#but idk if the humor actually transferred

[merakiui]

Not a request for full stories (unless you want to later on) Just typical mer eggs's rambles

But we will need to think about something about jade in captivity now. Maybe a small ramble?

What if both the twins were caught together maybe?

Ooooooo What if Floyd and/or Jade were the princess's present instead of Azul!!!

What if the princess wasn't the first born and wasn't married off?

Sincerely,

Mer Eggs Anon (idk why I sign off so weirdly every time lol-)

Jade in captivity!!!! Oh, he's a menace, even more so than Floyd usually is. Jade will intentionally act like he isn't super intelligent and witty when he's interacting with the researchers just so they won't think anything more of his capabilities. He keeps a lot of things about himself hidden, like the fact that he can mostly understand human speech and body language after observing it for so long. He is cooperative when it comes to the usual check-ups, but he draws the line at things like the researchers trying to poke and prod at intimate, sensitive areas like his gills or slit or fins. Jade smiles so cordially, speaking in calm clicks (though none of the researchers ever know that he's cursing them or saying terrible things about them in mermish lol).

His vocabulary isn't the biggest when it comes to human words, but he knows most of the basics. It's how he's able to communicate a little with you, but he waits a very long time before he actually speaks to you, gauging your threat level and whether or not he both trusts you enough to be entertaining and also if he likes you. You're so used to hearing his clicks and whistles and chitters, so when you hear a silky-smooth "Good morning," from him you nearly jump out of your skin. orz Jade loves to surprise...

:o omg if Floyd and Jade were gifted to Reader instead of Azul... there are so many possibilities. Unlike Azul who has mostly civil relations with the palace staff (up until the day he's transferred back to the sea, that is), Floyd and Jade are fearsome and unsettling. They intentionally scare the staff, only ever softening when you're around. They're small and mostly harmless as elvers (only because it's an unfamiliar environment and they have to assess every danger while conserving energy in case they do need to drop the harmless act and fight), so it's a great shock when they both quickly outgrow their tank. They grow to be such big, strong eels. T_T it terrifies the staff whenever they pass the pool and spy the twins peering out from the depths, but you've never once been scared. Sure, the twins can be...odd with their morbid humor and way of doing things, but they're your friends and they've never given you a reason to fear them.

In the event that you aren't betrothed, things are pleasant. You live within the palace, spending plenty of time with the both of them. When they reach sexual maturity and breeding season rolls around, things get difficult. You don't know nearly as much about eel mers as you should, so when they're coaxing you into the pool you feel a little worried. You don't trust their sticky smiles and drawling voices, and the way their bodies flush so brightly, the patterns nearly hypnotic with how vivid they are, something stirs within you. You feel bad about running off when they may need your help, but it's the first time you've felt unsafe around them.

The twins resolve to try a gentler, less direct approach. One way or another, you'll eventually find yourself sandwiched between them, their tails curling between your legs in the water. Even though you aren't betrothed, it's still a scandal if the princess falls pregnant before she's even found someone to marry. The circumstances are a little unique, though. Even the physician can't quite wrap their head around how it's possible, but the proof lies in your womb. Jade and Floyd filled you with two entire clutches and it leaves you so unwieldy and gravid. But you're just too precious. Now that they've claimed you as theirs, you won't ever have to entertain the idea of marriage to another human. :)

It may get boring living out cyclical days in the palace pool, but at least they have you. And one day they'll find a way to escape back to the sea. Once they do, they'll take you and the fry with them to pursue a happily ever after in the ocean. <3

#twisted chit chat #mer eggs anon #yandere twst #tw: oviposition #tw: pregnancy #n/sfw #i love the way you sign off!!! it feels like reading the ending of a letter hehe :D

[velvetures]

omg hey just here to shoot a request, idk if you do gaz as well but only soap is ok too. maybe something like soap x reader where the reader is a transfer from the american sector and she's just this super energetic, "AMERICA SCRAAAWWW" kind of person but is also super in learning about cultures and stuff. then the boys take her to this texas themed pub that she just criticizes the shit ton as she's from texas. i think it'll be funny to see a scot x texan lol thxx

God Bless Texas... and Scotland

A/N: I believe my goal here is to make something a little more on the joking/humorous side here... I'm not trying to get into politics or country pride on a deep level. This is just for fun. Nevertheless, thank you for requesting, I hope you enjoy the direction I went with this. This is sooo damn cheesy... Summary: On shore leave, you and Soap get into a conversation about what it was like in your home countries. A couple funny stereotypes and light-hearted argument later, the 141 decide that experiencing both sides of the coin are necessary to settle the score. T/W's: stereotypes ofc, cursing, friendly banter/teasing, and as always not proofread.

It all started when you came out of your private quarters into the shared living room with an old t-shirt on with the admittedly cliche statement 'God Bless Texas' printed boldly over the front inside of a state-boundary shape. Out of all of the members of the 141, you were undoubtedly the most... shall we say... patriotic. At least in terms of your state pride and your unwavering happiness of having family still living there who were so in support of you and your work. Having family in the first place was something different compared to the rest of the squad, and it made the whole pride of where you came from a lot more difficult to understand.

You'd spent years at this point being around the 141 and learning all kinds of very unique and traditional habits that they carried with them despite oftentimes not having a family to share them with. Most of those, they shared with each other, and after getting comfortable with you was extended as a way to bond with you outside of the missions and other job requirements that you did together. From Soap's requirement of the "First Footing" tradition on New Year's, Captian Price never missing a Soccer World Cup no matter where he is, and Gaz's refusal to have a Christmas dinner without Christmas pudding, there isn't a time when someone isn't explaining their desire to incorporate some country, cultural, or family tradition in one way or another.

So, naturally, Soap was ecstatic when he found out about some little niche place that had opened up an 'American, Texas-Themed' restaurant. He knew it would be totally overdone, as did everyone else, so they all thought it would be something of a light-hearted way to poke fun at your loyalties by taking you there as a "resident expert" that could point them in the right direction and away from everything else. Truly the idea of having at least on full hour of teaisng you with everything they could just sounded like a damn good way to spend an afternoon.

The place was a little hole-in-the-wall pub with a little bit of seating that wasn’t directly at the bar. Dim lighting made it feel pretty inviting, but the obvious country music choices including Texas natives: George Strait, Waylon Jennings, and Willie Nelson made it feel a little cheap. Especially with the taxidermy Longhorn head above the bar and the “cowboy” style of practically everything hanging on the walls. Although it wasn’t quite the most miserable place you’d even been, it certainly felt like a little more than just a healthy appreciation.

“Home away from home, right lass?” Soap’s devilish grin only made the wound sting your pride that much more.

"Ya know... actually, not one bit." You answer a bit awestruck and looking around the place with bated breath and the hope that it wouldn't get much worse than it already was.

To your irritation, it got worse. Much worse.

After getting seated by an -obviously- British woman forced to fake a deep and southern drawl, you were all handed menus that named off the most "popular" foods in the Southern United States that not only made you chuckle out loud with disbelief but actually voice the total inaccuracies of certain dishes that the men sitting around you actually thought were legitimate staple items.

"You actually eat rattlesnakes often?" Gaz thought it was a bit far off since he spent quite a bit of time in his service in South Carolina, but thought he'd clarify with you anyway.

"For Christ's sake, Garrick. No!" You roll your eyes, taking a drink of the iced sweet tea you were actually shocked to see was listed as a drink option.

That in itself was the largest contention point with Ghost who stared at you with an iron-clad will of hatred seeing you pleasantly drinking iced sweet tea like you were enjoying the abomination. To his horror, you were quick to compliment that they'd actually gotten it pretty close to how you made it yourself or people at home did.

"What is a pecan pie?" Captain Price was quick to question the dessert menu before a waitress had even come back around to take main course orders.

His question sounded somewhat confused and downright scandalized at the same time. And to be honest, you really didn't know how to explain that it was simply a pie with corn syrup and brown sugar-based sweet filling, covered with pecans that were baked in a regular pie shell. You attempted to describe the basic ingredients and how it was made to the table of interested men, only to have them all stare in guarded horror... Save for Gaz. He'd actually tried it while in the States and said he'd enjoyed it. Luckily he was on your side for that particular topic.

The men as a whole hilariously didn't order anything that you -or they- considered uniquely "Texan" or "American". Soap insisted that you pick a meal that sounded the most authentic to you and that they would try some of the food off of your plate. Of course, the idea sounded good to them, but you weren't sure you wanted to share a plate of food that could possibly be decently "American" when it would still be months before you could go back home.

You folded quickly and picked a meal that you believed would be safe enough to keep them from being outwardly horrified with you but would still be interesting to compare to the meals you grew up with at home. The most simple and safe option was what they called the 'Home Run Special', most certainly a knock-off of the American chain breakfast restaurant. It came with pancakes, fried eggs, bacon, biscuits, sausage gravy, grits, and hashbrowns.

When the platter came out, you were pleasantly surprised at the look of everything, seeing as it visually had promise and even smelled just about right as well. With one glance around the table, you saw every single man staring at the three-plate meal sitting in front of you and couldn't believe that all of that food was supposedly for one person. That comment alone did make you laugh. It was one thing that you weren't afraid to admit. You could eat a whole lot. And it was a family thing that you never could be shy to not own up to. Eating all of that breakfast to them might've seemed totally unacceptable, yet for you, it looked very accomplishable, given the food tasted good. They each wanted you to give your own personal opinions before they tried anything and watched you intently for any sign of your acceptance or lack thereof.

By the end of the meal, the men had all tried everything and had mixed opinions of what they thought was actually good or not. You believed the biscuits and gravy were totally garbage and vowed that you could make them better, and wouldn't even allow them to taste them for fear of cementing an even more concrete belief that biscuits weren't meant to be savory. They were half-and-half on the bacon, some saying it was really good while others complained it wasn't enough meat for so much grease. You... were quite pleased. Eggs were fine, they all didn't really pay them much mind, while the grits were such a contested topic that you weren't sure if they lost respect for you since you finished the entire serving.

"Although I've enjoyed the majority of the food and I was surprised with it... this isn't anything legitimate." You mutter with a full stomach, looking around the place and beginning to feel a little more homesick than you thought such a tacky pub could produce.

