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regretisstoredintheme · 1 year

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Turtle Blush + Hand-holding

A/n: more brainrot?? More brainrot. I love making headcanons on different ways characters blush, it’s my favorite thing ok???? And the turtles are my hyperfixation at the moment… I just can’t stop thinking abt how they would hold your hand bc they’ve got 3 fingers instead of 5!!! there are complications!!!!! Also I wanted to draw blushy turtles so yeah.

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BLUSH!!

Most to least amount:

Raph

Donnie

Leo

Mikey

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Raph:

How he blushes

This boy will sometimes go full face red, but most of the time it’s all in his cheeks. They go rosy red all the time and his shoulders will blush too. IK IT LOOKS LIKE I PUT SOME ON HIS PLASTRON BUT I DIDN’T REALLY MEAN TO??? 😭😭 when he blushes he absolutely can not look you in the eye, he’s mumbling, stuttering, doing calculations of how to get out of the situation, (kinda like he did when locking up Ms. cuddles) and will start to back up if you get closer. Yk his lil nervous laugh? His lil “hAhAAHH..”? That’s his go-to reaction if you say anything about his actions (which you’re bound to) or if you brush your hand on his arm.

Why he blushes

It’s pretty easy to get Raph to blush, he just feels so lucky to be with you and the surprise that you love him too doesn’t fade too fast through your relationship. In like the first 6 months he’s like this, so when you give him a kiss on the cheek he’s an absolute MESS. And Mind Raph makes sure he knows it, feeling horribly embarrassed about his stuttering. This also goes on for a while before that insecurity calms down, allowing him to feel more comfortable in his own shell.

When he’s more comfy, even then he’s easy to fluster. If you catch him staring at you, he’s already embarrassed. He’s looking away with a slight blush, avoiding you— but if your gaze is steady, still staring at him - now he’s real flustered. Laugh playfully and he just might explode.

He likes to cradle you in his arms, he’s always wanted to be a protector and you put him at peace. He feels pure serenity when you’re near, and he adores cuddles. However, when you ask him for snuggles— he’s burning up, stammering through trying to say “I’d love to” , “my pleasure” , and “yes please” at the same time. “My yes… eh— pleased to— wait- yes the please.. my love to!! Oh god..” (he’s face palming fr.) Although, when you finally get situated— with his racing heart, he’s wide awake. He isn’t going to sleep until he can stop focusing on your face snuggling into his plastron, acting as a ball of warm sunshine to drown out his sleepiness.

Spoiler Alert: he pretty much just waits for you to fall asleep first.

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Donnie:

How he blushes

Donnie feels like the type to have a nose blush— and also I dunno why but I could see his shell blushing??? Even if only at the edges, It just seems so canon to me. His fingers go pink when he’s nervous, but those aren’t exactly a giveaway because they also freeze when he’s cold. He feels his mouth go dry when he blushes, thats how he knows he’s turning red, so he starts fiddling with the edge of his purple mask, trying to act natural while he pulls it down further over his blushing snout.

In this state, he’s really overstimulated, even the slightest chair creek would prick his nerves, so if you give him any attempt at physical contact he’s either short circuiting or smacking you away, unable to process the feeling. (It’s mostly the latter) ESPECIALLY IF ITS A NOSE KISS!!! He usually melts into your hands, but if he’s overstimmed, he will not hesitate to ATTACC.

He apologizes after, embarrassed that he bat you away.

Why he blushes

Easy, you outsmarted him. He’ll be throwing on his emotionally unavailable bad boy image, strutting his stuff, bantering with you — and then you will throw in a flirty comment that makes him have to just process for a minute. Usually he can bounce back, but if it’s something reaally flirty, then he’s just like 😀 … FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES HFJDHDJEB GIVE HIM A SECOND HE’LL FIND A COMEBACK

After he does so, he gives a small smirk, kinda proud that you were able to stun THE Donatello, smartest, bravest, most courageous turtle of all time— if only momentarily. “You won for once..” he marvels, “huh— I’m impressed.”

Also you doing something really cute, like doing an equation wrong but looking at him with absolute glee at getting through it— waiting for his approval. he is LOSING. HIS. M I N D. He’s trying not to squeal because “LOOK AT MY PARTNER. LOOK. LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK AAAAAA OH MY GOD” but the last thing he wants to do is flaunt the way Leo of all people does— he’s more civil than that. (Imagine how a badass villain shows off their partner.) if anyone says anything about “pff what an idiot” when you’re doing something he thinks is absolutely adorable— he is pulling out his disposal unit immediately. He considers it the highest offense when someone insults his intelligence, so the same goes for his partner.

