fluff #66 pls. i love your writing so much!!!
Exchanging Secrets
66. “I'm pretty sure your mom hates me.”
Word count: 1113 (whoops) // gn!reader
A/N: thank you love, this one was so fun to write!!! We love Diana (also I’m in love with ur url)
“Where are we going?”
Spencer drummed his fingers against the steering wheel, letting out a quiet hum in lieu of a response.
“Spence?” you asked, noticing the nervous way he fidgeted. Despite the case being over and you all having a free day and a half in Vegas, he hadn’t seemed to relax and you couldn’t quite pinpoint why.
After a few more seconds of silence, Spencer finally spoke. “I thought that maybe we… we could go visit my mom.” You didn’t respond, and he glanced over to see you staring at him with wide eyes. “Or not. We don’t—we don’t have to. It was a stupid idea, sorry.”
“No, no,” you said in a rush. “I would love to! I’m just surprised is all.”
Spencer shot you an almost shy smile. “I figured it was about time.”
That quiet admittance was almost too much to bear. He had told you about his mother, of course he had, but you honestly hadn’t known how much she even knew about you. You had wanted to meet her for so long, but that self-doubt still tugged at you. “What if she doesn’t like me?”
He let out a scoff, raising an eyebrow at you. “She’s going to love you.”
*
Diana sat quietly in the corner of the recreation room, swaying in the rocking chair, her gaze directed out the window. She smiled slightly to herself as a dove flew by and landed on a nearby tree branch.
Spencer stood across the room watching for a moment, bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet. He stopped when he felt your hand on his. “Spence, it’s okay.” You arched an eyebrow. “I thought I was supposed to be the nervous one.”
He let out a shaky laugh and nodded. You squeezed his hand again as you made your way towards Diana.
“Mom?” he called out softly.
She turned around immediately, the confusion on her face melting into recognition. “Oh, Spencer,” she said. “My Spencer.”
“Hi, Mom.”
You watched the exchange wordlessly, the pure joy in Spencer’s eyes pulling at your heartstrings. It was simple to see the love they had for one another just from their brilliant smiles.
“Spencer, what are you doing here?”
Spencer squatted down next to her. “I wanted to see you.”
“I saw a dove today—that means luck. I didn’t know that that luck would be you.” She leaned forward, studying his face. “You look happy.”
“Mom.” He glanced at you. “There’s someone I want you to meet. This is Y/N.”
Diana looked up at you for the first time, her grin only growing wider. “Hello, Y/N.”
You gave a little wave, almost instantly chastising yourself for your awkwardness. “Hello, Mrs. Reid. It’s so great to meet you.”
“Please, call me Diana.”
*
“I'm pretty sure your mom hates me.”
“What?” Spencer squeaked out. “No, she doesn’t.”
You leveled your gaze at him. “I spilled the tea all over and I dropped the cookies and—and I’m an entire disaster.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Oh, yeah?” It came out as almost a hiss under your breath. “Then why am I getting the third degree? I can’t go back in there.”
Spencer laughed quietly, wrapping an arm around you and pulling you close. “You’re reading far too much into things. She just wants to get to know you, she likes asking questions.”
You let out a huff of air, sinking into his embrace. After another moment, you nodded. “Okay, let’s go.”
“You sure?”
You nodded again. “But you hold the tea this time.”
Spencer pressed a kiss to your cheek. “Okay, dear.”
*
Spencer was right—it was all in your head. It shouldn’t have surprised you, he always seemed to be right.
Once you had finally relaxed, the conversation flowed easily. The three of you spent hours sitting in the recreation room, Diana telling you stories about Spencer’s childhood.
“Spencer, do you remember when I told you the story of Andromeda and Perseus?” Diana turned towards you. “I finished the story and he said, ‘Mom, that doesn’t make any sense. There’s no such thing as sea monsters.’ And I told him, ‘Spencer, it’s just a myth. It’s a story about love.’ And you know what he said to me?”
