#but it's on thin fuckin ice

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

"I seldom cahoot"

babe wake up biblically accurate Hades just dropped

#he is so unserious I love him #I love one (1) uncle #h name gods are the only chill ones so far I guess #(hades and hephaestus if that was not clear) #and like we already know we're fuckin with hestia so #okay wait hera's a bitch actually I take that back #and hermes is on thin ice with me #anyways the point is that Hades and Hephaestus are the only valid gods so far #I'm softening on poseidon as we speak #percy jackson #percy jackson series #pjo #pjo spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson spoilers #hades #jay duplass

[datcravat]

bepis 💙 ❤️

#my art #fire emblem #fire emblem engage #alear #alear fire emblem #alear fanart #she won the patreon poll and this drawing has consumed two weeks of my life #if you voted for her fuck you #YOURE ON THIN FUCKIN ICE

[larsisfrommars]

Next patch/hotfix better be the “we’re sorry Wyll” super patch or me and Larian gonna fucking FIGHT

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 critical #larian critical #larian studios #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #fantasy/D&D genre stop being plagued by racism challenge #smh #wanna kinda give them benefit of the doubt or at least a chance to fuckin correct themselves #but the ice is getting fucking thin #gonna still fight Larian anyway so we actually fucking GET the patch we need for him #but still #the bit

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

We have reached a level of nipple censorship so bad that we made it around to erasing men's nipples now lmao I guess Sam and Josh just aren't allowed to have nipples?

Don't forget what they took from you.

#jake gets to keep his but hes on thin ice lmao #what is the point? #like choose a different cover? #so fuckin weird why any nipple of any kind would be such a problem #they hit sexism so badly theyre getting the dudes now lmao #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #sam kiszka #jake gvf #josh gvf #danny gvf #sam gvf

[wildflowercryptid]

i want to swing drayton around by his stupid ass hair for so many reasons.

#the way he talks about carmine and amarys's friendship makes me see red fuck this dude #florian's nature to see the best in people would go out the fuckin window the moment he says that shit #like he was already on thin ice but that's the moment where flori would be like '' yeah fuck this guy fr '' #kieran showing up immediately after that kinda jumpscared me i did not expect him to pop in 😭 #the way he talks to the player is killing me... #god i wanna draw my interpretation of these scenes so freaking bad ugh!!! #i'm plotting how juliana plays into this too and it's getting interesting >:) #mj.txt #sv dlc spoilers #indigo disk spoilers

[spotsupstuff]

Okay, I was going to explain a possible path for a worm of the string au with Sparrow complaining one day that the puppet can't leave the chamber to relive the fever of being in one place and that her thesis being rejected and then Caper reading the thesis and iterating that idea and then he somehow manages to get off the string.

But getting off the umbilical without reason or explanation is more funny!

Imagine if that starts happening to the others iterators?

Pls tell me his face is priceless! More so if it is a red lizard (do train lizard exist in your au?)

Also, how would Notos and Haboob react to Sparrow?

Now, you mentioned that when Sparrow killed the red centipede she was not in the respawning cycle. What is the age that the Ancients enter the cycle?

staring like a deer caught in headlights GSDLKMCLK this man should either have internal bleeding from a Red Liz bite or bad damage in the coconut and Yet he's 👌 how puzzling n yah! train/hurricane lizards Are real in the Serotonin Take!

as for Notos n Haboob, assuming it's in the off string post-ascension thing too:

they'd like each other! :D

and the respawn cycle is entered once the etheric body is finished growing which is around like.... 20-23 years old

#Spot says stuff #rain world #rw #oc tag #// gun // #oc: boreas' blessing #oc: three sparrows #oc: biting notos #oc: inhale in haboob #for lil added context the idea is that BB saved Sparru from the green liz actually. and then went on a tirade bout how she should go Die #oh boreas you are so sensible and know exactly what you want from people </3 #post-mass ascension off string with sparrows is fun cuz. shes fuckin Alone in the whole world. n the iterators have been hurt by the- #-ancients leaving so its a whole mish mash.. on one hand boreas recognizes her as his lil sister. on the other hes too angry n bitter to- #-face that familial tie rn. yea he was glad when the ancients left cuz no more vemon injections! but everythin became so much harder #not to mention other not self-sufficient iterators are on thin ice from then on. he also doesnt want euros to see her again cuz like... #what if the poor kid will have to go through the pain of losing her to old age again thats horrible. so the worry n protectiveness is back

[transprince]

Hey so it bugs me that in all the other homestuck sprites, if they have glasses, their eyes take up the whole thing. Except Eridan's.

