#but dont let my accent fool you either

[queennai714]

Random hcs I have because I may be cringe but I'm free part 26 (Ninjago, again)

My Ninja singing hcs cuz I love music and singing and I think the sillies would too.

When it comes to Cole, there are only two ways the hc can go, either you think he's terrible, like in the oni trilogy, or he's a wonderful singer with a beautiful natural voice and the technique to match, who just doesn't know what to do with that stupid Gloworm song (I mean COME ON, he went to the Marty Oppenheimer School of Performing Arts ffs). I choose to believe in the latter. Whatever you choose he is still vastly better at dancing than singing.

Kai actually has a pretty great (and fittingly, very powerful) voice and he could be amazing if he ever decided to take actual lessons, but he couldn't care less. What he's interested in, and therefore weirdly good at, is distortion. Growls, vocal fry, screams, even just regular old belting, anything that would push anybody else's voice to its limits, he can do it all and does so willingly and extremely well. (Cole is lowkey jealous)

Jay can SING omg (when he's actually trying anyway). Jay's the kind of guy who has a wonderful (and surprisingly powerful) natural voice without any kind of lessons or training but if he isn't focusing on/into the song or doesn't really care abt how he sounds then it just sounds like talking/shouting. But when he's alone, or listening to smth he really likes, or deliberately trying to impress, bro sounds ANGELIC (Cole and Kai are BOTH jealous of this one(and this one kinda feeds into my Japanese Jay hc but my brain decided that when he's doing more hardcore stuff, he sounds like mafumafu))

Once again, this one was hard because Zane only ever sings with the help of some kind of nindroid shenanigans, so I dont have a lot to go off of but I'm happy with what I came up with so 🤷‍♀️. Anyway, Zane's normal speaking voice is really clear and smooth and slightly accented and wonderful and he has perfect understanding of music theory and all the technical aspects of making a voice sound pleasant and musical, and he sounds really good when he hums, and he's got the technique DOWN, but his voice just always sounds weird somehow, so whenever he wants to sing along to smth and sound a certain way while doing it, he'll just replace his own voice with the original vocalists or another generated voice that he thinks sounds good. He still has an absolute blast though.

It is a rare and I mean RARE occurrence to hear Lloyd sing and 99% of the time someone does manage to pick up his voice, he sounds slightly below average, even if he's actually putting in some effort for once. But that ultra rare 1%, when someone manages to overhear him late at night, almost silently raiding the cupboards for candy as he quietly sings the softest, sweetest, and most comforting melodies to ever be given lyrics, then he sounds pretty wonderful. Don't let that fool you though, it's his comfort zone for a reason.

Like her brother, Nya has a pretty awesome natural voice, but, also like her brother, she doesn't really care for "normal" singing. She tends to lean more towards rapping, usually resulting in her unconsciously putting more energy into rap segments than the rest of the song, and the rest of the team. However, she absolutely ADORES hearing the others sing, especially Jay "What? He just has a nice voice. It has absolutely nothing to do with our relationship, no way". Its like she can sense whenever Cole and Jay are having another random duet and she always manages to "coincidentally" appear before the song ends.

Pixal was originally programmed by Cyrus Borg to have a lovely, gentle, mother-like singing voice, and she definitely appreciates it (its surprisingly come in handy on quite a few missions) but she finds it just a little too different from her normal speaking voice for her to get totally into it. She usually prefers to stay away from vocals anyway, finding that she has more fun tapping her fingers or toes or even just making percussive mouth sounds to the rhythm of whatever's playing (and these days, she's kinda hesitant to even do that, ever since Zane accidentally let it slip that he thinks its "positively adorable")

#random hcs #sorry this took so long btw #ninjago #ninjago headcanons #ninjago cole #ninjago kai #ninjago jay #ninjago zane #ninjago lloyd #ninjago nya #ninjago pixal #tbh i dont even have the energy to come up with more tags after writing this so whatever

[abd-illustrates]

Wait what country do you come from?

Don’t let my twitter handle confuse you I’m not Canadian I just like the leaf emoji

#but dont let my accent fool you either #i'm from england #daily dork

[hitmanbalor]

i can smell you from here -

finn balor

based off ahs hotel!!!

i was lucky enough to be alive. well i wasnt really alive. i was 'reborn' as all my friends say. i was on the verge of death at the hotel cortez because of notorious murderer, james patrick march in late 2000s. i was found laying in my bed bleeding to death when, the countess found me. she had let me taste her blood. at that moment i dont know why she saved me but i found at that she had saved me because she needed a 'side kick' i guess. i laid in my bed smoking a cigarette when iris had told me new blood was here. i hadn't fed in a few days so i was over joyed.

"hello, stranger." i said to a tall man with a beard. "liking the cortez so far?"

"it's got its charms." the man replied with a strong irish accent.

"well how long are you staying....oh i didnt carch your name?" i said laughing.

"im finn balor. who are you, lovely lady?" he has asked back.

"if i told you then this game wouldnt be as fun." i smiled.

"mysterious. i like that, love." he said and smiled. fuck, his smile is gorgeous. how am i supposed to feed??

"well heres your floor uh. ill see you around, right?" i asked.

"maybe, what's your room number?" he asked.

"38. come see me." i said trying to seem seductive. he got off the elevator and made his way to his room. as the elevator closed i decided to grab a drink with liz.

"liz, did you see that man that came in?" i asked.

"the buff one?" she asked.

"yeah. iris had told me that i could feed off him but-" i stopped myself.

"but what?" she asked.

"hes so how do i say this?" i said confused.

"has miss yn gone soft?" liz had played a shocked face.

"no. i just maybe i can turn him." i said biting my lip.

"you need to feed baby. you havent in like 3 days. here take some of the countess' stash." she handed me a cup.

"thank you, well ill decide i actually invited him to my room so who knows." i smiled and gave liz a hug and walked towards the elevator to my room. walking towards my room i felt a werid sensation and tons of thoughts had gone through my head. me and liz always talked out how the people with the 'virus' fell in love. they either fell in love fast like at a rapid pace or it took years. i guess i am the one who falls at a rapid pace. as i nearing my room i smelt his blood again.

"you came?" i asked.

"yeah, i can be mysterious myself." he smirked.

"wanna come in?" i asked gesturing to my door. he smiled and walked in. as we settled in and the conversation began i slowly became myself. "i can smell you from here."

he was confused, "what do you mean? my cologne?"

"your blood babe." i smirked.

he didn't seem scared nor worried. "what are you some type of vampire?" he asked jokingly.

"what if i am?" i asked walking over him and leaned into his face acting like i was going for a kiss.

"then that is pretty hot." he smirked. "how though?"

"well, i was at this hotel in 2008 and i was on the verge of death and this women saved me. ive lived here since." i explained.

"did she like bite you or something?" he asked pulling me on his lap.

"no she cut herself on her chest and i drank her blood." i said.

"can you do it to me?" finn asked.

"what change you?" i asked in shock.

"yes." he asked in all seriousness. i got up and grabbed my small knife and cut my chest. finn started to drink it and it lowkey turned me on. when he was done i wiped his mouth and kissed his cheek.

"you know, i couldve killed you and you wouldve been stuck in this hotel for all eternity." i walked to the bathroom.

"well you didnt." he smiled. "but how am i supposed to eat?"

"hunting or blood donations." i explained.

"so you just go out and kill people?" he asked.

"not necessarily. only bad people, rapists, criminals, etc." i said motioning him into the bathroom.

"i have so much to learn." he sighed.

"you do love but im here." i smiled.

"let's shower." he suggested and i nodded downstairs liz was talking with iris.

"she changed him, didnt she?" iris asked.

"we wouldve gotten a call if she didn't." liz said taking a drag of her cigarette.

"shes a fool in love." iris sighed. "but he is a nice man so i approve i guess." she laughed.

"we will get to know him, now if you excuse me im going to take her some champagne." liz said.

#finn balor #finn balor x reader #wwe imagines #nxt #wwe nxt #wwe finn balor

[pineapplopolis]

Carmivy headcanons I have rattling around my head like a skittle in a box

(I'm talking more about the 90's version but it's up to anyone's interpretation)

Their primary form of intimacy is touch so cue back hugs, slow dancing, and hand holds galore.

This also includes bathing eachother (/ns)

Carm loves 80's music that much is canon BUT spanish music especially old school boléros hold a special place in her heart

Trio los panchos, la lupe, chavela vargas, eydie gorme, and celia cruz are some of her favorite artists

They are bound to be playing in the background often and Carm will put it on as shes cooking

This leads to some nice slow dances as the food cooks

Carmen often sings along (belts but no one would believe you) or hums

Ives does too but she'd rather hum because she has a terrible accent and cannot pronounce spanish words

They are very romantic and love doing things spontaneously so expect random gifts and dates

One particular date is a late night picnic date on the beach that was probably planned by Ivy and is complete with rose petals leading to a candle lit cabana filled with pillows and a tub of champagne and/or wine with soft mood music playing in the background

Carmen steals things and gifts them to Ivy often. Ivy pretends she hates that carmen is stealing and for her but in reality, she cherishes every single item

Ivy thinks shes a good actress and plays it off but Carm knows she loves them anyway

They travel often just to do it. Ivy didnt get to see the sights chasing Carm down and Carm happily obliges

Totally the Mob boss/ Police comissioner Au

Or even the rich gay aunts archetype

Ivy takes up woodworking and builds most if not all of their furnature

They didn't start dating right away OR they were on and off for a while before retiring together entirely

I imagine it may have started off in a night of passion (cOUgH cOUGh *one night stand mayhaps?* ) a few years after Ivy retired from ACME BUT I love the idea my fave fic presented where Carm knows she wants to persue a relationship and that Ivy wants something as well but cant bc of her moral code (brain v heart kind of thing)*

They dont have a formal wedding if they decide to get married at all. It's off the books with the promise of being together with their own paper rings rather than a big ceremony. At least not in the beginning

Think of the marriage in The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

Zack was kinda mad he wasn't invited but he is happy for them either way

Now lets say they do want an official wedding ceremony- they have a small event (under fake names ofc) but its way down the line after their own little elopement.

Zack gets to be the "bride's best man"

 I dont see them with kids but I can imagine if they did they would have maybe 3 they've adopted however it's by the time both of them are retired

Ivy's last name is o'connor. I chose it bc I hc Ives as irish and o'connor means patron of warriors which I think fits her

Retired carmen becomes a novelist under the pseudonym Isabela o'conner OR Isabela Flynn bc its her brand (flynn, irish surname bc of ivy, meaning bright red) and donates to various charities including one for orphans

They fund a museum

They have a few houses but their favorite is the beach side house in Venice

Ivy goes back to school. Yes, she prefers boots on the ground field work but I think she would enjoy a distraction from the mundane. She hates the class work- she was always the muscle unlike zack- but shes not stupid and wants to try something new

They have a black cat named carmine or sappho and a mastiff laconian named Peritas after Alexander the great's very own. Carm loves cats and has one named carmine in canon so it's only right plus I see Ivy as a dog person

They are the type to do something extravagant and celebrate the little things. They have many small celebrations for the randomest and most sentimental reasons

Zack finds out they were dating first and hid it extremely well (to Ivy's shock). Everyone finds out because Ivy acts like the lovestruck fool she is

Zack finds out immediately through one wiley joke Ivy blushed hard at and refused ardently. He doesn't let her live it down

Every year carm insists on sending holiday/birthday cards to the people they know. Ivy has no idea why but she does it anyway

*The fic I'm talking about is "The Art of Doubt" on ao3, I highly recommend it.

#carmivy #90's carmen #90's cartoons #headcanon #ramblings #its canon in my heart #please make a fic off of this #im tired #and gay #carmen sandiego #where in the world is carmen sandiego?

[hvitserkmarcosource]

Just you

(Alex Høgh Andersen x Marco Ilsø x Reader)

Warnings: 18+, Smutt, threesome, swearing, blowjob, oral (female receiving) , fingering, unprotected sex, and probably too many cute Alex and Marco feels!

Well I did it, I spent so much time on this request by @alexhogh7137 I hope you like it dear!

Word count: 2,569

I hope everyone enjoys! Leave a like and let me know your thoughts and if you would like to request something. 🥰

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It was a normal Friday night hanging out with the guys, Marco decided on what bar to go to and you and Alex just tagged along. It didn’t matter where you went just as long as the three of you were together.

But this particular bar was a little too “rundown” and Alex was having a go at Marco about it. “How do you even know about this place!?” He yelled playfully, punching Marco’s shoulder. “This place is shit”

“You’re shit” Marco yelled back, not so playful, and you could tell his pride was hurt. So you decide to make light of the situation and place your arms through both of theirs, linking the three of you together “you’re both shit,” you giggle “now which one of you is going to buy me a drink?”

Marco chuckles and says “Bartender, a drink for our lady friend please.”

Alex burst out in laughter “She’s no lady- hey hey I was kidding” he throws his arms up in defense when you shoot him a death glare. “You better be Andersen, I am a lady” you huff out, turning away from him, over dramatically, making sure your hair goes into his face.

