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tinseltownie · 2 months
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Interviewer: Lando what are you gonna do in the race tomo?
Lando: idk jump the start
Lando: actually jumps the the start
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gunsatthaphan · 8 months
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🐮🇨🇭.
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weepinglilvessel · 6 months
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Same anon who mentioned that sig resembles king dice here, after watching tangled as a part of my Disney movie binge night I decided to go on tumblr and I couldn’t help but notice suns’a new design reminds me an awful lot of mother Gothel for some reason (still looks great but just something I noticed)
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Imma go sit in the corner and cry bro NOOOOO
NUUUU!!! Guess Suns is Mother Gothel now, I will never unsee this for the life of me(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 11 months
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Eclipse: So um…you guys know how I made myself a boyfriend?
Moon: Yes, obviously.
Eclipse: Soooooo, I made three other prototypes and all of them recently came online without me trying.
Moon, wheezing: So you accidentally made yourself four boyfriends instead of one.
Eclipse: Moon, please don’t laugh at me.
Moon: So was this actually a mistake or just you making it come off as a mistake?
Eclipse: Of course it was a mistake! You think I purposely made four of these fuckers!?
Moon: Oh, so you get four times the attention in bed by mistake, sure I believe you.
Eclipse, squeaking: Shut up!
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gijane-7702 · 1 year
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From Twitter:
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slythereen · 2 months
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if fred were a real lecfosi he’d tell carlos to hit the brakes
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revenantghost · 8 months
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The sheer amount of people that have reblogged my bookclub posts, others' bookclub posts, and even posts from @trigunbookclub directly and have added on tags like, "Oh god I'm not even participating but they've reached [x], huh" for the entirety of the run of Trimax so far (and probably for the rest of the volumes, too) is the funniest thing to me
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bad-cos-ideas · 3 months
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new creature that the spec of is exclusive to One (1) randomly chosen person
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I'm watching ep1 of The Brothers Sun
I love how the dude is baking cakes and watching Great British Bake off 😂 (killers have hobbies too)
Love how the Triad people are wearing sequins
Oh noooo the old guy is dead!
Oh no he isn't he's just in a coma
Ohhhh and he's the main dude's dad
Oooooooooooo his mom's the key to power?! Fuck yeah! Michelle Yeoh is amazing
Fast and furious energy with that fast car( is it the the main guy's brother?)
What a mood that he's actually an Uber driver😂
I hope those girls gave him a good tip since they got sick in his car
I have the same alarm tone😂😂
MICHELLE! (I wonder if the footage on the TV is of Michelle's panda that she adopted)
Wait
Is she a nurse? 😂
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she's so proud of her baby🥺
My mom also makes me text her when I get to school 😂
Love how she's just like 'go get smart'🥺
Bruce is painfully relatable with his awkward thumbs up flirting
Bruce: *pulls crumbled up dollars from his pocket and pushes it towards the lady* How much education would this buy me?
Lady: 'there's 7 dollars here.'
Poor Bruce, he spent his tuition money on improv classes 😂
'Dude, I am not a criminal!' nah but your family is😂
The way he's trying to justify selling drugs is so funny yet relatable in how college is so freaking expensive
Love that the main guy is happily getting some pastries 😂
Oh no he's just led the bad guy's to his Mama's house 🥺
Is no one even home?😂 He looks like he's been preparing himself the whole flight over😂 Awkward
Awww, he's seeing all the pictures of his mom having fun with his brother 🥺
Oop now he's fighting
DUDE HAVE YOU NO RESPECT THAT'S HIS MAMA'S HOUSE?!
Me: *makes notes* get ✍️ electric ✍️ fly✍️swatter - Oooooooooooo ✍️and a pineapple ✍️
The way that he's pausing to smoke and give the guy a cigarette 😂
Ooof, that was yucky🫣👀( the dude literally pulled his hard through the knife)
I'd make a joke about how pepper spray is not really that effective when your house is broken into and there's a lot of violence that have taken place, but it's Michelle yo so she makes it an insanely deadly weapon
Michelle: 'Bruce' wrong son, don't worry Bruce is fine selling some drugs
Love that her first words to her eldest kid is 'who's this?'
He brought pastries, he's a good son😂
She insulted his beard 😂 and is making him clean up
Dude used the good knife to fight? Disrespectful 😂
Love how they're just cooking while a dead dude is there😂
'not soft, sensitive'😂
Michelle: 'he thinks his father is a gambler and you're an Antarctica working with penguins'
Brother: 'fuck'
DUDE YOUR MAMA MADE YOU FOOD YOU SHOULD EAT IT
Wait, I feel like the club is the same one Bruce is at😂
Bruce, you should've logged into the guy's network just for giggles 😂
Bruce is such a mood
Bruce, in a room of sketchy people who are probably killers: "Hello sir nice to meet you, I'm Bruce."
Oh May is totally a killer
And I kinda love her
Oooooo it is the same club!!!
Bruce: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME DRUGS?! I'M NOT A COP!" Relatable
Ooooooooo Bruce is trying to sell his brother snow/pearl/nose candy/disco biscuit 😂
Oof, Charles got tasered
Poor Bruce is so confused 😂
Love that their grandmother carries a taser 😂
"I could prove it by killing all of you. Or you could just check my ID."😂
May is fangirling😂
Love that she's like: 'sometimes family's are fucked up'
Bruce: 'wait, dad's rich? And I'm driving for Lyft?!' what a mood
Poor Bruce is so scared 😂
Charles: "Bruce, do me a favor, don't tell Mom." :)
Bruce: 'WhAt?' :(
Boom shockaloca
Bruce: "We can't come in here looking like this! Mom's gonna freak!"
Charles, barely able to stand and covered in blood: "I found Bruce, he's safe"
Meanwhile, their mom is in the kitchen in an apron, shower cap and getting ready to cut up a body: "Charles go get changed. We gotta get rid of the body. Bruce, go to bed. You got a test tomorrow." She's got her priorities straight, that's for sure
The way the brothers looked at each other as their mom starts drilling into the bad guy😂
This show is a comedy truly
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thecultstuff · 9 months
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vader is losing the idgaf war when it comes to obi-wan
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beetlebulbish · 20 days
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theres a most influential yaoi poll happening over on twitter. davekat AND narusaru are about to be eliminated first round, this is hilarious.
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kairithemang0 · 26 days
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So every year my Grandpa becomes the most chaotic man alive and brings everyone together for an Easter Egg hunt
It’s not a normal person Easter egg hunt, no no no. He has hidden them inside loads of bread, in the salad, the inside of the inside of the inside of coat pockets (they have too many fancy coats), hell he froze an egg in a block to ice once and we needed to drop it to get the egg out
So this year his evil plan was going to be to put it INSIDE THE GOD DAMN LASAGNA
My grandma said no, because she loves her lasagna, but yeah this is what I put up with
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*ford cruller voice* razzzzputin
You think Ford would do this randomly while projecting in his head? Just to mess around with him?
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missbaycj · 1 year
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Well, who said that Andor is always serious? Here’s the comedic duo, the lost boy and the dumb follower.. (but hey, we got our first “shit” from them)
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aero-dienamics · 10 months
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hii i love your genloss fics so so much they are literally one the best fics i’ve ever read so if you ever make any more i would read the shit out of them because your writing is just amazing <3 (/nf btw)
ARGGG YOURE SO NICE THANK YOU
FUCK FINE
genloss part 3 is now in the making just for you anonie
Expect it to come out before the end of July maybe early August bc I have no idea what to do for it
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millennial-star-gazer · 11 months
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@genavere @petri808 @acidrain1698
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