Soap, who was finishing off your pancakes nudged your shoulder a little and smiled. "You'll have to take me home with ya. Then I ken' really find out why ye' think Texas is so damn special."

"You have to take me home with you too Johnny," You take the fork out of his hand and eat one more bite of pancakes. "So I can see if God blessed Scotland, too."

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#john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #sergeant #soap #call of duty #modern warfare ii #cod mw2 #mwii #soap x reader #soap mactavish x reader #johnny soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader

[starplusfourletters]

I read vision of the future (hand of thrawn book 2 aka Who Scams the Scammers)

(spoilers) and once again it turned into a liveblog, apologies

Hold up are we doing Warrior Cats? Is this Warrior Cats Planet??

What base is “arm around your waist to serve as a psychic translator conduit”

Omigod I WISH my Warrior Cat name were “Jaded of Mara”

Everything I know about Soontir Fel I learned from x wing but I would not have guessed his primary motivation to be "dirt"

@ luke and mara: the girls are talkingggggg

North Barris Spaceport has me twitching

Ghent not remembering who the president is and just assuming it’s probably Leia. I mean fair

What base is "holding hands to brace yourselves over a swarm of flesh eating insects"

So we’re finally asking why Mara ISN’T actually dark side and the answer is… shrug emoji?

Man Zahn really is stuck on “character bonding hike” as a device huh. But consider I eat that shit up

Oh No Lando is racist

LMAO at “so oblivious you need a child pterodactyl to tell you to just kiss already” to “besides I don’t want my life to be like spiderman three I hated that movie” to “kissing with dubious consent” ALL ON THE SAME PAGE like Zahn finally realized he really needed to get this show on the road

LMAO at Ghent getting a free pass from Pellaeon to hack the empire. Like you’re just going to get the thing you need and not steal all of our military and political secrets right? Riiiight? Even more LMAO at the fact that that would probably not even occur to Ghent

When everyone assumes they're the protagonist so finding this one macguffin is their job personally. Like guys I like the energy but maybe we've got enough different plans to do the same thing (the exception, hilariously, being Luke) (and Oh No it turns out Luke is the one to find the macguffin because You Have to Follow Your Heart and Let the MacGuffin Come to You. I eat that shit up also)

Mara’s just... So great.

Not to make everything about my blorbo but absolutely to make everything about my blorbo I do wonder to what extent Ahsoka’s characterization post-Rebels doesn’t click for me is because a lot of the more obvious directions for Oldsoka overlap with Mara, and the powers that be didn’t want to reinvent the Mara Jade wheel. Not to say they have similar characterization – Mara has terminal sam coded dean girl syndrome – but idk, in dynamic range maybe? Calling out bullshit, weaponizing her own abrasiveness, covering insecurity with humor, being Kind of a Lot with a side of trust issues at any given moment – there are modes Mara and Youngsoka share that didn’t pass to Oldsoka apparently. Idk possibly all this is just me wanting them to TALK

Establishing that you can do evil things for selfless reasons without necessarily being in any danger of falling to the dark side is... Philosophically interesting

We interrupt this tale of political espionage to bring you Jedi Relationship Counseling (spoiler alert: communication is key)

"That part of her life [Mara’s time with Palpatine] had died unmourned" I mean mourned a little bit. Mourned for at least a book and a half

I've been willing to suspend my disbelief on everything in this book until "both Luke and Mara forget that ysalamiri exist"

I will never not be a sucker for The Movements and Transferred Ownership of Emotionally Significant Weapons

Oh No thrawn made a second foundation

The Aing-Tii seem OP but whatever

Oh No the second foundation forgot to close the garage doors

(Re: The Jade’s Fire) I know Mara’s having a Moment, and I promise I’m taking it seriously, but when the warrior cat asked “What is it you want, Mara Jade” my WHOLE BRAIN responded with "I want Hermione Granger! And a rocket ship!"

Moranda has real Kevin from home alone energy and I'm living for it

Is it bad that I’m actually kinda happy the Imperials’ Bothawui shield plan worked? Like, they had a really interesting plan and I’m happy for them. They earned it

WAIT IS MORANDA DEAD FR?

What base is “full mind meld while you’re fighting for your lives”

Who would win: ~1.5 Jedi, 2 sentinel droids droidekas, or Artoo with a sauntering gun

If I had a nickel for every time this duology explicitly established Jedi can’t go completely without oxygen, even when in a trance, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but which makes me feel like the Ahsoka show had a weirdly specific axe to grind with the source material

Luke’s proposal to Mara is Just. The. Funniest. Thing. That’s some Anakin-level cringe and the prequels aren’t even out yet. He truly is his father’s son.

I mean POV there’s this guy and for a couple years you want to kill him, and then you realize that’s more of a You Problem, so then you’re friendquaitances for a decade mostly because you don’t approve of the shit he’s getting into, and then you have one (1) honest conversation and get caught in a death trap and he’s like “so I think the next step for us is marriage”

LEIAAAAAA! Full Jedi Knight Leia is both terrifying and hot. I would run.

“So it is treason” – Some random guy

Lando needs to be on the New Republic payroll simply for being willing to speak to any of the other characters and also he needs a raise. This poor guy getting called on to command the entire New Republic fleet mid-battle and he’s like “I’ve been a civilian for 15 years and also I knew you would pull some horse piss like this steve”

Mara Jade, Imperial protege. Skills include: Identifying load-bearing walls. (Now all I want is Property Brothers: Sith Edition)

Mara please. Luke please. These absolute idiots. This is some pear scene shit. I hope nothing bad happens to them ever

The whole back half of this book has been an emotional rollercoaster for me specifically because I wanted Flim to be Thrawn FR soooooo baddddd. And now I’m sad. His name literally means scam don’t do this to me Zahn

I’ve been amused by all the Star Wars universe idioms but I gotta take a moment to specifically showcase “burned your sky-arches.” Karrde is a delight to have in class

Having an independent intelligence agency that’s supposed to work for both the New Republic and the Empire seems absolutely unhinged but go off I guess

When the New Republic and Empire sign peace accords and Luke can’t even be bothered to show up

Mara is great and her arc is fuckin hilarious to me. The narrative has identified her as The Damaged One and I’m like???? She came to terms with her troubled past, drew her own boundaries regarding the Dark Side, recognized that there are people who care about her instead of pre-emptively pushing them away, and resolved to form deeper emotional connections. Smash cut to ROTS Anakin whose physical and psychic damage has literally turned his brain into oatmeal

Again I know this was before the prequels Mad points for explicitly saying Mara needed to form attachments to become a Jedi. Zahn being pretty gangsta there

OH NO THEMB

#long post #hand of thrawn #vision of the future #star wars legends #mara jade #ghent #timothy zahn #ahsoka tano #because ahsoka just sneaks into all my mental processes sorry

[kfanopinions]

Hyunjin as a Boyfriend (Astrology Based)

i’ll be looking into hyunjin’s moon, venus, and mars signs. this was a little hard since most of what i found is hard to put into words. his pisces venus being the main culprit. also, there will be a little below the cut 18+ section so if you’re not over 18 ignore it.

thoughtful and observant

creative

perfectionist so with his moon and venus he has this ideal everything about himself and even his partner. which can make him nitpicky and/or overly critical at times

adaptability if his partner wants soft and sweet -> he's got it. if they want rough/tough -> got'cha too *wink wink*

talkative/humorous yet shy around women -> may take time to open up to females

count on me likes to make others happy even if it means compromising his own happiness

meticulous organized/managerial-like

this will transfer over into his attire/home/everything not afraid to do them dishes/laundry/house chores <3

emotional/sensitive and affectionate

intuitive

breathe in...breathe out he can help his partner find a peacefulness when stressed

"going to the chapel...?" so he could actually be looking at each relationship thinking "are they the one?" like he's looking for that perfect partner -> even if he's dating someone i can see him thinking this

loyal to a...well...maybe... so with his pisces venus... look there is a stereotype that pisces is a wittle cheater, but this is based on those around them. his friends being a clear indicator. if he's around people that don't mind cheating/have no morals with it -> he might do the same

also, if his partner isn't satisfying what he needs he may find himself in another's arms his partner should watch out/keep a close eye on his female friends

moody temperment

negativity get away! he's not the greatest with negativity... to the point where he may actually only want a partner that is positive (good luck hyunjin!)

i can see this being some factors as to why he may fall prey to cheating

below the cut

if you are not over 18 STOP HERE

so this isn't as "exciting" as i thought it would be. i had to severely edit this because of his other placements. but i hope you enjoy it nonetheless. take everything with a grain of salt, okay?

generous in sex once comfortable he is really considerate of what his partner wants/needs

into giving and receiving love

physical touch even if this is just a brush of his partners finger tips on his skin (of course indicating that they want a lil somethin something *wink wink*) this will get his heart beating

taking the lead in bed

red lingerie i have a feeling this is because he's an aries mars lol

also, this could mean he might like to wear something red or like his partner in something red

rough sex (?) idk with his other placements i'll just say there may be times he likes it rough

faster than a speeding bullet aries mars' can be a little..."quick" this could mean that they want action right away -> perhaps very little foreplay...or they are quick to finish

erogenous zone -> head this could mean he wants to have his hair pulled (or pull his partners hair during the act), ear biting, lip biting

#hyunjin #hyunjin as a boyfriend #hyunjin stray kids #hyunjin skz #skz astrology #stray kids astrology #kpop astrology

[sparkthespork]

Coming back with a Hazbin post for the first time in a millennium

This was actually an ancient school assignment my teacher always wanted me to publish online but it turns out that’s difficult to do nice and officially so screw it tumblr blog

The prompt was to write a review about how love or relationships (specially lgbt ones in my case) are treated in any film or tv show of your choice and ‘cause I’m a huge nerd I picked Hazbin Hotel.

There were a bunch of links in the review too but I noticed that when I transferred it all to tumblr it erased it all… there were too many to put back in so just ask me if you want them I guess??? Idk what to do-

Anyway review is under the cut, time to switch to my formal voice

Consider Giving “Hazbin Hotel” a Second Chance

While it may seem shocking and offensive at first, its supposed “negative” representation is actually ahead of its time.

