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britneyshakespeare · 2 years
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i know a good number of ppl ship zari and lily from duolingo stories but how is not everyone shipping lin and béa... they are such girlfriends
#zari and lily are probably my favorite characters don't get me wrong#& i agree w the headcanon that lily's a lesbian (i wouldn't be surprised if they write a story where she comes out... if thats a plan)#zari is. idk she can really be anything. she is boy-crazy at least for now.#i think zari and lily are so lovable bc they represent two different kinds of--but equally relatable--teenage girl experiences#and yet theyre uncomplicatedly each other's best friends. wow we love it.#it's a very wholesome adolescent dynamic they've got. so pure. so sweet. i do read it as 100% platonic tho ngl#béa and lin though are both OPENLY sapphic. and they have that opposites-attract thing.#béa is a kind of chic young adult woman who works VERY hard#and lin is kind of a laid back homebody. naturally cool tho. lives w her grandmother#they both love watching tv. as do we all.#they're not QUITE as different a foil as zari and lily but that also might work for the better. idk#i know a few months ago i made a callout post of a story where béa is super toxic to lin about not working out hard enough.#i will say. in my personal life since i have also met an athletic and competitive lesbian who reminds me somewhat of béa#in that story at least. and i now. interpret that story way differently.#that was flirting. that's all i will say.#text post#duolingo#duolingo stories#come to britneyshakespeare dot tumblr dot com for the cool url. stay for the tag rants about duolingo stories universe lore.#take everything i say here w a grain of salt#but at the same time: ART IMITATES LIFE#i think it's objectively funny that these characters have such an established place in my mind that i can go off like this#listen guys. my streak is 984 days. i've spent a lot of time in the neighborhood.
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lesbianoms · 8 months
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IMPORTANT/PLEASE READ (MINORS DNI)
Technically this is not my first post on this url, but for the sake of simplicity let’s say that it is. Read this if you're on mobile; go to my website layout for more organized pages and info.
(I am still currently in the process of making separate pages for my url/website layout if you do not use the app)
Hey all, Noms here!
She/her
19
Gay disaster
Vore kink
Prey (I loooove to be teased by preds who are girls/not men)
Hopelessly into older women
Big advocate of wlw vore content
I would reeeallly prefer if you had your age in your bio before following
This is my NSFT/kink sideblog. I am not giving my main because I do not want any of this stuff traced back to my main blog in any way. Serious about that.
CONTENT
As I said above, I have a vore kink. Vore is a sexual thing for me. Here you will find
Soft vore
Safe vore/Endosoma
Female preds (Absolutely no male preds. I don’t ljike them)
(Painless!!!) Digestion + Reformation
Fatal (I reeally hate the cruel and detailed emphasis on the prey suffering— especially if the prey is female— so this is essentially just digestion w/o any mention of reformation)
Miscellaneous writing (romance and angst with hurt/comfort mostly)
Also!! There will be belly stuff here. I love bellies. I want to be in one. I mean what-
Note: Not all content here will be vore-oriented. All of it will be gay though. And kind of stupid.
In the rare case I don’t post about vore or bellies, here’s what you may find:
NSFW sapphic musings
Petplay/Dom & Sub dynamics
Oviposition
Tentacles
Hypnosis <3
Stuff about actual sex
all non-vore/non-belly content can be found under the #sapphic tag!
THE OTHER THING
I have OCD! For a lot of my life I’ve felt really ashamed over certain parts of my sexuality, but lately I’ve been getting a lot better about accepting myself and certain preferences I may have.
When I was 10 or 11 I was exposed to a lot of sexual and disturbing online content (most of them involving the violation, killing, and suffering of women). And some of it kind of still sticks with me.
Vore was grouped into these, and so this has like… manifested weirdly for me as I’ve been growing up. I don’t like the death aspect but after realizing I’m into fatal, it’s like… idk man it’s weird. Some days are better than others.
Just wanted to give context in case I ever take long inactivity breaks or if my preferences shift drastically from time to time.
Here’s some more about if it you want.
ONCE AGAIN
(MINORS DNI)
(MINORS DNI)
(MINORS DNI)
This blog is NSFW!! You should only be here if you’re 18 or older. I post fluffy vore stuff from time to time but IT IS STILL 18+!!
If I reblog something from you and it makes you uncomfortable, let me know and I will fix it right away! Vore is a kink for me and I know some people don’t vibe with that completely. The last thing I want to do is make someone uncomfy.
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pileofpawns · 3 months
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Hello, my name is Turtle Johnson. I make posts so good, that I bring back the dead.
Hiya, this is my introduction post! The bit above is just a reference to the Super Ghostbusters album by Vargskelethor - You can actually call me Plum! I’m your local turtle girl who likes to talk about silly stuff on the internet.
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About me:
she/her pronouns please, though I don’t mind they/them or any turtle-themed neopronouns
You can default to feminine language when referring to me but I honestly don’t care what gendered language you use! I might not be a guy but you can call me one if it’s funny.
I am a cisgender woman
I am white
I am disabled in the physical (mitral valve prolapse, frequent disabling headaches), neurodevelopmental (ADHD), mental illness (dermatillomania, major depressive disorder), and sensory (myopia, ADHD, misophonia) departments. (wow, all four!) I’m only sharing my specific disabilities here because I feel comfortable doing so and want people to have context when I talk about them.
I’m aroace! (More specifically, sapphic-oriented bold stripe aroace. No romantic or sexual attraction whatsoever but women sure are pretty.)
I am alterhuman and a scalie! My scalesona and main kintype is a three-toed box turtle.
I do not subscribe to online discourse and therefore do not have a “DNI” list. However, I do block freely. I kindly ask that discourse be kept out of this blog. I’m a strict inclusionist and if you think things like queer microlabels, self-diagnoses, and endogenic systems are invalid and/or inherently harmful, I suggest you think about why and do some research on the subject(s).
About the blog:
I primarily post about my many interests and fandoms (see the list below). I also post the occasional art piece I make, talk about queerness, disability, and alterhumanity, and make a lot of nonsensical shitposts.
I try to keep this blog accessible as possible but it is by no means perfect. I typically won’t add include image descriptions to things I’m reblogging (I’m currently trying to get into the habit of tagging these as “undescribed” or “no ID” but the vast majority aren’t), but I do usually add IDs to my original posts. I tag common triggers (usually without a preface of “cw” or “tw”) such as blood, violence, and food. If you ever need me to tag something or make any other accessibility related changes to my blog please let me know!!
I tag pretty much all posts I make, including reblogs, with the type of post (#reblog, #plum rambles, #plum shitposts, #plums art), as well as content warnings, ships, fandoms, and characters when applicable.
There will never be explicit adult content and nothing suggestive beyond like. me laughing at “pe🅱️is” or admiring the general concept of boobs, and even that’s rare. I keep things SFW but be aware that despite my aroace-ness I am still an immature teenager.
Some things I like:
Turtles!!
Art, especially drawing and various crafts
Dungeons & Dragons
Magic the Gathering (casually)
Sonic the Hedgehog
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Usagi Yojimbo
Tales from the Stinky Dragon
SpongeBob SquarePants
Rhythm games
YouTube Poops (YTPs)
South Park - I’m not very active in the fandom anymore aside from interacting with my fandom mutuals but I was very hyperfixated on it a while back
Other sites:
I post my writing to ao3 under Pile Of Pawns
You can talk to me on discord @ pickledplums (if you send a friend request please tell me who you are if I wouldn’t already know)
Sometimes I put things on YouTube @ pickledplums
The name of my blog as well as the title of this post are references to the Super Ghost Busters album by Vargskelethor. It’s very funny and I highly recommend you check it out. My URL is practically meaningless now but it was meant to be a reference to my main persona (and the other similar characters I had made) at the time, who looks like a chess pawn.
