#but he's not a war criminal

[enobariasteeth]

okay but reminder they hated this little guy enough to put his life up to a poll

#look at him #I’m going to be SICK #he’s actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen #the way they treated him you’d think he was a war criminal wtf #he’s just a little guy!! #joker. Sheila. and DC…. #count ur fucking days #his curls!! #his little squishy face!! #I can’t believe they did that to him #truly makes no sense #batman #jason todd #batfam #dc #dcu #red hood

[katich-pigeon]

Ti amo

#metal gear solid #mgs #bbkaz #big boss #he commits a war crimes with his husband #kaz miller #date with kaz #happy 70x #war criminal yaoi

[pucksandpower]

The babygirlification of Fernando Alonso has made people forget what an absolute menace he was and I won’t stand for that.

This is the same man who once said “I knew he would hit the brakes because he has a wife and two kids waiting for him at home” after overtaking Michael Schumacher.

Fernando deserves to be thought of as the evil mastermind he always has and continues to be.

#there’s a reason he is called a war criminal (affectionate) #we simply don’t get that same aura in f1 anymore and it’s a shame #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #fernando alonso #fa14

[tech-obssessed-shark]

Megatron getting a headcount like hes a teacher on a school fieldtrip

He gives big substitute teacher vibes

#How is he so goofy #Hes a war criminal #transformers #Transformers idw #mtmte #megatron

[adhdslugcrimes]

Jason, in therapy: Dick is the golden child, I could never come close to his level of perfection nor be a good son my second time around... Not that I hate him for it, kinda hard now since he's there to support me, made me come to therapy.

Damian, asked who's the good child: well it's Richard of course, he's what I inspired to be.

Tim, talking about the greatest Robin: he started and set what every Robin should be, it's insane how he adapted to this lifestyle!

Cass, asked who's her favorite sibling: I don't have a favorite but Dick is one I can count on for anything, he's a good brother.

Steph: oh I know goodie two shoes won't do anything that would be anywhere near stealing, come on Wally, stop lying.

Duke: I don't think Dick can do anything wrong, I might be signal but he's the light of Gotham so I can't believe he's done anything wrong, I mean he ran away but that was mostly Bec Bruce hurt his feelings. No, I think the only thing he ever did anything wrong in his life was maybe stepping on an ant, he's a good guy and an amazing big brother, dramatic as hell but still a good guy.

Dick's good child times

Bruce, at his last straw: the Geneva Convention was not a checklist for your war crimes! You're 8yo, you shouldn't be a wanted man by the government!

Dick, sassy pants: correction, one I'm a wanted child, okay. Two, I didn't use it as a checklist, I added onto that list. I improve that list.

Bruce: your a wanted criminal, you set a man on fire!

Dick: whatever geezer, can you leave now I'm doing my homework or now it's an issue for you

Bruce: it is now, you are grounded, no, your beyond grounded your... Your forever grounded!

Dick: wow, you went to a the best college out there and the best you come up with is "forever grounded", why I'm even studying at this point if you're supposed to be smarter than anyone in the world.

Bruce: you're a nightmare.

Dick: and you're losing to an 8yo, now tell the government to shove it where the sun doesn't shine and leave me alone.

Bruce: I'll... I'll forbid you to see your friends then, ha whatcha going to do about that one.

Dick: leave to see them like always, just like I do to do my "crimes". This game getting boring, take the lost.

Bruce: this isn't over young man!

Dick: uh huh, yeah.

#dick grayson #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #damian wayne #tim drake #stephanie brown #cass cain #cassandra cain #duke thomas #i love that Bec be mellow out siblings thinks he's a innocent man #when in fact he's a war criminal the government couldn't find #his file there siblings read it and only Dick and Bruce know that's his file

[mitskiluvr]

sorry i’m a megumi apologist because i, too, would lay on the floor crying and throwing up if i was just forced to watch my own hands tear apart my sister and the man who raised me

#me when jjk wasn’t just a silly shonen and it was actually psychological torture #i said megumi apologist as if he’s a war criminal #he’s not he’s just a boy i fear #the jokes about him throwing after everyone just died to save him are funny though IM SORRY TJEYRE FUNNY #sorry this whole arc has been insane everytime they showed megumi laying on the floor crying i had to close my phone #IM NOT WATCHING THIS LOOK #like oh you’ve become what you’ve hated but like…very literally and also against your will #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #everything about jjk is infused with itafushi essential oils #that is. insane. Excuse me #megumi #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk 251

