#but if you listen to them youll get what i was goin for with these. THEYRE SO GOOOOOOOOOD
Dont say youll go
Johnny "soap" Mactavish x reader
i was listening to this song and thinking of soap so
"what do you mean your goin Johnny i thought you requested leave" you stared at the scottish man across from you setting down your coffee cup "i did but they need my help and i cant abandon my team you know that" he tried to reason with you reaching out to caress your cheek only to get his hand pushed away "yeah cour i know johnny but you have no problem abandoning me do you" you huff and shove past him fighting back the tears. Johnny was quick to follow you into yalls shared bedroom sighing as he watched you pull out his suitcases "its only for a little bit and ill be back before you know it please just trust me" johnny gently took your hands away from the angry packing you were doing turning you to look at him gently cupping your cheeks "im guessing i cant beg you to stay can i" you said with a watery laugh "Ill always come back home to you" he reassured pulling you into a soft kiss "just please come home johnny" you sniffle as you hug him tight inhaling his scent like it was the last time youd smell him.
The following week he was being shipped out to god knows where and you were stuck at home nothing but worry on your mind as you thought of johnny, days turned into weeks then months and all you could cling to was the occasional phone call or letter that would keep you goin "never thought id see as many stars as i am right now darlin" Johnny wrote in his latest letter "wish you were here to see em with me instead of 1000 miles away just out of reach" you clutched that letter close to your heart as you made your way out into the backyard staring up at the vast expanse of stars that blanketed the sky.
johnny would be home anyday now and you were frantically cleaning and making sure you had everything to make the house comfy for johnnys return. You ran to the door excitedly when you heard the knocks ring through the house swinging it open excitment on your face only for it all to crumble around you as Price, Gaz, and Ghost stood before you in their military best holding the scottish flag and Johnnys dog tags "no, no, no no no no no no" you kept repeating stumbling back into your house quickly being escorted to sit down by Ghost who held a somber look on his otherwise emotionless face
"im so sorry lass" Price muttered kneeling before you gently setting the flag in your lap all you could do was run your fingers over the dog tags ringing in your ears as you began sobbing "just breathe, breathe its okay weve got you" Gaz reassures "this is some fucked up joke right" you tried to reason as you choked down the sobs threatening to rip out of your throat "im so so so sorry lass" Price repeated as he took your hands gently "wha- what happened" is all you could think to ask as you clutched his dog tags "Makarov he had us pinned and got a cheap shot on johnny, he was dead before he hit the ground" Ghost said as he sat beside you. All you could do was fold into yourself clutching the flag and the dog tags close knowing youll never get to tell johnny you loved him or look at the stars again knowing johnny wouldnt be on the other side watching them with you.
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What platform do you use to make your art?
Also any tips for very new artists who are bad at art
IbisPaint X!! Its free & im p sure its on most devices (i use my phone for like 90% of my art).
But sometimes ill plan out or make a rough draft of a piece on my tablet. Its an amazon one so its got like NO art apps...at all. But the best ive found thats free & its called ArtFlow!
As for tips about art, im like the worst at answering that since 90% of when im drawing im just fuckin around and attempting to find out. Most I can think of to say is below! [its a bit long oops]
1. Have fun with finding your style. My art style almost changes every year if not like multiple times a year. Hell if you look at how i drew HMS in like, March it looks very different than how i draw them now. But every time it changes i feel more confident in it! Also its just fun sometimes to draw in a different way :}
2. Its 100% chill if you ever feel burntout or feel like ya "lost the touch". Feel like its said a lot but you do get out of that pit (haha get it like the song) eventually and youll prolly even make something ur hella proud of! Also if its not goin great its good to take a br8k and maybe try the next day. Sometimes ya just be in a funk and its best to make sure ur all hydrated n rested. And a much as i don't listen to myself sometimes, those things rlly do help
3. Last thing i can think of is that its sometimes real difficult to find a good reference of somethin. Whether it be like a pose, an outfit or something, you can always use yourself as a ref! For things like a ref to look at or even to use as a base. And of course not everyone like taking a photo of themself (me included) but its not only very helpful and takes less time than searching through pinterest & google for like an hour, but helps you get confident in yourself! Ive never be confident in myself (specially with that gender dysphoria an all) but it helps to take a photo in a pose, outfit or even a half ass cosplay. Gettin used to yourself in a photo might take a bit but it takes you a good way.
Sorry if this didnt help im not quite good at tips and teaching things. If youd like more ideas/help with things like shading or somethin, id be happy to post a vid of like a speedpaint or something on how i color n stuff :}
Hope this helps!!! 💜
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fuck it. unfinished johnkat doodles i made while listening to some hot beats. there was no singular line of thought to making them in this order
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N E WAYS THATS WASNT FUNN Y SO I HAVE TO MAKE A JOKE NOW 🤤
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so yeah youre totally right it IS one of the games ever made!!!
the premise of the plot is that you wake up hangover ass naked, legendarily hangover and comin down from a high, to a trashed apartment with no memory of who you are or wtf is goin on. then you get told youre a cop, then you get told theres a guy that's been hanged rotting behind the shitty motel you've stayed at, and then a guy who claims to be your partner on the case (lieutenant kitsuragi aka The best character) informs you that youve got to find the murderer.
the universe is.... like a mirror of ours? the continents (isolas) have their own countries and histories, which is explored in depth by the game, and some of the quests. i can't really describe it, but its a completely believable world (im not even gonna call it a fictional world, THATS how good it is) with very well developed geography lore and mythology. The world is shrinking and there are cryptids to be hunted and theres a bitter old man in the square who fought against the revolutionaries, and the union fights against a corporate, and theres is something deeply wrong with the kids, and a man was hanged behind your hostel
to keep in mind, the game is as much a game a political and philosophical manifesto. a LOT of interactions youll have with the world and the characters that are esoteric discussions about politics and the meaning of life and existence and how the revolution in revachol (the capitol of the world) and martinaise affected the people and their socioeconomic situation.
as to the game itself, its an rpg, where you have 24 skills that you can level, and you interact with the world mainly through various active and passive checks. so its partially based on luck, but to every problem, riddle or obstacle you encounter on your murder investigation there are a metric ton of ways to solve it (i have 130h in that game and i just learned recently that during one of the major plot events things can go south in a very specific way and you gain a new companion. for example) what i wanna say is, the game is absolutely massive and very branching in story elements but also dialogue! a Lot of what you do and say has influence on your character and his future, after you solve (or don't solve) the case
apropos dialogue. this is as much a game as a book too (devs say its a million words. of course you cant encounter alllll the dialogue in one playthrough but. yanno), BUT with the new patch its ALL fully voiced now, and on god the performances and accents and the speaking styles of the main/supporting/side or just throwaway characters are SO varied and distinct, its a pleasure to listen to!
moreover, the skills i mentioned earlier arent just numbers. those are characters almost as much as any other, giving helpful advice and unlocking dialogue options, all the while talking and bickering among each other in your head (volition and encyclopedia my beloveds). roughly half of the 1 million words are them talking to you. in your head.
and did i mention literally everything looks GORGEOUSLY handpainted and textured? the visuals of the game, especially the portraits and some illustrations are breathtaking! genuinely the story and the art and the voices and the long winded but fascinating polit-philosophical tangents and discussions, its a masterfully crafted package, i literally could not gush more about it, and i barely scratches the surface
and well, if that doesnt convince you... uh you can be a commie superstar and a part of the homosexual underground with a fucked up kid on the leash and start a night club in a church. with a programmer lady who's trying to find out wtf is going on with the world, and thats just ONE way the story can go!
