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smellslikebot · 1 year
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dang that's a really deep-fried badgers... it makes me wonder if there are people who don't realize that old flash animations were actually presented in a lossless format/looked super crisp in their original context and that all the crustiness in videos of them comes from being converted/compressed multiple times
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a-big-chicken-nerd · 2 months
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aw man, i did not miss this place!!!
yeah, this place is the WORST!! .. alright i have no idea where we are
in the never realm.... the ice emperors palace !!!
YOUU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED for competitionn
zane! why! are you pretending to be the ice emperor again!!!
yeah!! quit being a weirdo and knock this off!!!!
you are in error! that is not me
wHAT??? HOW yOure the ICE EMperor
cleeeearly not right now -_-
..... . point taken
NINJA ARE SAID TO HAVE MANY VIRTUES. you will engage in a joust to determine JUST what those are
cant we just juggle?? or something??? jays a pretty good ventriliquist
no im not?????
SHH im trying to lie our way out of this!!!!
the lie about my ventriliquism skills is EASILY disprovable!!!! and besides you shouldnt lie anyway
well since when did you become mr truth fanatic
EACH OF YOU will joust one of my ice samurai . withOUT the use of dragon flight. if both of you win!!! i will free your friends, and allow you to go frough this portal to find your master wu. if you lose....... >:] i will turn you into frozen statues.. for all eternity!!!!
so thats a . no. on the juggling
ENOUGH!! prepare for battle
....... BEGIN!!!!!
(insert jousting noises here)
the victor is kai >:|
YEAH!!!!
if you win this next joust, you gain your freedom AND the portal
no pressure!!
BEGIN!!!!
(insert more jousting here)
great work jay
i was knocked off too, they couldnt see it!!
shhshd dont bring that up!! as far as anyone knows we won FAIRLY!!
you have bested my warriors in an HONEST. JOUST. they will pay the price for their defeat >:[
WAIT!!!
what are you doing!!!!!
no innocents should suffer because of lies!!! i was also knocked off my steed... i did not win
(sighs of disappointment)
(slow impressed clapping)
no... you are inDEED the victor. i was aware you were knocked off . but this was not a test of JOUSTING skill!!!!! it was a test.... of honestayy
nice work jay O_O
your master wu needs your help. go now..... go to his aid
come on everyone lets go
i still think the ventriliquism wouldve worked
ventriliquism..... hmm yeah goes without saying
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rainworldyuri · 8 months
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Helllooooo rainworld Fandom!! Behold my Saint & Enot/Inv designs :3 I'm pretty proud of them!
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Stuff i thought about: (kind of spoilers under here I realize!! Some for Saint's campaign ending I think Xp)
Saint's patterns were based on angels, and Inv/Enot I drew based on devils oooo o_O (those are little devil wing patterns on their sides!) bc I thought that hmm they're kinda opposites aren't they :0? (With Saint ascending stuff but Inv/Enot still doing lots of the five natural urges o_o)
Some personal hcs there too :3 they might change but for now my slug's 'nouns r these :p
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ambrosiagoldfish · 7 months
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Hello! Would I be able to request edric blight x m!reader. Maybe a small fix about edric asking reader to grom. Thank you in advance
A/n: I had a really fun Time writing this!! It’s a lot longer than a “small fic” but I hope that’s ok, if you would want to see another fic at some point with them actually going to Grom, I’d love to write that as well! Also please tell me if i misspelled anything. Thank you for requesting!! O_O
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Word count: 2489
Edric Blight x Male reader
TW/ None! But there is Edric being a little self deprecating!
Grom Jitters
This couldn't be happening…
This CAN’T be happening! As much as he would like to complain about it, Edric only had himself to blame. “What for?” you may be asking. Well, Starting a few days ago Edric, may or may not have let it slip to Emira and Amity that he, may or may not have a big fat crush on you. He wasn't the best at hiding secrets, especially from his sisters, but he thought he could at the very least keep this one. 
But of course, he couldn't, as soon as his sisters started talking about who they were going with to Grom, his mind immediately started to wander to you. He started thinking about the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you like, how you patiently listened to him talk, and the times you brought him snacks, even though he didn't ask for them.
He knew he had a silly crush before but he didn't realize how much he actually liked you. How much he wants you to be there with him, dance with him… just have fun with him.
“I want to go with Y/n” Edric sighs, it takes him a second before he even realizes he said it out loud. His back quickly went straight, he really hoped they didn't hear him but it was clearly written on their faces. The room was quiet for what felt like an eternity, but it couldn't have been more than a few seconds. But then it happened, the hurricane of questions began to be flung at him.
“Y/n?!” They both scream
“When are you gonna ask Him?” Amity asks,
“No offense but Y/n is way out of your league,” Emira says bluntly
“Rude, but… true. And I'm not going to ask Him! And even if I did, I doubt He'd want to go with me.  He probably has a date already too.” Edric says as he slumps back into his chair, hands covering his face,  excuse after excuse leaving his lips. 
“Hey, don't talk like that Ed, from what I’ve been told by Luz and him, He doesn't have one yet.” Amity reassures him, He slowly moves his hands from his face, before looking away to the corner of the room.
“Well even if that's true, I think he would just laugh at me for even asking him that.” Edic grips his hair lightly just imagining the embarrassing thought.
“OK Ed, now you're just being ridiculous, you know he wouldn’t do that!” Emira says, nudging his shoulder a bit. They were right, Y/n wouldn't do that, He is far too nice to ever dream of doing that to someone. 
“Come on Ed, you might as well try! The worst he can say is no.” Amity once again reassures. Edric Looks back at his sisters, they clearly won't take no for an answer. 
“Ugh… Fine.” He stretches his words then leans back up in his chair, “So… How do I ask him?
The girls thought for a moment
“You could write them a poem?” Amity thinks out loud
“No, the last time I did that I got stood up” 
“To be fair, you did accidentally send it to their mom” Emira snickered as Edric’s face flushed a bright red.
“How about you… bake him something? I baked Luz a Fairy pie when I had a crush on her.” Amity lists more ideas
“Hmm,  I do get good grades in the Potions track, surely baking couldn't be too different,” Edric thought  “Ok, Baking it is!” 
“Ok then, so with that settled, we will help you bake and you will ask him the day before Grom!” Emria Said clapping her hands.
3 days later
“OK Ed, I had Luz ask Y/n what his favorite flavor of cookies is, and she also gave us a recipe she memorized from the human realm, so surely this should suffice.” Amity began laying stuff on the counter “I had to get the ingredients myself as Luz is busy occupying Y/n all day.”
“Wait, Where’s Emira?” Edric asked
“Oh, she's out grabbing some last-minute things for us, she'll be back soon.”
“Alright then, Time to make the best cookies Y/n would ever try!” And with that Amity and Edric began to work.
Amity set the oven to preheat as Edric sat out the supplies they needed, then Amity began to read the ingredients and Edric put them in,
“Then after the vanilla, butter, and sugar is mixed well add in flour, salt, and-” Amity stopped.
“And what?” Edric asked, confused but then Amity carried on.
“-and Baking soda, Now, I couldn't find “Baking Soda”  but I did find this regular soda in the night market, but I doubt there will be much difference,” Amity said closing the written recipe and placing it on the counter
“How much did the recipe say to add in?” Edric asked
“The note didn't say how much, hmm will just add one can just to be safe.” 
With that, they poured the soda into the cookie mix and stirred it until ready, 
“That should do it,” Edric said, wiping the sweat from his forehead. “Time for it to go into the oven for…10 minutes and we can let them cool.”
As they are waiting for the cookies to bake, Emira comes through the door holding something behind her back.
“Hey, how's the cookies going? I got the stuff you wanted, Mittens” Emira says, handing Amity a bouquet of red flowers. Edric forgot the name of the flowers but he knows they are pretty common amongst couples on the boiling isles.
“What are those for?” Edric asks
“Ed, Surely you can't be that dense right?” Emira says a slight chuckle escaping her lips at her twins' oblivious nature.
“I had Emira fetch you some flowers for Y/n. According to Willow, these were Y/n’s favorites when she showed him her flower collection.” Amity said, wrapping a ribbon around the bouquet to complete it.
*Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep*
“Ah, looks like the cookies are done,” Amity said putting on an oven mitt and opening the door to see…”Um… Ed, we have a little bit of a problem”
“What? What's wrong?!” Ed walks in a hurry to the oven to see the issue.
Where what should have been “the best cookies Y/n would ever try” was a cookie tray filled with melting, liquid, cookie(?) mix. Amity quickly took them out of the oven and placed them on the stove. 
“Uh no! What happened?! It should have turned out good.” Edric almost yelled before sinking to the floor of the kitchen.
“I'm sorry Ed. Maybe the cookies weren't meant to happen, we still have the flowers.” Emira said, sitting next to her twin and patting him on the shoulder. 
“But I really wanted to give Y/n something before I asked him. He deserves more than just flowers.” Edric put his hand in his hand.
Everything was quiet for a moment until Amity let out a noise as if she had an idea. She slowly walked over to the tray filled with melting cookie mix and picked it up.