For reference, the character in my icon is my turtlesona, Tir! You can find more art of her under the tag #tir the tortle.
Thank you for reading, and enjoy your stay!
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st-clements-steps · 2 months
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A song for each letter of my url.
Thanks @salty-wench @siriuslythatbitch for the tag.
How I did this? Put the letter in the my library and searched songs for one I associated with a ship. The ship thing is all me, I couldn’t work out how to choose basically.
Spanish Bombs - the Clash (Lilypad)
The Eagle and the Dove - Jessie Buckley and Bernard Butler (Sansa x Patrek Mallister)
Charlemagne - Blossoms (Regulus x Evan)
Last Nite - the Strokes (Evan(s))
Exile - Taylor Swift and Bon Iver (Jonsa)
My Lady of Mercy - The Last Dinner Party (Lilytrix)
Everlong - Foo Fighters (Rosekiller)
Notes from the Undergrowth - Gabi Garbutt (Greysnow)
There is a Kingdom - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (Throbb)
So Real - Jeff Buckley (Wolfstar)
So Far Away - Carole King (Jonerys)
The Circus is Leaving Town - Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan (Rhaelicent)
Endlessly - Muse (Bartylus)
Prioritise Pleasure - Self Esteem (Daensa)
Silver Springs - Fleetwood Mac (Theonsa)
A ship count Sansa has four, Theon, Lily and Evan fucking Rosier have three, Bellatrix is reminding me that Evan is just a name who scars noses and nothing more. There is not enough f/f on here. I do not know why.
This turned out harder than expected cos of all those ssss. And the es were tricky.
Tagging @siriusly-sapphic @thistlecatfics @thistle-and-thorn @selkiewife @towyns and obviously anyone who feels like it
There is no Hefner on here and I wish there was
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jennycalendar · 1 year
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Hi! I'm new here (here being your blog, calendiles fandom, and also just...Buffyverse fandom in general? I haven't been here that long haha) and I finally got around to checking out your work on AO3 and uuuhhh you've written SO MUCH!!! So first of all, THAT'S AMAZING, GOOD JOB!! But second of all, I have no idea where to start reading... Can I maybe get like a rec from you of your top 5 faves? (Not fan faves, but YOUR faves, fics/series you're most proud of, etc.) Please and thank you :)
oh, wow, this is so sweet <333 hello! i have seen your fic in the buffyverse tag and lurked more than once there. expect some reviews at SOME point when my brain will allow me, because you are adding some excellent sapphic/nonbinary representation to the buffyverse in a very lovely way. i deeply appreciate your energy.
as for my top five faves -- i appreciate your specification that they have to be MY top five faves, because i really was about to just point to the braveryverse as smth that i think you personally might like. (not a single straight person, found family, etcetc). but my personal top five is a lil different than the stuff that's the most popular w/ fandom at large. (not by too much though.)
all of these range from "a little lengthy" to "novel-length" but i think they are worth it! and they are also all complete! (except for the first one on the list, which has a sequel in the works, but everything PUBLISHED is complete!)
1. never mind the years of wasted time
so this is my long-standing baby that i am blogging about all the time! it's so important to me! i cannot overemphasize how much this 'verse means to me. it's an improbable little everybody lives/nobody dies au set about three years after canon, and in my heart it does kind of stand as a spiritual follow-up to canon, in that the emotional place that giles starts the story is very much a continuation of the emotional place that he ends canon in. there are so many details within the main fic (what you make) that i cannot pack into a single summary (giles and jenny's eight-year-old son, who she left sunnydale to raise! giles and buffy trying to figure out how to reckon with the concept of giles being a parent to a kid that isn't her! jenny's adoring extended family! a subplot that is literally just all about how giles's parents met and fell in love! giles and jenny's individual baggage from their complicated parents and how that informed the decisions they made with each other and with/for the kids they were in charge of!) also it is impossible to read the fic and come away NOT loving art or alice or nora. nora is literally my url now because i tricked myself into loving her so hard by writing her all the time.
anyway yes! top of my list, this is the thing i am the most proudest of, it is literally novel-length and i have been considering learning book-binding just because i want the physical experience of making it into something that i can hold.
2. as day follows night
this is also long but um, less long? this is The Faith Fic. i don't really know how to talk about it without spoiling it (or if i've already talked about it and spoiled it, or if the tags will spoil it...) but suffice it to say that this fic is about faith right after killing the deputy mayor, and her decision to ally herself with an all-powerful witch. or more like "attach herself." like to the witch's skirts. and hang on while the witch drags her around trying to get her to let go. (this girl has some attachment issues). it's got fuffy it's got fairy tales it's got the force of platonic love being the most powerful force in the world <3 and i think it is the first long fic i ever wrote where i had an outline and a plot that made sense and consistent tone throughout!
3. the tale of princess imogen
FAIRYTALE CALENDILES WHAT MORE CAN I EVEN SAY??? also some background fuffy and tillow bc obviously! anyway this whole fic is about jenny the witch pining helplessly for giles the acting monarch and losing her mind a little when princess buffy lets it slip that he's in love with some dark-haired lady who's constantly hanging around the castle all the time. and then subsequently coming up with a Magic Plan to ruin his chances of ever being able to win this dark-haired lady over, because what if she's bad for the kingdom? what if she's just trying to grab at power? THIS IS FOR POLITICAL REASONS SHE IS VERY NORMAL.
4. illumination
this one is about giles and jenny both realizing that they share the experience of being closeted bisexual individuals in a het-passing relationship & subsequently figuring out how to process this. (so obviously chapter three is pegging. but it's THEMATICALLY IMPORTANT pegging. and if explicit stuff isn't your cup of tea, the first two chapters are totally sfw!)
5. private life
i am actually really proud of this one! this is set in season four and it's about xander walking in on giles kissing a man and having to reckon with a lot of complicated internalized biphobia. i love xander so much. of course he has to make this list. (and this is DEFINITELY the shortest fic on this list lmao.)
also honorable mentions to north star and it's the principle of the thing, which are the fics that i write when i'm not feeling like writing a Big Complicated Interlock-y project, so if you wanna read something of mine that will (uh, someday) be updated and is still in progress, that would be where to go right now until the what you make sequel shows up! north star is essentially a (mostly) scooby genfic that's set in season six where willow resurrects jenny to prove herself to giles, and it deals with the fallout of that. it's the principle of the thing is a super trope-y fic about giles and jenny getting green card married in the middle of season one because that's what you do when your workplace enemy might have to leave :) you propose marriage so he can't :) it's normal :) she's normal :) she's fine :) do not look her in the eye
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the intro post for this blog, hello :)
My name's Novaris, nice to meet you
20 years old
Nonbinary, he/they/it pronouns (don't call me it unless we've had a conversation lol)
Asexual, aromantic, nblm / mlm
In a relationship, not interested in dms beyond friend requests
Side blog, main has a very different vibe lol. Won't say what the url is but if you find this blog because of notif spam, you'll know what my main blog is lol
Recently disabled, still dealing with what that means to me so some posts will be about that
My taste varies but mostly I'm a guy adjacent who likes guys and guy adjacents. If you see me reblogging lesbian / sapphic content, mind your business lol
Main tag: #beanie cat nyas. Main venting tag: #beanie cat talks to himself. A good number of posts written by me will have both so know that if you decide to blog the venting tag altogether.
