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theeroticlover · 6 months

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No we should not be doing this....F*uck it.....

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ao3commentoftheday · 6 months

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casual reminder that a fictional story is still fictional even when the characters in it are based on real people

#saw a discourse post on my dash #and right in the middle of it #someone was like #yeah it's not like those fictional characters are real people or something #and no one else in the reblog chain blinked #and maybe they didn't notice it?#but I just

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withacapitalp · 26 days

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Okay so @lazylittledragon I am so sorry to just randomly toss this at you and run, but I COULD NOT RESIST AFTER THAT LAST MOMBIN POST!!!! For anyone that hasn't seen it this is inspired by this amazing amazing art

tw: Pregnancy and Childbirth

“Steve I can’t do this-” Robin choked out, unable to complete her sentence as a new wave of pain crashed over her. The plastic of the birthing pool squeaked under her knees as she tried to find any position that would be even slightly more comfortable, her fingers squeezing tightly against Steve’s that were trapped in her iron grip.

“Yeah you can! Robinbird, look at you. You’re already doing it!” Steve said, completely in awe of her, acting like she was doing something special when she was just barely managing to hold on.

He had done this for the whole pregnancy. Every little thing, every milestone, all of it a marvel to him. Like she was brilliant, special, thriving when Robin had spent most of the last nine months alternating between crying, yelling, and crying some more. All of this over something that women went through every single day.

God she had been a mess and now she was messier than ever.

“No, Steve, I mean I don’t think I can do this alone,” Robin sobbed, the tears she had managed to hold back all day finally breaking through. She was hurting, confused, scared, and more than anything she wanted her own mama here with her, which was really something she never thought she would want.

One and done. One and done. She was only going to fuck up one kid. Just like her mom.

A delirious giggle cut through her sobbing, and Robin leaned her forehead against their conjoined hands, continuing to babble.

“I thought I could, I really did, but he’s here, and he’s mine, and I can’t do it alone, Steve. I can’t do this alone-”

Because that was the scary part, wasn’t it? She was alone. She had chosen to do this all by herself, ignoring every person, including her sainted mother, who tried to convince her to wait till she had a partner. She had ignored them all, so sure of herself and her abilities, and now all she could think about was how easy it was going to be to fuck this kid up when there was no one there to help her.

“Alone?” Steve said with a wild laugh, a slightly feral look in his eyes as he raised his free hand up and cupped Robin’s cheek, lifting up her head and brushing away her tears, letting her lean into his familiar, safe, touch, “Now who’s being a dingus?”

Robin shut her eyes against the latest contraction, taking a deep breath in, smelling Steve’s cologne as he leaned forward and kissed her forehead, holding onto her tight through the pain. He had always done that. Period cramps, headaches, flu and colds, whatever had happened, Steve had been there.

Steve was here now.

Steve was here.

“Robin, you are not alone. You have never been alone, and you will never be alone,” He whispered furiously into her ear, reading her mind the way he always had, “As long as there is breath in my body, you and this baby will never be alone.”

He had proved it over and over again. Running to get ice cream at three am, holding her hand at every ultrasound, standing in front of their 'how many times have we cried' board, kneeling here on the floor for god knows how many hours it would take to get this GD baby out.

“You’re here?” Robin said softly into the space between just the two of them, her voice wobbling and shaky, but still alive.

“Forever.” Steve promised.

#steve harrington #stranger things #st #robin buckley #platonic stobin #mombin #Steve and robin #platonic with a capital p #I love them so much #tw pregnancy #tw childbirth #also I will delete if you hate it #but I just #I love it so muchhhhhh #I'm sure in the morning I'll be like so many things could be better #but for now #take I quick wrote this bc my brain IS ON FIRE

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saltpepperbeard · 8 months

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Ed and the Aux Closet in Season 2: Bonkers Bananas Screenshot Analysis™

Hello hello everyone! So, as you may know, I've been snuffling the season 2 teaser frontwards backwards sideways diagonally etc etc, ingesting all the yummy theories everyone has been sharing, and subsequently noticing all sorts of different things.

Lately, my biggest interest has stemmed from this post by @amuseoffyre, who pointed out that it's very VERY likely that Ed was playing with his sweet, sad little wedding toppers in the aux closet. And naturally I was like oOOOAGHGGHHG, but then wanted to set out to see if I could find any more clues. And when stepping through the teaser for the umpteenth time...

Girlies (gn), what is that,,,

GIRLIES (GN), WHAT IS THAT????

