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halliescomut · 1 year

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KimChay MixTape excerpt

So, I've just been writing scenes as they come to my head, but I had one that I just needed to share right away. For context this is a scene where Chay gets upset after going to the minor family house and witnessing Vegas and Pete teaching a 5 year old Venice how to get out of having his hands tied (they've made it a kind of game) and it ends up as an impromptu family meeting with the Kittisawat brothers fully baffled at why the Theerapanyakuls are okay with teaching this to a five year old.

Chay: It's weird you guys, I don't understand why you think a five year old needs to know that?!?

Pete: Almost six.

Vegas: Show of hands- who here has been kidnapped?

Everyone raises their hands.

Chay, with an exasperated sigh: I swear to God, I don't know how I ended up in this family.

Please also enjoy this poor photoshop of the moment (meaning I did this in MS Paint in about 10 minutes.)

#incorrect kinnporsche quotes #but is it really incorrect #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #KimChay MixTape #Poor Chay #but also poor everyone #they've all been kidnapped at least once #idk and idc what canon might say #but it is confirmed at least half in canon

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Dick, at Damian soccer game, watching from the sidelines: Wooo! Let’s go Dami!

Random lady: Oh is he your son?

Dick, touched: Oh ha, he’s actually my brother!

*Later*

Dick, hanging out with Tim: Come on we should get ice cream.

Random Guy: Oh out for some father son bonding time?

Dick, grasping at the thought of looking old enough to have a college aged son: w h a t

#incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #tim drake #red robin #nightwing #dick grayson #damian wayne #robin #dick: Do I really look that old Timmy?

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july-19th-club · 1 year

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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out #i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity #but me i like to chill out.#and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed #at the thought that others might want to see me working #if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do #catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries #for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day?#or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk #not in the slightest #but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior #that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation #this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age #and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative

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ruushes · 2 months

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consulting the giving-yourself-a-superhero-name expert 💀🗡️

#nox #wyll ravengard #bg3 #screaming crying throwing up trying to develop a quicker style and somehow still ending up w a light source and a background #me getting this dialog like ‘oh i have a cute idea I’ll make it really quick :0)’ EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER #my art

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your-royal-momoness · 10 months

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Zuko: well, if I was the blue spirit

Zuko: AND I’M NOT

Sokka: *suspiciously and reluctantly crosses out Zuko’s name on his list of possible blue spirit suspects*

#Sokka with his detective gear on and waving his pipe at Zuko: WHAT’S YOUR ALIBI #Zuko: blue’s not really my color tbh #Sokka: yea that’s true #zuko: what’s THAT supposed to mean??#atla #trashbending #Sokka #zuko #zukka #avatar the last airbender #incorrect quotes

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im-still-watching-anime · 3 months

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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

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okthisway · 3 months

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Gale's intimidation check

#bloodweave #astarion #gale #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3edit #incorrect bg3 #bg3 crack #my gifs #these are really fun to make!! takes forever to find fitting moments though #i wish i could draw! but it would take 1 million years too so #sticking with gifs for now

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p1nkshield · 1 year

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Bruce being just as guilty of introducing Jason to people like he is but a small little guy.

Bruce at gala supporting youth literary comprehension programs: Have you met my son Jason? As stubborn as kids can be I managed to get him to attend.

Beneficiary: oh that’s wonderful! Does your son enjoy literature?

Bruce: oh absolutely! That’s what convinced him to even come! He has so many respectable hobbies for someone his age. Kids these days rarely find value in the classics but not Jason! Honestly he reads more, and more in depth, than I do! He’s a little mechanic too! When I first saw him he was trying to take the tires off my car with a lug wrench that was bigger than him! It was quite a sight and a rather unconventional way to meet your son but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Beneficiary, blinks as they try to process all the proud dad info: …well that’s lovely, we have some activities for the children of the donors so that none of them get too bored!

Bruce: that’s great! I’ll let him know. Jason, can you come here for a moment?

A very tall, wide, and muscular man turns around and raises an eyebrow.

What a coincidence, that dude must also be named Jason.

He walks towards them

Jason: what do you want old man?

What

Bruce: there are activities at that table if you’re bored.

Huh

Jason: thanks for the memo but I’m not exactly at coloring book age anymore remember?

Bruce: I suppose you’re right :(

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #the table is set up with those baby chairs meant for kindergartners #Jason eventually gets bored enough that he does color something for a while #Bruce put it on the fridge #bruce is a good dad #hes pretty quiet but ask him about his kids and hoo boy #he was very sad when he realized he doesn’t really need coloring books anymore :(#batman #red hood

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shipping-all-ships · 25 days

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Lu Ten: I'm sorry to say this, kiddos, but your father has passed away. Zuko(10): *bursts into tears* Azula(8): *shocked* How...how did father die? Lu Ten: Uhh (Flasback to Lu Ten shoving Ozai out the window) Lu Ten: Assassin. Lu Ten: With more arm strength than he thought he had.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #incorrect quotes #lu ten #azula #zuko #lu ten lives au #it really was an accident he just wanted to shove ozai into the window as a warning not cause a murder #i saw someone say lu ten and iroh inherited the tree trunk arms and everyone else in the family is a twink and I agree #probably part of the fire lord lu ten au

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sparring-spirals · 2 months

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what kind of show is gamechanger? what's the point? well-

#this is obviously incorrect bc gamechanger is not usually for Getting Sam. thats Breaking News.#dropout #gamechanger #game changer #brennan lee mulligan #sam reich #oscar montoya #ally beardsley #video #not cr #shitpost #the out of focus dancing really just. yeah.#finally saw the tag and realized someone else had alreadyclipped almost this exact portion. oops. valid though. excellent clip

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Jason: the Batfam member I see most as my brother is Tim

Dick: What!!! That's no fair, I should be your brotherly-ist brother!

