#but i dont eat squishy babies
Text
HOW HE F--KS YOU pt. 3
pt. 1 Dazai, Ranpo, Ango | pt. 2 Chuuya, Kunikida, Tachihara | pt. 3 Poe, Atsushi, Fukuzawa
SMUT AGAIN, gn!reader but multiple anatomies mentioned, MDNI
Poe
He fucks you submissively.
He whimpers. He whines. He cries. It just feels so good, he can't help it. He loves when you press him down into the mattress and fuck him. The weight of you on his hips holding him down while your cock/strap buries in his ass makes his whole body burn and tingle. When you lay on him and buck your hips repetitively, even if only shallowly, it makes him mewl and whine oh so prettily. He cums all over himself and the bed and makes such a mess and you tsk and tell him he has to clean it up before he's allowed to make you cum.
He was incredibly nervous the first time you started to get intimate. He almost backed out with tears in his eyes, saying he was just too nervous and he wasn't sure if he could please you, but you reeled him back into your arms and reassured him that you would help him figure things out. "I'll take good care of you, precious boy," you whispered, sending a shiver down his spine. You felt his erection against your leg and knew he liked you taking the lead, so you sank to your knees and once he gave you the green light you sweet talked him between sucking him dry.
He's only comfortable having sex at home, either yours or his. He's a creature of habit and of safe spaces, so he has to be somewhere he's very comfortable to start taking his clothes off and getting down. He gets more confident as time goes on and as he gets more practice, but he's still quite the sub for you.
He's calling you mommy if you identify as female. you can tell him to knock it off if you want.
When he takes the lead, he's very vanilla. He wants to eat you out and/or suck you dry, he wants to finger you and watch you squirm, he wants to fuck you and cum inside and tell you he'll make a pretty baby with you, though he always reassures you afterwards that he can pay for whatever necessary aftercare you need to avoid pregnancy, if that's what you require.
Atsushi
He fucks you obsessively.
If he could drown in your pussy/ass he would. He's diving in there headfirst every chance he gets. He loves when you wear dresses and skirts because he has easier access to your cunt. He'll dive under your skirt, tongue already out, lapping at your pussy like a dog drinking water. He gets so over excited that his hips are bucking even without anything for him to rut against.
When he fucks you doggy style, he fucks you doggy style. His arms are locked around your waist TIGHTLY, his back arched, he's panting and he's humping you as fast as he can, filling the air with obscene slapping sounds, moans, huffs, and whines. He thanks you for the use of your cunt/ass, telling you over and over "it's so good, thank you thank you, fuck, you're so good, baby please, I wanna cum, please can I cum?"
he! needs! praise! he needs you to tell him he's good, that he's making you feel good, that you're gonna cum because of him. He needs pets and kisses and your hands running through his hair. when he's feeling down and asks you for sex, you know the best position is lying on your sides facing each other, arms around each other, you kissing him and playing with his hair while he thrusts slowly, occasionally switching his cock for his hand to pleasure you then going back to his dick when his orgasm isn't so pent up. He likes to make these sweet sessions long because they're his favorite.
he likes sucking on your tits. even if you dont have any, he likes playing with your nipples. if your boobs are big and/or squishy, he's pawing at them every chance he gets, and he wants them in his mouth bad.
Fukuzawa
He fucks you expertly.
He's a good bit older than you, so he has more experience. After all, he's a lover not a fighter ;)
He makes everything feel special and sensual. He's the type to set up candles and gentle music and give you a full body massage before the first time you have sex. His hands gliding across your body, sneaking closer and closer to your crotch until finally his fingers are slipping inside/wrapping around you, making you moan his name out softly. he'll suck on your breasts, eat you out for a few minutes, and then fuck you (very responsibly with a condom) with confident, measured thrusts. he knoooows what he's doing ;)
He may occasionally joke that he's an old man, but he's still very fit and spry. No weak knees here, he's climbing on top of you or holding you up while having sex just like a "younger" guy would do.
He's theoretically against having sex anywhere that isn't home because it's very disrespectful, but sometimes his urges overtake his rational mind and he may ask you to come to the office in the middle of the day and it may or may not end up with you riding him in his office while the ADA employees are none the wiser on the other side of the door.
If you ever ask him to call you names or degrade you, he'll sternly tell you no, he doesn't like calling you names or being mean to you. But if you call him daddy... especially if he's already inside of you... he's getting a rush of arousal so strong it makes him cum instantly. he'll tell you not to do it again while blushing and secretly hoping that you will, so you hold onto it like a secret weapon. when you want him but he's busy, all you have to do is send him a tit pic and say "waiting for you, daddy <3" and he'll be home ASAP and bricked
#bsd x reader#bsd headcanons#atsushi x reader#atsushi headcanons#poe x reader#poe headcanons#fukuzawa x reader#fukuzawa headcanons#bungo stray dogs#bsd smut#atsushi smut#poe smut#fukuzawa smut
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
hot tub sex wit ony ? drabble ?? oneshot ?? this longer than i thought it wld be i just cant stop talkin... its 11 am bruh
its soooo obvious that im more into a soft sex kinda vibe, always or rough sex written in the most gentle and soft way possible 🙈
so i cant help but constantly imagine hot tub sex wit ony. in my head at the start of the relationship he constantly gravitates towards our apartment. in his mind he felt it was safer for his partners always, not wanting you to feel yk at danger in a man's house despite how safe he made you feel BUT ofc you have a jacuzzi.
in this universe, like in my head, i imagine both ony and reader have jobs in the medical feild likkee maybe ony is a surgeon and reader is a private psychiatrist who sometimes picks up shifts at the hospital onyankopon works at ???
ANYWHO becuzz of this they sometimes work hard ass shifts, whether theyre long or short, its hard as fuckk and they come home tired. ony gets home first, maybe an hour earlier and he has a key card to your apartment so he can let himself in, feeds your pets and relaxes on the couch, thinking of if he should make you two dinner or order sumn.
then he thinks of the jacuzzi, a nice relaxing hot soak after a hard shift is all he needs so he stops petting your cat or roughhousing with the dog and orders sushi, grabbing a drink of his choice whether it be wine, a light alcohol or sum shit for yall to sip when the sushi comes.
i think you get home not long after the sushi is delivered. maybe 10 minutes later and its still fresh and warm OUU shit i need sum sushi rn 😭 and ony fine ass is in some black swim shorts with the sushi all out on a platter wit the sauces on it, and hes got his feet in the water while he jus sits on the side of the jacuzzi and calls out to let yk where he is
you take a quick rinse off before donning a bikini, a black one to match his b4 putting up your braids and joining him on the edge wit a kiss. i like to think ony loooves kissing. he loves stimulatin his mouth n his lips. its a long, soft kiss and u cant help but lean into each other its like ugghh at last i can relax and let my gaurd down and just be vulnerable after being in this big position at work yk? 🤭
so you share several long kissing before both getting waist deep into the hot tub, letting the bubbling heated fun engulf you both as you down pieces of sushi, feeding each other while staying connected at the hip. i think he cant help but put his hands on u, always letting it rest on ur hip. sometimes i tink he jus likes to be touching you at all times its like a safety thing, sometimes jus resting his hand on your shoulder, ankle, tummy, dont matterrr he wants to kno ur there.
its only a matter of time before talking about each others day becomes nothing more than a whisper of a conversation. and ur eyes cant leave each others lips... necks, chests... and then ur kissin again :) hehee and kissin all over each other so tenderly and meek.
just then hes slipping his hands under ur peachy squishy ass n lifting u to the edge of the tub, kickin ur feet in the air and he sees ur toes are done. pretty pink polish with a baby pink french tip, and baby pink flower designs dancing across a few toes ... hes not one to have a raging foot fetish but it entices him,,, sooo he puts ur toes in his mouth and it tickles a bit ! but feeling his hot tongue caress ur little toes carelessly makes u feel all warm, especially ur cheeks.