“What are you doing Mittens?” Emira asked 
Without answering Amity walked over to the freezer and put the tray in. 
“If I'm right, you may still have something to give Y/n,” Amity said 
“What do you mean Mittens, you saw them, there is no fixing that” Edric felt like crying, of course, it has to be him who always fails to get dates because HE can't do anything right. First with that poem now this. Everything is a disaster. 
“Just go get ready and Emira and I will handle it”
“But i don't have anything-”
“Ed, trust us ok?” Amity cut him off
Edric nodded his head and made his way to his room to get ready.
After he got ready, mainly just taking a shower and making his concealment stone make him look how he wanted,, he heard Emira call him down,
“Edric! It's almost time to ask Y/n come on down!” Emira yelled
He walked down the stairs and into the kitchen where Emira and Amity were. 
“Guys, I don't know if I can do this anymore. I don't have a good gift, and-” Edric was cut off by Emira sticking something sweet in his mouth.
“You were saying” Emira asks i smile on her face
“I was saying-'' Edric tried to continue but the taste of whatever was in his mouth tasted delicious.``What was that?” He asked
“Our “Cookie” mix disaster” Amity said handing him another one
“What?! These can't be them, they don't even look like cookies and they definitely do aren’t melted like last time.” Edric wasn't believing it
‘Yeah, I definitely wouldn't call them “cookies” now,  it's more of a taffy or fudge now.” Amity says, handing a piece to Emira. 
“But how?-” He was cut off again.
“After I figured out that the mix clearly wasn't gonna bake, I decided to put them in the freezer to see if it would solidify” Amity explained 
“And if you look at them, I'd say she did a pretty good job, right Ed?” She cracked a smile
Edric ran up to his sisters and hugged them tight while saying more “thank you” than anyone could count.
“OK Ed, enough hugging, you'll be late for you to meet up with Y/n, Luz says she's almost out of ideas to keep him occupied,” Amity said with a slight laugh. ”We can take my staff and I can drop you off”
They then quickly put the Disaster “cookie” mix candy in a pretty thermos container (Also bought by Emira) to keep it cold and put the bouquet of flowers in Edric's bag and made their way to Y/n.
When they got there they saw Luz and Y/n hanging out on a bench by the park. Just seeing Y/n made Edric’s body hot, and he realized what kind of situation he's actually in. He is about to confess to his crush, with flowers and food. It's pretty cheesy when he actually thinks about it. 
But is he ready to do this? Some part of him thinks it may be a dream ‘This couldn't be happening, This CAN’T be happening’ he thought but he remembers everything everyone’s done for him just to have him do this. He wants to do this, he will do this. He can't keep hiding his feelings. 
After a few moments, they land and they walk over to where Luz and Y/n are sitting.
“Amity And E-Edric what a completely unexpected pair that I totally didn't know was coming! It's good to see you haha! Luz tries (and fails) to fake surprise. She then runs up to Amity and gives her a hug. “Hey Hermosa!” Edric walks over and sits next to Y/n
“Hey Edric, what are you and Amity doing here so late?” Y/n asks looking into Edric's eyes
“I umm-” he clears his throat ”-I could ask you the same Y/n” He replied giving a smile, Y/n laughs.
“Well uh, I actually don’t know,” Y/n rubbed the back of his head “Luz told me she ‘had something cool she wanted me to see’ but right after she kept telling me ‘But wait! I know an even more interesting thing’ and it just kinda went for a while hehe” Y/n explained
‘What a way to keep someone distracted’ Edric thought
“But if you want to know all the interesting things we saw, ask Luz 'cause there were way too many for me to keep track of, she should be talking to Amity over-” When Y/n went to point he saw… well nothing. Except for 2 people flying away on a staff.
“Talk to you later Y/n! Eda wants me to be back at the owl house so Amity is taking me home, byyyye!!” Luz shouts while waving bye in their direction.
“Looks like they ditched us,” Y/n laughed “but it's fine, it's getting pretty late is it?” Y/n Looked up at the sky, looking at the dim red of the evening.
“I could  walk you home if you want?” Edric asked hoping he’d say yes
“I’d love that,” Y/n smiled
Edric thought for a moment, if he didn't do it now he might not be able to on the way to y/n’s house. 
“Before we go… You wanna talk a bit?” Edric asks, trying not to sound too desperate.
“Course’ Ed, you know I like talking to you” Y/n laughed
Slowly but surely Edric began to build his confidence to ask him until finally he tried to blurt something out but was cut off.
“So about Grom, that's tomorrow, isn't it? Y/n asked, Edric only nodded “I completely forgot about it” Y/n laughed
“Are… Are you going? Edric asked 
“Hmm, I don't know,  I don't have anyone to go with, no one asked me yet.” Y/n replied his eyes looking up at the dimming sky, “I might not even go, considering I don't have a date,”
“If you had a... date, would you? Edric asked another question while slowly shuffling around.
“Yeah, but it'd have to be someone I truly care for and love,” Y/n said smiley, he then looked away from the sky and turned to look at Edric, “What about you Ed-” Y/n stopped seeing the sight in front of him, 
Edric Blight, on one knee, holding a box of candies and flowers in each hand, looking up at him,
“Y/n.. Will you please go to Grom with me? I've liked you a lot ever since I met you and I've been afraid of telling you how I feel, in fear that you’d hate me or something. But I'm asking you now.” Edric confesses
“Ed, I…” Y/n paused, shock written over his face. Edric began fearing the worst the longer Y/n took to answer. 
“You don't have to if you don't want to… We can just forget this ever happened-” Edric was cut off when Y/n bent down and gave him a kiss on the cheek, a warm blush covering his face.
“I would love to Edric,” Y/n finally gave his answer, 
“Really?!” Edric shot up, almost spilling the candy.
“Yes Ed, I want to go with you” Y/n laughed taking the candy and flowers from Edric before grabbing his hand to hold. “You want to walk me back Ed?
“Of course!” Edric replied swiftly
As they were walking, hand in hand, Y/n took a piece of candy out of the box and tried one
“Wow! These are amazing Edric! I've never had these before, How’d you make them?” Y/n said his eyes lighting up.
 Edric laughed, “It's a long story..”
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everybodyshusband · 6 months
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rulti ramble??
JESUS I LOVE YOU /p a phrase i never thought i'd say in my life ever but let's just roll with it !!!
okay okay so uhhhhh fuck where do i start ??!?!
i'm in the process of writing the second chapter of this fic which, if you're don't wanna read it, it's basically ftm rain dealing with dysphoria and then fucking swiss about it (to whom he is not yet out to, so uhhh... very bad idea on rain's part) which only makes him feel worse, and the whole thing ends with some mountrain softness <3
and the second chapter is 4600 words (so far, there's still a lot of story left to go O_O) of rulti hurt/comfort ft. a coming out scene and hopefully some very affirming and euphoric sex, haha :D
this was less of a ramble and more of a shameless self promo i am so sorry, but as compensation for having to sit thought that skdjfbsdkf have a little snippet :)
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“I do have one more question though,” Swiss admitted slowly.
Rain nodded. “Yeah? Go ahead.”
“Okay so, uh– Fuck, I’m gonna word this badly, I just know it,” he groaned.
“That’s okay. I don’t mind how you phrase it, just… Don’t be a dick, you know?”
Swiss chuckled. “Hmm, I think I can manage that,” he teased. “You’ve said you’re not a girl,” he started. “So, uh– What– What are you?”
Rain sighed in relief, that was a much more manageable question than what he’d been expecting. “I’m like Dew,” he said by way of explanation, hoping Swiss would be able to understand what he meant.
“So you’re a guy? Ghoul? …You know what I mean.”
“Yeah. Yeah, exactly.”
“Well,” Swiss began, eyes sparkling with mirth. “Is now a good time to say you’re the handsomest ghoul I’ve ever seen?”
Rain stared at the multi ghoul for a few seconds before both of them burst out laughing, all remaining tension broken. “You fucking flirt!” Rain chuckled, leaning further into Swiss’ hold. The multi ghoul squeezed him gently, pulling him closer to pepper soft kisses all over his face. Rain squirmed in his arms, pretending to object to the barrage of affection being directed his way.
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quitealotofsodapop · 7 months
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[Now I'm imagining a Judge Judy or Maury-esque trial over the custody/parentage of Sun Luzhen and the other SWKs vs their universes' respective Nuwa, Houtu and Fuxi.]
Goodness, that guy has to earn a LOT of overtime to deal with SWKs and the fams nonsense. Hope they invite him to family events too X)
[Reborn SWK/Smokey is the most furious since he has a whole complex over not having parents.]
I wanna write something funny, but all I can make up is the image of Reborn Nuwa shoving as much money and stuff as possible as Hush Money so that their connection stays a secret. I feel like that would make Smokey super-duper mad.
[Plum, realising that he probably shouldn't have said that: "The... the supreme goddess of the moon?" (o_o;) Other LEMs: "THE WHO?!?"]
Plum, poking head into the room with the SWKs: Sorry about that, but I think I broke your partners.