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Leo:

How he blushes

Leo doesn’t really blush in his face, no— the red marks on his face will occasionally glow with heat, but the real place he blushes is his neck. It goes beet red and he’s trying to cover it up because he’s embarrassed. Not only does he blush, but his hands get real clammy, and he’s constantly trying to pretend they’re not. He WILL avoid holding your hand if you’ve made him flustered. if you’re insistent on it, he’s wiping his hands on a shirt he’s wearing or tries to play it off that he was exercising.

Why he blushes

It is really hard to fluster THE Neon Leon. He may melt into your warm hands or blush a little when you’re being cute— he’s definitely capable of being soft, HOWEVER!!! As someone who is so bent on keeping up a carefree persona, it would take a lot to get under his skin. Mikey says so himself in the Lair Games, “nothing gets to Leo.”

He panics when a one-liner doesn’t work. He’ll make a few more with complete confidence, but If you don’t like his flirting, he’s shifting on his feet, rubbing his neck, and slowly backing himself up into a corner. He has a similar reaction when you catch him in a lie, he panics— but he brushes it off with somewhat ease. You’d have to try really hard to get him flustered. Such as, well— He likes the little things about people, because he likes to figure people out, and he’s got a soft spot for you, so say… a blue flower in your hair, formal wear, having that edge of confidence, staying in close proximity while holding onto his arm and gently sprinkling in praise to the conversation…

His brain is frying, slowly but surely!! Be prepared for a jumpy and stuttering Leo.

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Mikey:

How he blushes

Contrary to popular belief, I don’t think Mikey would visibly blush. Sure he gets that lil buzz in his cheeks and they feel warm when he’s flattered— but they don’t go red. Out of all his brothers, since he’s the smallest, I feel like he’s the most cold-blooded. and due to this, he doesn’t have much blood rush to his face, and he’s got the COLDEST FUCKING HANDS YOU EVER DID SEE. How those hands threw a skyscraper we will never know— but they are only warm when he’s cooking something bc of the heat from the oven.

(SIDE NOTE— HE NEVER??? BURNS HIMSELF??? Doesn’t matter if he scrapes the side of the hot ass cookie sheet he’ll just go “ow?” Check it, and be like “we’re good :)” DRAXUM MADE THEM FOR WAR AND HE’S OVER HERE LIKE “hehe I almost burned myself oopsie”)

Why he blushes:

I’m sorry sweetie, but you can’t fluster Mikey. The most you will get is flattery, and he feigns shyness because he’s a lil shit. He will unabashedly laugh and giggle when you do something cute and is the most clingy lil shit to ever exist. He will rant about all the reasons he loves you for hours, just because he can’t hold in the excitement. If you get embarrassed by it, that’s just a bonus for him!! He’s cooing over you and hugging you tight, swaying back and forth gently.

You’re beginning to wonder if he can feel embarrassment at all— you’ve tried everything. He’s just happy to be with you no matter what, and you are the only thing that could make him sit still for more than 5 minutes. So no, sorry, Mikey doesn’t get flustered ♡

The only way he would actually get flustered is if you lied about something to make him look stupid. Then he’s tearing up, betrayal in his eyes as he tries to explain in a panic. But you would never do that to him, right? .. right?

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Hand holding!!

Coldest to warmest hands:

Mikey

Leo

Donnie

Raph

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Raphie:

Idc how big you think your hands are, Raph’s hands ENGULF yours. If you hold onto just one finger he will probably combust on the spot. He just thinks it’s so sweet!! Will probably baby you if you do that. His hands are a gentle lukewarm, but don’t seem to drop colder. It’s really nice during the summer months since neither of you have to worry about being all hot and sweaty. He squeezes your hand when he’s nervous, if you pet his knuckles he will melt into your grasp once more. IF YOUVE GOT FRECKLES/BIRTHMARKS ON YOUR HANDS, HE WILL KISS THEM!!!! THAT IS A THREAT!!!! He does it because he thinks they’re pretty— If you get all blushy then he’s backing up, a familiar rose dusting his cheeks. He didn’t realize it was a big deal, he was just appreciating them!!

