#but fuck algebra

[baba-the-yagaa]

Explaining a beautiful mathematical concept and the person asks for the real world application like bitch first off the real world application is it makes me personally ecstatic and second it doesn't need one because it's my special little princess concept

#math #mathblr #this one specifically was about algebraic curves #and their relation to symmetry #ie how you can tell by the equation of the curve #some of the symmetries it will have #which is so fucking awesome

[triviallytrue]

California/San Francisco is cool because it's like, the richest place in the world and is inhabited with people who I think mostly share my values but somehow every policy I hear about is terrible

#'to increase equity we banned everyone from taking algebra one before 9th grade' are you fucking insane

[sillylittlegaymer]

Recent doodles

Mama dave

#dave and bambi #dave dnb #bambi dnb #bandu dnb #banjex #fnf boyfriend #expunged dnb #marcello's fun house #daves fun algebra class #dave x bambi #i think #my art #magma doodles #mama dave #funfact uh i pronounce expunged: ex-pun-guh-ed #i never knew it was fucking exsponge…. bs…!!!!

[hemipenal-system]

minors on here say shit like “yeah i really like safe vore” girl the only thing eating you is that pile of homework you have fuck off

#these tags are gonna get me in trouble lmao #but consider: if you haven’t passed algebra i do not care what you think #willing vore #tw vore #micro vore #macro vore #vorny #soft vore #hard vore #comfort vore #minors go away #minors dni i am so fucking serious #sfw vore #fatal vore #hard v0re #v0re blog #soft v0re #v0re

[blazeismyname]

If this man is metal. Then... THEN HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KISS? DOES HE HAVE LIKE, METAL LIPS THAT MOVE LIKE HUMANS? DOES HE HAVE LIKE, SOME RANDOM GUYS LIPS ATTACHED TO HIS? DOES HE JUST... NOT HAVE LIPS? I NEED TO KNOW NOW, I AM FUCKING FLIPPING OUT. FORGIVE ME IF THERE'S AN ANSWER AND IM JUST DUMB BUT LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK

#the mechanisms #the mechs #drumbot brian #i #i dont even know #i was in algebra #and doodling my mechs oc #and then I was like #“Wait #how the actual fuck“

[freshmeatz]

🤐

#Devius Ex Machina #my art #leech art #dave algebra class #dave and bambi #got the ok to post this from max but god its so fucking funny

[stylishgods]

audit

#please reblog this one im so proud of it im gonna blow up the fucking earth if this flops #blood #dave and bambi #vs dave and bambi #dave #dave dnb #dnb dave #dnb #dave algebra class

[astraltrickster]

I love how it doesn't matter whether you were the "math is evil" kid or the "math is AWESOME" kid, no matter how different our approach or reasoning,

we all come together to agree that math is wild bullshit wizard shit

#math #i love linear algebra #it is absolutely wizard bullshit #abstract math is fucking wild #ESPECIALLY when you can then tie it back to actual measurable things in the physical world #but all the abstract wizard bullshit is STILL IN THERE #the fact that you can mathematically prove that time is in a sense technically a spatial dimension? #wizard shit

[laurelnose]

Sylvia Legris is a plenty successful poet as is but I do feel that she should have more Tumblr cachet. Like. Locked Tomb girlies look at these bone verses

Details of Articulated Skeletons, c. 1510

Memento marrow. The treacherous thread of the unnamed. The flourish-stripped reunion of broken parts.

The polymathematician (the osteo-horoscopist) plumbs the anonymous bones, the forlorn unspoken-for. Lead white, bianco di piombo, the poisonous orbit. An algebraic

of discrete desecration. Cancellous bone, cortical bone, an innominately rising hip bone. The acrimonious split of the acromion from the scapular spine. Explode the view . . .

Exploit the post-medieval zodiac. A moon-distending thorax; the gibbosity of the humeral head. The anteriorly tilting ascent of the pelvic girdle. False false ribs and the acute

angle of descent of rib one and rib two. Memento mori. Woe betide the Renaissance bonesetter. Bone-beset.

#all of Hideous Hidden is so good but the Midwinter the Cut-Time section is just. i love it SO fucking much #more than i can articulate. you know how it is. read the poetry that's the explanation you get it or you don't #i rank the collections Hideous Hidden > Nerve Squall > Garden Physic > Circuitry of Veins #Nerve Squall you can tell she hasn’t quite hit her style stride yet like she has in Hidden #but i prefer it to Garden Physic just bc aesthetically Garden leans much more heavily on herbalism and the plant organ #than either Nerve Squall or Hidden. and you know me. all organs are good but I prefer the bleeding kind #i am simply not really the intended audience for Circuitry of Veins tho' i do like many bits of it #and i don't have a copy of iridium veins or pneumatic antiphonal yet... but someday... #laurelnose.txt #poetry #(im going to title a MoE fic ‘an algebraic of discrete desecration’ one of these days and itll be about exactly what u might expect)

[savage-rhi]

If I had this kind of power at the height of my rage with fibromyalgia, people and professionals seeing me as less than because of it, and considering going for virology as a degree, I would've been absolutely teriffying and a fucking menace.

I'm grateful I got nerfed in math.

