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understandableparadox · 9 months

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Charub Blogs: Side A, kratamis

HELLO WORTHLESS HUMANS, I AM COMMUNICATING WITH YOUR SHIT TEIR WORLD FROM A SAFE LOCATION. THE COMMUNICATIONS FROM HERE ON OUT TO HOPEFULLY ESTABLISH AN EMOTIONAL BOUND BETWEEN ME AND THE LISTERNERS, I SHALL FOSTER THE "PARASOCIAL" RELATIONSHIP. THUS WHEN I MANAGE TO ESCAPE THIS "SAFE LOCATION", YOU WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO WELCOME ME, YOUR NEW FAVORITE CONTENT CREATOR AS YOUR NEW SUPER COOL BEST FRIEND AND UNDISPUTED RULER.

NOW LET US BEGIN, THE CONTENT THAT i BRING TO YOU IS THUS!!!

I WILL BE REVIEWING THE MEDIA YOU HUMANS HAVE MANAGED TO CREATE. SOME OF IT WILL DO NOTHING MORE THEN TURN MY GOD DAMN STOMACHS, BUT IN INTREST OF RULEING OVER YOU, I SHALL WITHSTAND IT. YOU MAY NOW APPLAUD MY MOTHERFUCKING BRAVERY.

HERE IS MY FIRST MOVIE

ITS CALLED "RASH-O-MON".

I DONT THINK I WAS SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS ONE FIRST TO GET INTO HUMAN CINEMA, I FEEL LIKE IM MISSING ALOT AND LEARNING WAY TO MUCH AT THE SAME TIME. BUT GIVEN THE UTTER POWER OF MY BRAIN i CAN COMPREHEND IT ANYWAYS.

AS I UNDERSTAND IT, ITS A STORY OF THE CONCEPT OF A LIE AND I GUESS WHAT ITS USED FOR? EACH STORY THEY TELL IS A LIE BUT TO SERVE A DIFFERENT PURPOSE?

FUCK, I GUESS I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT ITS ABOUT? UH... A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES SIT AROUND IN A RAIN STORM TALKING ABOUT A REAL FUCKED UP STORY THEY ALL HEARD SLASH WERE PART OF SLASH SAW WITH THEIR OWN EYES. COOL YOU KNOW EVERYTHING NOW, ITS LIKE A "ANTHOLOGY" BUT ITS THE SAME FUCKING STORY.

ANYWAYS THEY ALL LIE BECAUSE THEY ALL WANT SOMETHING OUT OF TELLING THE LIE, RIGHT?

SO BANDIT BITCH LIES BECAUSE HE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE SOME SAUVE BADASS OR WHATEVER

THE WOMAN LIES BECAUSE OF SOMETHING, IM NOT SURE YET. i THINK ITS BECAUSE SHES NOT HAPPY WITH HER ACTIONS IN THE STORY SO SHE WANTS TO PRETEND THAT SHE DID THE RIGHT THING, WHICH HONESTLY NEAT. OBJECTIVLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO, IF YOU FUCKED UP? NO YOU DIDNT. YOUR FORCE OF WILL SHALL ERASE THAT FUCK UP, THE FUCK UP FUCKED UP BY TRYING TO ATTACH ITSELF TO YOU.

THE SAMURAI LIES BECAUSE HE FELT LAME, WHICH HE KINDA WAS? HUMAN EXPERTS, EXPLAIN TO ME IF SAMURAIS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THIS LAME WHEN EVER CONVIENT TO ME.

THEN THE WOOD CUTTER WHO WAS THERE TELLS A WHOLE DIFFERENT THING WERE EVERYONE INVOLVED SUCKS, THE PRIEST FINDS A BABY AND FLIPS SHIT BUT THATS ABOUT IT.

ITS A GOOD MOVIE. i THINK, I AM UNSURE OF THE MOVIES QUALITY BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE VARY FIRST HUMAN MOVIE I EVER WATCHED AND I THINK THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

THERE. YOU HAVE RECIVED "CONTENT", YOU MAY HELP IN THE CREATION OF NEW "CONTENT" BY GIVING ME SUGGESTIONS OF WHAT MOVIES TO REVIEW. YOUR PARTICIPATION WILL BE REWARDED BY SPECIAL TITLES IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER.

#homestuck #movies #rashomon

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k-wame · 2 years

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the brilliant lines they keep giving this character 👏👏👏👏

#emmerdale #emmerdaleedit #ben tucker #aaron dingle #ben x aaron #aaron x ben #simon lennon #danny miller #lgbtq+#gay #lgbtedit #lgbt #gay couple #beautiful men #attention to the needs of others to protect yourself is a sign of childhood trauma #and i don't know if the writers had that in mind when they gave ben this dialogue #but im pretending they do thus im applauding

