#but i’m not exactly subtle shshehsjskehdhsi like

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#my gay coworker met someone on a dating app #and hasn’t shut up about this girl for like a WEEK now #which like good for her good for her! but she’s down bad lol #today we were talking about this girl for the millionth time #and i was like ‘ur so lucky she lives near u! my person lives far from me’ #gender neutral and vague as fuck about it #and she goes ‘wait! u have a person? who is HE? i wanna hear all about HIM!!!’ #miss girl. 🧍🏻‍♀️ #IM FUCKING GAY DUDE #either she’s completely oblivious or being very respectful and not trying to pry #but i’m not exactly subtle shshehsjskehdhsi like ??? #*