He's fixed now.

#homestuck #eridan ampora #happy 4/13 everybody #fef is on thin fuckin ice #OH I SHOULD FIX VRISKA'S

[lost-to-stardust]

So I made this to prove a point how we all feelin'?

#jinx talks a lot #trigun #nicholas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #to clarify: 98!vash may be in the not an incel category but he's on thin fuckin ice #tristamp!vash is in between categories bc i think he is ace but not sex averse #so he's probably tried it it once or twice but got nothing out of it

[sidras-tak]

Invite my brother’s dog to sleep in my bed bc I think she misses him. She settles herself in the crook of my knees. She is so warm. Damp warm. Why is this damp dot jpeg. I touch her head to get a better picture of what’s going on. She is breathing her hot moist nasty little dog breath directly on my buttcheek.

#sparklepants #she can stay but she’s on thin fuckin ice #nudge #<- hey man your dog is being nasty can u do something about that #she’s so being weird about my wife’s hair again

[becauseyouvexme]

things I want for s3:  for penelope featherington to absolutely Tear into colin bridgerton

not as lady whistledown

as miss penelope featherington

right to mister colin bridgerton’s face

colin is a sweetheart but he’s also an asshole, and i’d love for sweet sweet wallflower pen with a biting, keen command of language and ruthless insight of behavior to be the one to point that out to him

(and then for him to be turned on by it obviously)

(and then for pen to be oblivious to his affection OBVIOUSLY because we love how oh the turn tables, esp when it’s the femme who has the upper hand)

#polin #penelope x colin #colin x penelope #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #lady whistledown #bridgerton #bridgerton s3 #non kathony #he's on thin fuckin ice with me rn with that offhanded remark he makes about pen in the last 10 minutes of the show #i love him and that's why i'm holding him as a character accountable for the shitty things he says

[vampirebiter]

so the property im house sitting at is like. pretty isolated and up a driveway that theres no possible way youre going to go all the way up on accident but a random unexpected car came up and didnt come back down as far as i could see so that is. very fun and not at all frightening ✌️

#i told my parents what was going on and they called the police to have them come check everything out. #no word on when thatll be because. like. mildly middle of nowhere and its cops. #realistically theyre gonna do fuck all. because again. its a cop. but theres no way im going up to check the other house rn. #itd be thin ice for me to go do it tomorrow morning if not for the animals i have to feed. #its been about an hour since it initially happened so ive calmed down a little bit but im still freaked out being alone like this #god itd be so fuckin cringe if i got murdered in this shitty slasher scenario. im wearing a fuckin halloween t shirt. #you cant be slashed while wearing a slasher thats embarrassing. #anyway. i doubt im gonna die. but it is scary when some motherfucker is outside #and you cannot see them #ghost.txt

[darlin-djarin]

i haven't been this excited about star wars in forever. hold off the filoni assassination guys. just for a bit.

#this episode... good lord.. #filoni... you're on thin fuckin ice #that was so fucking good i am fed and happy and healthy goodnight #star wars #ahsoka #oil.

