#but it's good and i'm diggin it

[citrussunrises]

I'm on a one-way trip to take over the world You could've come, but your head's in the sand

#maisie peters #you're just a boy (and I'm kind of the man) #good witch #the good witch #the good witch album #miss piggy #m #music #i'm trying to be more like miss piggy guys #diggin the new album #digging it a lot

[solradguy]

Tbh Dirge of Cerberus' actual gameplay isn't as bad as I was expecting it to be, like I'm almost 4 missions in and I still haven't died, but the gameplay getting interrupted every 5 minutes by some kind of micro cutscene is driving me up the wall. Did they really have to stop the action just to show a common model NPC walking out of scene. Was that 100% necessary

#textpost #The villain names are cracking me tf up #Blue the Blue. Red the Red. There's a guy named White so I'm sure he's White the White too #I saw that there's a Transparent the Transparent later lol #This game is really corny but in a like fun Shadow the Hedgehog B movie way so I'm diggin it haha #It's really not that bad. I don't think it deserves the super super low rankings it got #It's like a 6.5 or a 7 out of 10 so far tbh #One of my buddies said that it was one of those games where the hype made people expect too much #So people thought it was worse than it actually is #It's about as good as GG2 Overture and Overture got 7s and even a few 8 out of 10 rankings back at release #Though tbf FF7 basically changed the RPG genre forever and no one in the west knew wtf a Guilty Gear was when Overture dropped #Overture definitely had an advantage there. Dirge of Cerberus was NEVER going to live up to Final Fantasy 7's hype #Doomed right outta the gate. I hope the devs weren't too beat up about it

[voxxisms]

@outofradios whispered a line ;; criminal sentences ( accepting! ) "Keep talking. You're about five seconds away from the most humiliating moment of your life." - for Vox

VOX WAS mostly unbothered by the words, spoken so very threateningly by his outward enemy. it was not something that would prevent him from continuing his verbal jesting, his attempts to get beneath the radio demon's skin. he wasn't sure if his words were successful, given the response. he could just generally be replying, but he was content to keep going anyway.

❝ well, now, you're about six decades too late, there. don't you have anything better to say? how exactly are you planning on it, i'd love to know. ❞

leaning forwards, smile on his face, encouraging the other to describe it, or to continue marching forward on this path. he was no stranger to these sorts of battles, && if alastor wanted to push it to a real fight, well. that would be just as doable, he supposed.

#【 I'M GROWING COLD | VOX ( IC ). 】 #【 JUST HOW TO MAKE ME FEEL | VOX ( VERSE ONE ). 】 #【 WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS ... | ( ASKS ). 】 #【 YOU'LL BLOW US ALL AWAY | ( UNTAGGED CHARACTER ). 】 #【 KEEP DIGGIN' MYSELF DEEPER | ( THREADS ). 】 #outofradios #( hope its good to move it ahead of time!! ) #( everything is basically done over here anyway )

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

have smol happy tachi as i write silly little things in the tags

#ANNOUNCEMENT (?) #realizing my acc is mostly incorrect quotes yall be diggin that sh so i've got 50 more locked and loaded #i'm putting them on a schedule so that i post two a day #this doesn't necessarily mean im online fyi #also i feel like it's important to explain that i am an absolute jack of all trades and yall can ask me anything #u want memes ur fav character with a bunny hair incorrect quotes a deep analysis headcanons or oneshots i do it all *strikes various poses* #lowkey sad i don't get more anons BUT i'm getting there they will all flock towards me eventually MUAHAHAHA #that is all #have a pleasant day night and existence my good fellow

[batgeance]

— Bruce Wayne, seen passing the Atlantic Bay Hotel [July 16, 2023]

#PRESS. #where did he come from where did he go..........where did he come from cotton eyed broose........ #this is a look i'm diggin the chain #wayne execs on his tail? or just some paps? chances are good betting either way really #need to know his skincare routine because that black shit smeared on his face every night is never left behind #not even a SHADOW. impressing really

