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GLAD UR INTRIGUED BY MY KDMM CAT LORE. i have a lot of it 😁 (insane)

okay so kdmm have 4 cats: violet, lofi, megatron 3, and kido jr. kido named the former half, momo named the latter half

violet - small guy, black fur. pathetic sopping wet beast. he hides when guests come over. he always looks like the 🥺 emoji. he always makes this long high pitched meow like "meeeeeeeeee" whenever he's overwhelmed bc Everything overwhelms the poor guy. he sticks by kido's side bc they're calm and quiet. he loves momo but her energy can be a bit too overwhelming at times. momo's working on being more calm around him bc she wants him to be more comfortable around her. back to kido. violet follows him around everywhere. kido has to shoo him out of the bathroom when they go in and violet's outside the door making sad meows waiting for kido to finish. he's so overdramatic!!!

lofi - white fur, a bit bigger than violet. Crazy Ass. when kdmm first got him he was chill and normal for like. a day. then he showed his true colors. he loves fucking Jumping onto shit. knocks things off the table. kido and momo have to be So Careful to not put any glass in places lofi could reach and smack it off the surface it's on. he's so hyper and is always bothering the other cats at least kdmm can keep him under control with toys. for a while, that is. oh, and he has the job of getting rid of the mice that make their way into the house

megatron 3 - light gray fur, chubby. bigger than violet and lofi. the most mellow cat in the group. she's like. half awake all the time and it's funny. violet and lofi use her as a pillow. momo gave her her name bc she thought she'd be like lofi and be full of energy and having a badass name like megatron 3 would fit. bruh megatron 3 is the exact opposite of lofi. mega doesn't cause any trouble and she's so easy to handle, but if you try to wake her up from her naps she Will kill you. just let her wake up at her own time bro. kano learned that the hard way when he came to cat-sit for kdmm. she's also hibiya's favorite as she's easily approachable unlike the aforementioned cats and that helped him get used to being around cats again. oh yeah, and mega has a habit of trying to sleep on kido and momo's faces when they're laying on the couch! not cool bro!

kido jr. (my personal favorite. momo's too) - the biggest cat. green fur???? how???? anyways momo named her that bc she was literally like the cat version of human kido, but more cranky. kido claims he doesn't see the similarities between them and kido jr at All (denial). kido jr even has a tuft of fur that obscures her right eye just like kido did in their teen years. just like violet, she's also not a fan of guests coming over, even if it's the other dan members. she either hides with violet or she, glaring at them from behind a table/wall. menacingly. little freak. unlike the other cats, momo just found kido jr in an alley and took her home 🤷 kido didnt say shit bc yay more cats! kido jr absolutely does not fuck with hibiya bro. i think she can sense his cat hating energy or something. she's also protective of the other cats, especially violet, like the big sister figure of the group or something (yeah she is not beating the kido tsubomi allegations). speaking of her disliking guests, she cannot fucking stand kano. she'll come out of where she's hiding and just GLARE at him in the open. kano still loves to tease her so he'll dangle toys in front of her face and kido jr will just fucking kick his ass. deserved! kido jr also gravitates towards momo more than kido. like when momo's laying down or sleeping she'll go and rest on her chest. kido may or may not be a tad jealous of this. she still loves kido jr so much tho. oh and kido jr pissed on kano's shoes once.

kdmm usually have either kano or hibiya to cat-sit when they're out :3

ask is long so im putting my long answer under the cut :3 (i dont wanna make it a nightmare to scroll thru for myself) lots of pet headcanons under the cut. kidomomo & harutaka because... duh!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOD CAT LOREEEE!!!! THE NAMES ARE EVERYTHING megatron 3 is my favorite. i have a kitty cat like that too. damn 4 cats.. well that's a lesbian couple alright. living the fucking dream

i feel like all the kidomomo cats would also have very bedazzled collars because momo can't be normal. kido gets home theyre like. erm. whatcha doing. and momo's with a headband to keep the hair out of her eyes and a very bright light like she's operating on something but she's gluing tiny rhinestones to a cat collar and she's like. nothing just listening to some podcasts. kido's like Okay Then. momo also dresses the cats. also is covered in scratches for completely unrelated reasons... maybe.

momo is a social media queen i think at least one of these cats is instagram famous if not all btw... right?? come on

kido is all into the Good cat environment so they're adding cat stuff everywhere. like invests in cat trees and little cat hammocks and even grabs some power tools to put up shelves on the walls for the cats to jump around in. momo sits there to watch them do it like 💗💗💗 but. momo would eventually step in because kido cant actually use power tools and their pride is very stained but hehe. pouring some lemonade for momo as she puts up shelves isn't that bad either. kido instead is the one impressed and sitting watching their gf be resourceful !!!!

