#but i was bored and had an idea so

[measuringbliss]

People are acting so weird and possessive of Markiplier for the whole OnlyFans situation. He's an adult. He's an adult who's been a celebrity for years. He knows people thirst on him. That's why he had this idea in the first place. He's not some naive kid you must protect. He's not some innocent soul that the evil sluts of Tumblr and Twitter will corrupt. He knows the Internet, he knows his fans and he knows his job.

He's an adult and he can make his own choices.

#Markiplier #I've seen quite a few comments expressing discomfort and like. You can just. Not subscribe to his OF???? #That's a possibility. You can block people too. #I think some of you really need to learn about parasocial relationships and reflect on it #He's not your dad #He's not your friend #He's just a dude #A dude who has a job and it just so happens that his job revolves around appearing personable #Don't forget that you don't truly know him and MORE IMPORTANTLY he doesn't know YOU #He probably has various ideas on xho his fans are as subgroups but he doesn't know you personally #Actually it reminds me of Maisee Williams in GoT s8 #People had seen her (the character and the actress) grow up over the years and when she decided she wanted to do a nude scene #A lot of people said they were uncomfortable #In both cases. They're adults. They can do whatever they want. #I guess that was a rant but sometimes I find the fandom really off-putting #Deactivated reblogs because the RBs were getting boring and a pain

[amphibianaday]

Hello I would like to request your favourite little freak(amphibian) for day 1432

day 1432

#amphibian #frog #toad #european common toad #i had to look up what 1432 means but i think its cute #i interpret this as just my favorite amphibian which is the common toad #i think you can tell from my art that its one of the amphibians i instinctually go for when i have no specific species to draw #i know its a boring answer but its a good frog. plain and simple #and its the one i've actually interracted with the most irl :) #and more specifically we had a toad that lived in the drain in the cellar in a previous house #its where we had all the laundry stuff. so we called him laundry frog. he is like the patron saint of laundry. to me #laundry frog specifically is my favorite little freak #laundry frog #oops i think i forgot to save the alt text #it should be fixed now but i have no idea how that works in relobgs

[uncanny-tranny]

Every time you think, "Oh, I don't have [x condition], I'm basically cured!" that is the devil talking. You aren't cured, you are likely going through periods of your symptoms waning. Don't cease whatever you're doing to help yourself, like medication, for instance, because it's likely you still have the conditions or symptoms, even if you aren't noticing them as frequently or severely.

#disability #this is a callout post about myself #i genuinely thought my GAD was cured because my symtoms had lessened significantly since i've transitioned #turns out my anxiety is just as killer and awful - it's just muted slightly #i am currently laying down with my brain convinced that i'm About To Have a Heart Attack #(and not in the fun demi lovato kind of way) #(that song is a little over a decade old... what the bingle) #anyway please don't do what i do whenever i experience ANY level of symptoms getting better because it will shock you... #...when those symptoms come back and remind you that you Do Indeed have [x condition] #i now know how a wolf girl feels when they say they are Actually Feral because that's how i feel rn 💀 #even I'M not immune to the idea that the things i suffer from are things that can Disappear Magically 😭 #it's wishful thinking and almost like... imposter syndrome because you're *so* desperate to prove to yourself you're Fine or A Faker #and you become hyperfixated on picking every tiny little waxing and waning of symptoms like you're a fortune teller #and honestly it's really stiffling and it's a lot of work to kill the cop in your head that says you are secretly Not All That Affected... #...that you're either exaggerating to the Extreme or you're just a bored faker who's trying to Get Attention (bad somehow)

[buglaur-cc]

cillian set

harrington jacket: 3 swatches, 4.1k polys

sweater vest: 3 swatches, 4k polys

vest and jacket: 5 swatches, 4.6k polys

flat cap: 16 swatches (credit to fableroot), 2.6k polys

tou: no paywalls or ads, do whatever you want :) if you find issues shoot me an ask on my main blog @buglaur, not this one!!

download simsfileshare (merged or separated) 

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4cc #please take these off my hands #the more i see them the more i don't wanna post them #and idk why because they turned out pretty good for a first try!! #if there is clipping i'm so sorry 🙏 #these were made with no tutorials and a lot of blindly clicking buttons in blender #thanks to everyone who helped me sort out the issues!! #and my testers #sorry for the boring name too i had no idea so i just named it after my guy here

[chaoswarfare]

do x dc prompt #44

The JL are all out of options. this summoning is their last chance to get rid of the creature destroying the country and easily fending off their strongest allies.