Feel free to send me asks, anons, dms etc I like attention but I am in a relationship, I'm not looking for anything serious here. basic guidelines
Things to check before you send me asks/anons
Welcome to my blog, hope you have fun here. Beware that I go on reblog sprees sometimes lol
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shiroganeryo · 1 year
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Now and then, I have this habit of taking some time to reminisce about things. I’m one of those people who tend to stick to old favorites, staying passionate about said things even if I don’t actively engage with the fandom anymore; they’ll always have a place in my heart and I think of these things I love on a regular basis.
One of these things is the VocaUTAU fandom, which I interacted with a lot back in the day as Ritsu Namine’s RPer here on Tumblr. 
Ritsu still is my favorite virtual singer of all - I still listen to many of the songs and covers - it’s amazing to see how far the character and his voice provider have come; and it’s tons of fun to remember all the moments I had interpreting him and doing my own PV projects (despite being terrible at tuning USTs!), fanarts and even going as far as to do cosplay.
These are definitely happy memories that I cherish. And when I’m going through hard times, I tend to think about such things.
This was my first post in Ritsu’s blog; 12 years ago! It’s truly amusing to revisit all the posts and even cringe at myself a little thanks to my own immaturity (and slightly incorrect English) in both IC and OOC. Many of those posts were rather chaotic... 
Though I still quite like how I interpreted him back in the day, ahaha.
I still feel like Ritsu is part of me, the petty, child-like and somewhat stubborn part of me. He also was my very first experience with an openly queer character and I feel like that helped broaden my horizons and understand things better as well; though I already was pretty aware I was sapphic, the concept of gender was a somewhat late reveal!
Looking back now, it makes a lot of sense why it felt so comfortable to interpret him.
I lost the access to Ritsu’s account as the email it used was deleted by Outlook due to inactivity, and Tumblr had the amazing idea of not giving people an alternative to log back into their accounts after the data leak that forced users to change their password - something that required the email originally linked to the blog in question.
The old URL I had before changing to ritsu73, namineritsu, is linked in the old RP HQ blog. See that Namine Ritsu? It was me! I don’t know who’s the current owner of that URL, though.
As for the current URL, ritsu73... I’ve been holding it as a sideblog of mine, since Tumblr adds a “-blog” to the URL of blogs that’ve gone inactive - as you can see on my posts linked in this small text. I probably won’t do anything with it, but I can’t seem to let it go due to my attachment to the blog and the memories I have thanks to it.
If you have read until now, thank you so much for your attention! I don’t know if you have come across Ritsu’s blog in the past when it was active 12 years ago, or if you happened to find some post while searching or if you hadn’t even heard of it until now...
...but still, it’s really nice of you to stay and read through my long, reminiscing babbling. I appreciate it, truly. 
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rainofaugustsith · 2 years
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Blogger Interview
Thank you so much to @cinlat and @jeswii for tagging me in this - I am sorry it took so long to do, but it was fun! Tagging, let's see, @verbose-vespertine @tishinada @itstheelvenjedi NO PRESSURE.
Why did you choose your url?
It's from my Ao3 account name which was made first. August - I actually don't remember why. Rain - well, I like the rain and I could not think of anything else. For Tumblr I added Sith at the end because my main is an Old Republic Sith (not to be confused with a post-Darth Bane Sith) and because 'rainofaugust' was actually taken.
Any sideblogs?
I have Rain Plays SWTOR, which is a player guide to the Star Wars: The Old Republic game I played for years. I wanted to make a guide that would explain some of the things I found confusing when I first played, give some helpful tips, and break down content to make it more playable for people. I especially liked concentrating on parts of the game that were considered group content and showing solo players how to get through it.
I stopped playing SWTOR when 7.0 hit, although to be honest I'd been, overall, unhappy with the story since the end of KOTFE. Having said that I've left the sideblog up because a lot of what I wrote might still help those playing the game.
How long have you been on tumblr?
Since 2017.
Why did you originally start your blog?
I started it because I noticed there were a lot of sapphic/wlw fans of Star Wars here, and one doesn't really find that elsewhere too much.
Why did you choose your icon?
It's artwork that was made by the wonderful of my main, Viri. It's such a lovely picture of her, and I thought it was perfect for an icon.
Why did you choose your header?
It's from my favorite part of my favorite flashpoint in SWTOR - A Traitor Among the Chiss. It's a little too long, and when it was released it was far too tedious, but aside from that I feel that the Copero flashpoint represents everything SWTOR could have been. It's got absolutely beautiful, detailed design that you could spend hours exploring - a city with little alleys you can explore; stunning scenery; a flashpoint that includes puzzles and not just 'destroy it all' gameplay; really good decorations and armor as drops; and even a transition from day to night. This scene is toward the end, where the PC ascends a staircase in some ancient ruins at twilight. It's such a beautiful backdrop that I always stopped to admire it during the flashpoint.
What is your post with the most notes?
There's one with like 10K notes, and it's about Diana Serra Cary, who was the last surviving silent film star. I wrote it few days after she died. That one still shows up in my reblogs now and then. There's another where I was talking about cultural appropriation of Jewish ritual items and the Hebrew alphabet in various media that has a few thousand reblogs.
How many mutuals do you have?
I actually don't know.
How many followers do you have?
Right now 329 I think?
How many blogs do you follow?
211.
Have you ever made a shitpost?
Not intentionally.
How many times do you use tumblr a day?
I more or less have it open in the background for messages and such, even if I'm not actively on the site.
Have you ever fought another blog?
Not really. A few of the fandom sheriffs and Lana Hate Club sorts have tried to start drama with me in the past, and in general my policy has been to block and add their names to my Tumblr filters immediately without engaging, or with a general warning. I don't owe them a debate, it's not really worth my time and attention to respond, and I'm not interested in the drama. I also am pretty proactive about blocking if I see someone being hateful on someone else's posts/relogs/comments because I don't need that nonsense here. If you want to act like a clown do it on your own time, not mine.
How do you feel about “need to reblog” posts?
It's a surefire way to get me not to reblog it. I'm not a fan of that sort of manipulation.
Do you like tag games?
I do, although I'm always anxious about tagging others. Like, is someone going to feel left out or not want the tag or…yeah.
Do you like ask games?
Yes, with the same caveat as above.
Which of your mutuals do you think are tumblr famous?
See this is one of those questions that I feel like I can't answer because again, will someone feel left out or not want to be mentioned, or what. I have some artists and writers on my mutuals list who are scary talented at what they do, and some have more recognition/followers than others - but for all of them, I really love it when their work pops up on my dash.
Do you have a crush on a mutual?
I'm demisexual. Crushes aren't really a thing. I've met some awesome friends here, though.
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queercodedwizard · 3 years
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i just want to be a cute dark academia boy and a princess running through a castle and a non-binary witch living in the woods is that too much to ask
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idmakeitbehave · 3 years
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fluff #66 pls. i love your writing so much!!!
Exchanging Secrets
66. “I'm pretty sure your mom hates me.”
Word count: 1113 (whoops) // gn!reader
A/N: thank you love, this one was so fun to write!!! We love Diana (also I’m in love with ur url)
“Where are we going?”
Spencer drummed his fingers against the steering wheel, letting out a quiet hum in lieu of a response.
