#but i can't

[dinosaur-nuggets]

Okayokayokay- Rise will always be my fave bc its what got me back into TMNT, but I think I like MM more. Mainly because I relate so hard to the turtles in Mutant Mayhem, what with having an overprotective parent who's scared of anything happening to me, feeling different and separated from people my age but also wanting to have friends and experience life like a normal teenager, stuff like that. Not to mention the fact that Mutant Mayhem fucking SLAPS. The soundtrack, the VA's, the artstyle, etc. (Ive been listening to Can I Kick It on repeat for days now) Also the turtles are actually my age, so thats neat.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #unpause rottmnt #burntnugget #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mutant mayhem #tmnt mutant mayhem #jealousy #low-key kind of a vent #venting #vent post #i just want to live live like a normal teenager #and do dumb shit with friends #but I can't #oh well

[getvalentined]

HEY TUMBLR! I DESPERATELY WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE IN AUSTRALIA!

SOMEONE STOLE MY BEST FRIEND'S $2000 EBIKE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND GOT AWAY WITH IT

HELP THEM GET A NEW ONE

The details: One of my best friends in the entire world, @takenbynumbers, has been having a rough time lately. Their birthday is on the 10th, but the last couple months have been complete hell—and then today someone stole their ebike from where it was locked up right outside their place of work, in the lot, in front of the doors, in broad fucking daylight.

Nobody saw anything. All that was left was their extremely hefty lock, which was sliced to nothing, and their helmet.

They need this bike to get around, first and foremost, but also it's an integral tool in retaining their literal physical mobility, as it's a low-impact exercise that helps stave off the deterioration of their hips due to a hereditary condition. A police report has been filed, but that's not likely to go anywhere—these things are never recovered.

If you're going "wait a second, didn't one of your friends have an ebike stolen a couple years ago?" you are correct! This is the same friend! Last time someone broke into the locked secure storage cage at the apartment complex where lived and stole it in the middle of the night—they got a lock to make sure that couldn't happen again, and THIS TIME SOME JACKASS USED BOLT CUTTERS!

I AM SO FUCKING MAD BUT I AM IN THE WRONG HEMISPHERE TO ENACT REVENGE

If we can raise enough to get them a new one it would be the best birthday present in the world. External links deboost posts all over the net, so PLEASE signal boost this if you can. Everything helps.

#signal boost #fundraising #donate if you can #please #this is one of my favorite people on earth #i'd buy them a bike myself if I could #but I can't #so please #everything helps

[navstuffs]

headcanons of leon adopting a dog (gn!reader)

warning: none, pure fluff, leon with dogs

Leon never shared your interest in adopting a dog. Despite every dog you met gravitating towards him, having a dog wasn't on his wish list. Due to his job, he didn't want to leave all responsibility in your hands.

So when your sister begs you to take care of Bowie, her brown labrador, you think it won't be a problem. Leon is away on a mission, you work from home and have been feeling pretty lonely. Besides, it is an emergency, and your sister will return soon. You just have to make sure there was no evidence of a dog in the house before Leon comes home. Which could take days, weeks, or months.

So you will be fine.

When your sister asks for a few extra days, you get a little nervous, thinking you might take the dog to a hotel. Bowie seems comfortable around the house like he belongs there, so you delay it.

When Leon finally comes home, exhausted, the only thing on his mind is relaxing in your arms after a shower, he hears taps on the floor in his direction and sees Bowie looking directly at him, his tail wagging excitedly.

Leon doesn't say anything, staring down at Bowie. Wasn't that your dog's sister? What is he doing there? 

Bowie slowly approaches him, sniffing his pants and looking up with cute brown eyes. Leon knows anyone would have fallen immediately, but he doesn't, calling your name.

You run downstairs, watching Bowie tangle on Leon's legs. Your boyfriend looks astonished, and you have to muffle a laugh. 

"I am sorry, I am sorry! My sister needed someone to take care of Bowie, and I offered. I thought he would be gone now, but she needed a few extra days."

Leon notices you are nervous, rubbing your hands together, anxiously awaiting his answer. Leon sighs, letting his bag on the floor, Bowie sniffling it. He walks toward you, pulling you into a hug.

"It is alright, sweetheart. I am not mad. It was an emergency. All good."

