#but idk if thats really a contest

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Five] One Last Push!

we all agree that fabian looks like a literal puppy here?? okay good dfkjshd When I said damage control, I meant damage control! Fabian was one of our Jealous Few that felt incredibly sad after watching Daniel leave the room, and after his last few conversations, our Bachelor is realizing just how important it is to be straightforward in this competition! (y'know.... he's still learning) Dan felt incredibly guilty about leaving our poor Mr. Hawkins frowning out in the summer heat - and Fabian's understanding earned him a First Kiss Whim! 💋

[ Part 12/?? ] 🌹

@rebouks

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #fabian hawkins by rebouks #|| #i realize dan is doing a LOT OF THE TALKING in these scenes dsjfhdkj but he has a lot of splainin' to do #i don't know if these are making any sense anymore dlkfd i'm so worried idk why #but fabian is such an angel ;u; i'm not on my phone so i can't properly cryyy in emojis but omgoodness #he was SO SAD and daniel was doing everything in his power to comfort him #'discuss sad mood' and 'comfort fabian' kept popping up over and over in his grab bag along with jokes and lil flirts :') #i promise our contestants will get to say and do so much more past these scenes jdhfdkfj #but i hope his voice comes through here!! #he got a palm lip brush!!! ;o; thats somethin!!! #thank you all for stickin w me durin my weird-ass posting schedule :') #im not really active while i'm offline i literally just had to the time to sit down and edit this today so i've only got one post for y'all #but i hope you enjoyyy ;u; #a special note for fangs and lori in here that i love you guys and i'm thinkin about you ;o;/ #and BECCAAA bless you for this absolute sweetheart - dan and i cannot get enough of him uvu #and dw dan doesnt feel bad abt his feelings for anyone!!! he just feels bad about how he's handled it dfhkjdfjh #i love you all!!! i disappear back into the shadows of my queue now but i'm so glad everyone enjoy their lil inbox messages :'))) #some of them didnt seem to send so im DOIN EM AGAIN TONIGHT

[magioffire]

i just saw a really good post talking about how its kinda unfair to expect everyone to cow down to your muse just because they are powerful and roleplay has never worked like that where everyone is just expected to be submissive towards another muse just because they are evil/powerful/whatever. or they will purposely misinterpret aspects of your muse to make theirs look better or?? something. like. fucking earn the respect and fear.

#i s2g if i see one more post thats like 'respect muses of power uwuwuwu' im gonna throw up #like roleplay is a two way street #i would argue respect and fear like that towards a character has to be earned. #you cant just thanos snap your fingers and have everyone either bow down or die #esp on tumblr where...other people also have powerful muses #disregarding another person's muse's abilities and strengths just to make yours seem more badass is something i see all the time #people completely and purposely misinterpreting aspects of your muse to make their own muse seem like the powerful and 'cool' one #like this is why even though vali is a super high threat and has crazy abilities i always give everyone a chance to get one up on him #because while hes powerful hes not omnipotent #but at the same time i would appreciate it if people at least.....ACKNOWLEDGED? THAT HES DANGEROUS? LOL #because im always over here having vali acknowledge the danger of other characters and there are times where its like #'lol who is this skinny mage who cant even lift up a sword' like what where who---? #are we looking at the same character here?? #skinny?? weak?? hes 200 pounds and half of that is muscle wtf-- #but sure change around aspects of my character to suit yourself LMFAOOO #all im saying is its not as fun for it to be a constant dick measuring contest #the only dick measuring contests i approve of are the ones where we're making fun and laughing at our muses fighting in an ooc chat #otherwise it just kinda feels like...uh? #idk ive had a few interactions where people used ic conflict as an excuse to say what they really feel about vali as a character and its #usually not very nice at all LOL #like damn i didnt know yall despised vali that much hes just a little guy damn.

[lancelotslair]

actually my favorite bits of the for safety comic redraw is uhmmm the “take a few steps back” panel because he looks like a pitiful wet dog who got on the couch and also that as the panels go down the sky slowly gets more red to show giratinas oncoming arrival

#I tried to play around w the sky in it for funsies <3 #whelp. see ya if I ever decide to redraw it again! but I'm content w this one for now :) #I don't really redraw things often since to me it's just a act of getting an idea out of my mind ig #idk how to explain it but there are a FEW things I'm willing to redraw #should the mood strike me #this WAS just cuz every so often people like it and I was like. hey. I can do better than THAT #anyways I only point the sky color out cuz its very small and idk if anyone spotted it O_O #also lucas' ball has capsules on it! in my mind he is barrys childhood friend but hes more into contests than battle... #hes gentle hearted... thats why he looks more frightened and worried for cyrus while dawn is ready to attack

[satanfemme]

actually ...... can I confess something. (you say "yes", sympathetically). *sits down in the confession booth solemnly*. *there's moody lighting on us*. *in the distance, outside the church, dogs are howling*. btw don't try to explain anything to me I hate knowledge I love being uninformed and this is a rhetorical one-way communication channel so if u try to turn this into a discussion I will only hear static and also might kill you cause I'm in a mood. [gameplay tip: the mood is killing]. (you're suspicious, but say "yes, I understand" anyway. and our fates have been sealed). ok cool thanks. so honestly as someone who identifies as both a homosexual and bisexual man I don't really 'get' the whole "bi lesbian discourse"... ?