Damn, so Mac's also royalty! Although, how well known was that if he worked as PIFs attendant in the Celestial Realm?
...now I am curious how Babs and Gibs came to be...what's their lineage? And do they know of it?
[Different SWKs reactions ahoy!]
Hmm...how do the LEM's (and rest of the Pilgrims if they are around) feel about Luzhen? He has to quite literally rock their world with the revelations.
[He's used to sudden children by now.]
Peach, hearing Dasheng's footsteps in the house: Hey, bud, what's ahhh... *Sees that Dasheng has 10 kids, all hanging from his limbs...* Umm...
Dasheng: I walked by an orphanage...
Peach: Wow, your dad vibes are over 9000, huh?
Dasheng: What does that even mean?!
[heck yeah, I'm dad, not our neglectful creators.]
I am picturing Dasheng looking at either of the gods in question and going, "Oh look at that, the deadbeats are here. Have you brought the child support or do I have to boot you off my mountain again?"
[it's not his fault another him got made! And whats more he's furious at their creators for "allowing" another Stone Monkey to be born to face the same crisis/trials he did.]
You know, I once read that we grow up to be the person our younger selves would have felt the safest with. Paraphrased a bit, but the idea is there. They are two different people, but, maybe he can help heal his inner child in this way.
[His cub now, their creators can screw off!]
I have this image: One of the parents in question coming in hot to claim parental rights or something, only for Cherry, handling his Luzhen off to somebody to keep safe, to launch an attack so brutal and bloody Buddha took one look at the carnage and noped out of there, going like "Not even I am willing to fuck with that. Nope."
[They do have a little brain itch of what this could mean for them tho.]
Not the brain itch you or Shihou were having, but mine is itching with the question of...how would SWK and/or LEM handle a child with cognitive disabilities - like serious ones at that?
[Meanwhile Mac is just like; "He's a toddler. They all want to fight heaven."]
Well, he's not wrong. I am told as a small child I advocated for burning the government whenever the adults complained about something relating to politics. I was quite the anarchist.
[albeit one thats technically his uncle(?) he's not gonna worry about that part.]
I did one read a book where the middle-school-aged-MC had a two-year-old Baby Aunt. I also thought it was odd - but also one hell of a way to find out your parents/grandparents are still getting it on.
Gonna have to be my replies under Read more soon cus gotdang you really give me a lot to talk about! /positive :D
[Goodness, that guy has to earn a LOT of overtime to deal with SWKs and the fams nonsense. Hope they invite him to family events too X)]
SWK's lawyer def gets a yearly holiday card, and invites to family events. He's practically family after the first couple of scandals.
[I wanna write something funny, but all I can make up is the image of Reborn Nuwa shoving as much money and stuff as possible as Hush Money so that their connection stays a secret. I feel like that would make Smokey super-duper mad.]
F in chat to poor Smokey; who wanted a meaningful relationship/an apology from his creators and now only has worthless hush money, and a small son/brother(?) to take care of.
[Damn, so Mac's also royalty! Although, how well known was that if he worked as PIFs attendant in the Celestial Realm?]
The Celestial Realm recognised LMK!Mac as *belonging* to the supreme Mood Deity, but were unsure exactly how. He's a monkey after all, and Taiying is human (they think). Maybe he's her pet? Alchemy experiment gone wrong? Either way, he was a calming influence on the young and frustrated Princess Tieshan, so he was at least treated with the same respect as a lady-in-waiting - although not as much as humanoid celestial would be.
If the Celestial Realm knew the Six Eared Macaque was the child of the Supreme Moon Deity, then he might have had some weight to throw around the court - if Lady Taiying recognised him as such. Otherwise its another aspect they would have mocked him for - whats more to them than another illegitimate noble?
Also; Plum accidentally breaking all the other LEMs cus he didn't realise that they didn't know about their origins. XD
[…now I am curious how Babs and Gibs came to be…what's their lineage? And do they know of it?]
Odds are those two were created by separate star entities long before the modern earth even existed. Earth is were they spent their teenage/college years essentially before they retired to space. If they know of their origins, they don't care much.
Rest of replies under Read More!
[Hmm…how do the LEM's (and rest of the Pilgrims if they are around) feel about Luzhen?]
Most of the LEMs are shocked silent for the most part.
Plum/LMK!Mac: in particular a little annoyed but adoring that a tiny copy of Wukong has been dropped onto his lap. But hey, free baby is free baby. Will kill anything that dares to inflict any of SWK's trauma onto Luzhen.
Zhanshi/HiB!LEM: immediately goes full mom-mode on the infant monkey. Little guy needs a stable home after all! Hunting down his primordial in-laws for answers can wait... for now.
Liang/Reborn!LEM: is a little faster to accept Luzhen as their responsibility than Smokey, and helps to be the "softer" parent of the two. They def agree that the gods can screw off tho.
Olive/Netflix!LEM: is initially so freaked out that they don't want anything to do with Luzhen. But the moment the little guy reaches out for a hug... who is Olive to deny him? A bit colder, but is warming up fast. Is the one who holds Luzhen while Cherry fights the gods - like the infamous "Get his ass baby, I got your flower" except flower is baby.
Joker/NewGods!LEM: is already bouncing the kid on his knee. Its a shock but hey, its like how they got their MK. Little guy is stinking adorable too. Is also very mad at the gods for being so irresponsible. Probably gets really defensive when people ask if him and Ace are Luzhen's grandparents tho.
Spice/2000s!LEM: is scared. So very scared. Mostly out of worry. He's just coming to terms with his own creation/identity, and now there's a bonus Wukong?! What if the gods take Luzhen away!? He needs to sit down a bit. Takes him a while to see Luzhen as more than a extension of SWK, afterwards its more mentor and tudi vibes.
Meihouwang Mihou: is... still in shock. He reacted badly enough to Shihou's arrival, and now an entire infant version of Shihou needs food and parents to take care of him. Its overwhelming. And then Shihou approaches him for advice? On how to raise Luzhen? Oh gosh, maybe this was a sign from the gods. His ears are flooded with the sounds of wedding bells and laughing infants. This oz his and Shihou's baby now. Still asks the Elder monkeys for help tho, since he barely knows what to do more than Shihou does.
Lilac/Smash!LEM: is hesistant to get close. They feel that they can't just drop everything to raise a whole kid, not with their career quicky on the rise. Their Wukong is such a good caretaker tho, and Lilac feels a little guilty when they can't join in on family time. Def dedicates a song about "little falling stars" to Luzhen, and has frequent video calls when he's away. Vows to spoil the kid anytime they're together to make up for any time lost.
The other pilgrims are having bluescreen errors every time they try thinking about the ramifictions of multiple earth/creation gods pulling up to drop lore like that.
The Tripitakas are torn between "Oh its a blessing!" and "Oh sweet Buddha, theres two of them now." HiB!Liuer has already claimed his Luzhen as his little brother/fellow tudi.
You know the Zhu Bajie's are laughing their butts off once the shock wears off. Lots of child support jokes. Declares themselves the different Luzhens' uncles.
Sha Wujing is a little more... unsettled. Why did a bunch of gods just show up- oh sweet buddha they're Older Brother Sun's creators?! And theres' a little Sun now!? Reborn!SWJ def has a small breathing-into-a-paper-bag anixety attack. Afterwards though they feel a greater kinship, with their Luzhens and SWKs. After all, they feel "discarded" by the gods also.
[I am picturing Dasheng looking at either of the gods in question and going, "Oh look at that, the deadbeats are here. Have you brought the child support or do I have to boot you off my mountain again?"]
The idea of Dasheng looking the earth gods in the eye and calling them "deadbeats" is the most perfectly in-character thing for him ever. I love it.
[You know, I once read that we grow up to be the person our younger selves would have felt the safest with. Paraphrased a bit, but the idea is there. They are two different people, but, maybe he can help heal his inner child in this way.]
That is literally the most sweetest and heartbreaking thing. Smokey considers himself "broken", but Luzhen as "still good enough" to help. By being a good protector and influence, he secretly hopes to heal the scared child he once was. :']
Meanwhile, Netflix!SWK/Cherry is fighting any gods that dare threaten to take his mini-me away.
[how would SWK and/or LEM handle a child with cognitive disabilities - like serious ones at that?]
Honestly? Pretty ok. They know that people can be born "different" and have different hurdles to overcome. In the wild, macaques are known to pay extra attention to troop members with disabilities, and treat them kindly.
I hc MK as having adhd, which really affects his attention and short term memory, so Shadowpeach have been working with that for a long time. Wukong and Macaque themselves are very autistic-coded (which makes my autistic butt very happy), and would have a lot of insight to how the kid might be feeling.
If one of their kids has another serious cognitive impairment, like being non-verbal, they'll find a way to adapt to it. SWK 100% has learned both forms of CSL over the years, and does a refresher in prep for MK's arrival. Helps a lot when the more monkey-ish side of the kids means that they don't verbalize for a long time compared to human kids.
[one hell of a way to find out your parents/grandparents are still getting it on.]
