#but it's an orphanage for history's monsters who were removed from the timestream as babies in order to be rehabilitated

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Hey Gaud which 5 history figures would you like to hunt down?

THANK you. 

christopher colombus, mao zedong, stalin, hitler, leopold ii, hideki tojo, hirohito, kim il sung, ronald reagan, nixon, both george bushes, andrew jackson, obviously trump, and preferably i would assassinate them as young adults but i’m genuinely not picky 

#hitler tw #politics tw #murder tw #ask to tag #i would totally murder baby hitler #it's not IDEAL but i would do it #i would be delighted to remove them from the timeline at any age #although if they were babies i would probably just kidnap them and put them in a responsible foster home situation #anyway i accidentally allowed my mind to wander down this tangent for 30 seconds #and what my goddamn brain came up with was basically a version of foster's home imaginary friends #but it's an orphanage for history's monsters who were removed from the timestream as babies in order to be rehabilitated #like an even more messed up version of clone high i guess #an orphanage for history's dictators with me as a caring foster parent i hate my fucking brain #oh!!! also basically every member of 15th/16th century european royalty #and then all the heads of the noble families just to be safe #destroy feudalism from the top up. cut off colonialism before it manifests #i would hunt them with a crossbow #make a long weekend of it. bring some friends for a picnic and hunting party. we'd have a pack of wild dogs