You laughed, shaking your head.
“He said to me, ‘Myths are supposed to explain natural events or justify religious beliefs. What does some guy rescuing a girl from a sea monster have to do with any of that?’ Can you believe that? He was ten.” Diana chuckled, her smile beaming.
You couldn’t help but stifle a giggle as a flush creeped up Spencer’s face. “Mom,” he said with an almost whine. “You’re embarrassing me.”
“Oh shush, Spence.” You shook your head, taking his hand in yours. “I could listen to this all day.”
“Spencer was such a special kid,” Diana continued. “Still is. If it was up to his father he would have had a house full of brothers and sisters. But I always said why mess with perfection?”
Spencer choked back a mortified snort, dropping his head back against his chair.
You turned towards him with wide, amused eyes. “Spencer, you didn’t tell me your mother was a genius too.”
*
Spencer left the room with promises of returning soon with a stack of books from the car. As soon as he disappeared around the corner, Diana turned to you and leaned in close. “Can I tell you a secret?” she whispered, a gleam in her eyes.
You were startled by her question, but you nodded. The nerves from before rose back to the surface along with the sinking feeling that she was going to tell you something that you didn’t want to hear. “Of course.”
“You’re good for Spencer. I can tell these kinds of things. A mother knows.” She tapped her temple with her index finger, a wise smile flashing on her face. “I’ve never seen him this happy.”
It felt like your heart might explode out of your chest at her words. You couldn’t control the grin that tugged at your lips as you leaned in towards Diana in return. You whispered, “Can I tell you a secret, too?”
She nodded eagerly. “Of course.”
“I’m going to spend the rest of my life with your son.”
*
“Not as bad as you thought, right?” Spencer asked, his eyes searching yours as though he was looking for approval.
You shook your head vehemently, grinning so widely that your cheeks ached. “Spence, I love your mother. Love, love, love.”
He tugged you into a hug, pulling you nearly out of your seat and into his. “Good,” he said, laughing softly and pressing a kiss to your cheek. “Because I love, love, love you.”
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b7 + texted the wrong person (feel free to also combine it with a group chat AU) for the sapphic september bingo!
also here on ao3 for my sapphic september bingo card~
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September 1st 2376, 18:54
[ace pilot changed the group name to party bus]
you wouldn't like me when I'm angry: tom why?
Tuvok: Captain, permission to transfer.
sad clarinet noises: we're in the delta quadrant? where are you transferring to??
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: permission denied
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: you're suffering alongside me tuvok
Tuvok: Captain at least change your name here.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: no.
September 1st 2376, 21:12
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m bored, meet me at the holodeck
Seven of Nine: If you feel you have insufficient work I can provide some more. I believe the warp drive coils need to be looked at.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: my warp coils are fine and don’t touch them.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I meant to message harry
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you guys just both start with ‘s’ and I wasn’t paying attention.
Seven of Nine: Ah, I am a victim of you impulsiveness then.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lighten up seven, it’s just a mistake. even you can make those.
Seven of Nine: Have you found flaws in my work?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: in the work no.
Seven of Nine: You took seventeen minutes to answer, I assume you were going over my work.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I was trying to be tactful for once. you could learn how yourself.
Seven of Nine: You meant to say something else then?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: learn to read between the lines, seven.
September 1st 2376, 22:24
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: I find it difficult to discern the tone in these chats.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: now who’s taking too long to respond.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: okay I get it.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: look just assume most of us have a second meaning behind what we type.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ve learned it’s easier to just get that most people don’t mean what they say the way they say it.
Seven of Nine: That could have been written at once.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson two:
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: learning to text.
September 2nd 2376, 07:40
[party bus]
ace pilot changed their name to captain proton
captain proton: you can all call me captain, it’s okay
sad clarinet noises changed their name to mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet
captain proton: seriously harry? you were supposed to change it to buster kincaid
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: why do I always have to be the sidekick, tom?
captain proton: okay that’s captain first of all
Seven of Nine: I believe no one will refer to you with that title.