#(^ warning u now btw; if u try to contest my own identity then ur ableist + I’ll be rude lol. I can't help what my sexuality is 🙄) #sorryyy I only see the like.... Edges of that iceberg; but the posts from those edges are weird to me tbh. #like maybe thats just cause theyre out of context. that could be the case! #in which case fair. me not deep-diving into discourse and missing an important detail cause of that is a realistic scenario here lol #but I see a lot of binary gender views mixed in with like. treating sexuality labels like... these fully autonomous and untouching classes #ykwim? #binary gender views = ''lesbians can NEVER be attracted to men'' (.. sometimes people who are women... are also men.) #and it's ? just not something I really understand. especially with how unanimous my circles are with it.... #+ also like I said I'm literally both gay and bi so? I dont see why other people can't be? #idk imho if u want to do label discourse u should attack those people who try to exclude nonbinary people from ''bi'' #and/or invent new labels that are like ''bi but including nb people'' or ''gay but including nb people''. that shit's actually transphobic #(preemptive clarification: this is cause gay and bi both already include nb people & ''nb'' is not one (1) single gender identity) #lol. anyways I'm gonna go get high rn immediately cause I couldn't yesterday and I'm gonna watch a movie maybe too

[southislandwren]

okay SOMEHOW this little baby got put in charge of bringing the van over to the department building so now i have a little baggy of car insurance information and the knowledge that if i miss my 5:30am alarm tomorrow i am royally fucking up everything.

#uwu we are going on our little trip tomorrow. i have a starbucks double shot espresso canned coffee to shotgun tomorrow morning #and i have two starbucks bottled mocha lattes for the ride there and back #and the triers are clean and in the fanny packs and the car snacks are in the fridge ready to be packed in the cooler #the only thing i havent done is print out resumes for the career fair but idk i dont really want a job from any of those people. #i only want [redacted] and [redacted] only wants me #everyone has their contest accounts set up except for my best friend who is a little slow but i love her. #but WHY did she wait until the DAY BEFORE WE LEAVE to tell anyone she couldnt get into her account!!!!!!! #anyway. the other assistant coach is taking the first leg and im on city driving duty #which is gonna be SCARY in a 12 passenger van but if i can drive chicago while half asleep and very very depressed #i can handle madison in a 12 passenger van #okay but anyway. im taking my friend to campus. getting the van. picking up my other friend. driving to the department building. #then everyone else is gathering (2 people are coming together and the grad students havent communicated how theyre arriving) #and then the other assistant coach is taking over driving and i get to NAP :D #although maybe by that time the doubleshot espresso canned starbies beverage will have hit my system #oh and i'll have alphonse too so i gotta get him set up in the morning. can only do so much tonight #im mostly packed. just gotta throw my toothbrush and contact stuff etc in my backpack and gather my drinks and get al set up #and thats gonna happen at 5:30 am. whoopee. #for reference today I woke up at 8:55 fucking BARELY. i am not an early riser :( #diary post #okay i should probably start winding down for bed now. goodnight tumblrinas i love you

[othercrossee]

#z rambles #^ this is after we both realized blue and Brendan were just lesbians #This came from me tellin him I saw the manga panel of the idol contest and thought Brendan was just a random girl alongside may #a butch and a femme walk into an idol contest #Speaking of mistakin a character for a girl. I thought grusha and lear were girls too #Honestly im still right about that idk #Lear is literally rune gf 😒 love loses. Cuz lear is to to be king < there's potential of one sided enemies to lovers there #Today I realized I might have a thing for making ocs who r just really kind wide eyes little critters #Their heart is huge and so r their attack stats #Also speaking of attack stats #I was playing masters and why tf was red stats boost up to 2000 like thats excessive come on dude

[mikkouille]

is bousplanet fr missing a whole performance (at least) cuz I'm missing mfs in my excel commenting on every single guy's every single performance

#like????? huh???? #is a g group missing??? #and back during star missions none of the guys had left yet mainly i saw i believe all three contestants #wjo left between star mission and signal song #so where are the missing dozens #yesterday on desktop at least two stages wouldnt show up on the mnet channel but now this morning on mobile they do (id found them thru #playlists yesterday) but theres really at least one stage (cuz idk how the missing guys r divided) thats straight up nowbere to be found #whats up boys planet. where are the boys #the struggle i went thru yesterday trying to find tbe lullaby one too cuz i liked kmh's perf in the here i am fancam #if it werent for him i may have not realised some stages were missing at all lol #anywaymh. maybe i desensitised but this week was overall better in perf slightly most still were mid i feel #n i didnt rly get WOA much aside from like. hui doesnt count he's a professional. and kjw doing more than he needs given he can make it #to the final on looking pretty alone but #anyway there were still disasters but last week was so profoundly Bad that in comparison this just feels like the average dozen gathering #rather than the pure middle school talent show energy of ep1 #kind of unbalanced split of stages over two weeks when y think abt it

[hyunjinsbelovedamericano]

Annoying/cute things skz would do as boyfriends

Just pure fluff

proof read

Bangchan

i feel like he would just say a bunch of dad jokes and die at them,"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?","Idk what" "nobody knows".Then he'll start to cackle and roll on the floor,and you're just standing there like 🙂.He doesn't even notice that you don't find them funny because he's laughing too hard,but you don't have the heart to tell him that they really are not funny

Minho

We all know he's a butt abuser,so it's gonna be the same for you.He'll do it anytime,anywhere.You could be talking with you're friends and he'll just slap your butt.What can you do about it?You try to do it to him to get him back.It becomes a contest,you start to transform into Minho and do it anywhere.He could be about to take and shower and you just slap his butt,then he looks at you like 😒,you can't rest after that,you'll be sleeping and wake up to his hand slapping your butt