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briefinternetlady · 5 years

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You’ve got to make a conscious choice every day to shed the old – whatever “the old” means for you. -Sarah Ban Breathnach #Haechi has the habit of breaking its viewers heart & mending it,last night eps were so blue yet the the storyline is becoming more gripping.of course,i bet that #JungIlWoo will win many acting awards just for doing this.🧸 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yeoning( YN) stopped the medicines given to the king & they all investigate the poisoning that happened.the conference lead by him was absorbing,the disciples pointing him as intentionally killing the king was fierce yet YN's stance was fiercer.Min's advice was appealing.YN catching all the blame was sad.Moonsoo(MS) looking for Bokdan & asking Dalmoon(DM) for help was a thrilling plot.Yeoji is so back,yes!so Yeoji was on secret training to become a court lady,nice!her alliance w/the queen is exciting.i liked how the production think of a great way for #GoAra 's comeback,in making her play such role,Ara will have less movement thus helping her recovery.that scene that Yeoji was looking afar to YN & reminiscing the past,that was heart rendering.MS & Tan confrontation was nerve wracking.love how the 2 gave their all on such, #KwoonYool controlling his anger waa daebak.the decision of YN to administer such drug was captivating.YN position always in danger,that was countless times already.i love the taking of responsibilty stuff,very inspiring.MS reporting to YN about Tan's trap plan,aww,MS concern & love for YN is love.DM finally realized that her lady is just pretending,grr.YN & king last convo,gosh,that was a real heart wrenching.and when the king told YN to let him go,yeah,im always the crying baby kdramafan. #jilwww acting at the death of his hyungnim was really applaudable,im in awe.the mourning of everyone in the palace was impressive,did they all went for acting workshop?.🤔👍 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #parkhoon#hanseunghyun#actor#choice#thinking#lettinggo#friendship#truelove#mind#mindset #mindfullness#past#future#decision#heart#great#kdrama#koreandrama#한국드라마#드라마#한류#해치#consciousness#positivethinking ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ p.s heard the news that #xiumin is enlisting this May as confirmed by sm entertainment,that was really shocking!😭💙 (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwBqjVwJmLt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b84sygilh8ju

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maspwinj2 · 7 years

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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen

and welcome to the #543138 J2 PR debacle and definetely the craziest one to date!

Disclaimer : im not pretending i know better than anyone, these are just my thoughts and really i don’t care about being right or wrong because whatever the truth is about this « baby mama drama » j2 will always be gay and in love and that’s all i care about

Warning : some rambling is to be expected but i hope i expressed my point clearly enough

This is all brought to you by lollie’s facebook announcement and the fact that her baby was born on ALMOST the same day as gen and that the baby’s name comes from the SAME ballet as gen’s daughter, so if you think that there’s no link between jared, gen and lollie and think this is all some coincidences sorry but you are naive as fuck

if you’re interested you’re very welcome to click on the read more

Let’s take a look at our possibilities :

The « Gen was actually pregnant »

Ok so i’ll stop you right there i’m not gonna go back on that, if you think that woman was pregnant i can’t help you and you should rewatch the previous episodes to see that you are incorrect but just a little reminder that this woman, lollie, looks exactly like gen, is pregnant at the same time and gives birth with a one day difference and in the same city and the only reason we know about this woman is because someone saw her facetiming jared, a sighting that was promptly followed by family pics posted by gen danneel and jared at the same time to divert attention and did i mention that even before that, people already saw the weirdness of gen’s belly and suspected she wasn’t pregnant ? bonus point for her photoshopped belly pic on instagram

The « lollie had twins, gave one to J/G and kept one for herself »

Ok let’s imagine there are twins, im not talking about who’s the father of who idc that’s their problem but just the idea that J/G get one kid and lollie gets the other and so lollie makes an announcement and we learn about it … Don’t you see the problem here? lollie making an announcement on facebook, a platform that hats already had access to (that’s how we learnt that jared and lollie knew each other from a long time), an announcement that if we learnt about, it would make a lot of us think there are twins and so more importantly that gen was NOT carrying and so it’s a proof that she was lying all along. do you really think pr would be ok with that? with all the trouble they had to show she was pregnant (kelly show, photoshop pic, photoshoots with bumps) you think they would let lollie who has all the attention from hats thinking shes the surrogate, literally tell us her kid was born at more or less the same time as gen’s ???

It completely goes against the hiding of the surrogacy!! With this post and with showing that the baby is born almost on the same day and with a similar name they are hinting that they could be twins but if that’s really what they wanted then why not give the real date? (and please don’t give me that born before and after midnight, yeah sure again coincidences always coincidences come on) and why would they want to show that they’re twins since the purpose of all this is to make people believe GEN WAS PREGNANT !! why the fuck would they allow lollie to basically post that her baby was born on almost the same day as gen’s and with a matching name ??!!! that doesn’t make a lick of sense in a pr point of view !!!! do you really think they were like « oh lollie you wanna post about your twin being born on almost the same day as gen’s and showing everyone they have a matching name ? oh yeah go girl !! no problem !! the tinhats will NEVER know about it we’re safe !!! » you think they would let her do that? take such a huge risk? i don’t

