#but it’s fun to go ‘’men are cute anyway bye’’

[gojocumdumpster]

Black leather jacket.

Type of story:🎂

Afab reader

Warnings: Club, smoke, eren flirting with you and gripping them ass cheeks

Hope y’all enjoy IM SO FUCKING LAZY TO RIGHT SHITTT😭💀

Should I do a part 2?

“Stop being such a Pussy and just do it!” you were on the phone with your best friend, she was trying to convince you to go out by yourself. She couldn’t make it because she was out of town, she gave you pros and cons about going about by yourself. “You should definitely check out that one bar/club it’s called Shameless, there’s a bunch of cute dudes over there especially the ones at the bar drinking whisky!” continuously your best friend kept talking about all the cute men and how good the club is, but was it really all that? “Oh and the place is by Sunset Blvd 1823, it’s downtown by the stadium across the steakhouse. On and on your best friend kept talking, “Also. Why are you going you never go places, I literally have to drag you out of your apartment just to party or do anything. You’re such an introvert, anyways have fun my flight is here call me how it went love you bye.” Beep! “Why does she always do that” rolling your eyes.

You got up and headed to your closet, “I barely have nothing to wear..” you said clearly avoiding that one dress. “Fuck it” you grabbed it and looked at it disgustingly this was the dress (<— link) your best friend had picked this out for you but you never worn it she also bought you these black heels that you could barely walk in she taught you how to walk like a supermodel and those ankles were bruised by the time you were done. You put the dress on and did your makeup that’s like the only thing you actually can do right, your bestie is always saying that. The current time is 7:10pm you put on your makeup, dress and heels. You walk out the door with your purse on one shoulder and your phone and car keys in the other, you hopped in your car and put the address in your phone and drove off. “Turn right on Sunset boulevard street 1823, your destination is to your right.” you followed the instructions your phone gave you as you turned on the street. As your best friend said “it’s across from the Steakhouse” you looked to your left and yes was she right, it was across from the Steakhouse.

You slowly examined the club you saw people outside the club talking and a security guard checking ID’s and there it was the pink neon sign that said SHAMELESS, you pulled into the parking lot by the club and put your car in park. You took a deep breathe as you turned off your car, took your car keys and headed out. You pulled your dress down and walked to the club entrance, “May I see your ID Ma’am? the security said in a stern voice looking at you. “O- oh yea sure!” you scrambled in your purse pulling out your ID to show him. “Enjoy your time” he nodded. “Thanks.” you walked in, there was music playing in the background and thick air of smoke flooding the room from all the people vaping and smoking but the longer you were in there you couldn’t smell it as much. You texted your bestie you had made it and put your phone up, you smiled at all the people as they looked at how you the dressed hugged your body. You were getting stares from left to right, good and bad ones the bad ones were mostly the girls jealous of you but you didn’t let that affect you.

You continued exploring the place as you saw the bar, there you saw a bunch of people drinking and talking to there friends but there was this feeling you felt when someone was staring at you. You look around to see who it was until you looked back at the bar and made eye contact with this guy with low lidded green eyes with a messy man bun and a black leather jacket.shit ion his eye color to confusing And oh boy was he fine, you quickly looked away as you got flustered from the eye contact you felt his eye’s piercing your soul. You saw from the corner of your eye as he chuckled smirking turning his head the other direction, you continued exploring and having a fun time dancing, singing the songs with random people you met. But man we’re you thirsty, you walked your way to the Bar knowing you might meet up with the same dude, you couldn’t really see a spot to sit since the crowd was blocking them but there was one seat that wasn’t blocked off by the crowed you made your way over there and took a seat. The bartender came over and you took your order “Yes just one tropical margarita on the rocks please!” you said smiling.

You looked to your right and you saw other people chatting, you looked to your left and then you saw the same man who was staring at you “See this is not what we’re going to do.” you clutched your purse and got up. “Just relax i’m not one of them creeps, i’ll pay for you got it?” he grabbed your armed pulling you back down. You yanked your arm back as you looked at his low lidded eyes, “Okay so what do you want?” you looked at him taking a sip of your margarita. “ I just wanna talk. Is that illegal?” looking at you. “Actually it is.” you laughed smiling at him. “The names Eren. What’s your name pretty girl?” he said. “It’s Y/n.” you guys continued to talk on and on. It was 10:30PM you’ve guys talked for hours on and on. “Sooo….did you want to head back to my place orrrr what?” you questioned him. “I mean I brought my own car so I can follow you there.” he stood up and grabbed your waist pulling you up towards him squeezing the thickness of your hips as he directed you out the door. He walked you to your car, as you were about to get in your car “Can I atleast get a hug or some?” rolling his eyes “Boy, please your a needy one aren’t you?” you said smirking at him. “Nahh, not at all” he laughed.

You guys hugged but before you pulled away he reached his hands down and grabbed both of cheeks and gave it a good grip and a slap. “Hey! What are you doing.” you said pulling back smiling at him. “That’s my way of hugging you pretty.” he winked at you turning around walking back to his black mustang ready to follow you, “Ding!” “Unknown number..” “I’m ready to go.” you saw the text. “Who is this..?” you typed confusingly. “It’s me pretty girl. Eren.” you left him on read as you rolled you eyes. “Hey bestie I met this cute dude named Eren in a Black leather jacket and i’m taking him back to my place. Exciting right?” you sent the text pulling out of the parking lot, you looked through the car mirror and saw the same black mustang following you.

PART 2? NSFW IN THE NEXT STORY??!?

#eren x reader #eren yeager #eren aot #attack on titan #aot x reader #aot imagines #eren x y/n #eren x black reader

[asahicore]

espresso macchiato - sjh

part 1 of the coffee mini-series // prompt 72 of the 100 kisses list, accidentally bumping noses

pairing. coworker!junghwan x fem!reader

synopsis. It’d only been a month since Junghwan had started to work with you at the coffee shop, but your crush on him was already threatening to make itself known. It took a broken espresso machine and a cute accident for you to find out that these feelings might not be one-sided.

genre. winter au, coffee shop au, fluff with a side of fluff and extra fluff, noona!reader (just one-year age gap tho)

word count. 2.2k

a/n. i said two seconds ago that i would post this tomorrow but i already changed my mind. i had so so much fun writing this so i hope you will too while reading! i tried to make it as cute as possible... just cute cute cute... super excited to write the rest of the series. no promises but i'll try to do like a double update next weekend with part 2 of this and part 2 of hey heeseung !! ok i know nobody reads these but as always lmk what u think pls and thank u bye bye &lt;3

winter.

You should’ve known that nothing good could come out of having such a cute coworker as So Junghwan.

The moment he’d stepped into the coffee shop, announcing himself with a big smile as the new barista, you had to keep yourself from freaking out. Somehow, all the ugly things that came with being a barista hadn’t tarnished your dream for a coffee shop romance. No amount of spilled coffee and rude customers could stop you from wishing a handsome guy would stride in and sweep you off your feet.

But now that said handsome guy had finally strode in, you didn’t know what to do with yourself. Because it wasn’t enough for the handsome guy to just be handsome, he also had to be charming, and kind, and funny. And tall. Very, very tall. If at first his face alone had been enough to destabilize you, soon, it was his contagious boyish grin, the sound of his laughter, the way his hands worked the machines that made your heart beat faster than it should. You’d even started to like the fact that he called you noona - at first, you chided him for it, arguing that you were barely a year older than him, but he insisted, and you didn’t have a choice but to get used to it.

As with most bad things in your life, you blamed your manager. Got a cold? The manager insisted on turning the heating all the way up this winter, and your body has gone into shock every time you’ve had to go back into the cold outside. Missed a deadline? The manager asked you to take over someone else’s shift that one day you had planned on writing your essay after procrastinating for two weeks. Liked the new barista? The manager made you responsible for his training, because “you’ve been here for so long” (two years) and “you’re one of our best” (ten time employee of the month, thank you very much) and “you have the most overlapping shifts with him, anyway.” No problem, boss. No problem at all, you’d said, and you had meant it, until Junghwan walked right from your dreams and into the coffee shop on a bright morning in early December.

The first few weeks, it was easy to lie to yourself that it was just due to Junghwan being practically perfect that you felt like this - anyone with eyes and an attraction to men would react the same way. Or so you thought, until you talked to your coworker-turned-bestie, Jayoon.

“I don’t know, I think he’s kinda dorky.” Your friend had simply shrugged when you asked her about the newbie. You’d been trying to be as nonchalant as possible, but your interest in him was obvious. But then she’d seen your appalled expression, and tried to backtrack slightly. “I mean, super nice and all, just not my style. He’s all yours,” she’d added with a wink.

You realized you had a proper crush on him when a customer wrote her number on the receipt and left it for him, and the jealousy you felt upon seeing the slight blush that spread across his cheeks was too much to ignore. Something you had noticed about Junghwan after a month of working with him was that he could dish it but not take it. When it came to grabbing something you couldn’t reach from the top shelf for you, telling you your hair looked cute that day, or making a little heart on top of the latte you desperately needed when you worked the opening shift together, he was a pro - but if you so much as called him cute or patted his head, the boy became a stammering and blushing mess, akin to the clueless female lead of a high school romance anime.

Seeing someone else have that effect on him was no fun. You wanted to run after the girl and lecture her about disturbing coffee shop employees when they’re trying to do their job, but you knew you just wished you had as much guts as her to shoot your shot with Junghwan.

“Look, noona, a girl gave me her number,” he said, gloating and holding the small piece of paper for you to see, when a random two p.m. rush had subsided. “She even drew a heart.”

You scoffed, turning away and pretending to be busy rearranging the syrup shelf so he wouldn’t see the glare in your eyes. “You look so happy,” you commented moodily. Great job hiding your crush, Y/N, you thought.

“It is pretty flattering.”

You turned your head to look at him. He’d taken a few steps closer to you and was now resting his back against the counter, palms flat on the surface behind him to hold him up. His smile had gotten even wider, that idiot. You squinted your eyes at him. “So, are you gonna call her? Or text her?”

“No,” he’d answered right away, and the lack of hesitation took you by surprise. “There’s someone else I like.”

The words had already made your breath hitch in your throat - but as if he was intent on killing you, Junghwan started walking right towards you, only stopping when he was towering over your shorter frame. He crumbled the receipt in his hands and threw it in the trash can that you happened to be standing in front of, his eyes never once leaving yours. He beamed down at you, that familiar, puppyish grin that lights up his whole face, and, as if nothing happened, walked to the register to take the order of a customer that had just arrived.