eeeeek and then he jus cant help but continue to lick , suck n kiss all about your ankle, i imagine ur gold/silver lil anklet has his name awn it cuz he doesnt want u to tattoo his name :<< , but his lips smooth there way up to your inner thighs and hes pullin ur panties to the side so his thick lips can sink into ur thick lips as he slowly jus... makes out wit ur cunt idk if i can even call it 'eating out' anymore, hes in luv with ur pussy. obsessed wit the way u smell down there actually. fuck a roses and flowers smell bitch he is stealin yo panties after a LONG day at work tf 😭 he jus like me fr ok ok.
i jus luv a soft sex moment, his tongue mixes wit u sooo well and ur whines are of no use to him cuz he's havin fun and everythings jus so... slow and relaxed. ur grindin up into his face slow too cuz what else can u do but relax and just let your man do his thing. hes laying his upper body into you, drinkin ur squirt when u cum and mushin his face all in ur cream when u do orgasm, its long and drawn out and so. good.
then he pulls u back in the water wit him, slippin his dick in u fluidly, connecting u both and honestly yall sit there for a good minute. just basking in each others immaculate warmth. the fuck is dragging , sloww and aching but neither of u care to move faster. ur holdin the edge of the tub and hes holdin ur legs up to your shoulders , usin each other as leverage to fuck into the other slow and deep. low moans r harmonizing wit each other and its just... perfect :(
all thruought the fuck n i cannawwt stress this enuf he is kissin on u , he cant help it. he revels in kissin all over ur face and lips even if ur too far gone to kiss him back , kissin on ur neck and ur tits that are all squished together cuz of the position annnnd kissin on ur thighs and ur legss as theyre so far up he can reach em wit his mouth. he presses kisses on ur head too . u deserve it :(( ohh u deserve it so bad and its moments like these that i luv always.
even when u guys cum , ur lips are locked and ur swallowing each others moans, and breathin hot in each others mouths when ur done.
why is this so long notice how i cant shut tf up ab soft sex ???? bye yall !
#﹒﹒﹒💗 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦: 𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 💌 𓂃 !#aot onyankopon#onyankopon snk#onyankopon smut#onyankopon x reader#onyankopon#ony x reader#onyankopon x black y/n#onyankopon x black reader#worrdd vomit!#aot smut#attack on titan#aot x reader#aot x black reader#black coded characters#onyankopon headcannon
361 notes
·
View notes
Text
You sit in the waiting room of the doctors office, nervously fidgeting your hands. It’s time for the annual health check up. You sure had a good year, the trousers digging into your belly are proof of that.
A nurse calls your name. Are you imagining things, or did she she do a double take when she saw you, her eyes lingering slightly over your pudgy mid section? She offers you a polite, professional smile though, and lead you into the office.
The doctor, a graying fit man man in his late fifties, sits behind his desk, endorsed in paper work.
”Welcome mr/ms Y/N” he murmurs. He glances at you over his spectacles, his eyes sweeping over your red, round cheeks, budding double chin and protrouding belly. ”Well you certainly look… healthy. Shall we get started?”
He gestures towards an old fashioned manual steele scale. You step on it with a loud *clonk*. The doctor raises an eyebrow and adjusts the metal weight until the scale is in balance. He looks in his notes and scoffs, almost sounding amused.
”Well well… you were close to underweight last time we weighed you. Now however… you seem to have fattened up quite nicely.”
You swallow, feeling very self concious.
”H-how much have I gained?”
”It seems to be… almost sixteen kilos”
”Sixteen kilos?” That was more than you had expected.
”Sixteen kilos” the doctor confirms ”Thats… quite much in just a years time.”
”Well there obviously must me something wrong with your scale” you say with an akward laugh. The doctor smirks.
”The scale is perfectly fine, I asssure you. Any… changes of habits recently?”
”Well…” you are tempted to lie, but the doctor looks at you sternly.
”Well what?”
”Uhm I guess I… relaxed a bit recently” you admit ”I-I moved in with my partner… They’ve been cooking a lot for me… And I haven’t gone to the gym as… frequently as I used to” your voice trails off.
”Uhuh. That explains alot, doesnt it? Well, last time I saw you, you were a scrawny little thing and you sure needed to put on a few. Sixteen kilos though… That’s overdoing it. You need to get rid of that gut” the doctor pats your tummy condencendingly.
”Yes doc” you say and and clench your jaws. How could you have let yourself go like this? Why didn’t anybody tell you you were getting so big?
”We should measure your body fat to, dear. Pull up your shirt for me, will you?”
You reluctantly pull up your shirt and reveal a pale, squishy midsection. The doctor takes a metal clisp and take a firm grip on your belly roll between his thumb and indexfinger. You feel the cold metal against your skin, and winces as the clisp pinches you.
”Godness me…” he murmurs. You swallow. ”Well you certainly haven’t been starving” the doctor chuckles as he scribbles down some notes in his papers. ”So… tell your partner to cut down on the butter and cream in their cooking. It really isnt doing you any favours. Maybe go on some brisk walks together. By next year, I want to see you trimmed down. Okay?”
You nod and manage a polite smile.
After the meeting, your partner meets you up outside the doctors office. They give you brief kiss on the lips and squeeze your sides.
”How was the doctors appointment love?”
”Well…”
”You look upset, is everything alright?”
You sigh.
”Well the doctor told me I had gained too much weight” you murmur.
”Oh love…”
”Yeah… god it was so humiliating” you press your palms against your eyes, feeling tears burn under your eyelids. Your partner pulls you into an embrace.
”My poor baby… Hey hey…. Shh… Its okay, its okay... We’ve had a good year, haven’t we? Its been so nice to see you eat whatever you want, to your hearts content. I would hate him to ruin that for you love”
You nod, sniveling. Your partner strokes your belly in calming circles.
”Screw him. Tell you what love” your partner lowers their voice to a whisper ”I just made your favourite eclairs. The ones with chocolate cream. Why dont we go home and have some?”
You can’t help but light up.
”Oh yes those are my favourite” you murmur longingly with a moan, feeling your mouth water.
”Hey I knew that would put a smile on your face” you partner chuckles and pinches your chubby cheek lovingly ”Lets go home dear, let me take care of you”
#dom feeder#feedee belly#feederism kink#feederism writing#queer feedee#soft feedism#trans feedee#feedee perspective#Feederismwriting#humiliationkink#doctor kink
370 notes
·
View notes
Note
Platonic yandere yautja x human child reader
Aww dad yautja😊 I didn't write for yautjas in months!! Hopefully u enjoy it!! Also i used they/them for kid. No tw, only cuteness and wholesome dad figure yautja👹 request open
Dad yautja with human kid
Bro is confused ??? Tf??? Why is there a child here??
He either found them abandoned in middle of nowhere or accidentally killed their perents, by 'accidentaly' i mean ofc he wanted to kill them he just didn't know there was a child nearby and now he feels bad
Kinda finds human pups ugly😭 why are you so smol and loud wtf
Dad!yautja after he kinda adopts y/n he gets too overprotective! Like dude won't leave their side at all, especially when you guys are outside; dude will pick them up and just carry around.
Can't cook to save his life, he kinda set kitchen on fire. And humans cant eat raw meat, so now you are on fruit diet for now (and veggies)
Had this parental instinct to teach them everything, how to shoot, find food, basic self-defence, overall taking good care of themselfs. But he kinda likes that he has to provide for them, it gives him control yknow
When he carries them around everywhere! He acually lets them sit on his shoulders or just hang on his neck😓😍
Cant say no to those cute big eyes! Yes he will let them 'decorate' his armor (with glitter and stickers) and he will let them paint his nails and he will lisen to them gossip about their friends.