Changbin

Put you in a headlock(playfully..clean your mind)when you're in pictures he doesn't let you pose and just puts you in a headlock,its either that or him flexing his muscles,you pretend you hate it but you don't but you can't let him know that.He knows you love his muscle so he'll never stop putting you in headlocks or flexing his muscles,he would wear short sleeve shirts just for this purpose

Hyunjin

He would steal your food,you would be eating snacks then he would randomly come up too you and hug you so you would have to put your food down.He would then pick up the good then hide it from you and walk away.You would go back to eating your food then realise its not there,so you ask him "Where did my food go?" he just shrugs because his mouth is stuffed with your food.Or he would just snatch your food with no remorse,you start to chase him and he would.run away from you laughing.You get tired so you stop running and he'll eventually share with you.

Han

He loves to go shopping with you so when you go without he gets extremely sad,if you buy food he would hide the food from you so you have to buy more and then he can go with you. "I swear I brought eggs,did you eat them?" Too that he shakes his head and says "I guess we have too go back to the shop and buy more food",You agree and just grab the shopping bags, he starts to do some victory dance,chant idk he's just happy.You start to catch on to what he's doing and just go shopping with him everytime you need too.

Felix

He would sike you,he would pretend to high five you and just put his hand behind his head,and he'll never stop.He would do the too slow thing,He laughs in your face when after he does it,makes you look like a fool,but when you do it to him he will look at you like this 😦 he wouldn't expect it from you."Why are you so shocked you do it too me every day" he won't respond because he knows you're right.This kind of makes you lose trust in him with these kind of things,he would say smth like "I'll buy you the 5 star album" you get excited but your face drops remembering that he might sike you,"What?"

Seungmin

I think that he would make food for himself and not you,then you look at him in shock when you see that he only made food for himself "Seriously?" "What" he says before taking a bite of his food,if he's mad at you he would make your favourite food and eat it slowly in front of you,bro would smack his lips but then end up laughing because of how stupid he probably looks.You would obviously eat his food whilst he not looking,because you can't just make my favourite food and then expect me not to eat it.

Jeongin

Everybody knows that Jeongin can be a menace,he would say i gotta tell you something and go to whisper in your ear except he doesn't whisper,he does the opposite actually.He just screams in your ear,yk his dolphin scream?yea.He would also ask you to review a song and once you put the headphones on it's just ear rape or a song thats so base booted that you can't even hear the lyrics.He would think that this is the funniest things ever and you would just side eye him.

this is my first post so sorry if it sucked

#skz #fluff #skz fluff #skz x y/n #bangchan #lee know #changbin #hyunjin #han #felix #seungmin #jeongin #skz headcanons #stray kids x reader #stray kids imagines #skz x you #stray kids fluff #skz imagines #skz x reader

[numnue]

hc that andrew is really good at jeopardy and whenever it's just him and neil sitting in the dorm living room - and eventually their own living room later on - he'll just sit and answer each one word-for-word while neil watches, amazed

maybe neil is also super good (idk man i just think he holds on to useless info since he'll never know when he might need it) and they compete to see who can get the most points between the two

whenever neil beats andrew he just gives him the most smug smirk that andrew has to kiss off his face (and it has nothing to do with the fact that the smirk maybe makes andrews knees weak and ears hot, and maybe he lets him win sometimes just to see the easy confidence that neil takes on, maybe)

and one day the foxes are there to witness the back-and-forth between them and they're like "you guys should go on the show" and i just know that andrew would think that winning jeopardy would be the funniest thing ever and neil would like that it showed his new freedom in that he could go on live tv with no risk.

so they apply and get on the show (idk how that works) and immediately act like they don't know each other, they're just contestants to each other. and quickly they start trash-talking each other, i mean come on, and the host probably mentions that they're both professional exy players and have been on teams together in the past, so they probably trash talk each other about that even more

and it gets to the point where the old (or maybe new idk) minyard-josten rivalry hashtag starts trending again and at this point they're not publicly out so everybody believes they just really hate each other

anyways, andrew eventually wins (IM SRY BUT I JUST THINK HE'D BE BETTER BECAUSE OF HIS MEMORY) and they ask what he's going to do with the prize money and he turns to neil and is like "i'll probably take my husband on vacation, but i wouldn't know where he'd want to go" and neil smiles at him and is like "anywhere is fine as long as i'm with you" and thats how they come out to the public

"minyard-josten marriage?!" trends for a month after that

#THIS GOT SO LONG IM SORRY #anyways why do i kind of want to write a fic based off of this now #aftg #aftg headcanon #andreil #andreil headcanon #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #andrew minyard headcanon #aftg fandom #aftg andreil #tfc #trk #tkm

[rzyraffek]

Omg tysm! The last request was very cute. :3 I have ONE MORE.slashers at a pool party ★ ★ for like, summer lol lol

Also, I really luv your blog, its so cute :33

Omg yay summer themed headcanons! Sadly it's cold today but I will try to get into mood😍

Sfw, they/them

Summer(mostly pool and swiming) with slashers!!

Billy Lenz

Buy god damn SUNSCREAM he will be red after 10minutes of hanging out outsite

The sun is a deadly laser

Pretends he is a shark and attacks their legs when underwater

Also loves to splash and do waves

spooked of hairdryer and comb, he rather look like wet rat

Begs them to buy those funny shaped rubber things that you can lay on (guys I have no clue how those are called so I iwol just put photo at the end of fic if you are confused

Micheal Myers

...

