#but it made me laugh so

[incorrectnessduskwood]

MC: Hey, Jake? Jake, playing a video game: What? MC: Can I share something with you from earlier today? Jake: Wh- what is it, MC? MC: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Jake: Mhm. MC: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend? Jake: Yeah? MC: Your response. Jake: *trying not to laugh* MC: At 9:30 in the morning. MC: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit" Jake: *laughing* MC: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization. Jake: You just made me dieeee… MC: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." MC: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you. MC: "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man" Jake: *wheezing with laughter* MC: I respond "Jake, you're scaring me." An hour passes- MC: You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg" MC: Then "im very tired" Jake: *struggling to breathe* MC: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, Jake, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-" MC: IMMEDIATE response, like, I'm talking 5 seconds later. MC: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" MC: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later. Jake: *falling over with laughter* MC: "FUCKING MARK ZUCKERBERG."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect duskwood quotes #jake #hacker boy #duskwood jake #mc #duskwood mc #duskwood #duskwood everbyte #everbyte studios #no #i dont know what this is either #but it made me laugh so

[lotidge]

I've seen Humans are odd/weird/Strange. But my most favorite Subcategory is: Humans are deathworlders. It's fictional Planetary class system I've seen been used. And Earth is categorized as a level 12 deathworld.

(Deathworlds are planets where survival would be difficult for normal people due to the high rate of natural disasters, and I think local Flora and Fauna that's dangerous etc.)

Some alien douch: Look at the Green Paladin and tell me there's a god

Pidge: *in gremlin voice* They made me in their own image

#mod hess #earth is space australia #I got this sound from tiktok #i dont know what its originally from #but it made ME laugh so

[flysafepapi]

Clark: Connor! Jon!

Connor: Aw, for Christ's sake!

Clark: I said you could invite one friend to the reception! One!

Jon: Dad, they don't come separately.

Damian: Yeah, we're pack animals, Mr. Kent.

Tim: I love your hat, Mrs. Kent.

Lois: Thanks, kid.

Damian, under his breath: Dickhead.

#is this out of character? yes #do I care? no #this is for one specific mutual in particular #but it made me laugh so #incorrect batkids #with cameos from the Kents #clark kent #jon kent #connor kent #tim drake #damian wayne #lois lane

[orrsoared]

forbort’s bombs tonight:

#bruins lb #I have no idea what I mean by this #but I found this in my camera roll - no idea where it’s from #but it made me laugh so

[writinghoursopen]

Writing prompt #918

“I’ve never seen anyone as pretty as you. … You’re weird though.”

#i dont remember where i got this from #but it made me laugh so #dialogue prompt #creative writing #daily writing prompt #write #writers #writing #writing exercise #writing prompt #writing prompts #writer's block #writing inspiration

[linklethehistorian]

are you a lainpilled mulchmaxxing sister of the loam and also do u consider urself a fujoshi

idk if you're american but happy mulchmas sister of the loam i hope ur harvest of red 40 is bountiful

After an insane amount of googling, I can fairly safely say I am not lainpilled, no, I have never seen the anime it refers to — I’m sorry.

As for the rest, even after research I still don’t understand what the mulcmaxxing sister of the loam thing is but happy mulchmas to you too, I suppose, even though I’ve no idea what it is and doubt I am a part of it. 😂

As for the fujoshi bit, no, I wouldn’t say I identify as a fujoshi; I don’t think that the term fits me for a…variety of reasons, but nevertheless I don’t really care what people ship or why, as long as they aren’t harassing others about it.

#linklethehistorian #my thoughts #thoughts #ask #anon #mulchmaxxing anon #someone please help I am so confused #but it made me laugh so #good on y’all ig #ily anon #may your harvest of red 40 be bountiful??? Ig???

[cookiedoughmeagain]

So lately my tendency to see Haven everywhere is being applied to Burn Notice, where the three main characters seem like three different sides of Duke Crocker:

Michael: The serious, do the right thing, trying not to be his father's son, side

Fiona: The rules are made to be broken, looks fantastic in any outfit, side

Sam: The flirty, lets just have a drink and chill out, side

#burn notice #haven syfy #I know there is zero audience for this #but it made me laugh so

[hojlundaise]

the transition im crying

#this made me laugh so much i have to have it on here #looks like bruno being subbed out

[deimosatellite]

o yea bird guy

#that made me laugh so much ty luffy #imagine ur law and ur beefing w this guy your whole life and luffy goes ''o yea bird guy" #one piece #almost to dressrosa im on the last few eps of punk hazard now #monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

#no thoughts just ed and his emotional support bunny #i felt like a genius coming up with stede bunnet this better make you laugh #because im still giggling over it #praying that his name is anything close to this because i need it #fun fact my bunny who sadly passed away in 2020 looked exactly like the one ed adopts and it made me cry a bit seeing that scene #her name was soe and I changed my username for her #she was the most prcious baby she got me through all the hardships #so I believe stede bunnet can do that for ed too #ofmd #ofmd 2 #our flag means death #our flag means death 2 #ofmd fanart #edward teach #taika waititi #blackbeard #ofmd 2 fanart #my art #digital art

[project-sonadow]

based on this:

#project draws #sonadow #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sorry this image immediately made me want to throw up from laughing so i had to draw it

[flimflamfranky]

hi buddy

#one piece #opfanart #opla #luffy #monkey d luffy #this live action thing has been so weird cuz ive been seeing one piece in so place i don't see one piece things #i got an ad for it. on a PODCAST. it was so shocking it made me laugh so hard #my stuff #thepilotsart

[yesokayiknow]

absolutely obsessed with how people who love clara oswald talk about her

and they're right <3

#people who hate clara: she's so manipulative and toxic and obsessive and controlling and just the worst #people who love clara: she's so manipulative and toxic and obsessive and controlling and just the worst #doctor who #these are all from my clara bday text post meme bc they all made me laugh dsakjldasjkldjsa #clara oswald

[tangerinesteve]

thinking about eddie getting arrested one night by Hopper and officer whats-his-face and when they turn their backs on him for a second he fucking bolts.

hands cuffed behind his back he books it down the street and they're both chasing him, and it plays out like the scene from super bad, neither of them can catch him cuz he's wicked fast and they just end up panting in the middle of the road as he jangles his way into the distance, Hopper with his hands on his knees, gasping for breathe like "he's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive."

#this just popped into my head while i was trying to sleep and made me laugh #so it must be posted #eddie munson #jim hopper #mine

[mwagneto]

genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die

#found it last night and it's the funniest thing ive ever seeeeeen it made me laugh so #much i couldn't stop coughing for hours afterwards but it was literally worth it. help mee #kei te mare tonu ahau :( it's been over a weeeeek smashes phone #te reo māori #aotearoa #barking #sorry for 2 a/otearoa posts within 24 hours i try to limit it to like once a month at most so i #dont seem insane but these were both relevant rn🙈 #once a month thing is a joke i dont count it but like. yknow #languages #te wiki o te reo māori

[brain-in-a-skin-suit]

a bangin’ email sign off from felix

#email #email sign off #i really don’t know what to tag this as #but it made me laugh so