If his kid is a little artist and walks up to him and says "papa i drew you!" He does not care that he looks like a lizard nor that they didn't color it perfectly. Dude is purring, picking y/n up and he carries this drawing in pocket everywhere
Other yautjas say that he spoils them, but he disagrees! Your a HUMAN baby, i mean yeah your basically one of yautjas now but!!! Your tiny! And your skin is so squishy!!!
He had to learn how to comb their hair cuz at some point y/n simply refused to cut it (me too lil guy) and he respects them so much he won't just do something against them
Kinda wishes he could understand human body language more
Also about body language i can imagine kid just kinda mimicing yatuja body language and habits. Like dad!yatuja will say "child please go to bed its late" the kid will just angry respond with a hiss👹 "hsssss👽🦎" "?????" If yaujtas had eyebrows, he would rise them
If y/n is a girl, and she has her first period? Dude panics! HUHH WHAT BLOOD??? FROM WHERE!?? UHHHH????
Dude tries to be a perfect father figure, he tries to have similar intrests with his kid so they can connect more, but if y/n is totally not into hunting, collecting, nature themed stuff, Yautja is more than happy to catch up with whatever teens are into this days, but he will judge the hell out of tv shows (if they watch any)
I kinda forgot it suppose to be yandere so it turned out to be just wholesome im so sorry
Understands that kid needs privacy but he will just go invisible mode and lurk in shadows! Like what if somone attacks you??? Or worse! What if you meet some humans that he doenst like??? What if they will tell y/n all lies about what 'bad war crimes' he commited and what 'murderous' his kind is!! Those are lies pls dont lisen to humans
No boy/girlfriends!!! Nuh uh!! Your his little baby you cant go doing all those... things... with some human. ugh! this person probably can't even hunt for you!! Or give you nice treasures!! Or build a pretty nest!! Why would you like them my child?? Look at all those trophies i gathered for all those years! You should stay here!
He loves the fact that he lives in some wild ass jungle and y/n cant leave him due to all those dangers around, plus he loves that y/n will always stay tiny(in comparison obviously) and weak so be basically needs to provide for them! Right???
I used x reader tags ONLY to reach bigger audience
266 notes
·
View notes
Text
"who the fuck are you sir?"
"Oh you feed me.. yes.. yes.."
So how this baby came about was mmm well okay so i was playing in the tribe save file (as i am in right now ) hanging out la de da, i go to see how Celest (Izzi's aunt)
was doing and i saw she had ONE ! ONE! whole ass babyy okay!i said NOPE and just did nothing with that until i dont know two days ago? XD and wanted to update her for the wedding and at least age the baby up to a infant ... here i go EXPECTING ONE BABY... NO SHE HAD TWO NOW! and i went "what the actual fuck... you must be fucking joking. "
Fucking trademark... so than she got a man ;P thank you roomie >:3
somehow? i think got Kane's relationship to the now CUTE LITTLE SNUGGLE BUGGLE CUTIE Abby Everly ( she named her Abby organically so i picked the middle name XD) to be his daughter. But i just found it funny how she looked at him because girlie we do not know who your real dad is... i might have deleted him by wearing a ridiculous collection of cc running around. NOPE fetus deletes... just liked the second kid. I enny meenny minny mohhed that shit and abby won. plusss
their noses to me looked alike T.T even from a side view .. ahhhhh she is so cute T_T her little tiny squishy face!! and now you have one very attentive Daddy XD She literally whined for not even a second and Kane was on it.. XD Celest got to sleep, take a shower and eat happily XD it was cute. I love their little family. T-T Celest got her family finally ahhhh
#ts4#ts4 simblr#ts4 screenshots#sims 4#the tribe#my sims#ts4 gameplay#oc: Celest#oc: Kane Fl0pera#oc: Abby Everly
43 notes
·
View notes
Text
bf!skz hyung line reacting to you randomly hugging them
Warnings: none
Genre: fluff
Paring: skz (seperate) x reader
a/n: i promise i have ideas i js dont have time to write them 😭
#^bangchan
You were bored sitting around in your shared apartment, Bangchan was on his phone all day and you wanted his attention. So you decided to run up to him and give him a big hug. You ran up to chan, throwing yourself on him, you inhaled his scent and relaxed your whole body.
“Baby?” Chan giggled. “what was that for!”
“Mmh, I wanted attention.” You whined, pulling back to look at him.
“Okay, then you have my attention now.” He smiled putting him phone down, lightly caressing your face. You let out a light ‘yay’ and started talking away, laughing and cuddling. Yeah you really did have his attention (for the past 2 hours) now.
#^leeknow
Lee know had just finished taking a shower having practice prior to that. He was reading a book in bed while you were finishing up making dinner for the two of you.
You walked in to your shared bedroom smiling seeing him reading with a serious face which you found cute. He looks so huggable, you thought. He wore a fluffy hot chocolate coloured oversized turtle neck, he had his black and gold glasses on.
How has he hasn’t noticed me yet? You wondered.
Suddenly you fed into the urge to hug him, immediately running up to him and hugging him from the side of the bed.
“Agh, kitten, what’s up.” Minho was taken by surprised.
“Dinners ready…you just looked so squishy and huggable in that oversized turtle neck.” You flashed him a bright smile, as you pulled away from the hug.
“Hm, well lets go eat dinner, and i’ll think about if you’re allowed to cuddle me tonight.” He smirked.
“What! I didn’t do anything wrong though…” You whined, pouting your lips.
“To bad, baby” He shoved the duvet off of his lower half of his body stepping off the bed. You walked back into the kitchen waiting for him sit down and eat with you.
#^changbin
“ah, im so tired…” You mumbled under a huge sigh. You kicked off your shoes with a huff, dragging your feet all the way to your shared bedroom. You entered the room to see changbin on his computer, at the side of the bed, you lazily walk up behind him and slouched on top of him crouched body.
“baby, my back hurts get up, ill give you a proper hug..” Changbin whines,
“Fine” You reply lifting you body up only to be pulled into a tight hug shortly after.
“what’s up with you?” He question, seeing your tired state.
“bad day at work, I had some rude customers” You sigh explain what your work day had been like.
“Alright, wanna order take out and cuddle in bed?” He asked with a cheeky smile.
“Sounds like a pleasant idea, binnie” You giggled as you let go of the hug and dragged him to bed.
#^hyunjin
You were working on a painting you just recently started when you heard the front door unlock and open. That meant Hyunjin was home. You were quick to get up from you seat and ran to the front door, he just came back from tour and you missed him a ton. Before he could take off his shoes you jumped on to him, giving him a big koala hug.
“Princess, what’s up with you? You never just run up and hug me, I mean i’m not complaining” Hyunjin questioned with no intention of letting go of the hug.
“I missed you, like a lot” You mumbled closing your eyes and inhaling his scent.
“awe, I missed you too princess. Can i have a welcome back kiss?” He teased.
“Maybe later if I feel like it” You gave a cheeky smile.
“Please?” Hyunjin gave you puppy eyes, “I just got back from tour and I didn’t have your kisses for months”
“Okay fine” You giggled giving him a quick peck.
FIN
a/n: someone give me request and ideas istg!!
#skz#hearts4leeknow#i love skz#stray kids#i love you#kpop#lee know#fiction#hyunjin#bang chan#changbin#seo changbin#christopher bahng#lee minho#hwang hyunjin#stan skz#stray kids world domination#stray kids fluff#fluff#skz fluff#skz x reader#skz scenarios#skz imagines#skz aesthetic
124 notes
·
View notes
Note
hi! could i request something fluffy? maybe leon spoiling reader with some meal, or cuddles? thanks! ❤️
mentioning meals I AM THE REMINDER TO GO GET A SNACK AND REJUVENATE
and yes ofc i love writing fluffy fluffy hehehehe (im kind of uncreative rn so sorry). btw i'm writing this in the same format as the other one but if you want it to be more structured and narrative just uh tell me LOL
content : fluffy leon kennedy x gender neutral!reader (it's written in second person though). pet names lol
synopsis : leon wants to spoil you so he's feeding you and providing you with an army's ware of cuddles >:)
-food is fuel and leon is a fucking engine
-tbh i hc that leon has a big appetite for sweet stuff,,,, i'm sure a big collective of ppl agree bc he's so squishy squishy [what the fuck am i saying idk]
-anyway enough about me gushing on leon.