MK had that crisis at age 19 when the Lunar Nodelets were on the way. Like when he found out it was at a high-stress moment so he barely had time ot process it; "We had just saved the world from the Lady Bone Demon and you two were...?! Ugh! I need to wash my brain out."
Nezha had a more firey reaction when he learned of the Eclipse Twins years prior. He didn't even know the monkeys did that stuff. He was uber-grossed out in an almost cooties sort of way, but also in a "please for the love of buddha, don't fill the celestial realm with your spawn"-kind of way.
Tysm for sending so many cool questions in! You really rock my create brain <3
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Hii!! Back for my occasional visit as I’m slowly easing into a Zelda phase again as the totk anniversary creeps up on me. I managed to get some more Zelda games on the 3ds and I’ll probably get to playing phantom hourglass soon! Gotta finish up all the Pokémon games first though. How have you been? Anything new you’ve been interested in or wanna talk about? Any good fic recs?
Hi Lainey!! Hope you’ve been doing well!
Holy crap I guess it has been about a year since totk came out O_O it doesn’t feel like it’s been that long, wow. I have a fair amount of Zelda games on the 3ds and I’ve enjoyed every one of them, I hope you’ve been having fun with them too! I myself haven’t played phantom hourglass, but I’ve heard it’s fun :)
I’ve been okay, had a bit of a mental health slump last week, but it’s been generally better lately. I’m trying to think what I’ve been up to lately on here... I guess just the usual sporadic fic updates and random AUs taking over my brain XD I have a new Link oc I’ve been playing with, and a hyrule warriors AU I’ve slowly been moving over to ao3, so I guess that’s something.
Hmm fic recs... haven’t done a lot of fic reading lately, but there’s this one that updated recently (that I need to sit down and properly absorb because it’s soooo good) that’s an original zelda story, I’ve been following it for a bit now and it’s really enjoyable! It’s called On My Honor and I highly recommend it :D
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Hello thank you very much for translating so many things. Like what you said in one of your posts I think Nathan Heart is uncle Stuart but do you think he is a dark magic user himself? Could you explain your theory please?
Hello!
Hmm... It is hard to say. With the way Nathan talked about dark magic in LN12, it is highly possible he got involved with it, but he isn't necessarily a dark magician himself.
Though, with the events regarding the anonymous note, there is probably a dark magician in the castle, so supposing he is Uncle Stuart, then maybe? Though, if he has dark magic, I think it is a different kind than Sarah's. Maybe a purer version similar to dark magic of old times, that Pochi might like? Like, maybe Pochi got attached to Katarina because of the pocket mirror artifact that dates from before the foundation of the Sorcier Kingdom and he likes Uncle Stuart for the exact same reason?
.....What if Pochi is not a dark familiar, but an beast of old times (the rampaging beast mentioned in old tales) that was sealed in the pocket mirror artifact, just like the sacred beast was sealed in the jewel box in the movie....? Would it be why Pochi was so eager to unseal the sacred beast...? O_O
...That could be an explanation of how OG!Katarina acquired Cerberus...
...Then OG!Katarina might have acquired dark magic not through a ritual, but through the dark orb... ? The place to power up magic, which was mentioned in old tales? There may be other places in the world where they can reach that dimension...
And in LN13... Rampaging... Magic going out of control... The pocket mirror that was given back... Pochi who didn't come out during Maria's crisis.... Katarina's body which moved by itself... It can't be Pochi that manipulated Katarina's body, right?
EDIT: Now that I think about it, Pochi's attachment to Uncle Stuart is very similar to Piyo's attachment to Aaqil! So based on this, Pochi might be an ancient beast and Uncle Stuart might be very similar to someone's close to him back then.
Man, that's some crazy train of thought🤣.
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Fic author interview (meme)
I was tagged by @incognitajones! Thank you very much <3
1- How many works do you have on AO3?
222, though some are very closely interconnected.
2- What's your total AO3 word count?
1,193,545, says the AO3 statistics page!
o_O
3- What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
LOL, I had just automatically rearranged my stats graph to rank fics by kudos instead of hits. It's:
Season of Courtship (inevitably), a Darcy/Elizabeth canon-compliant engagement interquel I wrote as a teenager;
But Thou Didst Not Leave His Soul In Hell (always a pleasant surprise), a short AU in which Luke convinces Anakin/Vader to flee the Empire with him;
per ardua ad astra, a Rogue One+ANH Jyn/Cassian AU in which Jyn, Cassian, and Bodhi escape Scarif only to get trapped on the Death Star and forced to pass themselves off as Imperials;
we get dark, only to shine, a longggg yet unfinished AU of The Borgias in which Cesare and Lucrezia begin their affair during S1 instead of S3 (CW for canon sibling incest, murder, etc).
Contradictions and Varieties (baffling), a short Darcy/Elizabeth AU I wrote for a fest in which it takes them slightly longer to get together.
4- Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
I try, especially with fics I'm actively updating, but I'm always behind on it. I mostly just get distracted and forget.
5- What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?
Oh, interesting question! I don't write a lot of angsty endings, but there are a few options, and I think it probably would have to be the gift of men, a short (~1k) Fourth Age fic in which Eldarion goes along with a politically convenient marriage to one of Faramir and Éowyn's daughters, and falls in love with her, only for her to die of old age while Aragorn and Faramir are still alive and Eldarion remains young.
Honorable mentions: Set On This Path (Luke and Leia are brought up in the Empire + fusion with the story of the bloodbending brothers in B1 of Legend of Korra, complete with murder-suicide) and the last day (a chirpy epistolary fic that takes an abrupt turn after the genocidal attack that begins the Guild Wars games).
6- What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?
Um, just considering the ones that have endings, to be fair, and ... hmm, that's harder. A lot of happy endings! Probably the ones that are happiest for me, personally, are First Impressions (m!Elizabeth/f!Darcy re-telling of P&P) and whatever we deny or embrace (f!Cassian/Jyn).
7- Do you write crossovers?
Not often, but sometimes! Like now.
8- Have you ever received hate on a fic?
Yes! I've gotten hate more than once wrt Season of Courtship in various versions (even before it become so overwhelmingly the popular favorite of my fics). The rest has been on other fics and mostly on ff.net.
TBH the subtler stuff bothers me more than outright hate (corrections based on adaptations or fanon or expanded universe material I already said I wasn't using, concern that I might switch permanently to a new format I'm trying out, etc).
9- Do you write smut?
Very rarely. I respect people who can write good smut (hi incognita!), but I'm definitely a fade to black sort unless the ship is already so out there that I'm long past feeling self-conscious about it.
10- Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Yes. It's happened a couple of times, but the main one was someone who stole a few Austen fics from various people and tried to piece them together into something they could sell on Amazon. One of the fics was The Rich Are Always Respectable (not what I would choose to plagiarize if I were going to, but ... okay).
11- Have you ever had a fic translated?
Yes, several times. I think it's cool!
12- Have you ever co-written a fic before?
I wrote a short fic with my friend @tulinlina many years ago :)
13- What's your all-time favorite ship?
Darcy/Elizabeth. Truly this ship is the terror of the seas!
14- What's a WIP that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?
Oh, man. This probably requires more self-knowledge than I really have. Um ... I hate saying it, but we get dark, only to shine is likely this. I had so many plans for where it was going to go, but I'm just in a very different fannish place these days.
15- What are your writing strengths?
It feels weird to say, but I think I write solid dialogue (it's certainly my favorite thing to write!) and fairly clean prose in general.
16- What are your writing weaknesses?
Description is my truest nemesis—I tend to place scenes in just empty or vaguely described space. Fight scenes and that sort of thing are really difficult (for related reasons). Finishing things—my stuff nearly always grows out of control and it screws up pacing and so on.
17- What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?
A little goes a long way, IMO. I did a bit of it in my fic about Leia and Cassian and Alderaanian, in tongues and quiet sighs, so I can't judge it too hard, but it's very much something to handle with care (especially with conlangs—Tolkien fic can be pretty grating this way).
18- What was the first fandom you wrote for?
Tolkien! My first attempt at a fic was a Faramir-goes-to-Rivendell-instead-of-Boromir AU that never got very far.
Well, my first serious attempt at fanfic, that is—I wrote original stuff for years before that, and I guess technically I tried to write Trixie Belden fanfic when I was about 10 ... and the original stuff spun off from a piece that was basically a Secret of Mana fanfic I wrote even before the Trixie Belden stuff. But in terms of something written within a fandom community, the Faramir fic.
19- What's a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet but want to?
Hmm. I'm not sure, actually. I mostly just write stuff if I feel like it. Oh—it's cheating, but I've barely written Korra/Kuvira even though I adore the ship. I'd like to write a proper Korvira fic someday.
20- What's your favorite fic you've written?
This changes pretty often, though there are always a few that come up when I'm asked. At this moment in time, probably The Jedi and the Sith Lord, the third (sort of) of my f!Luke Skywalker fics, and the one where the story finally swerves off the canon tracks and becomes its own thing. Maybe (probably?) not my best work, but the Lucyverse is my baby and I think TJATSL is my best work in it.