“Spence?” you asked, noticing the nervous way he fidgeted. Despite the case being over and you all having a free day and a half in Vegas, he hadn’t seemed to relax and you couldn’t quite pinpoint why.
After a few more seconds of silence, Spencer finally spoke. “I thought that maybe we… we could go visit my mom.” You didn’t respond, and he glanced over to see you staring at him with wide eyes. “Or not. We don’t—we don’t have to. It was a stupid idea, sorry.”
“No, no,” you said in a rush. “I would love to! I’m just surprised is all.”
Spencer shot you an almost shy smile. “I figured it was about time.”
That quiet admittance was almost too much to bear. He had told you about his mother, of course he had, but you honestly hadn’t known how much she even knew about you. You had wanted to meet her for so long, but that self-doubt still tugged at you. “What if she doesn’t like me?”
He let out a scoff, raising an eyebrow at you. “She’s going to love you.”
*
Diana sat quietly in the corner of the recreation room, swaying in the rocking chair, her gaze directed out the window. She smiled slightly to herself as a dove flew by and landed on a nearby tree branch.
Spencer stood across the room watching for a moment, bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet. He stopped when he felt your hand on his. “Spence, it’s okay.” You arched an eyebrow. “I thought I was supposed to be the nervous one.”
He let out a shaky laugh and nodded. You squeezed his hand again as you made your way towards Diana.
“Mom?” he called out softly.
She turned around immediately, the confusion on her face melting into recognition. “Oh, Spencer,” she said. “My Spencer.”
“Hi, Mom.”
You watched the exchange wordlessly, the pure joy in Spencer’s eyes pulling at your heartstrings. It was simple to see the love they had for one another just from their brilliant smiles.
“Spencer, what are you doing here?”
Spencer squatted down next to her. “I wanted to see you.”
“I saw a dove today—that means luck. I didn’t know that that luck would be you.” She leaned forward, studying his face. “You look happy.”
“Mom.” He glanced at you. “There’s someone I want you to meet. This is Y/N.”
Diana looked up at you for the first time, her grin only growing wider. “Hello, Y/N.”
You gave a little wave, almost instantly chastising yourself for your awkwardness. “Hello, Mrs. Reid. It’s so great to meet you.”
“Please, call me Diana.”
*
“I'm pretty sure your mom hates me.”
“What?” Spencer squeaked out. “No, she doesn’t.”
You leveled your gaze at him. “I spilled the tea all over and I dropped the cookies and—and I’m an entire disaster.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Oh, yeah?” It came out as almost a hiss under your breath. “Then why am I getting the third degree? I can’t go back in there.”
Spencer laughed quietly, wrapping an arm around you and pulling you close. “You’re reading far too much into things. She just wants to get to know you, she likes asking questions.”
You let out a huff of air, sinking into his embrace. After another moment, you nodded. “Okay, let’s go.”
“You sure?”
You nodded again. “But you hold the tea this time.”
Spencer pressed a kiss to your cheek. “Okay, dear.”
*
Spencer was right—it was all in your head. It shouldn’t have surprised you, he always seemed to be right.
Once you had finally relaxed, the conversation flowed easily. The three of you spent hours sitting in the recreation room, Diana telling you stories about Spencer’s childhood.
“Spencer, do you remember when I told you the story of Andromeda and Perseus?” Diana turned towards you. “I finished the story and he said, ‘Mom, that doesn’t make any sense. There’s no such thing as sea monsters.’ And I told him, ‘Spencer, it’s just a myth. It’s a story about love.’ And you know what he said to me?”
You laughed, shaking your head.
“He said to me, ‘Myths are supposed to explain natural events or justify religious beliefs. What does some guy rescuing a girl from a sea monster have to do with any of that?’ Can you believe that? He was ten.” Diana chuckled, her smile beaming.
You couldn’t help but stifle a giggle as a flush creeped up Spencer’s face. “Mom,” he said with an almost whine. “You’re embarrassing me.”
“Oh shush, Spence.” You shook your head, taking his hand in yours. “I could listen to this all day.”
“Spencer was such a special kid,” Diana continued. “Still is. If it was up to his father he would have had a house full of brothers and sisters. But I always said why mess with perfection?”
Spencer choked back a mortified snort, dropping his head back against his chair.
You turned towards him with wide, amused eyes. “Spencer, you didn’t tell me your mother was a genius too.”
*
Spencer left the room with promises of returning soon with a stack of books from the car. As soon as he disappeared around the corner, Diana turned to you and leaned in close. “Can I tell you a secret?” she whispered, a gleam in her eyes.
You were startled by her question, but you nodded. The nerves from before rose back to the surface along with the sinking feeling that she was going to tell you something that you didn’t want to hear. “Of course.”
“You’re good for Spencer. I can tell these kinds of things. A mother knows.” She tapped her temple with her index finger, a wise smile flashing on her face. “I’ve never seen him this happy.”
It felt like your heart might explode out of your chest at her words. You couldn’t control the grin that tugged at your lips as you leaned in towards Diana in return. You whispered, “Can I tell you a secret, too?”
She nodded eagerly. “Of course.”
“I’m going to spend the rest of my life with your son.”
*
“Not as bad as you thought, right?” Spencer asked, his eyes searching yours as though he was looking for approval.
You shook your head vehemently, grinning so widely that your cheeks ached. “Spence, I love your mother. Love, love, love.”
He tugged you into a hug, pulling you nearly out of your seat and into his. “Good,” he said, laughing softly and pressing a kiss to your cheek. “Because I love, love, love you.”
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*janice ian from mean girls voice* 2020... how do I even being to explain 2020? quite a shit year but besties, y'all made it bearable! here's a lil thing I wanted to make to express my gratitude! i love you 💘💘💘
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@larryiswhatilivefor if i start explaining how much love you and how thankful i am to you, we’re gonna be here for the rest of eternity. but i’m gonna try summing it up in a couple sentences. im so lucky to have you in my life??? u make my life so bright and light!!! i am always thinking about you, always wondering what you’re doing and if you’re smiling. i’m so fucking lucky to call u my soulmate, my louis to my harry, my jimin to my taehyung 🥺 i love you so so so much 💘 hopefully i can come visit you in 2021 and know what being in your arms feels like 💖 i love u
@chupahojadee hi mortal enemy 👅 wanna meet in the parking lot of McD, fight and make out afterwards? deeeeeee, I love you so much. you’re such a huge inspiration to me. you’re incredibly strong and you love people with such intensity, it makes me feel so safe. i never have to worry about any kind of judgement when talking to you. never afraid to make mistakes because i know i’ll always be loved. i love you so so much and so thankful to you. 💗💗💗
@sapphichalo helloooo baby!!!!! i miss you so much!! i miss ft’ing with you and chas soooo much. ugh i wish we weren’t so busy 😩 can’t wait to move to our island and be sapphic as hell and live happily ever after 💕💕 i love you so much!! hope you’re doing well and happy new year!!!!!!
