#but ik its so fucking true

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair #and im also just obsessed with the range of it??? #theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely #the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs #this was actually like a true derangment post #irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it #im just curious about the origins still #like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race' #the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry #but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time #okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT #the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me #seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc #and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair #and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff #this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #catie.rambling.txt #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[s-aint-elmo]

no thoughts head empty the oppressive stagnancy of legacy in ever after high dragging me round the block yet again

it's such a shame that we get so little explanation about the actual mechanics of destiny, which is the entire premise of the show, bc it's so juicy. like what power does destiny hold when you rip away milton's lies and centuries of assumptions and traditions. esp bc despite raven signing herself as the evil queen in the real storybook of legends, when the snow white fairytale actually happens in dragon games she's playing one of the seven dwarves and her mother has reprised her role. like how much of that was because of the characters' actions and how much was destiny pulling on old, familiar threads. keeps me up at night.

a lot of this is probably just like, plot holes and writer hot potato but i like making it that deep, that's half of the fun. my personal interpretation is that fate is a wild thing that desires repetition and they developed the system of fairytale legacy bloodlines to keep those repetitions predictable and contained, instead of wreaking havoc whenever and wherever they please. 

which lends itself to some really juicy exploration of how legacy is a duty as much as it is a privilege, and how to be a princess or a witch or a hero or a dragon is to be the same thing in the end: the lamb destiny slaughters on the altar to sate the ever-ravenous narrative. to keep the flock safe. keep the unknown that prowls beyond the beaten path at bay. because if a there is always a mother who will be cruel, or a maiden who will fall into a sleep like death, or a child who will become a bird, isn’t it better to know who, and how, and when? isn’t better if it’s you, who has known your whole life that you must be eaten, be poisoned, be stripped of your humanity, rather than anybody else, who wasn’t raised to see it as an honour instead of a great and terrible injustice?

#ever after high #mine #remember when apple asked snow white for advice on yester day and she had nothing useful to say? bc all the problems in her life were #solved by a smile a friend and true love's kiss? #and apple got to experience being disappointed by the parent she placed on a pedestal for the first time ever? that was really fun #don't even get me started by how the class of classics are all called by the names of their roles that is sooooo fun and fucked up #the mantle of your legacy is so large and so heavy that it swallows you up entirely #ik it's for convenience's sake but simply imagine with me. surrendering your true name once your tale begins to bind to the retelling #more strongly. invite the eye of the narrative to fix on you. set destiny on its well-worn tracks and drive it smoothly #to happily ever after #i love the idea of the retellings being ritualistic to an extent. there is so much you could do w destiny #how destiny is a crutch too that prevents u fr growing as a person bc there is nothing life can start that u haven't already seen finished

[prompt-master]

No the fuck it doesnt!!!

#detective conan #also the fact that the killers amercian dad didnt teach him english but taught him to shoot a gun is so fucking funny #true american representation #yes yes ik its supposed to be accented english thats the point of the trick #but it still doesnt sound like sit down please lmao #maybe if it was shidonpuri or shidanpuri #the ran just ruins it

[baeshijima]

it is now officially the 25th which means...

merry christmas everyone !!! regardless of whether u celebrate or not, i hope u all have a lovely day with whoever u spend it with or with urself <33

#sophie's idle chatter #this is scheduled so im HOPING it posts at 12 am.... prays.... #i havent been super active in the past month or two bc life is kicking my ass (<- has said this countless times already but its still true) #also !! i see asks and ill try and answer them when i actually have the time and energy 😭 ik i say this a lot but ive been drained good god #(not so) mini life updates : #the new lovebrush chronicles main story update has made me weep so much... ive done both clarence and ayns routes and.... #my god.... this story is darker and honestly im loving it AND i love how they did the chara roles in this world (alkaid... ourgh...) #my tear glands arent tho bc ayn ending 3.... what the fuck was that i couldnt sleep after doing that ending??? ITS WAS SO SAD AND FOR WHATF #currently having to wait until the 27th so i can do lars route 😔 #the recent ep of apothecary diaries.... ourgh my heart.... jinshi and maomao beloveds :(( #oh !! and ive gotten back into my ace of diamonds/daiya no ace phase and have been rewatching the series... #sobbing chris and yuki and miyuki my beloveds.... kissing ur foreheads and holding u gently..... #the way i got back into it bc im catching up on s2 of a clean sweep (a korean baseball variety show that i love with all my heart ;w;) #my mum is a traitor tho bc she watched every new ep that came out on tuesdays while i was in uni 🧍‍♀️ so now im catching up on the 30 eps #on my own 🧍‍♀️ #OMG AND ALSO DR STONE S3??? WHY WAS I NOT NOTIFIED THAT PART 1 CAME OUT MONTHS AGO AND PART 2 WAS MORE RECENT??? #i havent been doing that much writing recently tho bc the fingers wont type but the brain is exploding with ideas i cannot handle this #i do want to get back to the haitham sxf series tho.... and also my oc various x reader series....... #tbh ive been contemplating abt publishing the haitham series on ao3 once i write more chapters before publishing them #idk i feel like the series would be nice to have on ao3 as well as tumblr JHDG #thats abt it i think? #anywho if u read this far then know i am giving u a warm cookie as a condolence prize for getting through this life dump <33 #ill leave it off here but i hope u all have a lovely day !! mwah mwah merry chrysler everyone 🎄🫶 #queue... ueueue