By Ruby H (sparkthespork)

1/15/21

From the moment the independent cartoon was first announced on YouTube, some controversy had already followed it. But after its release on October 28th, 2019, it would become famous to discourse forums far and wide, causing many to avoid it altogether. Of course, its rude humor and a cast of characters who are not exactly role-models will not be everyone's cup of tea, but it would be incorrect to say that the show is ignorant or pushing a harmful message. With only one episode, Hazbin Hotel is already one of the most original animated shows in its time. And while that might be the reason for its negative reviews, its ambition, heart, and surprisingly positive representation are all impossible to ignore.

Hazbin Hotel is a web series created by Vivienne Medrano, better known by her internet alias “Vivziepop,” a popular artist and animator on YouTube. Initially gaining an audience for her webcomic Zoophobia, and animated shorts such as Die Young and Timber, Hazbin Hotel is her first cartoon series, with a thirty-minute pilot that is free to watch on her channel and future episodes close on the horizon since the show was picked up by distribution company A24. The series follows a demon princess named Charlie, who was born in Hell and wants to give the sinners a second chance to get into Heaven. She creates the “Happy Hotel” for anyone looking to redeem themselves. However, no one believes her cause is worth it, and questions if redemption is even possible in the first place. Joining Charlie is her protective girlfriend and hotel manager Vaggie, their first and only guest Angel (who himself admits he is only there for the free room), and powerful overlord Alastor, who only wishes to help them out of boredom. There is also a wide cast of minor characters, each with their own eccentric designs and over-the-top personalities. For anyone looking for a lively, colorful, energized cartoon, it’s more than a treat.

Where Hazbin Hotel stands out in terms of representation is with the LGBT+ community. Not a single character in the main four is straight, with Charlie being bisexual, Vaggie being a lesbian, Angel being gay, and Alastor asexual and aromantic. Currently, the character’s sexualities remain confirmed on Twitter and only (heavily) implied in the show, but there is already a same-sex couple in a long-term relationship from episode 1, and it is promised that the character’s identities will be further explored in future episodes.

This sounds like a dream come true for representation, but critics believe it is doing more harm than good. The show itself calls its characters “loathsome sinners,” as they are mischievous, selfish, and even cruel. On the surface, it does not appear to be a very good look for the community.

The common rebuttal to this take is that “If Hazbin Hotel is meant to tell the story of the denizens of hell, the place where the worst of the worst go to when they die, it would make sense if the characters were horrible people.” However, while it is true that in the setting of Hell, horrible characters can only be expected, this has not helped quell many fears that the message is accidentally being sent that these characters are bad because of their sexuality. So the pilot solves this by going out of its way to explain the real reason for each of the characters’ afterlives in the nine circles, as they do bad things completely independent from their identities. Angel and his friend get into a turf war with another demon, Vaggie is easily angered and repeatedly lashes out with violence and threats, and there is a minute long monologue explaining Alastor’s insatiable hunger for power. The reason they are horrible people is not because they are LGBT, it is because they would all stab a man without a second thought.

Even if the show is aware of its own reasoning behind the character’s actions, it could still slip into harmful stereotypes. It might be clear to a lot of viewers that sexuality does not determine whether someone is bad or good, but is it possible that others will associate being LGBT with the negative traits on screen? Fortunately, the show addresses this too by making a real attempt to spin a stereotype onto its head. This is done with the character Angel, who has probably stirred up the most controversy. On top of being a sinner sitting on literal rock bottom, he is feminine and promiscuous, a common negative portrayal of gay men since the mid-century when Hollywood’s Hays code prohibited showing them as anything otherwise. To many, Angel is just another lazy deviant character who falls into that. “A show existing in Hell isn’t an excuse for characters to be blatant stereotypes,” one critic says, and in any other context they would probably be right. But what separates Angel from the Captain Hooks and Buffalo Bills of the world is the role his character serves in the story. It does not align with the point of this stereotype in the first place, and in fact subverts it intentionally.

During the days when gay characters almost always looked or acted feminine, they typically existed either to “get a quick laugh out of the audience” or as “cold-hearted villains.” Either way, they were not meant to be cared about or even respected by the audience. But that is where Angel is different. In a short yet vital scene in the pilot, Angel’s chipper smirk fades to a look of concern and guilt. After he makes a joke that upsets Charlie, he briefly considers apologizing to her, changing his entire character from one to be “laughed at” to one to be understood. That moment makes the audience wonder why he acts the way he does, if he is truly expressing how he feels, and most importantly, if he has a shot at redemption. He is not a one-dimensional villain or comic relief that the audience wants to see fail, instead they should want to see him grow as a character and be successful.

Following the pilot, both a comic and music video, Addict, have also been released. They both surround Angel, and have continued to build on the deeper side of his character. He is shown to have a genuine close friendship with another character, taking care of and cuddling with his pet, and his troubles dealing with an abuser. These all work to prove that he has more layers than are seen on the surface, the absolute last thing that a stereotyped character would have. As Vivienne says about him, “it feels like people just saw him at face value and not the character he really was on screen,” and who he really was is a multidimensional human being. He has redeemable traits, but cannot stop giving into his inner demons, and that is what will change with his arc.

In contrast to Hazbin, other characters praised for good representation both in and outside the community actually tend to be less complex. For example, an almost universally well received movie among the LGBT+ community is Love, Simon, with a 91% score on Rotten Tomatoes, calling it a “milestone of inclusion.” However Simon suffers the fate of a lot of coming of age heroes: his only flaw is to be shy and awkward, and any conflict in the story can only come from him being gay. Of course, 90-minute movies do not have as much range as longer series to explore a variety of conflicts, but even Simon’s shyness appears to be tied to his gayness. At best this just makes Love, Simon another shallow Disney-Channel style movie, but at worst this suggests that if Simon were not gay, he would be a saint living a perfect life.

The “Saint trope” is something that is beginning to arise in animation as well. Perhaps first started by the LGBT champion Steven Universe, which has no shortage of representation particularly for lesbian women. Its most popular character is a celestial entity named Garnet, who is intended to be the physical embodiment of romantic love, and created by two lesbian characters who fuse together to become her. She does have flaws for sure, but it is always meant to be a surprise whenever she shows a sign of weakness. Most of the time, she’s depicted as a strong, smart, beautiful, talented goddess, and while there is nothing wrong with a lesbian goddess, it’s rare to see anything else in modern cartoons. LGBT+ characters deserve to exist as all kinds of people, but they are almost exclusively superheroes, witches, demigods, magical princesses, and unrealistically perfect teenagers. Where the rule used to be that “gay characters cannot exist unless they are in a negative light,” it is now “gay characters cannot exist unless they are perfect.”

Part of Hazbin Hotel’s representation comes from challenging this idea. Due to a long history of suppression and violence, it is no surprise that there is a push to depict LGBT characters as no less than godlike, but the hard fact is that is not how it works in real life. A gay person is just as likely to be kind or to be a jerk as a straight person is, and it is wrong to expect them to act like saints all the time. The problem is not that overpowered LGBT characters exist (since straight ones do too), but that the less impressive, average human characters cannot exist alongside them. So what is a better way to point this out than to exaggerate the trope’s opposite with literal demons? The show is meant to have a “cast of characters that are very flawed, but there is a heart underneath all that,” making it the perfect backdrop to send this kind of message. It initially grabs the viewer’s attention with its shockingly different characters from other modern LGBT media, and then reveals their humanity in its quieter, more touching scenes. It is a reminder that everybody fights their own demons, and it would be unrealistic to expect everyone to be perfect, even fictional characters.

Another common trope in modern LGBT media is that the character’s sexuality becomes the driving force of the story. This happens in more obvious ways like Love, Simon and Happiest Season, where the story is about coming out, and then in more fantastical worlds where an LGBT character’s arc wraps around a romantic plot with another. Like most other tropes, the problem here is not that stories exist about LGBT experiences, because they should, and romantic stories should exist too. It is that these stories exist disproportionately to characters who are more casually LGBT. In the world of straight characters, couples exist like Homer and Marge Simpson, or Woody and Bo Peep, where they are allowed to be affectionate with each other and their relationship can influence their actions, but the story is not about developing their romance. Hazbin Hotel features an LGBT relationship like that, and with one of the most rare occurrences on screen: it’s between the main characters.

Charlie and Vaggie might be the most casual LGBT couple to date, and strangely enough, that is the reason their critics are not impressed. The issue they cite is that the two of them are not affectionate enough with each other, to the point where some viewers miss that they are together in the first place. “While it’s true,” reads one critique, “a couple doesn’t need to be on top of each other to show they’re a couple, there needs to be something a little more on the nose, at least once in a while,” The humor to that critique is that Charlie does quite literally boop Vaggie on the nose, but it also makes one consider why critics miss the only reason that this and other gestures do not signal to the audience that they are a couple. It is because they are not straight.

In the pilot, Vaggie adjusts Charlie’s tie, Charlie puts her hands on Vaggie’s shoulders, and Vaggie calls Charlie “hun,” along with numerous other small gestures. If you imagine either of them as a man, it’s automatically obvious that the two are dating, because a man is not expected to act that way around a woman unless she is his partner. On the other hand, two women might need an hour long speech complete with a powerpoint presentation to prove their relationship. It is an innocent enough argument to say that the two should kiss each other or blush to make their romantic feelings more apparent, and with an entire series of episodes ahead along with comics, that is not unlikely. But it is important to realize that the reason they are not so upfront with each other is not because they aren’t a serious couple. It is actually quite the opposite; they’ve been together for so long that they do not feel the need for such grand displays. Vivienne explains so in a response to the criticism that she posted online, stating that “Charlie and Vaggie have reached a place in their relationship where it is a partnership, and they carry themselves on equal footing at almost all times. They feel 100% comfortable around each other, and they have a lot of things they are doing that take up most of their attention,” hence why the storyline focuses less on their romance. They reach an incredible balance in having a relationship that is not deliberately hidden away from the viewer, but also does not take control over its characters. If they are already “comfortable around each other,” it is best to let them be, as letting characters live as themselves is the best form of representation. It feels the most authentic.