He holds your hand often, it lets him know you’re safe and that he doesn’t have to worry as much. As someone with horrible object permanence, holding your hand is a great way for him to know where you are— especially since he feels ‘too big’ and doesn’t want to bump into you. He worries about his spikes, so when he knows you’re right by his side, he can relax a little. If you’re in a crowd, he does the mom thing where he holds your hand so you don’t get lost— losing sight of you kicks off his fear of being alone, so there is no way he is letting you get lost in the crowd.

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Dondon:

Donnie isn’t a fan of hand holding. He’ll take a hug and will hold you in his lap but he doesn’t usually find himself with his hand in yours. It’s quite overstimulating at times, so when he does, it’s mostly because he’s trying to guide you somewhere or apologize for something. He gently grasps your wrist, his thumb sometimes rubbing in small circles.

Most of the reason he doesn’t hold your hand dead-on is because of the temperature difference. If your hands are warm he doesn’t like the sweat and if your hands are cold— well he’s cold blooded of course he wouldn’t like it 😭😭 Your wrist is the perfect temp in his opinion, and nothing will stop him from taking advantage of that. (ESPECIALLY IF YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE IS PHYSICAL TOUCH!!! He does it to tell you he loves you, even if he can’t say it aloud.) he rarely holds your hand unprompted, unless he did something stupid or was hyperfixating for so long that you got bored and left his lab. When you leave he can tell, getting upset that he can’t feel your presence anymore. “Dove?” He’ll turn in his chair, trudging out of his room at realizing you disappeared. He grabs your wrist gently, his head on your shoulder as he sulks— silently begging you to return.

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Mikester:

It doesn’t matter how he does it, he’s intertwining his fingers with yours. He doesn’t care if it feels uncomfortable, but if you do, he just gently cups your hand with his. Randomly when holding your hand he’ll pulse his grip in little patterns— sometimes it’s to the song in his head, other times it’s just on the fly. If you copy his rhythm, you’ll quickly find yourself in a memory game where you have to match the beat— the terrapin slowly making it harder to remember. Every time you pass a ‘level’, he gives you a quick peck on the cheek!

He loves to hold your hand, no matter how cold yours are, his is always colder— so he adores the warmth!! If you complain about his cold hands, he’s giving a mischievous smirk, and suddenly you find yourself constantly defending from his devilish torment. You can’t escape him now, every time you go up to him for a hug or snuggle, his cold hands sneak up to your neck, freezing you instantly. He laughs like a little boy with his first balloon every time it happens, apologizing sweetly before going to freeze you again. HE HAS A KILLER DEATH GRIP, DON’T TELL ME HE DOESN‘T. If you try to let go of his hand he grabs it back and looks at you with an evil cheeky smile, whatever you had to do with that hand you’ll just have to do while he’s holding it.

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Leoser:

May or may not have gotten some inspiration from @pianocat939 BUT ANYWAYSSSS

Leo likes to pet your knuckles when he holds your hand, as well as give it a chaste kiss whenever he feels like it. He definitely does the prince thing where he gets on one knee, it makes him feel so gentlemanly and if you laugh that is a huge bonus. He is more of a hug-person, wanting to be close to you at all times, but he will hold your hand a lot more often if you don’t like PDA. HE DEFINITELY SWINGS HIS ARMS WHILE YOU HOLD HANDS DON’T TELL ME HE DOESN’T.

He splits your four fingers in half when he holds your hand, mostly so it’s more comfortable for the both of you. He whines if you let go of his hand, even if it’s something small like an itch on your face. He pretends his hand is floating away when you let it go, chuckling if you panic and grab it back/being dramatic and holding a ‘funeral’ for his hand if you let it ‘die’. His hands get calloused from holding his sword all day, but he does manicure them, so texture depends whether he’s done them recently. He thinks your hands are the softest thing ever, and constantly asks for your ‘routine.’ HE WILL PAINT YOUR NAILS!!! refuses to paint them anything but shades of blue, saying you’ll have to find someone else if you want to betray him anything different.

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A/N: THIS . THIS IS THE REASON I HAVE BEEN SO HELD BACK WITH REQUESTS. THIS MF!!!!!! >:((((

Nah I’m just playing I loved writing it and I promise I’ll get back on track now ♡

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#ROTTMNT #ROTTMNT headcanons #rottmnt mikey #ROTTMNT Leo #ROTTMNT Donnie #ROTTMNT Raph #Leo x reader #donnie x reader #mikey x reader #raph x reader #regrettable writing

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madlittlecriminal · 11 months

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Any headcanons for protective!Cillian Murphy’s Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow? I’m curious how you think he would act/react.