It took at least a full minute for your breathing to return to normal.

-

Junghwan was a quick learner. He mastered the espresso machine and latte art in record time, remembered recipes to specialty drinks easily, and didn’t panic when someone ordered something he’d never made before. He also wasn’t scared to ask for help, and you’d soon grown used to his questions, tone ranging from simply curious to downright alarmed. Noona, do I add cocoa powder on top of a cappuccino? Noona, what’s the difference between a regular latte and a latte macchiato? Noona, why the hell does this person want their chai to be dirty?!

So when he called out, Noona, I think the machine’s broken, you hadn’t thought anything of it at first. Luckily, it was reaching closing time, and not many people came for a caffeine fix at seven in the evening, so you could easily deal with the machine. 

You headed to where Junghwan was crouching, glaring at the espresso machine as if that would magically fix it. You shook your head at him with a chuckle and told him to scooch over. Either in an attempt to tease you, or because he genuinely wanted to know how to repair it, Junghwan followed your every move, very, very closely. He stood and bent over the machine along with you, checked the water and coffee bean levels along with you, made sure the tubes were properly cleaned along with you. But in the end, it was just that the tube that poured the espresso had come somewhat loose, and so the machine beeped in warning every time one tried to make coffee.

“Look, it’s no big deal, just that the tube came loo- Oh!”

Junghwan had been looking at you as you explained the problem, but the two of you were crouching in front of the counter, so close together that when you turned your head to look at him, your noses had bumped into each other. You’d both leaned back in surprise at the same time, eyes widening and heat spreading to both of your faces as you peered at each other, astonished. But then, Junghwan’s face broke into a grin, and a chuckle escaped his lips, then another one. You burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter, the fact that you had to keep quiet because of the few remaining customers in the shop making it even harder to stop giggling.

When after a few minutes, you managed to regain your senses, a wave of shyness hit you - even if for just a split second, you had been close enough to Junghwan for your noses to touch, even, perhaps, for your lips to touch. And thinking about kissing Junghwan was not good for your heart.

A silence settled between the two of you, and you were thankful for the music playing softly and the chatter of the customers that filled the otherwise quiet coffee shop. You could barely look at Junghwan anymore and found him quickly averting his gaze as well every time you dared a glance at him, as if the same realization had hit him.

Fifteen minutes later and you could finally close. You and Junghwan said “bye” to the last customers, then started cleaning the store and preparing it for tomorrow’s first shifters in unusual silence - normally, you’d spend an hour joking around, chasing the other with a mop or spraying water on the other’s face, but today, not a peep could be heard from either of you. You didn’t know what to make of it, but at least, it meant you were done half an hour earlier than usual.

Shivering, Junghwan watched as you hurriedly locked the doors to the coffee shop, wanting to put your gloves on as quickly as possible. It was so warm and toasty inside that stepping outside was like being pushed into a bath of ice water. You were about to start walking to the bus stop, as you always did with Junghwan after the closing shift, but he stopped you.

“Noona, your scarf.” He stepped in front of you and reached out to tighten your scarf, even though it was already snug around your neck. Immediately recalling the proximity you’d been in not even an hour earlier, all you could do was look up at him, mouth slightly agape in surprise. When his eyes met yours, a small grin bloomed on his lips. He kept his hands on your scarf, holding gently there.

“What’s wrong with it?” you asked in a quiet voice, looking down at your scarf so Junghwan couldn’t see your flustered reaction - but something prompted you to meet his eyes once more. 

His grin got wider and unconsciously, you started smiling too. “Nothing,” he admitted, then finally let go of your scarf, and you released a breath at the same time. You followed as he started walking towards the bus stop, hanging your head low so he couldn’t see the smile on your lips. Just like you, his hands were buried in his coat pockets, but you were itching to reach out and grab one of them. You couldn’t stop wondering what his reaction would be.

Then, he sighed contentedly. When you looked up at him, he was smiling too, looking straight ahead of him. The cold had already bit at his cheeks and nose, staining them bright red, and there were slowly melting snowflakes covering his hair. You thought he’d never looked so handsome. It was almost painful, tearing your gaze away from his face.

“It’s so cold, you can see your breath,” he suddenly said, and you laughed. Not because what he’d said was particularly funny or interesting, but because it was such a relief, hearing his voice after long minutes of silence.

“Yeah,” you simply replied, giggling when your gazes met for a brief moment.

When you reached the bus stop, you sat down on the bench while he stood, tracing figures in the snow with his foot. Your heart swelled ten times its size and you couldn’t stop smiling as he wrote your initial, a plus sign and his initial, then encircled them in a heart. You shook your head at him but it made you unreasonably happy.

“Too cheesy?” he asked, smiling so wide that the corners of his eyes crinkled.

“No, I love it,” you replied, giggling, but you meant it.

He sat down next to you, kicking your shoe with his, and you both giggled at nothing. Too soon, his bus came. 

“Noona?” he called out as he stood up, walking towards the bus door. You said nothing but raised your head, waiting for him to go on. “You know how I said there’s someone I like?”

This time, you said nothing because you couldn’t speak. Your heart stopped beating, anticipating his next words. You meekly nodded.

The bus doors opened and he slipped inside, turning back to look at you, that boyish grin you love so much still on his lips.

“It’s you.”

The doors closed and Junghwan headed to a window seat, waving happily at you as the bus took him away, as if he hadn’t just dropped a bomb on you.

When your shock faded, all that was left was happiness. Junghwan’s sudden confession filled you with a warm, honey-like feeling that settled comfortably in your heart, in your bones, everywhere. The cold January air couldn’t cool you down.

You didn’t stop smiling for a second the whole way home, and you’d never been so excited for your next shift.

permanent taglist: @k-ingzo @bbujiikseu @sunghoonmybeloved @lalalalawon @sd211 @w3bqrl @raikea10 (ask to be removed/added!) © asahicore on tumblr, 2023. please do not repost, translate or plagiarize my works. feedback and reblogs are always appreciated!

#yg treasure #so junghwan #treasure x reader #junghwan x reader #treasure fluff #junghwan fluff #treasure scenarios #junghwan scenarios #treasure imagines #junghwan imagines #treasure fanfic #junghwan fanfic

[cevansbaby-dove]

Want to go out?

Part two of this one shot that is now a mini series. Enjoy.

Dual povs ;)

italic words mean your thinking that in your mind.

Reader's pov.

I went back to LA to get right back to work and Mary my best friend calls me up.

"hey Mary" I said pouring some coffee into a cup.

"Hey Girl! Soon I might have gotten that hot guy's number...Well he gave it to me to give it to you but anyhow"

I rolled my eyes. "I said I am not dating anyone, Mary come on"

"oh I know but he said he could not stop looking at you so, it's only nice if you went out with him"

I sip on my coffee. "Hmm...No thanks" "Y/N come on! He's handsome, he's around your age and super super nice...plus he loves dogs just like you"

I sigh. "ugh fine only one time i'll call him and go out with him...ONE"

I hear Mary say. "yess about time!!" I chuckle. "have a good day love you."

"love you too talk later i'll text you his number" I sigh. 'Ok"

I hang up and then my friend sends me his number. "that was fast" I mumbled.

Glen's pov.

"Man I don't know I mean I met her once and yes she's nice and all but she said she had a bad breakup I don't want to have her rush to go out with me." I said to Chord over my phone.

"Dude she's cute come on haven't you seen her ass?"

"God Chord I'm not that kind of guy who goes out with a girl just for a fucking hook up"

"okay okay sorry man what's with you today?" I shake my head. "she's cute but like I said shes had a tough breakup...I don't want to-"

"Rush it I know I know damn man you love saying the same thing over and over uh?" I laughed. "Sorry"

"Look maybe she's THE ONE but only you guys know that I mean after Gigi I think it'd be good to get back out there and show girls how awesome you are"

I smile. "okay okay i'll give her a call but I won't hold my breath"

"you can't knock it till you try it" I shake my head looking at my dog who is at me feet sleeping. "Alright man talk later then"

"bye man let me know how it's going with her" I hear him say. "okay ok" I hang up and laugh. "it'll go badly that's what."

Reader's pov.

y/n:Hello My friend wanted me to reach out to you about possible going out for coffee, if not i'm ok with that too i'm sure your busy and all and i'm now ranting great anyway have a good day.

i send Glen a text then see he saw it. "Oh shit he's fast!" I set my phone down to get some cleaning done being out of town for a few days makes it's tough to keep this home clean.

I hear my phone buzz and I look at it and see Glen sent me a text.

Glen:Hi y/n i'd love to hang out with you and no your not ranting I don't mind long messages. Um..are you in LA? I am here at my home in LA we could meet up somewhere...

Y/N:I'd love too ☺i'm just past conner Blvd I know a great cafe if you want to meet there.

Glen:Yes i'd love that what time works best for you?

y/n:i'm free most of today just let me know.

Glen:How about 11? I can meet you there.

y/n: Sounds like fun see you then.

Glen:see ya.

I set my phone down and grab this outfit.

I fix my hair into a ponytail and then slip my heels on and then grab my phone. I see it's about 11 so I better head out.

i walk to my car that I have parked in fornt of my house.

I turn it on and drive to the cafe. "Oh shit" I say. "I didn't text him the address" I dial his number.

Glen's pov.

I am getting a jacket on and I see y/n calling me. "Hello?" I said as I walked out my front door. "Um hey Glen it's Y/n I forgot to give you the address sorry i'm driving so um.." She tells me the address and I nod and get into my car. "great thanks be careful the roads are packed in the city"

"Thanks Glen uh..see you soon then" I nod. "See you" I hang up and drive away from my home.

Reader's pov.

Okay y/n chill it's just Glen...hot show powell nothing new you've been on a lot of dates with men...this guy is a person..Good God what if I say something dumb!?

I walk into the coffee shop and look around the room. He's not here....good God he stood me up that motherfu- just then my eyes meet his across the room just like at the red carpet.

i flash him a smile and walk over. "hey it's good to see you again" He shakes my hand Good God his hands are soft..y/n shut up!

I smile and he says. "You look amazing y/n um..did you uh want to order then we can sit and talk?" I nod. "Sure"

We walk to the front counter and He looks at the menu and says. "Oh white chocolate mocha that sounds good" I smile. "Hmm i'll just go with a dark roast coffee" the Barista nods. "anything else?"

Glen looks at me. "anything else?" I shake my head. "that's all for me" Glen looks at the girl behind the counter. "we're good" She smiles. "Alright the total is 24.99"

shit 14 dollars for one cup of coffee? I said in my mind.