The last of the main cast is Alastor, who despite being the fan favorite, is the least talked about in terms of representation. Between all LGBT characters, asexual and aromantic ones are especially hard to come by, and so there is not a lot to compare him to. Alastor also does not receive the same big hints towards his identity that the other characters do, with him appearing two thirds into the pilot and therefore not receiving as much depth to his character in general. However, some fans already express concern that he falls into the “incapable of love” trope, where villains are portrayed as not being able to have any sort of attachment in order to seem more formidable. There is hope that he could subvert this trope by gaining friendships over the course of the show, something one fan says would help by “making his asexuality/aromanticism seem understandable, relatable, and harmless, and most importantly separate from his cruelty.” It is promising that this could happen as the show has already done a good job at making the other characters’ bad deeds separate from their orientations, so he might just be in need of more than ten minutes of screentime. Others point out that some already introduced aspects to his character set him apart from the conventional idea of asexual people. Where the typical aro ace character likes to live in their own little box at least ten feet away from everyone else, Alastor is far from being against touching others, as he pushes other characters and puts an arm around them multiple times. One fan also enjoys how he remains true to his orientation, this versus other characters who insist that they “may be aro ace but (they) can still love,” which really means that they will eventually find a romantic interest and discover that they are not aro ace after all. The way he is represented may be a little more on the fence, but with a few positives already in place, along with the brilliant representation of other characters, his future looks bright.

Hazbin Hotel brings so many new things to animation. With its unique style, wacky characters, and unconventional method-of-creation, it is honestly no surprise that it is ambitious in its handling of real-world topics. It certainly does not hit every note perfectly, and where it has an especially nuanced portrayal of the LGBT+ community, it falls flat for other groups. But when it does triumph, it triumphs so spectacularly that it would be a sin not to watch it. If you were someone who decided against watching the pilot after what the internet said about it, you should look into it for those moments social media has skimmed over. And if you are brand new to Hazbin, go ahead and watch it now, then be sure to look into the other official videos and comics for the series. Its characters are so engaging that they will leave you wanting to know more about them, so stick around for when the show returns with a larger budget and an even more professional look.

Overall, Hazbin Hotel is a delightful series about hope and redemption, and deserving of being called the true “milestone of inclusion.”

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel review #hazbin hotel analysis #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie mange #charlie morningstar #charlotte mange #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #charlie x vaggie #chaggie #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust #angel hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #vivziepop

[wangxianficfinder]

Amnesia/Memory Loss

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only the dead (have seen the end of war) by comforting_monachopsis (T, 42k, WangXian, Temporary Amnesia, BAMF WWX, Sad LWJ, Grief/Mourning, Loneliness, Mild Gore, Medical Inaccuracies, Poetry, Secret Identity, Loss of Identity, Identity Porn, The Science of Cultivation, Good Older Sibling LXC, Good Older Sibling NMJ, Good Older Sibling WWX, NHS Ships It, NHS is a Crafty Bitch, This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think, Angst and Humor, Crossdressing, WWX is Bad at Feelings)

💖 And They Have Escaped The Weight of Darkness by cosmicmilktea (T, 10k, wangxian, canon divergence, grief/mourning, amnesia, implied/referenced sexual assault, angst, hurt/comfort, falling in love, domestic, happy ending)

💖 hello my old heart, how have you been? by ravenditefairylights (M, 10k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Temporary Amnesia, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, Trauma, Unreliable Narrator, Pining, Hair Washing, Hair Brushing, Hair Braiding, Soft WangXian, LWJ Needs a Hug, Sleepy Cuddles)

Forget Me Not by Vamillepudding (T, 10k, wangxian, post-canon, temporary amnesia, romantic comedy, misunderstandings, protectie JC, light angst)

abort retry fail by aroceu (E, 21k, wangxian, amnesia, married WX, internalized homophobia, handholding, smut, canon-typical kink, fluff & humor, SBWY)

Return to Sender by Thesaurus_with_no_words (M, 72k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, BAMF WWX, Golden Core Transfer Fix-It, Temporary Amnesia, Slow burn, not Jiang friendly)

🧡 the river brought you here by chilianxianzi (Not Rated, 11k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, POV Outsider, Amnesia, Past abuse, Strangulation, Found Family)

fix on the hour by RavenclawLoki (M, 23k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Memory loss, Amnesia, Hurt/comfort, Light angst, getting together)

the thing with feathers by RoseThorne (G, 43k, WangXian, Transmigration, Time Travel Fix-It, Memory Loss, Angst, Recovery, Nightmares, Sharing a Bed, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Good Parent YZY, Referenced Sexual Slavery, Blood and Gore, Sexual Tension, Arranged Marriage, Grief, Adoption, POV Alternating, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Good Parent LQR, Clairvoyance, Butterfly Effect)

Love Song In Reverse by timetoboldlygo (T, 237k, WangXian, Amnesia, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Falling In Love, Slow Burn, agressively mixing and matching novel and cql canon, No Homophobia, Mentions of Starvation, Parental WWX)

all rivers flow safely to sea by GenerallyBookish (E, 103k, WIP, WangXian, Angst with a Happy Ending, Memory Loss, Mutual Pining, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Royalty, Historical, Historical References, Ancient China, Historical Inaccuracy, Happy Ending, Oblivious WWX, A/B/O Dynamics, Omega WWX, Alpha LWJ, Soft WangXian, Idiots in Love, Childhood Friends, Childhood Sweethearts, Strangers to Lovers, Concubine WWX, Miscommunication, Misunderstandings, Jealous LWJ, Amnesia, Mpreg, Fluff)

High On Information by Latigra (M, 110k, WIP, WangXian, XuanLi, Hurt/Comfort, Amnesia, Established Relationship, Injury Recovery, Family Drama, Set in USA, Shitty US Healthcare System is Good for Fictional Drama, Modern AU, mild body horror, Traumatic Brain Injury, Warnings at End Notes, Past Drug Use, ADHD, Jealousy, Dom/sub Undertones)

how, or when, or from where by sarahyyy (G, 10k, WangXian, Modern AU, Amnesia, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together)

Unavoidable by diamondbruise (T, 18k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Amnesia, Jealousy, lwj just is like that idk what to tell you, Misunderstandings, Falling In Love, Again, Happy Ending, it's that thing where they're married but lwj can't remember wwx and they meet again)

tonight i can write the saddest lines by sarahyyy (G, 3k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Amnesia, Falling In Love, Domestic Fluff)

hold on to these memories by Asphodel_Meadow (T, 19k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Temporary Amnesia, Eventual Happy Ending, Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, some details from the book are mentioned)

memories fade (but the love remains) by monsshi (G, 4k, WangXian, JC & WWX, WWX & Junior Quartet, Night Hunts, Temporary Amnesia, Curses, Memory Loss, Junior Quartet Dynamics, WWX is Loved, Light Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Family Feels, Junior Ensemble Shenanigans, Post-Canon, Brother Feels, Fix-It of Sorts)

These Two Most Powerful by stiltonbasket (G, 4k, WangXian, LWJ & LXC, Married Life, Family Feels, Parenthood, Temporary Amnesia, Time Travel, it's amnesia but it feels like time travel to lwj, wangxian have more babies, Mild Angst, Happy Ending)

dance into your hurricane by rightdowntothebone (E, 65k, WangXian, Modern AU, Amnesia, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Miscommunication, Misunderstandings)

In The Years We Forgot by Nyatci (E, 68k, WIP, WangXian, Curses, Memory Loss, Hurt/Comfort, Internalized Homophobia, Yunmeng Bros Reconciliation, Twin Jades of Lán Feels, LXC in Seclusion, Post-Canon, Feelings Realization, Mild Smut, Not really underage they just can't remember their adulthood.)

🧡 Overboard by celerydragon (T, 51k, WangXian, Modern AU, Misunderstandings, Temporary Amnesia, Comedy, hopefully, Fake Marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship)

the gift of sincerity by lariyats (T, 40k, WangXian, Fluff and Angst, Post-Canon, Amnesia, or more specifically, the lwj amnesia au, where he regresses back to the 13 year period, but actually, Surprise!!, Established Relationship, very mild angst, Implied Sexual Content, ok maybe it’s not as mild as i said it was but it’s still v fluffy, Hurt/Comfort)

long have you been alone by martyrsdaughter (E, 56k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Modern Cultivation, Amnesia, Curses, Hanahaki Disease, Secrets, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Banter, Workplace Relationship, Light Angst, Sexual Content, Canon-Typical Under-Negotiated Kink, Mild Painplay, Overstimulation, WWX Has a Breeding Kink, Light Bondage, Mild Gore, Mild Breathplay, Brief Mentions of WWX/Others and LWJ/Others, other relationships are past tense and off screen exclusively)

I called your name 'til the fever broke by darkredloveknot (enheduane) (M, 9k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Witch LWJ, The Deep Dark Woods, Grief/Mourning, Falling In Love, Blood Magic, Age Difference, (the canon ish kind), Identity, Dark Fairy Tale Elements, Slight horror, Amnesia, Cottagecore)

Helping Yourself by nirejseki (Not Rated, 1k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Temporary Amnesia, Short-Term Memory Loss)

a specter in your mind by AroPeterWam (T, 14k, WangXian, Temporary Amnesia, Memory Loss, Angst with a Happy Ending, Self-Sacrificing WWX, Wen Remnants survive, JC Gets a Hug, JYL Lives, WQ Lives, LSZ gets his dads, LXC Is A Good Brother, Amnesia, Canon Divergence, POV Alternating, WangXian Pining, Ambiguous/Open Ending)

Head Empty, Only Wei Ying by nana_banana (T, 2k, WangXian, Modern AU, Temporary Amnesia, LWJ's Alcohol Intolerance, Drunken Confessions, Love Confessions, NHS Is A Little Shit, Language, There's A Party And LWJ's Brain Was Not Invited, Comedy)

