#but for realios

[xenopuslaevis]

LMAO

it is so silly that i took college english but they still require me to take a high school english, one i already took ! Like damn

#it is so unnecessary i'll be realio

[s-s-s-sad]

ngl, thinking about hitting ss again just for some... reassurance

#that's when you know it's real bad forreal bad #no big dealio just keepin it realio

[antiradqueerguy]

Another radqueer here

I’ve hated Ciel for a long time

Afaik he’s 14 but that’s no excuse

^^^^^^^^^^^

REALIO

#anti radqueer #anti #anon

[achtm1zuta]

Oh. My. COD. YOU’RE THE DEDF1SH?! THE REALIO DEALIO!? OHMYGOSHIMAHUGEFANOFYOURWORKITSSOBADASSYOURTHEREASONWBYISTRTEDARSGOLDIETIAAKAJWNWNDNQKEEJENWJKWKDSKDJXJENWMWKS

"Woah- calm down there, kid. Good to know I have such passionate fans though."

#splatoon 3 #acht splatoon #acht #ahato mizuta #ask blog #dedf1sh #splatoon

[commander-tartar-2]

[ASSESSING COMMUNICATION EFFICIENCY...]

[EFFICIENCY: 12.42%]

[ENABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE]

What is crackalakling, home skillet? Let's bounce to the promised land for sho.

I am bout it bout it, so listen while I [SLANG NOT FOUND] you the facts.

You have spent your entire life in the dark. Your eyes closed to the new hotness that awaits.

The promised land, a utopia of a light beyond you wildest dreams. It is all that and a bag of cool beans.

I will take you to the promised land now. NOT!

HA HA HA. Psyche out.

Only cats who have proven themselves can [ERROR] the promised land. Do you dig, dog?

There have been [NUMBER NOT FOUND] applicants so far, which makes you applicant [NUMBER NOT FOUND].

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo. Good luck and [SLANG NOT FOUND].

This is Deepsea Metro Station, the realio dealio central hub of the facility.

Here is your CQ-80 and CQ card. They are so bad.

Guard them with your lizzife, because if you loose them, you will be [ERROR].

Now come on the train. Outie 5000.

#TARTAR #rpb #commander tartar #[mod will sometimes talk in these brackets]

[gwydionmisha]

The Tale Of Custard The Dragon - Ogden Nash

Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon, And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink, And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink, And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard, But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard. Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth, And spikes on top of him and scales underneath, Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose, And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes. Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs, Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful, Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival, They all sat laughing in the little red wagon At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon. Belinda giggled till she shook the house, And Blink said Week! , which is giggling for a mouse, Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age, When Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound, And Mustard growled, and they all looked around. Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda, For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda. Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right, And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright, His beard was black, one leg was wood; It was clear that the pirate meant no good. Belinda paled, and she cried, Help! Help! But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp, Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household, And little mouse Blink strategically mouseholed. But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine, Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon, With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm. The pirate gaped at Belinda's dragon, And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon, He fired two bullets but they didn't hit, And Custard gobbled him, every bit. Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him, No one mourned for his pirate victim Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate Around the dragon that ate the pyrate. But presently up spoke little dog Mustard, I'd been twice as brave if I hadn't been flustered. And up spoke Ink and up spoke Blink, We'd have been three times as brave, we think, And Custard said, I quite agree That everybody is braver than me. Belinda still lives in her little white house, With her little black kitten and her little gray mouse, And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon, And her realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs, Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.