Seven of Nine: Nor is anyone interested in your juvenile holodeck adventures within this chat.
captain proton: wow rude, seven
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: hang on, Seven did you just text twice?
captain proton: oh no seven’s been infected again, @virtuoso you online yet?
virtuoso: I am always online, Lieutenant, benefits of being a holoprogram.
Seven of Nine: I am functioning at peak performance.
Seven of Nine: I was merely informed by Lieutenant Torres that this is how humans communicate.
captain proton: you’re listening to b’elanna?? you never listened when harry and I tried to teach you to use this chat.
Seven of Nine: Lesson six:
Seven of Nine: “Never listen to Tom and Harry.”
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: that’s probably for the best but @you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, rude
chakot-eyyyyyy: I truly taught b’elanna the right lessons in life.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url is online
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tom believe me when I say I’m the only captain allowed in this chat.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url changed captain proton’s name to demoted™
demoted™ permission changed
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet changed their name to buste(d) kincaid
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is online
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: savage
great talaxian bake off: breakfast is ready everyone, for today I’ve got a selection of human and hanonian delicacies, with the substation of leola roots of course but don’t worry I’m certain you won’t be able to tell the difference. why I’ll bet if I hadn’t said a word you’d never even know.
great talaxian bake off: except that I did just tell you then.
great talaxian bake off: oops.
Tuvok is offline
September 2nd 2376, 09:44
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: not bad seven
Seven of Nine: I am not certain I should be seeking your approval.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and you ruined it
Seven of Nine: I take that to be sarcasm?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you can take it however you like
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: are you not coming to breakfast?
Seven of Nine: I have already taken my meal.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no people watching to learn how to socialize today?
Seven of Nine: I believe you were against me doing that.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no I didn’t like you doing it to me
Seven of Nine: You were a fascinating subject.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you say the nicest things
Seven of Nine: I did not mean to insult you with that.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no I know that now.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just get down here and socialize already
Seven of Nine: Very well.
September 2nd 2376, 19:32
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: meet me in the holodeck in ten
Seven of Nine: I believe Ensign Kim is on duty right now.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah which is why that message was for you
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: What is the activity we will be doing?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: sparring >:)
Seven of Nine: Very well.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson eighteen:
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just say ‘okay’
Seven of Nine: Very well.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I know that one was on purpose.
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: well played seven
September 2nd 2376, 22:17
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t say anything
Seven of Nine: This conversation was initiated by you.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up
Seven of Nine: I am uncertain what you mean.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh you know exactly what I mean
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t think I don’t know you play the ‘pretend not to know social cues’ on purpose when it suits you
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll win the next round seven don’t you worry
Seven of Nine: I was not concerned.
Seven of Nine: Except perhaps for your shoulder.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up
Seven of Nine: Is this to be a regular event then?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: depends
Seven of Nine: On what?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: did you enjoy it?
Seven of Nine: It was not bad.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yes or no seven
Seven of Nine: The experience is repeatable
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ugh, yes or no seven?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: if you don’t want to spend time with me don’t worry I won’t take offense to that
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: guess that answers it
September 2nd 2376, 23:48
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: Yes.
Seven of Nine: I would like to spend more time with you.
Seven of Nine is offline
September 3rd 2376, 06:27
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: come down for breakfast then
Seven of Nine: You are up early.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you said you were taking breakfast earlier than us
Seven of Nine: I shall acquire coffee then.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I didn’t think you drank that
Seven of Nine: I do not enjoy it.
Seven of Nine: You however do.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just with a little milk
Seven of Nine: I am aware.