sorry for not answering this earlier, i was almost dying here but now im a little better
i have to say, this all looks really interesting, and ive seen some of screenshots of it, it looks very beautiful. unfortunately, its 150 reais (27 dollars) on console and 75 reais (13 dollars) on steam, and my pc SUCKS, so i cant buy it on steam AND its costy on console, so im gonna have to wait till its on sale :/
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I got tagged by @bauliya
name: meg. but u can call me wild thing ;)))))))))))
gender: i am a girl in the sense that i was a tomboy as a child and now i am far more comfortable w femininity, but getting in trouble for playing with the boys and being messy at catholic schools has permanently imprinted itself on my soul
starsign: gemini!!
height: 5'5
birthday: i am a june baby!!!
favourite band: girl what kind of question i literally can’t answer this. let me check my stats rq. Ok they say i’ve been listening to a shit ton of the oh hellos, lumineers, vampire weekend, and florence + the machine, so i’ll take it!
favourite solo artist: bro come ON. im not picking one. Hozier and Sufjan Stevens are probably my all-times, but i’ve also been listening to a ton of Mitski and Andrew Bird recently.
song stuck in your head: Drunk Walk Home - Mitski. every few minutes i just think FUCK YOU AND YOUR MONEEEEYYY
last movie you watched: i think it was soul?? which was VERY cute and made me cry.
last show: .....fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood. i’ve literally seen it twice thru but i cant put it down yet :/
when you created this blog: lmao 2013. try that on for size. if u scroll back far enough youll find stuff from when i was a high school freshman and now im GRADUATING college. (dont scroll back that far im begging you)
last thing you googled: confutatis maledictis flammis acribus addictis, which is a line from Dies Irae. will provide no further context.
other blogs: wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy
how many are you following/how many followers do you have: too many of you follow me. i wield too much power. unfollow while you still can.
lucky number: 420
instruments: i used to play piano!! i haven’t played in years but i can still bang out a tune if i mess around long enough.
what are you currently wearing: uhhh, sweats? im on month two of break. i don’t know what clothing is.
dream job: ahahha, uh, i don’t know? I would eventually like to become a physician and work with children in some respect, and would like to publish writing, get involved in local politics and NGOs. u know how it goes.
favourite food: i had fried shawarma rolls last week and i literally can’t stop thinking about them i think i’d sell a sibling to have one right now
dream trip: MEDITERRANEAN. WE GOIN ON A TRIP. greece, italy, cyprus, and then we doin a hop skip and a jump to visit armenia and then beruit and my sitti’s hometown.
nationality: american yeehaw.
top 3 fictional universes I'd like to live in: does the fictional universe where i’m achieving my goals count. In all seriousness id totally visit avatar or literally anywhere studio ghibli related.
I'm tagging @agentcalliope @liathgray @isnt-it-pretty godspeed
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what’s the song 👀
ok hi erica thank you for enabling me
the song is called rivers and roads by the head and the heart and growing up with this song is an experience to say the least and everytime i listen to it fills me with such emotions.
“A year from now we'll all be gone / All our friends will move away / And they're goin' to better places / But our friends will be gone away / Nothin' is as it has been / And I miss your face like hell / And I guess it's just as well / But I miss your face like hell”
this is the first verse... the first verse and its already hitting way too hard but come senior year i will cry very hard to it and im not ready. its knowing that at some point you and your friends will go their separate ways and youll miss them and its inevitable and its ok but also its so not
“Been talkin' 'bout the way things change / And my family lives in a different state / If you don't know what to make of this / Then we will not relate / So if you don't know what to make of this / Then we will not relate”
he says this with such emotion. and as i get older it breaks my heart more each time cause its just full of grief and the feeling of i barely know how to deal with this and i miss my friends and my family and i am all alone so if you cant understand this then we wont understand each other.
“Rivers and roads / Rivers and roads / Rivers 'til I reach you”
and that just plays the song out. over and over and over and its just that feeling of separation... those miles and miles and rivers and roads away thats feels so much farther than it actually is.
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*guitar intro*
underneath these stairs i hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and my aunt cant believe how cruel the are and it sting my lightning scar to know theyll NEver ever give me... what i wa-ant I know i dont deserve these AWful ruules made by the Dursleys here on PRIIIIIiivet driiive cant take these stupid Muggles but despite all of my struggles... IM STILL ALIIIIIIIVE im sick of summer and this waiting around * dun dun* man its september so imm skipping this town hey its no mysteryy theres nothing here fore me noooow i gotta get back to hogwart! i gotta get back to schooool i gotta get back to hogwarts! where everybody knows im cooOool back to witches! and wizards! and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts! ita all that i Love and its all that i need at Hogwarts! hogwarts! i think im going back I’LL see my friends gonna laugh till we cry TAke my firebolt gonna take to the sky No Way this year anyONES Gonna Die and its gonna be tOtally awesome!ill cast some spells with a flick of my wand defeat the Dark Arts yeAH Bring it On and do it all with my best friend RON cause together were totally awesomYEAH CAUSE TOGETHER WERE TOTALLY AWESOME DId sOmebody say roOON?? Ron?! what are u doing here? sorry it took me so long to get here i had to get some floo powder But get everything u need and lets get goin! where are we going? to DIagon alley of course cool FLoo powder Power floo powder power floo powder power floo powder power Its been so long but were going back dont go for work dont go there for Class as long as were together gonna kick some AsS and its gonna be toOtally aWEsome this year well take everybody by storm sneak Stay up all night sneak out of our dorm but LEts not fOrget that we Need to PerfFORm Well in ClAss if we want to pass our OWLS aargh hermioine Why do you have to be such a BUZzkill? beCAUSE guys school is not all about Fun and Games we have to study hard if we wanna become good wizards and Witches ugh I may be frumpy but im super smart CHeck out my grades theyre As for a startwhat i lack in looks well i make up in heART and well guys that is totally awESOme This year i plan to Study A Lot That would be cool if you were actually Hot HEy ron Cmon were the only friends that shes got and thats cool and thats tOtally Awesome yeah its so cool it is totally aWESOME were sick of summer and this waiting around *dun dun* its like were sitting in the lost and found * dun dun* dont take no SorcerYY for anyone to se hooOOOOOooOOoOw we gotta get back to hogwarts! we gotta get back to schoooOOl we gotta get us back to hogwarts! where everything is magicooOOOOOOl bck to wizards and witches and magical beasts to Goblins and Ghosts and to magical feasts its all that i love and its all that i need at hogwarts! hogwarts! i think were going back! rOooOoON you were supposed to take me to madam malkins and use those