Glen pulls his card out. "Oh glen I can pay for my stuff" He says. "Nah what kind of guy would I be to let the cutie pay?" I press my lips together. "Ok"

We find our table and sit down and glen is first to say. "Your hair looks nice"

I smile. "Um..thanks? sorry no one has randomly said that to me" I laugh.

"No sorry I should say something else I uh..get nervous around girls...God i'm just fucking this whole thing up uh?"

I blink at him. "Glen come on I mean...I suck at dates..." Poor choice of words y/n!

"um..anyway how is work? I heard your busy with a movie that will be out soon.."

Glen's pov.

This girl is amazing, she's funny, cute dimples too..she's just...Amazing. "uh yes I have a few things i'm working on but those won't be for a few weeks that's why I asked if we could hang out today. "

She nods with a smile and she says. "great well I wish you the best with it. i'm still trying to find another role." "Another role? you mean no one asked you to do anything more??" She nods.

"yes but it's okay I am also a nurse too so I have that at least" She takes a sip of her coffee. "I can uh talk to my manager if you'd want me too...maybe we could be in a movie together"

"You'd....do that for me? Really?" I hear her say. I nod. "Sure things y/n you seem like a great gal"

She smiles. "thanks Glen that would mean a lot to me...But you don't have too as well" I reach over to take her hand in mine. "i'd love to help you out"

Reader's pov.

i smile as he takes my hand in his. Oh shit his soft hands...really!? Girl get a fucking grip not on his...oh God just smile y/n smile. I flash him a smile and say. "Thank you"

A/n I had no idea where to leave this so maybe it's open for part 3 if it's any good...

tags:@katherineswritingsblog @cutedisneygrl @entertainmentgirl80 @angelbabyyy99 @djs8891 @bookishtheaterlover7

#glen powell fanfic #glen fucking powell #glen powell #glen powell fic #glen powell fluff #glen powell series #glen powell smut #glen powell x reader

[chloe-skywalker]

Shy Love - Oliver Queen

Oliver x Fem!reader

Warnings: none

Word count: 710

Requested: hello there! Can you do an Oliver queen imagine where the reader is in love with Oliver and shr struggles to tell him because she’s shy but he loves her to and finds it cute and finally kisses her and it’s really cute and fluffy. - @anon

Authors Note: sorry it took so long not really into Arrow or the Arrow-Verse anymore. Thank you for the request though hope you like it.

Masterlist

DC Masterlist

******************************************************************

“Then, have you seen-” Oliver stopped in his tracks upon seeing the girl he is secretly harboring feelings for and has been since before the boat accident. “Y/n.”

“Hey, Oliver.” Y/n smiled shyly, giving a small wave from Thea’s bed.

“Hi.” Oliver stuttered out, returning the gesture.

“What were you asking again, Oli?” Thea raised a brow with a small smirk on her lips.

“Huh? Oh yeah. Have you seen the keys to my bike?” Oliver shook out of his dazing awkwardness to ask what he originally came into ask.

“Nope. Haven’t seen him.” She responded with a slight shake of her head.

“Ok. Thanks anyway. See later y/n.” Oliver waved bye leaving the room.

“See you later, Oliver.” Y/n did the same.

“You are so in love with my brother.” Thea smiled mischievously as she stated once her brother was gone.

“What? No!” Y/n shook her head with wide eyes.

“Oh, yes you are. It’s fine. I would love for us to be sisters.” Thea smirked with a shrug.

“Thea. . .he doesn’t like me like that.” Y/n shook her head in disappointment.

“Oh, yes he does. Trust me, he does.” Thea stated confidently. She knew her brother and he definitely liked Y/n.

^     ^     ^

“You know Y/n has a crush on you, right?” Thea asked he, brother, over dinner sitting in Oliver’s room eating Big Belly Burger.

“Yup.” Oliver nodded, he knew that she liked him. Sometimes it was very obvious.

“Then why haven’t you done anything about it? I can tell you like her back. I’d even go as far as to say you might love her.” Thea asked, men could be so stupid she thought. He knows she likes him, and he likes her so why not do something about it?

“I think I love her.” Oliver muttered looking down at his food in thought.

“Oh my GOD! You have to tell her!” Thea exclaimed excitedly.

“But it’s fun watching her be shy about it.” he smiled letting out a light laugh. He loved teasing Y/n, her reactions were always cute to watch. Although he’s not much better sometimes.

“Oliver! That’s cruel. You need to tell her.” Then glared at him.

“I will, I will. I’ll tell her later.” Oliver nodded to get his sister to stop giving him the evil eye.

“Do it. Tonight.” Thea stated pointing at him. Oliver knew he should do it tonight, it’s been long enough.

^     ^     ^

Oliver decided to go over to y/n’s apartment, which in hindsight might not have been the best idea. At least the way he decided to use the window instead of the door. Which resulted in Y/n screaming.

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you.” Oliver said holding his hands up in show of he meant no harm.

“It’s ok, Oliver. Jeez though, can’t you use doors?” Y/n laughed waving him off while the other hand held her chest, since her heart was still beating really fast from the scare.

“What are you working on?” Oliver asked walking over to where she sat at her work desk.

“A new type of arrow for you and Roy. It should tear through the muscle and lock on.” She explained as she continued to put the new arrowhead together.

“Nice.” Oliver nodded, it sounded painful maybe the criminals would stop after being shot with one of these.

“Did you need something?” Y/n asked, digging through her shelves for something.

“I wanted to talk to you about something.” Oliver shifted his feet.

“Oh- ok? Uh, shoot.” Y/n glanced at him nervously.

“I like you.” He blurted out watching her closely to see her reaction.

“Huh?” Y/n looked over at him with wide eyes, shocked at his confession.

“I like you, y/n. Actually, I’m pretty sure I’m in love with you. An I’m pretty sure or at least hoping you feel the same.” Oliver walked close to her reaching out to hold her hand.

“I do. You liking me is hard to believe but, yes I do love you as well.” Y/n smiled up at the Arrow shooting vigilante. Both smiling that now the other knew about each other’s feelings. Maybe now things could progress between them.

#x reader #y/n #imagines #imagine #arrow #the green arrow #arrow imagines #arrow imagine #oliver queen #oliver queen imagines #oliver queen imagine #oliver queen x reader #arrow-verse #thea queen

[alexxcxrpse]

If Bsd men were babies

Dazai

Baby Dazai would crawl away from you whenever you say it's nap time. He wants to stay up all night playing with his toys and watching tv, his favorite show is Odasoku man. Despite Dazai being a baby, he will still have that passion for suicide. Since he's a baby, commuting suicide is much easier, but you are very cautious when he tries to. He gives you the hardest side eye whenever you save him from his attempts. Dazai would wine and cry his butt off but will stop if you read him a story or something. Feed this mf with a bottle of milk, never 6 This baby likes being a dick and you know it. If you ever breastfeed him, he won't hesitate to bite you. He loves cuddles, and sometimes baths if you allow him to have his rubbery duckies in it. He loves playing games with you and he's super clingy. He will cry if you ever leave him alone so have fun with that.

Chuuya

Baby Chuuya likes to pretend he's too old for stuff, but he likes to play with toys and watching Odasoku man like Dazai. Luckily for you, he's more easy to take care of than Dazai. He's sometimes ok with nap times, and he would never bite you like Dazai would. He isn't that mean, thank God. Will have an attitude with you sometimes. Will be attached to you but not that much like Dazai, he's fine if you leave him for a few minutes. He would like to pretend his bottle of milk is alcohol because why not, he likes to think he's cool. This mf will float in his sleep so be careful. Chuuya enjoys cuddles and having you feed him, especially when you do the airplane thing. He enjoys baths, he likes playing in the water and mess with the bubbles. Chuuya would cry if you refuse to read him a bedtime story. Please don't break his baby heart and read him a bedtime story.

Sigma

Baby Sigma is an angel I promise you that. He is a clingy loveable baby and he loves it whenever you give him hugs and kisses. This baby loves playing with duckies, he thinks they're cute. He names his rubber ducks Steven and Carl, he introduces you to them and you just play along. Sigma is too cute, too innocent. He's a very well behaved baby trust me, won't be chaotic at all. He's ok with nap time, he's a sleepy lil baby. If you ever do the airplane while feeding him, Sigma would just look at you confused. He doesn't know what an airplane is or why mothers do that, he eats anyway so thats a good thing. He's incredibly shy, so make him comfortable as much as possible. He likes being tickled, makes him happy and giggly. Baby Sigma is an adorable angel and you know it.

Fyodor

Baby Fyodor is complicated. He doesn't play with toys, he only watches tv for a little bit until it gets boring, he's a little picky when it comes to food so goodluck with that. Fyodor is ok with baths as long as the water isn't hot. Even if it's a little bit above ok temperature he will still be over dramatic and cry. During his private time he plays with toys, maybe an Odasoku doll if he's into that. Dont piss him off, he will not hesitate to make you go bye bye. If you try to make him eat, Fyodor will put his tiny little hand on yours as a warning. It's a warning to back off or he uses his ability on you. He likes to be fancy, definitely wears his ushanka all the time ansmd sleeps with it at night. He isn't that much of a fan of physical touch, maybe once in a while he'll be ok with head pats and cuddles. Fyodor secretly loves it, depends on his mood. Be careful around this baby and do not remove his ushanka or he'll kill you with his ability.

Nikolai

Baby Nikolai is an absolute nightmare. He refuses to go to bed, he can be picky at times, and he pranks too much. You wanna give him a bath? He'll teleport away. You wanna feed him food he doesn't like? He'll teleport away. It's time to go to bed? He teleports away. He loves toys, he's a very energetic child and will clap his hands and jump everytime he sees odasoku man pop up on tv. Nikolai is probably one of his biggest fans not gonna lie, he's obsessed with him. But what about Fyodor man? If that ever existed Nikolai would lose his shit. Nikolai loves to be a tease, he'll poke you non stop and be very noisy. Nikolai will also bite if you breastfeed him like Dazai. He loves showing off cool tricks, but once they get too dangerous you rush over to him to stop what he's doing. Super clingy and a handful, so do expect that. Nikolai loves to receive hugs and kisses. Give him some love and he'll be good.

[ankmankpank]

4*town stalker AU part 3: Robaire

Tw: stalking, cussing

The Aarons already done🤞

-you always had a soothing voice

-and everyone liked it

-so you became a voice actor

-and from that, an actor

-and here you are now, fancy ass party in fancy ass castle

-not only party,

-a masquerade ball, standing at the big windows and sipping your drink

-you liked these

-fancy people, fancy food

-and you were invited here!