[rashi-en]

hello! just wanted to stop by and ask how that omo week is treating you. the individual days seem doable but all 7 in a row seems like a real enduranc

It's honestly been mostly inconvenient, haha. Drawing out everything for the comic I wanna do takes a while, and I've been mostly regressing back into old dehydration methods, drinking not even half what I did on Monday (since Tues had personal stuff as stated, and I just had to send my car in for work today meaning I had exactly 1 public bathroom chance at 3 pm n can't go anywhere else for the rest of the day). As a result my bladder has kinda just been perpetually at a slightly achey 4 or 5, noticeable but manageable. Also I know things are just going to get worse so I've been takin it a bit easy (Thurs n Fri are gonna be a challenge lmao). On the plus side I've already learned more about my limits n abilities, just little things I probably wouldn't have noticed if I wasn't on a 24/7 challenge like this, and I might look into those a bit more :3

I will say that even though I've cut the occasional corner, I'm still going strong, and I'll be posting Monday's comic a bit later I think! It's been the most interesting day so far, hehe!

#btw I don't mind u were late since I ended up not answering an ask u sent so we're even #but I'm legit so flattered you like my stuff #literally swaying back n forth n blushing over it #diggin my heel into the ground with a lil smile cuz I don't know how to respond to it properly lol #the fact that you think my work is quality is SUCH a compliment to me #it's really easy for me to think that I'm still a bit too much of a newbie to make content that's all that good #which isn't true but a recovering self-esteem is just like that sometimes #knowing people think what I do is high-quality is VERY reassuring in that regard. so thanks for being a no1 fan :) #there's your tag ramble of the day hehe #rashi answers

[condemnedsouls]

     @arachnaemboss  whispered a line ;  RUPI KAUR POEM STARTERS  ( accepting )         ' not everyone can be as soft && tender as you. '

       CHARLIE  wasn't necessarily surprised by the expressed sentiment, as much as she was surprised for whom it was coming from. her knowledge of zestial was small, admittedly, as much as maybe she should have known more. he had been around for longer than she had been alive, as far as she knew, && truly that was impressive.

not only that, but she didn't think she agreed. anyone could choose to be anything, couldn't they?

❝ well, do you really think so? i'm sure you could be, too! it's all about the effort, even if it doesn't quite work out. ❞

       she did mean it, too. she made a conscious effort, every moment of every day, to be as kind as she could be. was that even what zestial meant, what he was talking about? she had to think so. what else could he mean?

#【 MAKING THEM THINK I'M QUITE ALRIGHT | CHARLIE ( IC ). 】 #【 IF I SMILE WITH MY TEETH I THINK I BELIEVE | CHARLIE ( VERSE ONE ). 】 #【 KEEP DIGGIN' MYSELF DEEPER | ( THREADS ). 】 #【 YOU'LL BLOW US ALL AWAY | ( UNTAGGED CHARACTER ). 】 #( i hope this is good! sorry for the delay ) #arachnaemboss

[grimgummies]

Oh, the beta designs are right here! They were uploaded on the FNF Wiki hehe

AAAA ur a lifesaver man! Plus this gives me a few more things too :D

#Grim answers #spooky month #ye I plan on archiving absolutely every single bit of Spooky Month related media even including something as simple as the thank you doodle #so I'm gonna be diggin for a good while pff

[dragoncharming]

yes, classic summer treat is put fruit juice in cup in freezer. But! new enrichment: fruit in there too. bonus treat at bottom

#ah yes i have made myself a kong w pb. i just spent an hour diggin in a cup and you know what? is good #i'm tryin to use up the cherries in the fridge and the children long for the mines

[blue-darner]

a little upset at how good oshi no ko is I tuned into this expecting a dumpster fire not something that actually hooks me

#after winter's snoozefest we're back with several shows that are good out the gate I'm diggin it #not really the levels of this past fall but idk if that's gonna be topped for a while to come

[ddejavvu]

hii could you write animagus!reader x sirius, she’s “making biscuits” in Sirius lap/tummy and the boys are like “she’s marking her territory”

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 / part 7 / part 8 / part 9 / part 10 / part 11 / part 12 / part 13

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James peers over the novel that he's reading, squinting at you where you lay on Sirius's chest. Well, you're not really laying as much as you are perching, your legs bent but in use as you use them for leverage. You've been kneading the soft layer of pudge that's grown over Sirius's stomach after months away from the Black family Manor, and he's more than happy to let you do so as he listens to the music that's playing from their almost-busted record player behind his bed.