sIckles mom gave you for my RObe fitting! whos this? aAhhhthis is stupid dumb little sister ginny ginny this is harry Potter hhHArry Potter youre the boy who lived yah and youre ginny uh its genevra uuuh ill just stick with ginny Stupid sister *clap* dont crowd the famous friend! Do you guys hear Music? someones coming Cho Chang Domo arigato Cho Chang gung hey Fat Cho CHang happy happy new year Cho chang oooh whos that? thats..thats cho chang yeah thats the girl harrys been TOtally In Love with since freshman year yeah but he wont say anything to her yeah you never tell a girl you like her it makes you look like an idiot! KonIchiWa cho chang it is Good to meet you my name is Ginny WEAsley BITCH I AINT CHO CHANG that is lAVender brOwn *clap* RACIST sister! oh that allright im Cho Chang YAllshes perfect yeah but too bad she dating cedric diggory srsly who the Hell is cedric diggory?! hes that guy u know hes just huge and tall Cho chaang I Am So In LOve with CHoOo Chaaang from bangkook to dIINgdaaAng I sing my love aLoud for Choo CHaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAANg UGH iHATE that guy DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOOY? ugh malfaoy what do you want? SO pottah Back for another year at Hogwarts are you? maybe this year you WIse up and hang out with a HIGher caliber of wizard listen draco.. ron and hermoine are my Best Friends in the Whole World i wouldnt trade them for ANYthing Have it your way WAit dont tell me Red hair Hand me down Clothes and a Stuupid Complexion Youu must be a WEeasley hey malfoy lay off my sister ok? she may be a pain in the ass but she MY pain in the ass well isnt this CuUte its like a little looser fAHmily hogwarts has really gone to the Dogs Luckily next year Ill be Transferred to Pigfaarts! this years you bet gonna get outta here the Reign of Malfoy its growing near ill have the Greatest Wizard carrier its gonna be TOAtally Awesooome look out world for the Dawn of the day when everyone one will do whATEVER I SAY! and pooottah wont bee in my way then ill be the one who is tOtally Awesome YEAH YOULL BE THE ONE WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME! *choo* Cmon guys were gonna Miss the Traiin who knows how fast this years gonna go Hand me a Glass let the butterbeer flow! maybee at last i will talk to cho Oh No thatd be Way Too Awesome were back to learn everything that we can its great to come back to where it began And here we are! and ALAKAZAM here we go this is totally awesome! cmon and teach us everything you know! *un dun* the summers over and were aching to go! *dun dun* I think were ready for ALbus DUmbleDore ahhhhhhhHHHHHH welcoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOoOooOome all of you to Hogwarts! I welcome all of you to schooooool did you know that here at Hogwarts weve got a Hidden Swimming Poooooool welcomewelcomewelcome Hogwarts! welcome Hotties Nerds and Tooools! now that ive got you here at hogwarts id umm liketogooverjustacoupleofrules My name is Albus Dumbledore and i am HEadmaster of Hogwarts! you can all call me Dmbledore. s’pose you could also call me Albus if you wanted DEtEntion nah im just kidding Ill Expel YA if ya Call me Albus! *dun dun dun* back to witches and wizards aand magical beasts to Goblins and Ghosts and to magical feasts Its All that i Love and its All that i Need at Hogwarts! hogwarts! back to spells and *funky background clapping* enchantments potions and Friends! To Gryffindooor! HUfflePuff! RavEnclAaw! SLYTHERIN! Back to the place where our story begins at Hogwarts! hogwarts! Im sorry what its name?! HOgwarts! HOGwarts! Iii Didnt HEar you Kids! HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS! man im glad i went back!
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Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room.
Smokey: awoojit
Highglossfinish: A Smokescreen.
Highglossfinish: Is the screen showing up? Everything kosher?
Smokey: Nothing here yet
Smokey: woojit woojit be a werewolf for halloween please
Smokey: there it is! I see a boat
Knock Out: *Shed
Knock Out: Perfect!
Knock Out: No. Werewolves sheld.
Smokey: but I need an excuse to call you awoojit
Knock Out: Hmm...are there any dander-free werewolves ou there?
Smokey: You could be the first!
Smokey: Maybe hairless werewolves wouldn't have dandruff
Knock Out: In that case, we'll see.
Smokey: hey woojit I found a vidoe
Smokey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtCQo5oDCIA
Knock Out: Just for that, I'm not dressing up as a werewolf.
Smokey: wait no i'm sorry
Smokey: :( woojit please i love youuuu I'll dress up as anything
Knock Out: Your bargaining abilities are shaky.
Smokey: I can steal megatron's eyebrows and wear 'em
Smokey: I'll talk like the kids in these videos
Knock Out: ...Alright, now I'm listening.
Smokey: I'll cover Megatron's eyebrows in glitter
Knock Out: Deal.
Knock Out: Deal.
Smokey: Nice.
Smokey: .... Though it might have to be after halloween with all the stuff going on on cybertron
Knock Out: Dear Unicron, that's almost better.
jpeg: yo, what up?
Knock Out: Hello there!
Smokey: Thanksgiving sparkletron
jpeg: thanks for setting this up!
Smokey: HEY FILE TYPE HUMAN
Smokey: oh no not tickling
Smokey: "lameball"
Knock Out: The language!
jpeg: m'lad,
jpeg: i need to remember that one
Pheonix: hi!
jpeg: heyo!
Pheonix: Happy Halloween!
Knock Out: Pheonix human! Happy Halloween!
Smokey: is he gonna go offline
Knock Out: Yes.
Pheonix: Why Thank you! Hope the family is well
Knock Out: Exceedingly well!
Smokey: ......
Smokey: I'm not liking where this is going
Pheonix: Good! Impact is such a sweetheart.
Pheonix: Oh! I remember this episode
Pheonix: I used to watch this show every week!
Knock Out: I can see why!
Knock Out: "Beaned."
caffienatedconfetti: how are the canadian children
Pheonix: stupid
Pheonix: so so stupid
Smokey: the clown hasa phone?
caffienatedconfetti: what did they do this tim
Pheonix: stole evil clown nose
caffienatedconfetti: ooooh the clown
Pheonix: yep
caffienatedconfetti: this is
caffienatedconfetti: um
Pheonix: finger bones
Pheonix: yum
caffienatedconfetti: finally some sense
caffienatedconfetti: give the murderous clown back his nose
Pheonix: i swear returning things to their proper owners is have the plot in these shows
caffienatedconfetti: how
caffienatedconfetti: how did an underage child get cigars
Pheonix: how did he get cigars
caffienatedconfetti: jinx
Pheonix: lol
Pheonix: XD
Knock Out: Stole them from someone else.
Knock Out: "It's the most fun in the ***!"
Pheonix: man imagine that in your closet
Thebes: Hello! I hear there is halloween here
Knock Out: Bah. Human datanet, let me say ***!
Knock Out: There is indeed!
Pheonix: much spook
caffienatedconfetti: very scare
Pheonix: did me a fright
Pheonix: :)
Smokey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pheonix: ooo
Thebes: I wonder what they did with that clown-thing after they finished shooting
Pheonix: try the dollhouse one
caffienatedconfetti: probs burned it
Pheonix: that one gave me nightmares as a kid
caffienatedconfetti: like it deserved
Pheonix: yes
Knock Out: We'll watch the dollhouse one after this one.
Pheonix: :o
caffienatedconfetti: mmmmmm
caffienatedconfetti: dollhouse
Pheonix: yay
caffienatedconfetti: i don't really get scared unless its a jumpscare
Thebes: really? I love a good paranoia fit myself
Thebes: just the thought that, of course no one would know if something really could happen or not, it wouldn't leave survivors
Thebes: just mysterious circumstances
Knock Out: Changes like "don't sexually harass the humans giving you your story trial."
caffienatedconfetti: oh my god i know this one
caffienatedconfetti: this one is scary
Pheonix: yis
Pheonix: its so good
Pheonix: if impact is watching, she needs to look away
caffienatedconfetti: pee yoo exactly
Pheonix: bye
Pheonix: :)
Pheonix: too late
caffienatedconfetti: lol whut
Pheonix: god. i remember coveralls
agooddistraction: are humans scared of science
Pheonix: 90's fashion horrors
agooddistraction: wow
Knock Out: Well, science *is* rather creepy.
agooddistraction: ??
caffienatedconfetti: "cauculate the volume of the school"
Pheonix: why would their still be water?
