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antiwhores · 9 months
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You took a hit for Bakugou- scratch that actually. It wasn’t a hit, it was a fucking spear going into your chest.
Did it hurt? Yes! Are you gonna joke about it? Also yes.
Bakugou has been fed up with you turning this into a big joke. He had to watch you, his lover, bleed out because of his own sloppiness fighting that villain. The 3 weeks you spent in the hospital were hell and almost immediately when you got out you were making jokes? He thinks you’re crazy.
One night he’s carefully introducing sex back into the picture. It would be the first time yall did anything in a long time because you needed to recover and he was setting some ground rules.
“Are you listening?” He pokes you on the forehead. “This is fuckin’ important. I can’t fuck you if you don’t follow the damn guidelines.” You groan, “Whats the big deal? You’re acting like I’m a virgin, not the first time I’ve been impaled-“ “Shut the fuck up. Don’t finish that sentence.”
He knew what you were doing. The word “impaled” was BANNED in this household.
“You’re being so mean, it’s like a stab in the-“ “I swear to god…” He stops himself from cussing you out by rubbing his temples aggressively. “No fucking more.” He spits.
You hold up a finger, “One more.” “No-“ “You’re not the sharpest thing thats entered my body-“ “SHUT THE FUCK-“
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I find it very interesting that both Wille and Simon are younger children in their respective families and they depict the two sides of the same coin of a "parent-younger child" dynamic.
In Wilhelm's case, Kristina and Wilhelm have a very rocky and nuanced relationship. An older sibling, especially who's a "golden child" and is the parent's beloved, sets this road-map for the younger sibling to follow, to walk upon, and the parents usually leave the younger sibling to deal with that road-map alone- after all, "we have done it all the first time with the older child, right? And the younger child has seen it all, right? Then they must know what to do!" Missed school events, constant examples of Erik in a conversation- it's all there in little interactions between them.
But the thing is, the younger sibling is going through life for the first time, just like the older child, and they too need assistance in everything. But if the younger child is left alone to fend for themselves most of the time, they will be lost, so lost. And alone. Wilhelm felt alone even with both of his parents because they were never there for him like they did with Erik. You have to ask for their attention, to guide you just like they guided the older child, and it results in "little rebellions"- going to a public school instead of Hillerska, constant outbursts of anger because nobody is listening. And the thing is, you know your parents love you- they are not like the "fairy-tale bad parent who tortures their own kid", they just love your sibling more- and there's nothing wrong in that, they're also human, and everyone loves their first child to death, right? And they love you! They still support you! But, sometimes, it's just not enough.
But in Simon's case, it's the opposite- when the younger child is the "golden child", it brings a different kind of loneliness. Your sibling loves you, and you love them too, but you are also the target of every frustration they will emancipate of being a "project" for their parents to work on- Sara with her neurodivergency and how she dislikes Simon having to look after her all the time. And you can't help it, because how can you stop being "you"?
The parent loves you, but they also assume that you've got your shit together all the time. You have to make a roadmap for yourself, and you feel lost making it, and even more lost navigating the wobbly sketches all by yourself. You suppress your emotions, because any display of trouble will be worrisome for your parent, like Simon suppressing his problems about Marcus and extra tutoring fees from Linda. And you just don't know what to do because you're still inexperienced in life and asking for help is not an option.
And maybe that's why they provide each other comfort all the time, because even though they are not aware of each other's issues on the surface, they recognise this loneliness in the other person, and they see their own loneliness inside them, and feel like no one should feel like I did.
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lyriumsings · 2 months
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i was tagged by @everlong1997 for iirc it’s Top 5 Songs of all time (i literally just looked at it but my memory is terrible lmao) BUT YEAH i listen to *a lot* of music so hNN this was so hard but if i had to say these are at least some of my favorite songs of all time
satellite stealing time by above and beyond (acoustic)
give me love by ed sheeran
take me back to eden by sleep token
helena by mcr
welcome home by coheed and cambria
i would link them but i queued a bunch of songs and everytime i mess with spotify i mess up my queue when its mid play SJSJSJ
im gonna taaaggg @gldnhrtd @retconomics and @amyreads no pressure ofc <33
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Because I'm on a Phantom of the Opera kick atm, here's
THE BAD BATCH IF THEY WERE DRESSED AS PHANTOM CHARACTERS
Hypothetical scenario: The Batch are going to a fancy dress party and are each dressed as a character from POTO. But who is who?
Omega
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Christine's masquerade dress. She's spinning around in that thing like there's no tomorrow (getting glitter everywhere). ✨️
Hunter
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Raoul's masquerade outfit. Omega felt like she needed a Raoul to her Christine and Hunter wasn't going to pass up the opportunity to make her happy. (and no I don't mean this in a Hunter x Omega way, just that he wants to be a fun supportive dad)
Tech
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Monsieur Firmin! That man is gonna be dapper as hell. He's wearing that waistcoat and no-one can stop him.
Wrecker
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You can't have Monsieur Firmin without Monsieur André! And Wrecker is totally turning up in André's sparkly skeleton number. He and Omega are fully embracing the masquerade vibes.
Echo
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Our boy is The Phantom! As soon as they knew they were going to this party, he was claiming that bedazzled cape. Anytime he disagrees with Hunter, he flicks him with it. The man is living for the drama queen vibes! (If Fives was still here, he would've been Christine because he would insist that they go as a pair). (Also not intended as shipping)
Crosshair
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He's not being outdone. He's going as The Phantom, but specifically in the masquerade getup. He's going to be the best dressed there because he said so!
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slimepuppied · 10 months
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was gonna say my first succession fanfic should be romangerri failsex because it's important to me personally, but that would be a lie because the first succession fic i wrote was kenrava smut. : ////
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sinnamon-wade · 10 months
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anyone know if there is like somewhere that’s compiled references of the details from totk?? like on zonai things, stuff on the sky islands or like the decals on the totk oled switch?
stuff like this v
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celestialscarlet · 1 year
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About the HOTD finale
Ok so hopefully this makes sense, but I’ve seen people complaining that the show has taken away the agency of the HOTD characters - for example with Alicent in general, and in the finale with Aemond. 
I think that to an extent that is a totally valid criticism, but I would like to offer up another look. As we know, Fire and Blood, which the show is based on, is a historical retelling, like a textbook. Those, writing these textbooks weren’t there like we are as viewers. In history, it is much easier to create villains with the ‘available’ facts. To the historians, it would make sense to write Aemond as purposefully having Vhagar kill Lucerys, especially with the whole idea that before he was talking about a debt to be paid. With the things they know, he hated him and Aemond was a warrior. But - again - the historians only have these main actions to create characters off of. This means, the writing hasn’t taken away agency by making the ‘evil actions’ done by characters more so and accident than done with intent - but instead adds the real-life complexity that those ‘writing’ Fire and Blood missed. Aemond and Alicent aren’t purely evil and scheming, they’re both complex people whose actual actions and intentions can’t easily be put down on paper - so they were molded to fit that away and the show is showing what the book couldn’t. 
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charlesoberonn · 1 month
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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beaft · 2 months
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
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pezcautism · 20 days
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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yeehawpim · 7 months
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a comic about fix-it fanfics
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hot2go · 7 months
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i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem
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silver-the-second · 3 months
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lastoneout · 4 months
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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captainjonnitkessler · 4 months
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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sleepygaymerdisease · 22 days
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