Now lmao, this might already be common knowledge. Someone might have already pointed it out. And if that's the case, pls forgive, but also, I invite you to come cartwheeling along with my BRAIN GYMNASTICS HERE LMAO-

Because, I promptly flipped my shit, and then vaguely recalled someone else wondering if Ed had replaced the very obvious little mannequin/style doll handle with something more fitting to his current aesthetic. And then promptly flipped my shit even MORE, because yeah, that's a random little black skull handle, and would lead me to believe that he still actively keeps the closet a secret...

BECAUSE HE STILL USES IT.

BUT THEN LMAO, I WAS LIKE...SURELY NOT. SUUUUURELY NOT. I was like I'm over here being ✨delusional✨, and Izzy is likely standing somewhere else in the cabin. So I looked at other episodes to scope out the whole cabin, thinking he might have been standing to the left of the bed nook with those red curtains on his right, effectively putting him on the wrong side for the aux cabinet...

BUT NO LMAO--

VINDICATIONNNNNN

BUT THEN LMAO, I still had an ounce of doubt, because I was like...The little mannequin/doll oddly doesn't seem to be on that shelf in that shot??? But then I was like,,, I very much recall Ed shuffling into the closet when he was having his panic attack, and remember that being on the right side of the bed nook. And so I checked and

RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED NOOK INDEED BAYBEEEEEEE

SO ANYWAY UHHHH YEAH COOL COOL VERY COOL ED DEFINITELY SEEMED TO HAVE KEPT THE HANDLE A SECRET/CHANGED IT TO SOMETHING ELSE,,,

And it seems to be in about the same place--DEFINITELY on the same shelf and on the same side. Soooooo lmao MMMMMMMMMMMMMM :)))

And what kills me even more about all of this, is the notches pointing to him commonly being in that space/on that side of the cabin. Every single day, he's spent time over there. He's occupied that space enough to keep track of all the lost moments. He could be doing that ANYWHERE else in the cabin, and yet he's doing so RIGHT THERE.

And why change the mannequin/subsequently hide the closet away if there was nothing TO hide?

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 Teaser #OFMD S2 Speculation #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Revenge Rambles #...LMAO THIS FEELS A LITTLE TOO MUCH #BUT I JUST #I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH OVER THE CONSIDERATIONS #i'm like that one meme of the person bouncing off the walls in their bedroom #just absolutely FERAL #GNAWING ON THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE #and if i'm wrong i'll cry because come on hHJDKFSHK COME ON #IT LOOKS SO SO REAL

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iamfuckingsorry · 29 days

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i'm sorry but like. i played the game for the first time like a month ago (and it absolutely wrecked me, it was beautiful), and i just can't stop thinking about this and i need to get it out. but like, kim, what the fuck is the deal with kim?

like, he's just such a weird little man with such a weird little collection of character traits, but also he's just so fucking perfect.

like, kim. he spent 15 years being a cop in a department he fucking hated but he just stuck it out. he is so done with teens he basically refuses to speak to them unless he absolutely has to, but he still spent 15 fucking years in that section, refusing to give up. he's proud to be a revacholian and to protect the city now, but did he feel this way when he joined the RCM? or did he join to prove to everyone that even a monkey fucker like him could be revacholian? or did he join because he got kicked out of the orphanage he grew up at and didn't have anywhere else to go? or was there a different reason altogether?

and look at him now. he's presumably one of the best cops in his precint (i'm sure he mentions something about this early on in the game but i honestly can't remember), and one that seems to mostly play fair and genuinely care, which doesn't seem to be that common at all. and he's proud of this and strives to always be professional and calm and collected even if he doesn't always fully manage. he keeps himself in check first and foremost, and seems to try to keep everyone at an arm's length and not engage in personal discussions, even though he will often indulge harry if directly asked.

and so far it all makes sense, right? he's been treated like shit all throughout his life, dealt a fairly shitty hand, an orphan, an immigrant, a homo, possibly visually impaired (has he always needed glasses? was he able to get them as a broke-ass kid with no one to speak on his behalf? or did he grow up never able to see properly, struggling in school because he could never read the board or react in time when people threw shit at him, made fun of by both teachers and classmates?), mocked and ridiculed, and he's had to fight hard to get to where he is now. and he desperately needs to keep it this way, so he works hard and sticks to the rules and keeps his distance from people, and he puts a stop to everyone and everything that people could make fun of (no, harry, you will /not/ call me kimball, you will call me Lt kitsuragi, no, harry, you will /not/ tell anyone about the ice bear fridge, i will /not/ be known as the ice bear cop). but he's also mostly a genuinely nice and compassionate person and he really cares, as long as people are at least trying to do good.

