#but her and hera together terrorize the shit out of the titans

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Hera: Did you bring Demeter?

Hestia: She is busy fighting Atlas and Hyperion.

Hera: Shit! Now what will we do!? We don't have our main fighter!

Hestia: Don't worry I got the next best thing! *Gestures to Hades*

Hera: Hades... HADES!? You got us Hades!?

Hestia: Well... There weren't a lot of options...

Hades: Wow! Rude.

Hera: No offense, of course! Is there anyone else?

Hestia: *motions to Zeus and Poseidon, who are throwing rocks at each other and missing horribly*

Hera,*looks to the army of titans down the mountain*: ... Hestia?

Hestia: Yeah?

Hera: ... Send Poseidon down first, he'll make a good punching bag until Dem comes back.

Poseidon: Hey! WAIT-

#the others aren't weaker than dem #but her and hera together terrorize the shit out of the titans #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes #hera #demeter #hestia #hades #zeus #poseidon