-YOU. when will you ever take the time to let him spoil you? are you trying to avoid him?:((
-leon is part kidding. he's not mad ofc but sometimes he can't help but get a tiny bit worried about you sometimes.
-see, leon is a firm believer that a person cannot come to their best senses unless their basic/psychological needs are fulfilled. that includes things like eating, or affection—because when your body senses that you're lacking in something, it will use your brain power to signal you that you need to eat or be smothered with affection! hence you can end up feeling burnt out if u dont pay attention to ur love vitals!! >:(
-leon's mindset will always be applied on you because you're his second heart, you're his tough rock and you need to be taken care of!!
-HE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE THINKING "affection? that's absurd people can still learn attentively and work efficiently without having to be coddled >:(" while yes in a sense its true—but sometimes you just don't realize that what you need is some time to be vulnerable and intimate, which can explain why your emotions feel a lot more heightened recently than usual (which he notices by the way). you've been tense for a while, and leon reasons that you can't just 'move on' from being overwhelmed with work stress and whatnot—you have to relieve it! but enough about theory.
-your hunger for food or affection is like a 7th sense to leon to be honest. while it's not an accurate intuition everytime, he's bound to think of you once every like two minutes.
-leon actually has very clear and high critical thinking skills. this means he is able to remember a lot of things about you even if he only notices them or you mention it once: this includes your comfort drink, where you like to be touched, hell maybe even the MBTI of your favorite character. and he ESPECIALLY knows what food you like. pad thai, sushi, oxtail, jerk chicken, cake, boba, YOU NAME IT HE KNOWS IF YOU LOVE IT OR NOT
-so when it actually came to asking you what you wanted, he'd send a text saying he's downtown and asking you 'what would you like, baby?'. he's careful with his words and doesn't say "do you want me to get you something on the way?" because it means he's giving you a choice >:( when the whole point is to spoil you because you deserve it.
-and if you answer with something vague like 'anything' HE DOESN'T MAKE YOU SPEAK FURTHER he'll just buy what he knows u like and keep the rest in the fridge if you dont wanna eat it :3 well that's what they're for, right?
"oh, my sweet.." his voice was quaint at the sight of you. leon tried his best to be silent when he entered the room, not wanting to sound like he was pitying you, but seeing you half-covered with comforters, mildly upset and your mind in a frazzle has his heart dropping a bit. you were probably thinking about so many things: meeting some deadlines, picking up this and that from the store, computing this... but you just couldn't organize your thoughts. but that's why leon was here.
your head moved to swivel his direction. "leon.." you smile at him weakly.
it was cold in the city tonight. leon places a hefty white plastic bag of your favorite on the nearby surface before he sits down in front of you from the edge of your bed. he takes the brief second of studying his lover's face before he pulls you into a comforting and warm hug. he can't help but pat the back of his sweet baby's head down, and you feel his lips barely nuzzle onto your ear as he mutters. "y're so good to me, baby. you know that?" leon reminds you before kissing the side of your head shortly. you tried to reciprocate it by giving him a nimble kiss on his cheek, which he gratefully accepts with an eager beam on his lips.
his hands slide down your arms in a soft stroke as he lets go of you gently. the rustling of the bed's layers being heard as leon moves a bit to reach for the hefty boxes of food, which he opens for you once he gives you take your utensil/s.
leon's happy seeing you eat. it's a form of reassurance to him personally witnessing you getting the fill you deserve after a whole few days of being so busy and rushing everywhere. it's a calming sense to him as you both soak in comfortable silence while he watches you eat. he was caring less that it's 2 in the morning and caring more about the way the color on your face slowly vibrates back onto your features. you seem less tired, just by a tad percentage. it makes him smile to himself knowing he was able to take care of you.
" 'm finished." you mumbled with a hum, feeling a little full and having to lie down. fullness makes you sleepy (and leon knows that!) so he has a subtle, cheeky little grin as he leans over and collects your legs with one arm, pulling you to make you lie on your back. he crawls over to lie down next to you, once again pulling you close to him while he wraps his arms around you— one patting and planted gently on your back while the other cradles your head close to his heart. just where you belong...
"you tired, baby?" leon asked shortly and your little nod sufficed. his cheek gently rests against the side of the crown of your head. his touch is soft, it's sweet as he rubs and scratches down your back gently. he gently scruffles at your scalp with his other hand's fingertips, and the motions will send you to a hopefully revitalizing sleep ♡. he places a kiss on the top of your head, like a ribbon keeping its gift from falling apart :(
he knows at this moment maybe you're thinking you don't deserve him. but that's so far from the truth.
#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#re2remake leon#re4remake leon#leon x reader#leon x reader fluff#this is also super bad n rash im sorry ill try to edit it later on
129 notes
·
View notes
Note
a new writer?! wowww! welcome welcome! i hope you can do something for sangyeon too. here's a headstart idea (or maybe an inspiration if you would take it that way.)
only child fm!reader was left alone with stepfather!sangyeon in the house because fm!reader's biological mom is out to get groceries and meet friends.fm!reader has been finding her stepdad very hot and when her mom told her that they can get to know each other while she's out, fm!reader tries to get his attention and she succeeded. she takes his hand.
"where are you taking me, sweet pea?" he asked in a gentle tone.
"to my room. it's less risky there because mom is the type of person who doesn't come in until she was told to," reader says. "and she has quite a bad hearing so if she doesn"t hear anything, she will just leave. she will immediately think i dont wanna be disturbed."
"of course." he said. "you will never want to be cut off while having fun on my dick."
thank you so much for welcoming me so warmly! <3
content: 18+, stepdaddy!sangyeon, stepcest, con, smut, mdni, he calls you pet names(babygirl, sweetie, etc)
you've always found your stepfather!sangyeon quite attractive. but it felt weird, but you couldn't help it. he's not your blood, so it's not THAT bad...right?
who knew you'd be in this position. sangyeon was slurping and licking, eating you out like his life depended on it. you had your panties stuffed in your mouth at the moment, so the moans you he was creating out of you was muffled. "don't want your mother hearing now do we babygirl?"
at this point, while eating you out sangyeon had already discarded his jeans, and underwear. the taste alone was making him hump the air a bit. you felt in complete bliss. who knew YOU'D also be experiencing what you've heard between thin walls. your mother muffled moans, the pleasure he was giving her, he was now giving to you. you were in HEAVEN, that you didn't even hear your mother call out, "guys, I'm home!!"
sangyeon heard it, and motioned for you to stay quiet, and covered your mouth with his hand. you nodded, but he decided it was the PERFECT time to slip 2 fingers into your tiny little pussy, while flicking his tongue against your clit. the mews and whimpers escaping your mouth was a little louder than expected.
