#but i wish i could

[batmantheratman]

i wish i lived in a time period where i could just kill my abusive family and get away with it and runaway with my true love

#i will not #but i wish i could #this is a joke btw #im thinking about lisa frankenstein again #lisa frankenstein #the creature

[polteergeistt]

I got a projector and a great white wall and comfy seats (my lap and my bed) and I got large hoodies and blankets and stuffed animals and food and drinks and marine biology documentaries and I can cuddle and scratch and pet and massage so if anyone is interested I can dm you my address.

#i will obviously not disclose my address on the internet #but i wish i could #this is so relaxing you have no idea #polteergeistt

[productofaritual]

Elias had a point. Sometimes, you just need to commit brutal pipe murder to feel better.

#DONT WORRY #I DID NOT COMMIT BPM #YOU CANT FIND ME IN THE NEWS #but i wish i could #tma #tma podcast #tma elias

[kimtaeri]

finally at home after a job interview that lasted almost 2 hours now im going to sleep and hope i wake up tomorrow morning :)

#thats not true im not going to sleep #but i wish i could

[camouflagedlove]

the urge to apologize no matter what

apologize if I'm mistaken

or if I ask too many questions (so that I won't be mistaken)

or if I ask a dumb question

or if I don't understand

or if I over explain

or if I'm too loud or too quiet

or talk too much or not enough

like I'm just so sorry actually

#vent #autistic #i dont like speaking #but i wish i could

[7furhr8]

When you're eating at a restaurant, and you hear someone who sounds like Harry Styles, yelling "GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"

#harry styles #can anyone relate? #i cant #but i wish i could

[hioyourluv]

Uh oh. English isn't my first language. I have difficulty to read some things and listen to others and sometimes I don't truly understand what's going on and unfortunately it takes away all my experience of liking something

#I was trying to read some phrases written in a book but I struggled a lot because I have to make an effort to understand a phrase #I can't read it naturally #Only sometimes and it depends on what's written #But I wish I could #When I'm watching something in english and I don't understand something a character says my mind just goes blank and I'm like “🙂?¿ oh” #Yeah #That's both sad and annoying #I really wish I could enjoy 100% of the experience of watching something but sometimes I can only understand 40-60% because I need subtitle #Most of the videos and series I watch don't have subtitles so I struggle a lot to understand something #Sometimes It's not that bad but it's difficult anyway

[twinkinspector]

screaming crying throwing up squirting a hole through my laptop

#i couldn’t find a gif of him using his quirk on the boys #bots* #but i wish i could #highposting

[greatfairymia]

Hands encase as morbid rot his hilt and it is a warm infection, bleeding through his steel until sanity yields; how close is he, how close could he be in an hour?

#my fics #probably have to change this #so here it goes #im pretty sure i can't get away with that grammar #'hands encase as morbid rot his hilt' #but i wish i could #just make all my prose incomprehensibly poetic :')

[saccharinevampy]

I haven't posted any art lately because I've been working on a special project that I'm not allowed to post publicly yet

#but i wish i could #vamp text #its taking all my artistic free time unfortunately

[vurelly]

People are going to be weird. Maybe put the wiki description for the literal Earth's moon or something.

PFFFFFFFF

#vu asks #I CANT #BUT I WISH I COULD

[wikipedie]

rewatching naruto makes me wish i was gay rivaling with someone, however i'm one of the most non-confrontational and non-ambitious persons i know

#i can't do rivaling #but i wish i could #personal

[sweetie-sylveon]

dni people who know how glimmer and gloom work, use glimmer and gloom as their main way of making money, or know people who swear by glimmer an gloom as a way of making money.

#glimmer and gloom #flight rising #silvie plays flight rising #back into the dragon game and i need money #i cant play tidal trouble and majong until i have enough money for gene scrolls #but i wish i could #I FOLLOW GUIDES I CLICK ALONG TO VIDEOS AND IM JUST #I DO NOT UNDERSTAND #its so weirdly stressful i dont get it AT ALL #im at that point where someone needs to stand over my shoulder and point to the next move #im boutta call in my big brother fr #there has got to be another way 1600 isnt enough #For the purposes of the post this is a /j moment

[llycaons]

I want to give them my uterus SO bad

#please take it I'll never use it and it causes me such grief #idk if I'm eligible since the surgery to donate is kind of risky #but I wish I could #cor.txt

[feelymeely]

Gonna start signing my work emails:

Please do your job or I’m putting you in a saw trap.

#I’m kidding #but I wish I could

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

#misc comics #animal art #birds #bird art #bittern #bitterns #artists on tumblr #sometimes you just gotta draw a thing #i wish i could bittern at the grocery store #i'm short -_- #birds are losers