He Protecc & He Attacc ↦ Protective!Jonathan Crane × GN!Reader

sorry for the corny title meme, it was my favorite when I was like 15 or 16 lol

Warnings: mentions of getting hurt, mentions of public places, mentions of creeps

He takes his role very seriously

If someone tried getting a little too close for comfort, he would say something

If he felt you uncomfortable at a public event or at the asylum, he would take your hand and leave immediately

If you got hurt, he would help you with your wound

However, if it was with a door or a table, he would try making you laugh by kicking it for you

If there was a specific person that tried speaking to you in a way that made you uncomfortable, he would intervene and get you out of there

He would constantly ask you if you were okay or if you ever needed anything

If you were to reassure him and let him know that you were okay and that you didn't need anything, he'd leave you be

If you were to say you weren't okay and that you needed comfort, he would be your big spoon and be there until you felt better

Just to make sure he knew you were safe, you'd text him whenever you would arrive anywhere.

He didn't expect you to do it for everything, but when you did, his heart fluttered and he'd send you a heart emoji in return followed by a 'good. stay safe, darling'

Sometimes though, he would go above an beyond though to keep you safe

If someone said something to you, fear toxins would be delivered to their door the next day

No one was going to hurt you, so maybe sometimes he'd overdue it

You'd talk to him about it though, so he'd tone it down to make sure you feel safe with him

His arms were the safest you've ever felt though, so sometimes a hug was enough to make you happy

#dc universe #jonathan crane x reader #scarecrow x reader #jonathan crane #jonathan crane x you #jonathan crane x y/n #scarecrow x y/n #scarecrow #scarecrow x you #asks #ask #anon asks #anonymous #anonymous asks

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yanderehsr · 8 months

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Hey! Can you make a yandere Jing Yuan, Blade, Luocha, Dan Heng and Caelus with a Noelle! s/o? I really love that geo queen <3

She protecc, she attacc but most importantly, she heal your bacc. Hope you'll enjoy😄

And since I only do 4 I will remove one. Also while Noelle is 15, reader is 18, just so you know.

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapping, Murder

Jing Yuan: He always calls on you to do small meaningless tasks, it's so he can spend a bit more time with you, hell he has asked you to just stand there in his toom a couple of times, just so he can bask in your presence.

Jing Yuan will not allow anyone else to call for you, you are his maid, not anyone elses. He soundproofs his room so you can't hear anyone else calling, now this is how it's supposed to be, he wonders how long it is until you realised he has locked the door.

"Sweetheart, lay down and relax, it is my turn now to take care of you"

Blade: Anyone you help he will kill off, they don't deserve your help and this is the punishment they deserve for wasting your time, this continue until either you notice his killing spree or he gets tired of waiting and just kidnaps you.

You may try and defend yourself, you are very much stronger than a normal human and can create shields, but in the end it is not enough to stop Blade and his one track mind to keep you, both he and you is bloodied yet still alive as he drags you to your new home.

"I did it because I love you, they didn't deserve your help"

Luocha: You helped him alongside Sushang and Dan Heng, he couldn't tear his eyes off you, such beauty and grace, be prepared to get healed in every battle with the other 2 being ignored. You always asked if you could do anything for him, he could think of a lot of things but he just smiled and said that there was nothing, he needs to have patience here.

Luocha will spend more time with you after, asking you to travel with him, it doesn't really matter what you answer, you will come with, either willingly or inside a coffin, it has breathing holes but it's suffocating, he just can't just leave you, not when he has catched such strong feelings.

"Now be quiet in there, we don't need others to get suspicious now do we"

Caelus: You can't convince me he doesn't fancy maids, loves your dress and makes sure to take as many photos as he can before you notice him. He always asks for your help on the train, he wants you help to decorate your his room.

Caelus locks the door behind himself when the room is finally done and you are ready to leave, oh how silly you are, there is no leaving here, you will stay here and be protected (ignoring the fact that you can create barriers and can probably suplex a lawachurl) he will make sure of it.