Knock Out: Did they leave the dead child in there too?
Pheonix: possibly
Pheonix: XD
Pheonix: okay- she is reminding me of a female starscream
Thebes: HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE BURIED AT SEA. THIS JUST CUTS OUT THE MIDDLEMAN.
agooddistraction: what
caffienatedconfetti: spooky pool
Knock Out: Janitor Gaseous likes to watch people swim.
Pheonix: seriously female starscream in a fleshy body
Pheonix: creeper
caffienatedconfetti: it's dat boi
Knock Out: Here he comes.
agooddistraction: intense
Pheonix: there was a ladder right next to them?
Knock Out: Ew.
agooddistraction: uhhh
Knock Out: Is this a metaphor for something that's wrong?
Thebes: This seems like a terrible idea
Pheonix: wait so he can swim already?
caffienatedconfetti: peice of ***
caffienatedconfetti: whoops sorry
Knock Out: Remember, children: all your fears are justified.
agooddistraction: hahahaah what????
agooddistraction: what is it even like being human
Pheonix: awww, her girlfriend is jealous
agooddistraction: no dont look
Knock Out: Life seems terrifying when you need to constantly breathe.
Pheonix: it can be
caffienatedconfetti: look man we didn't ask to breathe
agooddistraction: yeah what's up with breathing
agooddistraction: wtf
Pheonix: but on the plus side we get to smell things
Pheonix: like baking cookies
Knock Out: So can we.
Pheonix: flowers
caffienatedconfetti: yeah but it feels nice when you fill your lungs
Pheonix: true
Knock Out: It also feels nice to go underwater and not die.
Pheonix: why doesn't it tip the boat
caffienatedconfetti: it just did
Pheonix: lol
agooddistraction: hey it's the guy
Pheonix: called it
Thebes: Man, this one made me so paranoid of water as a kid
Knock Out: It's reading the chat.
Pheonix: hi creeper guy
caffienatedconfetti: we can go underwater just not for long
Knock Out: Sweaty Charlie put his fingers in those drinks.
Pheonix: dear god.
Pheonix: the real horror
Smokey: I poofed for a klik, what happened?
Pheonix: trapped in high school for 60 years
Smokey: WHEEWHEEE
agooddistraction: hey
Smokey: wheewhee hey hey hey
Pheonix: hi smokey
agooddistraction: how's it goin
Smokey: Hey Pheonix!
Pheonix: damn it, stop moving dead people
Smokey: Wheewheee it's been weird on my cybertron it's been stinky what've you been up to
agooddistraction: stinky?
caffienatedconfetti: also we like breathing
Smokey: stinky
caffienatedconfetti: even though it's slowly setting us on fire from the inside out
Smokey: cybertron smells terrible
agooddistraction: just the usual. plants and building
Smokey: you guys gotta stop breathing
Knock Out: That'll make the pool less dangerous.
agooddistraction: ahh what is it
Smokey: the shape of the water
Pheonix: hi dead guy
caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOD
agooddistraction: eeeeahjudksa
caffienatedconfetti: that didn't work
Thebes: THIS IS MORE GRAPHIC THAN I REMEMBER
Knock Out: Not Stinky Charlie!
agooddistraction: what the frag
caffienatedconfetti: its coming through the drain
Pheonix: why the frag is that by the pool
caffienatedconfetti: i have no idea
agooddistraction: yolo human
agooddistraction: primus this is intense
Pheonix: well shes had a good run
caffienatedconfetti: SWIM YUOU FOOL
Jalaperilo: Hello! I am here for a bit!
agooddistraction: goooo
Pheonix: ladder right behind her
Knock Out: Jalaperilo human! Just in time for this!
Jalaperilo: what is it???
caffienatedconfetti: horror movie children are stupid
agooddistraction: go go go go
agooddistraction: how to kill a ghost
caffienatedconfetti: uuguguuguhgh
Knock Out: Sticky Charlie finally found peace.
Pheonix: maybe he can leave teh school now
caffienatedconfetti: TuT
caffienatedconfetti: more fun things to do
caffienatedconfetti: hhmmhmmmmmm
Pheonix: wink wonk
agooddistraction: wait what is that
Pheonix: fire powder
Knock Out: Good call.
Jalaperilo: he just ate sand
Knock Out: You don't want this boy within sniffing distance every night.
Pheonix: makes it flare and sparkle
Jalaperilo: dont make friends with kids that eat sand or grass or glue
Pheonix: good rule
Pheonix: aww, baby tucker
caffienatedconfetti: ooooooh *** no i hate dolls ugh
Thebes: No one thinks that about dolls. No one has ever thought that about dolls.
Pheonix: until now
Thebes: apparently
Thebes: do not trust your parents, child, they are crafing an edifice of lies
Knock Out: Why would you even ask someone that?
Pheonix: you know?
agooddistraction: do humans like ***?
Pheonix: not usually
caffienatedconfetti: naw
caffienatedconfetti: makes me sick
caffienatedconfetti: i mean some people are into it but that's gross tbh
caffienatedconfetti: oooooh *** no mi;'m out
Jalaperilo: just wait till your older kid and youll experience true fear: that you are responsible for yourself
caffienatedconfetti: yes dont tell the child about the important thing
Jalaperilo: yeah lets whisper loudly 5 feet from the kid
Smokey: they have discord in the dollhouse
Jalaperilo: the house is in the little house
Jalaperilo: like a tesseract
caffienatedconfetti: or a turducken
agooddistraction: nice smashing kid
Jalaperilo: should have done what i did at 13 and just punch the back door window pane cause the door was locked
Smokey: kid's gonna get stuck aren't they
caffienatedconfetti: huh. minotaur maze strategy
Pheonix: yup
Jalaperilo: parents were not happy at the broken pane or my blood everywhere
agooddistraction: ouch
Smokey: if you eat the fake food, do you get stuck in there forever
Jalaperilo: haha
caffienatedconfetti: probs
caffienatedconfetti: sttupid
Jalaperilo: go to the attic of the dollhouse
caffienatedconfetti: shiiiit
Jalaperilo: called it
Knock Out: Gah!
Jalaperilo: ***
Smokey: hhhhhh
Smokey: woojit
agooddistraction: ***
Knock Out: Hmm?
Pheonix: that part freaked me out so bad as a kid
Smokey: scary
agooddistraction: frag
Jalaperilo: but if they leave like that, wont her hand be severed?
Pheonix: but she wont be a doll
Pheonix: doll or life without a hand
caffienatedconfetti: LIFE YOU FOOL
Pheonix: i mean UM got that cool hook
Jalaperilo: what an awful dress
Pheonix: fashion horror part 2
Jalaperilo: that the real horror
Smokey: imagine having to live the rest of your life in that dress
Smokey: also as a doll
Knock Out: Ahhh!
Pheonix: the horror
caffienatedconfetti: ew
Thebes: Hell. It leads to hell. It has always lead to hell.
Smokey: oh primus i'd leave forever if that happened
agooddistraction: gotta run. night
Pheonix: night wheeljack
Pheonix: very true
Knock Out: Good night, Wheeljack.
Pheonix: happy halloween
Jalaperilo: night wheeljack!
Knock Out: Ugh.