"Another long shift at the biscuit factory," James sighs teasingly, "Babe, I ordered mine an hour ago. What's the holdup?"

"Patience, James," Remus muses, his lanky legs crossed over Sirius's as he sits perpendicular to the boy on his mattress. He reaches out to rub between your ears, and you offer him a grateful purr, but you don't slow in your pursuits, "She's new, alright? Cut her some slack."

"She shouldn't have started a job she can't finish," James scoffs, "That's irresponsible."

"Well you've started a novel you won't finish, and that's for a grade," Remus bites back, "I don't recall you offering Y/N any form of payment for her services."

"I-" James starts, with an air of indignance so like him, but Sirius cuts him off.

"Prongs, please." He levels his friend with a cautious glance, "Don't aggravate her. It's my stomach she's diggin' her claws into, here. If you keep it up I'm gonna bleed. I'm all for her marking her territory, but I'd rather not spring a leak."

James's nose wrinkles, but still he persists, as only James Potter is capable of despite better judgement telling him to stop, "Well that's just poor restaurant quality; she should keep her workspace clean."

A yowl is all the forewarning that James gets before you use Sirius's stomach as a launchpad and spring at him where he lounges in bed, but he doesn't complain, because his now-bloodstained thumb gives him a good excuse to stop reading.

#sirius black x reader #sirius black imagine #sirius black scenario #sirius black oneshot #sirius black one-shot #sirius black one shot #sirius black headcanon #sirius black headcanons #sirius black hc #sirius black hcs #sirius black fanfiction #sirius black fanfic #sirius black fic #sirius black blurb #sirius black drabble #sirius black dialogue #sirius black fluff #sirius black x reader fanfiction

[hellisharchive]

Some Adam smut with a fangirl? I mean he did mention a band.. so that means he would have a ton of fans across the music genre! And one in particular likes HIM the most. How would he handle that? Just like another groupie? Or maybe something more? Please have fun with this!!

・﹒・ diggin' on the guitarist - request

Summary: You wanted him to notice you- but you were too scared to make yourself known. You were his biggest fangirl but too shy to say something. However, he finally noticed you in ways you never could have imagined.

Warnings: 18+, fingering [reader receiving], aftercare

Pairing: Adam x Fem!Fangirl!reader

You went to his every show, but not feeling confident enough to go up and meet him as you would probably find someway to mess up. You had the biggest crush on him, biggest fangirl this side of Heaven regardless of what everyone else says. He was just so hot, you would kill just for a little wink at you. This show was no different as you jumped up with the crowd as you yelled along to his lyrics, always so passionate about his music, you loved the energy. By the end, you were exhausted and had another amazing time. Starting to leave after mostly everyone filed out, you felt a hand grab onto your wrist. Turning around, you saw that it was Adam himself. What did he want? With someone like you?

"Heeeyy now, where ya goin' hot stuff? Don't think I don't notice ya at every single show of mine. Gotta say, I'm always sad when I see ya leave. Not this time" He had on a smirk as he let you go, only to get right up in your personal space. Only then did you realize just how much bigger than he was from you, he had to lean down a good few inches just to be above your head. Face growing hot from the size difference, you panicked and looked around the now completely empty venue- it was just you two. Was this really happening? Did he actually notice you every single time? Freezing, you had no idea what to say and how to respond. He was your idol, your true love, and he actually noticed you. You felt like an idiot, like you were back in high school with a stupid crush on a guy. But, you try and muster up something and fail spectacularly.