"Yes, there is something you can help me with, lay down in that bad and don't try to escape, my sweet maid"

#yandere #yandere honkai star rail #yandere hsr #yandere male #yandere jing yuan #yandere jing yuan x reader #yandere blade #yandere blade x reader #yandere luocha #yandere luocha x reader #yandere caelus #yandere caelus x reader

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an0nfr0mth3d3n · 5 months

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Qsmp Characters As Pokemon!!!

(Pretty big post so I'm adding a keep reading)

Badboyhalo - Zoroark

Need I say more. Zoroark transforms to other pokemon to trick people, which I think links to Bad's pranks and shenanigans. Also the Color scheme is similar. Zoroark is said to have extremely strong bonds with its pack ("family comes first"). Also the Hisuian varient is described to look as the "embodiment of death".

2. Forever - Arcanine

Arcanine is said to be a pokemon praised for its beauty, specifically its mane (Forever's hair). Many are said to admire it (Forever gets bishes), and Arcanine is a powerful and loyal pokemon (Forever is a little dogboy coded). Also Arcanine is supposed to be regal and majestic (president).

3. Etoiles - Lycanroc (I COULDN'T CHOOSE A FORM SO I SHOWED MIDDAY)

Ok so all forms of Lycanroc fit except Midnight form. The Dusk form is said to have an INCREDIBLE fighting spirit, but the midday form is REALLY loyal and protective. This is Etoiles. He protecc, he attacc, but most of all he is the most dogboy coded character on this entire server.

4. Antoine - Type: Null

Y'all, here me out, LET ME COOK. Type: Null is said to WEAR A MASK to RETAIN ITS POWER (I subscribe to the paper bag cryptid design) lest it go on a rampage, and there are research notes that mention it being created by some government agency (federation). Also LOOK AT THESE TWO THINGS AND TELL ME THEY ARE NOT BOTH CRYPTIDS.

5. Foolish - Gholdengo

There's not a lot of pokedex entries for me to justify this, but look at that pokemon's swag. It's surfing. And it's golden. But on a pokedex info level it is a very friendly and happy go lucky pokemon that easily makes friends with people, and i feel like that fits his vibe.\

Alright that's all for now, I spent 40 minutes doing research on this only to get 5 pokemon for characters so I'm a little wiped out. Feel free to give me ideas in the tags!

#qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp forever #qsmp etoiles #qsmp antoine #qsmp foolish #I spent so long on this #It's 3 am and I have work to do #but im matching cubitos with pokemon #yippeeeee

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dreamcatcher-faux · 5 months

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"GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH-" "He don't bite :3" "YES HE DO-"

I cannot emphasize enough how much the phrase 'All Bark and No Bite' fits him. He never takes a life during the movie and only goes full on bite at the end. He protecc but not attacc (although he will scare you towards the animatronics-) :3

✨️Design Elements!!✨️

He works at Sparky's Diner and Sparky the Dog exists sooo :3 (but also, Sparky's is Ness's safe space because it gets him away from the Pizzeria) (it's enrichment for him)

The red cheeks, stripped shirt, and green bracelet are references to the Puppet

Chainsaw and overall design are references to the FNAF Musical by Random Encounters

His 🚫 pin is wear his name tag usually is

His mask is modeled after Vanny's mask in Help Wanted, very specifically because that was during Vanny's 'reluctant follower' era :)

The mask's eyes can glow

That's not blood on the Chainsaw btw, it's paint :3

Below the cut are the flats :3

#faux art ✨️#fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf au #ness emily au #ness the waiter #ness fnaf #fnaf ness #the guard dog #honestly #looking at the mask makes me want to design a Toy Sparky #maybe I'll do a headshot later

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type1dragonwolf · 3 months

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What your favorite SAMS/LAES character says about you!

(This is a joke, please don’t take it too seriously) (Also, I have edited Moon’s since I got some complaints)

Sun- You probably have 20 million AUs, and just think he’s a cutie pie.

Moon- You PROBABLY have a ‘To Be Murdered’ list… or you just have anger issues.

Earth- You either have her personality, want/need therapy from her, or you’re Monty.(You SIMPER!)

Lunar- You’re a bean on the outside, but you have your true colors hidden on the inside…

Solar- You either draw him with his shirt, or don’t AT ALL. There is no in between. Also, you’re cool.

Frank- You look scary, but you’re sweet. Or you’re probably just quiet… yea, maybe that..

Eclipse- You think he’s one of the best written villains ever, and cry every time someone even MENTIONS his death. You threw a party when he came back.