"darling, you're being too loud.." the squishy and lewd noises your pussy is making from his fingers is insanely loud in the quiet room. mother still hasn't knocked or tried coming in, so it seems to be safe!
sangyeon decided you were prepped enough before standing up at the foot of the bed. your chest heaving as you watch him spit on his hand before stroking his cock lubing it up for you. he wasn't exactly big but he wasn't small either.
sangyeon interwined his fingers with yours before removing your panties from your mouth, and kissing you deeply. "are you ready, sweetie?" you nodded, before he prodded his cock against your opening, slapping it on your click before reaching between to rub your slick against his cock. a quiet "mmmh" against your neck before slipping himself inside.
you had squeezed his hand, and pursed your lips together so the moan that was threatening to escape, didn't. you felt so full. "daddy, it feels so good.." you whimpered quietly, taking a bit out of the arm closest to your head. "god, you're so fucking tight babygirl."
he sped up just a little, but not enough where the headboard is hitting the wall. feeling him thrust in & out felt like complete heaven. you were in bliss. "you know.. i've thought about this moment for a while.." he started gasping a little out of breathe. "i've always thought about having your tight little pussy wrapped around this cock."
just those words had you clenching, you were close. the tight feeling in your abdomen was getting closer and closer. "daddy, i'm gonna" biting your lip before a loud whimper accidently left your lips. you noticed sangyeon smiling before he let out a soft chuckle, covering your mouth. "you can cum baby, please cum around my cock."
and his voice alone helped, you let it all go. the feeling of ecstasy, making your vision blurry and seeing stars. the clench around his cock, made him let go. he quickly pulled out before spraying his cum against your stomach. both a grunting mess, your body shaking. "mmm fuck.." sangyeon gasped into your neck before laying down next to you.
"we should... do this more often, sweetheart." before placing a kiss on your forehead.
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
~Imagine~
One day, Venti's just...he's not really feeling it. When you find him, he's not even in his human form! He's his lil sprite self. He's adorable...but it would be much cuter if he weren't just laying on the ground with his eyes glazed over.
It takes every inch of restraint you have in your body to not speak to him as if he is a helpless little puppy. You ask him what's wrong, but he just gives you a long winded sigh, blowing his floppy little blue leaf out of his squishy lil face. You huff lightly in return, petting his cheek with your thumb gently. Because he clearly isn't going to give you an answer, you decide that you are just going to have to pamper him until he feels a little better. (Without treating him too much like a baby.)
You begin by breaking out the dandelion wine. There's absolutely no way that you would allow him to down a whole bottle at the moment, so you pour some into the smallest cup you can find. Setting it down next to him, you notice that he's oblivious to it. With a look of pity, you dip your finger into the cup and hold it right in front of his face, even dabbling a little bit where his mouth should be. Though he doesn't exactly perk up, he slowly begins to prop himself up. You can't help but smile sadly as you gently place your hand behind his little body, holding him up so he can lap up his precious wine. When he's finished, he just looks up at you, slightly eyeing the bottle.
You cock your head at the little sprite. "Venti, I can't just give you this whole thing! Not right now at least." You giggle softly, giving him a reassuring smile.
He plops himself down and sighs once more, even heavier than before.
Maybe he was just upset because he was hungry? Besides, there was no way you were just going to let him down an entire bottle of wine on an empty stomach. You find an apple, cut it up into the cutest little pieces that you can, and then put them into the cup.
"Venti, I just cut up a nice apple for you! I made it super easy to eat too, since your mouth is kind of...um. teensy." You already have a feeling he's not going to budge, so you prop him up and begin to handfeed him. As you hold a small piece in front of him, he just stares up at you. He's so pathetic and cute right now, you can't stand it.
"Come on, a few pieces won't hurt. In fact, I'm sure you'll feel much better!" As gently as possible, you lean down and plant a little kiss on the little sprite's head. Hes blushing and wide-eyed when you pull away, so that seemed to work at least.
"Pretty please? For me?" You ask, batting your eyelashes at the flustered little venven. He immediately begins to nibble.
He actually eats more than you thought he would, which you find amazing! You make sure to tell him how proud you are of him as you put your hands down, prompting him to nestle in. You know he's not as upset as before, but he still seems a little down. You begin to think about things just a little more~ he's an archon, and he's seen some things. He doesn't have too kind of a past, and you know he's not just some one dimensional happy go lucky bard who only cares about getting himself plastered. If anything, that's just some awful coping mechanism of his.
Maybe... its not because of anything in particular either. Maybe he's just having a rough day, and all he needs is someone to be sad with? He may be an archon, but that doesn't deny him the right to human feelings. That's probably it, isn't it? You bring Venti closer to your face.
"Venti, is it just...one of those days? Hm?" You ask, stroking his back softly with your thumb, even tracing his little wings. There's no reply; he just ups and flies himself over to the crook of your neck. He burrows himself in, tickling you slightly. You laugh softly and squeeze his sides.
"Dont worry, I understand. But dont forget how much I love you, okay?" You kiss his cheek, earning you a little windy kiss on your cheek as well before he shoves his face back into you. You squeeze his cheeks to let him know that he didn't get away with that one~
The two of you spend the rest of the day lazing about your Mondstadt apartment, practically only reading a few pages of a few books and then sleeping for another few hours. At every moment, Venti is snuggled in your arms as you have your cheek pressed to his, occasionally waking up every so often to give him little kisses or nose nuzzles~ he seems to like those from you. Even if today wasn't such a lovely day for him, Venti has you who will make him feel loved, appreciated, and safe everyday, no matter what form he takes. <3
#venti#beloved of the anemo archon#venti x reader#venti fluff#venti angst#kinda#wind wisp venti#hes so cute#lil meow meow#every venti is a beautiful venti#I don't make the rules venti does#lord barbatos#lord papatoes#smol bby#genshin impact
579 notes
·
View notes
Note
Can I get E, F, I, and W for the slenderman fluff alphabet, please? Your take on my favorite pasta cryptid of all time is so nice and interesting. Adds a certain depth I don't typically see.
Fluff Alphabet w/ Slenderman but it's these letters!
side thing but guys go listen to redoin by jerryterry its so fucking good im listening to it on loop while im writing this and its making my vibrate
E (EMOTION)-
stone cold exterior, warm squishy interior. still hung up on the "slenderman longs for companionship just like everyone else but rarely gets that need met due to his nature and way of existence"
in other words he can be a passionate sap in regards to you, behind closed doors. he can wrapped up easily in things, so sometimes his passion can be mischaracterized as rage or annoyance but rest assured he's not angry with your existence
right in the middle of the "heart on the sleeve" and "cold and distant" thing, he feels he needs to keep up his image of powerful monster but he doesn't let you think at any moment that you're not important to him
F (FAMILY)-
i don't think he would want kids, and thats assuming he even can. in my au he was created by zalgo with the sole purpose to cause problems for people, i dont think zalgo was thinking about whether or not slenderman can reproduce when he making him
of course adoption is always an option, and who knows, maybe if you guys find some stray kid in the woods he might just take them in
this is where my take on slenderman strays a lot from the original since i personally think slenderman just. kicks kids out of the woods (which leads to them talking about him, which leads to slenderman being a known cryptid in universe) but thats mostly just me not wanting to dwell on child death + giving the dude some level of morals that at least somewhat align with the self loathing that comes with his "i dont want to eat people but i have to in order to survive" thing
but hey i think thats because i love those comics where people draw predator and prey animals where both sides are sympathetic
love shit like that
slenderman is only one part of this huge web that we call nature, simply existing because that's just how things are
whips and nae naes
I (INJURY)-
rest assured that he will tear the world apart should someone or something ever send harm your way. god forbid you are mortally wounded or even killed
he knows some basic first aid stuff thanks to watching people for so so so long, but he's a kriller not a healer, he doesnt know what to do if youre losing a bunch of that red liquid that fuels your insides
oddly calm about it, though, though with the way he holds you you can feel his rage seething under his skin
he himself /can/ get injured but its rarely something to fret about unless its like, from some real powerful person or some human who knows how to take down a specific man eating forest demon; i've actually never really thought about what conditions would need to be met to outright krill slenderman but
yeah
when he's the one hurt he insists you not to worry, it's going to take a LOT to keep him down
if you're injured and its something he can treat he will make sure you take it easy but hes not going to baby you about it
W (WARRIOR)-
okay so im writing this segment first because i can write a whole essay and really i dont know if theres going to be anything stopping me from doing just that. curse you jerryterry, the bops are so good. anyways onto the topic; a lot of my interpretation of slenderman is admittedly based around the early fandom characterization of him + a very specific fic that will remain nameless (though im more than happy to spill the link in dms, said fic also has some influence over my entire au/hc thing but thats not todays topic)
despite what many may think, i feel like, at least with my hyper specific take on slenderman, i feel like he wouldnt want you to fight along side him or be a proxy. only time i can see him date a proxy or fellow kriller is if you were already one prior to the relationship. in my au, slenderman resents his own existence for being what he is, and if he could he WOULD choose to be something else; however he cant rewrite the laws of this universe or fight against his biological functions
like i can go on an entire tangent, but my au is still so scrambled around that im not entirely sure where to start or how im going to make it make sense, but i feel like he would much rather keep you by him and safe (and even then i feel like thats pushing it, sure hes more than capable of protecting you but what if something stronger than him comes and fucks shit up? not all the creepypasta characters are buddy buddy)
but perhaps i will write a collection of loosely connected one shots one day detailing the world building and dynamics
i make no promises
#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta x you#slenderman imagine#slenderman x reader#slenderman headcanons
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
Call me a bitch one more time
Maybe ill believe you
Call me a whore again
Maybe ill conceive you
Call me a slut to my face
Maybe ill believe you
Cause the way
I wade through the dirt
Is a pain
You cant see through
Call me your mom, call me your baby, call me your daughter
Call me whatever you want
I thank god im not your father
I would beat you, mistreat you, just like mine did
I wouldnt eat you, id leave you
To rot in your sins
Not here to please you, just deal you with the cards of your kin
Calling me your queen wont work cause bitch im a goddess
On the scene when i twerk
Cant help it im flawless
Tell me again how youre gonna cum all over my face
Show me again the way i feel pain
Tell me again about my ass and my titties
Like my uterus wasnt enough to give a buck fifty
Ya'll niggas iffy, filthy... long john? miss me!