Blue water by huxiyi (E, 24k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Temporary Amnesia, Case Fic, Curses, Cultivation Sect Politics, Established Relationship, Angst with a Happy Ending, References to Depression, Discussion of Grief, Discussion of bodies, Explicit Sexual Content, Dom/sub Undertones, Under-negotiated Kink, Additional Warnings In Author's Note)

wait wait, don't tell me by sweetiejelly (T, 4k, WangXian, Modern AU, Temporary Amnesia, Light Angst, Domestic Fluff, Getting Together, First Kiss)

in my heart, in my mind, (in your grave) by krizzlesandblues (M, 13k, WangXian, Modern AU, Amnesia, (amnesiac!wwx), Reunions, Friends to Lovers, Misunderstandings, Eventual Romance, Fluff and Angst, Inspired by Fanart, with elements from lemony snicket's letters to beatrice)

I'll sleep when I'm dead by verybadidea (G, 2k, WangXian, Temporary Amnesia, Memory Loss, Hurt/ComfortFluff, Comfort, Post-Canon, Cuddling & Snuggling, Canon Compliant)

can you hold me in your arms? By bunnylan (M, 19k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Sentient Burial Mounds, Curses, Amnesia, Fix-It, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Angst with a Happy Ending, Secret Identity, Curse Breaking, Love Curse)

hope blooms by orphan_account (T, 3k, WangXian, Hanahaki Disease, Pining, Amnesia, Epistolary, Fluff, with a soupçon of angst I guess?, idk i feel like we all calibrate angst differently, Happy Ending)

see you yesterday by glyphic (M, 138k, wangxian, time loop, modern w/ magic, memory loss, case fic, WIP)

Grave of a Living God by GotCocoMilk (T, 35k, wangxian, time travel, angst w/ happy ending, intrigue, spys & secret agents, temporary amnesia, canon typical violence, fix-it, pining, found family)

Echoes of Love by Witch_Nova221 (M, 212k, WangXian, Modern AU, Eventual Romance, Time Travel, Friends to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, university lecturer LWJ, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Dark BSSR, Amnesia, Memory Loss, 1980s music, LWJ loves all things 80s, Oxford vs Cambridge, Boat Race, References to Torture, Murder, Blood and Injury, Implied Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Mystery)

Meet Me At The Corner After Dark by Omen1991 (M, 21k, WangXian, Modern AU, Ghosts, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Grief/Mourning, Character Death, but he's already dead, Injury, Concerns about self-harm, no actual self-harm, Panic Attacks, Office, Tears, Sad with a Happy Ending, Reincarnation, kind of, mild romance, POV LWJ, Ghost!WWX, Neurodivergent LWJ, Amnesiac WWX, Siblings who love each other, Autistic LWJ)

Against Entropy by Duochanfan (M, 40k, WangXian, NieLan, Modern AU, Attempted Rape/Non-Con, of an underaged character, Amnesia, Drama, Romance, Family Feels, Hurt WWX, Older JC, Homelessness, Angst with a Happy Ending, Protective LWJ, Protective LXC, Supportive LXC, Protective NMJ, Supportive LQR)

clouds in the whites of our eyes by butchgoth (GremlinGirl) (M, 27k, WangXian, Modern AU, Sports AU, Soccer players AU, Angst and fluff, Hurt/comfort, Head injury, Memory loss, Amnesia, chronic health issues, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Misunderstandings, Single Dad WWX, Partially Comic In Tone, Surgery Mention)

his heart, unhaltered by starlistic (M, 26k, WangXian, Angst with a Happy Ending, Canon Divergence, Winter Soldier AU, Brainwashing, Torture, Recovery)

(Un)forgettable by Edens_Cat & VividestList (E, 67k, wangxian, LWJ & LSZ & WWX, WWX & WQ, modern, misunderstandings, angst w/ happy ending, kid fic, teacher WWX, single parent WWX, amnesia, protective WQ, protective LSZ, smut)

Second Summer by Anonymous (M, 152k, wangxian, canon divergence, post-sunshot, mystery, amnesia, memory loss, curses, not everyone dies au, golden core reveal)

In Another LIfe by Harleydoll (M, 6k, WangXian, Modern AU, LWJ Has Feelings, Neurodivergent LWJ, POV WWX, WWX Has Memory Issues, Soft WangXian, Hurt WWX, Hospitalization, Amnesia, Established WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Protective JYL, Mentioned JL)

remind me why I love you by AG1234VL (M, 44k, WangXian, Minor XiCheng, Past XiYao, Modern AU, Temporary Amnesia, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, sort-of crack treated seriously, WangXian Pining, Except They're Already Married, Hair Brushing, Childhood Trauma, Past Abuse L, Fluff and Angst, Crying WWX, Jealous LWJ, Forehead Kisses, Family Feels, Bottom!LWJ, versatile!wangxian, smitten!lwj, flirty!wwx, horny!wangxian, Mental Illness, Non-main Character Suicide, Non-Sexual Intimacy, but also sexual intimacy, brief discussions about grief)

🔒 How to Seduce the Yiling Patriarch by Theladyofravenclaw (T, 8k, wangxian, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Temporary Amnesia, Case Fic, Fluff and Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Angst, Jealous WWX, but he's jealous of himself, YLLZ WWX, Gusu Lan Juniors Dynamics, Post-Canon, Mild Gore, nothing more graphic than what's in the book tho)

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#Wangxian Fic Rec #The Untamed #wangxian #MDZS #wangxianficfinder compilation post #long post #amnesia #memory loss

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

I have an nfsw vamp question. If you’ll humor me. We see Lestat and Louis have sex multiple times in Interview with the vampire. And in the book. Duh. It’s implied that Dracula has sex in nearly any version of media we see him in. Edward Cullen and Bella must have had sex in order to have a baby, and of course you have your own smuts that you write yourself, birdie. So that leads me to my question: How does it work? Anatomically? For vampires? I mean they’re undead but clearly certain tools still work. Please explain, because I can’t compute

Please, we just talked about this yesterday on the server – also, how dare you use logic against me?

Either way, of course I had to make this an essay, so thank you for entertaining me. I will try to keep this PG friendly. Please take this with a grain of salt. This is just my own, pseudo-scientific explanation. If you have a different take, that is perfectly fine as well! I’d actually would like to know other suggestions for this dilemma!

Vampire Dicks and their Mechanics

First things first, I want to point out that there are some adaptations in which vampires do have a form of heartbeat; whether a normal one or it being, for example, heavily slowed like in A Dowry of Blood. That said, I am not overly familiar with the mechanics/biology of the Vampire Chronicles’ vampires – I have only seen the show and read half of the first novel.

Anyway, this is just my head canon, and the solution I most often use for fic writing on my own. Of course, I could just handwave this and say “idk, magic or something” but why make things easy, huh?

The Bloodstream

In my understanding, vampires don’t have a heartbeat or pulse. That said, they can and do bleed, so there must be a constant support, flow, and renewal of blood inside their bodies happening. I did like @alpaca-clouds suggestion from yesterday, namely that blood flow does exist, but it no longer goes via the heart, but instead is kept moving through magic. Perhaps because, as monstrous creatures, they are (metaphorically) heartless?

The Biology

My Vampires do have access to all of their senses. They feel touch and pain, but simply in a different way (for example, since their own body temperature is lowered, they don’t really feel cold outside) and are receptive to it, meaning that they have fully functioning nerves. They can, therefore, get aroused in the conventional way (direct stimulation) in addition to my head canon that drinking blood is for vampire kin inherently arousing. Since the act is very intimate, intense and sensual, there is little distinction between food and sex. Drinking from someone, whether human or vampire, can therefore very well result in literal, physical arousal. On top of that, I love writing vampire venom, which is transferred through a bite, working like an aphrodisiac - you see, there are many ways for a vamp to get hot and bothered.

The Produce

So; vampires can feel arousal, can get aroused, and stay aroused. Where does now the actual release come from?

To reference back to Dracula: Vampires can age, when they don’t drink blood for a long time, and grow younger again, as they consume it it. Therefore, in addition to the common trope of a fast regeneration factor and advanced healing, their bodies must be able to produce new cells, while old ones die off. In my personal head canon this means that they can grow (body) hair. Their nails, if cut, would grow back. If a vampire drinks a lot of blood, he will have to use a toilet, even if I don’t ever mention it in my fics (although, who wants to read about that, honestly?). Vampires can produce sweat, blood, spit and tears. So, why make the exception in regard to all things concerning sexual intercourse?

To sum up

Despite often times being portrayed as having no heartbeat, vampires can get erections and ejaculate.

#thank you for indulging me anon #i made this way more detailed that it should have been #tumblr ask #vampires #dracula #a dowry of blood #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #dracula daily #my fic

[beansterpie]

marley-manson said: I hadn't even heard of it til now lol but now I'm curious what those reasons Bucchigiri isn't your cup of tea are

I hadn't heard of it either until my sister started watching it on a whim and then DEMANDED I watch it too so she could talk about it with someone lmfaoo

The basic premise so far is.... new kid moves (back?) to a city and transfers to the high school there, but said school is essentially divided into two rival gangs that are very focused on being The Strongest Fighters™. He is reunited with his childhood friend who is part of one of said gangs, but seems to not want anything to do with him for ~backstory reasons~ (even though said friend seems to think the world of him). Through shenanigans he ends up becoming posessed by a genie like entitiy who can grant him incredible power and strength so that he can attract the attention of a girl in his class-- but then ends up being caught up in the dick measuring contest war between the two gangs.

It's like, very silly. And ngl I can see the appeal because it's campy af, and it seems very deliberately homoerotic right from the get go. It goes out of it's way to frame all the gang in-fighting as a sort of homoerotic obsession with other guys, while making the protagonist easily the most heterosexual character in the series, but that's like, what makes him kind of pathetic and annoying because the girl he's trying to date hates him. But ngl I kind of just find the characters annoying 😂 I don't like the protag, I don't particularly care about any of the other characters so far either, and they feel like such tired archetypes that I find it hard to be interested. Also there's a character who turns out to be basically in love with their sibling, and though it's framed as weird and creepy it's still there for comedic effect and it simply Does Not Land for me.