[thunderheadfred]

Facebook's Instagram Reels bleed-over has started trying to show me tradwife homesteader waifish 20-something blonde women "cutting native grasses" in diaphanous gowns and I'm like

I will burn your house all the way down

#I like gardening and NATIVE CULTURE #not christian prairie roleplay #as in: i am friends with many indiginous people who I have met through school and I like to support indiginous businesses and organizations #and I like gardening in the sense of being like... extremely dirty and ugly outside #this is not it #get the FUCK back #this FB feature is also supplying a near constant stream of dachshund puppy videos so... there are *some* redeeming qualities #BUT YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKIN ICE

[spicy-bunz]

I am not a patriotic person, but when this English man told Americans that they’re welcome for the English language and whatever, I had a reaction

#literally the first thought that came to mind was #thin fuckin ice dude. #critical role #cr spoilers #cr wimbley live show

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Captain Rex after leaving a meeting with Commander Cody and General Kenobi

#Rex is the token straight and he’s on thin fuckin ice tbh #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #captain rex #codywan

[zmediaoutlet]

happy wincest wednesday!! deanna ask<33. do you think anything about s6 happens differently in the het version? or maybe s9/10?

yayyyy happy wincest wednesday, a day Deanna gets to shine <3

I mean the first thing that I think is true is that Deanna is staying with uhh Mark, the hot dude she hooked up with way back when Sam was at Stanford, and Mark's got a kid from a failed relationship with a past woman and Deanna learns to make pretty good meatballs and stir fry and tomato rice soup from scratch when little Ben is sick, and it's actually a lot harder for her to leave than it was for Dean.

But Sam's back and she has to go -- has to, even if she tells Mark that it's just a quick hunt to help and she'll be back for Ben's soccer game on Saturday -- and the break-up with Mark happens a lot faster and is a LOT more painful than the one with Lisa because Sam talks his way into her panties on that very first solo hunt together, when they're alone after the Campbells go their own way, and in her life Deanna has never ever thought of herself as a cheater but it's -- Sam, and his mouth tastes the same and his hands are finally the right size on her jaw when he drags her in close and he's the right weight between her thighs, lying heavy on her hips, at last, after the last year (and more) of missing him. He rolls off the bed quick after but she hardly notices at first that something's off because the sheer relief is too much for her to notice anything else at all, and it's not until she's showering, after, that the random thought pops into her head that she was going to pick up a 24-pack of Gatorade for the kids before the game, and then she realizes that she's got to tell Mark. She's got to. It's not fair, otherwise.

When Cas finally reveals that Sam's soulless she doesn't beat him up -- physically can't, for one thing, especially not now that he's gone all greek god -- but she walks out of the room and gets into the car and knows that from Calumet City to Battle Creek where Mark and Ben are living now is two and a half hours, and two hours if she ignores traffic laws, and she thinks about it -- she thinks about walking in and hugging Ben and taking Mark into the bedroom that she'd barely started to unpack before the breakup and going to her knees and saying how sorry she was, and how she'd never meant to be this way, and could she come back, please, could she crawl back into their bed and have the good boring sex they had and could she try again to make his mom's recipe for cinnamon rolls and could she teach Ben how to repair a carburetor, and get it right this time, and raise a kid who wouldn't crack her heart in half, wouldn't make her want to lay down and never get up again for the sheer enormity of what loving him did to her. How impossible it was to exist under the weight of it.

Then she gets back out of the car and goes back up to where Cas is finishing up his examination of Sam and she tells Cas to leave the room and she tells Sam that they're done, until he gets fixed. "I feel fine," Sam says. "Nothing about this is fine," Deanna says, and his eyes skip from her eyes to her mouth to her tits and then he shrugs, turns away and puts his belt back on, like so what. Like, fine, he'd get it somewhere else and it didn't matter. Deanna goes outside to where Cas is awkwardly waiting and thinks that whoever did this, whoever bifurcated her brother and removed all the best parts of him, she will find that person and destroy them to the last atom, if it's the last thing she does. (Cas looks from her face to the door beyond which Sam's waiting, and disappears.)

#answers #happy wincest wednesday #girl!dean #deanna #?? what is my TAG that's another project for another day #anyway yes #deeper entrenchment with not!Lisa #deeper 'betrayal' by sam #cas is on thin fuckin ice lol #i wonder if deanna would actually fuck cas? #i still think no. although maybe in early s9... #it'd depend on whether she and sam were back together #either way: i maintain that very early seasons/preseries for sam/deanna is the raddest queasiest best option #makes every single part of them just... More