[usareiis]

Twitter getting obsessed with conspiracy theories about where redacted is makes me feel so fucking terrible when there is so much worse going on that people are literally begging you to pay attention to but instead you want to focus on scenarios you made up in your head and play true crime detective

#i saw five hundred women tweeting things like i am going to sound soo crazy at work talking about this 🤣🤣 #you need to get the fuck off of twitter number one #ik i sound like i am on twitter too much but i genuinely have just been clicking on what's trending these past few days i have been sick #and its like yes the royal family sucks for five thousand reasons but there are actual atrocities happening right in front of our eyes #that are not a fucking mystery and you guys would rather think of literally anything else #based off of nothing. like i have been a billion tweets the past few days confidently listing off scenarios they know have happened to her #like yay you're so true crime you figured it out and its not even like these people care about women's well being either bc i saw all... #...kinds of nasty shit said about her when she said she was sick in the first place and all kinds of bad comments about how sick pregnancy. #...makes her feel so obviously on the most basic level you don't care about women to act like you now have a narrative from a true crime... #...podcast to project to someone. like you guys will get so distracted by anything #don't get me started on the oscars #everything feels so fucking bleak lately i also don't know how stuff like the election doesn't make everyone feel like they're losing it #like yeah the guy in the movie that's supposed to be about being a girl sang a little song does no one realize how all they're talking... #...about is the guy yet #wait no they're more worried about a bad photoshop than the massive amount of pictures of dead people my bad

[yelenapines]

watched tbosas today. needless to say i am obsessed with the red uniform skirt and they should have been wearing those the whole movie. thank you.

#tbosas #much more to say about this movie but thats it for now #actually no lets TALK #they literally changed how the games end which is fine but like how is no one noticing #also um clemensia dropped in got bit and thats it?? bye bye? have fun? #also this annoying bitch in my grade said she hates sejanus in the movie but loves him in the book um please get his name out of your mouth #if you're gonna be speaking filth about my son #ugh #anyways um rachel ate #love how the movie can tell the whole story tho i *am* conflicted about my feelings on how fast paced it was #and then again not seeing his inner monologue is a problem but like it's a movie so idk #also ofc the vibe is different between parts 1 and 2 and part 3 idk why people dont like it i think its cool and like thats the point to se #his evolution #sejanus' death was horrible like i'm sorry the mockingjays reproducing his last cries for help are just. #anyhoo #i will not shut up ok let's keep going #ik that like ppl are simping for tom blyth and as u should tbh same but you COULD NOT CHANGE HIM OR FIX HIM IK ITS A JOKE BUT IT BOTHERS ME #SO MUCH #like ik it's being silly and goofy but it just rubs me the wrong way cause like its not true #also Tigris and Snow's story is so fucking sad kms #also TF WAS THAT MOMENT IN THE ARENA WHERE SEJANUS ALMOST KISSED CORYO WE ALL SAW IT OK #sejanus is not straight at all lmao he spent the whole movie batting eyelashes at coryo but ALSO i love the angst of the marcus x sejanus i #idea i made up #also coriolanus is so fucking goofy like bitch pls “mY oLd SeLf. I kIlLeD hIm To Be WiTh YoU” bestie sit down #ok rant over #yelenaposts #sejanus plinth

[girlwithfish]

anyway i had a really nice time. i went to a park and did disc golf w him lolol and then played celeste today. woke up at 8 wtf cuz hes a morning person and he made us coffee and did work on the puter and then i napped on the chair next to him w his cat LOL and then we played disc golf and etc etc. ystrdy was fun too listened to music and watched a show and went grocery shopping to get stuff to make for dinner itnwas kinda yummy idk... spinach pesto pasta w chicken onions garlic all the good stuff... played fortnite got fuckin stoned from one really strong pen hit. idk

#like im just chilling fr its nice #i also napped today after disc golf lolol #i like doing mundane stuff w him #like we fucked a few times too but thats ok!! why do i feel dirty or like im evil for that idk #i feel like im just taking my.familys concerns abt me datinf the worst way and ik im being like sensitive #but its true theyre just kinda being weird abt it and not rly supporting me so its whatever #it was just nice hanging out w him and the cat

[rayveewrites]

Concept: A Pokemon game with Legends-style gameplay set entirely in Ultra Space.