The eldritch horror melts out of the chalk lines and looms over the heroes in charge of summoning it. The Ghost King, Ruler of the dead. Their last chance.

They ask for assistance, waiting on baited breath the creature’s demands.

“Wacky, poggers my dude. That’s pretty unfun, i gotchu tho. I’ll skedaddle and knock the ghoulie on his ass for ya.“

“no deals or repayment? he must be lying, you all know you can’t trust fae without specific contracts-“

“no cap, true that. i’m just cooler than that.”

And just like that, he disappeared from the circle with a quiet pop to take care of the problem.

Apparently the king of the dead talks like the worst combination of all american slang ever.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #funny #just danny messing with people #he gets bored okay #and in his defense he had no idea that these people were so important #he just had to thrash skulker and go home #the jl is shooketh #i heard someone actually talk like that as a joke once and busted out laughing #it just seemed funny for an actual god to talk like this #disclaimer; i suck at slang #seriously i talk like siri 90% of the time #lol

[ethanhuntfemmefatale]

sometimes i think about an AA universe where Edgeworth didn't have to be shuffled off every 5 seconds so he could maintain credibility as a rival....where Phoenix didn't have to win every case...yes AA is a game yes i understand why it did that for the narrative. but when I look at those lonely scared 24 year olds from AA1 i can't help but think that their version of a happy ending would be to be able to get used to each other. to face each other over stupid cases and small things. Sometimes one winning, sometimes the other, until it hardly matters anymore, all that matters is finding the truth together. I want them to take each other for granted!!! i want them to look at the other across the courtroom and say "time to face this bitch for the hundredth time i guess!!" these poor bastards have never had anything approaching emotional stability before let them have each other damn it

#idk im just. emotional #i feel like at that age?? at that place in their character development??? romance aside that would be legit be #the best happiest situation for both of them. and i feel things when i imagine it #we see so much of the grand gestures intense moments side of their relationship #they're always helping each other in their darkest moments and stuff like that but i wish they could also have #a very mundane professional dynamic. bitchy and prickly and earnest cause they both care a lot. and loving in their way #it's sad to me that so much of fic revolves around the idea that 'when phoenix and miles start dating miles will finally stay' thats #so tragic!!!!!!! am i the only person who thinks that's tragic #the game had to keep them apart for Narrative Reasons but i know my boy miles edgeworth and he would want to get bored of that spiky hairdo #and that handsome face. from seeing it in court so much. #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #aa1 #aa2 spoilers #aa3 spoilers

[corpsoir]

Heritage Februabba 2023

Day 5: First kiss || Last kiss

@heritage-februabba

#its past midnight here so i can post this now hsughsdjkfdghjdfikghfjkds im ill about them #i like colouring stuff so it looks like coffee teehee #something about drawing people kissing is so embarrassing. oh well #i had a really evil idea for this before and some people have seen that sketch but i grew bored of it #heritagefebruabba23 #first kiss #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #bruabba #bruno buccellati #bruno bucciarati #leone abbacchio #vento aureo #golden wind #jjba fanart #corps.art

[51-queer-frogs]

#i wanna leave the image alone #which means alll my thoughts are in tags #:P #idunno #ive had this idea for a while now #and #ug #yeah i got it out #also note to self #fuck tropical shirts #never again #No #longest part #also #yes this is based of the 50 pound of butter giant crab post #or at least that's where the top image comes from #uhhh #oh! #valintin was based as hell about flannel #so yoink #nor's a bit more solid here to fit in with the styly #which! #lineless #i don't normally do that but #well i did jenny like it by accident and here we are #norm's supossed to be personified guy mc dude #so #he's boring #i'll do a good cool desing at some point but ehhh #opn fanart