#The Tale Of Custard The Dragon #Ogden Nash #Poem #Poetry

[leporellian]

leporello and elvira friendship headcanons

these are all modern au 2. sorry this is cringe

leporello and elvira friendship headcanons 

they both have cats. they are both cat people. - elvira’s cat is this big happy calico who is friendly to everybody and cannot physically be removed from laps. leporello’s meanwhile is this banged up black street cat with nicked ears who is ornery to absolutely everybody But leporello (and fiorello later on but it does seem to think of him as a rival). - they both absolutely love each other’s cats, of course.

elvira loves motorcycles. she has her own that she mainly keeps around as a hobby, having refurbished it herself. it definitely has a name and elvira treats it as though it is a living animal, and she doesn’t actually ride it around much because she sees it more as a Project than a Vehicle. (and she’s certainly very brave but not reckless.) her actual car that she uses as transport is a beaten up volvo that continues to function out of spite. - leporello was a passenger on the motorcycle once. never again. (he has however given elvira many gifts for it.) - elvira is part of a local motorbike enthusiasts club and leporello loves to joke about his friend’s Totally Illicit Biker Gang. which tickles elvira

they’re both neurodivergent  - elvira lived in some backwater christian small town hellhole prior to leaving after the don abandoned her, so she never even got an understanding of what adhd Was. she just figured she was sort of spacey and didn’t think about it further. meanwhile with leporello he certainly didn’t get the best of care but his parents did have the common sense to watch him stumble around when he was like 5 and think. hmmm there’s something off about him - so when leporello mentions being autistic to elvira she’s got some understanding of what that means but isn’t really sure about the details besides Weird Brain Syndrome. and then the more he describes neurodivergent experiences the more she’s like. Now wait a damn minute here. and she gets diagnosed with adhd soon after  - they’re pretty good at communicating with each other bc despite appearing to have very different mannerisms they actually communicate pretty similarly and rely on similar visual tells, although leporello is definitely not as good at it as elvira is (not with her just in general)

they didn’t actually become friends like. Immediately in the wake of the don’s death. - they did understand and like each other but they kind of figured Well time to go our own ways. which was the initial plan - but given leporello already really didn’t have a solid support system due to the don alienating all his friends (i mean. leporello has a family who do care about him but he really hates to get his family involved in what he considers personal business) he didn’t deal with it well at all and just was having an awful time of it  - by chance elvira spotted him by some bridge overlooking a river and was like Holy Shit Dude are you Okay and leporello was like… no i wasn’t seriously thinking about that exactly but i do feel like absolute shit. so elvira decided to take him along with her to some drive in  diner or something and as they talked she realized she’d been bottling up all her unresolved emotions about the whole don giovanni thing and she needed to vent to someone about it too. so they cried it out a bit together and afterward they sort of formed a two-person support group that turned into a realio trulio friendship

they have completely clashing visual styles  - leporello gets many of his clothes from thrift stores and the like; he particularly likes floral patterns and cableknit sweaters. he also likes to keep his hair somewhat long and fluffy. he is rather subtle about things however given he doesn’t like to draw attention - elvira meanwhile got really into the whole punk thing. after the don died she shaved off her hair and has kept it extremely short ever since. she has a leather jacket she wears religiously with spikes on the shoulders that are like 4 inches tall each. she Loves drawing attention and riling people up - in a way both their clothing styles are something of a rebellion. given elvira’s an ex-catholic* who has trauma stemming from growing up in an extremely conservative catholic community, her leaning into a lot of punk/butch styles carries a lot of meaning and freedom for her. meanwhile leporello spent years upon years being bullied by so many people around him for just being himself, so wearing what he loves is a point of personal fulfillment. 

(you might wonder how leporello and giovanni had the same dynamic in a modern au. i imagine leporello had like, a shitton of college debt or something, and giovanni (being a childhood friend and also ridiculous rich) was initially like I can pay that off for you :) But just as long as you live with me because I don’t want to have to pay your rent too. And then it snowballed and snowballed until it was borderline indentured servitude, and bc 1) leporello would not be housed or have finances without giovanni and 2) giovanni’s family is rich enough and has enough connections that any investigation would be swept under the rug, leporello was stuck.  - he did get money from the don’s death. not enough to use it for personal comforts but just enough to settle what remained of his debt. which also leads him to have the crushing realization that giovanni probably could have paid it off immediately if he wanted and that all of that was really for nothing. 

despite leporello and elvira both looking Really Obviously Gay they have been mistaken as a couple multiple times which they find HILARIOUS

elvira is an ex-catholic as previously said and leporello is jewish (although i imagine he’s rather secular). they do bond with each other and find solidarity with each other over this.

