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ewanmitchellcrumbs · 5 months

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This may be a weird request, but pls hear me out. Could you do something in the format of those headcanons you write for EM characters—like which planet they are associated with—but just describing the character and their role in the series/movie in like 2-3 sentences? Like a trivia of sorts. I’ve only seen HOTD, and while some of his chars can be googled easily, like Osferth or Tom Bennet, the ones like Genyen or Michael are very obscure to me due to not having seen the stuff they’re from yet, and there isn’t always a wiki page available for them. You being the #1 Ewan Mitchell expert, I don’t really know who else to approach with such a thing. Please & I’d be very thankful 🏵💞🍀

Yeah, I can certainly do that for you. Below the cut!

Abraham - features in only one episode of a long running soap opera called Grantchester. The main protagonist of the series happens across a Romani camp. Ewan plays a character who is engaged to a girl named Luella. Luella keeps disappearing off. When Luella's father won't tell Abraham where she's going, he kills him with a fireplace poker. It later transpires that Luella is having an affair with the farmer whose land they're camped on and she doesn't want to marry Abraham at all. He's upset, not only at the loss of his wife-to-be, but also because he was next in line to become leader of their settlement, and has ruined that by killing someone from their community.

Aemond - Second son of Viserys Targaryen and Alicent Hightower. Bit of a twat, resentful because his dragon egg never hatched in his cradle. Claims his dead aunt's dragon, and his nephew gets the arsehole with him and knifes him in the face for it. He loses hie eye, but puts a gnarly sapphire in the socket in its place. Kills his nephew for rocking up to Storm's End and cockblocking him, which starts a war within his family and loads of them die. Gets distracted by a big tiddy witch and spends the rest of the war slinging one up her until eventually him and his uncle commit murder suicide.

Billy Taylor - sweetest little treasure in the world. Works as a bell boy at a hotel called the Halcyon, which quite frankly ought to be shut down for its negligent business practices. Anyway, Billy is sweet on a maid called Kate. When a hotel guest assaults her, he pulls the guy's own gun on him and narrowly avoids getting the sack for it. His mum interferes in his drafting, because she doesn't want him going overseas to fight in the war, so he's stationed at the London army barracks manning the anti aircraft guns. Dies anyway, because he gets blown up.

Billy Washington - hopeless brother of boss bitch Lana Washington. Doesn't have a job, has been refused from the army and feels pretty shit about life. His girlfriend has left him and his flat's a shit state. Because of his mardy outlook on life, a fascist organisation is able to radicalise him and frames him for vandalising a Halal butcher's. They later plant a bomb in his car, with the intention of it going off when he gets out at Farringdon station, where an anti fascist protest is taking place. Lana intercepts him on route, and he drives to Cranstead Gardens instead. He panics in the car, not knowing what to do, and against all advice, ends up opening the door to get out, which sets off the bomb and kills him.

Ettore - on board a space ship with other death row inmates to try to find alternative energy resources. Essentially understood that it's a suicide mission, but the doctor on board is conducting heinous fertility experiments on everyone. They are not allowed to sleep with each other, but have a "box" that they can go into to masturbate. Ettore is generally considered creepy by everyone on board, and he is really perverted - lots of inappropriate staring, etc. One night, he sneaks into the cell of an inmate called Boyse and tries to rape her. When her bunkmate, Mink, tries to defend her he beats her up. Eventually, male members of crew are alerted and Ettore is beaten to a pulp. Mink then stabs him through the eye and he's chucked out of the airlock.

Genyen - Only in one episode of a soap opera called Doctors. Introduced in a Buddhist centre with a senior monk called Jinba. Jinba tells him to go out and collect money for the centre. A doctor from the series runs into him while he's collecting and feels sorry for him because he looks cold. He gives him his lunch and donates £20, which Genyen tucks into his robe instead of the charity box. Jinba sees and takes the money off of Genyen. At this point it seems as though Genyen is being mistreated by Jinba, and the doctor seems to think this too, so when Genyen wants to leave he gives him cash to help him. It then transpires that the reason Jinba doesn't want Genyen handling large sums of money is because he steals. He stole Jinba's bank card when he left and empties his bank account at an ATM. He is apprehended by the doctor though and the police are called.