Hm no

No i dont think i will

The closest he ever been to big body of water was when he was drowning somone

I doubt he can swim, so even if he would appear in pool he would just walk on bottom, hhh goofy

Hates wet cothes

And sun

And hot temperatures

Brahms Heelshire

Hhehe water

This guy won't swim, he will just lay/sit in water

Guy looks like dead body lol he just... lays there?

But when s/o gets near he will jump attack them, also.... nice outfit s/o

He is definitely type of guy who loves summer

Will forgot sunscreen and turn into tomato soup

Yautja

Purr hot weather he like

I swear s/o jumped into water for fun and this guy had the biggest heart attack of century "AAA MATE WHY DID OU JUMP!! WHO KNOWS IF ITS SAFE??? WHO KNOWS MAYBE WATER IS TOXIC?? DONT DO THAT!" he also jumped right after them lol

After making sure that, no yaujta water isn't poisonous and yes s/o can swim

Probably he can easly stand on bottom and still have (at least) his chest above water level

Also will pick s/o up while they are mid-swim like' a fish👹 and later throws them back in water ya go

Asa Emory

Will just vibe at shore, sunbathing

Yeah your doing great love, nice swimming... now lemmie just lay down and zzz

Acts like that one mom on beach that never enters water and just doest really care

Yeah yeah just dont drown and do no splash me, if you splash me im going to take your PlayStaton4 privileges

A mimir

Also while yall go next to pool he is 100% throwing them in

Jason

😰

Eeh you sure about that?? Water

He will stick to shallow part of pool

Going to be worried about s/o especially if they do some epic tricks. Yeah that's cool that you can do a flip in water but pls it's scary :(

He enjoys doing lil splashes and just picking them up

Pls hold his hand

Eddie gluskin

Oh my love nice outfit you got

Huh me? Water? Aw don't be silly honey

He will just stick to sitting on edge of pool and watching them swim, do not splash him!! His outfit is too pretty >:( grr

If s/o pushes him into water he will litteraly try to drown them (in wacky way)

Hush

He is the one inviting them! He found some random lake in middle of knowhere lol

Will probably do some dumb contest 'yo swims there the fastest gets a free kiss🤭' *points at other shore 5km away*

Will pick them up underwater and be like "haha look what cool fish I found i Will totaly make dinner out of you" drags out of lake and tickles or something idk hes weird

Also im writing this right before the most important exam of this month cuz if I wont pass it I wont pass this year🥳🤪 wish me luck, chemisty sucks

thats the billy lenz thing i was talking about.

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #billy lenz #billy lenz x reader #brahms heelsire #brahms x reader #micheal myers #micheal myers x reader #asa emory x reader #the collector x reader #hush headcanon #hush 2016 #hush x reader #eddie x reader #eddie gluskin x reader #outlast #the collector #jason vorhees headcanon #jason vorhees imagine #jason vorhees x reader #jason voorhees #friday 13th #black christmas

[kookidough]

sierra is sooooo complicated to me like. i could go on about her for so long & also i wish the writers did certain things with her character (which i will get into later in this rant) so ya here we go

firstly her childhood is . very clearly messed up?? it’s established that her mother is Ultra Obsessed with chris and i think sierra mentions being a 3rd generation chris mclean scholar at one point which implies that obsession just runs in the family atp😭 before even going on the show she’s grown up in an environment where this level of obsession is Normal so she doesn’t see anything wrong with turning out the same way

since her mother is like . obsessed with chris & stuff that’s probably what would bring sierra to watching total drama in the first place and i personally feel like she’d fixate on it because it was a group of teenagers her age, people she would like to be friends with if that makes sense? i can imagine she’d be a pretty odd child without many friends so that’d maybe be a reason for her to latch onto total drama, maybe why she latched onto cody too because like. she thinks he’s cute and they have things in common (like theyre both pretty geeky) so she gets pretty parasocial about it because, as mentioned before, her mum being obsessed with chris is just Normal to sierra so she thinks it’s normal for her to be obsessed with cody (spoiler alert girl: it’s really not)

while she’s on the show i feel like she doesn’t change / gets worse because chris sees her exhibiting Mental Illness and just… actively encourages her behaviour? and the other contestants do nothing to stop it, like how most of the time (e.g. paris) team amazon get mad at cody for sierra’s behaviour instead of helping him out for some reason??? no one tells sierra her behaviour is wrong so she just. Continues to get worse until shes out of the competition😭

this is where im gna interrupt with a canon divergence because like . personally i think in the episode where votes were revealed and cody was revealed to have voted sierra Every Single Time, sierra shouldve gotten over him!!!! it was the harsh truth she needed to hear, the dose of reality that cody is NOT interested in her and she needs to move on. she couldve had good character development, building her relationships with other characters and showing off her skills. maybe she’d still be eliminated in drumheller because she made cody that birthday cake as an apology and then kaboom or whatever idk just some way to keep her elimination the same

going down this train could’ve made her character in all stars Actually Interesting ! we couldve seen a side of sierra that kept some of her old eccentric vibes but had her head in the game this time instead of being focused on a boy, especially since cody isnt even in that season

and of course lastly i just wanna say i’m not excusing her weird actions or her creepiness at all, she has some Extreme Flaws and all the stuff she did was absolutely not okay, i just like rotting and seeing maybe why she acted the way she did and i wanted to drop my own two cents on interesting avenues her character couldve went down :3 i know everyone in td is some form of stereotype and sierra was an obsessive uberfan but she couldve still been that after getting over cody, in fact im disappointed that she knew SO much about the cast yet didnt use any of their weaknesses to her own advantage, she couldve dominated the competition😭

so uhhh yeah thats my thoughts on sierra, i probably over-read her to filth but shes very complex to me and i wish certain aspects of her character were done differently, she had a lot of potential especially in all stars but um Everyone had their potential destroyed in all stars so i’ll overlook that