Tagging: @elwing, @kareenvorbarra, @heckofabecca, @veliseraptor, @rain-sleet-snow
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all the talk about demons is really interesting to me so i wanted to share my demon story (although im not traditionally religious so i usually resist the term demon bc i feel like it has really specific connotations to most people... but my experience with a negative parasitic entity)
lived in a 200 year old house in an extremely spiritually active area of land where weird shit happened often and there was a creepy vibe always but this was the worst thing that ever happened there and the most sinister by far. most of the creepy energy just felt like nature spirits which are indifferent to human life. but basically my sibling had an extremely bad drug addiction and a lot of mental health problems and his room became extremely unpleasant to go into, there was a terrifying energy always like if you went in there to get something it felt like you were about to be grabbed. he moved out in very upsetting circumstances and after he was gone I think the negative entity which had accumulated in there feeding off his unhappiness had nothing left to consume so it started to come out. the first thing that happened was only mildly weird, the door to his room like locked and unlocked itself on its own when my sister tried to go in. now that i'm typing this i realize i cant actually remember a lot of the details, and stuff like the door being locked inexplicably is fairly normal weird old house stuff, but it felt so sinister and terrifying at the time, we were all aware of it even though it wasn't directly expressed. the thing that made me realize there was an actual entity in that room coming out was my mom woke up and found a tissue box on the foot of her bed. it wasn't the one from her room because that was still there, and because it was blue (my brother's color) we realized it had come from his bedroom. so this thing took the box of tissues out of my brother's room and put it on the foot of his mother's bed to torment her. idk this sounds so mundane typing it but it was legit one of the most chilling things i've ever experienced. i felt that the entity was like a black hole, nothingness that fed on nothingness and created more nothingness.. like the exact opposite of a living creature. I tried to force it out by visualizing my energy pushing it out of the room and i think it partially worked.. idk hmm....... i hope this isn't too much demon stuff i dont wanna bring down the vibe of your blog.. this is 2012 3arth n01ses btw i just didn't want this to be findable via my blog bc its personal family info
it's ok i dont think it brings down the vibe ^^ i like to talk about this stuff especially as i feel very protected at this stage in my life i am inclined to pass along some of my feelings towards ~the spiritual war~ as many people are looking to gain insight. to me it feels very objective to analyze & discuss..
and i relate to this story a lot o_o i've experienced poltergeist activity and it's no joke,.. when an entity becomes strong enough to start messing with the physicality of this realm it is absolutely horrifying even on the most minor scale. there's been a few haunted houses i've lived in where it's happened but this story really reminds me of when i was living in new mexico at my exes house..
my ex and i shared a room that was a newer addition to the house. but the main part of the house was over 100 years old & an alcoholic man had killed himself in my exes childhood bedroom during the great depression. i could not fucking be in this room, like, the second i stepped in there i was filled to the brim with dread & discomfort like the walls were closing in on me. no one else seemed to feel any type of way about this room, but my exes dad had said something interesting about it. it was next to the bathroom & the house was so old that the pipes were made of clay, so in winter they had to dig underneath the house to like, repair the pipes or alleviate pressure on them or something?
anyways the first winter i was there one day my exes dad mentioned that he saw a tiny shadow man run across the yard into the hole under this room. to me it instantly felt like something ancient. and i felt the man who killed himself in that room was being tormented by this thing. because in present times this is still a very dysfunctional household, especially concerning addiction. that room especially just felt so fucking heavy.
one time i was going to the bathroom at midnight, my ex was out with friends, her parents were sleeping in their own room. as i walked past the haunted room the door was open and i heard a voice say "hello!" but it sounded distant, like it was echoing, but not echoing in the room, it was echoing through dimensions. i became TERRIFIED & i ran into the bathroom, i sat there listening with the door open just to try and assess the situation, like maybe my exes dad woke up or something? then i heard loud footsteps walking out of the creepy room towards me. i slammed the bathroom door shut. the footsteps stopped and there was no more sound after that, neither of the parents were awake. i was so shocked. its still hard for me to believe.
but i do feel the man who killed himself in that room gave the entity a huge surplus of energy to work with. and it was causing all types of chaos in that house. i also find it interesting how it waited for my ex to be out of the house before presenting itself to me. because it was rare for us to be apart at that time. since it was her childhood bedroom i feel the entity has a special attachment to her. and it's very similar to your brother. i'm sorry your family has had to go thru this ): but you're not alone.. and you seem to be taking a higher path from my own observations it seems you've learned a lot from this experience and allowed it to elevate your cosciousness rather than falling victim to it. so good for you, your soul is strengthened, really the best case scenario from this.
thanks for another message...your intuition is on your side <3 PMD9 xxxxxxxxx
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pesterloglog · 5 months
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Aradia Megido, Rose Lalonde
Act 5, page 2808
-- apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] --
AA: what d0 y0u think y0ure d0ing!
AA: just st0p
AA: st0p st0p st0p st0p st0p st0p
AA: maybe if i say st0p en0ugh s0mething else will happen instead 0f the thing that d0es
TT: Hi.
AA: y0u arent g0ing t0 st0p are y0u
TT: Do you want me to stop using magic too?
AA: n0 i d0nt care ab0ut that
AA: its y0ur quest t0 tear y0ur sessi0n apart
AA: i kn0w its exciting
AA: breaking stuff
AA: and n0t w0rrying ab0ut it
AA: but there are c0nsequences t0 hum0ring y0ur destructive impulses
AA: and c0nsequences t0 f0ll0wing
TT: ?
AA: what they say
TT: Who?
AA: y0u kn0w wh0
TT: You sound frustrated.
TT: Like you know you can't change my mind.
TT: I presume your future footage of me has already verified this?
AA: i d0nt even need t0 watch y0ur future acti0ns t0 kn0w this
AA: the kn0wing is the same as this elusive feeling 0f sickness thats been with me f0r years
a: pr0bably since bef0re i died c0me t0 think 0f it
AA: it was always a big setup
TT: You died?
TT: Revived via dream self, I take it?
AA: n0
AA: i never had 0ne
AA: s0rt 0f a special case here
TT: Hmm.
AA: i just wish
AA: back when i was behaving recklessly
AA: i had s0me0ne t0 tell me t0 st0p listening
AA: even if i ended up ign0ring their advice
AA: it w0uld have been nice
TT: What did they tell you?
AA: i was assured i w0uld be saving my race
AA: which is maybe still true i d0nt kn0w
AA: but if it is then it will be the punchline t0 the vast j0ke
TT: Is that anything like the ultimate riddle?
AA: y0u really d0nt understand anything yet d0 y0u
AA: and yet y0u bug and fuss and meddle
AA: with things m0re danger0us than y0u can imagine
AA: what d0 y0u want with the s0urce 0f the first guardians
AA: what g00d d0 y0u really think c0uld c0me 0f it
TT: Do you know about it?
TT: The sun?
AA: y0u cant p0ssibly wield its energy 0r put it t0 c0nstructive use
TT: That isn't exactly my plan.
AA: y0u w0nt find it either
AA: its imp0ssible
TT: How do you know that?
TT: Could you please share your information with me?
AA: n0!
AA: y0u still havent gathered that y0ure the pr0blem
AA: im thr0ugh with c0nsci0usly c0ntributing t0 inevitable 0utc0mes
TT: Well,
TT: Aren't you doing that regardless? Right now?
AA: 0bvi0usly
AA: but im just talking
AA: maybe the things i say will indirectly trigger y0ur critical acti0ns
AA: maybe n0t wh0 kn0ws
AA: maybe!!!
AA: maybe if i behave in a manner s0 rand0m
AA: parad0x space w0nt kn0w h0w t0 handle it!
AA: blah BL00P blee BLUH!@#$%^&*()_+
AA: didnt see that 0ne c0ming did y0u pspace??? + ?*rand(413^612)
AA: oh look and now i suddenly refuse to type zeroes in my sentences
AA: isnt that crazy! who thought that was even a possibility
AA: bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack
AA: ribbit ribbit ribbit
AA: WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT
AA: I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY
TT: O_O
AA: hahaha!
AA: 0h w0w im sure y0u were just being faceti0us with that but y0u have n0 idea h0w funny that is right n0w
AA: y0u had n0 way 0f kn0wing thats a thing i d0 all the time but with zer0es
AA: this is great
AA: i think im 0n t0 s0mething here
AA: maybe if i dig deep en0ugh int0 my circuitry and rer0ute all 0f my reserve p0wer thr0ugh my quantum based rand0m number generat0r i can pr0duce behavi0r s0 c0mpletely 0ff the wall that parad0x space will have n0 ch0ice but t0 change everything!
TT: You have circuitry?
AA: maybe i will also rig my p0wer s0urce t0 the 0utc0me 0f the functi0n and rand0mly bl0w myself up!
