#but i spent all morning yesterday yakking up bile and now i'm just slowly coming back from the edge of death

[stuckhereonearth]

you know the stereotype about straight men being absolute helpless babies when mildly sick? I am straight men

#i have a stomach virus that josh had first and his bout was more severe than mine #but as he said 'i have a lower pain tolerance than him' like god yeah basically #i don't rly throw up ever (except i have more in the last year than i had in the last six to eight years??) #but i spent all morning yesterday yakking up bile and now i'm just slowly coming back from the edge of death #drinking water a whole lot and being in pain every time i try body armor or pedialyte #and i had deli ham and crackers earlier which was amazing and has me feeling like TRASH #tried ramen this morning bc josh's first food after feeling better was fucking eggs and toast!!!! what the hell! #yeah the ramen was so bad i was like. incapacitated and had to leave my class video call (bc too sick for campus) an hour early #and it was a woooorld of pain #so basically i am straight men but also i'm actually in rough shape for once cjsjzjsjs #i handle bad colds just FINE i just don't have the emotional tolerance for stomach stuff