Pheonix: oooh this is a good episode too!
imsweetlyeclectic: So i finally got the chat to work~
caffienatedconfetti: m tirewd
caffienatedconfetti: im going to bed
Pheonix: night
imsweetlyeclectic: what did i miss?
Knock Out: Goodnight, not-so-caffeinated-human.
Pheonix: wj just left
Pheonix: mostly heckling of 90s fashion
Jalaperilo: bye coffinated caffee
Knock Out: Fun fact: that's one of the humans from Firefly.
imsweetlyeclectic: i have the fact i can't change my name on here...
Pheonix: yes it is
Jalaperilo: i watched 1 episode of firefly
Jalaperilo: gotta admit, never saw the appeal
Jalaperilo: i cant imagine why your parents would want you gone
imsweetlyeclectic: and my internet is being wonky....
Jalaperilo: oyu lost your purple
imsweetlyeclectic: what are the people doing on the screen?
Pheonix: hiking?
imsweetlyeclectic: i got the chat, and the sound, but no pictures...
Jalaperilo: nothing interesting
Jalaperilo: some girl is a dick to another girl and now she's lost in the woods
Pheonix: and the woods are changing
imsweetlyeclectic: oh, that could go so worng in so many ways...
Pheonix: the watcher
Pheonix: this episode is another one that scared me as a kid
Pheonix: I always played in the woods
Pheonix: oh look a horses head
imsweetlyeclectic: and i lost sound TT-TT
Pheonix: technically three something died
imsweetlyeclectic: holy frag, the sudden scream out of nowhere scared the ever living daylights out of me.
i might have to cut out of the stream.... it's being too glitchy.
Pheonix: aww. happy halloween
Knock Out: Is it glitching for anyone else?
Pheonix: it was earlier
Knock Out: Happy Halloween, eclectic human! Until the next time!
Pheonix: but its fine now
Jalaperilo: mines been fine
Smokey: thats just mean
Pheonix: aww they are so cute
Pheonix: little white mice
Knock Out: With their terrifying nibbling.
Jalaperilo: its freaky when characters have your name lol
Pheonix: wiat
Pheonix: are you a sarah too?
Pheonix: :o
Pheonix: yay same name!
Jalaperilo: slightly different. its pronounced that way but im a SAra
Pheonix: close enough
Pheonix: :D
Jalaperilo: *sara high five*
Pheonix: *high five!*
Pheonix: look at that car
Jalaperilo: to say these are spooky stories, they al have happy endings
Knock Out: I'm looking, I'm looking!
Knock Out: Some of them don't.
Pheonix: ooh do you hace old man cochran?
Pheonix: or pinball wizard
Pheonix: those have less happy endings
Knock Out: I have both!
Jalaperilo: also, on an unrelated note, i watched thor:ragnarok earlier and i am in love with cate blanchett lol
Pheonix: :o
Pheonix: im seeing it this weekend
Jalaperilo: i wont spoil it, but blanchett as hela is amazing and funny and terrifying and beautiful
Pheonix: :) nice
Pheonix: old school gameboy
Jalaperilo: not what i was expecting
Pheonix: he should have listened
Pheonix: don't touch the pinball game
Thebes: and now to see how everything is going to go wrong
Jalaperilo: kids those days
Jalaperilo: remeber the inball game on windows 95
Jalaperilo: space 3d?
Pheonix: space cadet 3d
Pheonix: good memories
Jalaperilo: now its purble place
Knock Out: On the plus side, he's got lots of quarters to eat.
Pheonix: yum
Jalaperilo: our money is slowly turning to plastic over here
Jalaperilo: i feel like the old notes could have been eated
thenightetc: So what'd I miss?
thenightetc: Haunted pinball?
Pheonix: kid was told not to touch pinball game
Pheonix: he did
Pheonix: now trapped in the mall
thenightetc: Yikes, I guess now we see why
Thebes: Yeah, the victims on this show do not make good choices
Jalaperilo: oh wow. i think i had a hairband like that
Pheonix: they do not
thenightetc: A pinball witch?
Knock Out: Whoever played the witch is clearly enjoying herself.
Pheonix: yis
Pheonix: oh yes
Jalaperilo: but do any of them play a mean pin ball?
Pheonix: the kid used to
thenightetc: ...You sure you want to do that
Thebes: KID WHY
Pheonix: king of the mall
thenightetc: Seems like the kind of thing that might get you, I don't know, trapped in the game forever
Pheonix: awww game over
Pheonix: restart!
thenightetc: It's clearly too big for his head
Pheonix: I think BD would approve of the smashing
Pheonix: and possibly Impact would as well
Knock Out: Breakdown would have kept the mace.
Pheonix: He is smart like that
Pheonix: but his hammer is better than the mace
Jalaperilo: breakdown is smart cookies though
Pheonix: he is
Pheonix: so smart and awesome
Pheonix: KO is a lucky mech
thenightetc: Hahahahha
Knock Out: And just to shake things up...
Jalaperilo: ??
Jalaperilo: jabony?
Jalaperilo: what is this?
Thebes: Why do I remember these lyrics
Pheonix: salute your shorts
Knock Out: A must for a 90s horror night.
Knock Out: Or so I've been told.
Pheonix: just thinking the same
Thebes: it IS very aggressively 90's
Pheonix: mmmm licorice
Jalaperilo: urgh. licquoris
Pheonix: :) more for me
thenightetc: Ewwww, don't hold it by the rubber part
Pheonix: so gross
thenightetc: wash your hands you filthy children
thenightetc: ...Okay, that's also gross. Putting toothpaste on the floor like that.
thenightetc: Somebody's going to step in that.
Thebes: the child in the headband speaks the most sense of all of them
Pheonix: yes
Jalaperilo: time for me to go to bed x x x
Jalaperilo: night all!
thenightetc: goodnight!
Knock Out: Goodnight, jalaperilo human!
Jalaperilo: good night knock out cybertronian!
Pheonix: night!
thenightetc: Uhhhhh
thenightetc: ewwwwwww
Pheonix: awww
Pheonix: poor harry
Knock Out: After this, I'm thinking one more to end the night on.
Pheonix: kk
Pheonix: :)
thenightetc: Is this a Ruffles ad
Pheonix: maybe
Pheonix: suspicious
thenightetc: Haha, barely even waited for them to leave
Pheonix: jeez
Pheonix: donkey lips
Pheonix: XD
thenightetc: All that screaming says otherwise
thenightetc: Who does he think this guy is, he's clearly not a teenager
Pheonix: thats the counselor
thenightetc: ...So did they just leave the counselor strung up.....welp
Pheonix: yep
Knock Out: Doesn't that kill humans?
thenightetc: Mmmmaybe?
Pheonix: is should have
Knock Out: Does anyone have any closing Are You Afraid of the Dark recommendations?
Pheonix: you pick
Pheonix: :)
Thebes: You choose good things
Pheonix: KO does
Pheonix: he has excellent taste after all
thenightetc: Is that Harry Potter
Knock Out: Oh, you.
Knock Out: The old human was Ratchet.
Pheonix: haha
Pheonix: so grump
thenightetc: Ew
Pheonix: so gross
thenightetc: Ewwwww
thenightetc: Does that same old lady come there every night?
Knock Out: Apparently?
Pheonix: appears so
Knock Out: Wipe down everything he touches, kids.
Pheonix: don't let him touch anything
Thebes: tiny Hagrid is weirding me out
thenightetc: So it's cursed, right, like the video in The Ring
Pheonix: yep
Knock Out: It's probably full of weevils. Have fun with that.
thenightetc: Murders other movies
thenightetc: by magic~
Pheonix: ohyes
Pheonix: oh god it is ratchet
thenightetc: ...Isn't that a real movie?