AA: that w0uld be just
AA: really
AA: really
AA: really*rand(rand(rand(rand(rand(0M)*0M)*0M)*0M)*0M) where 0M = s0me number drawn quite at rand0m fr0m 0ne 0f y0ur absurd human hats
AA: !~M~0~D~N~A~R
AA: g00dbye r0se
AA: enj0y y0ur rampant indiscreti0ns
AA: talk t0 y0u later assuming i havent rand0mly bl0wn myself up!
TT: Wait, don't go!
TT: You were actually interesting.
--- apocalypseArisen [AA] ceased trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] --
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pollstuck · 1 year
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GG: hey!!!! EB: whoa, there you are! GG: how is your adventure going zoosmell? EB: it's ok, i am making some progress, and flighty finally connected again so she is helping me now. GG: thats good!! EB: oh but, like... EB: i don't think i am actually saving the world here. :( EB: i dunno what i'm really accomplishing but i guess it's not that. GG: hmm well i think whatever it is it must be pretty important! GG: dont lose hope zoosmell i think it will all turn out for the best if you stay positive.... GG: just keep listening to your grandmothers advice!!! EB: yeah, you're probably right. EB: but, um... EB: i don't think i mentioned nanna to you, did i? GG: oh uhhh....... GG: i dont know didnt you??? EB: hmm, i dunno, maybe you talked to flighty or insufferable about it or something. GG: yeah maybe that was it!! EB: they're really weird when they talk to me about you, like they're always trying convince me you have some spooky powers, but i'm always like no she seems like a pretty regular girl to me! GG: heheheh :D EB: but then when i think back maybe there are times when it seems like you know some things? EB: like maybe you know more about a thing than you are telling me? i dunno. GG: oh well zoosmell GG: i want to explain lots of things to you.... GG: some things that i know GG: im just...... GG: waiting! EB: waiting for what! GG: oh! zoosmell!!! GG: i forgot i was messaging you about that meteor that fell near my house! EB: oh yeah. EB: what ever happened with that? GG: oh boy.... well........ GG: it turns out i was confused about it... GG: really confused! o_o; GG: see i guess i fell asleep for a while and..... GG: lost track of time GG: that happens!! EB: yeah i know, tell me about it! EB: maybe you should like, wear an alarm clock or something. EB: so what was the deal with the meteor? GG: well..... GG: its hard to explain!!! GG: but... GG: i know what it is now! GG: and now i know everythings going to be ok!!! EB: so what is it??? EB: or is this just another thing you're "waiting" to tell me??? GG: oh gosh zoosmell i really want to tell you all this stuff!!! GG: but i cant yet GG: i really think you need to wake up first! EB: huh? GG: well ok not literally GG: well ok maybe KINDA literally!! EB: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! EB: stop being so confusing!!!! GG: lol :) GG: anyway time for you to go zoosmell GG: i think you have some company!!! GG: <3 (html breaks on this line so shhh)
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at ??:?? --
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olenoname · 2 years
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MHA Favorites and Beauty and the Beasts Crossover HC
In case you don't know what Beauty and the Beasts is, click here for a quick synopsis and another hc. I'll wait.... Oh your back, all caught up now? Good! So, with all that being said, the reader will be female and she can be whatever beast clan you imagine her. Quirks don't apply. Anything that wasn't explained in the previous fic, will be explained here.
Paring: Shota x reader, Hitoshi x reader, Keigo/Hawk x reader, Tenko/Tomura x reader, Toya/Dabi x reader
Warning: sexism, drugs, dubcon, NSFW, swearing, kidnapping, stockholm syndrome
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Tri-Marked Black Jaguar
A reserved but traditional beastman.
Is a doctor and teacher in his village
Growing up, he got a lot unwanted attention from females who were only interested in him because he has a rare coat.
Was supposed to be the next patriarch, but didn't want that kind of responsibility.
Which didn't make much of a difference because the people of his village still went up to him for advice.
This beastman can't get a break.
He has a soft spot for small wild animals, like rabbits and ducks imagine, so he never saw them as food.
You've always liked him, but seeing how annoyed he'd get by the other females, you kept your distance.
This didn't go unnoticed by him.
He's seen you around in the village, but never made an effort to speak to you.
Shota didn't know how to approach you, so he went to your father and brothers to get some intel on you.
He knew your name at the least, but he wanted to know what he felt like what was important.
Asking what was your favorite food, what flowers you like, and few other things that may seem oddly specific.
But he didn't care about the weird looks he got, whatever it takes to know what you're all about.
He can already tell you like him, so he needs to give you that little push to gain the confidence to make him yours.
He started a little subtle at first by gifting you a basket of herbs from his pharmacy "I want you to take these, they're good for your skin and nails."
You thought the gesture was a bit weird yet thoughtful? The were kinda icky though.
Maybe you weren't supposed to eat them? He didn't give you any instructions.
The next day, he gave you a small bottle of oil "here, it'll to make you smell pretty."
You were confused by this at first, when you applied it, you realised the oil was made from your favorite flower ❤
You didn't see him for the next few days after that for he went on a trip to retrieve something special.
When he returned, he caught you playing with the village cubs.
He hid his surprise in his satchel before going up to greet you.
As he approached you, he noticed how nice you smelled "so, did you like the oil I gave you", "oh, yes, I've been wearing it everyday"
"That's great to hear" he smiled a little "what about the herbs I gave you?"
"Well" you smile nervously "I tried to eat them, but they're just so bitter tasting, so I kept it to a minimum."
"Well that's not right, but I guess that's my fault" you begin to look bewildered "you don't eat them, they can make you sick like that." O_o
"Come to my pharmacy, I'll show you how to use them."
While he was in the middle of showing you how to use them, you couldn't help but daze at him.
"See, you take this here and grind it first, then you blah blah blahblablah blah blah."
He had such a shiny coat and was just so handsome to you "are you keeping up?"
*Crap* "uh, yeah, I got it", "good, now you put it in a pot of water and blah blah blah blahblah."
You tried staring at his lips so that maybe you can pay more attention to what he was saying, but it only got you more distracted.
Your face was starting to heat up, you just couldn't help but think of...
"Hmm?" The next thing he knew, your lips were crashing into his causing him to drop his gift for you.
Before the kiss got too deep, you stopped to examine the strange object "Shoto, what's that?"
"Erm, it's a fire fruit...I was going to give it to you after we've become mates. It's for stimulating your estrous" he begins to blush and look away sheepishly.
He really did like you 😍, he went through all the trouble to find such a rare delicacy.
All for you.
"So uh... do you mind kissing again?" You put on your best smile "not at all."
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Duo-Marked Jaguar
Snarky young beastman.
His father wasn't around much due to being the patriarch of their village.
Nephew of Aizawa, so he looks up to him.
In fact, he was sure that he was his real father.
Growing up, the other cubs didn't play with him much, being afraid of his father and such.
Would keep to himself, studying medicines and training with his uncle.
When he came of age, Aizawa told him that he needed to tone down the attitude if he wanted to court a female.
Though, he already had a potential mate in mind you, he felt like he wasn't ready yet.
He was more focused on bettering himself to be a more suitable mate for you.
Aizawa told him that he needed to hurry up and court you already, because there will be other suitors trying to get you first.
You had eyes for him too, but whenever you try to speak to him, he would politely decline and shy away, only to delay the inevitable.
Aizawa couldn't stand watching it anymore, so he hatched a plan and needed your help.
His plan was to give you oil made from flos eriocauli.
(Note: flos eriocauli is a flower canon to this world used to arouse cat beasts)
"Just go up and talk to him, like I showed you, he'll come through", "are you sure, he's pretty headstrong", "it'll work, trust me."
You approach his treehole, catching him in the middle of preparing his kill "hey, Shinso, what'd you catch today?"
"Antelope, would you like some?" "Sure" you sit next to him and grab a knife to help him cut it.
"Careful with that", he takes your hand "you'll-" he stops and his ears perk up.
Smelling something in the air before realizing the smell is coming from you.
He starts to smell your hand, slowly up your arm, all the way up to your neck.
"You smell so good, like...like the flor eriocauli." He starts to kiss you softly on your neck "did my uncle put you up to this?"
You breathe softly "if I say yes, will you pull away", "....no..", "yes..."
"He needs to mind his own business, that old man" he whispers frustratedly before he scoops you right up and carries you inside.
He gently lays you on his bed before continuing to kiss you down your chest "I'll deal with him after we finish..."
That afternoon, you two mated for the first time and you woke up later that evening with his spousal mark on your forearm.
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Tetra-Marked Red-Tailed Hawk because of course
Carefree yet tactical beast.
Is the head guard of King Enji in the city of beasts.
Some of the older beastmen are jealous of him due to him rising up to tetra-marked so quickly and being quite popular with their females.
He didn't care though, as carefree as the other beasts perceived him to be, he took his duty pretty seriously.
"Yeah, I protect the king and enforce the law here and there, no biggie."
One day, the king called him in the throne room to have a talk with him.
He thought it was for a serious meeting or something.
"Keigo", "yes, your grace" he waited for a moment before he pops the question "have tried to court a female yet?"
"Oh gods, here we go", "Well? Have you?" "Pfft, no", "well why not?" "Gods, you sound like my mom."