#huge ramble incoming #total drama #total drama sierra #td sierra #sierra total drama #total drama world tour #tdwt #total drama all stars #tdas #on god girl we gonna get u some therapy

[uninformedartist]

So just finished watching the ep so review. Spoils ahead:

So the episode was ok to me, solid 6/10 one of the better episodes which since this was supposed to be an "extravagant" ep why does it got better quality than the main eps, idk Viv has her moments like this ep and other eps its a train wreck in writing ect.

Mammon worked on my nerves, from design to his movements, personality ALL of him was annoying, which props for an annoying Villian but its Villian I never want to see back again and he's hinted for some sort of return.

Side tangent: Mammon is like the how many-ith Villian to get a return ep/hint at one. It was 1st cherubs, then dorks, then stella/ice twink, striker/crimson now Mammon & according to the leaked storyboards a ghost guy that tries to talk IMP into off-ing themselves... its a flipping lot and cherubs & dorks seem to be forgotten dispite dorks knowing & having hard evidence they exist, flip Viv chill it with your Villian of the week cos its way too many now.

Anyway, Blitz didn't need to be in this ep besides the flashback. Ozzie got him to talk Fizz out of being Mammon's puppet but ultimately Ozzie spoke him out of it & gave him courage to quit/confront Mammon. Even Blitz being a bodyguard/killing people for Fizz could've been any imp. Blitz is starting to feel like Steven from SU, in every ep even tho the ep doesn't need him/ the episode surrounds topics a wee child shouldn't be in (i.e Lapis trauma dumping on Steven & he a child isn't really equipped to handle that situation).

My fave part of this ep was Ozzie and Fizz. Ya'll I legit prayed Viv wouldn't mess these two up and my prayers were answered. Absolutely a joy these two were. Fizz especially what a darling. Loved that small scenes with him and the deaf imp child, l dont know sign language but it looked genuine animated and was just sweet moments.

From their interactions, Fizz's panic attacks/self doubt felt & were genuine... I felt that as someone that has panic attacks from high stress on my studies/life. It was just handled well. Fizz feeling less than and needing to prove himself from 1. his past 2. his appearance, that accident affected his self image/worth so much (why I felt him forgiving Blitz was too hastily done but I digress) & 3. him doing this Mammon contest still to gain/earn Ozzie's love for him cos Fizz believes Ozzie only sticks around because of this fame Mammon gave Fizz. Ozzie finally saying what he loves about Fizz was lovely, wanted that in the 1st ep but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Their song was... I didn't like it BUT the message in it was beautiful. Lastly Fizz saying fuck you to Mammon from the courage/strength Ozzie gave him was a nice send off... also Ozzie saying he loves Fizz ah ngl that made me smile agh I just love them. I want to see them more than the Stolitz show but thats only a wish. Props Viv, you get 1 brownie point not messing this up.

Last findings, the ep was bloated as hell my soul Viv please stop cramming so much in an ep, this one is 30 mins long & yet still felt bloated. Pacing was a motherfuka damn it was bad & the swearing was jarring (its a Viv written ep I don't expect any less but still gonna point it out) and the comedy wasn't so prominent in this ep, Blitz/Mammon gave some comic relief but in the best and worst ways:

The way the VA delivered this line "to be fucked" made me laugh, the line is cringy but the delivery lol gold

Aand Blitz, my soul shut the fuck up & get out this ep. Last ep & this one he said something so agonizingly cringe I pulled my face

The world of HB is legit American hell or earth just painted red since Fizz named all these places in America just "hellified" where his fans come from.

And very last, congratulations Salem glad you got the cathartic send off you deserve from working under Viv, truly fuck you "Mammon" indeed :) also glad they credited you this time.

#vivziepop critical #helluva boss critical #spindlehorse critical #helluva boss criticism #my post #can we get a moment for Salem cos heck yeah for them whoooo!!!!

[leclerking]

max x reader (you)

enemies to lovers slow burn or fast burn idk idc

write a self indulgent fic when you're drunk

slayyyyyy im drink rn girlie lets write some fan fictionnnn

do i make this aesthetic? ok maybe i make it aesthrtic

MV01 | ★ BRO WHATS YOUR NAEM?

so its a clubbing scene. im drinking as usual. i want to dance but my friends arent dancers. they're also tired. a man comes up to me and i instantly want to rail him.

he says " you wannt to dance?? ' i said " Yeah dude all night' . so we're on teh dance floor and we're dancing and my friends are at a distance somehwer in the club

then i fall tired so i left to ge t a drink and join my friends, just as i sit down with them, this man. built like a tree. same one from earlier comes back and says lets dance again come on. i was tired but he was handsome so i wen back to dance. then again i was tired so i came bk. and so did he. "come onnn the night is young lets go back" he pleads with a huggee smile. as if he slept with a hanger in his mouth

"dude WHO EEVN ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE THE ENERGY??' i asked as i was close to passing out. (just like rite now while i amm typing this)

but he just smiles and takes my hand and i follow him and we're again having fun on the dance floor. soon enough i couldnt do tjis anymore so i tell my friends that we can leave. and we'er sitting on a bemch outside waiting for our uber AND GUESS WHO SHOWS UP!