You let out a deep breath, hugging him back tightly. You were so relieved he was back in your arms and not angry. You two feel Bowie trying to join in on the hug.

You do your best to keep Bowie out of Leon's way the next few days, but the dog is obviously drawn to him. If Leon gets up, Bowie follows. After returning from your usual walks with him, Bowie immediately returns to Leon. You try to lure Bowie with treats, but after he eats them, he returns to Leon again. 

(some part of you is getting jealous since you have been taking care of Bowie for quite some time and he chooses Leon like this. but can you blame them?)

One day, you have to run some errands. You tell Leon you can leave Bowie in the crate so he doesn't disturb him, but Leon says it is all good. 

You try to finish as fast as you can. Before you go home, you get a pizza, drinks, and special doggie treats from Bowie. You don't hear Bowie taps to welcome you when you arrive home. After dropping everything on the kitchen counter, you call Leon.

You find both of them napping on the sofa, Bowie lying on top of Leon, his head comfortably on his chest. They look peaceful, Leon's features calm as his hand holds Bowie.

You don't know who you are more jealous of if Leon or Bowie, almost melting with how freaking cute they look. Leon looks so peaceful as well. You get your phone to take a few pictures before leaving them both to sleep.

After that, Bowie gets even more attached to Leon and vice-versa. Leon starts to join you and Bowie in walks, takes him on morning runs, and even suggests taking Bowie to a dog park. Leon feeds him, gives him baths, and suggests Bowie might need a toy.

If Leon is lying down on the sofa, Bowie always jumps on top of him. Leon would stroke Bowie's head and body until they both fell asleep.

The day Leon goes grocery shopping, he finds a toy for Bowie. Not a squeaky annoying one, but one he could throw for him.

When Leon returns home, he looks for Bowie. He finds you on your laptop in the living room. When Leon asks you where Bowie is, you scratch your head telling him anxiously your sister picked him up earlier. 

"I am sorry you couldn't say goodbye. She was in a rush."

Leon doesn't reply, simply nodding and taking groceries to the kitchen. He doesn't speak much for the rest of the day, looking like the past depressed Leon.

One month pass until Leon has to leave for a mission again. You are sad to see him go, not knowing when you will see him again. At least you have enough time to prepare a surprise for him.

When Leon returns, he is surprised to hear the taps against the floor.

A mixed-breed puppy comes running to check on him. You follow close behind, watching Leon hold the puppy in his arms.

"His name is Prince. He is here temporarily if we don't want to stay with him."

"He stays." 

"He stays then."

#leon kennedy x reader #leon s kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy #leon kennedy fluff #leon s kennedy x you #leon kennedy headcanons #leon kennedy imagines #I HAVE FALLEN #HARD #I TRIED TO NOT WRITE #I TRIED TO REMAIN STRONG #but i can't #can you fucking imagine leon with dogs though? ESPECIALLY PUPPIES #my first leon something something #i have another two other projects for him that honestly are really good

[theabbystabby]

No matter how bright my anger burns, I must not bite that hands that reared me.

#My Art #Vent Art #Horror #i want to bite and gnash and maim and stomp #but I can't #for my mental self preservation #doesn't stop me from WANTING to go apeshit though #non muzzle version included because the mouth was fun and I like how it turned out #anyway I am rage in a cage right now grrr grrrrrr

[nau-the-duke]

Aaaah, I wish I had content to post, but I haven't been able to actually draw lately because I've been taking care of my spayed cat, and it takes a lot of my time, so no actual new drawings for now

I did, however, tried to understand a little the shape of Crowley's eyes. It's not much, but I guess it's better than leaving this account with no new art kdskdsk

I still have a lot to practice, but I love his eyes so much and I couldn't resist the urge to draw them and try to do them in a way that suits my style more

#i love eyelashes #crowley #crowley fanart #good omens #good omens fanart #this is pretty much just a crowley's eyes appreciation post #i regret nothing #gomens #art #i want to draw seriously so bad #BUT I CAN'T #sobbing #oh to have david tennant's eyes #david tennant #hah almost forgot that tag again #anthony j crowley #the duke art

[heretherebedork]

I mean, to be clear, it's because he's a gay man in a homophobic but also deeply filial society who is forced to either be in the closet or to make a break with family and he cares about people and is terrified of what it could mean to be himself and so instead he hides and runs and fears and tries to place himself in places that placate both sides of himself even knowing he never fully can.