Your bullshit squishy
According to the stars and the cards im a bull, hard headed
According to my pops, he's a dog, im hot headed
If i listened to any of you bitches id be mal tempered
I guess this is why rap was invented
Telling me i got legs for days when i got bills to pay dont distract me with your petty bullshit
I got brains for decades dont trash me ill behead you
Asking me for head? Youd rather be dead
Spitting on your grave, does that count?
Illy for years, been down south
Been in cuffs but i was rough before they tried to put me down
Like i cant fight, dont have might, i wear my horns like a fucking crown
Cause just like a bull i see red
But as a taurian i get paid diamonds, no respect
So tell me again how horny you are and how i make you
Show me again how you cum
And i may believe you
Born in May so its easy to distinguish sun from rain
All ya'll bitches run when you see me in pain
Cause my limit is about where my choker is
You helped me reach it so lets not forget i know how to choke a bitch
Like i said call me a bitch one more time
Call me dumb, ill show you whats mine
Cause none y'all have the stripes im covered in
Chinese eyes, my chinese sign starts roarin in this bitch
Y'all came straight outta hell
I came from something even lower
Learned and broke yall spells STOP FUCKING CALLING ME BROKEN
THIS BITCH IS BAD NO MAGICIAN COULD CLONE HER
They tried and failed not even the universe could own her
Put her in a ditch, shell make a pie and make you eat
Youll attempt to take everything
Fucking fakes nothing more than leeches
Got poems so old, damn i should start preachin
Cant say ive never been to church
The bible aint a secret
Y'all preaching to the choir
So i brought a choir just to sing this
Bring me down to the ground
I might believe you
Silencing me
Wicho irritating sounds
Yous a nuisance
Thinking yous all that?
But aint got time to prove it
GOD MADE ME BLIND BUT I SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT
The grass is greener where i smoke it
The waist got leaner
Now they tryna poach it
Taking credit for my successes, my strength, my will and why im the bestest
But i didnt see NONE of yall when I was in duress, hella stressed, just tryna make it out w me n mine
Yet over time i realised its just me and im mine
To make things CLEAR
Im not here to fall into your sextraps
Sextrolling while im rolling
Youre fucked cause i got strapped
Youve never seen a gem like me?
Thats common knowledge.
Oeh im so different?
Caught me yawning
Turned up the degrees to see where youre boiling
Dashed so fast couldnt even keep it a hunnid
Annoying. Disgusting.
As a vegetarian i dont eat meat
Why dfq do u think id wanna see yours when i open my feed
Yall aint got nothin better to do than to focus
On fucking
I got better shit and poo so i focus on commas
The only zeros im interested in are the ones on my bankaccount
I like danger and dangerous numbers that make me moan and shout
Not yo itty bitty dick wrapped up in clout
Next time you see me dont ask me how im doing cause good girls do it bad and bad girls do it badder and im the worst
Your sins cant make it better
ON GOD
Scratch that
Royal Deity
The unholiest chick with the most purity
Chique, fine and thick
But you wouldnt know bout nunna that
Intelligent, since we keepin it straight facts
Sharp shooter, never miss my aim
Even if i fail, still winnin this game
S/o to all the gamers, the players, the fakers
Addressin y'all as my main haters
Slapping my insecurities in my face
Like i might do somethin w it
Undress, heaving chest, make a mess in the kitchen
Callin me gay just cause yall aint got a pot to piss in
Mad pissed, yall blocked, try to mess with this bitch
On all fours like a horse come too close ill stomp ya face in
Insulting me vagée, she's not an animal, yall the pussies
Saying put it on my face
Like you got the right or earned it
Yall demands undeserving
High on supply i dont follow commands
Baby your stressed let me help you with that
Bitch please take a seat id rather do a handstand
Know your place before its too late and yo ass gets jabbed
Call me baby one more time i might believe it
Call me sweet once mlre and ill know youre deceivin
Call me your love, your honey, babycakes, babygirl
Havent been a baby since i entered this world
Tell me that you love me one more time and ill bust out my edges, limited edition blade collection
Jessica rabbit blasian
Blazing stages
Saying you wanna fuck
So i did
Sorry not sorry i fucked you up instead
Mustve been a slice of miscommunication
Over time i developed a bullshit translator
Not sick in the head, just sick of y'all
Planning me demise and downfall
Ik ben een lijdende leider, een overlevende strijder
Thats why i give myself errything i be wantin
Preparin myself for these scheming ass bitches that be hauntin
Mightve gotten startled in the past
But im badder and better so issa wrap
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
shit. today was my 1 year hrt anniversary. i have never been happier, medical transition's been a blessing for me. my moobs turned into little tits, my belly's really soft now. all my skins soft, my facial hair grows back slower too. its all been really nice. i havent been able to afford any new clothes, or much of anything but im okay with biding my time. baby steps!
my emotions feel much deeper, which i didnt want to believe would happen because "im not a bioessentialist, why would i believe that my Emotional Reception would change on hormones?" i think i assumed itd be placebo'd into me by societal expectations and i tried to brace myself to prevent it. but fact is i dont get out much and when i feel sadness it hits like never before. i used to have this mental jar that'd slowly make problems decay into gas, time could heal anything i was the most incredible pragmatist. within the first month on hrt i was projectile sobbing about shit i thought i handled when i was 14 lol. still freak out about old stuff these days. i have always remembered every little way ive been wronged but now its not memories it's Grudges. im trying not to be that kind of person though.. ill figure it out eventually
im glad i didnt try to lose weight before starting hormones. i was really fuckin scared about this, ive always been happy with my weight but i also always wanted fatter thighs and a fatter ass, less belly. i realize my shape is not that bad, but also is in demand.. so im okay being kinda hank hill shaped. since i started hormones my consciousness about my weight has EXPLODED. i get really bad urges to starve myself and force vomit after i do eat solely to punish myself. i cant pick apart why yet, i have some ideas but nothing super concrete i can write in a post without getting called a retard. anyway feeling my belly get soft and squishy has been fantastic and i like my belly hair.
i got a little tuft of fur between my tits and its like... i guess thats not feminine but im not really trying to be a dainty little femme i am Big and Protective and Mom/Big Sister-like. i like feeling imposing, reliable and independent so im trying to look like that. i need big boots and baggy camo pants and a tank top. is it fucked up to call it a wifebeater? if she asks me to beat her i'd oblige... its a sex thing. im a comfortable sadist anyway, it's my pleasure. anyway, i need a haircut so bad i will die soon if i dont get one. send me money
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
Say simp why thou arth simpeth for the octo.