"you want to catch a drink later someday again?"

i only stare at him. what does he even mean?? " i dont live in this city, i'm here for like 5 days. also WHO ARE YOU i still domtknow your name yet!! how will i even find you??'

'so u do want to find me? " he smirks " if we have one last dance left togther, maybe we will find eachother " and with that he left.

------------------------- im so tired im going to continue this when im drunk mext time i hop e i dont forget the storu--------------------------

HI I DDI NOT FORGET WE ARE BACK HELLO!

OKAY so now this is probably the next day or the day before we leave the city (i dont know which citty)

im in the lobby with my friends, just back from a whole tiresome day of site watching ? seeing?? the city. im waiting to get something frm the recption and i hear his voice.

" you're here??" "omg dude are you stalking me ?????" i ask with a smile! LIKE WHY AM I SMILING ??!!

" nope. my friend actually lives hre. i came to drop her off "

" you have a girlfriend?" "would not you like to know??"

" nvm i dont, bye"

"okay wait, shes just a friend, and besides i came to drop her AND her boyfriend." and idk what to say, i wanna ask him out but whats the point ill leave tomorrow...

" would you like to go out today? i know this really really great place that has a great salsa night..." not like the dip like the dance!

"sure i'd love that" why am i brushing like an idiot. i told him i'd meet him down in just a few minutes. and sooner than later we were at this beautiful place, you could see the coast. so many people were dacing through tje entire street.

and then so were we. one mimosa after another. one song after another and we were both super drunk and laughing anf giggling and dancing and just having the greatest time ever.

and we continued to have a great time even after we got back to my room. im sure we had great sex. and we wer arguing about something i dont remmbr and having a roast contest. thats all i remembr.

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

because when i woke up, he was gone. not a single trace. no note, nothing... AND I STILL DIDNT KNOW HIS NAME. was he just a ghost? perhaps my drunk imagination or halusination...

went down for breakfast and met my friends. and they asked me about last night. AND I ASKED THEM FOR CONFIRMATION " SO I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD SEE HIM??"

maybe he was real.. but i had to leave in a few hours. maybe he would just have to remain a core memmory to me in this city. and it sucks because he has the cutest smile, and the best energy when it came to dancing.

the whole time, in the taxi, the airport , the flight.. okay maybe no tthe flight because i usually fall asleeep. i thought about him and waht a wonderful time we had.

would i ever see him again??

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[formulatrash]

oscar piastri? put respect on his name. thats mclarens new #1 driver

idk if this is some meme beef or whatever but: the intense way people want to see Lando "humbled" for finishing in the top 3 twice, knowing he beats the absolute shit out of himself for any error, is genuinely fucking weird.

ok it's sports! we all have emotions! I texted three of my friends "HAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF MAX" after sprint qualifying because it was satisfying seeing someone else on top. but I didn't follow it up with sending other people messages calling him a fraud. this is the stupid bit people don't get on the internet: you can say one thing to your friends and other people aren't your friends. they don't share your biases. you go talk about that with your friends you can beef your friends who like other teams, it's part of what makes it fun.

beefing random people or doing the internet equivalent of flyering your agenda is just fucking stupid aggression that makes you look like a poorly informed twat and embarrasses the person you're a fan of. Oscar isn't out there calling Lando washed, he just committed to work with him for years to come.

Oscar is so, so good. it's clearly very good for McLaren and for Lando, who's now passed George for number of career podiums. which, clearly the Merc is having a cringe period in its flop era currently while the McLaren has improved but even so, that proves how strong Lando and Oscar are as a pairing to be able to guide those improvements and exploit them.

they agree about car development, they obviously want to beat each other but moreso they want to work with the team - Andrea Stella spoke about it in depth before the weekend in what's a really insightful interview about the way they work together. he says neither of them have any ego about it and that's one of the best things, that Lando isn't trying to throw his weight around or keep Oscar behind him. that there isn't a #1 driver.

not every team is the dick-waving contest you have made up in your own head. in fact, very few functional ones are. there literally is a competition in F1 and it happens on track you don't have to invent other ones.

#f1 asks

[imagineanime2022]

Ciel's Past Bring Trouble

No pairing

Word Count: 1780

Requested: Anon

Request: how about.. ciel and luke bond? idk if they will bond but- i just imagine ciel and luke small talking and it went awkward thats all i can think of lol AND I have been loving the obey me x black butler crossover, and I propose bringing in Undertaker (not because I love him or anything) but perhaps also Claude and Alois? Maybe the reader could have an interesting history with the demon. Maybe the reader managed to hide a pact mark they had when they first got there? But the pact mark looks messed up like they managed to sever it? So now everyone knows MC has had experience with this but ALSO that they know how to sever a pact. Just an idea!

Black Butler/Obey Me Crossover <- Masterlist

You had expected a little more of a disruption when Ciel joined the school but it seemed like the demons had learned their lesson from the antics that ensued when you and Solomon joined. Ciel had been seen around Devildom before he joined the school and saw the power that the demon he called his butler possessed, Sebastian was not nearly as strong as the demon brothers but he was much stronger than any of the other lower demons that you shared the school with.

