Google said Riri's full name is Riana, so when y'all see that in the story I'm bout to drop, don't be confused lmao
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So I've been watching Smallville Season 4...
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Every once in a while I stumble upon a non German YouTuber or streamer who discovered the "The Ottifants" game for Sega Mega Drive
And most times, they call the Ottifants "failed mascots". And I get it. Look at them.
But
What if I told you
They're not failed mascots? They're actually very, very successful ones?
They were invented by a German comedian named Otto (hence the name) in the 90's, and we're wildly popular. There was even a cartoon! They were everywhere!
So this game? More like shovel ware, really. Cheaply made to cash in.
But the worst part
They're back. Full force. One of the largest supermarket chains has a contract with said comedian, and they're going all in.
Candy, snacks, every day items, everything is branded Ottifants. You can buy so much merch. And they give you collector's figurines at checkout, too!
And even worse, this is my preferred supermarket, since it's always been closest to wherever I lived
This is from today:
And last time they had the figurines, I got some:
I don't even know why. Rainbow and unicorn and childhood indoctrination, I guess
So, no, they're far from failed. And next time you hear someone call them that, spare a thought for us German millennials, who, whether we love them or hate them, have all the weird childhood flashbacks now
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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs
GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️
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I know I put this on the tags of that "horses will eat meat and eggs" post but like if that's all it takes for people to get freaked out and think horses are deranged then they should also be aware that almost all other herbivores do the exact same thing. It's actually seems to be way less common for herbivores to eat 100% only plants than it is for them to eat meat occasionally (koalas are one of the suspected few strict herbivores bc their diet and digestive system is so specialized). They don't go out searching/hunting for it like carnivores and omnivores, but if they stumble across some carrion or some eggs (or some particularly easy live meat), that's fair game, even moreso if other food is scarce.
Like,,,,Deer will eat dead fish and rabbits, and have been recorded eating dead deer also. They've also been recorded eating live hatchlings from bird nests. Rabbits will scavenge birds a lot, and also do scavenging cannibalism. Snowshoe hares have been recorded scavenging a lynx, which is ironically their main predator when alive. Elephants will eat fish. Cows will eat live birds just right of the ground, along with eggs they may find.
Horses aren't deranged bc they'll eat meat, they're deranged bc theyre like if you put the ghost of a psychically-sensitive victorian child into the body of a 1500 pound mammal.
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Movie!Mike:
Builds a fort with tables and chairs for his sister and animatronics and has the most wholesome time
Game!Mike:
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One of these days i want to make scones. I havent eaten a scone in years and i miss them! I looked up a recipe and they seems fairly simple so maybe that will be my weekend plans
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Once upon a time...
Ref: Fern fanart (Sousou no Fieren)
Inspiration and song: Star Sky (Two Steps from Hell)
Happy New Year 2024 DoL folks.
The clock just strived a new day of the new year in my country. A new beginning is upon us and I wish for this year to be gentle to all of my loved ones, including you. Thank you for staying, and please continue to kindly look after me, too.
Sincere.
Your Dollya.
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