but also…

he basically wears period cosplay to work. like. for real, he clearly wears his fucking pilot jacket so often that having the RCM insignia sewn onto it was the most logical choice. he is so obviously into planes and cars (but he's too blind to be a pilot :), do you think he used to hate himself as a kid not only because he was poor and abandoned by everyone and "an immigrant" but also because not even his own fucking body would let him be what he wanted to be), he has an extremely expensive vehicle that's his, his only, and not even really needed for the stuff he does at work the majority of the time. he clearly had to have a chat with his boss at some point in time and justify this purchase and why the car should be permanently assigned to him and him only, and even if i'm sure he had a bunch of actual reasons you can't convince me that his boss and all of his colleagues weren't all aware that really, he just wanted a fast fucking car and had an excuse to get it. and clearly the higher ups like him enough to indulge him, because surely no one would be actually fooled? why would a crime investigator get it and not, like, the fucking traffic guys chasing drunk drivers and illegal racers every night?

and like, in some ways he fucking owns it, doesn't seem to give a fuck, he's who he is and if people don't like it that's not his problem. but he's also embarassed about listening to that fucking radio station. but he also drives a sports car and wears driving gloves and a pilot jacket, of course he's listen to that fucking radio station. but then he also does newspaper crosswords. like, he seems to put a into maintaining this facade of professionality, but he also really doesn't fucking care when it comes to a lot of the stuff, it's great. except for the extremely random stuff that he does care about and can get extremely flustered about momentarily.

and it feels really out of character in a way. he works so hard on keeping himself in check at all times, representing the RCM in a good light and making sure both him and others get treated with the respect they deserve. he smokes one cigarette a day to keep proving to himself he can keep his vices in check, for fuck's sake. but then it's like he just picked one (1) part of his personality where he just went like, fuck it. Fuck it, I work hard for this shit and I deserve to do what I want sometimes too, and this one fucking thing is innocent enough and safe enough, and I don't give a fuck, I deserve /one fucking thing/ and I'm gonna get it. I'm getting the goddamn jacket and the Kineema and if people have a problem with that, they can go fuck themselves. I /need/ this one thing and I. Am. Getting. It.

(it's clearly a big part of his personality, but do you think there were other massive interests in the past, or maybe there still are others he isn't as open about with? Things he thinks would undermine his career and reputation? Past hobbies he abandoned because if anyone found out, that would be the end of his career at the RCM, even though for anyone else who wasn't a stupid fucking immigrant who can't even see right it would be a funny little detail?)

anyway.

i'm just like. stay the way you are, my weird little man. you're great.

#disco elysium #DE #kim kitsuragi #rant #i'm sure this isn't even very in character #but i just #arghh #i need to talk about this okay #herr's personal tag

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nosfelixculpa · 1 year

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i am once again thinking abt the aqua axelea team attack dialogue

#creations #gifs #games #kingdom hearts #kh #kh3 #kh remind #aqua #axel #lea #disney #square enix #yes i am too lazy to edit out all the health bars nd things yes i am #i just need them to be the two only competent adults for some mission or sth #maybe terra is sleeping i dont know man #but i just #require the aqua axelea dynamic to be aqua being incredibly annoyed by everything he does #while he is just trying to live his life #axel: [makes a joke] aqua: u are but a vermin on this earth

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bloodrock-lobster · 5 months

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Okay so here's a question, because literally EVERYONE gives me shit about this

note: I know skunk and weed can smell similar but that's not the controversial question here

#reblog if you want im just #I KNOW THERES A CHEMICAL ASPECT TO IT #but i just #man everyone looks at me weird when i say it #i got a side eye cuz i thought i smelled a skunk but it was just da coffee machine gettin cleaned out

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luneariann · 8 months

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I have this vision of a drunk Dazai sending Chuuya voicemails but like, back when he was in hiding, and idk what to do with it

#cuz Ik canonically it’s the other way around #but i just #idk

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stiffyck · 1 year

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hello everyone please enjoy this unfinished desert duo piece

#there was going to be a lot of blood #but i just #never got around to actually doing it #anyway yea enjoy #grian #goodtimeswithscar #grian fanart #goodtimeswithscar fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #desert duo #implied cannibalism tw #cannibalism #tw cannibalism #idk what else to tag this #could be seen as shippy so?#hermitshipping #i guess #scarian

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maychild · 4 months

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listen, respectfully, i wholeheartedly believe tharn fell first and phaya is falling harder.

did we forget the first ep and the flashback to how they met before training started??? when chart was being an ahole at the restaurant, picked on tharn, and phaya had to kick his butt?? remember that scene?

phaya took tharn’s arm, dragging him out, and tharn’s look said, i’d follow you anywhere and anytime, my love.