[fatuismooches]

EVEN MORE CUTE DOTTORE MOMENTS TO MAKE YOU SMILE 🙏 (because I am too tired to post anything of quality)

#smooches talks #ouhhhh... to experience the domestic life with him... #someone motivate me to start writing actual fics again... #the dottore honeymoon fic merely has the title “medicus scriptor amorem” and “Honeymoon fic” in the actual document LMFAO #i made it on... january 27 oops #idek if im gonna stick to that name because google translate for latin is so bad omfg #(TO THAT KIND PERSON WHO SENT ME IDEAS ILY AND I PROMISE I WILL RESPOND. I PROMISE IM NOT IGNORING U) #i also have another wip i havent touched with loving the harbingers when they weren't in the fatui yet #no like seriously i think churning out 50k words did something to my writing state 💀🙏 #a snippet from dottores part: Il Dottore’s strength was nearly unmatched in the Fatui being the Second Fatui Harbinger and all. #what most people do not know is that he was… certainly not the best fighter during his Akademiya days. #A claymore was also out of the question - he grumbled when he had to lug his numerous research materials and parts to the desert… #In the end you settled on teaching Zandik the basics of a sword. do with this as you will... #however i am still so proud of myself for fabulam diu oblitus #i was rereading in class bc i was bored and i was like #damn i kinda ate with this #thanks for listening to smooches mini writing life crisis if u made it here #okay i go sleep now... i have midterms this week #OMFG THESE TAGS R SO LONG IM SO SORRY

[midnightmah07]

Older Daisy thriving as a preschool teacher in sunset savannah 🤸🏻‍♀️

#💙! mah's art #💙! daisy #artists on tumblr #oc x canon #twisted wonderland #sketch #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #twisted wonderland yuu #twst yuu #“the outfit is weird” yeah I had 0 idea of what I was doing I used like 2 fanarts of Leona and Cheka as reference #so pls don't nitpick the outfit #ahem #i was gonna draw older Ruggie as well but #it's late #plus i got bored of imagining outfits #if u squint u can see a wedding ring #y'all already know who owns the other ring

[anqelbean]

A conversation with my 11 year old self.

Reblogs >>> likes

#a quick comic because i was bored and had this idea #THIS IS JUST PRACTICE AND IT'S REALLY MY FIRST 'COMIC' COMIC SO BE GENTLE #art #artist #eva.png #queer #aromantic #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtqa #lgbtq+ comic #lgbt comic #comic #anqeldraws

[kindaorangey]

i love that for years gumlee was literally just the yaoi version of bubbline, and i don't just say that cuz they're both boys because people genuinely shipped gumlee over bubbline because they can't survive without having two twinks to obsess over, meanwhile in the show they had the personalities of cardboard and like 10 seconds of interaction over 10 seasons, AND THEN in fionna and cake they've both got secondary and even tertiary character traits??? whaaat???? and their romance is canon AND it's instrumental to the theme of finding everyday things worth fighting for?????? crazy. anyway congrats to gary and marshall for getting the right answer out of the wrong method lmfao

#fionna and cake #gumlee #like they were such a nothing ship they were so boring. i was honestly expecting them to be cute but queerboring in fionna and cake #ends up the writers had actual ideas for them! wild #thunder rambles

[hansols-yoda-boxers]

Oct 17th [Bang Chan + Edging]

[9:13] Your tease of a boyfriend was being nice. Very nice. Too nice.

He liked to play with you. He liked to take his time. You knew in the end he would always make you feel good but you had to go through a lot to get there. He never made it too easy for you to get to your orgasm. Even if he never outright said it you knew he loved when you started squirming and whining and you could always see just how much it stroked his ego when you started sweetly begging him to touch you properly and make you cum.

So the fact that he had so easily taken you into his lap, fingering you open. The fact that the second you had asked for more he gave it to you. The fact that he was listening to every little thing you wanted and you didn’t have to whine or beg at all for any of it was… suspicious.