BloodMoon- You’re a murderer! Or your oc stories/the stories you read are about murder…

The Creator- WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS GUY?!?! WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE THATS GOOD?!?! I WILL hunt you down, and I WILL hurt you. That’s not a promise, that’s a VOW.

Ruin- You’re broken, but you’re fixing yourself. You’re goofy and either love or hate company.

Rotrick- You like evil tails.

KillCode- Out of all your friends (or siblings) you’re the mom of the group.

The random characters- You’re just there… watching…

Monty- You simp for him, or you simp for Earth. No inbetween.

Forgor- You wish they could erase your bad memories.

Castor- You’re serious, but soft.

Pollux- You’re soft (and goofy), but can be serious.

Gemini- You either have a twin, want one, or just want someone who understands you.

Foxy- You can get away with sneaking something.

FC- You have ENERGY, MY MAN!

Stitchwraith- You Attacc, you Protecc, and best of all, you snacc!

Solar Flare- You have a stalker, or an imaginary frien.

Multiple characters- (Mix of the two answers)

Someone not listed- You’re sometimes forgotten, like them! (Sorry, this is a joke)

All of them- You’re a happy psychopath! :)

None of them/aren’t sure- …what is wrong with you….

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whoretalkombat · 6 months

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BI-HAN FIC IDEA THAT'S BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS

This is literally just brain thoughts with a somewhat cohesive plot of the man I have been thirsting for for days

Absolutely not proofread

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Ummm so reader is in an arranged marriage with our scrumptious, frosty man, Bi-Han (love this trope for his character)

This is like pre-MK1

Reader is in love, but Bi-han is not :(

What does he take her for? Granted

So basically, he gets back from a mission, and he's not in the mood to deal with anyone >:(

Reader tries to aid in helping with his bandages and whatnot bc Bi-Han is injured (bc reader always has 🤪)

But our calloused man gets unnecessarily angry with reader (like super mean, hurt with no comfort type mean)

This makes reader leave him, but they don't know that they're preggers 😳 (like with twins 😳)

It's funny bc I don't want to have kids irl, but it's one of my favorite tropes for male characters

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Yea, so fast forward to like 3 or 4 years

Reader takes twins out to the market in the village they live in

The twins run ahead and bump into dun dun duuuuuunnn Tomas

Reader catches up to them and they're like ??? to Tomas

Reader introduces the twins to Tomas and Tomas is like 😳🥰

Twins go off to play with the other kids, and reader and Tomas are like 🧍, reader explains what happened, and Tomas being the breedable and good boy that he is, is understanding

Then like a few weeks later, the same thing happened with Kuai Liang 👁️👅👁️, 😳🥰, 🧍

I want that man to breed ME

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Reader and twins live kinda in the outskirts of the village and twins are playing outside of the house

Bi-Han is making his rounds in the village, and when he is leaving, he notices the twins

Did I mention that the twins are cryomancers too?

Girl twin is practicing her aim and she has snowball in her hand while boy twin is standing with two sticks raised up making a goal

Bi-Han thinks nothing of it since they're in a village in the mountains (but it's spring time???) he's confused now

But twins go inside since reader called them for dinner (Bi-Han is more confused cuz it sounded like reader's voice, but he shakes it off like the dumbass he is)

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Don't know when this happens, but maybe like a month later??

Bi-Han's thoughts abt the twins are still brewing and he decides to go back to the mountain village at night (like a thief in the night)

Reader is hanging up laundry in front of the house, obscuring Bi-Han's view of them

Until BAM reader comes into sight and Bi-Han is hit with a ton of ice breaks

Bi-Han is left with many thoughts (hurt for him >:) this time)

Reader goes back inside, and Bi-Han goes back to the Lin Kuei

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Later (like another month), Bi-Han returns for his weekly visits (kinda stalkerish???) to see reader who has twins

(Ooh maybe do a part where Bi-Han goes out at night and finds Kuai Liang and Tomas leaving reader's house.... drammmmmaaa)

Anyways, reader was asleep from exhaustion, and the twins are still up and awake just lolly gagging around the house

Girl twin notices Bi-Han outside approaching the house, and she and boy twin are on the move to protecc and possibly attacc and hide like mini assassins

Bi-Han enters the house and he's abt to enter reader's room, and boy twin gets protective (he's the more impulsive/emotional one) and throws a snowball at the back of Bi-Han's head

Bi-Han vs. Little Twins???

