#but i'm not

[janahanooo]

This is part 2 [you can find part 1 here]

Lilia: Silver, what do you think about getting another parent?

Silver: it's Yuu is it

Lilia: ah, you know me so well-

Silver: -thank god, I don't think they would have stopped talking about you for the rest of my life...

Lilia: oh

Sebek: HUMAN!

Yuu: please don't shout, my ears hurt

Sebek: oh, please forgive me, I just have a question.

Yuu: yes?

Sebek: is it true that you and Lilia-sama are getting married?

Yuu: I mean, yeah. He did propose to me the other day. Why? You don't want me to marry him?

Sebek: no no, I am indeed happy, just... please don't let him near the kitchen at all cost.

Yuu: right.

Sebek: and let me be your best man

Yuu: oh.

Yuu: sure! I intended to ask you or Silver anyways

Sebek: THANK YOU! I WILL BE THE BEST BEST MAN IN HISTORY!

Yuu: still no need to shout

Sebek: ☆^☆

Malleus: did you think this through?

Lilia: no ♡

Malleus: knew it

Lilia: come on! Yuu is going to be your new step-parent! And you guys are great friends!

Malleus: I wasn't talking about that. (And thinking that I need to call child of man my parents is just... weird)

Malleus: I was talking about this whole thing... they are human-

Lilia: -and I don't have much time left, I know.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: then I wish you to be happy

Lilia: you big baby♡

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twst lilia #lilia vanrouge x reader #twst malleus #twst silver #twst sebek #:') #it weirdly feels like I'm marrying off my daugther #but I'm not

[sidprescot]

TISSAIA DE VRIES in The Witcher Season 3, Vol 2: Trailer

#thewitcheredit #the witcher #twn #the witcher netflix #tissaia de vries #the witcher spoilers #witcher spoilers #twn spoilers #rj.gif #i am not ready #but i am #but i'm not

[snuffysbox]

so how about that Fargo season 1-3 huh

#I am ill about them #I would say I'm sorry for making edgy shit for a show that aired a decade ago #but I'm not #I want to draw them more #fargo #grady numbers #wes wrench #nikki swango #wrench and numbers #artsy stuff

[fantasiees]

Don't listen to this in public pt 3?

#(this one is longer) #it's for my album!! #sounds like i'm saying stuff #but i'm not #cause #had stuff in my mouth #so #🤷🏼‍♀️ #me #mine #🎶🎶🎶

[bidisasterevankinard]

Eddie Diaz, how could you came back from super strange math date to him and didn't fuck him senseless? When he look like that? Long hair, cozy sweater, childish smile. And main thing HE PUT YOUR(yours and his) SON IN BED !!!!! You're so stupid

#Eddie is stupid sometimes #but I'm not #Buck I'm free #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #911 #911 abc

[kelluinox]

I saw the video of people chanting at Sydney. I saw Shani Louk. I saw Naama Levy. I saw Noa Argamani. I saw an Israeli boy being pushed around and taunted "Say Ima! Say Ima!". I saw the Bibas family. I saw photos of burned bodies and shot up cars. I saw people fleeing from the Nova festival and I saw the bodies of the 260 people that were shot there. I saw the interview with a girl whose grandmother was murdered and her murder recorded and published on social media by Hamas. I saw a kindergarten floor smeared in red. I saw terrorists throwing grenades into a bomb shelter where people were hiding. I saw a group of friends hiding in a public toilet on the beach, one video recorded from one of their phones, the other - from the soldier who found their bodies. I saw Twitter explode with celebrations. I saw people call it resistance. I saw victims being called hipsters. I saw student groups blame the victims instead of the people responsible. There is never, ever a justification for such atrocities and I never, ever tried to justify the bombings the way you people bent over backwards trying to justify Hamas.

So you can throw scary article headlines at me from newspapers that had shown bias before all you want. You can tell me how it's all AI, how "those darn jews are lying again". You can cite the UN, who still haven't kicked Russia out and who had Iran chair human rights, whose organization UNRWA has been keeping Palestinians as refugees, employing terrorists in their schools, programming children to become future sacrifices and weapons, and whose teacher had held a hostage captive. You can tell me that reports of rape come from "unreliable sources" even as UN hears testimonies about October 7th and after we had already seen videos, taken by Hamas themselves, on the day that it had happened. You can try to tell me how the slogans I say are antisemitic and that other jews say are antisemitic are not antisemitic (because jews apparently can't define antisemitism according to you). You can try to tell me that we're the problem when support of Hamas' actions exceeds 50% in Gaza and 70% in the West Bank (in no small part thanks to the decades of radicalization facilitated by UNRWA and Iran proxies). You can tell me all of that — truth is, I don't much care for your opinion if you say all these things because all of it is verifiably a load of nonsense. I'm not going to engage with you. I'm not going to believe you aren't acting in bad faith. I'm not going to give you a platform. I'm not going to gather up all the evidence that we all saw and that is still in public access, because I know you've most likely seen all of it already and decided not to believe it, to lie about it, to obfuscate. And I'm not heartless to broadcast suffering again and again just to debunk your lies.

I saw what happened the day it happened and I saw your immediate reaction to it. And that was more than enough.