-the best, you’d say

-but you weren’t the only one invited from who was important now..

s°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

-“Hello.”

-it came from behind you

-not only from behind you, but really close to your ear

-as if the person was leaning close to it from behind

-so, you turned around

-“Hi.”

-you watched him lean back to his original straight position, since fuck he needed to lean down

-he was pretty

-not only pretty, beautiful.

-as much as you could see with his mask on, though

-“Nice mask.”

-and with that, you turned forward again

-ignoring his ass

-but he stepped in front of you

-someone’s really desperate

-that’s cute.

-“Thanks. I’m Robaire.”

-he held his hand out to you

-lucky him that you accepted

-pfft

-though, his hands had a firm and warm grip

-oh boy

-“Isn’t this a masquerade ball? No face, no identity?”

-“There’s no rule against it.”

-you raised your eyebrows at this

-“And I just wanted to introduce myself.”

-he has a point.

-“Y/N.”

-“My pleasure.”

-lucky that you didn’t pull your hand away after you two shook hands

-because he just

-raised

-your

-hands

-to

-his

-OH SO FLUFFY

-lips

-and kissed it.

-many men did this to you before, why was his different then?

-a giggle is all Robaire gets for this

-no matter how cute he was

-FUCK YEAH HE EARNED A GIGGLE FROM YOU

-YIPPIE

-Stay cool Robaire stay cool

-your approving giggle was his sign to stand next to you

-like he wasn’t planning this for at least a month now..

-oh he smelled good

-but you kept looking forward

-you had a reputation to keep

-even while you felt his eyes on you

-…

-surprisingly, it was peaceful next to him

-he felt safe

-“Have you met any interesting characters so far?"

-you thought for a moment

-"A few, but none as charming as you, obviously."

-did you really just say that?

-Robaire wanted to run home, bury his face in his pillow and scream in it like a schoolgirl

-"Flattery will get you everywhere. Soo..“

-“Pfft.”

-he liked making you smile

-even if it was an eye roll at his words

-you were adorable

-fuck

-he never craved attention

-he always got it with no effort

-until he tasted yours

-…

-“Have you seen the garden yet?”

-“Is there one? No.”

-“Come.”

s°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

-“Aand yeah, he pretty much broke his neck.”

-“Poor boy!”

-you giggled as you walked with Robaire in the castle

-you two were away from the people now

-and back from the garden

-and it was so fun!

-you liked Robaire

-he was sweet

-perfect

-only you, him and the wide castle walls with their big windows

-and the night skies

-“I should probably get going though.”

-“Really?”

-he stopped and looked at you

-since you two left, he undid his suit jacket

-it looked better

-“Yes, but now that I know you, I can manage us to meet again.”

-you stared at him with wide eyes

-“I know people.”

-“That’s awesome!”

-that really was awesome

-“Uh, Hurry then, bye!”

-you smiled at him

-god you smiled at him

-“Bye.”

-and with that, he was back at the party

-probably to collect his friends

-and you went back to the garden

-it was great in there

-you’re glad he showed it to you

-you liked Robaire

-you really, really liked Robaire

-he was.. so unique

-he made your stomach do the thing

-…

-and as you were lost in thought, you stepped on something

-and almost tripped, but it doesn’t matter

-…

-a wallet

-oh

-who’s is it?

-you should give it back to them

-but for that, you needed to check the ID

-you wouldn’t wanna give it to the host, he seemed.. weird.

-anyway

-you picked it up and opened it

-and it had..

-Robaire’s informations in it!

-he must’ve dropped it when you two climbed up to some rocks next to the tall bushes

-sweet

-he cared about you so much that he didn’t notice it falling out!

-was he still there, though?

-probably not, so it would be the best to keep it until he reaches out

-he will understand.

-until that…

-a peek couldn’t hurt..

-not because you’re about money in a man

-fuck yeah he was a man

-it’s because you were curious

-you’re just like that.

-so yeah

-unboxing time!!

-…

-…

-..

-.

-why was it full of pictures of you?

-even worse, not official pictures

-like they were taken from a hidden place

-where you couldn’t see the cameraman

-but the wallet was full of you

-full

-…

-fucking creep

-FUCKING CREEP

-oooh fuck

-why are the prettiest people always the psychos?

-fuck

-fuck fuck fuck

-he was obsessed with you

-…

-but aren’t you something to admire though?

-he couldn’t keep his eyes off you

-not for like..

-half a year now.

-you’re shining

-you’re his favorite reason to lose sleep..

-and you needed to find this weirdo.

s°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

-“Robaire!”

-he was still here!

-as if he was searching for someone with his friends

-but he was.

-he turned around

-and if you didn’t know his little obsessive problem, you would melt at how his smile brightened up

-“Y/N, wh-“

-you shoved the wallet into his hands

-making sure that those pics of you are peeking out

-and you forced a smile

-“You lost this, I think.”

-oh if he could saw his face

-as if he saw a ghost

-but could be possibly because his ghost just flew out of his body

-“Y/N, wait-“

-you’re already off

-you always hated when people pushed you with their shoulders when they passed by

-but you understood now

-as if you were running from him

-which were you about to

-but you needed to actually loose him

-not with some walk technique

-but with someone.

-“Hey! Sorry for the bother, but I really like your mask!”

-you placed your hands calmly on the stranger’s shoulders as you talked to him

-acting like adrenaline is not completely making your head pop right now

-he smiled

-and his smile was adorably dorky

-“And the whole fit, it suits you.”

-you tugged at his collar as you spoke

-and he giggled

-awe

-he looked so dorky

-fuck Robaire, new boyfriend material is right in front of yo-

-“Here you are, Tae. Ready to go?”

-Robaire looked at you with eyes

-those eyes

-fuck

-fuck fuck fuck

-this is all to fast for you

-he knew him

-the so mentioned Tae looked at you one last time and smiled sweetly

-“Bye.”

-poor guy to be friends with Robaire

-Robaire wasn’t a fucking psycho when he wasn’t about you but anyways

-but the way that he almost couldn’t take his eyes off you while Robaire dragged him away was absolutely adorable

-well no surprise you were beautiful

-but it didn’t come so in handy right now

-you needed to leave

-fast.

s°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

-you never opened your door this fast before

-and closed it

-but the thing that mattered was that you were finally home

-okay, you turned around, on your way to your room to change from these clothes

-then call the police

-…

-“Will you let me explain now?”

-he was on your hallway.

-he was on your fucking hallway.

-he knew you would go home immediately

-…

-“NO! What… what the fuck are you doing? Seriously!?”

-this was your breaking point

-you messed your perfectly done hair up with running your fingers thru it

-and ruined your makeup by blinking tears suddenly

-“Why are you here?!”

-he stepped closer

-but you didn’t move

-it didn’t fucking matter anymore.

-“I’m just here to talk, baby.”

-he reached out to you

-and wiped a tear off your face

-you looked so ruined

-it was sad seeing you like this

-it broke him

-but sacrifices had to be made for him to get you one day

-to make you his

-“Talk? Are you kidding me? You've been spying on me, I- taking pictures of me, you creep!.. No!”

-he stepped closer to cup both of your cheeks in his warm palms

-wiping your tears with his thumbs

-“Hey, it's not like that. I just... care about you. A lot. Hm?”

-he sounded fucking crazy

-he is.

-“Fucking care. You’ve been following me.”

-he clicked his tongue

-“Following is such a harsh word. I prefer... keeping an eye out for you.”

-he looked so pretty

-he did it on purpose

-trying to outcharm how fucking insane he was

-all for you

-…

-and the sweet little angel couldn't keep her eyes off the devil.

-“Call me crazy, but I want you.”

-“Oh I AM about to call you fucking crazy.”

-…

-“Go on. That’s fair.”

-wha-

-“I know that I did this wrong, and I’m sorry. I’ll be sorry forever for this. I actually wouldn’t even travel miles just to come to a ball, but you were here. This was my chance.. Look, I know I might come off as a bit... intense. I’m aware. But the truth is, I've never felt this way about anyone before. I know it's probably not the best way to show it, but my feelings for you are real. I love you, more than anything else in this world. And I'll do whatever it takes to prove it to you, if you'll just give me a chance. Please, please don’t doubt my love for you.”

-…

-“It’s the only thing I’m sure of right now.”

-…

-sniff sniff

-he sounded real

-this all really shocked you

-but he was real

-this was real.

-and desperate

-so desperate that out of character

-he lost himself

-over you

-…

-“You’re in love with me.”

-“So much.”

-…

-“You knew the Tae guy?”

-you’re like no other

-fearing for your life but being concerned about someone else’s more

-you’re perfect

-“Tae Young, yeah. Friend. A close one.”

-you took a deep breath

s°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

-“Favorite color?”

-“Green.”

-“That’s the color of your eyes.”

-“I know.”

-this was chill

-eventually, you calmed down

-and now you’re sitting on your couch with him

-oh and he let you change

-privately

-he was respectful though

-“Mmmm… flower?”

-“Tulips.”

-“Basic.”

-“I don’t know much about flowers.”

-he shrugged

-he was nice.

-…

-“Favorite word?”

-he replied with no hesitation

-“Y/N.”

s°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

You eventually warmed up to him

He was calm, respectful, sweet

He was perfect?!

It felt wrong at first, but yolo

You quickly learned that he would do anything for you

When you were upset, he let you hurt him

Any bad words from you, he’d lay there and take it

Then you felt bad

And he always forgave you

It was a dynamic

Then you two settled down

And you made friends with his bandmates!

Especially T. and Tae!

Though you’d never tell them how did Robaire make you fall for him..

So yeah

You two made sense after a while

Though you two hoped that your daughter’s love life wouldn’t be like this..