Pheonix: nosferatu? Yep
Knock Out: Apparently, they liked the disgusting little man's Nosferatu fanfiction.
thenightetc: Maybe he just took an existing movie and cursed it?
Pheonix: feed it movie people
Pheonix: feed it
thenightetc: I guess it's out of copyright
Knock Out: Cursed it, fed it some people, spliced in nudes of himself.
Pheonix: tasteful nudes of course
Pheonix: this is a classy film after all
Knock Out: There's a lot of "just friends" hand holding in these.
Pheonix: yep
thenightetc: dude
thenightetc: don't try to get out of the deal with the demon wizard guy
Knock Out: Oh, he's puffing up. Now you've done it.
Pheonix: never a good sign
thenightetc: whooooop
Knock Out: His name is Count Orlok.
Pheonix: nibble nibble
Pheonix: dude needs a dentist
thenightetc: needed a dentist like eighty years ago
Knock Out: Those buck teeth wouldn't pierce a neck cleanly.
thenightetc: Well, the wound did look pretty nasty
Knock Out: True.
Pheonix: true
Knock Out: And many, many things to touch.
Knock Out: With his sour little touching fingers.
Pheonix: with his creepy fingers
Pheonix: that are probably sticky
Pheonix: great stream KO
Knock Out: Why, thank you!
Pheonix: thank you for hosting
thenightetc: Yes! Entertainingly cheesy :)
Knock Out: Thank you all for coming!
Pheonix: Say KO, have you seen Hocus Pocus?
Knock Out: I have not.
Pheonix: if you get the chance it is awesome!
Knock Out: Will do!
Pheonix: the little girl makes me think of Impact
Pheonix: smol and sassy
Pheonix: :)
Pheonix: and loves animals
Knock Out: Well, I'm sold.
Pheonix: and it is delightfully campy
Pheonix: XD
Pheonix: with sly adult humor slipped in that went over kids heads
Pheonix: *to clarify the modern little girl not the old timey little girl
Knock Out: If it's got camp, I'm there.
Pheonix: if you get the chance you should watch
Knock Out: I'll be sure to!
Pheonix: Happy Halloween!
Pheonix: Hope you, BD and Impact have a ghoulishly good time!
Knock Out: Good night, and happy Halloween! Don't let Dr. Vink put his fingers in your dreams!
thenightetc: Happy Halloween! And goodnight
Pheonix: lol
Pheonix: oh no
Pheonix: Im off to watch 'arsenic and old lace'
Pheonix: it is halloween tradition
Knock Out: Always a classic.
Pheonix: yes it is
Pheonix: Have a good night
Knock Out: You as well!
Pheonix: I'm off to panama, to dig a new lock in the canal ;)
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‘all of them’ anons back at it again and its curing my depression
if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?watch game grumps and vine compilations and youll know where i get 99.9% of my vocabulary and humor
have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?uh there was this one fic write all these years ago that really captured my thought process to canon (unintentionally obviously) and i cannot find them now and i miss them
list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.bnha- tsu maybe? i feel that ‘take no shit’ vibe shes got goin ontaz- Lucretiahiakyuu!!- definitely Suga critical role- nott!!
do you like your name? is there another name you think would fit you better?my birth name sucks mondo ass. its super common and everyone i hate calls me it. that being said my name is Emory and thats literally 2 letters away from it so. I go by Em as well and its like,, i cant escape my stupid ass birth name lmao
do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?this sounds like something our whack ass shrink from my childhood would ask ngl. i think i AM what i do. it doesnt matter what you say, if your actions betray you later. i try and stay to my word and i am who i am because of that.
are you religious/spiritual?i dont necessarily disbelieve in a higher entity but its what comes with believing that turns me off. so no, for simplicity’s sake, im not
do you care about your ethnicity?no. my dad doesnt, so i never really had to care about Guatemalan culture or Hungarian traditions. i just lived my life never really knowing what that side of me was. i still dont. i think thats why i like giving my characters ethnically-rich backgrounds.
what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?jon bellion’s a big one. p!atd too
are you an artist?yes i am! this is my art blog
do you have a creed?yeah its called “Be Fucking Kind because Nobody Has Time For You to Be a Bitch” i also believe that so long as it does not involve hurting a real human person, people can do what they please and ignore what they dont. its an unpopular opinion but one i hold close.
describe your ideal day.i wake up and see my friends. i eat good food and spend time with them, no worries about my weight or my other responsibilities. i go home and shower and draw before sleeping soundly (preferably next to someone i love). im a very simple man
dog person or cat person?dog person bc im allergic to cats
inside or outdoors?hhhh outdoors but nothing crazy
are you a musician?nah. i used to be able to play ‘tribal drums’ as my school called them but i dont really have the skill anymore
five most influential books over your lifetime.harry potter, percy jackson, mary shelly’s Frankenstein, a raisin in the sun, les miserables
if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?ohhhh definitely not!! i dont wanna get to deep but 99.9% of my problems could have been solved by having non-physically-abusive parents growing up
would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?eh. its not that i lie on here or anything im just funnier irl.
what’s your patronus?a big Forest cat if i remember correctly
which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?hufflepuff. tbh id be the WORST student at hogwarts lmao
would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?hm. my initial response is middle earth bc i love high fantasy but middle earths a fucking shithole without homebrew-type tweaking so Hogwarts just bc i like the idea of levitation spells and using them on myself
do you love easily?yea. not just romantic love either.
list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.texting, daydreaming, drawing, studying, walking around
how often would you want to see your family every year?once or twice, a max of four including funerals
have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?yeah
could you live as a hermit?hhh no i like my tech too much
how would you describe your gender/sexuality?gender: ‘fuck im just a shape floating in space who needs gender’ sexuality: ‘if you hard then you hard’
do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?nope! heres the thing about ugly people: we dont have a choice but to develop a shiny personality bc thats the only way well be seen positively. im big and rotund and have terrible skin and yes im an asshole but if you get to know me well enough to see my asshole side then chances are your not really judging me by my looks anymore anyway
on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?its either a 3 or a 10 depending on the person
three songs that you connect with right now.machine by imagine dragons, teenage heartbreak queen by palaye royale, and vanilla twilight by owl city
pick one of your favorite quotes.listen to the adventure zone and pick literally any line and youd be right
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-- abessiveAbrasive [AA] began trolling chimericClique [CC] at 19:20 --
[07:20] AA: ALR1GH7
[07:21] CC: hay dang
[07:21] AA: H0W B1G OF PA1N 1S 7H1S G01NG 70 B3
[07:21] AA: <what else could the victims want.>
[07:21] CC: ñu
[07:21] CC: its not for them
[07:21] CC: ñut
[07:21] CC: fuck
[07:21] AA: L3771NG YOURS3LF G0 71NK
[07:22] CC: a lot of things happened
[07:22] CC: i had a cowple questions for you that cud be a little personal
[07:23] CC: but i also kinda really need this delivery
[07:23] AA: <lot of things always->
[07:23] AA: N0
[07:23] CC: so im ñut sure i want to ask anymore
[07:23] AA: N0 N0 ALR3ADY R3GR37 7H1S
[07:23] CC: its ñut so much about you
[07:24] CC: it is but about somethin i already kñuw about
[07:24] CC: what i want is details
[07:24] AA: <questions are never good thing.>
[07:24] AA: <either it is prying. about myself.>
[07:24] CC: its ñut just becowse im curious
[07:24] CC: im cowncerned
[07:24] AA: <or. it is gossip about insignificant thing.>
[07:24] CC: ñu
[07:25] AA: <just ask already. so i can refuse it.>
[07:25] CC: ranas goin to be visitin calfkri tonight
[07:25] CC: she told me theres some weird stuff goin on
[07:25] AA: N0P3
[07:25] CC: and meulin disappeared for a--
[07:25] CC: fine
[07:25] CC: but youre bein ñu help
[07:25] AA: Y0U WAN7 70 KN0W MY 7H0UGH7
[07:25] AA: L1K3 1 HAV3N7 SA1D 1T FOR PAST SW33P
[07:26] AA: S7AY AWAY FROM H1M
[07:26] AA: <he is not to trust.>
[07:26] CC: i kñuw!