You gasp when he catches your wrist in his hand, stopping your movement and catching you off guard. You stumble into his chest when he pulls you closer to him. Breathless would be an understatement as to how you are feeling... Cardiac arrest might be more accurate. You almost collapse when he whispers in your ear “You wouldn’t be so lady-like with your legs wrapped around my hips, screaming my name as you cum.”

He lets you go after that and it takes you a minute to process what the hell just happened. Alex is your best friend, there is no way he is interested in you like that… right? Honestly it’s not like you’d say no to him, he’s gorgeous and fun, he makes you smile when you're sad, and keeps you company when you're lonely. But then again you could say the same thing for Marco.

Shaking your head and taking a deep breath you take a seat at the bar, Marco joining you seconds later and wrapping an arm around your shoulder “You ok?” He asks. Probably noticing how red your face is, and how shaky your hands are. You nod “I’m ok, just need a drink. A strong drink.” There is no way you’d tell Marco what just happened it would be too awkward. And that is the last thing you wanted.

Alex was probably just messing around, you were probably supposed to laugh at him, or make a snide remark. You are definitely taking this too seriously.

“Alex was right” Marco says rubbing his face “this bar is shit” you rest your head on his shoulder “it’s not so bad, don’t be too hard on yourself” he points towards the floor under your barstool and says “there’s a rat by your feet-“

You don’t even give him the chance to finish his sentence before you’re jumping out of your seat and onto his lap, screaming the entire way, and holding onto him for dear life. Once you're calmed down the both of you start to laugh. ”can we leave like now please” you beg and he nods, yelling for Alex who is nowhere to be found.

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Back at Alex’s apartment, you decide to make yourself more comfortable. The shoes you 're wearing are starting to kill. And the dress is too short to be lounging on the sofa. ”I’m stealing your clothes!” You yell, already in his bedroom and locking the door. After what happened tonight you aren’t taking any chances of an “accidental” walk in.

Settling for a black T-shirt and a pair of your joggers, that you must have left here? “I’ve been looking for these” you make your way back into the living room. Only to find Marco and Alex glaring at each other like it’s an episode of Vikings. What is with these guys lately?

And then they are both staring at you “What?!” You ask

“Alex thinks I was flirting with you because you sat on my lap, I told him there was a rat but he doesn't believe me.”

“I don’t believe you because you are lying!” Alex yells back “I see the way you look at her, you are not fooling anyone.”

Their accents are starting to get jumbled and you know soon enough they’ll be arguing in Danish. And once that happens there will be no stopping it. So you do something that you’ll quite possibly regret. “Why dont you both shut up and fuck me then?!”

That gets their attention, their both staring at you like two deer caught in headlights. After you yelled it you start to think maybe you had one too many drinks.

“A-are you,” Alex clears his throat “are you serious right now?”

You shrug, not saying anything. Waiting for Marco to speak first. The only word that comes out of his mouth is your name.

You take a deep breath and say “Listen, I love you both, you’re my best friends and I don’t want to lose either of you. That being said, there has been way too much tension between us lately, and I’m not just talking about tonight. You two have been treating me differently for a while, I just didn’t want to say anything.” You step closer to them, but not close enough to touch. “Not bad tension per se… just different, like if I don’t have you now I’ll explode.”

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You’re not sure who made the first move. But now that all three of you are sitting on Alex’s bed you know one thing for certain: They both equally want you. And with the way Marco is pulling up your shirt and Alex is tugging down your pants, you know you’ll be reduced to a puddle of want and need in a matter of seconds. All matter of coherent thought now completely gone. You were going to have sex with your best friends and you couldn’t care less about the consequences.

Once your shirt is off Marco lays down on the bed, spreads his legs and pulls you down onto him. Your back against his strong chest. “Lift your hips for me baby girl.” Alex says softly. And you do, oh god you do. His fingers dance along the waistband of your panties before he slides them down your legs.

Marco gently grabs your chin and tilts your face up to look at him “Are you sure about this?” You nod and pull him down into a heated kiss. One that quickly makes your head spin. His hands come up to squeeze your breasts and you moan into his mouth.

Soft lips kiss up your legs, and you smile at the feeling. Alex is being sweet, something you didn’t think he’d be during sex. He’s always so tough, you didn’t expect him to be gentle with you. When he gets to the inside of your thighs you moan again. Breaking away from the kiss you look down at the gorgeous man between your legs and smile, nudging his head a little bit with your knee. Which earns you a bite to your soft skin.

You can feel Marco chuckle behind you when he sees what you did. And honestly it feels good that the three of you can still joke with each other even in a moment like this.

“Knee me in the head again brat and I won’t let you cum.” Alex says, half teasing half serious.

“I’ll still let you come” Marco whispers so only you can hear him.

There’s no time to reply because the words in your brain are replaced with a gasp when you feel Alex’s mouth on your heat. His lips kissing your sensitive folds before his tongue delves in. slowly licking from your core to your clit and back again. In no time you're a slobbering mess, trying so hard to contain yourself and hold off for a little while longer.

That is until Alex’s tongue dips into your core. You can’t help the squeak that escapes from your lips, your knees almost give way, but Marco holds them up. And captures your lips in another kiss. Swallowing your moans. You can feel him throbbing in the small of your back, his cock aching to be buried inside of you. And right now you want that so badly. “Marco” you whine his name “p-please”

He groans and his hips push up into you “hurry up brother, I can’t wait much longer”

That’s when all of your prayers were answered, Alex buries two thick fingers into your core and sets a fast pace. The sound would be obscene if it didn’t feel so good “so wet baby, who made you this wet hmm?” You can’t answer, your mind a complete puddle of mush. “Come tell me who made you this wet? Who’s making you feel so good?”

“Y-youu Alex you-u-“

“That’s right” he moans out “that’s my girl, cum now, come on baby.”

And you do, oh you do. Your vision blurs and you all but scream as your orgasm takes over you. Alex’s fingers still pumping in and out, working you for all you’ve got. When you start to wiggle away from him he stops and climbs on top of you, kisses your lips sweetly and says “it’s our turn now baby”

And that sends a shiver up your spine. It’s actually going to happen… and you couldn’t be more excited.

Alex grabs your hands and pulls you up onto your knees, wraps his arms around the small of your back and pulls you into a lingering kiss. It’s calm, not dominating, or rushed. It feels like you’ve been waiting your entire life for a kiss like this. And maybe you have.

You let your tongues explore each other’s mouths and and you can’t help but to be turned on again, already feeling new wetness pull between your legs and new heat build in your belly. Alex is the first to break the kiss “Who do you want where baby?”

Your head spins at the question but you already know the answer “You Alex, I want you inside of me.” Your hands smooth up his chest and once there on his shoulders you wrap your arms loosely around his neck.

He smiles at that, a small smile but you catch it nonetheless. He kisses your forehead and then says “ok, ok”

Gently you’re moved onto all fours, Marco’s cock level with your lips. He’s bigger than you would have imagined and you can help but take a long slow lick before either of them enter you. Marco moans and grabs your hair “that’s it fuck” he says as you take him into your mouth all the way. Moaning as he hits the back of your throat.

Alex’s hands grab your hips and he pulls you closer to him. The tip of his cock running through your folds, your core clenching out of anticipation. “You ready for me baby?” You moan in response, making Marco shove his cock further into your mouth. You release him for a moment just to look back at Alex. You had to see him, just simply had to see him push into you. “I’m ready” you answer fully.

Slowly Alex pushes into you, so slow that you can feel every inch of him stretch you deliciously. You both moan at the feeling, Alex’s brows scrunch in concentration. Trying to be good for you. Wanting to make you feel the best you’ve ever felt.

Once you adjust to him Alex starts moving faster, setting a pace that’s so good you shudder, and whine like a whore.

Snapping you out of the moment, Marco bends down to kiss you. It’s quick and just to get your attention back on his cock, but you don’t mind.

You wrap your lips around him and swirl your tongue around the head, sucking lightly just to tease. “Keep doing that and I won’t last much longer” he says breathlessly and then you take him deeper. Allowing him to set his own pace and thrust into your throat.

Alex’s thrusts hit that special place inside of you and you moan so hard around Marco’s cock that he starts throbbing in your mouth. “Do that again” he groans, his hand in your hair gripping tighter, his hips snapping harder. You thought he was talking to you, telling you to moan around him again. Until Alex hits that spot inside of you and Marco cums, hard.

You swallow every drop, like the good girl you are and he falls back onto the bed. “Holy shit” he says with a chuckle “that was so fucking sexy”

“Get off the bed Marco” Alex says quickly “I’m gonna fuck her so good she won’t be able to walk tomorrow”

You squeal when Alex’s flips you over. You spread your legs for him and he smirks “I told you you wouldn’t be so lady-like. Didn’t I?” You shake your head remembering that he did indeed say you’d end up like this. “I’m going to make you feel so good, you won’t ever want anyone else.” With that he thrusts inside of you, hard.

Your legs wrap around his hips and your hands grab his biceps, desperately trying to hold on to something. Every thrust hits just right, every move he makes is perfect. You could stay like this, right here in this moment for your entire life. And with the way Alex is moaning into your neck, you’d say he feels the same.

You moan his name, trying but failing to tell him what you want. Luckily he understands and kisses you. It’s not as soft as the first time but it’s everything you need. He moans “Cum baby, cum for me” you clench around him as you lose control. Letting yourself fall apart for the second time tonight. Just for him.

He continues his thrusts as you come down from your high and only when your ready does he chase after his release. Thrusts become erratic and groans echo around the room. It’s your turn to tell him now “Please Alex, please”

And he does. Alex cums inside of you, panting and hot. Once he calms down he looks at you. Really looks at you and kisses you one more time.

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In the morning it’s only Alex that is lying next to you. And honestly you're glad. You love Marco and don’t regret anything, but with Alex it’s different. It felt different.

You snuggle up to him, trying to get impossibly closer. And you feel his arm wrap tighter around you. “Morning sunshine” he grumbles. His morning voice making you go all weak all over again.

“Morning“ you sigh

He flips both of you over so that he’s on top and smiles sleepily at you “that was something hmm?” He asks a slight blush covering his face

You nod “it was nice”

“Would you do it again? No regrets?” He’s nervous and he’s not hiding it very well

You kiss him, squash all the worry in his head “I would… but only with you. Just you Alex.”

Then he smiles, his big smile that makes his blue eyes shine and says “Just me and you.”

#marco ilsoe #marco ilsø #alex hogh #alex høgh andersen #alex høgh #hvitserk vikings #hvitserk ragnarson #hvitserk fanfiction #hvitserk smut #hvitserk x reader #hvitty #hvitserk lothbrok #alex hogh fanfiction #alex hogh x reader #marco ilso x reader #marco ilsø x reader #marco ilsø smutt #alex høgh andersen smutt #alex høgh andersn x reader #ivar ragnarson #ivar the boneless #ivar lothbrok #ivar x reader #ivar smut #vikings #just you

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Definitely some spoilers for Batman - the telltale series ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

Ok so, I was so lost in the first three eps I forgot I even had thoughts, ikr. So heres from 3rd to 4th episode :)

*Selina and Bruce kissing after Batman was electrocuted and she saved him. *

"Ok well, obviously I have to kiss her"

"Wait wait no"

*it gets.... more physical*

"wAIT NO??? I DONT WANT TO BE APART OF THIS PLEASE-

*disgusted face, but I'm super uncomfortable 😭*

"I dont like this, keep me out if this omg"

"Hhwhsjahwjsgahhahwha SHES UNDRESSING AND THATS A BRA"

"SHE IS WHOA THEY ARE THATS A BED"

"oh thank God, black screen, I didnt have to watch them have sex, jesus thank you"

"Underwear gang"

"Did they put on clothes again after the sex? I have no knowledge. That sounds awkward"

"Excuse me, u mean things l, wait excuse me, wow, hoe. I'm here like cute and you're not"

"Hey, theres my graple gun"

"...where did he put that, hes in his boxers"

"Hes not deadpool either, doubt he stuck the gun up his ass"

"Mmm bagels"

"Hahaha the little run he did"

"IM SORRY HARVEY"

"IM A WHORE HARVEY"

"The drug is making him aggressive"

"I'm not saying anything"

"Does Harvey turn into a monster?"

"Who is he"

"Ahahhaha he crashed into the wall"

"No, wait, Harvey sorry"

"Come and live at my gigantic place, theres apparently a lot of rooms, and two bathrooms and two kitchens"

"I have like, no knowledge about batman and dc tbh, I watched smallville"

"Ok, ok"

"Talking in front of people"

"None of the options were right, staying quiet is best then"

"Why are the brits evil, if you have a posh accent, that means u wanna stab people while drinking tea. According to dc"

"sTiCk To ThE sCrIpT bRuCe"

"Shut up"

"YO WHAT???? SHE??? SHE IS THE BAD GUY EXCUSE ME I AM I AM SO CONFUSED W H A T"

"JDJQJDHSHJSHAHQ I CANT I CANNOT RN"

"ok, ok stay cool, stay cool. Batman is all about cool, no unnecessary violence, law above personal feelings, unless the law is corrupted and is personally trying to murder everyone.... BUT it got our boi detective on the case, so it's not corrupted and I will stay with the law.... but with high heels"

"Nooooo??? What no?? That is not, excuse me no??? I didnt want him to attack, that's the opposite!!"