#fibromyalgia #lord knows how many times I had what ifs #about wishing I could touch people and they'd get a taste of what my body goes through #this would've been like giving me a gun #also fun fact I was considering virology as an option #career wise cause of all the biology and sciencd courses ive taken #and an adviser told me to go for it cause of my interest #but i went nahhh my dyscalculia ass aint doing 3 more years of algebra or calc #god knew i had the capability of being a fucking inhumane villain #and nerfed my ass #thank you dude #chronic pain #spoonie

[marokra]

note to self: draw narumitsu

double note to self: don’t do it at 11:00 at night

triple note to self: time is a social construct and therefore so is sleep. disregard the double note to self

#mar’s tag for rambling #narumitsu #wrightworth #i. guess???? does it count if i only mention it #ace attorney #only maintagging this because i’m fucking Tired because of my algebra exams

[willgrahamsbecoming]

ok standing outside my exam hall if i dont do well im going to disintegrate the building

#maths (derogatory) #fuck you calculus i wanna be a chemist we do like basic algebra #Dr. Chilton's Hard Drive (D:)

[yakourinka]

hhhggggrrrkkkkk what the fuck

#forgot how nonsensical high school level algebra and calc were #'this is how you're supposed to do it but you can't possibly understand why rn so just roll with it k' #watching some hs math guy explain modular arithmetic and my god what the fuck are you even talking about. that's not how it. what #no wonder so many of classmates hated math back in the day #myself i was a big fan of the 'don't think just do' motto #if it were today's me i would've flunked it no doubt. high school rinka was on some type of shit let me tell you #high school rinka had no need for mere Comprehension

[ode-to-spring]

♡⋆.ೃ࿔* BAKING ON A LOVELY FALL'S DAY ~

birthdays are such lovely occasions, are they not? what better day to spend them than with those you love most . . .

ੈ♡ albedo x reader (romantic ahehehe) ੈ♡ category :: fluffffff all fluff & klee's here !! extra fluff ੈ♡ warnings :: none ? unless you dont like cake ig ੈ♡ a/n :: so this was meant to be a birthday gift to both albedo the king & @xiaophobic mylove my life my everything, but it ended up getting finished later than i'd hoped :( so sorry about that, hope you like this nonetheless atlas!!!!

"ah, do you think it would be better to add a bit more sugar? the amount the recipe describes seems too little for the quantity."

sticking his head out of the cookbook in his hands, albedo turned his gaze to you waiting for an answer. in front of him, a bowl filled halfway with ingredients for his new so-called-project sat on the kitchen coutertop, alongside a neatly placed wooden spoon conveniently set right beside it.

"of course we can! you can never have too much sweetness!" an excited voice chirped from his side, klee enthusiastically attempting to grab the pouch of sugar beside him. "please, pretty please? it's gonna taste better, i promise!"

you couldn't help but chuckle at the amusing sight infront of you-- siblings alike gently arguing over how much "sweetness" klee could take before getting a toothache-- but your attention was divided more than you'd wished it was. unsurprisingly to you, at the very least, the sight if your lover sunkissed under the morning sun was proving itself to be very distracting.

for starters, his hair was out of his normal braid-- instead fashioned in a neat bun to get his bangs out of his eyes while he worked. on his face, there had somehow managed to be bits of flour spread across, likely from how klee managed to make the largest mess with the dry ingredients earlier. he wore a simple black apron too, stained with various ingredients from recent messes, yes, but it was endearing to see how it fit his lean form perfectly ontop of pajamas he hadn't even changed out of yet.

what brought you back into the moment was a long, exasperated sigh from albedo, whose lips you might have been staring at a bit too intently, his head turning towards you in a silent plea to help him out with klee's antics.

"i think the batter should be done by now, the oven should be ready too." it wasn't surprising that he'd treat a simple cake making session as if it were one of his high end experiments, truly. you knew he was a man of precision with an eye for detail, so it wasn't at all surprising that he'd take this with equal seriousness as well. maybe if klee hadn't tagged along upon hearing that desserts would be involved, maybe the kitchen wouldn't be the horrible mess it is at the moment.

before you knew it, albedo was walking towards you, klee in his arms and face still flour-coated. he planted a chaste kiss on your forehead, and whispered to you with the most lovestruck expression that no artist, not even him, would be able to portray on any canvas, "i want to make this cake perfect for you. you deserve nothing but the best, so let me do this for you, yes?"

#ONCE AGAIN IM SOOOO SORRY FOR HOW LATE THIS IS #how long ago was albedos bday #IT WAS ALMOST A WEEK AGO ???? OH MY GOD #im sorry yall midterms were absolutely killing me it was hard to squeeze albedo in with fucking algebra #ANYWAY #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin imagines #genshin impact imagines #genshin fluff #genshin impact fluff #genshin scenarios #genshin impact scenarios #genshin albedo #genshin impact albedo #albedo x reader #genshin albedo x reader #albedo x you #genshin albedo x you fluff #genshin impact albedo x you fluff #genshin albedo x reader fluff #genshin impact albedo x reader fluff #`「❁」 flower.arrangements ❞ #`「❁」 arrangement.bouquets ❞

[excavatinglizard]

Math people are crazy. I thought I was a math person. Now I’m taking one formal algebra course and I want to peel my skin off. I hate proofs.

#dumb shit i do #I HATE IT. I’m suffering. give me calculus. give me complex algebra. give me goddamn normal linear algebra #why am I proving all this shit oh my god #I’m never going to use this again I’m not a theoretical mathematician I’m a fucking chemist

[doctorwhoisadhd]

am encountering cross stitch related problems

#1) the colors they gave me for 'blue' and 'light blue' are just BARELY different #so im using two strands of blue to make it a little more clear which is which (if i didnt itd be nigh impossible to tell them apart at BEST #but now im worried ill run out of the blue before im finished and THAT is going to really bother me #im really really hoping i can stretch what i have left but its gonna be really tight if i dont straight up run out. #im going to actually attempt doing some algebra to figure out if i can make it #2) i fucking DID IT AGAIN and misplaced a cross stitch needle in my fucking BED goddammit are you kidding me #i GOTTA start doing this somewhere else #its a cross stitch needle so its very very blunt and itll be fine but like. CHRIST ALIVE #ari opinion hour