Also, the entire story is set in this... alternate version of Japan that seems to have a lot of ~middle eastern~ influence in the archetecture, which seems to be so that these genie-like entities.... fit into the environment of the story?? I guess?? I know there's plenty of anime/manga out there that just sort of uses generic 'middle eastern' aethetics because it looks ~exotic~ or whatever, and at this point I'm kind of past humoring that sort of stuff. I think it's in bad taste and it doesn't endear me to the series.

But yeah! It's very homoerotic, and it could very well become an explicity gay story later on-- and if it is then idk. I might??????? check it out again????? but ngl what I saw so far didn't interest me too deeply, and there's always the chance that it's just homoerotic for flavoring rather than having any intent on actually going through with anything sooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#but yeah thanks for asking lol #marley-manson #and again theres only 3 episodes out so it could get way better #or something #but i'm simply not invested enough to find out lol

[rosie-the-posie]

🩷🎀 My DR List 🎀🩷

below is a pretty very long list of all the drs i’ve made scripts for

lmk if any of you want some more detail of any of them, dw i have EXTENSIVE detail on everything babes

don’t judge pls 😖😖 this is a safe space…hopefully 🩷

Fame DRs :

Phantasmagoria DR: my main fame dr where i’m the lead singer in a band called Phantasmagoria w my friends. We’re like, really famous. Like more famous than Taylor Swift famous. And I go on to become a really famous writer/director as well. This is the dr i think about all the time, i fucking rule guys. NO BAD SONGS. NO CONTROVERSIES. ONLY GOOD VIBES AND GREAT MUSIC. ofc i’m an EGOT and pretty much revitalize the film industry single handedly. 😋😘

Heartstopper Cast DR: i’m a part of the cast of Heartstopper (an OC named Vivienne Green - Harry’s sister - who’s besties with the group, helps Elle when she transfers school, and is Pansexual and eventually gets in a polycule). I’m honestly so cool in this one. I have my SHIT together at 19, like, it’s crazy. I’m dating Kit Connor cuz why not, and I eventually become one of the best actors of my generation no biggie 🤷🏻‍♀️

Harry DR 1: yes, I have more than one dr where i’m dating harry styles, who can blame me. I’m a songwriter that met Harry in his 1D days and became one of the band’s main songwriters. We became best friends after that and stayed close. We both become extremely famous in our respective areas in the music industry and are the power couple

Harry DR 2: this one came to me in a literal dream. I’m Harry’s secret fiance that literally no one knows about. My job is solving and rating puzzles (don’t ask me why idk either). I get pretty famous on tik tok for being one of those satisfying accs that people followed during the pandemic yk? Anyways, there’s this whole thing where I’m invited onto the Late Late Show to talk abt my job (Ellen style) and everyone loves me. Harry is just there ig

Harry DR 3 (LAST ONE): OK SO DONT JUDGE ME W THIS ONE. LET ME LIVE. so, basically, I’m Harry’s secret wife and - stay with me here - we have 6 children together. I really only wanted to go here bc I noticed how many tattoos he had of peoples names and i thought, hey, what if those were his kids’ names that he has tattooed on him and no one knows? like, why not? so this is a purely self-indulgent dr where I’m just living the domestic life with Harry Styles and our brood of children. this may or may not have been influenced by a fanfiction series i read

Hozier DR: in this one, I’m Mr. Andrew Hozier-Byrne’s girlfriend who lives with him in the Irish countryside. I’m a seamstress who has my own clothing brand. Think dresses to run through a field of flowers in, or to slowly decompose in a lake littered with petals yk? I end up making the dresses for the Folklore stretch of the Era’s tour. not to brag or anything hehe

MGG DR: I’m dating the one, the only, Matthew Gray Gubler. I just thought it would be really funny and interesting to go to a reality where him and I are pretty much polar opposites. I’m an ex-ballerina who still practices, so I have that grace and elegance around me. I love to dress in dark neutrals all year round. For my job, I’m a famous published horror author. I have an rbf and a WRY sense of humor. Literally black cat aesthetic to the max. And then there’s Matthew who’s a ball of sunshine compressed into colorful grandpa clothes. honestly i love this one

Tom Holland DR: okay so this one is from my Spider-Man phase. But i actually love it so much. I play Felicia Hardy in the Spider-Man films, who is as much of a love interest as MJ in this reality. Tom and I actually grew up together since I would always vacation at my aunt’s house in the UK who was also neighbors to the Hollands. We’ve always ‘hated’ each other growing up (when really we were closer to each other than anyone else) and so when we started working together on the Spider-Man movies, all those underlying feelings started coming to the surface

The Joes DR: Okay, so. In this one, I play Chrissy Cunningham in Stranger Things. Her character is actually a lot different than in this reality where she’s actually secretly dating Eddie Munson behind Jason’s back. She doesn’t die, her friend Angie does, so Eddie and Chrissy join the party to save the world n stuff. Basically, Joe Quinn (his name is Thomas in this reality) and I got really close on set and are rly flirty hehe. And, to make it even better, we ALSO have a thing with Joe Keery as well (hence the name change to make my life easier). So we’re all a budding throuple and we kinda try to sneak that dynamic into the show hehe. note: certain actors aren’t poopy people in this reality and don’t support genocide 🙄) 

Hogwarts DRs:

Draco DR: this was my first ever dr! draco tok got me into shifting. I’m a gryffindor who’s friends w the golden trio. I transferred into Hogwarts in 4th year and pretty much just am there for the ride as the canon happens. I’m in a secret relationship w Draco (shocking ik) and he’s actually not a bad person. i obvi scripted out the supremist in him guys, dw. i actually have so much detail about all the ways we meet up behind everyone’s back and stuff. you never forget your first guys 🩷

Tom Riddle DR: AGAIN. BEAR WITH ME. ITS NOT BAD. basically Hogwarts is more of an elite rich kid college for wizards than a high school type place. BLOOD SUPREMACY DOESNT EXIST. But there is a whole powerful family hierarchy. kind of like a mob family thing??Instead of Slytherins being the ones most likely to be death eaters, they’re the ones most likely to be from those more powerful families. The Riddles are one of the most powerful families (and rich bc sorry but i’m not dating a poor orphan guys). I’m a Gryffindor who transfers in and becomes besties with the Slytherin group (Theo, Enzo, Mattheo -i’m a mattheo truther, never matthew- Blaise, Pansy, and Draco). Anyways, I fall for Tommy bc of his whole dark and broody best friend’s older brother thing he has going on.

MCU DRs:

Peter Parker DR 1: i’m obsessed w the idea of being genius buddies w Peter Parker and eventually taking over SI, so this is that. We’ve been best friends and neighbors since we were little, and got bit by spiders at the same time. I’m Silk, and we fight crime tgt. We’re both geniuses and go to Midtown together. When we meet Tony Stark, him and Pepper pretty much take us under their wings and we become their heirs to SI. We revolutionize the tech industry before we even graduate high school, we’re that smart. example: we build a water filter that we use to completely clean the Hudson River. we create inter-dimensional communication to talk w the other spidey gang after we get sucked into a rift and meet miles. on like a random tuesday too. I absolutely love this one, i put SO MUCH DETAIL into this script it’s actually insane.

Peter Parker DR 2: My first Peter dr that i made, but kind of abandoned. Him and I have an enemies to loves relationship bc after talking w Ned, he thinks the way to attract me is to act as if he doesn’t care about me 🙄. these dumbasses. anyways, i’m Tony’s adoptive daughter who he rescued from these evil scientists who gave me powers n stuff. it was a pretty cool concept when i first thought of this reality. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Stucky DR: Takes place in the 1940s at first, bc I’m best friends and eventually dating Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes. The three of us are a force to be reckoned with guys. I’m super fucking smart, Steve is super fucking stubborn, and Bucky is super fucking protective. So, chaos basically. I’m really interested in science and am offered a spot to work on the super soldier serum by Howard Stark. Canon events become canon, I create SHIELD with my besties Howie and Peggy, Howie tells me he’d been working on cryogenics but needs a volunteer to test it, so I agree. I wake up in 2017, after the Civil War was actually dealt with civilly and am reunited with my loves in the present time. One of my favorites that I ever scripted out. 🩷

Misc. DRs:

Peaky Blinders DR: I was a nurse during the war that took care of Tommy and his brothers, and him and I became really close and fell in love. We reconnected a couple of years after the war ended, and I basically become his right hand when it comes to all the Peaky business. He trusts me more than anyone else because we’re both ass over tits in LOVE with each other. Like, yall don’t understand how in love we are. Also, you know that scene of Elle Woods pulling up to Harvard in a full pink outfit? Literally me every single day. Me in my lil pink blazer and skirt sets and the brightest fucking smile on my face making everyone confused why tf someone is as happy as i am in birmingham of all places. Everyone thinks i’m ditzy and just Tommy’s arm candy when rly im the smartest person in the room at all times. i just love to manipulate people into thinking im harmless and then learning all their secrets 🩷🩷🎀

Haikyu DR: i’m the manager of Karasuno that takes over for Kiyoko. I’m the granddaughter of Nekoma’s coach, so i know all about the game and play just as good as the players. Just because those 4 minutes of him had me licking the screen, i’m Kiyoomi Sakusa’s girlfriend. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ITS CRAZY. we have a whole friend group with Ushijima, Tendo, Iizuna, Komori, and Atsumu. Imagine the chaos that group brings everywhere. It’s such a fun dr, i should really revisit it more often.

Lloyd Hansen DR: i watched the gray man and this man with his white pants and pornstache burrowed his way into my heart. pretty much im his ditzy lil girlfriend who he adores and just skips around the place in pink and he spoils endlessly. 🩷

Mafia DR: didn’t really flesh this one out, but the gist is that i meet this guy in college and he turns out to be a part of the mob. 🤷🏻‍♀️ and so yeah.

Whore DR: yes, I have a whore dr. hehe. don’t judge me but like, a reality where slut shaming doesn’t exist and you can live out your horniest fantasies w/o any judgement whatsoever. bc that’s completely normal. 😋😋

Sunny DR: this is a better cr one, where i’m pretty much just really fucking smart and in a FANTASTIC AND LOVING relationship with this guy named Peter. He sadly doesn’t exist in this reality 😞😞. But he’s literally the sweetest ever and he’s blond, so I call him Sunny. Like, my sunshine boy ☀️. Literally everything i want in like, a mundane life is in this reality. also, for no other reason than i think it’s so funny, peter happens to be the son of one of my teachers in school. Why? i have no fucking clue 😭😭. like, i go to his house to meet his dad and he’s my fucking history teacher. it’s mortifying but absolutely fucking hilarious.