"I uh- I just uh. Uhm-" A slim finger rested itself on your lips, promptly shutting you up. Eyes wide, you saw his mischievous ones as he pulled his finger away, grabbing onto your waist and walking you backstage into what looked like a sort of lounge room. You were shaky and unable to fully process everything that was happening. The Adam, the first man eas hitting on you, touching you, and bringing you on stage. Your dreams were all coming true.

"You don't have to say anything Babe, it's ok, I know I'm too awesome that I make you speechless. Now- sit down" You stayed silent as he gently pushed you onto the pale, golden couch, opting for being quiet that as the bst option so you don't keep making a fool of yourself. You didn't know what he was planning but you did as he asked, sitting on the cushions as he stood and hovered right over you.

"You ready to be pleasured by the original dick, Babe?" You nodded egarly and he chuckled before telling you to take off your clothes. You hurriedly rushed as you ripped them off while also being careful not to damage them, you felt the cold rush of air hit your now naked body. Staring up at the man, he took off his mask to reveal a handsome face with brown hair and gold eyes. It then occurs to you that you've never seen him without his mask, or anyone has.

"I know, I'm fucking handsome. Now sit back and relax as I give you a special show for my favorite fan" Before you could fully register that he said you were his favorite, he smashes his lips against yours and grabbed onto your tits. You moaned in his mouth as he tweaked your nipples, already making you so aroused as you grabbed onto his hair and tugged it. After a few minutes, he pulled away and took off all his clothes except his underwear. He then slid himself between your thighs, sloppily kissing your neck, causing you to moan loudly. He nipped and sucked until the point where you're sure there were at least 2 hickeys that would form. As he was doing that, he slipped a finger to your pussy, which caused you to jump in his hold. The first man moved down to suck on your tit, picking the nipple as he gently moved his finger right where your clit was, flicking it and gently dipping it into your folds.

"Adaaaammm..." You moaned, from the tit sucking to the feeling of his finger penetrating you was getting overwhelming. Squirming, you tugged on his hair and gripped it as he started to move in and out of you, switching the breast he was sucking to the other side. He then added a second finger, going faster as you could feel that familiar pool gather in your stomach, at this rate, you were going to orgasm in a little bit. Biting your lip, your breaths became fast and unsteady as he knew exactly how to move his fingers inside you as a guitarist.

"Keep moaning my name, its hot as fuck" Before you could release, he pulled his fingers out of you, making you whine from having your orgasm robbed from you. Chuckling, he took off his underwear to reveal an average sized cock, but it was pretty thick. Gulping, you wondered if it would even fit. Looking back up at him, he pulled you into a kiss- a softer one this time- as he lined himself up.

"Tell me if it gets too much, alright? Or tap me or some shit I don't know" Nodding, you took a deep breath as he slowly started to push in, with just his tip you were already feeling full. Grabbing onto his arms, you closed eyes and curled your toes as he was making sure to be gentle. Taking deep breaths, you felt kisses on your untouched side of your neck as he finally pushed all the way in. Opening your eyes, you saw him have a soft look on his face before he asked if you were ready. Saying yes, he started thrusting in and out. Yelling out his name, you moaned the entire time as he went slower at first before quickly picking up. Your arms were wrapped around his neck as you tugged on his hair hard, causing him to fuck you into the couch harder. Tears formed in your eyes from just how good it was- heavenly- if you will.

"Keep sounding like that and I'm gonna have to claim as mine, fuck" You could barely register what he said as he pounded into you mercilessly, the feeling of an orgasm quickly returning. You started sobbing as you finally orgasmed, moaning out his name so loud you swore all of Heaven heard you. Breath slowing down, he slowed down as well, hair all messy from your tugging, sweat covered both of your bodies as you stared into each other like old lovers. He gently slid himself out of you and you already missed the feeling of being so full. His cum and your fluids mixed as they leaked out of you. You watched as he grabbed a towel that he slightly wet and a water bottle and set them on the couch.