#pokemon #ultra space #gf really just introduced an entire new dimension with its own complex society and showed us four characters and one street #like there's this one area that's an alternate hau'oli city after its citizens fled in the wake of a disaster #and now it's lying in darkened ruins & being consumed by a guzzlord like WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! #anyway i know thisll never happen but it would be SO COOL #prefferably our character would be born & raised in ultra space #and we would be allowed to pick fun skin colours ideally (ultra recon squad all has blue skin btw) #(ik its kinda hard to tell with the suits but its true) #give us just like. a ton of new ubs living in unique & complex ecosystems instead of just dumping half a dozen in Alola for the postgame #& have familiar pokemon be considered deeply weird and potential threats to that ecosystem #make beast balls the standard + give us new variants on them #show the people of ultra megopolis go from fearing pokemon to befriending them #and learning the kindness that's so widespread in the pokemon world #slowly healing from the god-knows-how-long they spent living in fear of necrozma #i have so many thoughts and im so tired but ultra space makes brain go brrrr #rayvee rambles

[paradimeart]

s4 blackarachnia based on the transmetal2 design from bw

#wip #tfa #blackarachnia tfa #idr where i read it or how real it is but i saw smth that said the writers wanted ba to be the main antagonist in s4 and beyond but hasbro #said No it has to be megabitch #whether thats true or not its real to me . whats not real is the awful color scheme from trial and error #ik they were giving her the color pallette from bw but it looked ugly & doesnt fit her. shes ourple #she DOES still have a giant spider ass btw i just didnt color it in #ik tm2 ba has three weird tentacle things on one side and 2 on the other but tfa designs are very symmetrical it didnt work #i was going to like clean this up but im so hungry i ate one ihop pancake for dinner #ALSO to me all her predacons are all bugs. so inferno antagony wasp ofcourse scorponok counts as a bug. ummmmmm. #that fucked up iguana dragonlfy toy i saw on tiktok shoutout to arufonsa on tiktok i like his lil reviews #i guess insecticon would be more correct but whatever #also in my brainworld season4 she turns dinobot island into the vok murderisland from bw also just as a refrance #if you read these tags ummmm reply with your favorite spider .i like mosaic spiders

[conflictedkismet]

Hoping and praying that I can give my side order character an afro. Idk why they Wouldn't be customizable but it is my One True Fear

#kismetthoughts #hoping and praying. hoping and praying #also. some pondering. #Pearl called them 'Eight'. as in Agent 8 #and its really cool if thats agent 8. but what if it's like how the pc in Splatoon 3 story mode is Agent 3 #(aka neo agent 3) #and the previous Agent 3 is now Captain (aka Captain 3) #meaning. what if its a new person & not the previous 8 (maybe unlikely. maybe not) #Off the Hook being back makes me wonder if Agent 4 is indeed gonna make an appearance. but i doubt it akfjsjfj #(it'd be so cool if they did tho. i never played the prev games but ik ppl really want them to show up) #saw someone theorize about Marina being behind the Spire of Order. bc. yknow. chaos vs order #v interesting and rad if true #so fucking excited

[sydmarch]

tagged by @edwardashley to post my top 4 favorite films! since i'm a piece of shit & there's 0 variety to these lmao i'll also include some runners up:

repo! the genetic opera, the devils carnival alleluia, finch, nitram, nope, mary & max, howl's moving castle, the cat returns

tagging @romantabs @dykecostanza @ccorinthian & anyone else who feels like it

#ik the intent of this was i think to use letterboxed but i dont have it so. cover images from google it is #had to cut myself off w just 2 ghibli films or i wouldve went on LOL #literally i hate to just be like 'brandon' but. its fucking true LOL nothing else hits my brain the same #texticles

[queerofthedagger]

maybe that's just me being me but i think it's..... interesting, how much criticism/accusations/et al of the OTW recently is coming up so conveniently in that period between donation drive and election, argues so utterly in bad faith, and employs such a strong 'us vs them' rhetoric that is frankly baffling if it is actually coming from people who 1. have a basic understanding of the OTW's flat hierarchies and what that means for the workings of such a big org, and 2. have the orgs best interest and future in mind. none of this is to say that the OTW doesn't have its issues or room to improve, but you'd think that amidst the quick rise of fascism, purity culture, and their calls for censorship, people would take care not to present the bandwagon to those people on a silver platter, and also maybe........ bother 0.3 seconds to provide those annoying little shits called verifiable sources :))