"I helped the montoya and let harvey fend for himself.... which apparently was a... weird thing"

"I did not punch Oswald, cuz that's anger and wont look good, when you're trying to show composure in an annoying situation"

"I asked Lucius to chill at the bat cave, bcuz I thought it would keep him safe from dangers."

"Yes, I did romance Selina, ik ik, it was a situation. And apparently 90.4% other people did too.... probably very thirsty for cat woman"

"I did not beat up harvey, bcuz it was the drug and not him."

"Okay, next episode"

"Hes in the insane place, ik he owns it, eventually, and is like helping them, and keeps like the bad bad in another level? Or, I... I'm not sure"

"I wonder what would happen if I walked out the door naked"

"Omg, is this??"

",@&2;'bqhdvbagwgsbsbhwhqhabbdjwjzgsgsbsvTHAT THATS THE JOKER QHAGSHAJHAHQ EXCUSE ME QHAT I DID NOT KNOW WHAT IS KLGOING POKKKKQHDJAHAHHWGQ I CAMT QHATTT"

"I AM JUST, SHOOKKET"

"I'm actually nauseous from all that sudden surprise xD"

"Wow, ok, this is new, ok ok cool, lets go, what does he want what what what what????$&#&^3^63^$37#&36"

"Ok ok.... I wont know unless I play, ok, pppppppppppppp, I'm ready"

"Ok but, is this the first time he meets the joker? Is this even lore for batman? Or am I just???"

"Fuck you joker, I'm not lying for you. This woman looks good and normal"

"Joker looks scary "

"Does he even have a name tho? John doe, but, should I google this? Nono what if that spoils"

"The batman logo name, looks like Dat Man"

"Episode four "

"Why is he shirtless"

"Why do I like victor zsasz (?)"

"Oh, bad scars, I am sorry, oh nevermind"

"Guess I have to talk to joker"

"Rude harvey, I thought we were friends"

"Two faced?"

"Does the joker colour his hair?"

Joker: I've been watching you, Bruce, and I can tell there's something darker in you.

Me: it's a poop, he needs to drink more water

Joker: I know what you really are.

Me: say it... out loud

Joker:

Me: hey >:(

"I dont want to, but ok sure"

"Oh yeah btw, I gave away the key"

"Damn, dramatic, ofc I stopped the fighting. Oh god, I should've said fuck off to joker, oh god, I'm a fool"

"Batman would never "

"Yea, I shouldnt have slept with her"

"I'm not paying bullies"

"What am I supposed to do? Oh... I forgot to read"

"Choices time, okay"

"I did promise joker a favour but so did 49% other people"

"I did not go with joker's plan, and 31% people are with me"

"Damn, 48% rammed the barricade, and 51% gave money"

"Wow, ok a lot more went with meeting harvey as batman, I felt that was... not right"

"Oh god, 54% went with stopping Oswald and 45% with stopping harvey... and now my house is on fire"

"Last episode...."

#gaming #relatable gaming thoughts #funny #batman batman telltale series #telltale games #telltale penguin #telltale #telltale bruce wayne #telltale batman

[sporadic-writer]

Welcome to the Neighborhood pt. 2

Note: ok so I know that not all of the boys, meaning both twins, live with the others. And I know my update schedule sucks but I go in a block and funk. Sorry guys. I just want you to read something I would read and truly enjoy. Also, I think I may make this a Haz fic bc ones about hin deserves more love and notes.

No one really reads these but I also think I'll write this for Harrison bc when Tom posted the pic of Nadia, it shattered the illusion in my head lol and it feels weird to a certain extent to write when he is most likely dating her. Don't get me wrong, I'm so happy for him and he doesn't know I exist, but it feels odd idk. So im pausing on Tom stuff atm lol. Harrison is single as far as publicly that ik so thats that 😅

Pairing: Harrison x Reader (most likely)

Warnings: mentions of weed, alcohol, and swearing. I enjoy all these things responsibly and ik im not the only one. As always stop reading if you dont like something.

Part 1 here initial teaser here (got around 100 notes soo 😎 check that out)

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“Alrighty boys. That’s enough about me, tell me about yourselves. I only know this one from the big screen and that 2 of you are brothers.” You gestured to Tom as you spoke about him. “And from basic eavesdropping I gather you are all very close.” 

Tom smiled, “Actually I’m a brother to the twins, older obviously.” It was fun having a celeb lounging in your hot tub, drinking a beer with you. “But yeah I am an actor, Spider-Man as you probably know. Harrison’s an actor too!”

“Oh my god you are! I watched Catch-22 on Hulu! Comedy my ass..! I balled my eyes out several times.” He had the nerve to laugh in response. “Don’t laugh! That shit got intense quick. Then the shot where you all are swimming? Killed me. I don't know how I didn't notice you. Sorry!”

“Did you at least like it?” He smiled and asked hopefully. When you nodded yes he beamed! “Well then that’s all that matters. I will say an American accent is hard.”

You brought your beer up to your lips. “Yeah because your guys’ accent is so easy. You make fun of how different areas in America have different accents but it’s the same here!” They nodded in agreement at your words. You leaned your head back a tad and enjoyed the warm water. “Southern accents have different twangs bepending on the area, I have family that lives closer to New England, that's something all in its own. Just like here. You got London, Wales, some place called Essex and other places more north of here. It's not just the US." You reached over for your joint to finish it amongst the bubbles. "Now for real. Tell me about yourselves. Harrison you start I guess."

"Why me?"

"Shorter wikipedia page." You smirk as you re-lit your herb. The guys laughed and made 'ooh' noises to tease. "I'm kidding! Relax a touch. I just picked your name because you are right in front of me."

"Well I've known this lot since we were all kids. Tom and I went to school together and we have been stuck with each other since. I was his personal assistant for a while too." You listened as he spoke. Sweat was building up on his face from the hot tub. It added a nice shine to his, and everyone's faces. In order to avoid makeup running everywhere you sat up as you listened to him. You watched his eyes watch your movements as you took a hit and slowly exhaled. Almost like he was relaxing from watching someone relax from getting high without actually doing so. He kept going and you realized you zoned out a tad. "And then I wanted to do more than just model so I did more auditions and Catch-22 became my biggest so far."

You nodded, noting you heard and were listening. "That's cool and all but tell me like favorite song, movie, animal! Hahaha it isn't everyday famous people are in my hot tub. I'm going to savor this first encounter!" He smiled and answered your sort of questions. You offered the joint around before it finished. Tom passed, Tuwaine and Harrison took quick hits though. "But yeah that is me. Now someone else go so I don't have the spot light on me anymore." He looked at you as he said that and handed you the last bit. You winked in thanks, and to flirt lightly. (Shoot your shot right?) "Same questions to you love."

You responded your favorite song, movie, and color to him. "Yeah I like a bit of everything. But funny movies are my favorite. Obviously I like Marvel too Tom don't worry. Same goes for music but my preference ranges from new pop to older rock. I grew up on 80s alternative pop stuff." You smiled at him and he beamed in pride at the brand he represented. "Ok Sam you now."

Sam starts talking about his life and Harrison goes to grab more drinks. At this point the sun as almost finished setting and you tell the blonde how to turn the deck lights on. Soon the rows of edison bulbs flick on and a lovely mood is set. The glow isn't too bright and adds a nice light to your summer tanned skin. What you don't know is that the gentlemen appreciated the glow as well. However, they are too polite to say anything too bold after just meeting you.

If you could read minds or be sober enough to detect a certain lack of subtlety you would pick up on how the single men checked you out as you got out of the tub to get rid of the roach. Polite of course, 20 something men are going to appreciate a beautiful American girl right in front of them.

And if they could read your mind they would hear how you were taking in Tom and Harrison's jaw lines and toned muscles. How you appreciated Tuwaine's smile and height. Then add the twin's curls and freckles to the list and they'd think you were picking them like boys from a catalogue. Despite the slight oggling on your part, your eyes always wandered back to the blonde hair blue eyed boy the most. He seemed a little more laid back then Tom. Probably just because one was working more than the other, but that was just initial vibes you got. Regardless of vain appearance choices and vibe preference, all these boys were wonderful and you were just lucky enough your uncle's hot tub fit them all nicely.

Tuwaine smiled cheekily and spoke up. "Alright, we all have fresh drinks and proper buzzes. Let's make it fun and play a game. So Y/N, you went to college in the states, give us a classic drinking game and show us what you got."

"Ha! I don't know what you're looking for but I assume never have I ever is universal? You can't play kings or flip cup in a hit tub. Hold up 5 fingers, put them down if you've done said thing, drink as well."

"No fingers, just play till we are right pissed." Harry grinned and everyone else went along with it. "I will start. Never have I ever- wait this a normal game or sexy version?"

You said you didn't care and Tom said what the hell, so he continued. "Never have I ever gotten walked in on during a scandelous activity." Tom and Harrison both drank and groaned saying they have both walked in on each other at some point in life. Tuwaine continued.

"Never have I ever fooled around while someone else is in the room." There was a pause and no one drank. But then you rose your beer to your lips and they all looked at you in a manner of surprise and demand for explination.

Shrugging you said, "Old drunken hookup in school. We didn't know his roommate was in his top bunk asleep until it was too late. The mistake we made was keeping on going when we thought we heard him, because we did..."

"Wow Y/N. Learning a lot about the neighbor girl right away!"

"Shut up this game was your idea!" You laughed as you spoke in response to his teasing. "But whatever it's my turn now anyway. Never have I ever sent a dirty text to the wrong person." That got all but Harrison and you felt proud for getting them. "Alright so you are either morons or were in a rush to send that sext."

Tom defended himself saying her name was Sam and it was instant regret the second he realized.

Sam glared at him and said, "Yeah no one enjoyed that bro. I'm still shaken up about it."

"Get over yourself it was like 5 years ago! And you accidentally sent your friend Jake one, so pot, kettle, hi both black."

"It was detailed!"

You just sat there amused taking this all in. "I am so glad this happened tonight." You said more to yourself than them.

"Darling if this ends up in the tabloids we will never speak again." They were teasing with the threat. "But come on this is good let's keep going. Never have I ever done it in a car." You, Sam, and Tuwaine all drank and giggled.

The game continued on and another round of drinks were had. You learned Tuwaine had said the wrong name in bed. Also, that both Harry and Harrison have fooled around during family functions. In return they learned that you've hooked up in a college classroom and in a restaurant bathroom. That ended up getting you and your former boyfriend kicked out of the establishment. Towards the final round all were getting sleepier but still in a good mood.

"Never have I ever had sex high." Harrison challenged the group. No one drank. "Wait really? Thought I'd get you with that. Finish your beer and all." He looked at you as he spoke.

"Nope. Just never happened now that I've thought about it. Huh. You'd think right? But nope. Not that I'm opposed." You ended your statement by glancing his way while finishing your beer anyway. Harrison just watched the way your neck moved as you tilted your head back. "Ok boys this was fun but I am gettin tired."

Tom nodded. "Same here. Thank you for having us darling, it was fun!" The others spoke in agreement and you smiled at them saying they were welcomed back anytime. They offered to help clean but you grabbed the remaining bottles and told them you were good. After final goodbyes, you told them to not he strangers, you were all in your respective homes.

You went to bed pretty quick. Next door, at their place Tom, Harrison, and Sam lingered to get some water before bed. "She was really cool." Sam said while sipping water.

Harrison hummed in agreement. "Yeah I think so too. Very chill and all that."

Sam smirked and playfully said, "You just think she's fit mate." There was a pause.

"Well she is." It was Tom who said that and the others looked at him in playful shock. "What I'm not blind! She is! She's isn't some shy girl freaking out over us. She's cheeky and just seems normal about us living next to her. More Harrison's type though I'd say."

Sam laughed. "Yeah he always liked the classic American 'girl next door' type. Just a bonus she is actually American this time." They paused for Harrison to negate their statements but he just sipped his water and looked at them with a glint in his eyes. "Told you." Sam said as he took a sip. "She is better than half the models either of you bring back. Nuerons fire and she can keep a conversation. Not that all models are like that! But come on you went out with some stereotypes." Neither could disagree. Sometimes you just want to have a date with the beautiful face. Long term needs substance though, and both Tom and Harrison thought you had it all.

"We need to invite her over tomorrow, and any time she's free." Groundwork was to be established and Harrison was determined to get to know you more.

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As always, like and reblog! I hope you like it! Also if i forget to tag someone lmk, same if you wanna be tagged or not tagged. Feedback and notes are appreciated but be nice haha I edit as best I can. Thanks for reading and enjoying.

Tags: @jillanaholland @averyfosterthoughts @sarah-m-limelight-2007 @astridcommings

#fanfic #tom holland x reader #tom holland fanfiction #harrison osterfield fanfiction #harrison osterfield x reader #tom holland #fanfiction #marvel #marvel fanfiction #harrison osterfield fluff #harrison osterfield

[prettyoddfever]

P!ATD’s tweets leading up to South Africa

THE MAIN POST

Brendon got twitter at this point and Jon followed shortly after, so the band’s all here. Sometimes stuff tweeted after midnight might be listed in a date that’s technically off, but I tried my best to put everything in order:

highlights from MARCH 29-30

Shane @ Spencer: wake up! I just wrote this 412 page silent film I want to shoot before breakfast. Its like Jaws, but without the sharks.