- Someone you know.
I DONT SIMP FOR HIM "SOMEONE I KNOW"- BUT-
**This is where my ramblings never cease.
He's not (that) blind, and a glasses noob, he thinks it makes him look smart and he is and kinda hot but I won't tell him that- and that interaction with Stupid #1 (T*ey) during T*ey's Halloween Card personal story he fcking reads about glasses like a real nerd-
ALSO HIS STUPID COIN COLLECTION GJHGHGHFGH- IT'S NOT CUTE AT ALL NO WAY- ALSO IF HE EVER SPEAKS ITALIAN HE WON'T SOUND SEXY-
He's someone who drills with past year papers, notes, so he studies best through memorisation and practice, and his sINGING VOICE IS NOT ANGELIC AT ALL NONONODJKDHDJ-
A*ul squishy- not cute- no way- I'm not in love with his chubbiness if he transforms into an octopus (Well- he's not that chubby now- but imagining his child self is NOT making me squeal-)
A*UL FCKING HAIR- THE FCKING HAIR PIECE JSHGJSHGDHJSGD- WTFBHDSGJHDHJHSKJDKJSDHJ- THATS NOT CUTE- NO I DON'T WANT TO RB MY FINGERS INBETWEEN HIS LOCKS OF THAT HAIR PIECE NO WAY XCHJSHJSHDJH
The thought of A*ul in middle school has me wondering if he had something similar to Monstro Lounge in middle school that made him get all these kids to make deals with him
A*UL BEING SOMEONE WHO'S VERY WHINY AND IS SECRETLY A SENSITIVE PERSON DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO SPOIL HIM WITH MY LITTLE AMOUNT OF WEALTH I HAVE FCK THAT-
JSHDKJSDHSJDSJHDJS A*UL IN HIS OWN HALLOWEEN CARD PERSONAL STORY (i think-) HAVE HIM STIFF WEIRD ASS MUMMY MOVEMENTS AND WHEN PICTURE IT IS TOTALLY NOT CUTE AT ALL-
A*UL IS PROBABLY AN AWKWARD PERSON WHEN IT COMES TO BEING A ROMANTIC PARTNER NO MATTER HOW COOL HE TRIES TO PLAY IT OFF, I KNOW HE'S INTERNALLY FREAKING OUT ON WHEN HE SHOULD KISS YOU AND FCKING JUST KISS ME ALREADY- I WILL INITIATE IT YOU NERD-
A*UL BEING A GENTLEMAN AND A BABY IS TOTALLY NOT A PERFECT COMBO AND NO- I WILL NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF HIM BEING MY MAN IN THE DAY, AND MY BABY BOY IN THE NIGHT-
IM FCKINSHGDSHGJSJGFHJFGHGFHDGFHDFHGD
ALSO A*UL IN HIS SMART ASS IN LITERALLY HIS DORM SSR PERSONAL STORY THAT SLY MF- SELLING WEIRD SHIT IN HIS CEREMONIAL ROBES PERSONAL STORY AND FCKING OFC- HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT UP- NO I WILL NOT SHOWER HIM WITH ALL THE FRIED CHICKEN HE WANTS TO EAT- FAVOUR TO ASK OF YOU- FCK YOU SGJSGDJHSGDSJ- IM NOT SECRETLY HIDING MY BLUSH WHICH DOESN'T EXIST WHEN YOU FEED GRIM PREMIUM TUNA- N-NO- I MEAN- YOU- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT IDIA- AND GRIM YOUR FACE IS ALL PUCKERED-
#this went no where-#azul ashengrotto#ew a*ul >:(((#honey.txt#anon#anon ask.txt#twst#twisted wonderland#twst analysis#twisted wonderland analysis#more like- my own hc-#honey.rambles#honey.thoughts#honey.screams#(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ hgmyg ♥#honeymilkdepresso.exe
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
I saw some people post ideas for activities to connect to your theryotype / kintype so i decided to do something like it except its activities that your theryotype / kintype will actually do- summer addition!
Summer alterhuman activities
- for when your on a walk
- not categorised by creatures (just generalized)
- i live in the UK so these are stuff that i like to do but wherever you are these are possible don't worry
1. Monch on some berries
Look for a bush, usually at the sides of forest/hill paths
The branches should have large thorns
Look for the clumps of ither red or black berries, they look kindof like blobs squished together into individual berries
Red= wild raspberry, black= bramble, green= not ripe!! Dont eat!!, Not bumpy but round= dont risk it- no matter their colour humans cant eat these
Tips to find tasty berries ; the darker the colour the better, dont eat the ones with white stuff on them, the easier to pick means sweeter, really squishy means ripe, green/hard parts means ripe but sour
To be more animal (optional); after checking their ripeness, pick them with your mouth and teeth! Just be careful around spikes
2. Scare them rabbits
First of all, you must find the rabbits; look for patches of wet drippings in a field that has bushes and shade around it
Stay there for a while and see if you can spot some rabbits chewing grass, look out for ones that are further away from the bushes and is further away from other rabbits, this guy will be your target
Approach with long but quiet and slow steps, if the target sees you just belt it. Keep your eyes on them and try to chase them away from the bushes for the chase to last longer!!
3. Keep floof cool
It can get quite stuffy in the summer, this is how some floofy animals keep nice and fresh
Make sure your hair is down, brush it upwards a bit at the sides to enhance poof
Run your hands under cold water for a while until your skin is as cold as you'd like, then dry them off
Using any hand movements that feel comfortable, brush your scalp with your cold skin to groom yourself cool
You can also just tuck your hand under your hair at the sides of your head, human fingers can spread out to become cold-packs
4. Catch crickets!
Find a field, and look for tall grass, that has some that looks like this 🌾
Listen closely to hear the loud chattering of the crickets, stay still and try to look at where you hear one most
Go closer to the sound whilst keeping your ears focused on the noise, it will get louder but when the cricket notices you it will fall silent
When this happens, kneel down to take a closer look at the grass. Be quick! Crickets are very jumpy, sort around where the noise was and look for something jumping
Its quite hard to catch crickets but its very fun and jumpy. It takes practice but youll atleast see a cricket before catching one, make sure to be gentle with our grass freinds
5. Build comfy grass bed/nest
Find a field that does NOT have grass like this 🌾, be careful for ticks and find a place with very long and thick grass, maximum 1meter high
Fold over the grass with your hands and then press it down by lying on it, fold up the corners to make edges at the sides
The thicker the grass the more foldable it is, make sure your nest is big enough for you to ligh down and sunbathe.
Any other suggestions of how to be an animal as a human are welcome in comments
What animals would do these
1. Badgers, foxes and blackbirds foraging
2. Wolves or cyotes hunting rabbits
3. Any felines grooming or birds pruning
4. Baby foxes, bunnies, wolf pups or bear cubs jumping around and exploring
5. Song birds and pigeons sunbathing to get rid of parasites, sea side birds making nests
- Ulvkri Xx
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
"so, that's Cyan, part of Morris. a friend of Umbra's, and they're from-" a hesitation, glancing at Huitzi before settling quietly with, "other place."
"and Bells is probably snuggling with another part of Morris that they like extra lots." Blue finishes, considering this. that, could nean a lot of things, they suppose.
... they think briefly of their child's husband, and that other darker nightmare, and suspect they might know what it means.
"and... other place. you mean Umbra's multiverse?"
