Headcanon Percy's just a massive simp so
And then Annabeth figures out she can basically get him to do anything, if she calls him 'Perseus':
Annabeth: i'm thirsty...
Percy, sighs: i'm busy wise girl
Annabeth: get me water, Percyyyy
Annabeth, smiling sweetly: please?
Annabeth: I won’t ask again...
Percy: get it yourself
Annabeth, narrows eyes:
Annabeth: P e r s e u s what did you-
Percy, racing to the kitchen: one glass of water, coming right up my love!
Chiron, addressing the head counsellors: Alright, I need two volunteers to help babysit the baby Pegasi
Connor & Travis, grinning evily: *raises their hands*
Chiron, sighing: Anyone else? And I know it involves getting your hands a bit dirty but-
Annabeth: *raises hand*
Chiron: Annabeth! Brilliant. Now I need one more...
Chiron, spots Percy: Percy? Would you like to help?
Percy, knowing full well it meant an afternoon shovelling Pegasus waste: Uhhhh... I'm sorry I'm gonna have to pass...
Chiron: Oh. That's alright then-
Annabeth, glaring: Perseus-
Percy: Hey you know what? On second thoughts Chiron, I would love to-
Percy: hey Annabeth
Annabeth, watching Never have I ever on Netflix: I'm busy
Percy: wait! It's important-
Annabeth, staring at Paxton's abs: Percy, I can't right now
Percy, notices: I need help with this trig question for school and it's due tomorrow and-
Annabeth: Perseus. I. Already. Said-
Percy, panics: you're busy - okay!
Percy, quickly exits: nevermind!
Percy, under his breath: still a better swimmer than stupid Paxton Hall-
Annabeth, overhears: What was that?
Percy: nothing! I-I love you!
Piper: Percy did you get the lipstick like I asked?
Percy, back from the mall: I may have... forgot
Piper: UGH Percy that was gonna be a present for Annabeth, I told you three times-
Annabeth, walks past: oooo did I hear present for Annabeth?
Piper, pouts: I'm sorry hun'
Piper, stares accusingly: someone forgot to pick it up
Percy, sticks tongue out: you went to the mall yesterday-
Annabeth, raised eyebrow: Perse-
Percy, grabbing Piper's hand: And just like you, I love Annabeth very much. So we can BOTH go to the mall again-
Annabeth, the moment they get to the beach and it's before 8am: ughh I’m tired... let’s go home
Percy: but we just got here-
Annabeth, grumpy: Percy. I’m tired.
Percy, wide eyed: Yeah you’re right! Let’s go home!
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𝕋𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 ℙ𝕥 𝟙 | 𝔻𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕒
idk what this is it's an idea I had at like 4am lmao. sorry if the pictures are annoying :')
warnings: light swearing, mentions of sexual activities
word count: 698 and eight pictures :/
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You sighed, falling onto your back on the bed with an oof. Picking up your phone, you scrolled through it, completely bored. Cordelia was out and no one else was available to do anything with, so you had to find something else to do to occupy your time. However you couldn't think of anything. So, having no idea what else to do, you started a conversation with Madison. She seemed to be out at a part or something, she didn't tell you details. Eventually you remembered something that you had wanted to show her, so you scrolled through your camera roll before selecting the image and sending it to her, a meme with the words “let me ride your thigh with nothing on but your blouse”.
You felt your face heat up in a bright blush and you slammed your phone down for a minute. As if you'd ever have the balls to send something like that to Cordelia. And you let the blonde starlet know that, because you were not having any of her bullshit today.
That was the one you had wanted to send to Cordelia, not the first one. But apparently Madison didn't approve, so you sighed and continued to tell her that you were NOT going to send that other picture to Cordelia. Finally she seemed to get the idea, but you no longer wanted to talk to her, deciding to check up on your girlfriend instead.
So you ended the conversation, scoffing in annoyance at your friend's antics. Quickly, you tapped out of the conversation and opened Cordelia's, typing out a quick message to try and continue to help your overwhelming boredom. The two of you made short conversation about where she was, since you knew she had a few stops to make that day.
Finally deciding to actually do what you wanted, you once again scrolled through your camera roll and chose another image, sending it without taking too much of a look at it, since just as you tapped on it Madison sent you another message, which distracted you, and all you saw was the send bubble.
You rolled your eyes at the question. You knew Madison and Zoe had something going on in the back, but you couldn't tell for sure, so you just typed out a quick message before returning to your chat with Cordelia.
And when you did your face once again flushed and you gasped sharply, eyes popping open wide. Not bothering to even look at what Cordelia had said in response you began to panic and frantically tapped at your keyboard, trying to make up for whatever the fuck you had just did. You flopped your head back onto your pillows hard when you sent them, trying not to combust in embarrassment.
A minute passed before you heard the ding of another received message and you prayed it wasn't Cordelia about to scold you. So when you opened them you were...pleasantly surprised? Shocked was another way to put it, and you had literally no idea how to respond.
So you just set your phone down, clasping your hands over your stomach and staring at the ceiling in paralyzed shock. This should be interesting.
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