Criminal Minds DR: i join the BAU after Emily’s whole arc where she dips, and everyone but Hotch and Spencer are a bit prickly with me. I’m best friends and eventually get into a friends with benefits relationship with him (which is so out of character it’s crazy, but let me live). We obvi get our shit together and just start dating and become a power couple hehe

Deity DR: literally thought of this 2 days ago 😭. most of the details are on my prev posts, so you can check those out

Narnia DR: last but not least, I’m a human who was transported to Narnia a few years after the Pevensies saved Narnia from the White Witch. However, I’m instead sent to a nearby country where they take me in and basically make me their crowned princess. After a couple of years, I meet and fall in love w Edmund Pevensie. All Hail Queen Rosemary the Radiant. 🩷

THIS SHIT IS SO LONG TF. I DIDNT REALIZE HOW MANY SCRIPTS I MADE 😭😭😭😭

anyways, if you read all of this i love you 🩷

thanks to @luvieshifts for giving me the motivation to write all of this out

OKAY IM GOING TO SLEEP NOW GN POOKIE BEARS

you are the universe and more, babes 🎀

#reality shift #shiftblr #shifters #shifting #desired reality #reality shifting #shiftinconsciousness #shifttok

[rouge-the-bat]

I kinda want to start readingn yu yu hakusho (manga first bc thats how i roll) sooo would u be interested in pitching the plot and whatnot for me? I know this is smth I could just google buuut, Id like to get some info straight from the best source :3 (a nd fan whos likes to ramble)

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 OKAY SO idk what all the differences are between the manga and the anime (havent read the manga yet but i want to eventually) but yu yu hakusho starts off with, from the very get-go, the protagonist dying! yup, main character just dead right at the start, and the next part is a plot for him going through a test from the spirit world to get his life back! its actually pretty emotional, because yusuke (the protag) didnt want to come back until he realize how much the people hes closed to cared about him, but throughout the show he makes more friends and realizes more of what he wants to live for (while theyre all constantly risking their lives in battles jfkdjfj) and becomes way more well off by the end of the show.

a lot of the show is yusuke taking various cases from spirit world as their designated spirit detective, fighting demons and sometimes humans to protect the world through the use of his spirit gun power! theres a whole lot of excellent humor along with intense moments, and i cant pinpoint exactly how they do it but even the funny stuff happening during serious moments dont really retract from each other, unlike how some other series it can feel like awkward tone shifts.

yusuke is a snarky son of a bitch, absolute delinquent that loves to kick ass. hes defintely not the brightest, but he makes up for that in sheer willpower (and luck lol). hes not a pure goody boy protag, hes a lovable asshole!

kuwabara is similar to yusuke in being a delinquent that loves to fight, but he has much more of an honor code and actually tries to be polite and really sweet sometimes (especially to his big crush in the show) despite his usual brash loudness lol. hes the himbo of the group! he also has a kitten he loves :3

kurama is one of my top favorite characters ever (and my kin) because hes just so??? interesting??? hes literally the best character in the show to put in a situation. any of them. so none of this is spoilers bc this is all shit he straight up tells as soon as he shows up in like, episode 7 or something: hes a fox demon thief that almost was killed, but he managed to transfer his spirit into an unborn human child and was raised by his human mother, whos kindness ended up changing him from cruel and ruthless, to a much kinder person. hes a interesting mix of characteristics, where he can equally be the kindest of the group, but he can also still be the most ruthless. plus they really play up the pretty boy factor and his main weapon is a rose whip hes fucking great. also despite him being a lot kinder now hes still defintely an asshole sometimes and loves messing with people bc hes still a fox at heart.

THEN HIEI. HIEI HIEI HIEI HIEI I LOVE HIM SO SO SO SOSOOOOOO MUCH. him and kurama are partners (demon partners but gay partners too bc i say so, and also theres no one else hiei compliments so much like he does with kurama and theyre like 90% of the time together and kurama teases hiei SO MUCH and theyre just adorable okay,) hes my hearthrob trope of angsty edgy guy whos so tsundere about actually caring about people but hes actually SO soft deep down and just needs more love in his life. and is super hot. literally anytime this dude gets into battle he often either rips his shirt off or his shirt rips itself off by the sheer power of his fucking energy i love him. hes such a badass. and he has nice tits. and hes soooo soso sososososoososo cute he has the most adorable surprised faces and hfjjjdjfk OKAY ill try to hold off the gay a little bit to actually explain his character. hes such a rude little asshole and is often the quiet one at the edge of the room thatll snark you if he catches you being dumb. hes such a tsundere about having friends and caring about them but even yusuke can see through his shit and calls him out on it and says hiei will be there when they need him. short angry man gets friends who he cares for and who cares for him.

BTW THO there is some Iffy Moments in the show id recommend checking out the doesthedogdie site for various trigger stuff if u think ud need it !!! and unfortunately the anime often has a LOT of flashing lights so if that would affect you then you may have to stick to the manga, or maybe theres someone whos edited the show to be safe for photosensitive folks?? do ppl do that? idk. but still despite some flaws in the series, the characters are just so !!!!!! [SQUEEZES THEM LIKE A SQUISHY TOY] im literally so obsessed with them theyre just a fun cast with the best interactions aaa theyre like family to me (bc im kurama kinnie)

ALSO !!! IF U DO CHECK IT OUT FEEL FREE TO YELL AT ME ABOUT STUFF !!!!!!

#plus theres more characters but these r the main four! #starry asks #yyh #TY FOR ASKING ME I LOVE YELLING ABOUT YYH. ESP HIEI HES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

[inactive02939]

identity: I’m Kai, a trans guy, my pronouns are he/him, and im gay.

physical appearance: im 5’4.5, kinda chubby, im black (brownskin), dark dark brown eyes, and i have short curly green hair.

personality: im an introvert maybe ambivert. im really self conscious/insecure. im very emotional and take things to heart. i get attached to people really quickly. when i first get to know people im not as open and talkative but once i get close to people i become very talkative. i get really anxious often but im also super impulsive and tend to do things that arent very smart just for an adrenaline rush. i have a somewhat dark sense of humor. im often really dysphoric about my chest and self conscious about my sh scars and often need reassurance.

hobbies: i like baking, cooking, art, reading, journaling, and listening to music.

i have depression, anxiety, adhd, and ptsd.(lol) i also have insomnia buttt idk if that matters

style: i usually just wear comfy clothes, big t-shirts or sweatshirts and sweat pants

hero or villain?: hero plz:)

i match you with shinso hitoshi!

you guys bonded over your dark sense of humor.

since nobody really likes him that much, that's mainly how he made friends. making fun of himself

also he jokes about orphans be warned

and his jokes aren't cheesy either; they're actually worth hearing.

okay his clothing style is super aesthetic fight me. he has those cool chain belts.

also insomnia

that's actually how you guys met

:)

(disclaimer: reader and shinso are in their second year.)

you couldn't sleep again. your brain screamed at you to get some shut eye, but it just wasn't happening. you run your hands through your viridescent locks as you thought of some ideas to pass the time.

there's a tv downstairs. i'm in the u.a. dorms. get it together, kai. you think as you skid down the stairs (not as quietly as everyone would desire) and plopped down on the couch before turning the television on. you decided to just watch boys over flowers, one of mina's favorite k-dramas that she had suggested to you at lunch. you sighed as you watched jan-di fall for junpyo, something you'd seen a million times.

suddenly you hear footsteps, and panic erupts in your chest. aizawa's gonna kill me- then you realize that it's someone a few inches shorter than aizawa as you look up.

oh. it's shinso.

he'd transferred into your class once the second year started, and the only thing you knew about him so far was that he barely got any sleep. you sit up.

"shinso- hi- i didn't expect you down this late." you watch him creep across the floor to the couch.

"me neither." he muttered. he sat down next to you-- well, a bit distanced, really.

"boys over flowers. i think you might like it, so this guy's girlfriend leaves him for his brother, then he.." as you droned on about the hangeuk deurama.

it's not like he could complain though, with such a handsome guy sitting in front of him.

#mha x reader #bnha x reader #bnha x poc!reader #bnha x chubby reader #bnha x plus size reader #bnha x fem!reader #bnha matchups #mha matchup #mha x trans reader #mha x plus sized reader #mha x y/n #my hero academia #heroaca #boku no hero #boku no hero academia #class 1a #boku no academia #mha #bnha #shinso hitoshi #hitoshi shinso #shinsou hitoshi #hitoshi shinsou #shinsou x reader #shinsou mha #shinso x reader #shinso fluff

[sskk-ao3feed]

My Heart Loves What I Despise (10 Things I Hate About Chuuya)

by autumnteatime

Nakajima Atsushi fell in love with his tutor Akutagawa Ryuunosuke at first sight, but his adopted father has a rule that Atsushi isn't allowed to date until his older brother dates as well. The problem is, none of the students at Yokohama University are stupid enough to date Dazai Osamu--until Akutagawa realizes that his roommate and new transfer student Nakahara Chuuya hasn't met Dazai yet. Chuuya accepts when Akutagawa offers to pay him to date Dazai, but realizes the plan might not work out when he and Dazai experience hate at first sight.

Words: 45050, Chapters: 8/13, Language: English

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Miyazawa Kenji (Bungou Stray Dogs), Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tanizaki Junichirou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Flags Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Alternate Universe - College/University, Fluff and Humor, Inspired by 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), Nakahara Chuuya-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), most of them are in the literature department, but chuuya is a physics major, this is my first fic in a while idk how tags work, also no beta we die like odasaku who is still dead in this fic sorry, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Dazai-Typical Suicide Mentions (Bungou Stray Dogs), Light Angst, as in i am bad at writing angst so it doesn't actually hurt, References to Depression

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/39355212

[icantbelieveitsnotdeviantart]

Watching Prime rn and Miss Prettiest Autobot of the 2010’s goes to Ratchet.