You hadn’t really been paying attention so you didn’t see Luke walk up to your table, you smiled at him when you realised that he was there “Hey.” You smiled as he put a tupperware box on your table “you made these?” “Mmhm.” He hummed a bright smile on his face as you opened the box to find six cupcakes in there. “For me?” You asked. “Of course.” He grinned and you reached in taking one out, you took a bite and hummed in satisfaction. “These are great.” You complimented him, your eyes catching Ciel across the room, he was sitting alone, like he did most of the time almost like he was accustomed to doing so, as if being disconnected was where he was most comfortable. That being said it seemed like he was missing people, like he was looking for them for a second before he realised that they weren’t there anymore so you called out “Ciel!” He turned to look at you before you gestured for him to come over, he frowned for a moment before standing and walking over, the fact that he had even answered you in first place you would later realised was proof that he considered you equal to him and worth his time (after all he acted as if half the brother’s don’t even exist). “Yes?” He asked when he was close enough. “Here, try one of these.” You offered him one of the cupcakes, he took it before looking at Luke, he took a bite and he seemed to be thinking about something before his gaze turned back to Luke again. “You made this?” Ciel asked. “Yes.” He answered with a firm nod and just as firm a frown, you smiled at how cute he actually looked, not that you were allowed to actually say that lest you want to start an argument that you would never win. “Shame that we never had someone like you around when I was alive.” Ciel said and though it was hard to see there was a compliment in there. “You liked it?” You asked. “You have a sweet tooth?” “I liked sweets when I was alive, I haven’t had anyone around that could make them for a long time.” Ciel explained. “What about Sebastian, he seemed very good at making cakes back at the contest.” Luke frowned. “Mmm well as capable as Sebastian is, he is just as cunning, he is no friend to me, he’s here because I owe him something.” Ciel answered off handedly and you frowned. “I thought he was your butler.” Luke said. “He is but only by contract, a deal made while I was still alive, it stopped him from getting the soul that he wanted so he connected to me forever now.” Ciel explained. “You made a contract with a demon?” You asked. “You say that as if you haven’t.” He said as he looked at you and you shook your head. “You did it for a different reason, your relationship is different then mine and the brothers.” You explained. “Mm.” He hummed sensing that he didn’t want to talk about it anymore, you looked at Luke. “Well what about some friends down here, it can get lonely down here, being away from home.” You explained, Luke nodded but he didn’t say anything more. “And you two will be my friends?” He asked. “No need to be rude.” Luke frowned. “I’m not, there was a time where I thought all I needed was Sebastian and some disposable bodies, I later learned that I needed far more than that but it was too late to get that from the people I would trust to.” Ciel explained “so if you are offering friendship I would be inclined to take it.” “Really?” You both asked at the same time, Luke scratching the back of his head as he realised the surprised look on Ciel’s face. “You expected that I won’t accept?” Ciel asked. “Well you’ve not really given us much reason to believe that you’d want to be our friend.” You shrugged “but we’re glad that you do.” “Maybe the brothers will leave me alone for once.” Luke mumbled. “We-”

“Ciel!” The way that his name was drawn out seemed to disturb him but the shrill nature caused you to flinch. “What in Devildom is that?” You asked as you looked at the door leading into the classroom, where a boy with blonde hair stood, he smirked as his eyes connected with yours “no seriously what is that?” “Alois.” Ciel glared at the male. “You remember me so we were friends!” He cheered, clapping his hands together, you looked at him, Alois jogged across the room budging Luke out of the way, you easily caught the boy before any damage could be done before pulling him behind you. “Hey asshole!” You yelled, Alois turned to you with a smirk on his face. “That’s not my name.” He said as if giving you the chance to change your attitude. “I don’t know your name, so I go with that based on current evidence.” You grumbled, if you hadn’t been around the brothers so long you might not have been able to dodge the strike from the boy but you did, using it to put yourself closer to Ciel moving Luke with you. “Are you going to introduce yourself or just keep trying to hit me?” “Alois Trancy, take her Claude!” Alois called, the hand that latched around your throat as you pressed up against the wall on the other side of the room. “You were promised to me a long time ago.” The voice of the demon Claude made it to your ear “you remember me don’t you?” Before you could answer he was knocked away from you rather roughly, catching sight of the black wings that belonged to the oldest of the fallen angels. “Are you okay?” Lucifer asked. “I… Am.” You answered after taking a breath. “Mammon.” Lucifer called, someone wrapped their arms around you pulling you back away from the oldest brother. “I told ya to stay outta trouble.” Mammon mumbled before passing you behind him to Beel where he and Belphie protected you, Ciel and Luke. The surge or power must have called the others because only seconds later was Solomon and Simeon at the door of the classroom. “Hey Lucifer, who's this squirt?” Mammon asked, holding Alois by his collar. “A spoiled brat.” Lucifer answered. “Get rid of him.”