hibiya having to move into a place with FOUR CATS is crazy. rip little guy.... i also hc kano as a crazy cat person and seeing u mentioned him a couple times IM GONNA ASSUME U DO TOO. i think kano has AT LEAST 5 cats and is always fostering some here and there!!! so there's at least like 10 cats at his apartment at all times and at least 5 are permanent kitty roommates. shintaro going to kano's and then momo's.. He's like im full of cat hair AND I DONT EVEN HAVE CATS!!!!

oh and of course haruka and takane. (pretends to be fucking normal) <- shintaro is also annoyed with this one he's like WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A FUCKING CAT‼️‼️‼️‼️ hibiya is also like THATS WHAT IM SAYING‼️‼️‼️ well setomary have like a thousand dogs. can anyone have a normal amount of pets please. yes. haruka and takane do💗 1. one kitty cat.

anyways harutaka cat💗 i will yell back at u my hcs as some sort of offering since u also did with yours ALSO ITS MY BLOG I can talk about harutaka cat. i ALSO have a fancat (like a fankid but better bc its a cat) it is a black cat with long fur and her name is actor💗 Haruka names the cat. DUH. hes like Did you know cats sleep like 16 hours everyday. takane's like Why are you bringing that up as an answer to me asking WHY ARE YOU NAMING THE CAT AFTER ME. it is simple. takane = cat.

canon had haruka fall in a fountain bc he was so determined to pet a cat and i just... have got to translate that into haruka being a crazy cat person. the dream of his life is having a cat. he sits takane down like it's a matter of life and death he takes her hands he says they need to talk about something important he is ready for the next step he is ready to be a parent. takane almost kills him when he finally spits out PLEAAASE CAN WE ADOPT A CAT:3 but then they do💖

haruka is so insane about it he's really nervous and even whines while getting all the cat stuff bc he's like but takane!!! we havent even MET the cat yet how can we know what kind of litter it likes !!! or what kinda toys!!!! or what kinda food!!! takane is having the patience of a saint because they know how excited haruka is but also JUST BUY THE DAMN LITTERBOX

awwww but i do also imagine takane pretty excited too. yknow how takane remarks how nervous haruka got before the festival even tho he's usually really chill. and she was also very nervous but still keeps it together to help him calm down. i think its something like that. *punches wall cries all night* WHERES THE HARUTAKA STIMMING PIC

👆shittles

erm erm erm. yeah💖 takane is also excited i think it's them who choose the cat because haruka is like cat overstim. he wants to take all of them. he has cat toys lying around at home just to play around with the street cats. so walking into a shelter!?!?!?!? Mission impossible. takane's the one who sees the grumpy dusty ass ball of black fluff cat at the corner and is like. YOU.

erm. most spoiled cat in the history of spoiled cats. when she arrives immediately its fur gets all shiny and shit. 2 only children adopt their first pet ever = spoiled cat. it is simple. also they both work from home so they're ALWAYS THERE WITH THE CAT!!!!

and harutaka apartment = nap central btw. Haruka: GROUP NAP TIME STARTS IN 5!! everyone bring ur blankies. takane's like stop calling it group nap time its just us two. but then when they get the cat she has no more arguments. its group nap time bro. get in here. haruka's the kind to go looking for the cat to bring to bed. literally wakes it up from its own nap just to make it nap with him.

oh by the way the cat is kinda grumpy but super clingy like dont touch me but i can touch u💖 again. takane = cat. a lot like ur kido jr one. the same essence.

cat is especially clingy to haruka. he says its cuz he's her faaaavorite :3 and takane's like yeah because when she headbutts ur phone to make u put it down to get pets YOU DO IT and if shes asking for food when she shouldnt eat YOU DO IT and also YOU FEED HER FANCY EXPENSIVE ASS WET FOOD and when she's on ur lap and ur legs are totally asleep YOU LET HER STAY and ur generally just letting the fucking cat boss u around. haruka's like ........i'm her favorite though.

also the cat hates shintaro's guts bc i think that's funny. he cannot approach a hand without getting a hiss. it seems to be normal to ayano and others though. she's not particularly friendly and mostly doesnt care abt people. except haruka. she loves that guy. takane is ok too also takane SHOULD NOT ACT like it doesn't love cuddling with the cat. she does💖 NAP CENTRAL‼️‼️‼️Group nap time at harutaka apartment with the haru and the taka and a little cat. peace and love on planet earth

shintaro hears takane's complaining about haruka letting the cat boss him around and he's like. does she realize she's just describing her own fucking relationship with him. whatever. harutaka cat parents for real...

actor is no good with other cats so i doubt there would be a kidomomo cats playdate but im sure they make them videochat and the mekadan gc is generally FILLED with cat pics from kidomomo harutaka and kano. and dog pics from setomary. general any animals from seto. seto rly sends the most bizarre pics and everyone's like where even ARE YOU.

shintaro tries not to send tono pics bc when he does the whole groupchat will break for AT LEAST an hour because no one will stop sending bnuny. buyny. bunny.

#ask tag #headcanons #kidomomo #harutaka #and some others

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