#4 town #4 town x reader #4town robaire #4 town robaire #robaire x reader #4town robaire x reader

[newtlesbian]

k favorite parts before i see fools paradise again tonight. hope youve watched it already if its playing near you

the dance scene easily the best. extremely cute and fun. 10/10 perfect addition to the movie cannot wait to see it again. lenny and latte dancing crazy together in a parallels way

how the opening of the movie is more about latte getting gently swept up by the world instead of actively shoved around. joining the group of walking men and just seeming happy to be part of it was kinda sweet tbh. just havin fun riding in the truck

also his oranges………. 🥺

i said it before but the scene where ken runs into the park screaming to grab latte was so funny i was laughing a bunch at that

the whole cast is insane

the fucking camera angle where its on the martini tray i was going APESHIT it was so pretty and cool

i said this but the backgrounds esp the Symmetry of the backgrounds its all very precise and there are sooo many dope shots i really love how everything looked. i go crazy over lamps thats something u must know. pay attention to the lamps theyre pretty and theres two of them

george lopez

that whole scene was so funny in a fucked way also i said theres a billboard of his tour right by the theater 😭

the costuming and all the details. all the interesting jewelry.. giant oversized circle glasses and that huge exaggerated chunky necklace.. beautiful flowing nightgown golden hair wrap holding a giant white rabbit.. insane for that.. big hats and sunglasses.. how theres a receptionist for 30 seconds but has beautiful red earrings and a matching blouse and even her CHAIR is red and matching i went crazy im glad i was alone because i was loving it i love colors

“theres someone here to see you”

EVERY single time latte is alone walking around the city. i would love more of that. cute and sweet moments or really heartbreaking when hes carrying that around. but always gave a nice moment to breathe & listen to the beautiful score w/ that giant orchestra you see in the end credits my goddd thats insane

all the color palette i loved. the blue of the water pitcher he throws that sticks in my mind also all the yellows. very matching the poster. and the rainbow colors of the flowers in the fountain at the ending was the most beautiful i was in love w/ that scene. symmetrical there also the flowers as a frame for them

speaking of that love is real and they found it…… this post is turned out too long to talk abt the ending but its sweet and theres other stuff throughout i liked too but anyway. highlights bye

#fools paradise #💌

[teethpaste]

Diary time!!!! Last two weeks were bananas. I went to Ireland to see my family for 13 days and feel so refreshed. The holidays kind of sucked since it’s the first Xmas since my dad died but it was nice to spend it with my extended family. Completely eternal sunshine of the spotless minded the guy that was supposed to come in January. It was too hard to keep him in some imaginary box, hoping maybe we’d get our timing right at some point in the future. I’ve known him for almost 4-5 years and this was our second time trying to get it right and it didn’t happen. It felt painful with the things he promised me and said he wanted. I figured he was probably sleeping around which was fine but I didn’t think he would start genuinely dating before our meet up.. since we were planning to meet up. I really thought this was gonna get to be the time we gave it a shot. I thought we communicated well but clearly not. Sounds cheese to say I felt a little heartbroken. I am big dumb idiot romantic at heart and put so much stock into it. I don’t wanna wonder about him forever, so I guess I have to forget.

Got on a dating app and since I’ve been back it’s been a whirl wind. Online dating is a wasteland but it’s been fun getting out there. Last night a guy came up to me while I was grabbing a drink and we started talking. He was so polite and he is 6’5!!!! He asked for my # and then texted me today giving me options to choose from with different date/time/activity. It sounds so simple but my bar has been in HELL so having a man pursue me in a nice way, follow up the next day with a message and a proposed date far enough in advance?? And gave me options??? I am genuinely looking forward to just getting to know him a lil bit. We are getting coffee and pastries at this cute bakery here. It’s by the cemetery so I hope we can go on a walk there but it’s supposed to rain. We shall see.

Anyways I still want to focus on me this year. Pour into my hobbies. My friendships and my job. Outside of the 6’5 man I’ve gone out with two others I met in the wild and have 3 asking to hangout but I am protecting my me time and not entertaining dumb men that can’t bother to make a plan. Like sure sex is a fun prospect and added bonus but at least pretend to get to know me first ???? I just want connection. We will say what form that takes. It just feels nuts to have all this attention after I didn’t get on apps following my breakup and was literally only talking to the pen pal. My how things change.

Bye bye now!

[peekaboo-icyou]

More mafia Wilbur pls

I’m so glad you liked my mafia au🥰

“A date”

In which your a innocent person who owns a flower shop and you go on a date with the mafia boss

You call Wilbur and he answers “darling i was beginning to think your were never gunna call” you giggle “what are you doing?” “Oh I’m just finishing up work it won’t take long I promise” there’s a loud noise in the background “are you ok?” “Don’t worry dear it’s just a bit of machinery going off I’m at an old factory” he starts to talk to one of his men “yeah just give 5 minutes, alright what did you say love?” “I’m cleaning my house do we still have to go out if I don’t do it now it’ll never get done” “nope you accepted my offer to go out your stuck with me now at least till you get sick of me” “shush” “alright darling I’ll be quiet you get dolled up for me ok?” “Where are we going?” “To that new restaurant down town” “but that’s expensive” “no it’s not” “but” “I can understand if your not comfortable letting me take care of the entire bill, I don’t want to make you uncomfortable, you can pay me back later with cuddles so you go get ready and I’ll be there within the hour” “ok…cya” “bye” he hangs up and his workers laugh at him “ok enough I have a date to keep so suggest you boys finish up with old John Doe over here, tell you what im in a good mood so just break his knee caps or something” “yeah and then we could dump him into the ocean” “no don’t do that just” he sighs “I don’t have time for this, just don’t kill him just send a message and go home to your families alright? Anyways im out I’ll see you guys tomorrow” 15 minutes later he arrive at your small apartment you open the door “wow~ oh um sorry am i drooling” you giggle “your so werid” “anyways c’mon” he grabs your hand and leads you to his car, you both arrive at the restaurant and get seated “here let me take your coat” he helps you take your coat off you both sit down and order you playfully kicks him in the knee “excuse me love but what do you think your doing? Y’know I have you pegged as someone who is innocent” he laughs “you had me pegged?” “Yes I had you pegged why?” “No reason but your blushing super hard” “c’mon now I am not blushing” “how’s your food good?” You nod “good I would hate to be the guy that went back and had a few words with the chef” you giggle “it’s so calm here it reminds me of being in your shop honestly nice and peaceful…hey um n/n are you having fun?” “Yeah of course” he sighs “um good that’s good” “you don’t seem happy what’s wrong?” “Am I that easy to read? I’m happy sweetie I just worry, I work a lot and I’m scared you’ll get bored of me” “I’m don’t mind” “no don’t hurt me like that don’t sit there and tell me you don’t mind” “I don’t care I’ll give you a chance anyway” he laughs “I’m mean it’s not the worst choice on the planet I suppose” you giggle “you have a cute laugh…” you blush “you up for drinks or do you want me to drive you home” “can you drive me home” “of course, I just wanted to say thank you for giving me a shot, does this mean I can take you out again sometime?” “Of course oh let me fix your tie” “oh you don’t need to help me fix my ti-“ you kiss him “oh um what um message received um y/n don’t um don’t pull in my tie like that again though ok?” “Oh I’m sorry are you mad at me?..” “no I’m not mad about it I’m just discovering some new feelings at the moment confusing frightening feelings at someone half my height yanking me in for a kiss like that” he sighs “screw it” he kisses you “there were even now” your super flustered “and n/n if you keep teasing me like that I’m gunna find it very hard to keep being a gentleman” he kisses you again “alright alright it’s late and as much as I’d look to push my luck I gotta get you bed i promise we’ll have more time to make out n/n I promise also I’ll call you in the morning and we’ll go from there, yeah? “Ok…” he helps you into your apartment and into bed “goodnight n/n”

#wilbur x reader #wilbur x y/n #wilbur x you #mcyt x you #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur x reader fluff #mcyt x reader #mcyt wilbur

[munchmemes]

superstore sentence starters ( season one edition, part one )

❛  am i the only one that thinks it’s weird that she’s walking around with a bag of crystal meth?  ❜ ❛  hello, everyone! i am [NAME] and i am excited to be here!  ❜ ❛  did you just compare me to a hooker?  ❜ ❛  you look bored, let me help you with that.  ❜ ❛  that’s how i do it, yo. 100% love!  ❜ ❛  no offense, but you’re my competition so i’m kind of actually rooting for you to fail. okay, thanks. bye.  ❜ ❛  there is no need to identify whoever it is whose fault this was, [NAME]. we can all learn a lesson here, [NAME].  ❜ ❛  you see, the fact that it’s your first day and there’s already more than one option of things you screwed up is not a good thing.  ❜ ❛  i enjoy hard work. it’s like my mom always said: ‘if you don’t work hard, baby jesus will cry.’  ❜ ❛  that sounds incredibly not fun. i see why you love it here.  ❜ ❛  tomorrow is gonna be just like today and i know that because today is just like yesterday. so, sometimes it’s just kind of hard to find those moments of beauty.  ❜ ❛  this is the fault of YouTube.  ❜ ❛  [FULL NAME], will you marry me? or are you gonna be, like, a dick about it?  ❜ ❛  they did make it memorable. i’ll give that to them.  ❜ ❛  well, i should go bail out my partner now.  ❜ ❛  you should come with us. we’re gonna throw some mannequin limbs in the dumpster and watch garbage men freak out.  ❜ ❛  why are you dressed like you’re going undercover at a high school?  ❜ ❛  you should come see my office. it’s pretty wild. i have a calendar in there of normal dogs.  ❜ ❛  whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ... you think i’m cute?  ❜ ❛  wanna chug these cream sodas like two really good bros?  ❜ ❛  ugh. i don’t even like them. i have self-esteem issues and i think being with them is a way of me punishing myself.   ❜ ❛  that’s actually ... surprisingly not terrible.  ❜ ❛  that’d be hilarious. you should dress like a matador.  ❜ ❛  do not get involved in things that don’t concern you. people here are quicksand. they will suck you in.  ❜ ❛  i thought that was a good thing. um, it is not.  ❜ ❛  i’ve been meaning to drop by the hospital anyway. i like staring at the newborn babies until someone asks me to leave.  ❜ ❛  so, you just kept a dead man’s wallet?  ❜ ❛  no one is leaving this room until i see someone express some real G-D emotion!  ❜ ❛  you like truth, huh? how about this truth: you have the hands of a middle-aged woman.  ❜ ❛  you told them i was incompetent? ha, so you talk about me.  ❜ ❛  i don’t know if i should be flattered or insulted.  ❜ ❛  ugh, that’s a fake cry. i invented fake crying.  ❜ ❛  look, i’m not falsely accusing them. they did it, i just can’t prove it.  ❜ ❛  look, i know we’ve never been close. frankly, there are a lot of things i can’t stand about you but right now, you’re the only person i trust.  ❜ ❛  how do you get ‘especially’ fired?  ❜ ❛  i can’t listen to the Blade Runner debate one more time.  ❜ ❛  you know that’s not a stress ball, right? that’s a lemon.  ❜ ❛  if anything you’re about to say includes the words ‘brave’, ‘courageous’ or ‘girl power’, please don’t talk.  ❜ ❛  turns out they had a meth lab in their basement.  ❜

#rp meme #rp starters #sentence starters

[starglitterz]

Quill!!! if it's not too intrusive, pls give us your top 10 y/n moments lol!!!!