Spencer: DeathProof...makes me think of putting the invincible code on in Golden Eye for N64...I always rewind the crash Pete Wentz’s reply: i remember always playing as oddjob and using proximity mines.... youre the tour manager tomorrow- dont blow it. Spencer’s reply: Well I learned from the worst so we should be all good.....Its all about Baron Samedi with the RPC-90.

Ryan: Guilt tripper (Ryan & Zack were tweeting back & forth a lot today so I’ll just leave one comment from Ryan: I had some great dreams last night involving a pet bobcat in Hawaii)

Ryan @ Shane: Shane where have you been all my life? Shane’s reply: want to dress up like Indians and ride dirt bikes? Ryan’s reply: let's do it right now

Ryan: King Baby is the one who rules the roost.

Ryan: Bringing back bleached hair and puka shells Spencer’s reply: Do you know where to get the post man finish dickies shorts? Ryan’s reply: yea, I know a place on sahara and jones..ill get you a few pair?

MARCH 31

Shane:  Brendon, spencer, and I are up early today, heading to Jay Leno.. Tune in tonight!

Spencer: It's not often you get to see 3 pony tails before lunch!

Spencer: We are here.. first two to meet us get tickets to see falloutboy w/ Brendon tonight on leno (and then Spencer added “and a mango mojito!!”) Ryan’s reply: ...I'm too late aren't I

Eric @ Ryan: HA! guess we can't make it in time either Ryan’s reply: Are you coming home tonight?

(Eric was also tweeting Shane & Zack like normal but only going to bring in stuff from Shane, Eric, Dan Angel/Griffith, Pete, & Alex Greenwald when it gives context to what the 4 main band members are saying... for now I’ll post  I didn’t save much from Zack and can’t grab it now so he’s not really an option, sorry).

Ryan: "Awesome" may be the funniest episode of Tim and Eric yet.

Ryan: Almost forgot to get Jon. 11:11 wish- flight don't be delayed the cops at the airport are suspicious.

APRIL 1

Ryan: beard me.

Ryan: Drinking pork wine eating port rinds.

Brendon: now, does having an april birthday make one an april fool? in my case, most likely.

Spencer: Rehearsal for South Africa today, were honing our spear throwing skills and british accents, then we'll get to some songs.

Spencer: Got your sherrifs badge?

Spencer: We had to untangle a rats nest, but we got it...now playing 'go home grandpa'  Ryan’s reply: Join my fanclub Santa?

Brendon: just cursin and rehearsin.

Eric: Grandpa's fanclub

Spencer @ Zack: Are you gonna switch to desert camo for Africa?

Ryan: My fingers hurt. I'm pretty sure the only known cure for this is Thai food.

Ryan tweeted Alex that he’d see him tomorrow

Spencer: testing with testosterone. jon walker.

Ryan: "Weren't you going to ask me if I've raced anybody?" "Yea have you?" "Raced a Ferrari, beat it." Shane’s reply: Thats just ridiculous no one could beat my Ferrari. Ryan’s reply: hahaha

APRIL 2

Ryan: Just beat the original Ninja Turtles arcade game with Jon.

Ryan: I am tired, I am weary, I could sleep for a thousand years.

Ryan: since everyone at my house has gone to bed I will answer to as many replies as possible in the next 10 minutes – someone asked “in what sense is Mad as Rabbits about love?” and Ryan said “In the universal sense” – a fan asked why Brendon wasn’t following Ryan on Twitter and Ryan said “I'm not following him either....hmm” (fans were making such a big deal out of the stressful tension of Ryan & Brendon acting like the other didn’t exist all spring).

Ryan: this is how you write a song.

Shane: rummaging around for Brendon’s passport

Ryan: I thought I just heard Roky Erickson sing something about cell phones in a song written in the 60's.Maybe he really is an alien. Or I'm deaf

Brendon: spence and shane, bfff.

Spencer @ Dan Angel: do you know where Brendon left the camera?

Spencer @ Zack: Why is his name Zack? Why am I on this website?

Brendon: hey, remember that time when i would only smoke marlboros? nat shermans? black&milds?  (I’m leaving out a lot of the replies to Zack because they don’t mean much without his comments... but Brendon replied): i hope they have black&milds in south africa. or "BM" as we call it.. or wait, was that something else?..

Ryan (after midnight): JJAMZ experienced for the first time (this wasn’t part of his tweet, but it’s from that show)

APRIL 3

Spencer: First thing to hit my stomache, a beautiful blend of 6 different liquors.

Brendon’s reply to Spencer: what's up dude?! can't wait to see your ass in south africa ;) Spencer’s reply: Yeah man, it is a nice ass..we just took 'foghat' on a walk, performed like a champion. Did you pick up the rhino urine? Brendon’s reply: yeah man, i've got all the hyena and rhino urine we need for that safari, no doubt. (also: "urine" and "urie".. haha)

Spencer: Second...cpkbbqchknsld.

Brendon: rippin Bar Louie a new one. then letting Bar Louie rip me a new one..

Jon’s first tweet: i dont know what im doing

APRIL 4

Brendon: Check this video out -- "My Pet Monster" Spencer’s reply: When are we getting samurai armor? We need to hold a shogun battle royale. Brendon’s reply: I wholeheartedly agree.. Maybe we can find the armor from TMNT3, that'd be neat Spencer’s reply: If not, at least some foot clan outfits, just don't kick me in the chest.

Spencer @ Brendon: have you seen this... My 29 piecer will be alive soon. Brendon’s reply: dude.. insane ha. we gotta get you that 29-piecer ;)

Jon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkkBhEomlUg

Spencer: Just watched Padma from top chef seductively lick bacon from a western bacon cheeseburger. Good job Carl, you got me. Ryan’s reply: I saw that too, my new favorite commercial.

Spencer: Figuring out who's headlining Break-Fest.

Jon: Who is this?

Jon @ Spencer: you gotta get IT Spencer’s reply: you GOTTA get it

Jon @ Ryan: what happened to you?

Jon @ Brendon: they love her for the Kingston sound Brendon’s reply: flava flav and i-c-e once said somethin that made me want to burn my liquor store down to the ground

Shane @ Brendon: how’s the snorkeling? Brendon’s reply: dude! tried my hand at some "cherry wheat ale" tonight. pretty tasty ha

Jon (I think he found Ryan a couple hours later): Froggys

Ryan: The more the scarier.

APRIL 5

Brendon: some people want answers, but i've never really been good at explaining myself

Jon: Marley

Spencer: Here is the winner of our UrieLove campaign  (this picture was old)

(Spencer also tweeted his sisters... I just wanted to add that bit since he recently deleted all of his tweets and those parts were cute. I wish I had done this post last month when Spencer’s tweets were still available but at least I have most stuff).

Jon: Half-speed mastered Japanese pressed vinyl using high-end recording equipment and the best sources of vinyl in prestine/mint condition Spencer’s reply: ahhh I see you found my Screeching Weasel/Lagwagon split 10" EP auction

Jon: The Sandlot 3 starring Luke Perry, directed by William Dear (Angels in the Outfield, 1 episode of 'Dinosaurs') Rated PG for some rude humor.

Brendon: just finished a very cold performance for coke. and was definitely the most awkward dude there. but in the presence of greatness.

(Zack tweeted a couple pictures – I liked this one most):

Brendon: yeah, im doin the drywall up there at the new McDonald's

Jon: Roommatist

Ryan: Farewell America get together

Jon: Keeping warm

Eric (a little after midnight): shit sounds good in here!

#tweets #shane

[ari-shipping-stuff]

Freezerburn Week 2020

Day Seven - Free Day Aging Soulmate AU

i especially enjoyed writing this one, so i hope you enjoy reading it ^^

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au: once a person reaches eighteen, they stop aging. but when they meet their soulmate, whether they know it or not, time unfreezes so they can grow old together

if your soulmate dies however, the aging process stops until you meet their reincarnation. the aging process gets faster, or it doesn't. the circumstances lie on just how said soulmate died.

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A puff of smoke floated out of Malachite's lips.

"She slipped past us."

"Again?"

"Yes, again," said Little Miss Malachite. It might've been the smoke, but her Southern accent seemed to thicken as she went on. "She's good. Better than her past five lives. Maybe a memory or two stuck."

A small groan left Weiss Schnee's throat.

"Then you'll just have to work harder," she forced through gritted teeth. "She can't hide forever. Even if she remembers dying since 500 AD."

Malachite raised an eyebrow.

"She hasn't been seen by anyone since last month. It'll take a while."

Weiss eyed her suspiciously. "Since when were you of all people worried about how long it'll take to find someone?"

"I'm not worried about finding her, darlin'," Malachite chuckled, fiddling with the cigar between her fingers. "I'm worried for what the time's gonna do to you. Will my client still be here to pay me by the time I find this Xiao Long girl?"

Weiss sent her an icy glare, walking closer to her table. Most of the time, Little Miss Malachite had personal guards at her sides. But not when the audience was Weiss Schnee.

Weiss Schnee, who'd been a client of theirs for fifty years now, and from the start had enough authority and money to shut down their business and have them all killed.

If the Schnee wanted them alone, she would have that choice.

"I assure you, Malachite," she gripped the edge of the desk, leaning forward. "I'll be damned if I die before she does. I have a company to run. And if it goes down with me, so will you. Don't forget who protects this little business of yours."

Malachite narrowed her eyes.

"S'that a threat?"

"Wouldn't be the first time, now would it?"

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Weiss twirled Myrtenaster then jabbed it forward, flickers of fiery energy shooting forward and straight into the Ursa. It let out a last roar before distinguishing into smoke.

Weiss had to admit, Forever Fall was an unpredictable yet ironic place for Yang to hide. It was crawling with all sorts of Grimm. Especially now, after the disbanding of the Huntsman Movements. Not to mention the history they shared in this forest.

Let's just say some of the trees weren't always red.

She treaded quietly, wanting to minimize as much noise as possible. As far as she knew, she could pull off a sneak attack. Like many times before. But killing her soulmate got just a bit harder every time. Maybe being murdered in every life by the same person instilled some instinct in her to hide.

Either way, Weiss needed to be quick. She was growing more twenty-one by the second. And she was not going to let thousands of years of bringing up her family name go to waste.

Crnch—!

Weiss raised a hand, her fingers spread out. A white-blue glyph formed at the tips of her fingers.

She scanned the area for anything, but it was dirt and stone and autumn leaves for miles. And she was certain she didn't step on anything.

But as she turned to check behind her, a shot flew past, narrowly missing her head.

Weiss ducked behind the nearest tree, cursing when she realized she'd dropped Myrtenaster. Her glyphs formed over both hands, slowly crackling with energy.

She heard someone jump into the clearing.

"Guess you found me."

Weiss paused. The same voice. Always the same.

"Guess I did."

It was a blur from there. Weiss jumped out, Yang brought down a storm of golden shots. The glyphs, first on Weiss's hands, were suddenly everywhere, keeping her mobile.

"Why do you want to kill me so bad?"

Yang was sent flying backwards with a soft 'oomph'. She landed roughly against a tree, jumping to the side to avoid the hold of Weiss's gravity glyph.

"We've had this same conversation for thousands of years."

"I know. Yet you never answered."

She thrust herself fists into the air, throwing out shots like tongues of fire.

Weiss held out a hand, and her semblance stopped all the bullets midair.

"Not important."

"But it is!" Yang cried.

Weiss took the moment to enclose one of Yang's wrists in her glyph.

Yang gasped at the discomfort in her arm. As if the energy was holding her in place by rooting itself into her arm. As if one wrong turn from her could rip her arm off like a toy.

It wasn't long before Weiss got a hold of the other arm.

Yang grinned, pulling away from the force. Trying, rather. Her heels dug holes in the ground and her eyes grew red, but her efforts were all in vain.

Meanwhile, Weiss just stood there. She drew as gun from her coat. One bullet to the head and she'd earn herself another twenty to a hundred years. But she hesitated. Like always.

Despite the hardening she'd done over the years, there would always be that nagging in the back of her head telling her to stop. Don't kill Yang. She was her soulmate, after all. What did she do to deserve constant death? Why not finally settle down and stop this madness? Get an heir. Rest. Let it go. And she'd thought about it. More than once.

Weiss fought with her hesitance. The hand holding her gun trembled and she felt her face s]well, as if she was about to cry. Yang saw. And she was already crying. With a mere blink, tears fell down her stained pink cheeks. Her eyes faded to a dull lavender. Smoky. Dark grey.

Part of Weiss wanted to see that purple light up again. Even an angry red. Anything else.

"You.. Still didn't answer the question." Yang sniffed.

Weiss clenched her teeth, trying to steel herself. Stop being a fool.

She raised the gun.

A sad smile graced Yang's lips.

"Maybe the next life then, huh?"

