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opt1gan · 4 months
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:)
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chongoblog · 3 months
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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”
The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”
Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”
Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”
Me: “Oh….well…thanks”
Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”
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trudlejack · 2 months
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(+part 2)
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frostedpuffs · 6 months
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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xekstrin · 8 months
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RE: talking to conservative parents, I’ve found a good method to de-worming their brains is to not get riled up, just act a little bored and remind them “the news cycle only shows salacious stuff. They want you to be mad and scared because it makes you easier to control. Think about it for a second. Do you REALLY believe everything they have to say?” Or “you can’t believe everything you read or see on the internet. Remember, they earn money every time you click on their video.”
And especially when my dad starts getting huffy about Prices or Artists He Doesn’t Like, I tell him “that’s the beauty of capitalism. they have a product to sell and the freedom of expression if you don’t like it you don’t have to buy it.”
Might not work for everyone but dad’s KRYPTONITE especially is saying “but dad that’s capitalism! You LOVE capitalism!” And he either has to stop complaining or admit capitalism is bad and so far I haven’t lost
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paulthebukkit · 6 months
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how did we put up with this for like a decade
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1-7776 · 4 days
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This is makign me sick why are the devs taking off his hat every frame and putting it back just to do it again for the rest of his life. do you think its funny? you sickos you freaks leave him alone you dont deserve him
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emberglowfox · 11 months
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also
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dinoserious · 21 days
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a few shadow gira sketches
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toyducks · 2 months
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made my own prefall/angel lucifer design
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pseudophan · 4 months
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anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)
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amphibianaday · 3 months
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day 1527
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YIPPEE YAHOO TRANS PEOPLE RISE UP!!!!!
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ashleyloob · 4 months
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this can't just be me but do you ever hear a YouTubers voice and immediately click off because you just can't stand how they sound and don't know why. even if the content itself is fine
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greykolla-art · 2 months
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Circus devil and a taxidermy deer start a podcast together!
Or: my Hazbin hotel dreamcore au.😂
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finleycannotdraw · 10 months
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I JUST THINK THAT. THEY.
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