Seven of Nine: I noticed you drinking it as such during the time I was observing you.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that’s….weirdly sweet seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: stalker
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll get you some nutritional supplements
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: even typing that sounds gross
Seven of Nine: I prefer it to the current food choices.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: actually looking at what neelix made this morning I can’t blame you
Seven of Nine: Then will you be picking one up for yourself?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hell no
September 3rd 2376, 08:29
[buste(d) kincaid >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
buste(d) kincaid: did you eat breakfast with seven this morning?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: what about it?
buste(d) kincaid: texting her a lot too
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: get to the point Starfleet
buste(d) kincaid: 👀
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: go look elsewhere
buste(d) kincaid: I’m just saying
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe I just get that it’s not easy to understand a ship full of humans all the time when you feel like something else
buste(d) kincaid: b’elanna
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t
buste(d) kincaid: all right. I’ll drop it for now.
buste(d) kincaid: but if you need romantic music playing during your dates I know a great clarinetist
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: there’s someone else on this ship who plays?
buste(d) kincaid: ouch
September 3rd 2376, 08:42
[party bus]
demoted™: can I get permission to change my name again?
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: no.
demoted™: @Tuvok c’mon, you’ve got admin rights on here too, right?
Tuvok is offline
buste(d) kincaid changed their name to I stan 1 (one) Vulcan
demoted™: shut up harry
September 3rd 2376, 09:32
[betting pool]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I want to change my bet to this fourth week this month
demoted™: hey insider knowledge is cheating
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I can’t read all of a sudden
chakot-eyyyyyy: change of timeframe noted
great talaxian bake off: oh do you know something mr kim?
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: maybe. maybe not.
chakot-eyyyyyyy: by the way captain, I changed the roster a little
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: putting seven and b’elanna on the same shift all week is also cheating @chakot-eyyyyyyy
chakot-eyyyyyyy: you did it last week
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: I can’t read all of a sudden
virtuoso: is there an epidemic going on I need to know about? Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we’re fine, doctor. don’t worry about it.
virtuoso: very well. Seven appeared to be in good spirits this morning.
chakot-eyyyyyyy: she and b’elanna were seen leaving the mess hall together
chakot-eyyyyyyy: arguing, but it’s progress
great talaxian bake off: they did seem quite close while they were eating. a shame I couldn’t convince seven to try my new oatmeal, much better than those nutritional supplements she keeps eating.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we’ll get them there yet
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: put me down for first week of next month
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: I’ll hedge my bets
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: now everyone get back to work
demoted™: @chakot-eyyyyyyy, you have admin rights, right?
chakot-eyyyyyyy is offline
September 4th 2376, 21:38
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: does everyone seem to be watching us more lately?
Seven of Nine: It would appear so.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll question harry what that’s about
Seven of Nine: I do not enjoy the scrutiny.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: well now you know how I felt
Seven of Nine: Noted.
Seven of Nine: Apologies.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hang on, I’m screenshotting this.
Seven of Nine: I will delete this thread from both our padds.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: good luck hacking mine
Seven of Nine: I have considerable more patience to try.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and I’m a damn good engineer and you know it
Seven of Nine: You have a considerable skill there.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: wow and an apology and a compliment
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: damn maybe tom and harry were right and you are compromised
Seven of Nine: I am not suffering from any internal or external conditions
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: doubt
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: your not bad at your job either seven
Seven of Nine: *You’re
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I take it back
Seven of Nine: I have already committed it to memory.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: dammit seven
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: STOP DOING THAT
September 6th 2376, 06:45
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: You are late.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: sorry, we had an emergency in engineering last night and they woke me up
Seven of Nine: Did you requite assistance?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe later
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s all set now
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: vorik caught the mistake made in time
Seven of Nine: I presume it was not your own.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no, it was just one of my staff
Seven of Nine: Should I speak to them?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t terrorize my staff seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that’s my job
Seven of Nine: Your coffee is cold, I am ordering you a new one.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I don’t have any replicator credits left for this week
Seven of Nine: I am using mine
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: thanks
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I have to head straight to engineering, carrey just pinged
Seven of Nine: I will meet you there.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seriously don’t terrorize my staff
September 6th 2376, 15:47
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hey you texted first this morning
Seven of Nine: Should I not have?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no no, I was just surprised
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: I will endeavor to do so more often.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you do that
Seven of Nine: Sarcasm?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe not this time
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: My attention is required in astrometrics, I shall see you tonight at the holodeck.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: make it dinner
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: to make up for breakfast
Seven of Nine: I will see you then.