@hotgirlhannibal hiiii (gayly) sab 🌸🌸🌸 i love seeing you on my dash so much! you’re so cool and funny ? iconic, me thinks 😎 it’s always comforting to see you on my dash! i hope you’re doing well and happy new year!!!! 💖💖💖
chas, olivia and tris!! ilysm you’re the loveliest angels 🍒 this gc is the best thing that ever happened to me. you’re my comfort, you’re my happiness, you’re my home. you’ve given me everything i’ve ever wanted. you made me realise how pure love can be. how loving can make one strong. you make me strong. i miss you all so so so much. you are the greatest loves of my life.
desi gays gc
@finelinedwalls oshiiiiiii we're besties bc of zayn and my stalking tendencies and I think it's beautiful!!!! the fact that we have so many shared interests between us!!!!! AHHHH!!!!! ultimate stan-brain-rot-besites <3 if not you, who would listen to me yell about hq!!!! about bts!!!! i love you so much and I'm manifesting a year of decolonization for both of us ✨✨✨ happy new year!!!! 💓💓💓
@alwayysyou hello aditi !!! ahh I'm so glad I hunted down your blog and sent you that text! you're so cool and fun and ahhh such a great person. it was really fun making that discord server with you even if none of us use it! we share a mutual love for organization and I stan you so hard for that!!! here's to hoping a fun filled 2021 where we make more memories together 💘 happy new year!!!! 💗💗💗
@amateurd18 amiiiiii hello!!!! ahhh I'm so glad you were able to join the mess that is desi gays! I'm so glad that we know each other!!!! you're so cool and so patient, ahh so much to learn from you 💓 I hope we can get to know each other better in 2021 and make more memories!!!! happy new year! 🥰🥰
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@everythingoes - taylor 🥺 my first supporter ever !!!! i was so shook when you rb'd my gifset and been constantly in awe of you since then! you're so cool and talented and so kind! i love your gifs so much and I miss you immensely!!! i hope you're doing great and that you have a lovely new year 💘💘💘 thank you for all the love !!!
@magicjin - al 😭😭😭 I can't even begin this without wanting to sob!!!! i love you SO much????? you're THE coolest person I've ever known! the artistry!!!! the kindness!!!! the person that you are????? I'm in awe and also a little bit (a lot, actually) in love with you. your edits... your gifs... the talent? unmatched. your love???? your kindness??? UNMATCHED. thank you jungkook bwl lover shirt 🙏🏼 I found one of my favourite people ever bc of that shirt !!!!! i absolutely love how bwl is our song. i love you so so so much 💗hope you have the nicest new year ✨✨✨
@bimbojoon - saraaaaa my fav desimyyyy <333 it's an honour to match urls and love joon with you!!!! i always try to find desi people on here and ahhh im so glad I found you!!! i love how easy it was to talk to you!!!! i love you so much!!! and I hope you have the bestest new year, a new year to make the love you have for joon bloom even brighter 💗💗💗💗
@userjiminie rafa!!!!!! bestie <3333 love you so much? i love that I found you and started talking you so quick! you're so fun to talk to! i love how we just ranted to each other about a dumb thing? that honestly bought me so much comfort! I'm so so so glad that I met you!!!! also your edits????? your gifs????? THEYRE SO STUNNING!!!! you're SO SO talented omg !!!!!! and so so cool !!! i have so much love for you!!! 💗💗💗 I wish you a lovely new year's ✨
@sugacutie - andy 🥺 how !!!! can !!! i !!! even !!! being !!! to !!! explain !!! how !!! fond !!! my !!! heart !!! gets !!! when !!! i !!! think !!! about !!! you!!! you're the sweetest person ever omg. thank you so much for hosting secret santa! it was so fun sending messages to my secret receiver (?) and ahhhh the fact that we just started talking about bts!!!!! ahhh you're so lovely and easy to talk to! thank you so much for the playlist! I'm gonna treasure it forever 💗 I hope you're doing well and hope you have a great new year's day!
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@citrusgal - saaaaammm!!!!! my fav citrus gal <33 we have no interests in common except for social justice and loving pretty things and yet we work!!!!! you're so cool and you're always doing something really sick! i love you 💕💕💕 I hope you have the bestest new year!!!!
treasured mutuals 💗
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mercuriallatina · 3 years
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in case something happens to me.......
okay, so i have to share this because i'm starting to feel so unsafe that i've began the process of starting a google doc with all this shit to keep in case something were to happen to me in my real life.
!!!!this is about a man who has been stalking me and pretending to be a lesbian woman from multiple accounts (despite me blocking and clocking every new account) over the course of a year. some of the language i expose can get sexual and sexually violent, so if this is something that may trigger you, please do what you got to do for your mental health including not reading this post past this point!!!!
it first started when i posted to a sapphic blog on here to find other sapphic people. ( @sapphicseekingsapphic - they are aware of this and have been helpful with getting the word out)
how it started: in short, i received a message from "Emily", a 22, lesbian girl living in San Francisco. i hadn't really ever dealt with a catfish before, so i felt overly safe and talked to this account. a lot. we exchanged snap info and talked there too, and we even exchanged nude photos and videos. i talk more about it in length in the post linked to the words of this paragraph but be warned for sexual content. this is the post all about the Emily catfish.
the confession: here is where they randomly came clean about being a catfish to me on litha last year.
this might be the most important part of the whole post: their snapchat username was "baalnayak", and they use it for other socials as well. i had someone compare the ip addresses, and it lines up. (but also.. since revealing the ip address part, they started using something to hide theirs) i 100% suggest preemptively blocking them everywhere possible. don't confront, don't interact. block.
the continued catfishing: over the course of this past year, they have made so many accounts to repeatedly not do this to just me, but sapphic people in general, despite some of us making it adamantly clear we realize what is going on and demanding it to stop. (i'll have a list of all the accounts they've used toward the end.)
**a very short break from this shit ensues for maybe four or so months**
the return:- after the emily aka the electicalbuzz account confessed to being a catfish to me and i brought it to the public attention, they deactivated. disappeared? no. because they were using all these other accounts, but i'm sure they thought it was so discreet. HOWEVER, last month, they had the audacity to make an account called "eclecticalbuzz" (clever, huh?) and literally message me again as someone else despite it being obvious as fuck that it was them. a lot of it was i had changed my url in the few months they left me the fuck alone, and so when they returned, they didn't realize i was me.
other people coming forward: obviously, i updated my previous posts and got the word out, including messaging sapphicseekingsapphic. because of this, a few other people came forward with the same stories and helped spread the word about their new urls on here. i am thankful for them, but i will not be the one telling you all who these other victims are. if they want to reveal who they are, they can, but i am not about to put other people in potentially dangerous situations. some of them have already publicly made it known who they are, but i find no need to reiterate their identities.
this shit continues: so in just the past month, i have been messaged by this person on maybe four or five new accounts. there are very, very, VERY specific things this person does on all their accounts that constitute the glaring red flags. these specific things, the weird timing, and confirmed ip addresses of the earlier accounts are all the confirmation i need. i will not be publicly listing off their habitual red flags because they probably are reading this right now, and i don't need them to be self-aware in that sense.
here are the list of urls and social media handles that they have used!!! any active urls that have not been confirmed are not listed:
electicalbuzz (deactivated) (tumblr)
eclecticalbuzz (deactivated) (tumblr)
flowers-of-gay (tumblr)
theforestriver (deactivated) (tumblr)
ninacef (tumblr)
bugzation (tumblr)
johnvalent1no (deactivated) (tumblr)
sarahhh902 (snapchat)
baalnayak (snapchat)
**there are quite a few active accounts i am highly suspicious of but have yet to confirm, so they are not on the list... yet.
alright, this is it for now. if you read all of this or helped in any other way, THANK YOU. if you have any new or even just corroborating information about ANY of this, send me a private message if you're comfortable.
signal boost this if you feel okay to do so, and stay safe.
