#but hes MARRIED!!!!!

[whoevenknowsdude]

Percy: This seems dangerous.

Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—

Percy: I meant for the people

Grover: Oh.

Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it

#homeboy is 24 and carting around the old married couple that is 12 year old percabeth #I love it when he gets badass #humans suck save the animals #I would die for him actually #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #grover underwood #Percy Jackson and the olympians

[astrhae]

Can I watch?

GOOD OMENS S2E5 + some underrated Crowley shots

#crowley yelling at the demons because he once led a legion of his own #him wearing a turtleneck in the bookshop #vs him rolling up this episode with a more proper shirt #and him saying LET THERE BE LIGHT to gabriel #there was so much loaded into this episode #he went to heaven once in s1 and now AGAIN for aziraphale #crowley really was very married this episode #i needed to make random gifs #for personal reasons #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #goodomensedit #my edits

[camembri]

you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.

#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it #type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro #zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem #and ofc he just rolls with it #they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other #pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides #dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out #legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece #sanzo #zoro

[hualianschild]

love how he finally resigned to the fact that his crush is weird THAT'S A GREEN FLAG RIGHT THERE

#oh he got the how to get maomao to marry me formula #i need a jinshi in my life too please #jinshi #maomao #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto

[pigdemonart]

Oops 😬

Just some thoughts after watching the movie heheh. Nothing here is a spoiler though! Its mostly just Bowser’s demeanor HAHA

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#mareach #bowser #mario #princess peach #smb #super mario bros #things that give my life joy: when peach asked mario to marry her he probably said some shit like okie-dokie #also bowser not knowing how to impress a girl all the way to adulthood #my art #comic #also im reading bowser with jack blacks voice now and it — kills me (positive)

[mashpotatoe]

#i know hes married but let me have this #reigen arataka #mob psycho 100 #STOP CORRECTING ME ON THE MATCHES. I GET IT

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny wasn't sure what to do. Was this legal? He knew the bats were part of the Justice League and whatnot but surely they can't just pick him up off the street after he got into a brawl with some creeps trying to mug him!

Sure, Nightwing had jumped down to help and Danny, still in his living form with its crappy human vision, thought he was another mugger because of the dark and attacked him too.

Now he's sitting in the back seat of the batmobile with his hands in wierd bat handcuffs.

Was everything these guys owned bat themed? Yeah his parents put there last name in all the titles of their inventions but they had a brand to sell so it was excusable. Batman however, is clearly living out his bat shaped dreams. Usually Danny was all for the furrys doing thier thing, one of his best friends was a proud furry and Danny 100% supported him, but there was a line you don't cross and tall dark and fuzzy crossed it when he kidnaped one 14 year old Danny Fenton.

He couldn't Go Ghost right in front of Batman and Nightwing but he could use the one thing his mom made him take with him everywhere since he was a little boy.

His panic button.

It was powered by ectoplasm and could get through signal jammer with no problem. If he pressed the button his parents would drop everything to come save him. They made sure to put little sirens and flashing lights in thier own hazmat suits to make sure they didn't accidentally miss it. Sure they looked hilarious the few times he had seen it go off in his life but it was highly effective.

So he pushed the button and his parents were charging torward them in record time, the GAV playing chicken with the freaking batmobile. Suddenly his mothers voice came from the panic button, "Are you in the front of back, sweetie?"

"I, uh." He stuttered, looking up at the shocked face of Nightwing before answering, "The back."

"Perfect." He mother said darkly.

A trio of high mechanical whines filled the air and Danny didn't need to look through the windshield to know the buzz saws were out.

----

Bruce just wanted to know why Danny Fenton, youngest of the Fenton Family and son of Jack Fenton and Madeline Walker, two people whose marriage brokered peace between thier prospective mafia syndicate families, was doing in Gotham beating up low level thugs.

He was not expecting overprotective mad scientist parents.

#dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #let danny and Jazz be the unknowing heirs to mafia families please #it would be so funny #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #nightwing #bruce wayne #dick grayson #i chose maddies maiden name based on the fannon that shes related to Warden Walker #the thought that Warden Walkers family would either become or marry into a crime family when hes so...him...is hysterical to me #danny in the back seat: My mommy can beat up your daddy >:3 #danny is the ultimate little shit here

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

#just you and me and me and you just us and our friend Grover :) #he IS a third wheel. however he’s a very appreciated 3rd wheel who is never left out of anything except make out sessions. #he comes on 90% of their dates and would probably come on all of them but he’s Busy :( #and also he exasperatedly tells them that a date should probably include only the people dating. he’s tired of watching them make out okay. #like he’s genuinely happy for them but for the love of PAN. he is RIGHT HERE. #they both smack his ass as they do each others and like to pretend to break up with each other to date him. they flirt with him sometimes. #there are no romantic feelings involved on either side. annabeth and Percy just think they’re hilarious #when they get married they’ll probably end up marrying him too tbh. even just spiritually. he probably lives with them #percabeth #pjo #grover underwood #annabeth chase #Percy Jackson

[marzipanandminutiae]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

YOU'RE TELLING ME

THE TITLE CARD FROM CINDERELLA (1950) EXPLICITLY SAYS IT'S BASED ON THE PERRAULT VERSION OF THE STORY???

WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED ALL THE SANCTIMONIOUS EDGELORDS SMARMING ABOUT HOW "well Disney toned it down; the One True Grimms' Original akschully has blood and no fairy and feet getting cut up, so there" IF THEY HAD JUST

BOTHERED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOVIE AND THEN GOOGLE "PERRAULT CINDERELLA???"

excuse me I need to go scream into a pillow

(I'm not saying Ashenputtel isn't possibly older as a folktale than its 1812 publication date in the Grimms' book, but Perrault's version was published in the 1690s. so...)

#fairytales #folktales #cinderella #disney #charles perrault #the brothers grimm #and if you're obsessed with originality. the earliest recorded version of the story is like a paragraph long and completely bloodless #'there was a lovely courtesan. an eagle carried one of her sandals to Pharaoh. he used it to find her and married her. The End." #(Rhodopis if you want to look it up)

[gauloiseblue]

This is Price. You can't change my mind

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #john price x reader #price x reader #captain price #price cod #idk where this came from #i found it on pinterest #anyway #imagine marrying retired price and all he does is getting you pregnant. like. nothing else matter........

[strawlessandbraless]

How I met your Father 💚 💙

#destiel #supernatural #spn #I love when Dean gets stabby #he’s such a flirt #valentines day #they’re in love your honor #castiel #dean winchester #destiel wedding #destiel parallels #deancas #misha collins #jensen ackles #they’re married #spn crack #valentines #spn scripts #destiel anniversary #spn screencaps #jack kline #profound bond #14x06 #spn 14x06 #spn 4x01 #4x01 #destiel canon #text post #spn text post #supernatural text post

[erabu-san]

ERHM.... Sethos 🥰

#my art #genshin impact #sethos #sethos genshin impact #his design is literally evil cyno /pos #and he looks like claude from fe3h (aka the man i marry 3times in my playthrought) #the long hair had me.

[spirkbitch]

i love spock with cats just like everyone and i don’t know how much y’all know about cat body language but i felt this would be important to share

this cat is extremely happy (understandable), she’s slow blinking (sign that she’s content/comfortable) and even making biscuits a little bit (the way she clenched her paws like she’s kneading, another sign of comfort/that she trusts the person she’s with)

and i can’t find any other clips but you can tell the whole episode that the cat actor is just so excited to be there

anyways that wasn’t really important i just think it’s nice

#star trek #star trek tos #tos spirk #tos #tos spock #spock #leonard nimoy #this scene makes me so happy #every time there’s animals spock is trying to hide how much he loves them #when spirk gets married jim gets spock a cat #that’s canon i just decided #i seriously can’t stop giggling at this gif #it’s so cute he looks so serious petting the kitty #and the cat is just absolutely vibing #i bet she was purring too #i love cats so much #and i love spock so much #this is perfect #my heart feels full when i look at this #me spock

[laniidae-passerine]

fantastic mr fox says something about fatherhood that’s batshit insane and I don’t think the movie actually knows it’s saying it. it just takes you by the shoulders and makes you look square in its eyes and goes “some men should never have been fathers. they are. and they love their children deeply. and they try so very hard. but that doesn’t mean they should have been fathers.” and then just gets up and leaves you with that like you’re meant to be okay afterward

#I LOVE YOU BUT I SHOULDN’T HAVE MARRIED YOU #fantastic mr fox #he’s a good dad! but maybe he shouldn’t have been a dad at all

[sidsinning]

IM SCREAMING HE DID NOT JUST

ADAM TAKE THE L HOLY FUCK

#hazbin hotel #SWEETIE SHORT KING LUCI KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A LADY FELLAS TAKE NOTES #WENT FROM DAD TO DADDY HERE #IM CRYYING THE X2 CUCKERY OF HEAVEN #DEFINITELY ANOTHER REASON WHY HE WAS FALLEN HE TEMPTED NOT JUST 1 BUT 2 MARRIED WOMEN AWAY FROM THEIR HUSBANDS #THE SAME HUSBAND #IM CRYING X2 #lucifer morningstar #He is top 2 fighting against alastor as my fav rn #hazbin hotel spoilers #the show must go on #sidrabbles