#fandom wank #this isn't on one single thing either i've had SO much of this on my dash this last two weeks even THO my dash is VERY well curated and it' #like. yall. ik this is 'just' tumblr but come on now #sources!! they are a thing!!!! if you make accusations you gotta back it up!! #and frankly i care little when it's about fucking musk whether that one additional shit thing is true. eh. i'm not gonna reblog it either #without checking but whatever #but like.... the otw/ao3 are not made up of multi-million dollar assholes who we have to fight #it's. fellow fans #and yes it has its issues!! absolutely 100% this isn't to say it doesn't #but if i go to a blog and have to scroll three minutes till i find #'maybe this will finally get people to stop throwing money at them' #then. well you know. maybe it doesn't *actually* matter that they claimed not to be an anti #if it quacks like a duck etc etc

[gunpowder-tim]

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#having a bad time rn. dont know how to fix it. think i know what brought it on and hate that. will not avoid that in tbe future though. #yeah so what i managed to trigger myself and now i wanna sh. not like anyone fucking cares #(rralistically ik thats not true but also im not fucking talking to anyone abt my feelings and i will block u if u try) #and ik sleep would help bc its past midninght but. i dknt wanna do that. bc i dont like sleeping #esp not when i feel like this #this is all so fucking stupid and i hate it #and i just realized something else thats making this all be worse than it would be at any other time #fuck #fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[swagyna]

you guys im out here. and i wish i wasn't. i wish i could rewind to 15 minutes ago before remembering this shit.

it's all coming back to me. why, WHY am i talking to her still.

#am i a masochist?! #wtaf is wrong w me #no ik exactly why i still talk to her but i can't be arsed to hash that out rn #i am HAUNTED and PLAGUED by these memories #its so surreal bc it feels like im having a flashback. like im actually experiencing that awful interaction again #it's making my skin crawl and it's not even like that bad compared to other shit I've been thru but this is really getting me #gonna kms #this is true mental anguish #it's like. fucking cringe #that's what this is #pure. unadulterated. cringe.

[sleepy-vix]

Craving academic validation and being a gifted kid burnout is honestly so hard sometimes because i could genuinely enjoy a subject for once but if i don't get atleast an A then i will stop enjoying it and it will no longer be my favourite subject because i have this stupid voice in my head saying i have to be the best at everything i enjoy otherwise i'm not allowed to enjoy it

#sleepy vix #it's funny because it's true #me with history and science #i still enjoy history but i think i did bad on the exam so idk #and science i used to enjoy until i got a B and i stopped liking it #idk i just get so embarrassed and i hate myself for it and ik its stupid but i cant help it #im clinging onto english for dear life because its the only subject i have straight As in still #what happened to me? i used to be in the highest math groups in primary school and i used to get easy As on science #im so fucking mediocre now

[linogram]

ppl in the tags of the crush post being like "not counting that tho bc we were 10" like i didnt even have that, no one has ever had a crush on me, no ones even ever fake asked me out (which would suck, but no ones ever even pretended to be interested in me which i dont want, but its like im not even good enough to be fake liked) and i feel bad abt feeling this way bc i shouldnt care, but its so hard to not when the entire world puts so much importance on relationships and i get ppl telling me im cute/pretty, i look in the mirror and think im cute/pretty, i get ppl assuming im in a relationship w someone (idek why bc one guy was a literal stranger), ive had someone basically imply that ppl have/have had crushes on me, and yet ive never been in a relationship, never been on a date, never asked out, and never confessed to, not even in a joking way

#🍯 talks #its just hard to feel like the compliments are true #even tho bc i have confidence in how i look and like it #i literally stare at myself in the mirror in awe #like yes i think im pretty #when no ones actually done anything #like sure u think im pretty #but none of u think im pretty enough to want to date #not that id say yes either #and ik im not intimidating either #its just so many conflicting emotions #i feel bad for feeling this way but i also cant help it #and it feels like im alone in it #bc everyone else is easily in a relationship #while im on the side line like yay! happy for u! #ig im just lucky to be at a point where i like how i look #and the ppl who do get show interest just dont get it #going on and on abt self love #like shut the fuck up #self love doesnt do shit in terms of other ppl being interested in u #saying to ask them out first #im aro i dont get crushes #who am i supposed to ask out???? seo changbin? #i would btw