September 8th 2376, 17:39
[betting pool]
great talaxian bake off: they arrived at dinner together!
September 8th 2376, 17:42
[I stan 1 (one) Vulcan >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: 👀
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t say anything
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: 👀👀👀
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is offline
September 9th 2376, 08:53
[party bus]
demoted™: @Tuvok, c’mon!
Tuvok is offline
demoted™: @chakot-eyyyyyy
chakot-eyyyyyy is offline
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: lol
September 9th 2376, 12:00
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: What is the importance of celebrating someone’s birthday?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s just showing them you were glad they were born
Seven of Nine: It often appears to be an excuse for celebration for that sake of it.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that too.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: but mostly the first thing
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s just nice to know people care about that enough
Seven of Nine: Another important human lesson?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m the last person you should really ask for those
Seven of Nine: I find your information on them to be enlightening.
Seven of Nine: You have a different perspective I find easier to understand.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: us outsiders have to stick together, hunh?
Seven of Nine: Indeed.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: then meet me for lunch. I’ll save you some cake.
Seven of Nine: I do not require cake.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven
Seven of Nine: I shall be there shortly.
September 11th 2376, 16:08
[Seven of Nine >> I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url]
Seven of Nine: Captain, I have a personal inquiry.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: oh?
Seven of Nine: What is the conclusion to draw in enjoying someone’s company.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: could be a lot of things seven
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: friendship, romance, anything in between
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: There is no logical conclusion then.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: do you want to talk about it more?
Seven of Nine: I find myself drawn towards someone. I am uncertain what this means.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: how do you feel about them compared to let’s say…the Doctor
Seven of Nine: Ah.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: ah? You’re typically more succinct seven
Seven of Nine: I have to go.
Seven of Nine is offline
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: good luck seven
September 11th 2376, 17:21
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: I will be unable to attend dinner or the holodeck tonight.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ?? everything okay?
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven?
September 12th 2376, 06:29
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you going to stand me up for breakfast too?
September 13th 2376, 10:58
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I need your input on the latest dilithium crystal chamber designs.
Seven of Nine: I have sent Ensign Kim your way.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: fine
September 13th 2376, 20:47
[I stan 1 (one) Vulcan >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: b’elanna?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t
September 14th 2376, 09:18
[I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url >> Seven of Nine]
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: you still have to be able to work with her seven
Seven of Nine: I shall endeavor to do so.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: what happened?
Seven of Nine: I made a mistake.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: caring isn’t a mistake seven
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: it’s the human in all of us
Seven of Nine: I did not wish to be human.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: neither did any of us
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we are anyway
Seven of Nine: I will speak to her.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: good because I was about to make it captain’s orders
September 14th 2376, 09:34
[party bus]
demoted™: this isn’t even funny anymore
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: disagree
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: disagree
chakot-eyyyyyy: disagree
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: the people have spoken
Tuvok: It has improved crew moral.
demoted™: tuvok?!?!
Tuvok is offline
September 15th 2376, 07:37
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: I wish to apologize.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I don’t care
Seven of Nine: I attempted to speak to you at breakfast.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you’re lucky I didn’t shove that coffee in your face, seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: also saying you wish to apologize isn’t an apology
Seven of Nine: I am sorry.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: good for you
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is offline
September 15th 2376, 16:29
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> I stan 1 (one) Vulcan]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: was this you?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: [img: cake]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: no? can I have some?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: help me figure this out and maybe
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I’ll ask around
September 15th 2376, 16:33
[betting pool]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: hey anyone leave b’elanna cake?
great talaxian bake off: :ooooooooo
great talaxian bake off: seven asked to use my kitchen earlier today. she didn’t let me see what she was making though, or ask much for my help.
demoted™: the plot thickens
September 15th 2376, 20:47
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: did you leave me cake?