HAHAHSKDJKJSD omfg who sent this in 😭😭😭 this is so funny tho i'll def do it (shameless plug btw, i have a whole series based on my irl experiences w romance called to all the boys i've loved before [totally original, ik] u should check it out!!)

these aren't in any particular order btw it's just the ones i rmb HAHA also i think these are pretty recent i tried not to include any of the ones i alrdy have in the series 👍

10. when i went for an anime con and i had just arrived, and after taking a pic w this one cosplayer his friend (in a kirito cosplay) came up to me and asked if he could princess carry me for a pic HSKJDK

9. when i visited my highschool for a festival thing and found out that one of my juniors had a crush on me (and still did??) and had told all his friends abt how cute and pretty he thinks i am HAHAHA (a total ego boost tbh someone should have told him that i am actually not all that)

8. being in a love triangle except it wasn't really a triangle it was like my two guy best friends had crushes on me at the same time and had a falling out over me (not to be amy dunne from gone girl but i did always want 2 guys to fight over me GOODBYE)

7. this one guy that was texting me and asking me on a date kept flirting w me and it was so stupidly lame that it was cute

6. going for my college orientation party and having a few guys ask me for my insta (honestly i had never expected this would happen I WAS SO KJASKJDKSJD ABT IT)

5. at the same orientation party some random older guy tried to hit on me so i ran away and this other guy i had met earlier was rlly nice and waited w me until my transport arrived and texted later to ask if i had gotten home safely 🥺 (the bar for men is like 700 feet under the ground)

4. at the anime con (same as earlier) i got kabedoned by this girl cosplaying gojo and she said i looked rlly cute and i nearly collapsed

3. HAHA I CANT BELIEVE I ALMOST FORGOT THIS BUT on my birthday i went on the bus to get home and the guy behind me was in my course, and he recognised me so we were talking for a bit until he realised it was my bday, and he literally asked the guy next to him to please switch places so we could sit tgt and he could wish me properly 😭it was so cute he had like golden retriever vibes HAHA and we were talking the entire time it was vv fun

2. yk that thing where u compare hand sizes but then they hold your hand HAHAHA that actually happened to me w one of my new friends 💀 he has rlly nice hands tho so no complaints here PLSKJWDKJS

1, ok guys now this one is some real life kdrama bs istg i felt like it was a movie while it was happening 😭 so basically the bus was pretty much full and i ended up sitting next to this rlly cute guy. and my brain was going 'damn i wanna talk to him', but i had to put my purse away first. so i was trying to put it in my bag, but it slipped and fell onto the floor and he was like 'oh!', and then i had to bend down and pick it up while thinking 'NOO this is so embarrassing he probably thinks im a dumbass'. and then i managaed to embarrass myself further 👍 guess what? while trying to sit back up again i literally hit my head against the chair in front of me and went 'ow!' out loud and the guy was like 'oh no are you okay 😭⁉' and i was like 'yeah... just super embarrassed HAHA' and we started talking from there KJSDKSJD i could talk abt this forever bc so much cute stuff happened but tldr he was like the total package but then i got ghosted BYE

ok thanks for coming to my ted talk as u can see i love talking abt myself pls feel free to ask more but i don't think i have any more romantic experiences atm 😭😭😭 i'm currently trying to manic pixie dream girl one of my guy friends in college so we can see how that goes ig LMAO,,, anyways thanks 4 reading ! interact w this post and give me validation please and thanks <3 (/hj)

#✨ — quill screaming ! #💟 — faves ! #📧 — mail ! #anon💌

[the-travelling-witch]

guess who's alive? exactly, me!! :D *slumps down and never gets up* (sorry in advance this will be quite the long ask >_<)

i get the feeling of fried brain, my session just finished ;-; #neveragain (wish i could say it for real tho) it's not a problem if you can't add much ahah, really, so don't worry :3

i feel you, my rbf isn't of any help but luckily those who receive my love know it and about the rest i don't care °v° and as i said (i think) as long as you're genuine i don't think that's a problem, honestly is what matters ^u^

yeah i noticed the game and noticed only now i forgot to ask you a question but now head is empty so whatever 🫠 if you say so then brb gonna go buy pencils for xiao and you so you can fill each other's skin with drawings and writings eheh~

me too honestly, i just need to relax, eat good food and sleep for hours trapping the indigo menace in a cuddling hug >:3 for movies i'm down bad for pixar but indie and artsy sounds good too 👀 and slow dancing at night is just something sooo cute and sosksiskdjsjskwj i'm down bad pt2

we can agree that villainous fictional men >>>>>>>>> goody two-shoes hero, but morally grey characters deserve a mention of honor, a whole hall just for them @^@

NOW, ONTO THE NEW MODERN SERIES FIC FUCK I'M SO EIDJWKSNDKWJWOSJSIHS

childe you cocky little menace with that shit-eating grin 🤺 i love this type of grin it sends me on cloud nine but also actives my fighting spirit lmao

i loved every word and the implicit mention of scara's partner and childe's being colleagues, what a chaos putting those two in the same room because of their lovers (saw the other asks, died of laughter)

it had me going 👀 when reader went "one coffee for the mystery man" LIKE MAN THE AUDACITY i would have prayed the universe to swallow me especially after ginger's reply folsdoodsj so good really

also, a curiosity: since you mentioned yanqing (my son <3) does this mean that gi and hsr men will interact more often, being in the same universe? tbh knowing some characters either they will get along well or a big fight would start the moment they see each other pfft-

anyway, i think that i covered everything so that's all! as always, take care, drink water and coffee, eat healthy and sleep well at night, you can do this! and good luck with uni :3

bye bye~

— ❄️

hii great to see you back and good job on surviving!! i’ll put the answer under a cut for brevity’s sake haha

well i hope i sound and look genuine bc sometimes i feel like i don’t and if i try to sound more excited, people would probably think i’m faking it; but yeah my friends probably know by now how i act so i think i should be good :>

don’t force yourself to participate if you can’t come up with something, i promise i still have enough material to go through (me, typing a novel for a moot’s entry /aff); whenever i doodle on my arm i normally just use ball point pens or eyeliners but i also saw people using like actual colours for painting/body paint and i really want to try that; having someone drag a brush and paint over your back must be such a funny feeling <3

i’m not watching a lot of films right now, so i can’t say what my favourite genre is but i do love a good animation (i still need to see the new spiderman aaahhh); speaking of going to the cinema: there’s sth so special about going there during daytime and coming back out when it’s dark outside; imagine walking home after the film with your fave, he gives you his jacket against the chill of the evening and you laugh and joke as you discuss the film you just saw until he gently grabs your hand and starts twirling you around under the light of a street lamp… *sigh* what a dream (frantically scribbles into my notes for the modern au hshsh)

i just think villains and morally grey characters just are much more fun to explore; would i want hazbin hotel’s alastor to be real or would i like him if i met him? no because he is/was a serial killer, but in fiction? fascinating, intriguing, fun to explore; fiction just gives us the means to explore these morally not so cool actions and mindsets without most of the consequences, and i love that (also it really is sexy if a bad guy drops everything for their love; who wouldn’t want to be their partner’s priority; also also, villains with their own set of moral code, like ‘sure i’ll burn down a city but hit a woman? i would never’)

childe activates my fighting spirit in general, like come over here and let’s bicker, you gorgeous idiot, and maybe i’ll kiss you afterwards <3 and also yes that grin… it might be here bc of the writer’s bias…

i just had to make them colleagues!! please just imagine them gossiping about their bfs after work or during the double date the readers are just talking the night away whereas childe and scara just have this icy atmosphere around them, but the second their partners look over they melt bc they’re just so in love dorks, all of them

and omg yes, thank you for mentioning it, i’ve been dying for someone to point it out: it’s official, it’s a genshin/honkai shared au!! it’ll be mostly genshin with some hsr characters but yes!! they’re sharing the same universe, they will be interacting (now we wait for someone to mention the company vizion is signed under… i wonder who works there… /silly)

thank you, make sure to take care of yourself as well!! <3

#┊✩彡 divine correspondence ♡ #┊✩彡 cherished guests ♡ #┊✩彡 letter from — ❄️ anon ♡ #hey tumblr stop deleting my tags #i’m not keen on redoing them all the time #┊holly’s modern au ✩彡

[r0-boat]

100% a vent thing but-

So like I have Mom #2/Backup mom syndrome so I’m basically a house-daughter- I take care of the house, I clean, I help cook, I take care of the animals, all that. I have a fun family situation of my brother and dad are neurodivergent and have no object permanence and my mom is physically disabled with her knees/hips- then there’s *me* which is EVERYTHING HAS A PLACE AND I WILL CRY neurodivergence (ocd-ASD babyyyyyy I’m in constant mental hell)

So anyway I just need. Some men. To just. Spoil me for like, doing the dishes. Let me be a little spoiled housewife. Let me get paid in like sex toys and cute clothes for taking care of the home. Please. I am very tired.

Like let volo come home to a clean house and clean bedsheets and everything and as a reward make my legs not work. Pretty please. Let Ingo-Emmet come home and I’ll be the shared whore and I Did All The Laundry Now Please Blow Out My Back. I do not want to think anymore so break me. Or give me a bath and spoil me.

Please 

(I really don’t mind taking care of the home but some thanks would be nice every once in a while. Like I took care of your entire house every day of the week can I jsut have some Pokémon cards without passive aggressiveness.

Okay bye)

Mask

I fucking feel you without going into too much detail the only other functioning adult. I don't streesfull responsibilities. All I want to think about. What I'm making for dinner what I'm going to grow in my garden and if im going to walk tomorrow

#ro.chatting #ro.personal

[dragon-anime-reality]

Cute but Villian / Blind but Middle / Man but Fat Part. 2

[Fatgum is now seeing back to his old school 'friend' and a small girl who calls herself his villain] [How much fun is that :D][LET'S GO! *ZOOM!*]

Alysa smiles cutely evilly, keeping her eyes on Fatgum.

[Um Fat, what should we do now?] Red asked him, while keeping a ready stance to fight.

[No idea, whatever this girl wants with us. She might as well run we're she came from.] Fatgum says seriously.