Weiss sighed in a breath, moving her glare away from Yang. She didn't want to see.

"Maybe I'll knock some sense into you next time around, Ice Queen."

She pulled the trigger.

The gunshot echoed throughout the forest, and soon, Weiss's head. A tear slid down her cheek.

"Maybe."

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well.. that was a ride. i fell asleep while typing last night

i do really love this au tbh. all the random storylines you could make with it is incredible

— ari

#freezerburnweek #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #day seven #soulmate au #rwby #shipping #angst

[maerveil]

50 Questions You Have Never Been Asked

i was tagged by @loverofelves​ :3c thank u <3

1. What is the color of your hairbrush?

black, nothing special, my mom got it from a dollar store for me bc my old one was literally falling apart but i refused to replace it

2. A food you never eat?

the only thing i can think of that i would probably not eat even if that meant it gets thrown away is steak, or any cut of red meat. i have a lot of trouble swallowing it for some reason. most other foods i hate i would still rather eat than waste them

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold?

theres no really comfortable temperature for me i think. im always either too warm or too cold. but since i spend most time in my bedroom which only gets sunlight for about 4 hours a day, im usually too cold

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

painting with watercolours and listening to music

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

i avoid sweets so i dont really know the different breeds of candy bar

6. Have you ever been to a professional sporting event?

ive participated in a few swimming tournaments when i was younger and a friend dragged me to see an ice hockey match a few years ago

7. What was the last thing you said out loud?

'hey’ at my cats because they were climbing my shelf....

8. What is your favorite ice cream?

not really a flavour, but strawberry sundae, with real strawberries and white chocolate... theres nothing quite like it

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

tap water

10. Do you like your wallet?

its a huge black leather wallet. i wanted one like this really bad when i was like 14 yrs old, now i kinda think its too big. but i like that it has space for all kinds of clutter like cards and pictures... i want to say i feel neutral about it but considering how long ive had it im probably at least a little attached

11. What was the last thing you ate?

a small bowl of plain oats with milk for breakfast

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?

no... im saving my money for useless things rn!

13. The last sporting event you watched?

im really not into sports so whenever i watch sports it i dont do so deliberately. uhm. i think biathlon was on tv one time a few months ago when i visited my dad

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

i like it when its sweet but not so much that your fingers get terribly sticky from it

15. Who was the last person you sent a text message to?

my dad probably

16. Ever go camping?

yea i went camping w my dad a lot when i was younger, almost every summer for 8 years. im mentioning my dad a lot here. we are not as close as one might think

17. Do you take vitamins?

no

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

no im too pretty

19. Do you have a tan?

no, but my right arm is a bit red from sitting on my balcony too long yesterday

20. Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza?

depends entirely on my mood, i dont have a general preference

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

only when i want to act like a slut which is never

22. What color socks do you usually wear?

i usually wear black tights

23. Ever drive above the speed limit?

I CANT DRIVE AND I NEVER WILL and if you drive above the speed limit thats +5 on your sin counter. i will know

24. What terrifies you?

those scary creepypasta images, communication, and anything unpredictable. also the possibility that jjba part 7 will be animated entirely in cgi

25. Look to your left what do you see?

a manga panel of dio i traced and taped to my wall, a bunch of jjba prints, and a tiny sticker of diego

26. What core do you hate?

if this is about music... i actually dont even want to spell out the name of that genre, thats how disgusting it is. its got to do with anime

27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?

that time in like, 7th grade, where english class was mostly about learning australian vocabulary

28. What is your favorite soda?

i dont drink soda im so scared of the liquid sugar but like cherry or vanilla coke probably

29. Do you go into a fast food place or just hit the drive through?

i dont ever go to fast food places, but if i did id hit the drive thru. inside its too loud and i hate when people can watch me eat

30. Who was the last person you talked to?

in person... my dad i think

31. Favorite cut of beef?

its all bad

32. Last song you listened to?

all the fools sailed away by dio (the band with real life people in it)

33. Last book you read?

der unsichtbare apfel by robert gwisdek. im still reading it actually im just too busy to finish anything rn

34. Favorite day of the week?

saturday of course!! although last night there was someone in front of my window at 3am who screamed for two seconds for seemingly no reason. this stuff doesnt happen on weekdays

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

no and im self conscious about it

36. How do you like your coffee?

black!!

37. Favorite pair of shoes?

my dr martens mary janes... easy to get in and out of... simple... cute... whats not to love. theyre starting to fall apart tho bc i wear them all the time

38. At what time do you usually go to bed?

between 9 and 11 pm

39. At what time do you normally get up?

between 5 and 9 am

40. What do you prefer - sunrises or sunsets?

emotionally, sunrises bc sunsets remind me that the day is over and my time has run out... but aesthetically, sunsets

41. How many blankets are on your bed?

two, one weighted and one normal

42. Describe your kitchen plates?

plain white... super boring and i hate them but i used to live with a minimalist and tried to be considerate to avoid conflict

43. Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage?

rum w cola or pina coladas, but i usually avoid alcohol. makes me feel like a soggy sponge and so sleepy. hate it

44. Do you play cards?

no all card games are bad!!

45. What color is your car?

i cant drive

46. Can you change a tire?

i cant even consider learning how to do it

47. What is your favorite province?

*nods*

48. Favorite job you ever had?

i hate jobs and careers and i would sooner let myself get exploded into a thousand pieces by impact with a speeding train than take up a job again

49. How did you get your biggest scar?

i was 15, in a really bad place mentally, and tried to make a point to someone... uh oh!

50. What did you do today that made someone happy?

this question is guilt tripping me

#abt me

[aaronhart93-archive]

discord II text Roman & Aaron

Discord thread featuring: Aaron and @romanbeckett​

Mentions: @davieslandon​ @malakhai-ozera​ @jayceelynd​ @alison-haynes​

Where: Aaron is at his house and Roman is at his house.

When: evening of May 26th-monrning of May 27th, 11:30p-2:30a

Description: Roman texts Aaron and they talk all night until they both fall asleep

Trigger Warnings: smut, what I would imagine harry’s peen to look like, really cute shit

Roman.

Hey.

Aaron.

hi

Roman.

Khai broke up with me, so. With us.

with Jay and I. And he left.

Aaron.

oh my god...im sorry Ro

Roman.

Can’t say I didn’t see it coming.

Aaron.

what did he say? Like why...?

Roman.

He told us that he loved us but needed time to work on himself or whatever.

Aaron.

I don’t know Khai that well but it does seem like he’s got a lot of shit to figure out

how are you doing with it?

and jayc? Should I reach out to her or....does she not know we’re talking

Roman.

you can talk to her if you want. I think we both just don’t really know how to feel to be honest.

Aaron.

im sorry

i hope he's okay

and i hope you and Jayc are okay too

Roman.

don’t be lol honestly Aaron, I set myself up for it the second I agreed to close myself off, knowing all of the issues I need to work through as well

contrary to popular belief, I’m far from having it all figured out.

Aaron.

that makes two of us

that was quick tbh

Roman.

Yeah. I just feel like an idiot.

Aaron.

what no....thats not what i meant

Roman.

anyway.

how are you

Aaron.

okay....no please dont feel like an idiot. its his fault not yours

im....okay....getting better than i was last week

miss you though not gonna lie

Roman.

I miss you, too. A lot.

Aaron

:(

im sorry

idk why i am i just feel like i need to apologize

Roman.

you have nothing to be sorry for lol at all

if anything, I’m sorry.

for bringing you into all this drama

and making you eat at a Chinese buffet lol

Aaron.

making me eat at a Chinese buffet is the only thing you have to be sorry for

also

i inserted myself into this mess as well. and didn't pull out once i realized who you were to landon

Roman.

does it make me immature if I laugh at you saying you didn’t pull out once?

Aaron.

RO

YES BUT IM HERE FOR IT

Roman.

I might just be high, but now I can’t stop laughing lol

Aaron.

sksjks

im sober and laughing so

well not sober

i had a few drinks

Roman.

everyone knows you’re a lightweight Aaron, stop tryin’ to be sly lol

Aaron.

who you callin a lightweight, lightweight?

Roman.

only when I haven’t eaten anything LIGHTWEIGHT

Aaron.

https://tenor.com/view/uncalled-gif-5394176

michelle tanner voice

Roman.

You miss me. Just a reminder.

Aaron.

you miss me

another reminder

Roman.

I’m not the one calling you rude lol

Aaron.

you called me out for being a lightweight and i retaliated

forgive me

Roman.

you’re in denial is what you are :fingerguns2:

but I’ll forgive you.

Aaron.

idk you'd think for how much i drink i'd have a higher tolerance

i need therapy

Roman.

probably lol I’ll go with you

Aaron.

lol couples counseling?

jk

jk

Roman.

I actually think it would be quite funny to see what they have to say about US

Aaron.

i need a therapist to tell it like it is

then again i do have ali

that woman calls me out on my shit literally daily

maybe shes just a free therapist

Roman.

LMAO that’s...amazing. I like her already.

Aaron.

she do be driving me up a wall

but

shes family

Roman.

Ah, family. I’ve been trying to get my sister here, but she’s being an ass lol

Aaron.

asshat

who wouldn’t want to move to New York

Roman.

satans demons.

Aaron.

exactly

whats keeping her from coming?

Roman.

she’s not as hellbent on big cities as I am lol

Aaron.

weird

city life has always been for me

arent you from manchester? is that not a big city?

Roman.

it’s not New York lol

she lives in the country now though.

Aaron.

no city is new york

Roman.

exactly lol

Aaron.

what are you doing

besides getting high

Roman.

I’m naked on the couch eating cherry gilato while watching good mythical morning on YouTube

Aaron.

i would very much like to be naked on a couch with you

Roman.

I painted my nails and did a facial first lol i could do yours as well

Aaron.

ill take the facial

i couldn't pull off the nails though

Roman.

you’d look so kickass with some black nails

Aaron.

you think?

Roman.

hell yes. Even a sky blue, like those eyes

Aaron.

i blush

maybe we can try the toe nails first

in case I end up hating them

Roman.

OH, I’m also trained in Swedish massage, head to toe. If you want a personal spa day

Aaron.

that would just give me a boner

Roman.

well, it’s a FULL body massage after all.

Aaron.

sksjsks

dont tempt me

Roman.

Aaron. I just.

is it bad that I don’t want to stay away from you anymore?

that’s a dumb question

I know it’s bad.

Aaron.

its not dumb

I don’t want to stay away from you either

but I promised Landon

Roman.

I know. So did I.

You’re right, I’m sorry.

Aaron.

he’s my best friend

dont be sorry

im glad you’re being honest with me

I just don’t see Landon being okay with this anytime soon

Roman.

I know! I know. He’s mine too, and I care about him more than I care to admit. I shouldn’t be like this.

Aaron.

damn this is fucked up

Roman.

I shouldn’t have said anything

Aaron.

I wish this could be easier

im the one that started with the boner references

Roman.

Not really. I offered you a massage

Aaron.

okay yes but

I told you I wanted to be naked with you

Roman.

because I said I was naked

Aaron.

I just don’t want you blaming yourself that’s all

Roman.

I know, but it is what it is. I made a mess of everything, and now everything I had is ruined lol I deserve it.

Aaron.

Ro

I’m sad you think so little of yourself

Roman.

I don’t. It’s just consequences. I made bad decisions, and now I have to deal with the consequences. That’s all. It’ll all be okay.

Aaron.

I wish I could make you feel better

Roman.

you already do. I promise.

Aaron.

I just smiled

Roman.

show me?

Aaron.

sure

Roman.

omg bad idea my heart

Aaron.

oop

Roman.

you’re so fucking jahshsbzjdndjendj

Aaron.

AKDJDJAKALhdja

Roman.

I’m mad at you

for looking like that

Aaron.

Well i can’t stop thinking about u

Roman.

let me just

Aaron.

yeah I kept drinking

and as we’ve established I’m a lightweight

okay I showed you a selfie now you should be a selfie

Roman.

oh yeah? Trying to boss me around again are ya?

Aaron.

do what daddy says

Roman.BOTToday at 2:02 AM

yes daddy.

Aaron.

brb gotta go jack off

Roman.

stoppppp

Aaron.

not kidding

Roman.

you don’t need a better picture than that to do the deed

??? Lolll

Aaron.

I mean....you could send me some

Roman.BOTToday at 2:09 AM

Does this help?

Aaron.

holy fuck

ugh I wanna fuck you so bad

and put all of you in my mouth

Roman.

I want it too. I shouldn’t, but I do. I want you to fuck me with my hands tied behind my back, and you pulling on my collar from behind.

Aaron.

fuck don’t put those thoughts in my head or I’ll act up

I wanna tie you up so bad

and punish you for being so naughty

Roman.

I’d want to call out your name so loud, but you’d have to let me.

Aaron.

you can’t do anything without my permission

Roman.

I’ll do my best daddy. You know I like to make you proud.

Aaron.

Ro I just came into a sock so hard

I want you so bad but the fact I can’t have you makes that even hotter to me

Roman.

forbidden fruit, hm?

Aaron.

you’re my forbidden fruit for sure

Roman.

wish I could have been there to help

Aaron.

you did enough helping trust me

Roman.

are we terrible people lol

Aaron.

