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faxxmodem · 1 month

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i lied 🙍🏻‍♂️ i know the investigative journalist 🔎👨🏻‍💻 in there ⬅️🥩 his name is charles he was writing ✍🏻📝 a story 📰 about what i did 🙍🏻‍♂️ what did you do 🤔 a dealer 👤 gave me an ounce 👝 of heroin 💉💉 to burn down 🔥⬇️ an abandoned building 🏚️ but it oh god ✝️ it wasn't abandoned ❌🏚️ there was eight 8️⃣ people 👥 in there eight 8️⃣ people 👥 died ⚰️🪦 and and the feds 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️ got involved and i 🙍🏻‍♂️ got caught but i made a deal 🖊️📋 and my dad 🧔🏻‍♂️ got me off 💰🗝️🔓but the guy 👤 who hired me 🙍🏻‍♂️ disappeared 💨 and nothing ❌ happened nothing ❌ happened 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ 💡❗️that's 💡❗️how she knew me 👩🏻‍💼 the woman 👩🏾‍💼 in the tub ⚡️🛀🏾⚡️ the fire 🔥 it's what connects 🪢🔗 us 👱🏻‍♀️👨🏼‍🦲👩🏾🧑🏻👩🏻 the fire inspector 🔥👮🏻‍♀️🔎 who wrote the bogus ❌🙅🏻 accident report ⚠️📑 the city planner 🏙️👩🏾‍💼🗺️ who pushed🫸🏾 through the residential 🏘️ permits 🗂️ the journalist 📝👨🏻‍💻 📋 that buried 🕳️the investigative story 🔎📰 the rich kid 💰💵 junkie 🙍🏻‍♂️💉💉who was the patsy 👼 and the real estate 🏚️🏗️🏠 developer 👩🏻‍💼 who set it all ♾️ in motion 🔄 we killed ⚰️🪦 eight people 8️⃣ 👥 and stole 🥷🏻 a property 🏚️ and nobody ❌🙅🏻 cared 😢💔 nobody ❌🙅🏻 cared ⁉️ eight 8️⃣ people 👥 and their families 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 cared 😢💔 the feds 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️ 🚨 cared 😢💔 look 👀 at my fucking arm 💪🏻 i cared 😢💔 i cared 😢💔 but you didn't 🙅🏻 face justice ⚖️🧑🏻‍⚖️ none ❌ of us 🕵🏻‍♀️👩🏾‍💼👨🏻‍💻🙍🏻‍♂️👩🏻‍💼 did ❌ why 🤔 did they all do it why 🤔 was it for money 🤑💰💵 this was your 🫵🏻 plan you 🫵🏻were the one 👆🏻behind it⁉️ there was eight 8️⃣ people 👥 still living in that building 🏚️🏢 you 🫵🏻 had to know 🧠 that did you know 🧠 that ⁉️🙍🏻‍♀️ you're 🫵🏻 a monster 🧟‍♀️ so are you 🫵🏻 🧟‍♂️ we both 👫🏻 deserve to be here ⬇️🫙

#saw #saw v #pintshipping #brit stevenson #mallick scott #i'm losing my mind #otp: we killed eight people and stole a property and nobody cared #ch: not exactly mother teresa #ch: more of a shower guy #emojis -#emoji -#emoji heavy -#please put some kinda emoji tag on this if you rb cause this is a long one #long post -

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corsairesix · 4 months

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Krakoan Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🧛🏻‍♀️lesbian-nate-essex follow

It's crazy how kids these days don't think that flatscan is a slur. Most of your parents are human you literally wouldn't exist without them.

😈worldlimbochampion

Oh so now the Mr. Sinister fanblog is going to preach to us?

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🌿whoredeculture follow

Hey has anyone tried smoking thr krakoan plants. Like, can you smoke one of the portals?

🌿whoredeculture follow

healing gardens

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❌xavier-school-dropout follow

Can't believe I got decimated and it turns out the Scarlet Witch isn't even Magneto's kid. What was that all about then?

💗andyoullmissit

I think she's his kid again. Kinda. It's complicated

💣mutant-magnet

Leave Magneto alone he's a single dad of 2-6 kids lmao

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💃🏼omega-libropath follow

OMG I just found out that Serafina Hayes is a mutant! She's the pen name for St. John Allerdyce, who actually lives on the island! I can't believe I could actually meet him!

🧛🏻‍♀️lesbian-nate-essex follow

St. John Allerdyce is actually super problematic. He used to associated with Fred Dukes, who is incredibly homophobic (callout post here)

⬛mutant-presenting-nipples follow

You literally spoke to Fred at the Green Lagoon this morning?

👨🏼‍🦲xavier-was-right follow

girl both of them were terrorists

🕰️tiktok2009

#like truly who wasn't? grow up

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😾nukehenrygyrich

Okay listen... You can't spell MLF without- no I shan't say it

🕰️tiktok2009

Then I will

💣mutant-magnet

😈worldlimbochampion

🧬skinny-genes follow

🕰️tiktok2009

😾nukehenrygyrich

Stop reblogging this

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🧑🏿‍❤️‍🧑🏼krakoangayiconbracket follow

Krakoan Gay Icon: Final Round

🦎lizardgay follow

This is just mean

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🎆69thsummersbrother

We need to get Cyclops on here he's a natural born poster I just know it.

#this is based on nothing i can just feel it

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💪🏻otherotherguthrie

The only reason that posts like the "down with flatscans bus" post exist is because the people making them would make a down with mutants bus if they could

🌌what-is-a-neo

i mean there was a down with mutants bus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but there very much was a down with mutants bus.

#also i would totally make a down with flatscans bus

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🎯emmas-boston-accent

They should make the theme for the next hellfire gala camp, I want to see Tony Stark squirm

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💪🏻otherotherguthrie

I just saw Wolverine run by naked and growling? Hello?