Twins yell and stuff waking reader up, and reader comes out of the room and finds Bi-Han, the grandmaster, Lin Kuei assassin getting attacked by two little ice demons

Reader stops the twins and is shocked by Bi-Han's appearance

Bi-Han and reader go outside to talk (angst, hurt, with maybe a sprinkle of comfort for reader, but not for Bi-Han. We will make this man suffer)

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So yea, not really sure where else to go with that, but I needed to get my thoughts out TROLOLOL

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat x reader #bi han x reader #sub zero x reader #bi han #mk1 #bi han sub zero #mk1 2023

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its-ahissionado · 15 days

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I saw someone else do this and thought a few of my friend group's quotes would fit the sides—

Virgil: *Listening to MCR out loud*

Logan: Oh, is this Khaleed?

Roman: Someone just said "down here in texas there's only deers and queers, and you sure ain't a deer"

Roman: And I mean, he's right—

Janus: Remus, did you set the fire alarm off again?

Virgil: REMUS WHY DID YOU WALK INTO THE GIRL'S DRESSING ROOM???

Remus: I'M GONNA EAT SOME FUCKING— STARFRUIT

Roman: Man, just shut up! You useless, spineless, populist pig!

Virgil: Jesus, just call them an asshole.

Logan: I ate steak for an hour and come back to Roman being dead, Patton being Patton, and Remus about to beat up a child.

Virgil: I'm trying to stare down someone, but they're not taking the hint.

Remus: I'm trying to stare down the stare down.

Patton: I'm not trying to stare down the stare down of the stare down.

Janus: I'm staring down the stare down-er because they stared me down while starring their own message.

Virgil: I'm going to stare down the stare down-er-er as they have stared me down by taking a picture of them staring me down as I starred my own message.

Janus: I'll stare down the stare down between you and me staring down the screenshot of me staring down your self-starred message staring down the stare down of the stare down of the stare down.

Roman: I'm having a stroke.

Patton: Knock knock!

Remus: I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL!!

Patton about Virgil: He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he teach the chicks to quack.

Virgil: What does that mean?!!

Remus: I'll be bored in math class and pull up my calculator like "and they were roommates!"

Logan: How did you get Ao3 on your calculator?

Logan: Can you teach me?

Remus: I'm sorry for stealing your hair UwU, have a rat

#ts incorrect quotes #sanders sides #ts sanders sides #ts janus #ts logan #ts virgil #ts roman #ts patton #ts remus #I might make a part 2 since I have a few extra quotes I could use

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protagonistpolling · 1 year

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PROTAGONIST POLLING

Why should you vote for either of these characters?

Why should you vote for Mono? (1)

"He smol, he cute, he protecc (and holds hand!!) and he attacc"

mod note: i added six because it felt wrong to just have mono by themself. they are friends and holding hands

Why should you vote for the Albatrio? (1)

"Jay, Chip, and Gillion are so cool. They’re pirates in a fantasy world, but they kind of suck at being pirates and they keep SAVING ISLANDS.

Chip is an orphan who found family in the famous Black Rose Pirates, before their ship, the Midnight Rose, got caught in a horrible whirlpool. He ended up separated from everything he knew at only 9 years old. He found a gang, of sorts, led by a boy named Reuben Price. After refusing to kill a traitor and running away with a stolen boat, he tried to live up to the legacy of his caretaker on the Midnight Rose, Arlin James, and become a great pirate so that he could find him again and make him proud.

Jay Ferin is the daughter of Jayson Ferin, a well respected general in the NAVY, and Malenia “May” Ferin, the owner of a bar. Her uncle, Drey Ferin, left to go and join the Black Rose Pirates instead of be in the NAVY. Jay also trained to be a high ranking NAVY official, and her sister, Ava Ferin, was also a NAVY official before she was killed.

Chip came to the town where Jay and her mother lived and worked at their tavern, and told people stories. They ended up working together to save someone, and Chip won a bet against Jay. Since Jay lost, she agreed to join Chip’s pirate crew, and be the second member. Later, sailing the sea, they would find a fish man floating about, and he would join them too.

That brings us to Gillion Tidestrider, the third member of the up and coming pirate crew that would one day be known as the Riptide Pirates.