I know

we are

im trying though

so that’s gotta count for something

Roman.

I hope it does, for both our sakes lol

Aaron.

if this doesn’t work out we can always be together in hell

Roman.

that sounds like a rightful ending

at least I’ll be tan.

Aaron.

we’ll both be hot and tan chilling in hell together

and we can fuck all we want

Roman.

sounds like the next big Netflix series.

Aaron.

could you imagine a Netflix series about us

Roman.

no, I’m scared to lol it would be more insane than Tiger King

Aaron.

you think our lives are more insane than Tiger King?!?

Roman.

scary, right??

Aaron.

thats definitely...quite the comparison

Roman.

I would have loved to have seen your face watching it for the first time

Aaron.

watching that together would have been so fun

I can picture us watching that and freaking out together

Roman.

maybe one night we’ll trip acid and watch it again

Aaron.

confession I’ve never tripped before

Roman.

whaaaaaa

do it with me!

Aaron.

I mean yeah I used to do a lot of coke when I got drunk and sometimes still do but that been the extent of my drug use

hahaha I will trip with you, Roman Beckett

Roman.

aces! Just tell me when and where, and it’s a plan!

Aaron.

”aces”

but yeah let’s do it this weekend

Roman.

I’m British you knob. Shut up lol

Aaron.

I know MATE I was making fun of you

Roman.

sends long audio clip making fun of Aaron’s New York accent

Aaron

brooooo

I do say that though

Roman.

I know, I’ve listened to you talk enough

it’s cute though

ready for bed?

Aaron.

just about

I was gonna go to bed a while ago but wanted to keep texting you

Roman.

same.

tuck me in lol

Aaron.

do u want me to tell you a bedtime story

Roman.

yes, but make it snappy

and I want warm milk

Aaron.

damn

so bossy

but okay

Roman.

you know I’m spoiled.

Aaron.

that must’ve been my fault

okay Des like this one:

By the African river, know as the Nile The sun fell away and it rested a while The rhinos had braved all the smoldering heat They lay down to sleep as they wiped off their feet The elephants marched to their elephant beds And gently they rested their elephant heads Slowly the hippos sank into the river The water so cold that it gave them a shiver (Hippos can't swim, like the pelicans think They also can't float, they could easily sink) The hippos went bathing in cool, shallow pools Thinking the rhinos and elephants fools Underwater, they fell to the soft river bed On darkish green plants with a smidgen of red They strolled on the bottom, then bounced up for air They did it for hours, without any care The fish followed closely, and wove in an out Under their belly, and up to their snout Each of the hippos came up to the shore To feed on the grass by the river once more They dried off their bodies by shaking and stomping And took bites of grass, chewing and chomping With night fading fast, they were full from the feast The sun returned back, rising up form the east The hippos crept off to collapse for the day While rhinos and elephants got up to play Enjoying the warmth of the sun and its light Never knowing the story of hippos at night

just read it in my New York accent you’re so good at

goodnight Lois

Roman.

that was perfect. Goodnight Clark.

#discord #roman #text

[aboyandhisstarship]

it’s that time of the year again

what time is it? well sweet reader it is Mack writes an essay on something specific, this year it is my brand new ship of the line  Otter X domino from the video game modern warfare. in this Essay I Will show the difference in there back grounds and Personalty, but also the closeness of there backgrounds (more on that later) there specialty and appearance, and finally how cute they would be.

Ok now a rock solid foundation for a ship is either very similar backgrounds or very different ones, so to that end here straight from the game is domino’s background: 4th generation Korean-French. Trained to represent France as an Olympic sprinter until Al-Qatala attacked Paris. Joined French Army, chosen for Special Forces. Extremely competitive. Maintains few personal relationships."

now lets start breaking this down into things that matter in terms of this ship “4th generation Korean french” Domino clearly has a heritage at least or a family that she cares for and is likely close to (this is of course is mere speculation) “trained to represent France as an Olympic sprinter.”  now this one is less important on her own but later when he learn about Ottter...the contrast.... anyway she was an Olympian until Al Qatala attacked Paris, she then joined the french army and later joined special forces, now you may be saying well that is not saying much Mack...and your right...until i add Otter background 

Orphaned as a child, raised in and out of foster care. Earned criminal record in London punk scene. At 18, intervened in public stabbing (Al Qatala), gaining local fame. Joined British Commandos, later passed SAS selection."

Alright now the first clear Difference is “Orphaned” that’s right kid, Otter here doesn't have any family save for his Unit, you know what that means (a certain Korean french woman will feel bad for him and invite him to Christmas dinner...maybe in exchange for pretending to be her boyfriend to get her overbearing family off her back...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) 

“earned a criminal record in the London punk scene”  now we never learned exactly  what he was arrested for (at least from any cannon sources i didn't read wikipedia for this Essay because i’m not if what is posted is strictly cannon.) however seeing it is the “punk scene”  it is probably something like vandalism, so of course hits the nail on the head of the Holligan with a heart of gold with our Koren French No non sense Lady, awkwardly trying to win her heart....i’m crying just thinking about it. 

“at 18 he intervened in a public stabbing gaining local fame”  what is this a public attack by the same group around the same time (i think) is what pushed both our heroes into the military around the same time....what a strange coincidence...but the interesting note is the reason they joined, Domino Joined for revenge...Paris was her home she was athlete but now she is a solider, but Otter was Hooligan lost and  wandering when one day he saw someone in trouble he stepped in and for the first time in his life, he was not a criminal, a street rat, he was a hero and he liked it, so he joined up, he wanted to be looked at like that again. 

in terms of things in there back grounds it is very clear the difference  between them, 1 was raised in a big loving family her future stolen by terrorists vows revenge and joins up hoping to get the people who hurt the people she loves, the other an orphan, with no family stumbled into his destiny just trying to do right by one person and ends up doing right by everyone, one is cold and distant trying to remain detached, one is desperate for affection and love of family he was seeking for years (throne is team dad dont @ me). 

  Domino: this is her default skin she is prim and proper a proper solider look at that face she looks unimpressed, just imagine Otter just said something Cute  Dumb in that stupid British accent and she is trying hard not to crack a smile (i feel like all the fools trying to figure out what the mona lisa is smiling about) 

Otter: there he is, this is his default skin BTW our boi is a Scout, so he is probably sneaking through the woods trying to make the famously Stoic Domino laugh, look at that smirk he knows he is on to something with that last joke, i mean hes all the way over here she can’t shot him, 

so yea i think they would be cute idiots that make the whole team mad, because poor Love struck otter doesn't even know where to start approaching a cool and classy girl like Domino, while domino is trying to ignore the genuinely sweet efforts from Otter to get close to her...yep sounds like my cocaine...so questions thoughts, ideas...do you ship it? did i forget anything? 

HIT ME UP   

#modern warfare #Otter #Domino #Domtter #long post #i love found family #and i love poor love struck never known love in his life before falls in love with super sweet but super serious girl #Otter: no way she feels the sameway D: #Wyatt: Please for the love of god just talk to her #Domino: frowns #Charly: uh oh it is the Otter said somthing cute and i'm trying to not smile frown #Mara: nah it's the Otter sad something sad in passing frown and she feels sorry for him but deasn;t want to overstep her boundrys frown #Charly: *slaps head* of course #Domino: *frowns harder* #Fake dating AU #Heck yes

[gildedink]

For @bettsican since I was mean and suggested the Anastasia AU.

The ballroom glittered with light. Though the snow was falling thickly outside, the horse-drawn carriages kept coming. After all, it was Princess Anastasia’s 9th birthday. Nobles form all over the Russian Empire, including a few foreign dignitaries, were in attendance. The little princess could be seen, dancing with her father. He lifted her up, laughing as the girl clapped in enjoyment. The dance continued, everyone knowing their movements in the display of human machination. The dignitary from China, Jin Xia, looked on with a smile, brown eyes warm at seeing such joy. It was a lavish display, meant to entice and warn; Russia would not topple easily to foreign invasion. The former Tsar, Alexander, sat to the side, gazing at his favorite granddaughter. The pair shared the same clear tanzanite eyes and unruly curls, though his were chestnut while hers were pale blond like winter sunlight.

The elder man beckoned the little girl and she disengaged from the dance to go to his side near the throne. “Having fun, shnezika?” he asked.

Anastasia nodded. “There are so many people! I didn’t think I was that important."

“Everyone always wants to celebrate a pretty girl’s birthday.” Alexander replied. “Now, here. My present to you, pretty one.” Out of his jacket pocket, Alexander revealed a golden thing; oval in shape, gilded and inlayed on top with lapis lazuli imported from the far west.

The girl’s eyes widened. “For me? Is it a jewelry box?”

“Something far more important.” Alexander reached under his shirt and pulled out a small pendant in the shape of a many-pointed star, golden and inlayed with lapis as well on a long gold chain. Taking the pendant, her slotted the tips of the star right to a small hole on the side of the box. He turned and Anastasia heard gears moving inside. When there had been enough turning, Alexander removed the pendant. The lapis top slowly opened as music spilled out with two figures slowly spinning. The figures were an exact replica of the Tsar and Tsaritsa in porcelain. The song softly singing among the din of the orchestra was the lullaby her grandfather had song to her since she had been in the crib.

“Oh…” Tears welled up in the girl’s eyes. “Dedushka… it’s our song!”

“It is. This way, even when you miss me while I’m away, you can pretend I’m right next to you, singing to you.” He placed the music box down on his lap and took off the long chain around his neck. He handed it to the birthday girl. “Read.”

Taking the necklace, Anastasia slowly brought it close to her face. Small leters circled around the center. Slowly turning it, she read. “ ‘Together.. in Paris.’ “ She looked up. “Really?!” Alexander nodded. “Dedushka! Thank you!”

The girl flung her arms around the man, hugging him tight. She could smell the mint oil he dabbed behind his ears. He hugged her back. “It’s just for the summer, little bird. But yes, you father feels you’re old enough to finally travel.”

Unknow to either royal, a little boy, only a few years older then Princess Anastasia, watched on. He was entranced by the lovely curls of the girl, her smile that could melt snow. She looked nothing like the people back home. No one did really, but she seemed to radiate effervescence and light. “Tern, it’s rude to stare.” The boy felt himself flush at his mother’s admonishment.

“…she’s pretty.” He said, glancing again at the girl with her grandfather.

His mother smiled slowly, an idea forming. “How about this then, Tern. I’m sure she’d appreciate a present from someone around her age then an adult. Why don’t you present her with our King’s gift?”

“Really?” His mother nodded and took the present from the maid by her side. It was wrapped in soft silk in a watercolor of jade green, moss green and a touch of pale blue.

She placed the gift in his hands. “Be careful. Don’t run and wait until they’re finished talking. Remember your manners.”

“Yes mother!” Tern spun around, seeing the princess hug her grandfather tight, a smile on her face and tears dotting her lashes like dew. He felt his heart warm; he hoped the present in his hands made her smile like that too. Swallowing, the boy went over to the girl. Alexander noticed the new company and gently nudged Anastasia. She turned to look at him. “A-ah, I-! Um!” Tern cleared his throat. “Princess Anastasia. I have been given the honor to… to present this gift to you from the King of the Joseon Kingdom. We hope to continue cor-cordul-“ The boy stumbled over the words. Alexander watched on with slight amusement as Anastasia waited patiently; she also stumbled on the some of the large, fancy words she had to use, speaking with people. She understood his discomfort. “Cordial! – cordial relations with the Russian Empire.”

The boy’s accent had been thick and heavy as he’d spoken in Russian but Anastasia appreciated the effort. “Thank you.” Anastasia curtsied and took the gift. “May I open it?” The boy nodded. “What is your name?”

“Tern. Tern Keo.” Tern bowed. “I am happy to meet you.”

“You’ve traveled far.” Alexander spoke up in the Joseon language. “I hope it wasn’t too much trouble.”

“No, everything was fine.” Tern insisted, remembering his teachers instructions; never complain and keep things vague.

Alexander opened his mouth to speak but stopped as all the candles and lamps within the large ballroom suddenly extinguished. His eyes widened as he stood. “Get behind me, children.” The former Tsar stood in front of the pair of children as the door slammed open with an unnatural wind. A tall, pale figure stood at the door. Anastasia and Tern peaked from behind Alexander’s robes, curious. People shrank back as the man entered, the moonlight coming in through the huge windows on the walls. Someone dropped a crystal glass. It shattered, spilling red wine like blood at the man’s feat. He crushed the glass’s remnants underfoot. “Get out.” The two words rang in the large, quiet room.

“’Get out’? How rude.” The man said. The planes of his face were sharp and cold. “I thought this was a celebration?”

“You were not invited.”

“But, I am your confidant!”

“Confidant? Hah!” Alexander glared daggers into the man in front of him. “You stopped being that long ago, when you got my wife killed. Now get out!”

“I just wanted to bring a gift to the little princess. Would you be so cruel to deny a child a gift?” the man countered, a sickeningly sweet smile on his face. “Where is the little one?” His eyes zeroed in on Anastasia. “Ah, there she is.”