"Drink" He noticed you were out of it and shaky, so he opened the bottle and lifted the opening to your mouth, slightly leaning your head back as you drank some water. He set it back down when he thought you had enough for now and started to clean you off. He was being so gentle as he made sure to get every single part of your body. He went to grab your clothes when you tugged on his wrist, even if weakly, but it was enough to signal him.

"Can you uh...can we uh..." Your voice was hoarse from all the screaming and the water only did so much, but even after he fucked you silly, you still couldn't ask to cuddle with him. Smiling, he shook his head as he pulled away and grabbed a random blanket on a chair and walked back over, laying you down softly on the large couch. Resting the blanket on top of you, he crawled in behind you as he was much larger than you. Wrapping his arms around you, you felt him kiss your head, making your chest warm.

"Thank you for being my favorite fan"

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel adam x reader #adam x reader #adam

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

I'm new to snakes and have just realised how cute they are, especially hognoses. Do you have any fun facts about them?

Sure thing! Hognoses are awesome!!

Hognose snakes (genus Heterodon) are venomous! Their venom isn't medically significant to humans, though, and they're very unlikely to bite in self-defense. They're still awesome pets!

They're what we call rear-fanged venomous. That means they have little grooves in these big fangs near the back of their mouths, and they have to chew venom into their food as they eat.

Hoggies are known for a pretty unique behavior - when they feel very stressed or threatened, they'll play dead. They're great actors, too; they'll flop over on their backs, stick their tongues out, and sometimes even pop blood vessels in their mouths! If you try to turn them over, they'll flip back onto their backs to prove how dead they are. (Even though the dramatics are kinda funny, never harass a snake who's playing dead - they feel really scared and should be left alone!)

That adorable little nose is made for diggin'! Hognose snakes have such a big rostral (nose) scale because it lets them use their face like a shovel to dig their burrows.

Their dramatics don't begin and end with playing dead! Anyone who's kept a hognose snake knows they're not shy about telling you what they think! An annoyed hognose snake will also puff out their cheeks, spread their neck out (like a little cobra!) and hiss and bluff-strike (basically striking with their mouth closed), although, like I said, they almost never bite in self-defense.

Their hiss is super loud because of that upturned scale! Despite their small size, hoggies hiss like a much bigger snake.

Although western hognoses are most popular in captivity (for good reason, they're awesome pets), I think easterns can be even more beautiful. They have a very wide variation in natural colors, from a stunning red phase to common melanism.

Life wouldn't be the same without hognose snakes!

#not a rating #hognose snakes #snake facts

[iloveapplejacks]

WET DREAMZ P2

Inspired by Wet Dreamz by J.Cole

“The teacher always got mad so we passed notes

It started off so innocent

She had a vibe and a ***** started diggin' it

I was a youngin' straight crushin' tryna play this shit cool

But a ***** couldn't wait to get to school”

P1 P3 P4

It was English class and Chris was sat with Matt and Nate

Although he wasn't paying much attention to their conversation, his ears pricked when he heard Y/N’s name.

"The new girl is so bad bruh" nate exclaims stretching out his 'so'

"Bro I would tap that any day" Matt says

Both boys noticing that they suddenly caught Chris’ interest, turned to him

"Ain't she in your math class?" Nate asks, Matt leaning in slightly

"Yeah, Y/N is cool" Chris shrugs, wanting to say more but holding himself back.

Truth is, Y/N was more than cool.

In fact she was just perfect and it may have been the intense lust speaking but Chris really wanted her.

"Damn bro, well can you put in a good word with me?I'm tryna see a lil sumn"Nate laughs

"I don't know tbh, don't really know her" Chris shrugs

He knew what he was doing was selfish but he knew that All the girls fell at Nate’s feet and for once, just once he wanted one girl to fall at his feet.

So if that came at the cost of being a little selfish, then so be it.

Nate turned around to reply but the bell signalling the end of the lesson interrupted him.

Chris begins putting his books into his bag and puts it onto his back.

Grabbing his phone and earphones, and beginning to make his way out of the classroom

"Chris!" Someone shouts, causing him to turn around to see who was calling him.