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flyingfanatic · 3 years
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CHECK IN TAG
I got tagged by @sapphic-zoe and @danceswithwlfs thanks folks
Why did you choose your url?
kind of a play on a racehorse called Flying Dahlia who was a mare who competed with and beat the boys :)
any side blogs? if you have them: name them and why you have them
no side, everything here
How long have you been on tumblr?
uh... over a decade. hmm.
do you have a queue tag?
nope, but I do use the queue a lot
why did you start your blog in the first place?
originally to dive into the fuffy/btvs fandom
why did you choose your icon?
FAITHY. first character that got me into shipping and fandom
why did you choose your header?
i don’t think I’ve got one...how do you drive this thing? I’m too old for fancy
how many mutuals do you have?
81 wtf
How many followers do you have?
427
How many people do you follow?
239
Have you ever made a shit post?
shitty posts, sure. shit post? don’t think so
how often do you use tumblr each day?
2-3 times on average
did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?
nah I mostly just do my thing
How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?
need to like a hole in the head
do you like tag games?
yeah they’re a neat way to get to know folks.
do you like ask games?
the sillier ones, and the ones about people’s creative stuff
which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
idk about famous but they are all amazeballs
do you have a crush on a mutual?
nah although they are all wonderful people
Tagging: @yourcandleonthewater @see-you-around-kiddo @nostalgicpixies @ehekic @sadgirlindiemusic @caitsyoi @shknofftherust
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ezrisdax-archive · 4 years
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b7 + texted the wrong person (feel free to also combine it with a group chat AU) for the sapphic september bingo!
also here on ao3 for my sapphic september bingo card~
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September 1st 2376, 18:54
[ace pilot changed the group name to party bus]
you wouldn't like me when I'm angry: tom why?
Tuvok: Captain, permission to transfer.
sad clarinet noises: we're in the delta quadrant? where are you transferring to??
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: permission denied
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: you're suffering alongside me tuvok
Tuvok: Captain at least change your name here.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: no.
  September 1st 2376, 21:12
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m bored, meet me at the holodeck
Seven of Nine: If you feel you have insufficient work I can provide some more. I believe the warp drive coils need to be looked at.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: my warp coils are fine and don’t touch them.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I meant to message harry
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry:  you guys just both start with ‘s’ and I wasn’t paying attention.
Seven of Nine: Ah, I am a victim of you impulsiveness then.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lighten up seven, it’s just a mistake. even you can make those.
Seven of Nine: Have you found flaws in my work?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: in the work no.
Seven of Nine: You took seventeen minutes to answer, I assume you were going over my work.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I was trying to be tactful for once. you could learn how yourself.
Seven of Nine: You meant to say something else then?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: learn to read between the lines, seven.
September 1st 2376, 22:24
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: I find it difficult to discern the tone in these chats.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: now who’s taking too long to respond.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: okay I get it.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: look just assume most of us have a second meaning behind what we type.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ve learned it’s easier to just get that most people don’t mean what they say the way they say it.
Seven of Nine: That could have been written at once.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson two:
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: learning to text.
 September 2nd 2376, 07:40
[party bus]
ace pilot changed their name to captain proton
captain proton: you can all call me captain, it’s okay
sad clarinet noises changed their name to mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet
captain proton: seriously harry? you were supposed to change it to buster kincaid
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: why do I always have to be the sidekick, tom?
captain proton: okay that’s captain first of all
Seven of Nine: I believe no one will refer to you with that title.
Seven of Nine: Nor is anyone interested in your juvenile holodeck adventures within this chat.
captain proton: wow rude, seven
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: hang on, Seven did you just text twice?
captain proton: oh no seven’s been infected again, @virtuoso you online yet?
virtuoso: I am always online, Lieutenant, benefits of being a holoprogram.
Seven of Nine: I am functioning at peak performance.
Seven of Nine: I was merely informed by Lieutenant Torres that this is how humans communicate.
captain proton: you’re listening to b’elanna?? you never listened when harry and I tried to teach you to use this chat.
Seven of Nine: Lesson six:
Seven of Nine: “Never listen to Tom and Harry.”
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: that’s probably for the best but @you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, rude
chakot-eyyyyyy: I truly taught b’elanna the right lessons in life.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url is online
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tom believe me when I say I’m the only captain allowed in this chat.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url changed captain proton’s name to demoted™
demoted™ permission changed
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet changed their name to buste(d) kincaid
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is online
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: savage
great talaxian bake off: breakfast is ready everyone, for today I’ve got a selection of human and hanonian delicacies, with the substation of leola roots of course but don’t worry I’m certain you won’t be able to tell the difference. why I’ll bet if I hadn’t said a word you’d never even know.
great talaxian bake off: except that I did just tell you then.
great talaxian bake off: oops.
Tuvok is offline
 September 2nd 2376, 09:44
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: not bad seven
Seven of Nine: I am not certain I should be seeking your approval.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and you ruined it
Seven of Nine: I take that to be sarcasm?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you can take it however you like
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: are you not coming to breakfast?
Seven of Nine: I have already taken my meal.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no people watching to learn how to socialize today?
Seven of Nine: I believe you were against me doing that.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no I didn’t like you doing it to me
Seven of Nine: You were a fascinating subject.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you say the nicest things
Seven of Nine: I did not mean to insult you with that.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no I know that now.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just get down here and socialize already
Seven of Nine: Very well.
 September 2nd 2376, 19:32
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: meet me in the holodeck in ten
Seven of Nine: I believe Ensign Kim is on duty right now.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah which is why that message was for you
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: What is the activity we will be doing?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: sparring >:)
Seven of Nine: Very well.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson eighteen:
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just say ‘okay’
Seven of Nine: Very well.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I know that one was on purpose.
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: well played seven
  September 2nd 2376, 22:17
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t say anything
Seven of Nine: This conversation was initiated by you.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up
Seven of Nine: I am uncertain what you mean.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh you know exactly what I mean
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t think I don’t know you play the ‘pretend not to know social cues’ on purpose when it suits you
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll win the next round seven don’t you worry
Seven of Nine: I was not concerned.
Seven of Nine: Except perhaps for your shoulder.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up
Seven of Nine: Is this to be a regular event then?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: depends
Seven of Nine: On what?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: did you enjoy it?
Seven of Nine: It was not bad.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yes or no seven
Seven of Nine: The experience is repeatable
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ugh, yes or no seven?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: if you don’t want to spend time with me don’t worry I won’t take offense to that
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: guess that answers it
  September 2nd 2376, 23:48
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: Yes.
Seven of Nine: I would like to spend more time with you.
Seven of Nine is offline
 September 3rd 2376, 06:27
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: come down for breakfast then
Seven of Nine: You are up early.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you said you were taking breakfast earlier than us
Seven of Nine: I shall acquire coffee then.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I didn’t think you drank that
Seven of Nine: I do not enjoy it.
Seven of Nine: You however do.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just with a little milk
Seven of Nine: I am aware.
Seven of Nine: I noticed you drinking it as such during the time I was observing you.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that’s….weirdly sweet seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: stalker
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll get you some nutritional supplements
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: even typing that sounds gross
Seven of Nine: I prefer it to the current food choices.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: actually looking at what neelix made this morning I can’t blame you
Seven of Nine: Then will you be picking one up for yourself?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hell no
 September 3rd 2376, 08:29
[buste(d) kincaid >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
buste(d) kincaid: did you eat breakfast with seven this morning?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: what about it?
buste(d) kincaid: texting her a lot too
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: get to the point Starfleet
buste(d) kincaid: 👀
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: go look elsewhere
buste(d) kincaid: I’m just saying
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe I just get that it’s not easy to understand a ship full of humans all the time when you feel like something else
buste(d) kincaid: b’elanna
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t
buste(d) kincaid: all right. I’ll drop it for now.
buste(d) kincaid: but if you need romantic music playing during your dates I know a great clarinetist
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: there’s someone else on this ship who plays?
buste(d) kincaid: ouch
 September 3rd 2376, 08:42
[party bus]
demoted™: can I get permission to change my name again?