Alexander spread his cloak out a bit, shielding the girl from view. “This is your last warning. Leave of your own will or be dragged out like a bitch kicked to the curb.

“She has your eyes Alexy. So lovely and clear, they skewer your soul.”

There was a murmured wave of disgust at the nickname. Everyone knew the rumors; Matvey, a con man, a witch, who had somehow fooled the former Tsar into letting him into the court. His reward was the death of his wife. It had been many years yet somehow age had not marred the cold face as it had lined Alexander’s. “GET OUT!” Alexander roared. The guards, still beset with nerves, sprung to life. The grabbed the man and began to drag him out. His skin felt like ice.

Matvey laughed. “She’ll be the last Alexy! She’ll be the last of your bloodline. You and her! And then I will take great pleasure in killing her slowly, right before your eyes.” He spat on the ground, resisting now. “You should have never betrayed me.”

“You betrayed me first when you killed Tsar Peter.”

There was a laughed, unhinged. “He got in our way. In my way. You always had unfaithful eyes.” He grinned. “I wonder how loud she’ll scream when I pluck them out.”

At this several nobles moved, standing between the royal family and the madman. Even a few dignitaries moved to protect the little princess, disgusted at the threats on an innocent child.

Anastasia felt tears running down her face in fear. Tern quickly did the first thing that came to mind; covered her ears. “Don’t listen.” He said. “Don’t.” Anastasia looked to Tern’s warm brown eyes, sniffing.

“The next time you come around, I will kill you personally.” Alexander hissed. Matvey laughed but stopped resisting as he was dragged away.

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Invisible Touch Ch.5

Pairing: Gabriel x Reader

Word Count: 2614

Warnings: um...pining?, like seriously, you might end up screaming “just kiss already!” other than that none that i can think of. 

Summary: y/n and Gabriel go to a bar in town and its karaoke day. 

A/N: I know I said I might do a time skip but this happened instead (gotta follow the muse where it goes, right?) and tough as it was to write, I had fun writing it. Song is from Moulin Rouge (if u have never seen it, u should!) Quotations in italics are the lyrics. I truly hope you guys enjoy this chapter! 

Y/f/a/d= your favorite alcoholic drink

You had finished your lunch with Gabriel without incident, finally able to have a conversation that didn’t leave you fumbling for words or wanting to flee in embarrassment. He had been quiet at first, watching you eat for a few minutes, and you had started to feel self-conscious. Thankfully, just as you could feel the flush starting to rise to your cheeks, he began talking. He didn’t further explain this morning’s upset, and you were loathe to bring it up either, so you decided to just let it go. The two of you carried on, talking about this and that, every now and then Gabriel reaching across the table to take a fry from your plate, dipping it into the chocolate frosty he had snapped up.

When you had finished eating, you continued to talk for about an hour, till you got a call from Sam asking you to go look up something in the library. You excused yourself and went to go find the book Sam had named. You quickly found the book, which was just within your reach and spent the next twenty minutes flipping through the pages and relaying the information, stopping every now and then to send him pictures of symbols that you couldn’t quite interpret. After hanging up, you put the book back and went back to the war room, slightly surprised to see Gabriel was still there.

“Boys need help with their homework” Gabe questioned, an almost annoyed smirk on his face.

“Yeah, seems they came across an older nest of vamps than they’ve encountered before. Sam said they’re stronger than the others they’ve fought, even the ones that aren’t pureblood. They got half of them before the rest made their escape. It might take an extra day to track down the rest.”

You sat back down at the table, propping your feet up. You considered something for a moment before speaking again. “You know, I’m getting kinda bored just sitting around here, want to go do something?”

“Like what?” Gabriel looked at you cautiously.

“Well, it’s five o’clock, somewhere right? How about we go to a bar, there’s one in town we haven’t been to yet.” You cocked an eyebrow at him as you spoke, wanting desperately to get out of the bunker for a while.

“Uh, sure. We taking one of the cars from the garage, or would you rather I just zap us there?”

“It would probably be best if you took us there. That way I don’t have to worry about driving back”, you respond, getting up from your chair to pull your phone from your pocket.

You quickly look up the address of the bar and an inconspicuous place for Gabriel to snap you to. You hand him your phone to look at the map and make your way around the table to where he is now standing. He hands you back your phone and grabs ahold of the sleeve of your shirt, careful not to brush against your skin, lest he cause another spark from the contact. You close your eyes as you feel reality shift around, and when you open them again you are standing in the alley behind the bar. The two of you walk around to the front of the building, Gabriel’s hand lingering on your sleeve, the warmth from his touch slowly sinking through the layer of fabric.

You walk in and stand in the doorway for a few seconds as your vision adjusts to the sudden dimness. As you look around, you are surprised by the rather sizable crowd in the bar. It may be Saturday, but its barely 2:30 in the afternoon, you weren't expecting the town to have so many day-drinkers. The bar is rather large, bigger than the other two you had already gone to with the boys.

As you and Gabriel head up to the bar, you notice why the place is livelier than you thought it would be. Set up at the back of the building is a stage with a banner over it reading Karaoke Saturday. When you get to the counter, you find a flyer and quickly scan it for the start time. It started in a hour. You figure all the early birds are getting a head-start on fueling up on liquid courage.

You order a (y/f/a/d) and Gabriel orders a Purple Nurple, at which you just shake your head, having heard the story of how the boys first met Gabe over a decade ago. He slams back the shot, orders another and tells the bartender to keep them coming as you go to find an empty booth. Gabriel sits down, handing you your drink as he sets down his second shot along with the beer he ordered. You quirk an eyebrow up at him.

“You never cease to surprise me, Gabe. Beer and a drink that’s basically a cranberry-vodka? Neither of those are particularly sweet. I’d have figured you'd order something with an umbrella.”

“Nah. When it comes to drinks, the simpler the better. ‘Sides, it takes a lot more for me to even feel a buzz, remember?” He took a swig from the beer, letting out a contented sigh as he set it back down and looked at you.

You nodded at him in slight wonder and took a sip of your drink. You noted that the bartender hadn't skimped on the alcohol like most other places do. You made a note to yourself not to drink too much too fast. Didn't want to go making a fool of yourself, now did you?

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An hour and two drinks later, you were feeling well relaxed as a man got up on the stage and announced the start of the karaoke, calling up the first person on the list. As the music started, you couldn't help but smirk as you recognized the beginning of The Offspring’s ‘You’re Gonna Go Far Kid’. It was one of the songs that never failed to make you think of Gabriel. You looked over at him to find him considering the stage with a wistful smile on his face.

You went up to the bar to get another drink, letting the music surround you. The guy singing wasn't half-bad, and it sounded nearly as good as the original. By the time you got your drink and headed back to the booth, the next person headed up to the stage. The opening guitar work of Pat Benatar’s ‘Invincible' rang out from the speakers as you sat down.

The power of the music and your third drink thrummed in your veins, making you bolder than you had thought possible at the moment. You considered yourself for a second before turning your attention to Gabriel.

“Hey, Gabe, you ever done karaoke”, you asked the archangel, a nervous flutter running through your chest.

“Of course”, he replied. “Hard to spend so many centuries down here and avoid that gem of human creation. Why do you ask?”

“Well, I was wondering if you'd like to do a duet with me”, you asked with hope in your eyes.

“Huh. Sure, cupcake. What did you have in mind?”

You flashed him a quick smile as you got up to find the sign-up sheet. “It's a surprise. If you don't know the words already, I'm sure you can just snap them into your memory.”

You signed the both of you up and went back to the booth, determined to be just buzzed enough to push back any lingering doubts and fears by the time they called your names. Over the course of the next half hour, you finished off your drink and two shots of whiskey, feeling pleasantly tipsy but still sober enough to talk without slurring. Your nervousness abated, you watched Gabriel closely as he consumed more Purple Nurples. As the current song faded, you straightened up and prepared yourself mentally, knowing you were next on the list.

The man came back on stage and called out your names. Gabriel got up first and reached a hand out to you to help you out of the booth. As your hands touched, instead of the electric shock you had experienced this morning, you felt a tickling warmth spreading from his hand to yours and up, throughout your body. You smiled up at him and the two of you made your way up to the stage.

The man in charge handed you your microphones and you waited for the song to start. As the name of the song appeared on the screen, Gabriel let out a small laugh and looked over at you. “Really, sugar?”

“What, it's one of my favorite movies! It makes a perfect duet.” You crinkled your nose and held in a giggle.

The two of you turned to face the bar patrons as the words to “Elephant Love Medley” showed up on the screen.

Hoping the crowd was buzzed enough not to care that the beginning of the song was more talking then singing, Gabriel began, taking of course, the part of Christian, while you would be his Satine.

“Love is many, splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love.” His voice carried through the speakers, a voice that at the same time as being non-threatening, commanded to be listened to.

You gulped and quickly put on the British accent that you were quite proud of as you spoke out your part. “Please, don't start that again.”

Back and forth you went as the music kicked in. When the time came to actually sing, he turned to face you. You noticed he was acting just like Christian did in the movie, right down to the hand gestures, so you decided to do the same. Chuck knows, you've watched the movie enough times to have Satine’s part memorized.

You turned away from him at the line “You crazy fool, I won't give in to you” and back again at his spoken “Don't”, now fully immersed in the performance. What you hadn't expected was the way your heart clenched as you looked into his eyes as he softly sang out “dont leave me this way”. You took a breath as you quickly prepared for the next verse, praying your voice wouldn't be as shaky as you suddenly felt.

“You'd think that people would've had enough of silly love songs.” You managed to squeak out, thankful that this part of the song was softly sung in the movie too.

“I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no.” Gabriel took a step toward you as he sang.

“Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.” Breathe in, breathe out, don’t look him in the eye.

Another step. “Well, what’s wrong with that”, step, “I’d like to know”, step, his hand reaching out to you and caressing your chin, nudging your face up to look at him, “’cause here I go, again.”

As his verse continued, you could feel the warmth from his touch spreading through you once more, your nervousness ebbing away and your heartbeat calming again. You stared back at him, leaning in to his touch, your resolve to see this through hardening. Smirking, you sang back at him.

“Love makes us act like we are fools. Throw our lives away, for one happy day.”

“We can be heroes”, he belted out, his hand sliding away from your chin, reaching up to tuck a stray lock of hair behind your ear. “Just for one day.”

Slipping back into the scene you were playing out, you turn away from him, shaking your head. “You, you will be mean.”

“No, I won’t.”

“And I, I’ll drink all the time!” You prepared for the next few lines, reminding yourself it was just a song, he was just performing for the crowd.

“We should be lovers”, he crooned.

“We can’t do that.” You looked back at him, your head cast downward, looking up at him through your lashes.

“We should be lo-oo-overs,” Gabriel grabbed your hand, pulling you around to face him, caught up in the song just as much as you were. “And that’s a fact.”

“No, nothing would keep us together.”

“We could steal time, just for one day.” The look in his eyes sent a shiver down your spine as you continued singing to each other, forgetting that there was anyone else in the room.

“We could be heroes, forever and ever”, your voices joined together in a delicious harmony that would’ve given Nicole and Ewan a run for their money.

As the operatic crescendo built up around you, you felt your heart thumping loudly in your chest and you could feel a tingle of electricity coming from his hand again. This time, it didn’t shock either of you but instead was gentle and soothing. Neither of you noticed when the music ended. You just stared at each other until the noise of the applauding crowd broke through and you let out a breath you hadn’t even realized you were holding. You smiled at Gabriel and quickly ducked your head as you felt a blush rising to your cheeks.

“Gabriel and (y/n), everybody!” The announcer came back on stage to retrieve your mics and the two of you headed back to your booth.

“Wowzers, (y/n), I had no idea you could sing like that! You should do it more often.” Gabriel looked at you warmly as you sat down. “Let me go get you something to drink, you must be parched after that performance. Another one of those?” He gestured at your empty glass.

“No, I’ll have a beer this time, thanks Gabe.”

As he went to get the drinks, you took the moment alone to contemplate the craziness that had just occurred. You were ecstatic that nothing had gone wrong up on stage, you had gotten through it without completely embarrassing yourself. But, those looks Gabriel had given you had thrown you for a loop. You were wary not to get your hopes up that the lyrics of the song had meant the same to him as they had to you. You were glad that the two of you were able to finally get along and didn’t want to push the issue and end up ruining everything again. Unfortunately, you also had a nagging curiosity about why his touch no longer shocked you, but still emitted a type of energy you hadn’t yet encountered with other angels. It might be because he was an archangel, but you had a feeling it went deeper than that.

You were brought back from your thoughts as you saw Gabriel coming back with the beers, and you smiled at him as he handed you one of them. “You know, you were pretty awesome yourself, up there. I guess I should’ve expected it though, seeing as how you are the archangel of languages.”

“Heh. Well, someone’s done their homework, haven’t they? And, yes, singing happens to be one of my many talents.” He flashed his flirty smirk and raised his eyebrow.