“Now now, I think everyone needs to calm down.” The voice sounded almost as if it’s owner was trying to hold in a laugh. “Undertaker.” Ciel muttered. “What business do you have here?” “The Seven Demon Lords, The Strongest Sorcerer, The Angels and The Greatest Demon Deal Makers all in the same place at the same time, how could anyone miss this?” The Undertakers answered. “Who is this?” You asked, pointing at the man dressing in black with bangs covering his eyes completely. “He’s another Reaper, one who was forced to leave the fold.” Ciel answered. “Why?” You asked. “He has a problem with rules.” Ciel answered. “They’re no fun.” The Undertaker waved off Ciel’s statement “but you’ll be glad to know that in my adventures bending the rules I can end this feud before anyone gets killed.” “Speak Reaper, quickly.” You jumped at the sound of Diavolo’s voice, you hadn’t noticed him come in but his presence was commanding even without the demon form that all of the brothers had taken, he was taking with his seven generals all ready to go to war for a human that offers them nothing but love and friendship. “The deal that the spider demon made with the girl’s ancestors is one that corrodes over time, he’s taken the first child over centuries, seven centuries one for each brother that left the heavens but the deal was made between him and the big man upstairs as punishment for the deal that you made to save your sister.” The Undertaker knocked his head towards the oldest brother. “The birthmark on you (B/P) is proof of this deal.” “How does that stop me from allowing the brothers to wipe him and his spoiled brat from this realm?” Diavolo asked. “Patiences young lord, the pacts that they’ve made with the brothers, have weakened the deal. You see the demon brothers are far stronger than the spider demon, essentially they do not belong to him anymore, the deal is broken as he will never be able to claim they’re soul, well unless he can kill every one of The Demon Lords or you order them to hand her over.” “I see.” Diavolo said as he looked over at the spider demon. “Leave.” He ordered “and take the human soul with you.” “Human soul?” You asked. “That one died a long time ago, he’s persistent it would seem and while he was the master once, I believe the roles have reversed and now he is bound to this demon until he dies.” Diavolo explained. “He was not pleasant while he was alive. I believe this is the punishment for his actions.” “Alois.” Claude ordered. “Coming!” Alois said cheerfully as he followed after him once Mammon dropped him. “You can’t make him let him go?” You asked. “Unfortunately there are things that even I can’t change, that human needs to have a purpose even if that means being used and that demon is spiteful, he always has been.” Diavolo explained. “For now we will concentrate on keeping the lot of you safe, I doubt that they will go after Luke but you and Ciel will be targets should they come back.” “They will come back.” Sebastian spoke. “How do you know that?” Diavolo asked. “It’s what I would do.” Sebastian answered as he watched the direction that Claude had left in, he had no loyalty to you or the brothers that protected you and yet somehow felt that he should help you, much like Ciel he had been wondering for a long time, maybe it was time to become a part of something again, live somewhere they could both be safe.

Request Here!!

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[yourunhingedgirlfriend]

Creating the yanbois in Sims 4 and "accidentally" trapping them in the basement:

(I was inspired to do this after Nick creates Fone and Krow in Sims 4. And please dont attac me, ik their appearance is not accurate bc there's a limited male cc that fits on them, and im using mostly maxis match cc bc alpha cc is not my taste so yea, its hard to find exactly the hair and their exact ootd. Just doing this for fun, instead of doing my laundry and going to grocery)

(From left to right: Ezra, Friend, Harper, Fone, Krow, Ren, Nova and MC)

DAY 1:

- MC just invited them to a dinner party. They didnt suspect anything, maybe MC just like the basementcore aesthetic they've said. Until they realized, the door wont open and MC is nowhere to be found..

- its time for a group huddle with Mallows (the cat in a bee costume) as their advisor. Mallows keeps going down in the basement, maybe bc Fone is there? Idk but yea, im just going to make him my warden. Mallows will be MC's eyes.. But something happen:

- well, Mallows the Cat in a Bee Costume, is a strict warden. He keeps hissing and ends up fighting with Nova and Fone (the betrayal). Everytime they do group huddle, Mallows are doing jiu jitsu on them 😂 The reason: Mallows just woke up and choose violence that day.

-and theres Friend, the type of roommate who loves to clean, like the first thing he do is judge my kitchen counter and brushed it aggresively, like hey its not even dirty!? Friend doesnt care that he has been trapped in a basement. The most important thing is to make this place clean. The entire time, besides Mallows Wrestlemania segment, Rens infamous Mac & Cheese and the group meeting, he goes back cleaning and washing the dishes.

- and here is Ezra questioning how MC pulled a reverse uno card on him and yep! thats the face of pure regrets of eating Ren's Mac & Cheese. (I missed to take a screenshot of that moment when Ren is cooking Mac and Cheese, Fone and Nova keeps teaching him how to cook, Ren dropping the salt shaker in the pan and Ezra being the first one to eat it)

- Nova and Harper fighting for this one bed, even tho there are 7 beds. They keep doing a staring contest, whoever blink, will lose this bed (like its always this bed, sometimes if Harper is the one who sleep on this one, Nova would sleep on the floor instead of choosing another bed 😭 Nova, i have this urge to put a vent on the basement just to spite you.. Stop sleeping on the flooooor!

- Ren and Krow napping peacefully on their first day as long as Ren promised to never cook again. And yes, finally they used their own bed! They discovered that the bed I put in there is for sleeping not for just aesthetic n shit, praise the lo-

- and a rare photo of Fone exercising 😊 after turning off the tv everytime someone watches it. Fone cares about MC's electric bill. Be like Fone. I refuse to use motherlode so you really need to save on electricity guys.

- and introducing MC, was recently turned as a vampire and instead of buying a blood pack, they choose to build a basement, and put all the yanbois and make them her own blood bank.

Will try to add the another yanbois like Virgil, Robin, Morogh, Henry, Keith, Ten etc. Just hoping that my Sims wont crash 🤞 (bc the maximum household members including pets are 8, so i think but im hoping that it will not be laggy when I add another batch of yanbois hahahahaha, i can hear now my pc cursing me in c++ language 😂)

#restart heart vn #cannibal sweetheart #the krows nest #honey hotline vn #see thru need a friend #camp willowpeak #14 days with you #Mallows the Warden #Sims4 #me playing thinking that maybe it will become my stress reliever #the amount of stress after seeing them not using the bed ive put bc they decide that the floor is so much better #and also putting the fire alarm after seeing Harper struggling in the kitchen for fire safety