Alysa then sighs heavily and looked bored.

[I don't like when other's are around Fatgum, it makes me lose my evilness. Guess I'll just have to wait again. For the right time of course. Later. Bye bye Fatty Gum.] Alysa says cutely on her lost words waving bye with sparkling eyes.

She then blasts away into the air disappearing in a distance.

The 3 men stood there in confusion and awkwardness.

[Can I go home now?] Suneater says while hanging his head down.

[Out of the city up a high hill =>=]

Lay a beautiful white, light blue, and a bit of red colors house. It was a rectangle but is straight up. Having two floors.

Inside the house, Middle is scrubbing her hair a lot on the spot on we're Fatgum touched it.

[Disgusting, hate it, screw him!] Middle yells while dropping her shampoo and it landed on her foot.

Which made her scream in pain on how big the bottle is to land on her one foot.

[ Later On - > - ]

Alysa knocks at the door to the house, and let's herself in.

[Middle! I'm back! I didn't get to destroy Fat because he is with other people, so really it won't be a fair fight. Got to get rid of those little punks.] Alysa says while walking to the kitchen and opens the fridge.

She takes out a sippe cup that is filled with milk and starts sipping on it happy.

While she turned around she saw Middle came in the kitchen with no shirt on or her boot shoes.

Which don't get shock, because Middle doesn't have a women's chest, no, no, no. She has like this smooth young man's chest. While also her feet to make this even weirder, she has no toes! No toes. That is why she was well known on ballad and ice skating. No pain, yes game!

Anyway Middle looked tired, while she sits on one of the kitchen chairs and stretches her arms.

[I'm guessing you had a shower.] Alysa says not surprised of this, since she knew Middle kind of well.

While she was mixing hot milk with chocolate powder.

[Well duh, I had the hand small on my head from a-FREAKING FAT MAN!!! Like if I ever hear he has some Takoyaki's in his hands, I would kick his face and take the takoyaki with some hot chocolate on the go.] Middle says in a serious funny way.

Alysa blinks while sliding a mug of hot chocolate to Middle.

Middle who smells it, grabs it slowly and blows on it a bit.

[Thank you.] Middle says and starts drinking her hot chocolate.

[Your welcome, but other than that, I need Fatgum to be alone and I can get my chance to strike him! But how?] Alysa asks and went into a thinking cute face.

Middle who kept drinking her hot chocolate thinking as well, only silence is heard.

Until a light bulb shine on top of Middle head.

She grabs it and yeets it away from her.

[How about getting my little baby devil to send him off somewhere alone and bam he's all your's.] Middle says while putting some more whip cream in the bit of hot chocolate, then sips it again.

[Hmmm, not bad. But I want to play with Fatgums emotions, get him all riled up that he has been tricked at the end, which he'll be really mad and finally make me his only true VILLAIN!!! HAHAHA!!!] Alysa yells evilly laughing, while lightning struck outside.

Making Middle put soft headphones in her eyes waiting for the storm to clear off.

Few Minutes Later:

Alysa is glaring at the sky seeing it still rain, while pouting she couldn't go outside. Because she'll get wet and get sick, how lovely it is to get sick. >:3

Until Middle came back in the kitchen with her shirt on and her boot shoes and sat down on the chair she was sitting on and pulls out a notebook and opens it.

[Alysa come here, I got something to show you.] Middle calls for Alysa to come.

Alysa turns her head to look at Middle and walks to Middle side and jumps on the chair next to Middle and sits down.

[This is you and this is your badness level.] Middle says while pointing the the weird drawing of Alysa. Which was a bad drawing of Alysa because other than brown hair it was black.

Guess Alysa forget to describe her hair color to Middle.

[It is unusually high for someone your size.] Middle says while scratching the side of her head.

[And I can't even believe you know we're your drawing at what spot.] Alysa says looking at the high bad she has inside of her, which she is proud of it.

Middle makes a annoyed face and felt through the deep drawing marks she did to feel on what spot it is.

[What I'm trying to say is Alysa, is you got to control your bad level to go low for a bit.] Middle says while closing the notebook.

[What!?! No way! I work to hard on being known as B.G. in America but now I want to live my dream on being Fatgums villain! So no thank you!] Alysa yells softly at Middle and crosses her arms.

Until a little blue dude walks to the table and puts a slice of cake down infront of Alysa.

[Aw yes! Thanks Stitch.] Alysa says to him smiling softly.

Stitch who smiles widely and got picked up by Middle.

[Let me guess you brought Chuck and Stitch with you.] Middle says to Alysa while softly petting Stitch head.

[Well duh, why would I go alone in this world of Japanese, when overall my brother was born here.] Alysa says confidently about to eat her cake until Chuck all of a sudden appear out of nowhere and gobbles it down.

[Hey!] Alysa yells at her brother. [That was my slice of cake!]

Which Chuck stops and opens his mouth wide and grabs the cake and the cherry topper putting the cake down on the plate and made it neatly stand up and put the cherry back on top then slides it slowly to Alysa.

[EW!] Alysa yells and tackles Chuck in anger.

Middle makes a poker face and got off her chair and walks out the kitchen still holding Stitch.

[Wonder what my little devil is doing?] Middle asks herself while passing through a old picture of her and a small devil outside kind of smiling happily together.

[At U.A. High school: =>=]

A grown demon in a classroom teaching a low class which they call 10-F. They don't wear the high school uniform, because the grown heroes they believe it teaches the low students that they got to earn them in pushing themselves to become heroes.

[Now everyone we shall practice on our powers more. Let's get outside and start shooting at dummies. Dema will have you still stay at the side. I want you to practice your powers still with me.] The Devil teacher said to the young lady Dema.

Dema who is this very tall girl but not tall enough to over power Fatgum height, while she was also muscular. Golden eyes, short white hair that touches her shoulders. She wears a plain white shirt, and black shorts. With just plain red shoes.

Dema sighs in bother but nods.

The other students got up and opens the door to the outside since they we're on the first floor.

Dema still sat down on her chair while covering her mouth with a heat mask. The mask observes as much heat it needs to that level of volcano heat that can stand it.

While the other students were gone, Dema and Mr. Devilish are left alone in the classroom.

[Dema, I know it's hard for you to not compete with your classmates. But your power still needs work, higher students above this class really doesn't know you guys exist. But I want them to see you, I want them to see you that your strong and have that passion inside of you. That you just came out of nowhere and show them who's boss.] Mr. Devilish said explaining were she stands at the moment.

[I'm sorry.] Dema says quietly while looking down at her desk.

Devilish looks down at her blinking raising an eyebrow confused.

[Sorry for what?] Mr. Devilish asked Dema.

[I'm sorry I can't be strong! I'm not strong! I lake on my own quirk! Please let me go! I rather go back home with my cousin!] Dema yells while starting to cry.

Devilish kept quiet while then pulling out his phone and dials a number then led it rang infront of Dema.

Until it then picked up.

[Hello?] A voice that is the sound of none other than Middle herself.

[Dema your cousin.] Mr. Devilish said to her and had her grab the phone.

Dema grabs the phone shaking a bit and held it to her ear.

[H-hi Heart.] Dema says while wiping some of her tears away, sniffing a bit.

[Dema what's wrong? What happened?] Middle says sounding concern.

Dema kept quiet for a bit while then taking a breathe and breathes out slowly.

[I...I don't want to continue this study on becoming a hero. I can't take this pressure.] Dema says while then holding her breathe it.

The phone was quiet until you hear a sigh.

[Dema have I ever told you on how I couldn't protect you or the whole family I love?] Middle asked her while keeping calm.

[No cus.] Dema says while shaking her head no.

[I couldn't protect you or my sister because I am blind. Blind. My ears can't always trace the moves on the fighter fast. But it ended up having my sister getting hurt and having you in danger for many reasons I was scared because I couldn't do nothing. But as time went by as you grew you promised, you promised that you would grow to somehow protect the family. That I didn't need to worry on what path you are willing to take. Did you not say that?] Middle says to Dema.

[Yes cus, I did. But what can I do to get better and not feel so down. I have no less than just barely a mere spirit in me. No rage, just...scared a bit.] Dema says while moving her mask a bit.

[...Dema can you give the phone to Devilish please. I need to speak to him.] Middle says to her calmly.

Dema says ok and gave the phone to her teacher.

Devilish grabs the phone and put it to his ear.

[Yeah?] Mr. Devilish said to Middle while giving a sign to Dema that he is going out the classroom to the hallway.

Dema nods and opens her notebook and started writing on what's on her mind.

[Devilish, what the name's of Devil is happening? I thought you said you had this under control.] Middle says a little upset.

[I'm sorry, I guess I can't handle the situation that she breaks her self down.] Devilish said to Middle while seeming trouble on this too.

Middle sighs heavily and kept quiet for a bit.

[I have an idea, but just to listen closely on how this is going to work and proceed on for Dema.] Middle said in demand.

[You have lot's of wishes to say as always.] Devilish said to Middle while looking out a big window looking at the sky. [What do you want me to do?] He asks.

[ Next Morning: ]

1. Get a list of hero papers but mostly only sign up the agency's of Best Jeanist and Fatgum Agency.

Devilish busy grabbing some papers from the teachers desks and looks through them, while signing on the two agencies he was assigned to write.

[ 3 Hours Later: ]

2. Get to the top class of U.A. high and ask the teacher if he'll let you have some of his best students to help in Dema training if so.

Mr. Devilish runs to the 1-A class, and opens the door to see Mr. Aizawa teaching the students.

[Mr. Aizawa I'm 10-F class teacher, it's an urgent request that I may need to ask you.] Mr. Devilish says to him serious.

Mr. Aizawa looks at his students then back to Devilish, he nods to him and tells his class he'll be back in a bit and walks out the classroom, closing the door.

[What is it you need?] Mr. Aizawa asks Devilish.

Mr. Devilish blinks at him while giving him a paper.

[ Next Morning: ]

Mr. Devilish looking through his students homework while they were playing hero games.

[OK, OK, OK. Settle down, let's do this. Who am I?] A young man with pink hair but wore round circle glasses.

He clears his throat then makes a All Might face.

[I Am Here!] The young man said in the close voice of All Might.

The classmates laugh of the good expression, while Dema just had question marks on her head. Not wanting to admit she didn't know hero's that well.

Then the door to the classroom opens up.

Mr. Devilish lifts his head up and sees Mr. Aizawa with two students. One with ash blonde hair and the other one with red hair.