Even your lust-addled brain could tell something was up. He was a little too sweet. It was too soon for him to be sinking you down onto his cock and letting you control everything. He never let you just cum so easily. He couldn’t help making you whine just a little bit. He couldn’t ever help himself. So your nerves were mounting as you mounted him, bracing yourself on his shoulders and biting down onto your lip to stifle the sounds that were on their way out anyway.

“Feeling good, baby girl?”

Were his words a trap? If you said yes would he stop you from moving with that cheeky, smug grin he always had? Or if you said no would he lift you off and tell you that since you weren’t enjoying yourself you could just stop? You didn’t even know if he was playing mind games or just being sweet. Either way a moan tumbled past your lips and he seemed satisfied with that. Chan’s hands squeezed your hips as he leaned in and captured you in a deep kiss. At least he was just a little desperate with his kisses, at least he wanted release too. Maybe he was just that horny, enough to let you get off without making you work so hard for it for once.

You started to carefully grind down on him. Despite how needy you were feeling, you didn’t want to move too fast too soon. You loved being close to him like this, chest to chest, straddling his lap, feeling his hands on your hips and his moan dying on your tongue. But even so you couldn’t kick the thought that he was not going to let you have what you wanted. So you tried to move slowly, savoring the moments and trying to tell yourself he might not realize when you were about to cum.

Chan kissed your jaw before slipping down to kiss at your neck. You let out a quiet string of moans as you moved just a little faster and started to swirl your hips instead. Each movement made the coil in your core curl tighter, made your body tense just a little bit more. You tried not to let it show in your moans, keeping your body moving at the same pace on his cock and quietly cursing yourself as you started to clench around me.

Chan nipped at your ear. “Do you want to cum on my cock, baby girl? Fuck, I wanna feel that.”

Some part of your brain was yelling to still be suspicious but he was basically telling you to cum now and your body was far less willing to exercise caution. You started grinding down on him quickly, a string of curse words falling off your lips. Chan let his head fall back as he let out a groan that sent even more arousal rushing through you. Everything in your body pulled tight as your moans climbed higher and your gripped Chan even more tightly in a silent plea to cum with you.

Suddenly his hands pressed down hard on your hips. Your hips jolted as he stopped you, not letting you move any more and even though his head was back, sweat on his skin and chest heaving, his lips curled into a grin that made you whine.

“No! I was so close,” you sounded exactly as desperate as you felt and you could see in his expression as he tilted his head up to look at you just how much he enjoyed it as you squirmed and tried to start moving again. In one, smooth movement he held you to his chest and rolled you over, onto your back, before bracing himself on the bed and pressing up just enough to look at you.

“I know,” he hummed. “You sounded so cute.”

“Why did you stop me?” You whined, hitting his arm weakly to emphasize your displeasure.

“Because you’re even cuter when you pout,” he grinned.

“You’re a j-jerk, you know that?” Your voice stumbled as he started to slowly and shallowly thrust into you.

“I just love all of your reactions,” he leaned down and pecked your lips. “Is that a crime?”

“You want me to suffer.”

He gave you a much deeper thrust and your eyes fell closed as a moan tumbled past your lips. In spite of yourself you back arched off the bed and he chuckled.

“It sure sounds like you’re suffering, baby girl.” He teased.

“Why c-can’t you be a nice b-boyfriend?” You muttered, trying to keep your voice even as he kept the pace with the deep thrusts, already bringing you close to your edge again from the slow motions.

“I’m nice,” he hummed, pressing kisses across your cheeks. “I want you to feel as good as you can and isn’t it so much better after I make you wait for it.” You let out a gasp as he picked up his pace, your hands gripping his arms tightly as each thrust brought a wave of pleasure. “It’s okay to be patient, baby girl. I promise it’ll feel so good. Don’t I always make you feel good?”

You held onto the last shreds of indignation by not responding and instead focused on the way your body was tensing again. You could feel the build again, bringing you to your edge and you tried to control your reactions but you couldn’t help the way your nails dug into him and your thighs tightened around him as you got right to your edge.

In an instant, Chan stopped moving. A chuckle fell off of his lips as you let out the loudest flustered whine yet and he held your hips still so you couldn’t get any more sensation.