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: no.
demoted™: @Tuvok c’mon, you’ve got admin rights on here too, right?
Tuvok is offline
buste(d) kincaid changed their name to I stan 1 (one) Vulcan
demoted™: shut up harry
  September 3rd 2376, 09:32
[betting pool]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I want to change my bet to this fourth week this month
demoted™: hey insider knowledge is cheating
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I can’t read all of a sudden
chakot-eyyyyyy: change of timeframe noted
great talaxian bake off: oh do you know something mr kim?
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: maybe. maybe not.
chakot-eyyyyyyy: by the way captain, I changed the roster a little
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: putting seven and b’elanna on the same shift all week is also cheating @chakot-eyyyyyyy
chakot-eyyyyyyy: you did it last week
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: I can’t read all of a sudden
virtuoso: is there an epidemic going on I need to know about? Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we’re fine, doctor. don’t worry about it.
virtuoso: very well. Seven appeared to be in good spirits this morning.
chakot-eyyyyyyy: she and b’elanna were seen leaving the mess hall together
chakot-eyyyyyyy: arguing, but it’s progress
great talaxian bake off: they did seem quite close while they were eating. a shame I couldn’t convince seven to try my new oatmeal, much better than those nutritional supplements she keeps eating.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we’ll get them there yet
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: put me down for first week of next month
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: I’ll hedge my bets
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: now everyone get back to work
demoted™: @chakot-eyyyyyyy, you have admin rights, right?
chakot-eyyyyyyy is offline
 September 4th 2376, 21:38
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: does everyone seem to be watching us more lately?
Seven of Nine: It would appear so.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll question harry what that’s about
Seven of Nine: I do not enjoy the scrutiny.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: well now you know how I felt
Seven of Nine: Noted.
Seven of Nine: Apologies.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hang on, I’m screenshotting this.
Seven of Nine: I will delete this thread from both our padds.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: good luck hacking mine
Seven of Nine: I have considerable more patience to try.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and I’m a damn good engineer and you know it
Seven of Nine: You have a considerable skill there.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: wow and an apology and a compliment
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: damn maybe tom and harry were right and you are compromised
Seven of Nine: I am not suffering from any internal or external conditions
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: doubt
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: your not bad at your job either seven
Seven of Nine: *You’re
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I take it back
Seven of Nine: I have already committed it to memory.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: dammit seven
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: STOP DOING THAT
  September 6th 2376, 06:45
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: You are late.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: sorry, we had an emergency in engineering last night and they woke me up
Seven of Nine: Did you requite assistance?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe later
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s all set now
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: vorik caught the mistake made in time
Seven of Nine: I presume it was not your own.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no, it was just one of my staff
Seven of Nine: Should I speak to them?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t terrorize my staff seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that’s my job
Seven of Nine: Your coffee is cold, I am ordering you a new one.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I don’t have any replicator credits left for this week
Seven of Nine: I am using mine
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: thanks
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I have to head straight to engineering, carrey just pinged
Seven of Nine: I will meet you there.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seriously don’t terrorize my staff
  September 6th 2376, 15:47
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hey you texted first this morning
Seven of Nine: Should I not have?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no no, I was just surprised
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: I will endeavor to do so more often.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you do that
Seven of Nine: Sarcasm?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe not this time
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: My attention is required in astrometrics, I shall see you tonight at the holodeck.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: make it dinner
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: to make up for breakfast
Seven of Nine: I will see you then.
  September 8th 2376, 17:39
[betting pool]
great talaxian bake off: they arrived at dinner together!
  September 8th 2376, 17:42
[I stan 1 (one) Vulcan >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: 👀
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t say anything
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: 👀👀👀
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is offline
  September 9th 2376, 08:53
[party bus]
demoted™: @Tuvok, c’mon!
Tuvok is offline
demoted™: @chakot-eyyyyyy
chakot-eyyyyyy is offline
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: lol
 September 9th 2376, 12:00
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: What is the importance of celebrating someone’s birthday?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s just showing them you were glad they were born
Seven of Nine: It often appears to be an excuse for celebration for that sake of it.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that too.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: but mostly the first thing
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s just nice to know people care about that enough
Seven of Nine: Another important human lesson?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m the last person you should really ask for those
Seven of Nine: I find your information on them to be enlightening.
Seven of Nine: You have a different perspective I find easier to understand.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: us outsiders have to stick together, hunh?
Seven of Nine: Indeed.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: then meet me for lunch. I’ll save you some cake.
Seven of Nine: I do not require cake.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven
Seven of Nine: I shall be there shortly.
  September 11th 2376, 16:08
[Seven of Nine >> I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url]
Seven of Nine: Captain, I have a personal inquiry.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: oh?
Seven of Nine: What is the conclusion to draw in enjoying someone’s company.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: could be a lot of things seven
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: friendship, romance, anything in between
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: There is no logical conclusion then.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: do you want to talk about it more?
Seven of Nine: I find myself drawn towards someone. I am uncertain what this means.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: how do you feel about them compared to let’s say…the Doctor
Seven of Nine: Ah.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: ah? You’re typically more succinct seven
Seven of Nine: I have to go.
Seven of Nine is offline
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: good luck seven
  September 11th 2376, 17:21
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: I will be unable to attend dinner or the holodeck tonight.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ?? everything okay?
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven?
  September 12th 2376, 06:29
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you going to stand me up for breakfast too?
  September 13th 2376, 10:58
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I need your input on the latest dilithium crystal chamber designs.
Seven of Nine: I have sent Ensign Kim your way.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: fine
  September 13th 2376, 20:47
[I stan 1 (one) Vulcan >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: b’elanna?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t
  September 14th 2376, 09:18
[I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url >> Seven of Nine]
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: you still have to be able to work with her seven
Seven of Nine: I shall endeavor to do so.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: what happened?
Seven of Nine: I made a mistake.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: caring isn’t a mistake seven
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: it’s the human in all of us
Seven of Nine: I did not wish to be human.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: neither did any of us
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we are anyway
Seven of Nine: I will speak to her.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: good because I was about to make it captain’s orders
  September 14th 2376, 09:34
[party bus]
demoted™: this isn’t even funny anymore
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: disagree
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: disagree
chakot-eyyyyyy: disagree
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: the people have spoken
Tuvok: It has improved crew moral.
demoted™: tuvok?!?!
Tuvok is offline
   September 15th 2376, 07:37
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: I wish to apologize.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I don’t care
Seven of Nine: I attempted to speak to you at breakfast.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you’re lucky I didn’t shove that coffee in your face, seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: also saying you wish to apologize isn’t an apology
Seven of Nine: I am sorry.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: good for you
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is offline
  September 15th 2376, 16:29
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> I stan 1 (one) Vulcan]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: was this you?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: [img: cake]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: no? can I have some?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: help me figure this out and maybe
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I’ll ask around
  September 15th 2376, 16:33
[betting pool]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: hey anyone leave b’elanna cake?
great talaxian bake off: :ooooooooo
great talaxian bake off: seven asked to use my kitchen earlier today. she didn’t let me see what she was making though, or ask much for my help.
demoted™: the plot thickens
  September 15th 2376, 20:47
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: did you leave me cake?