Gillion happened to be born on a specific day at a specific time while specific things were happening, and so was the Chosen One of the prophecy. He was so special that his parents gave him away to the elders! He endured harsh training, as he was destined to defeat evil, and also flood the world, but that’s not important yet. The elders told him that if he managed to do well, he would be accepted and loved. He never managed to do it, and despite being surrounded by people, he felt like he was alone. Except for when his sister, Edyn, visited, he was under a lot of stress. Eventually, Edyn was forced to stop visiting, but she gave him a pet frogtopus named Pretzel to keep him company. One day, the elders had a meeting with a human. Of course, Gillion had been taught that all humans were evil and that he should hate them, so he attacked the human. However, instead of being rewarded for following the teachings, he was banished from the Undersea. He was found by Chip and Jay, who let him in their pirate crew.

They had many adventures! They blew up a building, Gillion made a deal with a sketchy guy to save a town, they started a band and saved another town, they won a competition, they saved their friend and Drey Ferin from jail, they saw old friends again and Chip defeated an evil guy, and much more! And by much more, I mean the Riptide campaign is 97 episodes long not counting the Origins video and all episodes are over one hour and usually two hours. Yeah, there’s a lot of stuff."

#tournament poll #poll2023 #little nightmares #mono ln #six ln #chip jrwi #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #jrwi #jrwi riptide #-45 sanity from this. aughhghhg

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hotcat37 · 7 months

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Personified Käärijä songs

just for fun I decided to give personality traits to some Käärijä bangers <3 I based these entirely off of lyrics and vibes :0 Completely okay if anyone gets different vibes from them this is just how I see them :3

Kovis: -very confrontational, prone to getting into fights -will protecc and attacc 💪💪 -he's not the 'Kovis' the song is referring to because he's genuinely sweet and doesn't start conflicts but he is easily provoked -dresses like a frat bro -probably peaked in highschool Morgan: -often disoriented in time and space -prone to nausea -intelligent but doesn't make very good decisions -has a constant sense of remorse even when he doesn't really remember anything the 'morning after' (after drinking, partying) -is close with Kovis! Käärijä Cha Cha Cha: -quite shy and stoic at first -once he breaks out of his shell he's absolutely insane -has seemingly unlimited amounts of energy, can keep dancing all day and night -very charming but also somewhat unsettling -has extreme claustrophobia (do NOT put him in a box!!!) It's Crazy It's Party: -wears mysteriously blood stained clothes -a bit hypersexual, can't stop cracking sex jokes -likes to hang out in forests at night -avoids contact with CCC Käärijä as much as possible -has the worst English out of all the Kä's Välikuolema: -sleep deprived and usually a bit drunk -only wears oversized hoodies and track pants -easily cracks under peer pressure -is the guy who calls taxis for his drunk friends, he himself tends to just pass out in someone's backyard -you can only wake him up by screaming HERÄÄ!!! at him Urheilujätkä: -very athletic despite his height -the least unsettling of the Kä's -he is the most sweaty of them though -kind of a himbo, he excels in physical activity but not much else -is always extremely happy to see Jesse Hiirtä Kiinii: -actually not that prone to anger but once he's pushed over the edge he's very destructive -has constant bad luck -the most normal of the Käärijä's, just wants to get through the day -needs caffeine to function in the morning -takes vitamins designed for children because he likes the flavor Yhtä Vailla: -has a raspy voice because of how much he tends to scream in frustration -do NOT give this man any money, except for maybe claw machines 'cause he's pretty good at those -Africa by Toto is his special song and he'll murmur the lyrics to it completely unprompted -optimistic to a delusional degree -bro just needs to get a job honestly Mic Mac: -the only Käärijä that looks like his yellow era (lanky with brown hair) -his pockets are full of stolen Pokémon cards -is very nervous and doesn't say much (he doesn't want to be charged for his petty Habbo Hotel crimes) -definitely twirls the phone chord around his finger when he's calling someone -either wears the yellow suit or just Mic Mac pants with no shirt Siitä Viis: -his mascara is in a constant state of smudged -prone to heavy mood swings, usually switching between furious and sad -has trust issues, it's hard to get him to open up -eats ice cream and watches anime to cope -don't set him off or he will rant angrily for hours

#Käärijä #Käärijä personified #I'll make it a tag cuz I plan on drawing them too :)#mic mac #välikuolema #kovis #Not tagging all of them tho lol #Tag yourself I'm Mic Mac

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