its 2:33 am baby you know what that means!!
the VERY LOUD “opinions” on fatness (typically made by non-fat people) that I see all over mainstream social media never fail to make me wanna walk off a cliff
Things are coming together
They got me the gel because it’s way cheaper, and it was even in stock!
Even if the pharmacy fucked up and only filled it for one month and just…didn’t give me the med booklet it’s supposed to come with???? But whatever Google and my doctor’s wonderful nurse Paula (she’s a SAINT I am telling y'all, I’m gonna send her flowers or something as a thank you in the spring) came to my rescue
….now why I am scared to put it on
EDIT: also something I would include in a stand up version of this moment, and v important to know because I am a Ditz
But I was priming the pump (I KNOW BUT THAT’S REALLY WHAT IT’S CALLED BEFORE YOU USE IT) and did it the once, the twice…final and third shot fucking hit the head of the faucet dead on
And my only thought was: well, I’d better get better at dealing with unexpected slightly violent ejaculations before I start dating again, for my sake and that of whomstever dates my dumb ass
And now the faucet is sparkling because I cleaned it in a terror that somehow my mum would touch it and get the gel on her, and I think maybe that is the most that faucet has ever been cleaned, which is *terrifying* as we have lived here ten mcfuckin years and both cleaned the bathroom so we gotta up our fuckin game on that ASAP
🪴🌷Same look, different people 🌊🌪
Nvm implemented Coping and im feeling bit better
I just need to ramble and feel better doing that in the tags so….
Frankie in a romcom fic where hes the best man for his friends wedding and reader is the makd of honour, they both meet ajd collectively agree their friends make a horrible match and decide to spend their time trying to wreck this wedding while also falling in love with one another
I love this Lolita blouse so much I need it. It’s $69 dollars. Help
I wanna get and wear a joy division shirt just to piss off music bros when I tell them I hate joy division
some of y’all don’t even know how hard i brainrot over new ai content but i’ve been trying to put into actual words more thoughts about his solo album art and i just [dial up noises].
so I noticed that you posted about your f/o’s wearing your shirts, @gentle-horrors. and I offer you them.
Gamers Adventure Time is SUCH an important show to me and anyways I just watched What Was Missing and started full on SOBBING over the gay subtext.
beat my face just to watch six year old five nights at freddys lps and eat gross vegan food
like i was excited to check it out, i assumed i’d get something but like.. it was so goddamn ugly. and the prices were a little much for something that bland and unappealing. then again if we’re being honest i think just about all of parx merch is hideous.
I would love to say something smart about fatou or kieu my but honestly I’m just here staring at Ava like hellooooo *twirls hair*
i’m considering buying a couple more of my favorite shirt.
but I got it from a concert, and I don’t want to mix up which one is the concert tee and which one(s) don’t.
i’m also worried that the texture will be different or they won’t wear the same, so it would be a waste of money.
buying pink objects increases my gender