{Kinda, yeah.} He nods then pauses, seeming to decide on something. {Morris is all the errors from that place and some of yours all melty together. Green is like sorta Q but not and he's in charge mostly. The other bits are Cyan, D'Blue, and Red, and they're like all the other errors squished into sorta people sorted by personality.}
{Green is really, really nice.} Happy smiles softly. {I can't hug him cuz I'm technically a Morris bit too and I don' want him to accidentally shlorp me back up but he's waaaaay better than the actual Q from there.}
{That's Dŵr. He's in there too but like real deep and eats souls so we dont get sick. I used to stay with him.} He 'says'. {He fed me pretty yellow fruit things until I started peopling. It hurt a lot and I was always all goo and guts and hurt noises but then Nonny came and healed me and he gave me to them an' gave me my body so I wouldn't be all corpsey grossnesss.}
{...he's not nice at all tho.} Happy whimpers, shoulders hunching in. Magnus increases the hug and Huitzi softly pats him. {He eats the errors when they get too squishy and laughs about it. He's awful and he's kinda sorta soulmates with Papa but like really bad ones. There was a lotta yelling an' fighting and owies and Papa always kept me safe everytime but once but that once was real really bad. I didn't think much after that.}
{But I know from Dŵr's head Papa got real really angry and hurt him bad back.} He smiles softly, pleased but with a sharp lilt, like the deepest depths of smug fury. {Made him run away to a cold place but then it got real hot an' Flare showed up and ripped him in half from brain to butt and put him under the sand deep under the water until he got all icky and slimy and stinky and gross. I'm not mad at him though he's still super scary but Dŵr hurt him lots and lots and took him and broke his place an' stuff so yeah.}
{Dŵr's still all gross and he's still real mean.} He frowns. {Papa gave him his new name when he found his body then he went an' got all ouchie and squishy Green from the lake and real hurt old me baby Mo and squished us all together so we would all be okay and then I was born! It didn't quite work though and Papa was super upset and got really head sick.}
{I think the soulmate stuff made him miss Io until his brain got bad.} He sighs. {But Green's better, I wish Papa hadn't had his soul bad magicked an' hurt him so he coulda been my dad instead.}
{Papa broke with all his everything when we left with nice brother Umbra.} Happy meets your eyes with a look of not quite regret. {We heard the cracks super loud and it all started to badly. But then he said thanks to brother and said he gives up and an' then everything stopped existing and we had to run away but Umbra got his legs got.}
{Flare got sent here then he came back an' got us all out and now we're here!} He smiles, still a little shaky. {Dŵr's still angry and I'm still scared but I'd hug him for it still anyway cuz now we're happy and safe and I got Nonny and Da and you guys and stuff!}
{Io makes it so none of Morris can remember him.} He adds. {If you try to tell them he makes their brains bad. So don't, Nonny gets real sad and I don't want him to eat them more.}
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Babies...Are Hard (Pt.2)
the boat ride to hotland started off okay, it was until they reached the hot scorching heat that everything decided to stop working.
sans squirmed uncomfortably in papyrus' lap, he whined softly, he wanted to move, anywhere that wasnt in the boat.
papyrus paused "no sans. stay right here okay?" he gently patted his little skull, but the lil babybones wasnt gonna have it- he gave a pout as he thrashed about, he wiggled his lil leggies in an angry manner, trying to kick an invisible force- he waved his arms about as he felt big fat warm tears roll down his face; papyrus watched- oh no. the dreaded tantrum.
he tried bouncing sans gently in his lap, that seemed to make it worse- the little skeletons cries got louder, river person shifted, covering their ears? as they stopped before alphys lab.
papyrus glanced up as he rushed inside "sans please! we're out of the boat! its okay!" he rocked him, cradling in his arms, but the toddlers screaming didnt cease- infact- it got louder- "oh. sans PLEASE!!! Stop this infernal crying!!!" he gave a nervous look toward his babybones brother as he tried looking around for alphys "please! sans!" the toddler didnt stop, he kept gnawing at his scarf, pulling at his coat.
"SANS! BE QUIET PLEASE!!!! YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD FOR ME TO THINK PROPERLY!!!!" the elder monster paused, covering his mouth, he held sans tightly to his chest "im sorry. im sorry....im so sorry....please forgive me....im sorry i yelled..." atleast.... it got sans to be quiet, as if sans could even understand his elder brothers pleas, he laid his little head into his chest.
papyrus sighed softly "i...didn't mean...to yell..at you.." he rubbed his spine "....i didnt expect you to lash out....are you hot? is that why you were throwing such a hissy fit?" he slowly undid his coat and took his hat off "is that better?" the bab fidgeted as he babbled helplessly, if not just a little sad.
the sound of a door opening alerted papyrus, he glanced up as he watched alphys and mettaton- "alphys!" he waved softly as he got up. sans adjusted into his elder brothers arms. mettaton awed as he out stretched his arms to hold the baby bones "what a cutiepie! so soft and squishy~" he poked and prodded sans' cheeks as he held him "p-please be careful mettaton! hes very fragile!-" papyrus gave caution "no worries dear~ im very careful~ al darling~ i'll be right back~" he waved them off as he disappeared.
alphys watched as he left them behind before turning her focus back to papyrus "w-what can i do for y-you p-papyrus?" she adjusted er glasses as she waddled over to her computer "i need some more supplies, evidently, I have run out!"he gave a weak chuckle as he rubbed the back of his head "for a baby sans sure does eat alot. and that baby shampoo goes really fast-" alphys gave him a look "tha....that shampoo was supposed to last a month...."
papyrus stared "....." alphys covered her snout as she gave a little giggle "im k-kidding! im kidding, i have more! but PLEASE try to make it last l-longer" she handed him a big bottle. "undyne s-said she h-had more of those teething rings you said sa-sans liked so much" the tall skeleton nodded "hes chewed right through the last ones- i dont know how, his baby teeth shouldnt be that sharp-" he thought for a moment-
"well....theres...also another thing- i-i will need to- take a diagnosis-" papyrus gave a confused glace to her "why?" alphys swayed her tail softly "well...y-you see...some of sans' behavior...isnt...really...normal in common childrens behaviour- " she adjusted her glasses momentarily as she pulled something up onto her computer "i've b-been meaning to ask you- about s-sans-"
-
Mettaton watched curiously, watching sans bramble around the room, flying trains, building blocks all scewered around, the limited babbling. he was amused by the tiny creature. "why are you so fascinating?" he hummed softly.
the door opened as alphys waved "cmon sansy lets get you home-" papyrus gently lifted into his arms "cmon, i need to get you more of those teething rings-" he held him close has he put his coat back on, and his hat. "thank you alphys...so much"
-
papyrus gently knocked, undyne grinned as she opened her door "hey pap! ready for- oh- ya got the kid-"
"yes, alphys said you had more of those teething rings?" papyrus slowly stepped inside "yeah, said ya needed em chilled, theirs a bit of c-grade fish oil in their, will help with the pain" she gently placed one in sans' mouth; who took very quickly o the ring, shaking his head around like a rabid chihuahua.
"babys are so weird" undyne shook her head "ye. indeed...but thanks again undyne, ill come in early for training tomorrow" undyne nodded as she waved, watching him leave.
-
papyrus sighed as he finished laying sans down for a nap, very very carefully closing his door, he decided he'd make his lunch- a grilled cheese with spaghetti and tomato sauce-.
papyrus twirled at his fork, he wondered what sans would be like when he got older.... would he be smart? kind? couragous? like him? he wonders if he's raising him right.....he loved him so dearly- but sometimes- not all the time- infact very rarely did sans do anything that would make papyrus make him wanna pull his hair out, if he had any. but he was still a toddler. he could wait to teach him how to be neat and put his toys away.
1 note
·
View note
Last Seen Blogs
sharkcatmeow
Inhumane.
springday-joon
♡♡♡
suldaugh-blog
Untitled
klm027
Unfolding
alice-inez-album-blog
Alice & Inez