"Why wouldn't you be looking for a mate? You're young, dashing, and your seed is strong." "Gross", "what?" "Oh, nothing."
After going on and on lecturing him on how important it is to have a mate while young "alright, alright, I'll find me a mate."
Which wasn't hard, when almost every female come swarming in every time he makes an appearance....almost.
He couldn't help but notice that all but one female would come to his attention when he was out, it intrigued him.
He doesn't like it when things are too easy, so naturally, he saw you as a challenge.
And you didn't have any spousal marks yet?
Maybe it won't be that much of a challenge? So what was your deal?
He approaches you at the watering hole feeding the fish there.
"Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing all the way out here by yourself?"
You turn to face him and you froze in place with a confused look "me?" "Yes you, sweetface."
He comes closer to you to take your hand for a kiss, only for you to take it back, but not without you blushing.
Keigo takes a step back "hey, sorry, came a little too strong there, I'm Keigo", "y/n, what do you want with me?"
"Isn't it obvious? I'm trying to court you" he flashes you a smile.
"That's kind of you, but you don't want me" you try to smile back.
"Eh, of course I want you, why wouldn't I?" You hesitate to tell him "just... trust me, you don't, you deserve a more suitable female" you smile at him before leaving the scene.
Okay, that was weird, but he didn't care, he wanted to know what was going on with you.
He had to win your heart now and tried everything.
Brought you a flower crown, rare food, and made you clothes out of the best hide.
Even though you turned him down, he never got frustrated because they weren't hard for him to retrieve.
It only made him more determined to make you his.
Just when you were starting to think he gave up, he came to your doorstep with an emerald he collected from a colossal he's slayn.
(Note: colossals are dinosaurs in this world)
You were stunned by this, slaying a colossal was no joke, but he did it for you. "Why are you going through all this trouble for me?"
"Because I want to you to be my mate, sweetface" you weren't sure how to respond to him, which made him look at you in concern.
"I don't understand, you're cute, but you don't have any spouses. I don't smell another male on you, so I know you're not seeing anyone, so why wouldn't you want to make me your mate?"
Tears start to brim from your eyes "Huh, is it something I said" you wipe your face before answering.
"No, it's just, I haven't had any suitors because I'm a late bloomer" (・_・ヾ"I never had an estrous."
Keigo just looked at you dumbfounded for a moment before grinning widely "was that all? I don't care about that sweetface, you're great the way you are!"
You weren't sure how to react to that, all you could do is shed a happy tear.
"C'mere " he instructs softly as he cups your face to give you a deep kiss.
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Tetra-Marked Borneo Monitor
First hatchling son of the monitor king Enji of course
Trained with his father to the bone to be the next Todoroki in line to be monitor king.
Causing him to have a collection of scars on his body.
For years, his father and another king arranged a marriage between him and their daughter.
After they both came of age, she rejected him because of the scars on his body, frightening her.
(Note: the people in the world are especially superficial, you are considered ugly if you have so much as a scar or even a freckle)
This hurt Enji more than it did Dabi, all this work he put into him gone to waste.
How can he be the next king after him if he can't have the female deserving of his title?
Offered Shoto to be espoused to her in replacement. It's not like Natsuo was there or anything.
Dabi wasn't having it, he could care less about being rejected by the female, but his father?
And he didn't want to compete with his youngest brother, if it meant killing him to be king.
So he just said fuck it, and left the city to live as a feral.
(Note: ferals are beastmen who live in the wild or flame city, usually after being rejected)
Settled near by a beach far from the city.
He was living the dream, not worrying about his dad or family, playing by his own rules.
Until the day he spotted you being chased by wild beasts.
Dabi comes to your rescue and kills them without breaking a sweat.
He saw how shooken up you were from the ordeal, so he tried to be gentle. Tried.
"Hey, what are you doing all the way out here? There's not another village for miles."
You didn't answer.
"I get it, you don't want to be around me, it's cool, pretty sure your people are looking for you" he said as he turns away "get home safe, alright?"
"Wait!" You run up to grab his arm "I don't want to go back out there."
"Hmm? Well, look, I can let you stay at my home for the night, and I can take you back first thing, that sound like a plan?"
You think about it for a moment, either you stay with a feral for the night or you go back out in the wild defenceless.
"I'll stay" you say with your head down a little "alright, come right this way, I won't bite."
You come along with him, not letting go of him "what's your name?", "Dabi", "thank you, Dabi" he smirks a bit "eh, don't mention it, what's yours?" "Y/N", "what a cute name."
After sitting silently in his house for a while, he was starting to get antsy, he needed to break the ice.
"You hungry or something?" You bounce up "oh... yes" "alright, I'll go catch something, it won't take long."
While you two were eating in front of the fire, you felt like you had to ask him "why didn't you ask me to be your mate?"
"Hmm, why?" "Because you saved me back there, a female is supposed to be indebted to a male that rescues her."
Dabi blushes, looking a bit dumbfounded "because, I want you to make that choice, I don't want you to feel like you owe me your life, and besides, you see how I look, it's because of these scars is why I live alone now."
You look down at your meal "...I'm sorry", "it's okay" after a moment of silence, you got up walked up to him"
"Y/N... what are you doing?" You don't answer and get closer to his face, getting lost into eyes "they're so pretty." 😳
"So, uh, you wanna make me your mate or whatever?" He asks sheepishly, you put on your warmest smile "of course I want you to be my mate."
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Tri-Marked Scorpion
Right hand man of the scorpion king of Flame City.
Was in charge of the duels between beastmen that would go down to raise up their ranks.
From time to time, he would do some of the dirty work of kidnapping females.
This was the way the way to live in Flame City, it was all he knew.
On the day he discovered you, him and his men were on another mission to scout out more females.
When he spotted you, he thought you were the most beautiful female he's seen.
Tomura and his men underestimated the beastmen in your village, his team was defeated leaving him surrounded.
His fight or flight response kicked in and he chose flight, but he wasn't leaving empty handed, not without you.
Throwing the other men off guard, he went for you and grabbed you by his tail before scurrying off.
He hid you in a cave high up in a mountain.
He laid you down gently only for you to cower away in a corner, making him shift into his full human form as to not frighten you any further.
"I don't want to hurt you" he says as he takes his hand out "NO!"
He took a step back from you "I know what your kind does to females, just don't touch me please!"
This hurt him, but he can't blame you, this is what ferals do "I won't take you to Flame City" you calmed down a bit "from the moment I saw you, I wanted to protect you so I kidnapped you"
"I'll do anything for you, just ask for it and it's yours" "then take me home" you demanded "anything but that."
You knew he'd say that "then... bring me some deer or something, I got hungry on the way here" "no problem, it won't be long."
And it wasn't, he gave you what you wanted and more, you didn't even try to escape due to the location.
He tried to cook everything for you, despite not being so good at it, got burned here and there, but he got the gist of it.
Lets you eat your fill before eating as to give you your space, keeping watch outside while he waits.
After a few days of this, you yearned to go outside, Tomura agreed but he had to be with you.
This time, he let you ride on his back is his half human form.
You thought about trying to escape but you were utterly lost and the dangers of going out alone in the wild, plus you wouldn't make it far with him under your watch.
But hasn't really done anything to you other than take you from your home.
These past few days, he kept you well fed, brought you new hides and nesting material to make sleeping in a cave more comfortable, he hasn't even made a move on you yet.
Maybe he wasn't too terrible.
"Hey, I never told you my name", "you didn't want to tell me", "well, it's Y/N" he smiles softly "what a beautiful name for an equally beautiful female."
You blush a bit at that "and yours?", "it's Tomura", "Tomura, I want to thank you for taking care of me for the past few days, you haven't even complained once for anything I asked you, some of the males in my village would think I'm trying to make thm bend over backwards for me."
"It's no trouble, not sure why other males would feel like these are difficult tasks when these are basic things you do for your spouse" he catches himself "I mean, not that we're spouses 😅."
You giggle at this, leaving him confused "did I say something funny?" "No, you're just cute is all."
His face started to heat up at the sound of that, him? Cute?
You give him the most endearing smile "of course we're spouses" he didn't even notice that you were holding his hand as you said that.
He just stared at your hands trying to process the new feeling, the consensual touch of a female, and she just made him her spouse?
You broke him
"Are you okay?" You snap him out of his trance before he replies "no, better, you just made me the happiest beastman on earth."
Sorry that I didn't make Shinso's as long, the first hc I write usually isn't 🤷🏾‍♀
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tomboyjessie13 · 4 months
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Part 3 here:​​​​​​​ "Now, let the Fun Begin!" — Medea's Little Secret - Part 3 (tumblr.com)
Medea's Little Secret - Part 4
Study room, DIO's Mansion 2 days later
After spending the night and the day after recovering, Medea has once again looked through files of the Agents to see which one would be the proper owner for Cyndi the kitten while her Stand is on lookout duty, most of them she'd cross out due to either poor behavior towards most walks of life or the living situation not being suitable, meanwhile, Oingo and Boingo are visiting the mansion to give them their paycheck.