“Come on, Channie please,” You whined.

“Oh now my girlfriend is being nice to me?” He laughed.

“You got what you wanted,” you said. “You got to see me whining, now make me cum!”

Chan pouted at you. “Oh, you’re not being nice.”

You let out a heavy sigh before giving him the biggest doe eyes you could that he could never resist. “Channie, please.”

“Maybe I don’t want to now.” That statement was a damn lie on account of him still being ball-deep in you cunt.

“Channie,” you put on a sing-song voice, cupping his cheeks making eye contact with him. “Won’t you come with me? It’ll feel so good.”

His lips twitched into a smile before he leaned in and gave you a kiss. His hips started to move again as you wrapped your arms around his neck. “I can never truly resist you, baby girl.”

#the way i was so tired when i got this i knew he was gonna be annoying #i had fun #also i dont wanna see yall tagging this as dom chan i worked so hard to not making a boring or generic dom chan idea #i worked so hard guys ksajdhsa #timestamp #kinktober 2022 #stray kids imagines #stray kids smut #skz imagines #skz smut #bang chan smut #bang chan imagines #chris bang smut

[druidonity2]

A drawing depicting something I had hoped might happen after Mawduin got saved...it did not :(

#world of warcraft #anduin wrynn #jaina proudmoore #Its so BORING that he didnt get any visual indicators of his truama after being saved #and while it might be that they didnt make a new model because they wanted to wait when he returns from his dissappearance #I just...bro all of that maw stuff #even his HAIR was just an illusion #i imagine in this Anduin wants to dye his hair back fully but just for fun they copy jaina's hair for him to have for awhile #when he comes back he BETTER HAVE SOME VISUAL INDICATOR OF HIS PAIN #He should've had something from the bell too #scars sure but the ideas fans have of missing a leg or arm are dope asfuck too #have their dwarf/gnome allies make anduin a prosthetic both as a gift and an act to further strengthen their alliance

[miraculous-showtime]

i drew the shinonononomes :)

#ena shinonome #akito shinonome #prsk #project sekai #project sekai colorful stage #hatsune miku colorful stage #colorful stage #prsk fa #*shoves my appearance headcanons in ur face* #they are very dear to me #been brainrotting abt them recently #mirsho_art #...sorry this background is so boring i had no idea what to do with it

[st4zia]

Marina, where are you?

#splatoon #splatoon side order #splatoon fanart #marina ida #off the hook #no description #okay..can i...rant a little bit because i.... have so much to say about side order #first of all i love LOVE the concepts like bleached coral a menacing dark goop futuristic dystopia TABI SHOES & agent 8s new uniform?!!!!!! #its giving margiela which btw i feel was the inspiration behind toni kensa & that entire brand BUT THats for another post #its like the devs catered side order TO ME.....LMFAO like im obsessed with everything about it so far and the intrinsic horror that comes #along with this concept its just... #immediately after watching the trailer i thought if marina is the final boss~ how would that play out whats going on #so ofc i had to draw it out and like the idea of marina possessed by some sort of mega computer obsessed with order like you get my drift? #you know how fucking cool that would be i just feel like since everything is up to speculation right now im going haywire #i read in the jpn version of some article translation marina was becoming disillusions with oth cuz pearl mentioned she was #getting bored with their music hence the damp socks collab and ghosted marina for some time SO WHAT IF..... #feeling like she was discarded / ghosted...her resentment lingered and she turned to whatever was creepin in that dark goop #to maybe find some reasoning as to why pearl was getting bored with oth (or marina...) #like we were all joking that side order will be the off the hook wedding planning DLC but like WHAT IF IT WAS THE BREAK UP......... #also i mentioned toni kensa earlier what if side order is actually his doing like the color scheme red white and black its all there in the #trailers WHAT IF?!!! so many possibilities im gonna explode #anyway thats just my theories anything is game until nintendo destroys all of our expectations come this spring #this is so long if youre reading this thank you like genuinely thank you for taking the time to read this incoherent rant about a squid gam #have a lovely day <3333 #oh & high five to anyone who knows what poster i used for reference here hehe..