He sees Y/N running over to him and once she reaches him she stops

"Hey Y/N" he says smiling

"We got math, let's go" she chuckles looping her arms with his and beginning to walk.

This catches him by surprise and he looks around to see everyone in the hall way staring at them with shock

the two began walking together until Nate stood in front of them

More specifically, Y/N

"Hey I'm Nate" he says flirtatiously holding his hand out for Y/N to shake

"Y/N" she smiles shaking his hand causing Chris to roll his eyes

"what you heading bro?" nate asks raising an eyebrow to him "Math, matter fact, we are kinda late so if you don't mind." Chris says shooting Nate a fake smile

He loved Nate like a brother but he knew that if he wanted to stand a chance to get to know Y/N Then he'd need to be selfish

"Okay well, I'll see you later, and Y/N it was lovely to meet you" Nate winks at Y/N before moving out of their way

After Nate’s departure, Y/N links her arms with Chris

"It's math time Christopher" she giggles, causing Chris to laugh loudly as the two continued to walk.

They both got to their math class and sat in their usual seats and immediately started laughing and bickering.

“You do realise that i’m teaching math lesson?" Mr Martinez yells frustratedly

"Ok I've had enough, Chris move to the front, and

Y/N move 2 seats down" he instructed

Both of them muttered something to themselves as they moved to where Mr Martinez instructed them to

Once they did, Chris kept calling for Y/N across the room

Both continued to talk to each other via notes for the remainder of the class and before they knew it, the bell signalling the end of the school day rang

"You're all dismissed but Y/N and Chris, I'd like to talk to you for a moment" mr martinez says

Y/N and chris looked at each other with confusion and waited until the class emptied out before walking over to mr martinez

"Now you're both very bright students who I enjoy teaching but you have to cut out this chatter" he says and both nod understandingly

"I just want you both to do really well in this class and that requires a bit of listening, so please I don't want to talk to the both of you about this again" he continues, the two muttering a 'yes sir!

"Okay you're both dismissed”

STOP I ACTUALLY DONT KMOW WHAT IM DOING RN but this song is one of my favorite so why not continue the good stuff is coming soon promise 🙏🏼

#Spotify #chris sturniolo #sturniolo smut #sturniolo triplets smut #matt sturniolo smut #chris sturniolo smut #christopher sturniolo smut #nick sturniolo #matt sturniolo #sturniolo triplets

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Since you mentioned Ruby in your massaging series why not a story about her and Jaune massaging her thighs

Ruby plonked herself down on a chair of the room they were renting, rubbing the Rubooty because of how sore it was. Walking across a continent had it's downsides, but at least she hadn't skipped leg day.

Jaune: Ren and Nora are all set up in thei- Are you good Ruby?

Ruby: I- yeah, I'm just sore from all the walking. My legs are killing me.

Jaune: I could give you a massage?

Ruby: You know how to give massages? Like, actual massages, not just what you see on T.V. ?

Jaune: Yeah! I got my license- not on me, but in general.

Ruby: Okay, Sure! I'd kill for a massage right now!

Jaune: Well, great! Just lay on your stomach please!

Ruby: *lays down on the Bed* Now what?

Jaune: It would be easier to work on your muscles without working through your leggings, and I don't want to rip them. Could you take them off?

Ruby: *Slight Blush* Uh- okay? Is this good?

Jaune: Great! Just let me know where to go and when to stop! I'll get going with your ham strings!

Ruby: Oh- Oh! Ah!

Jaune: You okay?

Ruby: Y-Yeah! Wow that feels- Pinchy? I don't- Ah~

Jaune: *Pressing further up her leg* Wow, you are Really tense! Thanks for letting me do this Rubes! You'll feel great afterwards!

Ruby: *More Blushing* I- Ah~ I feel good r-right now! Oh~

Jaune: *Moves to other leg* Huh. Maybe it has to do with my semblance? Or something?

Ruby: Uh- Y-Yeah! m-Mayb- AHn~ (Don't tease me like that you Butt!)