Seven of Nine: Yes.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: why?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: is this another apology?
Seven of Nine: I was informed that people celebrate others birthdays as an appreciate for the other being alive.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: my birthday is tomorrow
Seven of Nine: I did not wish to distract you from celebrating with ones you cared about.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I see
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: stop moping seven, come to my damn party that tom keeps saying he’s not throwing
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: thanks for the cake
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m not mad anymore
Seven of Nine: Your username is incorrect.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ??
Seven of Nine: I still like you even when you are angry.
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: what is that supposed to mean?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: dammit seven
September 16th 2376, 06:26
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: Happy birthday.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: bring coffee
Seven of Nine: As you’d like.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and that better come with an explanation.
Seven of Nine: If you’d like.
Seven of Nine: I dealt with my feelings poorly. I could not understand them and they confused me.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: they do that
Seven of Nine: After examination however I would prefer you in my life knowing the truth and that my actions were unfair to you.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and the truth is?
Seven of Nine: I have feelings for you that are not just of friendship.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hunh.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: bring me a kiss too
Seven of Nine: You are taking this better than predicted.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m unpredictable seven, keep up
Seven of Nine: That would be an oxymoron.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: your an oxymoron
Seven of Nine: *You’re
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just get over here seven
Seven is offline
September 16th 2376, 07:04
[betting pool]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: pay up
demoted™: this isn’t fair
chakot-eyyyyyy: actually harry someone beat you by having the third week of this month
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: what?! who?
chakot-eyyyyyy: tuvok
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: tuvok?!
demoted™: tuvok?!
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tuvok?!
great talaxian bake off: :o mr vulcan?
virtuoso: this simply can’t be right commander
Tuvok: I believe I was ordered to participate in this by you Captain.
Tuvok: It was simply logical.
Tuvok is offline
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan changed their name to the absolute betrayal
September 16th 2376, 13:17
[party bus]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: who started the betting pool? which one of you was it?
the absolute betrayal: tom
chakot-eyyyyyy: tom
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tom
virtuoso: Lieutenant Paris
great talaxian bake off: mr paris
the absolute betrayal: who told?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: tuvok just handed me a bunch of replicator ration credits and told me where they came from
the absolute betrayal: well happy birthday?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: blocked
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: @demoted™ I want to talk
demoted™ is offline
September 16th 2376, 17:41
[a collective of two]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: there, now we have our own chat away from the traitors
Seven of Nine: Was that not just our private messages anyway?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I can’t believe they did this!
Seven of Nine: It would seem in line with previous actions. You yourself have taken part in such betting pools.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: not the point
Seven of Nine: I see
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: come over
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I want a few more birthday presents from you.
Seven of Nine: That is an innuendo.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you’re taking the fun out of flirting
Seven of Nine: Apologies.
Seven of Nine: I will be over when my shift finishes to make amends.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I could get used to this.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hey seven
Seven of Nine: Yes?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: for the record I like you too
Seven of Nine: I have committed it to memory.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you better have
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t worry, it’ll just be the two of us for dinner and you don’t have to come to the party afterwards
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I know crowds aren’t your thing
Seven of Nine: I will adapt.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: the point is you don’t always have to
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ve got your back either way
Seven of Nine: I appreciate the sentiment.
Seven of Nine: I am surprised by the title you have chosen for this chat.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah well
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: so long as it’s an ex-borg turns out it’s not so bad
Seven of Nine: I see.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson twenty
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: pick something to say other than that too
Seven of Nine: How many more lessons are there?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: who knows. I’m still learning them too.
Seven of Nine: Then we shall learn them together.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah we will
Seven of Nine: I am off shift. I shall see you soon.
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: see you soon
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