AND THEY HAD JUST MET AHAHDJDJSJS that scene is still making me insane four episodes later

AND EVEN YAI KNEW IT AND HE DIDNT HAVE A CLUE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE RESTAURANT

i know it was a comedic scene and so easily dismissed but that is totally where everything started for them, i truly believe (in this life)

#the sign #the sign the series #phaya x tharn #phayatharn #meta #this discussion isnt that serious in the grand scheme of things #but i just #didnt see phaya as the one who #fell first #idk #fell first fell harder

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the-kings-jester · 9 months

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Truly the gayest thing I've ever heard was Arthur Lester saying 'it just felt wrong' in regards to marrying a woman.

He may not be queer but that mother fucker is coded somethin FIERCE. What the hell

#its been weird to mlvlnt post cuz of weirdo behaviour from the big man #but i just #dude #DUDE #what the fuck was that #malevolent #arthur malevolent #arthur lester #malevolent spoilers #malevolent part 31 #malevolent part 33 #malevolent podcast #jesterposting

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charmac · 3 months

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#ok this photo is kind of a nightmare i know but hear me out #im high right now so no hate #but i just #i love that they’re still just straight up weird guys #like. they are so strange still #even after how hard hollywood hit rob lmao they’re still #offputting but in a good way #like they’re posing for a photo like they’re annoying their whiskey guy #which they probs are #stupid it makes me happy smashing my head into a wall #thoughts

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ward-against-blight · 28 days

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First impressions of Karamelle so far:

What the fuck?

No seriously, what in the hell is happening? Everything about this makes me so uncomfy. The awful “it’s a small world” parody background music, all of the NPC’s soulless dead eyes, the weird theme park/capitalistic hellscape vibes, the LOADING SCREEN with Nana’s FACE-

And I thought going from Krysalis to Polaris was tonal whiplash

#wizard101 #w101 #I’m sticking with it because i WILL have a max lvl wiz at least once in my life #but I just #h u h ??

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leafatlaw · 5 months

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ok so spoilers, but the way Jimmy spent the entire session chasing Scott, but it was only when Scott was in the end with Lizzie that she died first. Something something blessing, something about Scott finally being able to save his first ally

#sparrow speaks #Secret life #secret life spoilers #secret life smp #scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #okok maybe soemthing more consice later #But i just #I need to make thsi flower husbands because they were weird and murdery this whole session #And fuck I’m upset #The way I’d love for Jimmy to have actually killed scott #flower husbands

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roseblossom2468 · 6 months

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Hua Cheng, pointing at the broken coffee machine: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Xie Lian: …I did. I broke it, San—

Hua Cheng: No. No you didn’t. Mu Qing?

Mu Qing: Don’t look at me. Look at Feng Xin.

Feng Xin: What?! I didn’t break it.

Mu Qing: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Feng Xin: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Mu Qing: Suspicious.

Feng Xin: No, it’s not!

He Xuan: If it matters, probably not, but Shi Qingxuan was the last one to use it.

Shi Qingxuan: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

He Xuan: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Shi Qingxuan: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ming Yi!

Xie Lian: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, San Lang.

Hua Cheng: No! Who broke it!?

Feng Xin: Hua Cheng… Ling Wen’s been awfully quiet—

Ling Wen: REALLY?!

Feng Xin: Yeah, really!

Everyone starts arguing.

Hua Cheng: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Hua Cheng: I predict 10 minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Hua Cheng: …Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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prosebushpatch · 7 months

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the slippers are made of glass because its awesome where's your whimsy, where's your basic human decency if you don't like it kindly enjoy another genre that isn't FILLED WITH impossible dresses made of moonlight or silver. I'm sorry, you need someone to explain how a glass slipper wouldn't be impossible to dance in? a glass slipper that came from a FAIRY Godmother? Are you going to nitpick spinning straw into gold, too? You sound like the people who complain about musicals having music. It's about the beauty in imagination. It's about emotion manifesting impossible things. You don't have to like it. You don't have to engage with it. but that is the Point of this genre. the slippers are made of glass because it's awesome.

sometimes that's all it needs to be.

#okay this is mainly because i haven't been able to stop thinking about a post i saw earlier in the week #where it was a defense of Disney's animated Cinderella #and i agreed with the points until the last one was like 'you got me on the glass slipper that's weird'#AND #all love to the person making that post i get it #like it's ending on a silly teasing note and trying to relate to the people the post is for #who nitpick all aspects of the fairy tale #BUT I JUST #ARG #ITS A FAIRY TALE #A FAIRY TALE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO DEFEND ITSELF BEING A FAIRY TALE #STOP IT WITH THE IRONY #STOP IT RN #okay sorry i got very heated and ive been feeling surly lately

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