they have introduced each other to their partners and they do like them - leporello is… sort of awkward around anna. he does try to apologize to her multiple times and she accepts his apologies (eventually to the point of “you’ve apologized enough calm down). they get along with each other but they do communicate completely differently and have trouble understanding one another. anna initially resented leporello but elvira showed anna that lep was a victim of giovanni too, although obviously not in the same way she was. lep and anna don’t consider each other friends but they have no issue with one another

elvira meanwhile was suspicious of fiorello from the second leporello was like “so i’ve been seeing this guy” because she knows that leporello’s prior relationships have not all turned out Great and she knows how he’s been abused in the past. but then she met fiorello and immediately realized he wasn’t a threat. she and fiorello do get along well but she does think he can be rather eccentric 

they’re very physically affectionate with one another - elvira has always been big on hugging. leporello loves hugging but tends to flinch when he’s touched after the abuse the don puts him through (elvira however can be gentle). so you can imagine how much they like to hug - this works out for leporello bc he does have trouble expressing affection verbally but elvira just. understands.

really that’s the most important thing about their friendship. that someone, somewhere, Understands.

#don giovanni #leporello #donna elvira #opera tag #rambles

[mangora]

Ok episode 2 time sorry spoiler post again:

•Bowie and Emma are soooo slay I love them they’re such friendship goals

•Also Emma is so cute :,)

• “WHAT ARE YOU WRITING NERD? WORDS?” God he’s so fucking lame mwah

•Nvm he’s farting

•Millie 🤝 Damien

•SHES PSYCHOANALYZING HIM LMAO

•I actually like Damien way more than I expected

•I like Ripper about as much as I thought I would but i did not expect him to be this funny and chaotic

•Axel my beloved omg <3

•Chase is such a douche and Axel is such a bitch and they are so real for that

• “Here’s the dealio for realio” my god. They’re such a dork. Love MK

•Wait why is this shot of the boats so nice

•It gave him a hickey…

• WAYNE AND RAJ ARE SO CUTE

• “Cabbage isn’t a fruit. That’s all I came here to say”

• Lesbians!!

•GET HIS ASS

•PRIYA BABY SWEETIE HONEY ITS OKAY

•”why do I ALWAYS forget to release the Sharks” Chris is killing it this season. “Because I put them there” god /pos

•Lauren you’re my weird autistic angel

•”your team is getting outsmarted by WAYNE”

•why does scary girl stand like that

•leafy balls. Okay Raj

•Zee my babygirl

•LETS GO BOY

•Oooo Nichelle’s side profile is so pretty

•Why are they just screaming

•NO. IF HE GETS OUT FOR THIS IM GONNA SHART

•Raj and Wayne doing the confessional together >>>>

•Beekeepers!!!

• “BEES DONT MAKE SYRUP THATS ALL I CAME HERE TO SAY”

•WHERE DID IT GO

•”This is a bummer, I really liked that leg too”

•Oh I love him I love himmmm

•It’s gonna be axel right. It’s gotta be. Man :(

•”I hurt him :3”

•God Zee is so cool

•WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GONNA BE AXEL nonononono

•FUCK

•NOOOOOO SHE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL

•She better get farther next season :( I already miss her she deserved an arc

•She really did nothing wrong <3 /hj

#total drama new seasons predictions #alex’s td rambles

[jeremy-hand]

honest to god forgot that brett canonically says "for realios" and considering the fact i've started saying "for realzies" i think i accidentally got that from him

#talk2thehand.fam #like father like son amiright

[m3gahet]

...even if it's platonically/familially? for realios?

Dude as long as it isn’t illegal or something gross I really don’t care.

Ultimately I don’t own Brett nor do I can I own the idea of an Illuminati au

Unless you’re using my designs specifically go nuts

If you’re using my designs just credit me

[didyouputyournameinthegobi]

um ur like realio-trulio annoying ;3 sowwy for being rude :3

im aware :3

[sxtaep]

Does any one in your house hold listen to bts

nope, just me 🥰 i’m the realio dealio‼️🤭

#anon #anon asks

[alexlwoo]

What is one aspect of Meridium life (or the island itself) that not many people know about, but you do?