[w98pops]

small christine sketch... i love you my short queen

#finished dead money in one night #all i could think bout was christine. shes so. ugh #her and eric couldve been friends. its the attitude and rage and desperation fueling every step they make #they both seek justice (eric on his daughter's killer. christine on a war criminal madman) and they both gay. what else is here to say #the only friend in the wasteland he ever wouldve made 😭😭😭 #fnv #fallout #fallout new vegas #christine royce

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo being put into a situation where there is absolutely no fighting, just verbal manipulation and perception games, would be amazing to witness. We see a lot in the series how good he is at subterfuge and how he uses his perception to manipulate to great effect, so it’d be so cool to really see it put to the test even more.

Manipulation is one of the most effective tactical strategies of all time, so just imagine Leo putting this skillset of his to the full test. Imagine the boys slowly get up to busting bigger and more powerful criminals, including those with networks of crime under their belt, and a simple fight isn’t enough to take them down. For criminals like this, Leo’s skills in subterfuge would be deadly.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #me back to talking about Leo’s incredibly high affinity for subterfuge #genuinely think it’s one of if not his best and most honed skill #AND IT’S A VITAL NINJA SKILL #above fighting battle tactics and the like #it’s verbal blindspots #Sun Tzu’s The Art of War literally states that “the greatest victory is won without battle’’ #and idk I think Leo would be so good at this and we see him do it in the show quite a bit but not to the amount I yearn for #but yeah like just think Leo getting sent in and his bros standing guard #of course he wouldn’t be the ONLY one involved but 100% he’d be the main player #man idk I just really really love when their specific skill sets that ARENT the fighting ones are used it’s so interesting to me #like we already know Leo can easily take in a whole room’s worth of people and know exactly how to avoid them all #we know he can manipulate manipulators into his schemes #we know he’s good at improv which is essential to the games of speech high end criminals like to play #it would be SO INTERESTING #OKAY HEAR ME OUT- #he’s asked by Big Mama to join her at a criminal ball of sorts #she needs to regain power and he needs to take down big name criminals #thus a deal #no but really it’s so cool seeing Leo specifically do his best tactics through thinking like his enemy and predicting how they’d act

[jaca3rys]

No because Padmé was crazy for not kissing this man every time she saw him I would have made out with him every time

#thinking about fucking that war criminal again #anakin skywalker #star wars anakin #darth vader #i would also have joined him on his path to the dark side too idgaf i WANT him #star wars #okay but this applies to aotc Anakin too though #Anakin Skywalker appreciation post #yes im still hyperfixated #i would die for him #want him to love me like he loves Padmé #thirsting hard #star wars content #star wars darth vader #I ♥️ my lord Darth Vader #i love it when men are lana del rey coded

[sweetpeapoppy]

*poke*

#this is unreal #like lance’s hand on the back of his neck being all bashful and unsure if he should poke him #and Fernando being a little shocked/amused that he likes it #like I’m a big ol’ war criminal anti hero villain but I am being endeared by this goofy Canadian #fernando alonso #lance stroll #strollonso

[angelxd-3303]

Regarding the movie, I just had the mental picture of Luigi in your AU using the mini shroom on Bowser so he can get to carry his kooky Koopa boyfriend around for once XD

Huh. This might end up being Luigi's pet turtle instead of Peach's.

Now I just have the mental picture of Luigi taking Bowser out of the castle to sort of 'rehabilitate' him (aka: teach him how to be somewhat normal, lmao!), and he just sits on Luigi's shoulder and hisses like a snapping turtle at anyone who gets too close.

#traditional art #luigi #bowser #mario movie #spoilers #tiny Koopa #off screen Mario: 😐 #what do you mean of course he just has a smoothie #don't mind the housecat-sized war criminal clinging to his back like a koala #bowuigi

[sassydefendorflower]

I’m glad Maes Hughes died.

He’s a fan favorite character and I enjoy him a lot too, but I think fundamentally he’s a character who has to die. His role in the narrative is to haunt it.

I might be even more of a weirdo because I enjoy his manga characterization over his Brotherhood or ‘03 portrayal, but I love the idea of Hughes being someone the Elric brothers barely know - someone we, the audience, barely see.