[07:26] CC: thats why im cowncerned for rana
[07:27] AA: 1F SH3 F1GUR3S SH3 KN0WS B3773R AND WAN7S 7O OP3N H3RS3LF UP 70 7HA7 M3SS
[07:27] CC: thats why i wanted to ask you about it
[07:27] AA: 17S NO7 MY PROBL3M
[07:27] AA: <whether through sheer stupid accident.>
[07:27] AA: <or on purpose.>
[07:27] AA: <he is dangerous.>
[07:27] CC: it does ñut have to be your probullem
[07:27] CC: but it is mine
[07:28] AA: WHA7S YOUR PROBL3M SH3S 7H3 ON3 GO1NG
[07:28] AA: 0H
[07:28] AA: 0HHHHHHHHHHHHH
[07:28] CC: ñu
[07:28] CC: ñu shut up
[07:28] AA: 0HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[07:28] CC: dang stop
[07:28] CC: do ñut reason things
[07:28] AA: CAN7 S70P WON7 ST0P
[07:28] AA: 1 G37 17
[07:29] CC: do you really
[07:29] AA: <finally. one of you does something after how many sweep.>
[07:29] CC: =8 T
[07:29] CC: fine
[07:29] CC: yes
[07:29] CC: its out in the open
[07:29] AA: <nothing ever stays hidden. with me.>
[07:29] AA: <red or pale.>
[07:29] CC: its cowmplicated
[07:29] CC: im ñut sure personally
[07:30] CC: porn says its red
[07:30] AA: <what. do not tell me.>
[07:30] AA: <you have not made official yet.>
[07:30] CC: i have ñut even told her yet
[07:30] CC: =8 (
[07:31] CC: im going to though
[07:31] CC: thats why i want a delivery
[07:31] AA: 250
[07:31] CC: you do ñut even kñuw what im going to ask for!
[07:31] AA: 17 7AK3 Y0U 7H1S LONG 70 3V3N R3AL1Z3??
[07:31] AA: H0W Y0U S0 SL0W W17H 7H0S3 W1NG
[07:32] CC: im ñut good with social things ok
[07:32] AA: SL0W3S7 FAK3 FA1RY 7H1S S1D3 OF UN1V3RS3
[07:32] CC: i spent a lot of time by myself in the wilds
[07:32] CC: ñut
[07:32] CC: dealin with romance
[07:32] AA: <fair. you are almost as shut-in. as me.>
[07:33] AA: <but. how can you not know pale or red.>
[07:33] AA: <do you vacillate?>
[07:33] CC: ñu
[07:33] CC: i do ñut kñuw? i do ñut think so
[07:33] CC: im ñut good with it
[07:33] CC: i had never
[07:33] CC: you kñuw
[07:33] CC: felt the same way about anyone
[07:34] AA: BAS1C R0MANC3 PR0PAGANDA R33LS?
[07:34] AA: Y3AH
[07:34] AA: 17S OBV1OUS
[07:34] AA: <pale and red are different thing. very different.>
[07:34] CC: i kñuw!
[07:34] CC: i kñuw
[07:34] AA: <you dont know>
[07:34] CC: i kñuw theyre different
[07:35] AA: <you are waffling in whole mess>
[07:35] CC: yes
[07:35] AA: <enough that. you ask porrim to tell you how you feel. apparently.>
[07:35] CC: thats her job! =8 (
[07:35] CC: at least she did ñut charge me
[07:36] AA: 7H3R3S A L07 0F 7H1NGS W3R3 ASS1GN3D 7O D0 0N B3F0RUS
[07:36] AA: D03SN7 MAK3 17 ANY B3773R
[07:36] CC: i was goin to ask you but youd just have made fun of me
[07:36] AA: <this is fair.>
[07:36] AA: <now i just mock you. for having someone else tell you your feeling.>
[07:37] AA: JUS7 MAK3 1T 3ASY
[07:37] AA: D0 Y0U:
[07:38] AA: 1. WAN7 70 THR0W H3R ON A P1L3 AND PAP 7HA7 SOF7 AND G3N7L3
[07:38] AA: 2. WAN7 70 7HR0W H3R ON A R3S71NG PLATF0RM AND MAK3 7H3 H3CK 0U7
[07:40] CC: you make it sound too easy
[07:40] CC: why did porn twist it so much
[07:40] AA: B3CAUS3 7HA7S WHA7 HIGHBLOODS DO
[07:41] AA: 17 DO3SN7 ALL HAV3 7O B3 PO37RY AND L1S7S OF RUL3S FOR 3V3RY L1TTL3 POSS1B1L17Y OR COD3 W1TH A HUNDR3D SNAGS
[07:41] AA: <sometime. it is just simple.>
[07:42] CC: i shouldve just come to you first
[07:42] CC: youre makin fun of me ñuw regardless
[07:42] AA: <yes.>
[07:43] AA: 1 M3AN 1V3 FUCK3D UP 3NOUGH WHY WOULD W3 G0 70 DANG F0R ADV1C3
[07:44] AA: N07 L1K3 1 CAN LOOK 1N70 7H3 SOURC3 C0D3 ON ROMANC3
[07:44] CC: thats ñut how it works
[07:44] CC: is it?