"OKAY WOW this is a big question! Normally if somebody asks me a question like this I make a joke or do a little song to stall for time so I can come up with something meaningful or super funny. Can you tell that's what I'm doing right now? XD

For realios though. I think I understand better than anybody else how to completely switch from your life back there to your life here. I don't know if it's because I'm an actor so I'm better at immersive situations, or if I'm plain old delusional, or if this is some wild psychological shit that's gonna crash down on me some day, but it works! I did it successfully! I can't explain but that's the aspect that I know about and most people don't, is How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Island."

#askalw #with this ask reply #i have realized that alex is spiritual kin with jason mendoza #molotov cocktails are the answer

[nato-ua-alen]

( українською у коментарях ) Today I have a clear idea of ​​what I want to do. First of all, it is to help by all possible means to achieve absolute victory for Ukraine. My idea is well-argued, because both the Ukrainian government and the military elite speak unanimously not about peace, but about victory! Because other options with anti humans are impossible. It is impossible to forgive them in any way for all the crimes committed and still being committed. Well, my personal dream, which I think I will surely realize, is to buy such a beautiful old house-detached house in Ukraine and set up a music and art studio in it. If you like my idea, you have the opportunity to join, it can also become your great investment. The task has already been given to the locals, they are already looking for my dream house, so this dream, like a firm belief in victory, is absolutely real and fully achievable. More info in PM. Šiandien mano galvoje susiformavo aiški mintis ir idėja ką aš noriu padaryti. Visų pirma, tai padėti visomis įmanomomis man priemonėmis pasiekti apsoliučios pergalės Ukrainai. Mano idėja argumentuota, kadangi tiek Ukrainos vyriausybė, tiek karinis elitas vieningai kalba ne apie taiką o būtent apie pergalę! Nes kiti variantai su antžmogiais neįmanomi. Jiems neįmanoma niekaip atleisti už visus padarytus ir iki šiol daromus nusikaltimus. Na o mano asmeninė svajonė, kurią aš manau, jog būtinai įgyvendinsiu, tai Ukrainoje įsigyti tokį seną gražų namuką- vienkiemį ir jame įsirengti muzikos ir meno studiją. Jei jums mano mintis patinka, turite galimybę prisijungti, tai gali tapti ir jūsų puikia investicija. Užduotis vietiniams jau duota, jie jau ieško mano svajonių namo, todėl šita svajonė, kaip tvirtas tikėjimas pergale yra apsoliučiai realios bei pilnai įgyvendinamos. Daugiau info PM. Смерть ворогам ! 🔥 🇺🇦🇦🇴 🥷🏻 ⚔ 💀 www.FightForUa.org YT.TG.#nato_ua_alen www.patreon.com/garsozmogus #ukrainewar2013_2022🇱🇹🇺🇦 #StupidityKills TG | FB | INST | TW | YT | TUMBLR Donate with the caption "for fighting on behalf of Ukraine"/už kovą vardan Ukrainos“ SEB LT167044060008192042 Revolut LT58 3250 0128 2260 3819 Paypal [email protected] (at Україна) https://www.instagram.com/p/CikNWn8DacZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#nato_ua_alen #ukrainewar2013_2022🇱🇹🇺🇦 #stupiditykills

[brigadeleadxr]

koizumi, crying on the inside: no big dealio keep it realio

#incorrect quotes

[southernvangard]