Jaune: Alright! great! Thanks for letting me do this. It feels nice making others feel good!

Ruby: It Fe-EELS GOOD!

Jaune: *Close to her butt again* That's music to my ears Ruby- Just, remember let me know If I do something you don't like.

Ruby: *Super Blush* I will!

Jaune: *Diggin his fingers into Ruby's ass* Wow! You're really soft down here!

Ruby: AHN~ Th-Thanks Jau-AUNE~

Jaune: You okay? You're getting kinda loud!

Ruby: Keep- Keep going until I tell you to stop!

Jaune: Why does everyone act like this?

Ruby: ev- evryone?

Jaune: Everyone except my Family. I guess Arc's are just built different! *Squeeze*

Ruby: Wha- AAAHHH~

Ruby's whole body tensed before unbinding itself, all the physical stress leaving her body as she came on the bed.

Jaune: Oh! Geeze Ruby, you relaxed a lot- you just peed! I can get the front desk-

Ruby: NO! I- I mean I'll handle it. Don't worry about it!

Ruby Petals bursts, grabbing the wet sheets and blankets while pulling Leggings up to hide her shame.

Ruby: Wow ... His hands are Magic ... I need to have them for myself!

~~~~~

Weiss: What do you think has got Harriet so ...

Yang: Wound tight and relaxed?

Weiss: But only around Jaune?

Yang: Yeah, It's weird.

Weiss: Maybe he walked in on her taking care of herself.

Yang: Or he took care of her~

Weiss: Look, Yang, I've grown to care about Jaune as much as the rest of you, but do you know how crazy that Idea is? You've met Jaune, right?

Yang: Yeah, yeah. C'mon, let's go ask Vomit Boy. He'll talk to us, or if he doesn't whatever he doesn't say will tell us everything!

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #lancaster #asks and answers #lwde #rwby smut #rwby lemon #paybackcity1 #masseuse arc au

[pocket-jack]

"At the restaurant"

Luffy: "Feels something crunchy in his dish" Blegh!

Law: Are you alright?

Luffy: No.... There's... I think there's cabbages in that...

Law: You should eat more vegetables. Meat is protein, yes, but your body also need carbohydrate

Luffy: Eeeeeeeegh.....

Luffy: "Gives Law all of the veggies" Eat.

Law: "Sigh"

Law: "Eats all of them" Here. Better?

Luffy: Nishishi! Yes!

Law: "Eat his dessert, but then stops, diggin into his dish" It's bread...

Luffy: Aww, Traffy!...

Law: Don't be so dramatic, I'm not gonna choke on this. Here, if you gaved me your stupid veggies, then I'll give you all of the bread

Luffy: Hihihihi! Sandwiches!!

Law: Enjoy your sandwiches... "Eats"

Law: "Cough! Spits the fruits" Fuck!... It's umeboshi!..

Luffy: Hehehe! Traffy spited his food!

Law: Fuck off! This fucking menu is sucks! What if someone has allergies!?

Luffy: Should I eat it for you? I can give you my dessert!

Law: The one that you've ate just a minute ago?

Luffy: We can order more!

Law: No. I've had enough. Let's eat at the Baratie next time

Luffy: Okie-Dokie!

KidLawLu bonus:

Kid - the omnivorous monster: HAHAHA! Losers! What's wrong, monkey? Can't eat your green? Is your umeboshi too soft for your petite mouth to handle, Trafalgar? Hahahahaha!

Law and Luffy: >:(

Kid: I'm just saying! You can always give me your food! M' no picky!

Law: ....

Law: Well, ok. Next time we'll share with you, oh, savior of our stomachs!

Kid: Hah? Well, nevermind. Are we gonna stop at the Baratie next time? They have good cabbage dishes...

Law: No. We've decided already where we gonna go next time.

Kid: When? And where to?

Law: Udon restaurant.

Luffy: Udon restaurant.

Kid: .....

Luffy: All the food is yours, jaggy~ We've had a deal!~

Kid: I hate you

Law and Luffy: Love you too! <3

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