Boingo: *Playing with Cyndi with a pipe cleaner*
Cyndi: *Playing* Mew~ mew~
Medea: *Looking at list of users, crossing out Rubber Soul* Killed someone's pet. *Crosses out Captain Dragon* Prefers Sea life. *Crosses out Arabia Fats* Causes heat stroke. *Crosses out Eris Raitt's name* Has a pet snake. *Crosses out Gray Fly* Serial killer.
Oingo: Wow, and people called me and Boingo crooks?
Medea: You still are, just more petty than dangerous.
Oingo: Heeeeey! >:-(
Medea: Don't get mad at me, it's true.
Oingo: Eh whatever, *points at list* hey what about that guy Hol Horse? I heard he likes animals.
Medea: True, but he prefers horses overs cats, *crosses his name out, as well as J. Geil's name* not only that but he's with that gobshite J. Geil so I can't trust her to be alone with him anyways, Geil would definitely mistreat her for fun while Hol Horse isn't looking.
Oingo: No kidding, that creep has a pretty bad reputation comes to animals and women, seriously what does Horse even see in that asshole?
Medea: Nothing really, he's just using him for his Stand. *Looks at list and sees Alessi on it*..............NEVER gonna happen, buddy. *Crosses out his name*
Boingo: Who?
Oingo: Alessi.
Boingo: Ew.
Medea: Hmmm.... *Crosses out T. D'Arby* Trent unfortunately lives under the same roof as DIO and would never dare disobey him on the "No Cats and Dogs" rule, that and I don't think he's much of a cat lover either.
Oingo: Agreed, that dude would rather play his video games and creepy collection than keep a cat.... Oh! But his brother can though.
Medea: Daniel? But that jerk's a cheating bastard with a gambling addiction.
Boingo: *Holding Cyndi* True, he may not be a good person, but he does take care of his own cat, so even if you don't like him, you can at least trust him to look after Cyndi.
Medea: I don't know, what about you guys? Can you take care of her?
Oingo: Sorry Meds but we can't take her in either, we can barely afford to take care of ourselves, so having her around would just be another mouth to feed.
Medea: Ahh ok, guess I'll check you two off then. *Crosses their names off* No offense.
Boingo: None taken, big sis.
Medea: Hmm, guess the only people left on the list are Daniel, Mariah, and Father Pucci.
Oingo: *Unsure* Y'know I'm not too sure about the priest, he's a pretty cool guy and all, but I heard churches usually don't allow pets except service dogs.
Medea: Crap, your right, no wonder my parents wouldn't let Ozzy come with us during Sundays. *Crosses out Pucci* That means we have our last two candidates then.
*FOOTSTEPS*
[Flogging Molly]: *On look out* Kiru kiru!
All three: *Panicking*
Medea: Oh no, Vanilla Ice is coming O_O
Oingo: Aw man, we're so busted O_O
Boingo: Big bro, give me your hat!
Oingo: *Does so*
Boingo: *Puts Cyndi* Sorry Cyndi.
Cyndi: Mew~
Medea: Be careful with her!
Oingo: *Puts hat back*
Vanilla Ice: *Enters the room* .....
All three: *Poses fabulously*
Medea: What's up, Ice Cream?
Vanilla Ice: Master DIO wishes to see Glory Gods Oingo and Boingo now.
Oingo: Oh cool, we'll be here in a second.
Vanilla Ice: .... *Sees Oingo* What's going on with your hat?
Oingo: *His hat is thrashing about*
Boingo: Oh, uh that's just [Khnum] overreacting, it happens sometimes.
Oingo: It's true, it happened last week!
Vanilla Ice: ....*Walks to them* ....*Looking closely*
All three: *Sweating bullets, scared* O_O''''
Vanilla Ice: ​​​​​​​....*Walks away* Alright.... you get two minutes, don't keep Master DIO waiting. *Leaves*
All three: *Sighs in relief*
Medea: That was close.
*CHOMP*
Oingo: OW! She bit me >_&lt; *Removes hat*
Cyndi: *Bites into his skull*
Medea: Awww, she's teething. &lt;3
45 Minutes later
After getting their money, Oingo and Boingo stowed away on a train back to Aswan, Oingo was counting their money.
Oingo: 170....180....190....200! *Hyped* Alright! We're going to be eating good tonight! :D
Boingo: *Happy* Yay we're rich!....*Reads [Thoth]* Hm?
Oingo: What? Did [Thoth] make another prediction?
Boingo: Seems like it, I wonder what it's telling us no-....? *Reads the book*.....*his face went from happy to serious*....*his face went from serious to shocked*....*his face went from shocked to horrified* O_O
Oingo: What's wrong? *Takes [Thoth]*....*Also became horrified* Oh no....
End of Part 4
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wormstuck · 5 months
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this is directed at teuthi and xiphia because I love them: how/what do they think of themselves, and how does it differ from how they think of each other?
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TEUTHI: hmm? how i think about… me? O_O~
TEUTHI: i guess i don't think about myself suuuper often, but when i do, i like to think that i'm really nice, and fun to talk to!~
TEUTHI: Xiphia is neither of those things unfortunately u_u~
TEUTHI: but i mean… i don't know if she has any friends other than me, and she was one of the first people i met when i came up to the surface, so i would feel bad if i left her a10ne…~~~
TEUTHI: even back then she was pretty bossy, but now she just talks about the fleet and royalty and being empress all the time and UGH! >_<~~~
TEUTHI: i'm soooo sick of it!!!~~~
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XIPHIA: /T WOULD BE REM/SS OF ME /F / D/DN'T TRY TO ENSURE THE BEST CAREER OUTCOMES FOR EVERY ONE OF MY SUBJECTS. ESPEC/ALLY THOSE WHO SPENT THE F/RST S/× SWEEPS OF THE/R E×/STENCE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCK/NG OCEAN.
XIPHIA: LUCK/LY THAT /SN'T THE CASE FOR ALL OF THEM. OR THE EMP/RE WOULD HAVE ALL THE THRUST OF A TR/CYCLE POWERED BY A GER/ATR/C GOLDBLOOD. WH/CH /S TO SAY, VERY L/TTLE.
XIPHIA: REGARDLESS, / DON'T SEE WHAT MY OP/N/ON OF MYSELF HAS TO DO W/TH TH/S.
XIPHIA: MY SELF-/MAGE /S /RONCLAD. / ASSURE YOU, /F / HAD ANY /NSECUR/T/ES, / WOULD HAVE ALREADY TAKEN THEM AS A S/GN OF CLEAR /NEL/G/B/L/TY FOR THE THRONE, RENOUNCED MY BLOOD COLOUR, AND TAKEN UP THE L/FE OF A WANDER/NG FLAGELLENT.
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nightfallsystem · 1 year
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Go fucking hang yourself on a tree you son of a bitch. Your posts aren't even that funny or interesting. Plus, you're a fucking furry (🤮), a faker of mental illness, a weirdo who pretends they're an animal, a user of ridiculous pronouns, and a coiner of fake "genders", all at once. You also believe that cringe culture is dead, when it's still alive. Plus, you use those cringe emoticons. It's 2023, why are you still unable to become normal?
hmm, ill humor you. i think the suicide baiting is a bit over done now though buddy :/ like do better??? its just really overused and i think you should try better?
the anti furry part might be ok but it seems that youre just jealous i have a hobby and i just feel bad for you now. the faker of mental illness part doesnt even apply to me as ive never even claimed to have a mental illness? so minus points for that one. the whole "weirdo who pretends theyre an animal" thing also doesnt apply? you shouldve sent that while my otherkin alters were fronting, try better, minus points for that. i do like the "a user of ridiculous pronouns" though, cuz thats more of a compliment to me so thank you!!! ^_^ . idk how to feel about the "and a coiner of fake "genders"" because gender is a social construct and kind of stupid imo, like gender is indeed in your head, so your head can be like "yeah ur gender is [x]" and you cant do much about it, so again, minus points for that one.
the "You also believe that cringe culture is dead" thing is honestly just weird, it is dead buddy, WE'RE ON TUMBLR.COM, all of us are cringe but that makes us free. to be honest like everyone who participates in cringe culture is, like actually really sad :( i mean you spend all your time caring about harmless stuff that people do, instead of going outside, spending time with your friends and loved ones, etc. so honestly instead of making me feel insulted i just genuinely feel bad for you, so again, minus points for that one.
I do think the "plus, you still use those cringe emoticons" is kind of funny, because its just emoticons, and its better than using 🙂 because most emojis just dont get my point across yknow, im feeling ^_^ not 😊. Your last sentence, "It's 2023, why are you still unable to become normal" thing is like lowkey really funny to me, because, buddy... youre not normal. like, im sorry to break it to you but it really isnt normal to be this upset about people just being themselves on the internet tbh. and then to like act on it? and send a lame ask about it? thats really weird... i mean you seem to kind of like me to go through all the effort of writing this to send it to me... do you have a crushhhh????? o_O i wont judge
so to rate this out of 10, considering this more made me kinda shy but it did make me laugh, probably a 3.7/10. you should really try better tbh, come back with better content.
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