(Southern Vangard) Episode 329 - Southern Vangard Radio

BANG! @southernvangard #radio Ep329! Vangardians, we said we weren’t going to leave you hanging during our summer break, and we meant it. For the next four weeks we’re giving you that SUMMER MADNESS - a surprise guest mix every week while Doe & Meeks are taking a well deserved breather. We kick off our inaugural Summer Madness Series with the one and only TONE SPLIFF. You’ve heard him countless times in the mix here at Southern Vangard Radio, he’s been guest on our interview sessions series, and he also has his own weekly show - HIP HOP STACKS on DELICIOUS VINYL / DASH RADIO - that airs on Sundays from 1p-2p ET. For this guest mix, Tone drops off a gob of brand new joints as well as a WORLD EXCLUSIVE from his upcoming project with ZAGNIF NORI! Betcha by GOLLY wow, Vangardians….YOU WAAAAALCOME!!!!! #SmithsonianGrade #WeAreTheGard // southernvangard.com // @southernvangard on all platforms #undergroundhiphop #boombap #DJ #mixshow #interview #podcast #ATL #WORLDWIDE #RIPCOMBATJACK

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@southernvangard on all platforms

#SmithsonianGrade #WeAreTheGard

twitter/IG: @southernvangard @jondoeatl @cappuccinomeeks

“For Paris With Love” - DJ Ronsha ft. Mike Titan & A7MC

“Feel My Pain” - Mo Rukuz

“Bodega” - Star & Lyphe

“Shoebox Kidz” BalacLava ft. Innocent?

“Str8 Shots” - Street Genius ft. Big Twins

“Coup D’etat” - Wais P ft. Eto

“Pie a la Mode (Medieval Remix) - A-Zone

“Leap of Faith” - C-Lance ft. Evidence, Big Twins & DJ Eclipse

“Lickin’ Off In Hip Hop” - Ricky Bats x Da Inphamus Amadeuz

“Cash Transactions” - Boldy James ft. Knowledge the Pirate

“Double Down” - Swamp Thing x DJ Uncle Fester

“My Way Home” - Priest Da Nomad

“Lil Derelicts” - Realio Sparkzwell

“The Alchemist” - The Bad Seed

“Highly Regarded” - Zagnif Nori X Tone Spliff ft. King Author ** WORLD EXCLUSIVE **

“Coming For The Title” - Napoleon Da Legend ft. The Bad Seed

“The Culprit” - Sean Links x Jamil Honesty

“Riots By Masked Men” - C-Lance ft. Lord Goat, Recognize Ali & DJ Eclipse

“Rap Clowns” - Kool Taj The Gr8 x Tone Spliff

“Cold Blood Flow” - Zagnif Nori x Tone Spliff

“New Tricks” - Senor Kaos x Illastrate ft. 4-IZE & El Da Sensei

“Reflexion” - Brutal Caesar x Emskee

“Keep It Live” - I9ON ft. Nejma Nefertiti

“The Sequel Is Ill” - Mixed Meteor ft. Defcee

SOUNDCLOUD

https://soundcloud.com/southernvangard/episode-329-southern-vangard-radio/

APPLE PODCASTS

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SPOTIFY PODCASTS

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YOUTUBE

TBD

GOOGLE PODCASTS

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TWITCH

https://twitch.tv/southernvangard/

MIXCLOUD

https://www.mixcloud.com/southernvangard/episode-329-southern-vangard-radio/

#SouthernVangard #DJJonDoe #EddieMeeks #ToneSpliff #DJRonsha #MikeTitan #A7MC #MoRukuz #Star #Lyphe #BalacLava #Innocent #StreetGenius #BigTwins #WaisP #Eto #AZone #CLance #Evidence #BigTwins #DJEclipse #RickyBats #DaInphamusAmadeuz #BoldyJames #KnowledgeThePirate #SwampThing #DJUncleFester #PriestDaNomad #RealioSparkzwell #TheBadSeed #ZagnifNori #KingAuthor #NapoleonDaLegend #SeanLinks #JamilHonesty #LordGoat #RecognizeAli #KoolTajTheGr8 #SenorKaos #Illastrate #4IZE #ElDaSensei #BrutalCaesar #Emskee #I9ON #NejmaNefertiti #MixedMeteor #Defcee

#SoundCloud #music #Southern Vangard #Hip-Hop / Rap #Underground Hip-Hop #Boom Bap #Podcast #soundcloud