oh man this is the season that's entirely around christmastime.. the shots of the Rockefeller tree christ I haven't seen it in years irl bcus its such a fucking mob but it always reminds me of one year my bestie at the time had a December bday & wanted to see the tree so me him & another friend all went there after this insane pregame where I flashed someone in a truth or dare game & then after seeing the tree we were mixing drinks on a stoop & some middle aged banker guy in his suit tried going up the stairs to get into his place & we somehow recruited him into joining us in street drinking & he just came out with us lmao??? & then we went to some truly awful turtle bay club where the birthday boy got into this insane bar fight that spilled out onto the street & we all had to scramble before cops got called on us so we go back to the other friends place where the pregame had been & im in the bathroom wiping blood off his face and then he crashes on her couch & im like ok bye. & then the girls brother who was home makes an appearance and is trying to hook up w me & im like no then he follows me out into the stairs & corners me after I leave their apartment so I had to be like "I SAID NO ALREADY GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!" at the top of my lungs to scare him off. then I went home & realized I had some of my friends blood on my face from the fight & posted at least 3 snapchat selfies of it like "lmao who bled on my face???" bcus I was so drunk I kept forgetting I posted them. so yeah the most iconic symbol of christmastime in nyc always takes me back to memories of one of the trashiest nights of my life.
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Ali: [Weds night before her bday] Ali: woman you home Carly: not mine y? Ali: because ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY Ali: and I need to come bearing gifts Carly: now? k then Carly: ill get there before u Ali: you @ one of the lads then? Ali: no rush 'cept I do wanna be the first so like b4 midnight cinders ๐๐ Carly: i werent born @ 12 tho & u kno that from doing my chart ๐ฎ๐ Carly: but ur so cute Ali: tru but Ali: i'm excited Ali: can't start the party without guest of honour 7 Carly: aw Carly: i wont take these 15 ๐s yet ๐ผ Carly: we can party together Ali: ๐? Carly: idk can u call it a ๐ if u have to give back Ali: Boo ๐ Carly: not what he said when we were done Ali: ๐ still Ali: not very festive of him Carly: idc its been fun Carly: coulda stayed in w ma & da but its not a retirement party in the works like Ali: for now Ali: but I got better plans than either Carly: yea? Ali: 'course Ali: who am I Ali: who are we Carly: ๐
๐๐ Carly: i barely knew u on my last bday ๐ข๐ Ali: it's insane Ali: you're so important and integral to me how did we not get together before then Ali: I'm not the only one with plans tho ๐๐ Carly: too many lads to swap first ha Carly: i kno my ma has been planning all wk but idk cuz shes learned to be subtle somehow Carly: must b her new man teaching her things Ali: Eskimo sisters for life, baby ๐ Ali: ๐ come thru shaz Ali: sounds promising Carly: ๐ค๐๐ฎ Ali: not her new man, obvs Carly: hes no cavante tho still only a few yrs older Ali: if I beat you I'll hit her up for the scoop Carly: ๐ Ali: ๐ฌ Ali: I guess we've got her answer for the age old experience vs stamina Carly: could b where i left her wine drunk in the hot tub still Carly: falls asleep there more than the marital bed Carly: mermaid energy ha Ali: not wine drunk Ali: worse energy than coke rage, I swear Ali: watch out cat lady, protect your children Carly: aw ill look after them Ali: ๐ผ Ali: I'll take any bday bumps for you ๐ช Carly: never liked coke or wine soz ma if thats my ๐ Carly: still my hero ๐ Ali: those people are the worst Ali: lemme buy something for me and give it to you Ali: no sharon THAT IS NOT ๐ IN ๐ THE ๐ SPIRIT ๐ OKAY ๐ Carly: my gma does that every yr! xmas too Carly: so boring unwrapping that bible each time Carly: good rolling paper tho Ali: ๐ Ali: the lord is in you, it's what she wanted Ali: just in your lungs but you know Carly: ha Carly: what r u bringing me boo? Ali: don't you want the surprise babe Carly: idk last time u really surprised me it was w a divorce so u could get ur man Ali: ๐ฅ Carly: ๐ jk u kno i love surprises Ali: just devastated you're