[I got one of my best students, while the other one volunteered to at least keep an eye on them. Bakugo goes to the agnecy of Endeavor, while Kirishima here goes to Fatgums Agency.] Mr. Aizawa said not looking not impressed as usual.

Mr. Devilish nods and stood up from his seat and walks in front of Mr. Aizawa but kept distance from him.

[Dema.] Mr. Devilish called her.

The 10-F students look at their teacher even for Dema who slowly got up and walks next to her teacher.

[Yes Mr. Devilish.] Dema says quietly not wanting to be heard so much by new people she never met before.

[These two will help you on your quirk, also Kirishima here will escort you on joining Fatgums Agency.] Mr. Devilish says to Dema with his arms behind his back.

[These two?] Dema says still quiet while looking at them. [The ash blonde hair one looks scary.] She says while looking scared.

[Well got to get use to him then, you'll start tomorrow.] Mr. Devilish says straight out without a bother and walks back to his desk.

Dema whimpers quietly while her classmates sweats drop nervously of this sudden announcement. If you could even call it that.

[ Back with Middle: ]

Middle got voice-mail and she pushes the button to hear the voice-mail from her phone.

[I got Dema a student who will help on her quirk while for a bonus a student volunteer himself to help her as well, he goes to Fatgums Agency. So it'll be easy to slide in without any suspension. Also step 3. Keep an eye on Fatgum. What kind of demand is that?] Devilish said from the voice-mail.

Then Middle ends the voice-mail and walks to her living room.

[Alysa we got it. I get half what I want, and you get your half.] Middle says while smirking showing her shark teeth. [This should be quite a entertainment, a show to watch on what could happen.] She says to Alysa.

Alysa who is sipping in her sippie cup took it out her mouth and chuckles cutely evilly.

[Excellent.] Alysa says cutely evilly.

Chuck who makes a 'what?' Face to them while dressing Stitch to look like Elvis.

[Rock and Roll! Baby!] Stitch says confidently.

( What a nice long chapter of a start to go along with. How fun. :D ) Part.3 Coming Soon!

#anime #funny #writing #cute #mha fatgum #mha kirishima #fatgum #Kirishima #suneater #food #tamaki amajiki #bakugou katsuki #red riot #taishiro #middle #villain #hero #eraserhead #aizawa sensei #devilteacher #low class #B.G. Big Girl #lilo and stitch #Stitch

[fwunn3rambles]

Would I be friends with MHA characters?

OK I know no one cares abt my relationship with fictional characters so I'm posting this on my dump blog for funsies DONT JUDGE ME IM DELULU OK ok thank you things u should know abt me: I'm introverted and I wont start a conversation with some person I don't know also if you're looking at this STREAM 말하자면 by Kim Sung Jae it's so good ty and rest in peace CLASS 1-A (I'm going to follow seat number order and I'm only doing main characters)

Mina: 100% YES - MINAAA I just KNOW she listens to KPOP - the friend I share the most common interests with (kpop, dancing) - other than that, she's friends with everyone so why wouldn't she be mine? Tsuyu: tbh yeah - I know I said I was an introvert - I don't care - comfortable silence type friendship - She's jus like me fr - I just would OK? Iida: yes - I like people who look out for me so I'll be attracted to him anyways - Big brother yes Ochaco: YES - I love her sm SHES SO NICE - def will be treating her EVERYWHERE - We just get along idk I get her she gets me this is a beautiful AFAB between AFAB relationship Denki: uhmmm yes i think -Look he's nice and all but he's a man and I am wary of men so maybe not as best of friends compared to Mina -He's fun though so plus points for that I think he's pretty funny Kirishima: yeah tbh (2) - again big brother vibes - super helpful super cool - probably won't be around him for much because he's tagging along with Bakugo all the time though Jiro: yes! - super cool super awesome SUPER COOL AGAIN - she jus like me fr (2) - music taste chef's kiss

Tokoyami: no I think - man is too emo for me but I get the hype go and live your wonderful emo life my guy - I like dark shadow though so we might get along

Todoroki: yes>>? -He seems nice but we're both introverts so auhmm -just like Tsuyu friendship -We r both dumbasses when it comes to social cues Bakugo: HELL NO - NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO - SCARY - MEAN - MAN - I will cry Deku: yea :9 - nerd to nerd communication - we probably have so much in common aside from heroes - I just KNOW we'd be good friends Mineta: no - kys Momo: YES - TEA PARTIES - FANCY OUTFITS - SO NICE AND SMART - will lend me reviewers and notes and help me review bcs she's so - I love her

CLASS 1-B (if i can remember anyone other than monoma and kendo)

Kuroiro: tbh yeah - I feel like we get along idk - he's cute why not Kendo: yes!! - Super nice - my AFAB senses are tingling ok I just can't explain it Monoma: yes? idk - he told me that he wanted to have henchmen and I just tagged along idk - he's fun to watch

damn thats really it from 1-B

THE BIG THREE

Mirio: no - I know he's nice - I know he gets naked when he uses his quirk - I dont like naked men Nejire: yes - AFAB tingles again - she probably helped me around the school on my first day Tamaki: no - He wouldn't want to be friends with anyone - I'll leave him alone for his own sake

OTHER HERO ACADEMY STUDENTS

Shinso: no - He's pretty cool but idk I dont think he or I would strike a conversation with one another Mei: yes - I like her inventions I like her veryyy much - interesting to watch - entertaining

ok im tired now bye

[artterm]

10.10.22

hi.

I havent written in a very, very long time. But I am back.

His name was Jeremy.

The story starts same way it usually does. Boy says hi to girl, girl says hi back.

Except this time we met in the areospace building. To be fair, he was in two of my classes the first semester. And in one the second semester. but lets talk about the first semester. He was eye candy. He made my heart race when he sat next to me. I don’t even have to mention the butterflies, I felt a whole zoo. His big brown eyes - like a doe, he made me so nervous. The first time he hugged me i had the biggest smile the rest of the day. It wasn’t perfect- I mean the first time we kissed I remember I was like “ why’re you biting me?” I mean seriously the next day I had a bruise on my lip. The lack of experience was evident - I tried to use it as an escape. I don’t know what happened , why , or how. But besides all of it I kept coming back. On and off for a whole year. Except I’m the reason it has been this long because he stopped texting first a long time ago. 

but i wanted him. 

even after he told me that he just wanted to have ‘fun’. I kept telling myself I wanted the same thing, but Linda you never fucking learn. YOU want to LOVE, you want to give even when you don’t recieve. You think you’re for the streets but miss girl you most definitely are not. 

Anyways let me tell you the worst part of this.

On Septmber 1st you had a show. I wanted to go SO bad. But no one wanted to go with me, so I said fuck it Imma just go. So anyways, I bought a ticket off you and you didn’t even put my name at will call!!! so i almost missed ur entrance but alas I bought another ticket and got in. It was emptier than I expected - and I didn’t know what to do with myself so I grabbed a drink at the bar. first person i noticed when i got inside was your dad, did he recognize me? no idea. eventually i went and stood towards the middle/back. You texted me up until the point that you showed up. [ it was cute? idk?] anyways, i couldnt help but smile SOOOOO freaking big whenever you would look at me. just kept thinking to myself, wish that was mine. anyways, after your set which was obviously SO GOOD, [ maybe a little bias, besides the point]. Your dad came up to me and hugged me, 

“Thank you so much for coming Linda.” ummm he remembered my name crying n throwing up. Then when I saw a couple of the guys getting drinks I went to the bar and he bought my drink! again- fricken cute af. I came up to you while you spoke to a group of men - i lifted my drink so you could see it, “oh nice! what did you get?” Did I already mention this was the first time we’ve ever gone out...together..? I was confused for the slightest second because everyone knows my usual- except you. “Vodka Cranberry, try it.” You took a sip. You reintroduced your friends and we all hungout when the main performers came on. I felt - happy but awkward? Should I stay or should I go? I wasn’t drunk enough - but i needed to go to the bathroom. Without saying anything I snuck away and shortly after you textedd me. 

“Did you leave?” 

aw. you noticed. 

When I came back I noticed your eyes searching for me in the crowd. We made eye contact and moving through the crowd I made my way back to you. I wish you could see what I feel for you. Was it obvious when I looked at you? I wanted to kiss you. I wanted to not feel like it was all on sided. But there was no physical touch from you the whole time. By the time the show was over your dad was inviting everyone to dinner and saying how hungry he was. You were saying your byes to everyone and eventually i just felt so awkward that I left without saying anything to anyone. So I walked out those doors and headed straight to my car. and i waited. hoping that you would notice and text me. and you did. “Did you leave?” “no. well yes, but im in my car” so you told me to wait and you came to my car. I drove for a while but I was drunker than you were, so you drove. I had to pee SOOOO BAD. “Can you hold it until we get to my parents?” “no.” 

So there we go trying to find a gas station so that I can go pee. The first gas station we went to didnt have a bathroom. We got to the second and as I went to open my door you went “nuh uh” and you opened it. brownie poiiiiints. Anway you asked the cashier for the bathrooms and you got me the key, which I couldnt take out so I told you to just stand in front of the door for me. When I came out I was so happyyyyyyy. I was relieved and I was with you, still a little drunky. I vaguely remember grabbing your face, “you’re soooo cute.” 

I was on aux and you were NOT fw the music i was playing. so rude. Until I started playing bad bunny, i was surprised you really knew the song, i was laughing so hard as you sang it. You played the song you always do, ‘ Get you’ by Daniel Ceaser. You were singing- I mean actually singing. I dont know if you noticed or not but i kept lowering the volume just to hear you better. Rapper and singer??? Oh the way you had me in awe. Then we got to your parents house so you could get your car. “Are you coming over?” “ummm....” “Pleaaaase” “I dont know....” and you looked at me and it felt like such a ‘finally’ moment, we came close and kissed. It was passionate, atleast for me. As you exited my car you said , “just follow me ok?” I nodded, “okay.” 

The path we took to get to your house was very dark, you could see the plethora of stars. It was beautiful. 

But look. none of it mattered, not this story and not anything that happened later that night.  I had the best night with you and next thing you know it’s been a whole month without you. And did you care? no. did u ever care, about me?

I texted you tonight hoping that it was enough for you to say “yeah i havent seen u in a while when are you free?” some type of sign that you want to see me like I want to see you. but nothing. Sp I finally deleted you off snapchat. I don’t know if you’ll notice and I don’t doubt that when you do you wont say anything. But its what I needed, and I need to forget about you. I need to heal. You cant give me when I need and most certaintly cannot give me when I deserve.  

#writing #blog