The two of you drank your beers and listened to the next three performers in silence, this time just enjoying each other’s presence, no trace of the normal awkwardness you usually felt. After you finished, you asked Gabriel to snap you back home, not wanting to travel past the mellow buzz you felt into the nauseously drunk category. Gabriel went and paid the tab and you walked out and back around to the alley you had arrived in. Once again, you closed your eyes as reality bent around you, waiting till you felt ground firmly beneath your feet before opening them again.

Gabe’s Babes: @liloldlou @calamitychaos

Rich’s Bitches: @warlockwriter @archangelgabriellives @green-draws0 @waywardtricks @hankypranky @briars-glenn @thewhiterabbit42

Invisible Touch: @somewhatnatural @missihart23 @whodoesntlovefanfics @baritonechick @nobodys-baby-now @marichromatic @black-angel-bahamut  

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#invisible touch #ch.5 #gabriel x reader #spn #gabriel #gabe #gabe x reader #spn fanfic

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Kirli: 1, 2, 3, 5, 19... Chris: 2, 3, 17... Angie: 2, 17... Emery: 3, 5, 8, 17... El: 5... Jaspar: 19... Ravi: 19... Glen: 19... All/Your Pick: 11, 15, 18... Running Out Of Hell characters: 13... + any other questions that catch your eye :D

I AM SO GLAD TO KNOW YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THESE ASSES?!! YOU ASKED FOR IT:(heads up, this is very long and idk how to do the read more thing)1. what was the first element of your oc that you remember considering?Kirli: I wanted a demon severely loyal to Mephistapheles, who was the main villain at the time. Both Chris and Ravi, the only other demons, were against Mephi for a most part, so I felt the need to have SOMEONE side with her? I also really wanted a demon OC with succubus tendencies lol2. did you design them with any characters or ocs from their universe in mind?Kirli: She was originally supposed to be the parallel of Chris; driven and passionate, instead of lazy and uncaring like him. I also wanted to give Tessa a designated demon , so she was built around Tessa as well! Chris: I really wanted to give Emery, who was the first to be created in ROoH, a friend, but not a GOOD friend, so Chris was brought to life! I also wanted a dynamic akin to Jonathan and Sock from W2H , which I was (and still am) very into at the time!Angie: Lol I looked at Emery and Chris, the only two ocs I had for this story atm and thought, "holy shit, they're basically two incompetent fools. I should give them a voice of reason." Levelheaded Angie joined the story then. She had, no significance to the plot other than to tell them not to do stupid things??? She's more rounded out now tho :D3. how did you choose their name?Kirli: Her original name, Twyla, was because we read a story in English class about two girls, Jessa and Twyla, and it was a story I found interesting, so I wanted to incorporate an Element from it into my own story! For some reason, I really wanted to make her name mean 'dirty carpet', so Twyla changed to Zikina Tapis, and then the Kirli Tapis we all know and love Chris: .... I actually have no recollection on WHY I decided his name should be Chris???? He just kinda, felt like a Chris.Emery: I think I met a girl named Emorie at a church thing, and her name was just so pretty , that it stuck with me an I desperately wanted to use it somehow? I looked up different ways to spell it and decided on Emery!5. is there any significance behind their hair color?Kirli: she dyed her hair pink after seeing a rlly cute girl with pink hair! It drew attention to the girl, which, Kirli craves attention, and decided to do that as well! Her hair color is originally a medium brown.Emery: His most cherished memory from his childhood was seeing a rainbow for the first time. His mom and dad had taken him to the park for a picnic, and it rained on them for a while at the beginning, but they ate under a gazebo and waited for it to let up. He was so mesmerized by the beauty of the rainbow. It felt like pure magic. When his mom was reduced to a vegetable state, he tried to cling to his happiest memories for stability, because his dad was isolating himself and he had nothing else to lean on. When he ran away from home as a teen to perform magic, he dyed a part of his hair rainbow (he had to bleach the whole section, then dye small segments the different colors one at a time) to remind himself of how he felt that day.El: Hers was purely for the color scheme, but I think I've decided that all mermaids from where she's from have unnatural hair colors? (wow what a jarring difference from Emery's reason lol)8. what, if anything do you relate to within their character/story?Emery: honestly, I based a lot of his childhood off of mine, so I relate to him in that way? We were both forced to grow up a little too early due to parental problems, but Emery's dad was a bit more of an extreme case. His dad turned to drugs to forget the loss of his wife, or at least the woman he fell in love with. On a bit of a lighter note, I've always loved magic, so I relate to Emery's fascination with the unexplainable!11. did you know what the oc's sexuality would be at the time of their creation?All: Not really. I never really consider romance in my stories, so their sexualities weren't thought of until much later! Jaspar was the first oc from ROoH to get a confirmed sexuality, I think ? Emery and Angie were the most recently decided, and Chris and Kirli's are still To Be Determined.13. How far past the canon events that take place in their world have you extended their story, if at all?ROoH: I dont have anything decided AFTER the story, but I do have what happened BEFORE ? Chris, Angie, Jaspar, Kirli, and Ravi all have more or less ideas on how their human lives played out, if this counts as an answer. Chris and Angie met while trying to immigrate to America in theeeeee 1800s-ish, Angie from Iran and Chris from Switzerland (haven't fully decided??) they fell in love , Chris died in a fire, Angie died of ,,, something (haven't decided this either). Kirli lived and died in 1300-ish England, Black Death. Jaspar lived in Minnesota, early 1900s, cause of death unknown. Ravi lived in Germany all his life, cause of death: not sure yet, again. Probably something random like food poisoning knowing him.15. what is something about your oc that can make you laugh?All: Every time I think of Chris's power to turn things into lawnmowers I laugh because,,, what a dumb power omfg,,,, ALSO THE FACT THAT A MAIN BAD GUY IS JUST. AN EVIL SNOWMAN THAT CURSES A LOT. LIKE,, WHAT. 17. Is there some element you regret adding to your oc or their story?Chris: I mean, the whole thing he does at the end (not gonna spoil :3 ) was pretty shitty?? Like he didnt talk the person out of sacrificing theirself, just kinda accepted he was gonna Stab™. At least he felt guilty afterwards...Angie: I think at one point she was a narcoleptic??? which, that served no purpose to the plot. I regret having that as a trait for her. I also feel bad for not letting her bond with Tessa? She's her guardian angel and still doesn't care for her as much as she should :(Emery: ...... just his entire backstory. so sorry my child I love you I swear-18. what is the most recent thing you've discovered about your oc?All: The fact that Angie remembers all of her human life was a recently discovered thing (so, she remembers her and Chris's relationship, while he doesn't. She dislikes him a lot because now she looks at this trash demon and thinks "I,,,,,, dated that thing???? *barf emoji*") she also hates that he doesn't remember at all, she finds it annoying.Also a recently discovered thing! A reason for Kirli's hatred of humans! Thanks to you Lea!!!!! Kirli died during the Black Death epidemic, so her death went unnoticed. She was brought back as a demon quickly after her death, so she got to watch as her corpse was just tossed to the side without a second glance. Kirli watched as humans dropped dead and were treated in the same respect, and it disgusted her. She reasoned that all humans must be like this: jaded and uncaring towards each other. She refused to look at anything humans did as redeeming in any way, and even any good they did she labeled as a negative trait. "American humans fighting for freedom? well who took away their freedoms in the first place: humans. Famous artworks? All made to prove to others their life is worth something, even though the paintings often went unappreciated until the artist's death."19. What is your favorite fact about your oc?Kirli: The fact that she tries fake like she has a French accent to make herself seem more impressive?? And also the fact that she had a French SO (who was also a demon) that actively taught her the wrong French words for things. "How do you say 'Die a slow and painful death' in French" "omelette du fromage" "thanks hun"Jaspar: The fact that he tries so so so hard to become friends with Emery? Who he knows everything about because he's Emery's Guardian Angel, and he just loves Emery to bits and wants to be around him forever. His passion for Emery and humans in general, for short?? Also he has a strong Minnesotan accent which I LO VE. Ravi: The fact that he has this awful power to make someone relive their worst memory just by touching them, and he refuses to use it just because he is a soft boy who doesn't want anyone to suffer. Also the fact that he's a hella big Mephistapheles Fanboy.Glen: He's always getting nosebleeds from fighting so much??? And his solution is to put A BAND-AID on the bridge of his nose??? Honey that's not how it works. He knows nothing. Luckily angels heal over a short amount of time regardless, so his ignorance doesn't cause any long-lasting damage.Lea you are a trooper for sending me OC asks, bless you and thank you for wanting to know about these garbage babies(and also watch out for some questions about YOUR ocs :333c)

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Find Yourself..!!!

WHEN A GUY LIKES YOU..JUST NOT ENOUGH..!!! When a guy likes you its obvious...As in clear as today's sky there is no room for errors no signs to interpret or messages to uncover. You know what,even I have asked this question many times myself, it is a miserable feeling to invest your time & emotions into someone when you are not sure where they actually stand.Through time and experience I have learned that when you have to question how he feels..you are already have your answer..."He like's you juz not enough". The problem in so many of us,get caught in this trap trying to figure out why he? We can't understand how he can say so many things, how he can be so open when with us & of course how everything can feel so right when we are with him. May be he has valid reasons. May be he is under a lot of pressure at his job or workplace, may be his parents are not in a good terms which make him to stop believing in monogamy. May be his ex girl friend who cheated on him really did destroy his ability to trust, may be he is terrified of commitment...there could be n-number of reasons.The reasons don't matter and if a guy says he doesn't want to be in a relationship with you - then 'He means it'.He probably does care about you, he does enjoy spending time with you, he does like you..."He doesn't like you enough", may be it's because he's incapable of liking someone past a certain point(a point that would lead to a relationship) or may be he just doesn't see himself with someone like you for reasons beyond your control. it doesn't matter.If he isn't giving you the commitment you want..he likes you , he just doesn't like you enough. If he likes spending time with you and hanging out but doesn't want to be official..he likes you but just doesn't like you enough.If you run each other here and there to talk for hours and maybe even hook up but doesn't hear from him after...he likes you, he just doesn't like you enough. If you have been seeing each other for a while and he refuses to be exclusive or doesn't want to put a label on it..my dear girl trust me..."He likes you,he just doesn't like you enough".Sadly most girls see his lack of liking as a reflection on them,they make it as their problem. They think if only they did more for him,if ony they were prettier,if only they could help him learn to trust again,if only they didn't say this and instead said that..everything would be different-it  wouldn't. If that's how he feels nothing you will say or do will change it. His issues are his problems. You pave the way for a lot of unnecessary hurt when you make them as your problem.Trust me, I know how hard it is to extricate yourself from this kind of situation.You have invested so much time and energy into the situation and you refuse to accept things as they are. You pay attention to the things you want to hear and disread all the red flags because you want his relationship to mean something and you just can't accept that he never reciprocated his feelings. You cling to the hope that things would have be different if only XYZ was no longer an issue.When things are good, they are good .When its bad you cling to the memories of the good,rationalizing reasons to stay and you do.You stay until he goes and then you're left crushed. and then the pain comes flooding in.  You may think that the reason it hurts so much is because he was the guy for you and you let him get away. But that's not it. I think the reasons it hurts so much when these situations end is because you are left trying to undestand how it is that a smart,intuitive women such as yourself could ignore so many blatant red flags and stay with a guy who didn't treat her right.You feel like you have sold yourself short,like you have compromised your values and gone against what you know to be true and it is a miserable feeling.You feel like he took something from you and now there is a void you need to fill and he did.He took advantage of you he allowed you to keep investing even though he was never on the same page.He made it safe for you to be with him and when someone exploits the gift (you),it can be unbearble. uhh..Better we will correlate these things with our day to day life.. Well you are standing in a cities crowded place. And a weird, crazy looking guy comes up to you and asks for directions. You are a nice person so you oblige, but then later notice that your wallet is missing. You are not surprised in the least, you kind of knew that would happen. Then the things will be like - "Oh well, guess it's time to cancel the credit cards and order a new driving license etc.." Now let's say a handsome,charming guy approaches you in the same place and asking for directions. You oblige and are taken by his charming accent and dreamy eyes. You chat for a while, you gave him a list of nicest places to visit around there,then he leaves you and you reach your wallet... and it's gone. You are devasted . How could I been so stupid? you wonder. I cant believ I fell for that.There must be something wrong with me.,am I really that naive?I thought he was intersted in me, what a fool I am..!! or may be he was just hitting on me and maybe I dropped my wallet some point. I don't think I need to spell out the difference between these two scenarios, it is pretty clear. When we feel like we have compromised our values and better judgement it hurts. We dont want to beleive we could have been so foolish,so we try to find another reason,another explanation,one that removes some culpability.These all things are all about identifying a problem than solving it. I wish there were quick fixes but unfortunately it will take time to get back to your own world.Getting into a new relationship isn't that answer. Take time to figure out who you are actually and what worth's in you..!!Taking the time to reflect on you and works on yourself. After a situation like this, ask yoursef what thoughts/behaviours led you into this rationalizing. What did you bring to the relationship that was good and that you could use in your next relationship? What did you bring was negative and blinded you from seeing what was in front of you? Some people like to meditate for clariy..my choice is journaling about yourself..either way it is important to spend some time looking within yourself so you can come out of the situation even stronger than you were before. Be happy on you own...!!!