calling me predictable for the last, how many months Ali: cut me deep, birthday girl Carly: i dont surprise easy Carly: y the lads like me Carly: dont b sad baby Ali: never Ali: not when there's partying to be done Carly: yay Ali: and a ๐ธ to celebrate Carly: ur sweet ๐ฌ๐ญ Carly: i dont look like a princess rn Carly: no running away Ali: you always do Ali: even when you running from ogres Carly: ur gonna make me look worse when im crying too Ali: meant to save them for the party Ali: but I'll never tell Carly: ha its been a few yrs since a bday tantrum Carly: really had to wait for that bike tho Ali: and #werk baby Ali: you were as adorable then, how your parents didn't spoil you is a mystery to me Carly: ask them if u do get here before me Carly: but before i was medicated i wasnt as ๐ผ could b the answer Ali: lecture 'em on how wrong they were, more like Carly: ur a bias little ๐ฑ๐ Carly: & u didnt kno me then even if u do remember i grew into my ๐s Ali: ๐ Ali: well I never grew into my ๐s and my 'tudes no better either and you still love me so Ali: deal with it, Walsh ๐ Carly: aw u were the cutest ๐ถ Carly: & u get cuter every yr Ali: hey, don't spoil my heartfelt message in your card! Ali: ๐ Carly: im sorry Carly: ill have 1 for the road & forget Ali: I think one of the boys just catcalled me without offering to give me a ride in their white van/carriage Ali: see me struggling here lads, is that part of the appeal? probs Carly: which y? ill threaten to uninvite him from the party Carly: 1* Ali: not the kinda bitch to resort to racism 'cos I'm mildly upset or angered but they really be looking the same behind the wheel of a transit, like Ali: think it was one of Ronan's brothers? Ali: and in fairness, never slept with you so whaddya owe me, kind sir Carly: ha Carly: if he could see & be seen @ the wheel then i reckon i kno Carly: & i have slept w him so he will b ๐๐ข if he cant celebrate w me Ali: my hero ๐ Carly: ๐ Carly: been thru every1 old enough in that fam now ha Carly: gonna have to move like Ali: I wish I could tell you the surprise was a hot new fam Ali: alas Ali: wouldn't fit them on my back, like Carly: ๐ข๐ Ali: I've let you down Ali: how could I Ali: gonna eat my feelings ๐ Carly: ๐ฏ๐ no Carly: never Ali: what's the dresscode for this shindig then Carly: idk not allowed to go w bday suits Carly: my da overruled me Ali: gotta whittle down my knock you dead options Ali: even with those stifling guidelines, tah Mr Walsh, I should manage it Carly: i believe in u baby Ali: ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ Carly: im back btw Carly: used my wings mayb Ali: damn Ali: was really hopinh for some 1x1 with your ma Carly: she will scoot over in bed for u Carly: not just me who misses u Ali: awh Ali: can we convince her to give you your present early or nah Ali: I say yeah Carly: me too so 2 votes Carly: my da will b asleep too deep to cast his even if she says no weve outnumbered her Ali: ๐ช Ali: I'll put the phone down and run Ali: gimme 5 Carly: k Carly: be careful tho Carly: some of the ๐ก r out Ali: ๐ Ali: my middle name Carly: fun is ur middle name Carly: how many do u have? Ali: as many as you want Ali: ๐ Ali: but just the one, actually Carly: hot Carly: u can have 1 of mine then wed both have 2 each Ali: are you actually ๐ Carly: my ma wishes Carly: queen of the site tho Carly: ha Ali: I've not bought her a crown Ali: not soz Carly: its k shes got her prom tiara somewhere Ali: memories ๐ถ Carly: am i gonna peak before 18 too? Ali: never Ali: only way is ๐ baby Carly: u make me feel really happy u kno Ali: โ๐ป๐๐ฏ๐๐ฐ Ali: it's mutual boo Carly: im crying Carly: & smiling Carly: its the ๐s ma Ali: it's the ๐ Ali: she gets it Carly: aw Carly: yea shes really ๐ w the lad from the chemist Carly: knocking our ๐ off the top Ali: can't be having that Ali: got all weekend to prove we're ๐ฅ Carly: til ur bf shows up Ali: nuuh Ali: it's all about you Carly: ur so nice to me Ali: you'll see feel and believe it โจ Carly: ๐ฎ๐ Carly: r u gonna stay? Ali: can I? Carly: yea Ali: then yeah Carly: aw ur my ๐ Ali: I haven't copped out that hard, don't worry Ali: come help me Ali: not very gentlemanly of me but I wanna be with you before we've gotta hear about the prom queen's glory days Carly: k Carly: ๐ช๐
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