💪🏻otherotherguthrie

Right in front of my salad?

😈worldlimbochampion

That happens sometimes

🦎lizardgay follow

Wait, which Wolverine?

🎯emmas-boston-accent

You know which one.

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🩻ohmyglob

Why do the X-Men always say "hope you survive the experience" brother I will just die

#x men

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sugarcherriess · 2 years

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i pity anyone that had to eat those cakes… and they are just so terrible at Baking and Cooking. it’s okay my eric i will cook for you so this never happens again. and omg good luck with your paper!!! also fuck you for that. he’s so cute i’m crying 😭😭 i need a clingy eric. so badly. on a not so soft note. have been thinking a lot about eric being all needy but just being all clingy and waiting whilst you’re making the actual batter or dough but he can’t resist pushing you down over the counter as soon as it’s in the oven so he can fuck you… 😵‍💫 he’s waited so patiently of course he deserves it right!!! yeah this thought plagues my mind like 23 hours a day 🥹 🐶

Ayo??? My question is how does that even happen???? How did the shells fall in the pan and he just let them?? Sir??? My god this is embarrassing why do we stan these men again i want to take away their kitchen privileges

Or you know what. Eric won’t be patient enough to get to the oven part to fuck you. You start folding in the batter and he’s already used you to cum three times atleast. And then he’s challenging you to decorate the cake whilst he fucks you, trying not to mess up the frosting since “you do it so much better than me” goodbye 👍🏼👨🏼‍🦲

Eric using his dick to pipe in the eric sohn special frosting in you🫣🫣🫣 his own personal cream stuffed cupcake 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

#adonisspeaks #{my lovely 🐶}#thank you friend!! i will need all the luck i can gather

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swxxtsxcchxrine · 3 years

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🏐•~°{How you met}°~•🏐

° ',{Hinata🍊},' °

• In this scenario, you're Kiyoko's bestie •She dragged you along to practice because she didn't want to walk home by herself • As soon as you walk in, you get hit by a ball •It didn't hurt that much but you were already annoyed that you have to go practice so u got a bit mad • A tiny red head came up and kept apologising. You saw his face... and he was very cute. You couldn't get mad at his face so u reassured him it was fine but he felt bad and bought meat buns for you. • " I'm Hinata by the way. I hope we can be friends!" •"Y/n. And sure. Me too!" • "See. It's not all bad..." Kiyoko said trying to lighten up the mood

° ',{Kageyama🍙},' °

•You were going to get water from the vending machine but when u got there you found a ravenette shaking it vigorously. •You were scared at first because like...tf •But you were really thirsty • "Lemme try." he turns his head towards you and looks away in embarrassment from someone seeing him in such a state. •He silently moved away and you gave the machine a kick. A single milk carton came out and you passed it to him. • " T..Thank you..." he stutters at first, scratching the back of his neck. "I'm Kagayama by the way." •You smile and introduce yourself. He waved you a goodbye and you guys go your separate ways. •Just as you're on your way to class, you remember that you never got your water :/

° ',{Sugawara🍭},' °

•You're the assistant manager. It was your second day •You're coming back with the bottles, and just as your passing them around, you get to a guy with silver hair and then you suddenly trip...over nothing... (get your legs checked out) •And to your surprise, the lid wasn't properly closed so all the water spills in the poor boy. •You feel really bad...like poor thing. So you keep apologising and he keeps saying it's fine.•However you still felt bad. So you bought meat buns for him. And him only ;))

° ',{Tsukishima🍰},' °

•You were new to the school. And lucky for you, you were situated in Tsukishima's class. •You are very intelligent and Tsuki noticed that. •So naturally he introduced himself to you and you returned. •Turns out you two had a lot in common and matched the same energy. •And who doesn't want that?

° ,'{Daichi🏐},' °

•Your Suga's sibling and you usually come to watch him after practice •He introduced you to Daichi and tbh Daichi couldn't believe that one could be so beautiful •You said that you wanted to be on the girls volleyball team and Suga cba to help you(🙄✋🏾) • So Daichi offered to idk...train you?

°, '{Yamaguchi🍠},' °

•U found him very cute. Bc like...he is. •But then you saw his friend is Tsuki...so like yk •You didn't need Tsuki's snarky comments so you waited after skl to speak to Yams •Your waiting outside for him and to add to your luck, it starts to rain and guess what? •You didn't have an umbrella •You start to curse the rain until surprise surprise Yams comes to save the day and well he has an umbrella and offers to walk you home

° ,'{Tanaka👨🏼‍🦲},' °

•Uhm... well your Yamamoto's older sibling( yes just imagine your a 3rd yeah) •You took him to training camp and well...Tanaka saw how gorgeous/handsome you are. •He really couldn't believe you were related to Yamamoto. •At first Yamamoto took it as a compliment but then came to his senses

° ,'{Nishinoya🍒}', °

•You are Tanaka's bsf like bestie bestie •Your also very attractive so when he found out you were still single he was shocked •he told you to meet him after skl bc there's someone who he thinks you might like •Tanaka the MatchMaker🌝✋🏾 •Anyways- He introduced you to Noya and like let's just say you too clicked and are very chaotic together especially when Tanaka and Hinata join☝🏾

° ,'{Asahi🙎🏻}', °

•You just moved into the neighbourhood •And like Asahi just so happens to be your neighbour •Him and his mum come to introduce themselves with freshly baked bread and some cake •Tbf you were scared of Asahi but he turned out to be a gentle and kind person •You too click and you both went to the same school •so like now you too are bestieessss

☞︎𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 "𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒" 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝙹𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚎

𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂, 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝙼𝚎.

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