Seven of Nine: Yes.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: why?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: is this another apology?
Seven of Nine: I was informed that people celebrate others birthdays as an appreciate for the other being alive.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: my birthday is tomorrow
Seven of Nine: I did not wish to distract you from celebrating with ones you cared about.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I see
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: stop moping seven, come to my damn party that tom keeps saying he’s not throwing
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: thanks for the cake
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m not mad anymore
Seven of Nine: Your username is incorrect.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ??
Seven of Nine: I still like you even when you are angry.
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: what is that supposed to mean?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: dammit seven
  September 16th 2376, 06:26
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: Happy birthday.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: bring coffee
Seven of Nine: As you’d like.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and that better come with an explanation.
Seven of Nine: If you’d like.
Seven of Nine: I dealt with my feelings poorly. I could not understand them and they confused me.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: they do that
Seven of Nine: After examination however I would prefer you in my life knowing the truth and that my actions were unfair to you.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and the truth is?
Seven of Nine: I have feelings for you that are not just of friendship.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hunh.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: bring me a kiss too
Seven of Nine: You are taking this better than predicted.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m unpredictable seven, keep up
Seven of Nine: That would be an oxymoron.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: your an oxymoron
Seven of Nine: *You’re
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just get over here seven
Seven is offline
  September 16th 2376, 07:04
[betting pool]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: pay up
demoted™: this isn’t fair
chakot-eyyyyyy: actually harry someone beat you by having the third week of this month
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: what?! who?
chakot-eyyyyyy: tuvok
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: tuvok?!
demoted™: tuvok?!
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tuvok?!
great talaxian bake off: :o mr vulcan?
virtuoso: this simply can’t be right commander
Tuvok: I believe I was ordered to participate in this by you Captain.
Tuvok: It was simply logical.
Tuvok is offline
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan changed their name to the absolute betrayal
   September 16th 2376, 13:17
[party bus]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: who started the betting pool? which one of you was it?
the absolute betrayal: tom
chakot-eyyyyyy: tom
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tom
virtuoso: Lieutenant Paris
great talaxian bake off: mr paris
the absolute betrayal: who told?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: tuvok just handed me a bunch of replicator ration credits and told me where they came from
the absolute betrayal: well happy birthday?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: blocked
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: @demoted™ I want to talk
demoted™ is offline
  September 16th 2376, 17:41
[a collective of two]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: there, now we have our own chat away from the traitors
Seven of Nine: Was that not just our private messages anyway?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I can’t believe they did this!
Seven of Nine: It would seem in line with previous actions. You yourself have taken part in such betting pools.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: not the point
Seven of Nine: I see
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: come over
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I want a few more birthday presents from you.
Seven of Nine: That is an innuendo.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you’re taking the fun out of flirting
Seven of Nine: Apologies.
Seven of Nine: I will be over when my shift finishes to make amends.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I could get used to this.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hey seven
Seven of Nine: Yes?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: for the record I like you too
Seven of Nine: I have committed it to memory.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you better have
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t worry, it’ll just be the two of us for dinner and you don’t have to come to the party afterwards
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I know crowds aren’t your thing
Seven of Nine: I will adapt.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: the point is you don’t always have to
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ve got your back either way
Seven of Nine: I appreciate the sentiment.
Seven of Nine: I am surprised by the title you have chosen for this chat.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah well
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: so long as it’s an ex-borg turns out it’s not so bad
Seven of Nine: I see.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson twenty
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: pick something to say other than that too
Seven of Nine: How many more lessons are there?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: who knows. I’m still learning them too.
Seven of Nine: Then we shall learn them together.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah we will
Seven of Nine: I am off shift. I shall see you soon.
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: see you soon
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lesbianklance · 3 years
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I got so confused for a minute when I tried to open your blog and it gave me what I think might have been your main, but then I found the verizacxa blog (we stan the sapphic poly ships of the Voltron fandom) and then you came back anyway to lesbianklance which is an icon 😉
Also I give you some headcanons about Verizacxa:
Veronica and Rizavi didn't know each other well before the Galra invaded Earth
But Rizavi felt herself falling in that scene where Veronica comes and verbally slays James Griffin and says she should drive
Then Veronica claims shotgun and they sit next to each other for this whole journey
And she is highkey panicking because pretty girl what are words
And then Veronica asks what it's like piloting the MFEs
And they start talking and Rizavi likes her more with every second that passes
Veronica thinks she's the cutest girl she's ever met and she loves how upbeat and spunky she is
And then Rizavi asks if she wanted to be a pilot ever and she says no, that was her brother
And the response is 'Lance, right? You must be really worried about him up there. I always liked him, we were friendly. I mean, he was kind of friendly with everyone so that's not saying much'
Veronica asks if Lance ever flirted with her because how could he not be attracted to this gorgeous girl
And Rizavi oh-so-casually drops the fact that she's a lesbian
Anyway, she's more crushed than she expected when they think Veronica died
And when she returns she literally jumps into her arms
So of course Veronica's siblings, who witnessed this, tease her about her 'girlfriend' whenever she gets a chance
And they help her realise she is actually head-over-heels for Rizavi
Meanwhile, Rizavi is gushing about Veronica a whole lot to her poor fellow MFEs, who have varying reactions (Kinkade is the emotional support, Griffin not-so-subtly hypes her up in front of Veronica and Leifsdottir just outright states that Rizavi thinks she's amazing)
Veronica is clued in by this point so she asks Rizavi out right after a mission briefing one day
Rizavi is kind of distracted for the whole mission
And then... and then they meet Acxa after the battle with Sendak
And they first see her sparring with Keith, where she kicks his ass
Veronica: Who... exactly... is that girl over there?
Rizavi: No offence babe, but I have never seen anyone that badass
Veronica: None taken I was thinking the same thing
Lance: Who, Acxa? She's basically Keith's adopted sister who helped us on our way home. It's complicated
And then the girls make it their mission to make Acxa feel welcome at the Garrison
They introduce her to ice cream and trips to the beach and shopping
And Acxa doesn't know what to do with all this attention because nobody has ever been so affectionate towards her and she half expects them to have something they want from her
But on the Atlas, when they keep doing it, they tell her they don't care she's Galra, or what she did in her past
She's here now, and that's what matters
Long story short, Acxa falls hard for both of them but feels guilty about it because she can't damage their relationship (Galra are typically monogamous so the idea of a poly relationship didn't cross her mind at first)
Whereas Veronica and Rizavi are like:
Rizavi: Acxa is a hell of a catch
Veronica: Yeah she is
Rizavi: So we agree we'd both love to date her?
Veronica: Yep
Rizavi: Great!
But Acxa doesn't want to ruin their relationship so she's started pulling away from them
And eventually they have to track her down and ask what's wrong
And she doesn't know what to say so she just tells them the truth
And instead of them leaving her she gets two wonderful new girlfriends
(When they tell Keith and Lance, Lance crows 'Pay up!' at Keith because he knew it would happen soon - his sister is like that - and Keith thought Acxa was like him and would repress it for years)
-🎯 anon
omg yes i love this so much that moment with veronica and rizavi where she told her to drive??? spectacular i loved it i was like yes sapphics i can get behind this
THESE HCS ARE SO GOOD I LOVE THEMA DJHSNSBWND
thank you for this content<3
also yes it was my personal (well this is actually my main akdhsnhsn) but i changed the urls nack cause lesbianklance is too iconic
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