They want to keep the surrogacy a secret and any pr person with a brain who knows that we know about lollie the surogate would tell her to NOT post about the birth and if lollie really wanted to post it then DO NOT POST the date of birth and DO NOT POST the fucking name !!! (just phoning her loved ones and telling them the details would be enough) that throws a huge spotlight on the similarity with gen and her daughter! If they truly were twins she wouldn’t have posted about it on fucking facebook where pr PERFECTLY knows that we’re gonna hear about it, they know there is someone who sends us info from lollies private facebook! they would have never done that if there were real twins

By posting it (or maybe it’s fake and the anon made that up to drive us crazy) they WANTED us to see it! and if they wanted to just prove lollie had a baby they wouldn’t have posted the date of birth and the name that are so similar to gen’s baby! and im fucking rambling right now but they can’t be twins, they wouldn’t have let her post about it with such revealing details if they truly were

And why would lollie accept to have the baby called after the evil character ? the witch? that’s just weird

So anyway, no twins (imo) which leads us to

The « there’s one baby and they’re fucking with us » aka the one i believe in if you couldn’t tell already lol

So basically this facebook anoouncement is pure trolling, they know that we know so they’re trolling us like « oh look ! gen had her baby just ONE day after Lollie ! And they’re naming their daughters from characters of the same ballet and those characters are ones that are mistaken as each other in the piece ! And lollie’s kid is named after the « evil » and « fake » one when gen’s kid is named after the « good » and « real » one just like lollie could be considered like a « fake » Gen ! And the two characters are played by the SAME PERSON in the ballet ! Aren’t all those coincidences very funny ? yeah twist your little brains to try and find an answer !»

But there’s no answer, it’s PURE TROLLING, by sending this facebook announcement to hats, they wanted to confuse and tease us and make us all look batshit insane !!

Let’s see it like this : before this facebook post it was either 1gen’s pregnant, 2she’s not there’s a surrogate, 3she’s not the surrogate is lollie

But 1 was not believable because of all the changing baby bumps and the weirdness surrounding those gen’s pic and 3 was VERY believable because after we found lollie there was a het fest on SM and just last week there was a drop of a pic of lollie with a dog that looked like arlo (around the same time where gen posted a pic of jared with arlo) saying she was no longer pregnant and in seattle AND soon after jared goes around showing pics of his daughter to fans AND when we know the date of birth we realise that jensen posted the only video of JJ ever on the 17th (maybe as a celebration) and he was seen very early in austin to have proof that « oh no he was totally not with jared the day of the birth !! hoho we are geniuses no one can see through our schemes hoho »

And after the announcement it’s like

1 if lollie has a baby then gen really is pregnant we now believe the narrative (most likely hats who changed their mind) 2 gen still not pregnant we don’t know the surrogate, it’s definitely not lollie, everything weird thing reguarding her is a coincidence 3 but if it’s not lollie then why the matching names?? and how can they have such close dates of birth?? how can this be a coincidence?

And now the new one 4 : not pregnant, lollie is the surrogate, there are twins and the not on the same day is just a coincidence, we weren’t supposed to see lollie’s facebook post, it’s just one more pr fail,they wouldn’t make a fake announcement

So this announcement’s only goal is to divide and confuse us even MORE that’s why i think it’s just pr trolling and manipulating us and there’s just one baby and they’re fucking with us as revenge for finding out about lollie and it works! those fucking assholes

Maybe I’m reaching but i really don’t think some people are nearer to the truth than some others because all the elements we have now with that new info are just confusing and if I was part of jared’s pr team that’s EXACTLY the kind of petty sneaky thing i’d do to troll those hats who almost ruined my plan (because we were NOT supposed to find out about lollie)

I didn’t expect to see THIS level of crazy in a small fandom like this one, but from my experience in the larry fandom it doesn’t surprise me that pr would go as far as to set up a fake baby announcement for the surrogate to eliminate the rumours of surrogacy or troll and confuse the people not swallowing the narrative and thus protect the heterosexuality of a guy so i know what i say sounds crazy but to me it’s the proof that PR won, they check mated us and all we can do is accept that we will never know the truth about this matter nor sound sane while talking about it. Because whenever we’re gonna talk about it, there’s always gonna be something that doesn’t make sense and no one will ever be able to agree with anyone.

If i could meet the person who thought of this, I’d applaud them, I’m pissed but i’d applaud them

So GG Good Game you sure kept the best for last, see you next time

PS : I really want to know why when i look lollie’s name on facebook i can’t find her at all ? Is it possible to erase your name from the facebook search tool ? because please do not exclude the possibility that this announcement is fake and someone is trying to mess with us (So to me it’s either an internet troll who fucks with us or it’s pr who fucks with us thanks to this anon who has access to lollie’s facebook...but im more leaning towards pr)

#j2 are gay and thats something pr will never be able to hide since it’s j2 themselves who fuck up the most lol #im so mad that they got us and managed to spread doubt and so much confusion with just one made up info #god damn it #i really have nothing else to add they just won #anyway this better be over now #im gonna throw away my black swan dvd #please just PLEASE let this be over so i can go to sleep #my stuff

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