It's because he's a gay artist being shoved into a het businessman role with no easy way out without breaking the bonds of the culture he was raised in and destroying the values he grew up with and still believe in.

It's because he can't have power in this situation because the moment he is true to himself that power means nothing and will be stripped away and cast aside.

It's because he is living a life where there is always a lie on the tip of his tongue and he thought he finally found a way around it with his best friend and an end date and now he's realizing that nothing he thought would free him truly will.

But if he works for you, all he's protecting is a lie.

The power you offer him protects the version of Do Han you want but not the version of Do Han that he really is.

#wedding impossible #kdrama #korean drama #i have strong feelings about Do Han okay #very strong ones #i just want to protect him #but i can't #so instead i will just constantly defend him #in defense of do han #lee do han

[innerchorus]

WIP progress is proving impossible because (almost) every waking thought is about Gurgin right now. Do you think he'll leave me alone if I give in and write a drabble about him instead.

#i wish i could control where my attention goes #but i can't #i'm so fixated right now

[theswordnthepen]

Now that we know Ed kept that robe, do we think Stede didn't know that Ed had kept it until he saw him wearing it that morning or or do we think that maybe just maybe he found it while cleaning up the cabin and maybe just maybe when he brought Ed back on to the ship after the dinner with Anne and Mary and he decided that Ed needed some extra love and care and maybe just maybe talked him into stripping down out of his clothes to get comfy and maybe just maybe wrapped him up in that robe all nice and safe and cozy as a bug in a rug.

ANYWAY.

#ofmd #otp: you wear fine things well #i think i need professional help after all this #god now i wanna write it #but i can't #i already have 3 other wips i'm working on #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #our flag means death

[wanderingmind867]

Great. Luke's running a gladiatorial combat arena in the labyrinth where Antaeus can kill all he wants. I hate you, Luke. So much blood on your hands. You deserve nothing but the most torturous death imaginable. I hate you, you murderous scum. In 4 books you've killed so much. Your own men, other campers, monsters that did nothing wrong, etc. The man has no moral qualms with killing so many people, all for a worthless goal. I hate Luke so much. If he were real, I think I'd have just hired a hitman on him by now. For that matter, why didn't anyone try that? Infiltrate his army and kill him from within? That's genius. Someone needs to write a story about that.

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson series #pjo series #my ideas #pjo ideas #story ideas #anti luke castellan #I wish I could like luke #see what everyone else sees #but i can't

[goffilolo]

today's leaks be like:

#black clover #bc spoilers #don't come at me #i wanted to like this so badly #but i can't #because it makes no fuckin sense

[carlyraejepsans]

GRAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I WANT TO DRAW!!!!!!!???!!!!

#BUT I CAN'T #WHY CAN'T I DRAW

[psychicmisfortune]

so mad i went into wonka wanting to make fun of it only to leave crying

#IT WAS SO GOOOOD SFJJSHDHSJD #wonka #wonka 2023 #timothee chalamet #<- I REALLY WANTED TO BE MEAN ABOUT HIM BEING A WEIRD GUY™ #BUT I CAN'T #IT WAS SO GOOD #THE MUSICAL NUMBERS

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

midoriya: kacchan and i are dating now! kirishima [shocked]: BAKUGO, YOU'RE GAY??? bakugo: OF COURSE I AM.

#i literally cannot see bakugo even glancing in the direction of a woman #like no hate to ships where bakugo is with a woman #but i can't #i CAN'TTTT #mha #bnha #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes funny #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect bnha quotes #bkdk #bakudeku #bkdk incorrect quotes #bakudeku incorrect quotes #kacchan x deku #bakugo x midoriya #katsuki x izuku #katsuizu #decchan #mizismiz

[madlad-sadgal]

Goldenheart AU

Should I really start thinking up a whole other AU when I'm still trying to plan out one? No. Am I gonna do it anyways? Yes.

Quick note #1, this is a mix of Band AU and "Separated Childhood friends who meet again as adults (except one doesn't know it's their childhood friend)" AU.

Also a note at the end.

Nimona Spoilers (Maybe? Not sure, but I'll out a cut here just in case)

In this AU, there's no kingdom surrounded by big ass walls with canons, although I'm not sure if there are shapeshifters or not (Nimona's still there, I'm just not sure if they can shapeshift or not or if they're just this weird energetic teenager). What is there though is social classes.