No, I don’t make the rules.

#transformers #transformers prime #tfp #ratchet #autobot #fanart #scifi #pretty #i had a joke in mind when i made this #but idk if the humor actually transferred #comic #funny #maybe #my art #my crappy art #happy new years!

[plainbageltoastedwithbutter]

minor god headcanons

here's some headcanons for the children of minor gods/godesses

glaucus cabin (sea god and of fishermen)

gets picked on a lot for their father being born mortal

great at fishing

wary of physical magic (cause of circe)

extensive knowledge of herbs

gets along well with poseidon and dionysus kids

can breathe in water for a period of times

great aim

momus cabin (god of mockery, humor and criticism, etc)

everyone is so tired of them pfft

they're not actually that bad

WILL tear you to shreds if you get on their bad side

bullies ares cabin cause they dgaf

if you learn ther soft side their humor turns more lighthearted and will make you feel better if they've went to far

can create illusions of you're embarrassing moments for enemies or you will constantly hear laughing

their father is either nice to them sometimes or then completely ridicules them

besties with khaos cabin

simps for aphrodite kids

automatically understands literature references, riddles, etc even if they know they dont. a lot better than athena kids who actually have to learn about it

sacred animal are monkeys (idk if this is true or not)

morpheus cabin (god of dreams, sleep)

very melancholy and upset for no reason

often have hooded eyes that can appear blue, gray or purple

talks very slowly

can transfer dreams or show them to others

can create their own dreams kinda like lucid dreaming

can put people to sleep

also knows people's dreams as in their future goals

moprheus kids can grows temporary wings if they are near death or in the underworld

hypnos kids are kinda protective over them because of the ancestry between the gods

morpheus and iris used to be together which makes things awkward between their kids

selene cabin (goddess of the night and moon)

very close with their mother and uncle helios

i imagine selene as being very loving, protective but gentle

selene kids usually have very dark eyes and long lashes

are a bit nocturnal

can control moonlight

can solidify moonlight but only for them, exampe a river being shined on by the moonlight, selene's children can walks on top of the water as long as the moonlight touches it

selene's children are regarded as being very beautiful

during full moons, selene kids act very strange. they're more powerful, animals are scared of them or often have visions, etc

sacred animal is wolves, can communicate with them

can read/understand/speak with arabic and hieroglyphs

often have birthmarks or beauty marks in the shape of a half moon

they light up and glow once they are claimed

#pjo #hoo #toa #headcanons #headcanon #pjo headcanon #iris cabin #athena cabin #apollo cabin #dionysus cabin #zeus cabin #hades cabin #poseidon cabin #demeter cabin #hermes cabin #aphrodite cabin #hephaestus cabin #ares cabin #percy jackson headcanons #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo adaptation #hazel levesque #jason grace #thalia grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #nico di angelo #reyna avila ramirez arellano #frank zhang

[fallinforgyu]

nsfw alphabet for mingi plsssss

my time has come.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he would be pretty practical, but also very clingy. he'd do all the basic stuff like get you a glass of water and wipe you off, and then he'd just collapse on top of you and cling to you like a baby 🥺

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

on him, i think lips. he's always licking them and biting them and i think he knows how pretty they are 😌 on his partners, i don't think he would have a favorite part. if he did, it would change every time he fucks you in a new position 😭

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

i don't know how to say this any other way so i'm just going to say it: mingi cums a lot. and i don't mean like he has a lot of orgasms, i mean he literally cums. a. lot. he produces a lot of cum. and it would always make a mess when he's not using a condom. so if you let him fuck you raw, prepare to literally be filled to the brim 🤕

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

like i said, he produces a lot of cum. his balls are almost always full and that means he has to jerk off a lot 🥺 he might even have to jerk off in inconvenient places sometimes, like a dressing room or the bathroom at work

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

mingi is fairly experienced. he's probably had a couple serious partners and tried a lot within those relationships, and he knows what he's doing!!! he's just kind of.... naturally good at sex idk how to explain it 😭

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

i think he'd like missionary with your legs over his shoulders!! it lets his thick tip hit your g-spot perfectly and he'd love being able to go even deeper if you could take it 🥺

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he can truly go either way. i think most of the time he'd be pretty serious since sex is very important to him, but it's also mingi we're talking about. no matter how much he loves fucking you, he still wants to have fun 🥺

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

might trim but wouldn't do much else

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

oh my god. if you're lucky enough to be in a serious relationship with mingi, the sex would probably be the most intimate you've ever had. we're talking about the man who said that kissing is how you transfer your love to someone 🥺 imagine what HAVING SEX WITH HIM would be like </3 he would quite literally pour his heart out to you and give you everything he had to show you that he loves you so much 🥺❤️

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

like i said, i think he probably jacks off a lot. and he probably likes hentai and audio porn <3 might also record himself jacking off to send to you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

mingi is a scorpio mars, which makes me think that he might be pretty kinky. he'd like to try lots of different kinks to see which ones make you cum the hardest, and i think he'd particularly like bondage, mommy/daddy kink, and breeding!! also size kink obvi

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

bed or couch!! actually anywhere in the house, but it has to be at home. i don't think he'd be into public or semi-public sex

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

definitely praise. tell him he looked handsome in his new photoshoot, tell him he looked sexy in his new mv. make him feel good about himself and he'll fuck you into tomorrow <3

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i think mingi definitely would get rough from time to time, but i don't think he would be into anything that literally hurts you. he wouldn't want to whip you or slap you in the face, but he'll dig bruises into your hips and he'll smack your ass

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

loves both so much 🤕 loves eating you out and fingering you to prep you to take his cock, and also loves watching you choke on his massive cock (even though he won't admit it) </3 he's v skilled!!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

i think he'd like his partner to set the pace most of the time!! but once it's set, he'll be whatever you want him to be. he can do it all and he's good at everything 😚

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

once you're in an established relationship and trained enough to take his cock, he'd love quickies!! like i said, his sex drive is super high and he'd love pulling you aside for a quick fuck every now and then <3

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he's down to experiment!! but once he finds his favorite things, he's gonna want to do them over and over again <3

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

might cum a little quicker than he'd like to admit, but he can go for two or three rounds!! he'd like for you to cum more times than he does, though <3

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

owns toys for both himself and his partners!! would like to try lots of new toys on his partners and would like fleshlights for himself <3 also i can't explain this but i think he'd really like pussy pumps

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

doesn't really tease. if he tries to work you up, he's going to fuck you. i also don't think he'd be super into edging you bc he'd rather just make you cum 20 times ❤️

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

omfg when you're domming him he'd be SO loud. he'd cry out and whimper and shake and beg you to touch his painfully hard cock :(

W = Wild card (a random headcanon)

i feel like the rest of these answers made mingi seem dom-ish but i think he's a true switch 🧍‍♀️ and when you're domming him, he'd like for you to rough him up a bit 🥺 pinch his nipples and slap his thighs and pull his hair and he'd fucking love it <3

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i get butterflies in my stomach when i think about mingi's cock 🧍‍♀️ it's long and it's girthy and it's big. nothing else to say.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high. he loves sex and would like having sex p often :)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

pretty quick 🥺 mingi fucks hard and he fucks for a long time, and he'd be pretty exhausted after a session. but the cuddles afterwards would be top fucking tier 😩

#ateez hard hours #ateez smut #mingi smut #bunny's star ⭐️ #bunny's mailbox 📬

[luciferpanini]

Yo I fucking love your swap AU the mental image of Mafuyu who tries to make ppl happy but just Does Not Understand Humor is cracking me up also do you have like, backstories and stuff for how Tsukasa and Nene ended up The Way They Did?

Tsukasa fell down seven flights of stairs and was never the same afterward. /j /j /j

I do!!! But I also,, kind of don't,, :')

As in like!! I have vague ideas in my head but it's rlly hard to put them into words. They're often unsteady too so most of the time I'm not too too sure about what comes out of my mouth.

ramble under the cut yeah.

To keep it short and simple.

Nene:

After quitting her old theater troupe, Nene started her activity as an utaite under the name "Deep Sea Diva" (深海の歌姫). Despite giving up on becoming a musical actress, she still wished to continue singing, and not having to show her face or stand in front of an audience meant her stage fright would be less of a problem. Kanade invited her to join Niigo after listening to her cover of one of their songs. So she became their main vocalist and mixer.

She honestly tries really hard to convince herself that things are fine the way they are and she's satisfied with her situation, that she has no reasons to want more. Her whole character arc would be accepting that she still wants to become an actress and finding the courage to pursue her dreams again. Because as of now Nene thinks of herself as selfish and not knowing her limits every time the slight thought of her past aspirations cross her mind. jfsdkjf It's rlly straightforward for a Nene story!

Her Nightcord username is NenengaV!!

Tsukasa:

He's perfectly fucked up just the way he is, he just needs a wee little nudge. (⌒‿⌒)

He started thinking for 5 seconds and it ruined his life. /j

"Why am I doing this... why do I not remember????"

Anyway, his SEKAI for him is basically "a place where I'm needed" and judging by how it's completely desolated with only Miku, you can kinda tell how he perceives his own self-worth.

In the AU, Saki actually got transferred to the same hospital Kanade's father stays at, so that's how they met!! Idk how to explain this but he pretty much Tenma'd Kanade into tolerating his class clown behaviors.

Saki said "I think I want to become an idol when I'm healthy" once and he internalised it to hell and back as something completely different.

Even though he did help Kanade with making music, he effectively functioned as an assistant ghostwriter to K until Ena and Nene joined.

"who the fuck is that?" "that's tsukasa, he helps with the lyrics and instrumentals sometimes." "who????"

His Nightcord username is literally just "Tsukasa", he's going to get doxxed one day.

His spine is constantly hurting from sleeping on the SEKAI's floor and his energy level is at a constant low. People say he has a habit of "disappearing" because he would be weaseling his way into the SEKAI any chance he gets.

She'll wake up any time now...

#ask #lore ramble #sekai swap au #project sekai #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #i was fighting demons writing all of this