Dick: No offense Timmy.

Dick, turning back to Jason: But I am the one who has been your brother longest, I helped you kill that druglord, I even gave you some of my cookie dough last week!

Bruce: uhhh, back to the druglord thing-

Steph: You shared your cookie dough with him!

Jason: Sorry Dick, but there is one thing that makes you brothers more than anything else, not blood, or time, but...

Jason and Tim at the same time: Contempt

Jason: I have contempt for Tim, like all siblings should. Really the only thing I love more than hating Tim is shit talking other people with Tim. That form of contempt is how siblings bond and I will just say, surprisingly I love bonding with Tim even more than I love terrorizing Tim

Tim: aww, I didn't know we were that close

Jason, panicking cause he doesn't wanna ruin their dynamic: *punches Tim in the gut and runs out*

Tim, shouting after him: You can't take it back now, you ass

Jason: *turns around while running to give Tim the middle finger*

#dick really wants to bond with jason by shittalking people but jason refuses to let that happen #dick starts showing up wherever Jason is to start shit talking people with him so jason is just quiet until he looks over at dick and goes #'I cant wait to tell Tim about this' and dick is just like 'NO DONT SHIT TALK ABOUT ME TO TIM'#cause like half of shit talking other people with siblings is just shit talking about another family member #one time Dick walks in on Tim and Jason shit talking someone and it's like those scenes in soap operas where the person was just cheated on #dick just sees being the 'most brother-like brother' to his brothers as being the favorite and he really wants to be the favorite #but he is trying too hard so the others are just like nah its something that is just spontaneously formed you can't force it #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #batfam #bat family #stephanie brown

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sodamnbored · 10 months

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In New Rome Pre-HoO:

Jason: Here, brought you something.

Nico, confused: A yogurt?

Jason, kindly: I wanted to make you feel more at home here.

Nico: Why would a yogurt make me feel at home?

Jason, tapping the lid: It’s Greek-style.

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random-twst-things · 4 months

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: How petty can you get?

Idia: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT

Idia: And the things, you'll never know which arguments you would've won

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: DAMNIT! ARE YOU SERIOUS IDIA?!

Idia, very smug and grinning: HEHEHEHE, yes, very much so

Dividers from @/cafekitsune

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galaxymagitech · 4 months

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Bruce: I will turn my pain into strength. You will regret what you did when I bring the full force of justice upon those who hurt me and others.

Dick: I was hurt, and I am a hero. These can’t be completely separate, but they aren’t the same. Pain inspired me to become Robin, but is no longer the reason I fight.

Jason: If I can hurt bad people like how I was hurt, I’ll be strong enough not to be hurt anymore and no good people will be hurt ever again.

Tim: I’m not hurt. I’m fine. What are you talking about? No, of course I’m not in denial. Please, I need to believe this.

Steph: Anyone who hurts me’s gonna regret it. The past sucked, but it made me strong. I’m too awesome not to keep fighting.

Cass: No more hurting. I will protect.

Damian: I was incompetent enough to allow myself to be hurt. I will not make that mistake again. If you get in my way and are hurt it is—what does Drake say?—a skill issue.

Barbara: Doing good things sometimes causes pain, but I will do them anyway. I will stop threats to prevent my allies and friends from getting hurt.

Duke: No one else will be hurt like I was. We need to work together to protect ourselves and our communities from being hurt.

#I feel like this really sums them up #batman #dcu #dc comics #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #batfamily #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #but make it philosophical

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5-pounds-of-carrots · 11 days

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arguably there is something wrong w both of them either way but no matter 🤷‍♀️

#incorrect svsss #mxtx #svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #it really does apply to both of them equally tho lol

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black-lone-knight · 1 year

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It's been two days since Dick’s arrival at the Wayne Manor. Currently Dick is holding a magazine with a picture of him and Bruce on its cover.

Dick: What's a DILF?

Bruce, chocks on his tea: What?!

Dick, shows the cover: Here, it says you're a DILF.

Bruce: Ah, it means...

Bruce: ...

Bruce: a Dad who Is Loving and Fantastic.

...

Months later.

Superman: Batman has told me a lot about you.

Dick as Robin, enthusiastic: He has?

Superman: Yes, your Dad loves you so much.

Robin: Holy hotdogs! He's a real DILF.

Superman:

Superman: Oh yeah... He certainly is.

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