#you may be so chronically online as to post photos and videos of dead bodies but I'm not #you may be so chronically online as to justify violence if it's against someone you don't like #but I'm not #leftist antisemitism #antisemitism

[antlerqueer]

#sorry wish i were better than this #but i'm not #yellowjackets

[ninjagophan-a-child-for-once]

I'm crying cuz I just realized what if Zane is regretting sacrificing himself so much now that he's lost Pixel and New dragon's rising and now know how it feels to grieve such a loss I would say this is how he felt during Nia's death but he kind of switched off his emotions for that so-

I mean yeah there was an entire episode dedicated to not battling up and ignoring such feelings (with the best soundtrack to come out of Ninjago that isn't The weekend whip) but still for most of the season he does not feel the loss like he is now

#ninjago #nya smith #dragons rising #dragons rising part 2 #zane julien #ninjago pixal #I would say I'm sad for him #but i'm not #(that's a lie) #THIS IS HOW WE FELT ZANE #THE PAST 7 PLUS TIMES YOU DIED

[aroaceeternalbeing]

Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Steve : Um...Neat.

*later*

Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?

Steve : Didn't you thank him ?

Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

#He panicked okay ?? Leave him alone #stevetony #stony #tony stark #steve rogers #sam wilson #bucky barnes #sambucky #incorrect marvel quotes #It's like 2:30a.m right now and this is what I'm doing #I should be sleeping #but i'm not #I'll have to “wake up” in 4hours and I haven't even closed my eyes once #i'm going to be exhausted tomorrow #what's wrong with me

[papermint-airplane]

Didn't have much time to play tonight so I decided I'd have a chill CAS night. Just mess around a little and see what happens.

Ok I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, "Laura" (That's me. That's my name) "Laura, where are her eyebrows?"

And like, that's a whole thing, you see. Her eyebrows entered a contest hosted by a popular soft drink manufacturer never thinking they'd win in a million years, but sure enough, they did. An all expenses paid trip to Bermuda. So that's where they are now. They're relaxing on the beach, enjoying fruity cocktails, and not being on this Sim's face.

Anyway her name is Valerie Vertigo. Here's her outfit.

I was going for like a rich-bitch-but-make-it-kinda-goth-but-not-really-but-kinda-but-also-low-key-trashy vibe.

I ran out of time but you just wait until I create her husband. Hoo boy. Something...something's gonna happen for sure.

#sims 3 #ts3 #sims 3 gameplay #mine #adventures in cas #sims 3 cas #i sound drunk in this post #but i'm not #i just always sound like that #if you've been here a while #you know

[a-hazbin-reader]

“He's sure of it...but it doesn't diminish his growing feelings for you any less”

*The most horrifying jumps scare worthy picture of Alastor*

YOU NEED TO START PICKING BETTER PICTURES, MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY😭

YO IF THAT PHOTO DON'T MAKE YOU 💦 YOU ARE ON THE WRONG BLOG MY FRIEND

#LMFAOOOOO #BBY I'M SORRY #BUT I'M NOT #I LOVE THAT PHOTO #NEW FAVORITE POST #RIGHT HERE

[insertsareallycoolname]

"uhh I'm not homophobic, I just don't like Will 🙄"

Btch you were literally saying that L*nnie was a good father and only sane one in the family bffr!!

#stranger things #TW L*nnie #will byers #william byers #will byers is my pookie #he deserves better #Will Byers defender till I die #leave Will alone already #he did nothing wrong with you #Will is such a sweetie #but I'm not #I'll frking smack ur face with a roller skate #joyce byers #jonathan byers #lonnie byers #byler #<<target audience

[lamiue]

"Percy stand up, I mean it."

"It's okay. I'm okay."

#BUT I'M NOT #percy jackson #percy and annabeth #percabeth #annabeth chase #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show

[dustofthedailylife]

// Alhaitham x Reader [Fluff] (ft. Kaveh - who gets a bit shafted, sorry Kaveh!)

Imagine you're a Haravatat scholar and Kaveh has a crush on you. He desperately tries to gain your attention in any possible way, but you just kind of don't really seem to notice or care.

So he decides to ask Alhaitham to be his wingman to help him gain your attention since he is in the same Darshan as you.

It takes a lot of convincing since Alhaitham originally had no interest to help his roommate with his stupid theatrics, but that was until he finally sees you.

Although he doesn't let it on, he is mesmerized by you from the very beginning. Not only does he think you are insanely pretty but also nice and intelligent. Seems like Kaveh has some taste after all.

Although Alhaitham still refuses to help his roommate win over your heart, he now has a goal of his own he wants to pursue.

#🍁 dust blurbs #🍁 dust brainrot #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin fanfic #alhaitham x y/n #alhaitham x reader #kaveh genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin fluff #genshin fanfiction #genshin drabbles #alhaitham x you #I'd say I'm sorry for all the Alhaitham brainrot atm #but I'm not #he is on my mind 24/7 atm

[toaster-fire-art]

Bai WuXiang brainrot and other questionable content i chose not to elaborate on but did instead of homework

#i am sorry #but i'm not #bai wuxiang #white no face #white clothed calamity #xie lian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #my art #toasterfireart #quick sketches #listen... #i can explain #i love him #i hate him #he is my favorite villian #he freaks me out #and i adore him for the worse reasons #yk #tgcf book 4 #tgcf book 4 spoilers #just in case #i'm obsessed with the desperation in finding the only form of comfort in the one who hurts you #cough #teehee

[im-getting-help]

i'm sick and everything hurts but that's not going to stop my fangirling >:(

Good soup.

#i should be embarrassed #but i'm not #barry keoghan