Until he dies.

Because suddenly he’s everywhere. He was Roy’s friend and Armstrong’s superior officer and Winry’s acquaintance and Elicia’s father - and he was the soldier both Ed and Al knew, but didn’t actually know, that got killed because of them anyway.

In the manga Winry stays at Hughes’ place, but Ed and Al enter his house for the first time after they found out he died. For them, it’s not about losing a friend (though I am sure they liked him just fine) because that story is already Roy’s - for them it’s about realizing that this plot they’ve involved themselves in kills people that aren’t actually directly involved at all to begin with. It makes sense for their allies and friends and loved-ones to be targeted by the antagonists - but a soldier who mostly joined in because he was at the right (or wrong) place at the right (wrong) time? That’s not supposed to happen. And that’s what makes Hughes’ death so hard on them.

(and poor Elicia - abandoned children without their fathers were always a weakness of Ed’s)

But Roy? Yeah... he suffers. From the moment of Hughes’ dead on, Roy is haunted by it. By him. His best friend follows him everywhere. We see it in the way Roy only involves himself in the plot because Hughes figured something out and Roy is desperate for answers. He hunts down the homunculi to save this country, sure, but mostly so he can burn his best friend’s murderer to the ground. When Riza talks about winning against the Führer and their military dictatorship, she talks about all of them, not a hint of revenge coloring her vision - but Roy? It is telling that it isn’t a greater ideal that makes him torture Envy, but the agony of his best friend’s death.

The thing that almost breaks Roy is Maes.

No.

It’s Maes’ memory haunting the narrative.

And isn’t that beautiful?

The tragedy of it all, the horror, and the realization that Roy Mustang never really recovered from the War, that his friends are the only think keeping him in one piece, the fact that Roy Mustang is a Hero and a Monster and a fallible human capable of love.

Maes Hughes has to die to remind all of us of what Roy Mustang is capable of: love, loyalty, devotion.... and the slaughter and torture of numerous people.

His ghost is haunting the narrative - and for that I love him.

#fma #fmab #roy mustang #maes hughes #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist meta #maes is also a war criminal #just want to point that out #and in contrast to Roy not even one with a whole lot of morals #just fyi #but this post is about roy and his love for maes and how much i love that he died in canon

[grogumaximus]

What would be your dream team for le mans?

Max: I’ve been speaking to Fernando about it (Le Mans as teammates), he said he’d only like to do it (again) with me.

I’m quite a heavy driver, so I need to find a lighter teammate. I need to have a look.

Marc: I'm lighter than Fernando ;)

#'he'd only like to do it with me' 😮‍💨 #i need my war criminals teammates so. bad. #max n marc were flirting too #like imagine marc with max n nando 🥵💦 #max verstappen #fernando alonso #marc marquez #a lighter teammate must be something less than 65kg.. seb 👀? i remember seeing he was planning le mans entry but then said not for 2024 hmm

[rt3nenbaum]

“i don't know what to say after australia they might disqualify me for the rest of the championship” – fernando after they asked him if he was giving oscar drs on purpose at the end of the race

#don't let them silence you king #fuck the fia!! #speak your mind!! #he's so funny when he's in full war criminal mode #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin #japanese gp 2024

[slushyseals]

Masamune being an absolute criminal because SOMEONE ELSE got too close to the hose

Video Source: https://vxtwitter.com/azarapsps/status/1525458354415763456

#seal #seals #criminal acts #hose wars #animals #BIG MEAN BULLY MANS #garble sounds #If you know seal you'd know the little one in the back slaps his side to tell the bigger one to knock that off and leave them alone #and then the bigger one slaps his own side like “No you!” #Sometimes they get agitated on pool cleaning day #They'll howl and cry out like the world is ending because the water is gone #End of the world in their mind #seeing the water level that is probably part of the reason he's being feisty #“I'm not happy. Nobody's gonna be.”

[appleleef]

second chances

version without the light on his forehead bc im so proud of how I rendered his face

#critical role #critical role fanart #cr essek #essek thelyss #criticalrolefanart #every day I think about essek and dunamancy and fortune's favor giving you a second chance at a roll and his arc being about second chances #im team essek did nothing wrong and he doesnt need a second chance hes a traitor not a war criminal do war crimes even exist in dnd #but i do love me a sexy tragic character