[07:44] AA: <im saying i cant>
[07:45] AA: <this isnt game. i cant look at these thing any more.>
[07:45] AA: <not that you listened when i did.>
[07:45] CC: i cud ñut tell if you were bein sarcastic
[07:45] CC: and have i ñut been punished eñugh already
[07:46] AA: D1D 7H3 S3LF L0A7H1NG 7HR0W Y0U 0FF
[07:46] CC: a little
[07:46] AA: <there is no punishment.>
[07:46] AA: <but i dont forget.>
[07:46] AA: <why should others.>
[07:46] AA: WHA7 1S 17 ANYWAY
[07:46] AA: P1L3 OR PLAN3
[07:47] AA: PAP OR PA1L
[07:47] CC: red
[07:47] AA: G37 7OUCHY F33LY OR G37--
[07:47] CC: ñu stop
[07:48] CC: it sounds bad when you start puttin it like that
[07:48] AA: 000H G3771NG DOWN AND D1R7Y
[07:48] AA: 233333
[07:49] AA: MAN WHA7D PORR1M G37 1N70 7HA7 WAS SO COMPL1CA73D
[07:50] CC: she asked me what i felt
[07:50] AA: <is that not what i did.>
[07:50] CC: she used weird things though
[07:50] CC: happy excited stressed
[07:51] AA: 7HA7S S7UP1D L0L
[07:51] CC: it was weird
[07:51] CC: iunñu
[07:51] AA: YOUR3 ALL 7H0S3 7H1NGS W17H BO7H R3D AND PAL3
[07:51] AA: <especially. if you have no figured it out. or been accepted.>
[07:52] CC: the way you put it was much simpler
[07:53] CC: why did you want to kñuw anyway
[07:53] CC: are you goin to try to give me advice on it too
[07:53] CC: im ñut sure i want that
[07:53] AA: <i dont really.>
[07:54] CC: =8 T
[07:54] AA: <it is annoying. seeing someone struggle and hum and haw.>
[07:54] AA: <instead of acting.>
[07:54] CC: i get it i get it
[07:54] CC: its been a long time
[07:54] CC: apparently people kñuw what i wanted before i did
[07:54] AA: F0R3V3R
[07:55] CC: if it was that obvious why did you ñut tell me sooner =8 (
[07:55] CC: itd have saved me a lot of troubulle
[07:55] AA: <i do not know if you are red or pale.>
[07:55] AA: <besides. it is not my business.>
[07:55] AA: <in game. i was a bit preoccupied. besides romance drama.>
[07:56] CC: why are we still discussin this
[07:56] AA: <because.>
[07:56] CC: why did you manage to get me to talk about personal matters but also managed to avoid the question i made
[07:56] CC: UG)(
[07:56] AA: <it is a witch thing.>
[07:57] CC: the calfkri thing
[07:57] AA: YUP
[07:58] AA: Y0UR PROBL3M N0W 1S CAP7A1N B007YL1C1OUS GO1NG 7O S33 S3LLOU7 3X7RAVAGANZA
[07:58] AA: N07 MY PROBL3M
[07:58] CC: did you just calf rana captain bootylicious
[07:58] AA: Y3AH
[07:58] CC: =8 T
[07:58] AA: SH3S G07 7H3 SH1P
[07:58] AA: AND 7H3 BOO7Y 233333
[07:59] CC: sellout extravaganze fits calfkri at least
[07:59] CC: fine fine lets
[07:59] CC: ñut
[07:59] CC: talk about it anymore
[08:00] CC: how can i get you to stop askin things and just cowrier for me
[08:00] AA: PAY M3
[08:00] AA: F0R 8000 CA3GAR
[08:00] AA: 1 W1LL S70P
[08:00] CC: youre the worst
[08:01] CC: ive already said id pay you doubull for the delivery =8 (
[08:01] CC: i do ñut have that much money to spare and you kñuw it
[08:01] AA: <it is a joke.>
[08:01] AA: <i do not care more about the aranea thing.>
[08:01] AA: 1F N00N3 WAN7S 70 L3ARN FR0M H1S BACKS7ABB1NG 1N 7H3 GAM3
[08:02] AA: 0R JUS7 WAN7 70 7RUS7 7H1S S7UP1D 7H1NG H3S G07 G01NG 0N
[08:02] CC: what do you mean
[08:02] AA: 7HA7S YOUR M1S7AK3 70 MAK3
[08:02] CC: rana mentioned that things seemed weird
[08:02] AA: WHA7
[08:02] CC: that he unquirked and that he did ñut typo stuff
[08:02] CC: on some ñutes
[08:03] AA: ....
[08:03] AA: 8R8
[08:05] CC: =8 T
[08:07] AA: <fuck. nothing is set up.>
[08:07] CC: whats that even mean
[08:08] AA: N07H1NG 70 Y0U
[08:08] AA: F1N3. Y0U WAN7 D3L1V3RY
[08:08] CC: ñu
[08:08] AA: CH0P CH0P G1V3 M3 7H3 L1S7
[08:08] CC: ñuw i want to kñuw
[08:08] CC: whats goin on
[08:08] CC: im worried about rana
[08:08] AA: 1 HAV3 N07H1NG 70 H3LP Y0U W17H 7HA7 S0 3V3N 1F 1 WAN73D 70 H3LP *H3R*
[08:08] AA: 1 C0ULDN7 1MM3D1A73LY ANYWAY
[08:09] AA: <why not just tell your sweet flush crush.>
[08:09] AA: <not to go.>
[08:09] CC: i do ñut think thats an option
[08:09] CC: shes cowrious too
[08:10] AA: <i do not say what else she is.>
[08:10] AA: <for your sake.>
[08:10] CC: ñu what
[08:10] CC: youre just makin things worse
[08:10] AA: 1F Y0U WAN7 M3 70 1NSUL7 H3R 1N FR0N7 0F Y0U SUR3 1 CAN D0 7HA7
[08:11] AA: F1GUR3 YOU PR3F3R NO7
[08:11] AA: N0W D0 Y0U WAN7 7HA7 D3L1V3RY OR N07
[08:11] AA: 1 HAV3 7H1NG 70 D0
[08:11] CC: yes
[08:12] CC: ñut insult her
[08:12] CC: i want the delivery
[08:13] CC: i just need some uh
[08:13] CC: thread
[08:13] CC: for stitchin
[08:13] CC: violet and bronze
[08:13] CC: and a needle thing
[08:13] AA: <i already regret this.>
[08:13] AA: <makes me gag in proximity>
[08:13] AA: F1N3. H0W MUCH.
[08:14] CC: eñugh
[08:14] CC: a lot
[08:16] AA: 0K
[08:16] AA: 1 HAV3 A N3W R3QU3S7 1N PAYM3N7 7H0UGH
[08:18] CC: what
[08:18] CC: what do you want
[08:19] AA: <access to your husktop.>
[08:20] CC: what
[08:20] CC: ñu
[08:20] CC: youll break it
[08:20] CC: =8 (
[08:20] AA: <promise i don't.>
[08:20] CC: its bad
[08:21] CC: like really bad
[08:21] CC: my other one was faster
[08:21] AA: <you want contract. i will sign a contract.>
[08:21] CC: i do ñut trust your cowntracts
[08:21] CC: youll find a loophole
[08:21] CC: thats what you do
[08:21] AA: <oh. this is fair.>
[08:21] AA: <but not this time. this is for my benefit that i access. and your husktop stay online.>
[08:21] AA: <write it as specific as you want.>
[08:22] CC: what do you want it for
[08:22] AA: <that i cannot say.>
[08:22] CC: =8 (
[08:22] CC: youll ruin things
[08:22] CC: somehow
[08:22] CC: but fine
[08:22] CC: you can do it
[08:24] AA: <just trust for once.>
[08:24] CC: i said you cud do it
[08:25] AA: <so you can be paranoid at me every moment?>
[08:25] AA: <if i fuck with person. i do not straight lie before. say i will not.>
[08:25] AA: <i have that at least.>
[08:25] AA: <unlike some.>
[08:25] CC: you did ñut tell me that you were goin to flip everythin upside down
[08:25] AA: <exactly.>
[08:25] AA: <i didn't tell you.>
[08:26] AA: <which is different. from lying and going back on word.>
[08:26] CC: youre too cowmplicated sometimes
[08:26] AA: <im exactly what you made me.>
[08:26] AA: DANG LAS7NAM3 H3R3FOR7H PROM1S3S 70 N07 FUCK UP M33H FA1RYDUS7 HUSK70P IN ANY WAY
[08:26] AA: 0K? D0N3
[08:27] AA: <i come within an hour or two.>
[08:27] AA: <expect me.>
-- abessiveAbrasive [AA] gave up trolling chimericClique [CC] at 20:27 --
[08:28] CC: UWoebgñilHUV
-- chimericClique [CC] gave up trolling abessiveAbrasive [AA] at 20:38 --
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