The Queen, aka Valerin, is Ambrosius' mother and she runs a very successful company. Ambrosius is therefor part of the richer class which basically has access to anything.

Ballister Boldheart, on the other hand, although he isn't living on the streets, his family isn't doing the best when it comes to money and he does some easy jobs to try and gather money to help his parents.

The boys meet at the park one day. Ambrosius was out playing with some friends from school (Todd maybe with a few random OCs) when he saw the scrawny boy picking up trash, so he decided to approach him. Turns out the scrawny boy (Ballister) was picking up trash to help the park keeper who'd then pay him depending on the amount of trash he picked up

Ambrosius felt bad for him so he decided to help him and didn't leave until his mom's secretary and his nanny (The Director, who else) came to pick him up

The Director obviously saw the two interact and didn't think much of it, until Ambrosius starts asking for money from his mom to help his new friend, which she actively gives him and praises him for helping people in need, and then Ballister's coming to visit and now the two are inseparable

Now she obviously doesn't like that, but she brushes it off thinking that this'll pass when Ambrosius grows up and realizes that he's much better than that

But then something happens (you choose what, can be a death, something good with the company) and Ambrosius has to move away, so the two boys who have been friends for like six-seven are now separated and heart broken, and since Bal can't afford a phone they won't be able to keep in touch, and he outright refuses to let Ambrosius give him one, so now they're separated

Fast forward a few years, it is now Ambrosius' 21st birthday, and to celebrate, he's allowed to choose one band that Valerin will pay to show up, and he chooses the Shifters/The Shapeshifters/whatever else references the movie or comic

The Shifters are a small band that's pretty recent, but Ambrosius loves their songs, and he thinks the lead singer, who goes by Bal, is cute

The band shows up and Ambrosius is having the time of his life, even more so when two members of the band, Bal and Nimona, come to personally wish him a happy birthday

Obviously, he's just talked to his celebrity crush, so he fails to notice just how familiar Bal is, and he doesn't think he'll ever meet the man again

Bal, on the other hand, is well set on seeing Ambrosius again, because holy fuck that's his childhood friend, and he had to practically beg Nimona and the rest of the band (some OCs maybe) to come here just so he could see him

Ballister started this band in hopes that it would take off and he could make a living out of it to help his parents (for plot convenience, it works out or not, depends what direction you wanna go)

So, when Ballister sees Ambrosius again in a cafe, he strikes up a conversation and they end up talking for a long while and end up exchanging numbers

What isn't planned in the plan is for the Director to recognize Ballister and know how much of a crush Ambrosius has on him (despite him not knowing who he really is) and she doesn't like that because someone from higher class dating someone lower class like Ballister hell no

Then starts her plans to foil everything, Nimona being slightly annoyed at Ballister desperately trying to get back in contact with his friend, Ambrosius having a celebrity crush that surprisingly actually works out and Valerin being oblivious to all of this

Ambrosius looks pretty much just like he does in the movie when he's wearing his civilian clothes, except he has long hair with the under part shaved (Is there a name for that haircut?)

Valerin and the Director dress like business women instead of royals

Nimona has basically the same style, except add a bunch of colour: pins, dyed streaks of hair, bright bracelets, etc.

Ballister has a similar style to Nimona, and he dyed a streak of his hair pink (because I can)

That's all I got for now. If this catches anyone's eye, I'll make another part exploring why the Director dislikes the mix of classes so much and how she frames Ballister this time, or the next part can also be about how Bal and Ambrosius get closer.

Quick note #2, this doesn't have anything to do with this, but I'm starting to realize most of my ideas come when I'm doing the dishes, and as dumb as it is, it gives me motivation to do them, so I'm not complaining

Quick note #3, I'm thinking of doing and angsty one shot of that one scene where Ambrosius gets stabbed and it's actually him, except Ballister sings "You Are My Sunshine" to him as he dies because Ambrosius used to sing it to him before everything. Would anyone read it if I posted it?

#nimona #ballister boldheart #nimona movie #ambrosius goldenloin #goldenheart #nimona 2023 #ballister x ambrosius #nimona netflix #nimona au #I wish I could draw just so I could show you guys how Ballister looks in my head #but I can't #but if anyone wants to draw this or make a fanfic of it #feel free to do so