Jack - from the short, Fire. Jack has an ability where the angrier he gets the more fire he is able to produce. His dad and him have made a living out of stealing cars. Jack runs away when he decides he doesn't want to do it anymore and his dad pursues him through the woods. Gets so angry his fire powers causes him to fell an entire tree.

Jason - from the film, Just Charlie, plays a guy hanging out at a play park. Beats up a girl when he finds out she's trans.

Michael Gavey - a student at Oxford. Befriends Oliver Quick because he believes him to be a social outcast, much like he is. Is a mathematical genius. Is quickly ditched by Oliver when he manages to befriend the more popular students. Incredibly abrasive, outspoken and looks down upon the popular students as he believes them to be "vapid cunts".

Osferth - King Alfred's bastard. Enrolled as a novice monk, but leaves the monastery when he's of age to join Uhtred, as his uncle Leofric had always spoken fondly of him. Not a particularly seasoned fighter, but brave in his own right and extremely loyal. Incredibly kind and maintains his faith throughout, but has some absolutely cracking one lines. "What is smite?" "Well, it's a word, isn't it?" Fucks like a dinosaur, according to the prostitutes of Winchester. Dies when he's stabbed in the side during battle, and it's honestly one of the most heart wrenching scenes I've ever watched in my life.

Poacher - from the short, Stalker, this film is minutes long and Ewan appears in it for seconds and says nothing. Plays a poacher that is in trouble for illegally hunting deer on private land. Just stands there holding a rifle.

Scott - from the film Stereotype. Literally only a voice part - a voicemail of Scott encouraging his friend to beat someone up.

Tom Bennett - a troublemaker that always seems to be attracting the attention of the police. He doesn't want to be drafted into the war, so decides to sign up as a conscientious objector. However, when it transpires that his latest crime is more serious than he realised, he enlists in the navy to avoid going to prison. Is stationed aboard the HMS Exeter and has a canary named Vera, which he takes bets for which ports she'll lay eggs in. Survives the Battle of the River Plate and it matures him. He's short in Dunkirk and ends up in a hospital in Paris around the time that they surrender to the Nazis. Is snuck out and across the Spanish border. In season two, somewhere on his way back home he stopped for a haircut that was administered by a lawnmower. His father died when their house was shelled and he blames his sister for it. He then goes back to war.

Will - from the short Salad Days. Robs people's houses with two of his friends. Discovers a gun in one of them and uses it to hold up a post office. Takes a worker hostage and his friends freak out and run away. He lets the guy go, but when his friend reveals he wants to go to the police about what they did, he beats him up because he doesn't want to go to prison or give back the money they stole.

#asked and answered #ewan mitchell #ewanverse headcanons

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qsycomplainsalot · 1 year

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What is Boob Armor ?

Boob armor is an unfortunately common fantasy trope, describing a type of breastplate (quite literally) that fits tightly over a female character’s chest. Usually the cuirasse will be shaped in such a way as to evoke the naked body while still claiming to be chest armor, but the trope can be applied to any misshapen bowl things.

A common way to justify the existence of boob armor - also known as tiddy armor by connoisseurs - is to refer to the Archaic era muscle cuirasse, a Greek piece of bronze armor made of two plates, front and back, mimicking an idealized version of the muscles underneath as defined by contemporary beauty canons. As such they look in all ways like the statues of the time.

The armor’s lower edge notably emphasizes the illiac crest above the hipbone, also known as Apollo's belt. Its use in the Greco-Roman world was limited to officers or parade context, although its looks granted it a disproportionate place in visual arts as well.

In the very specific fictional setting of a bronze age society that both values women in high-ranking military position and a keen sense of flair, boob armor should be encouraged.

However for any setting that values protection over aesthetic, both the muscle cuirasse and the boob armor have a glaring flaw, in that they are rubbish at deflecting blows.

A good piece of armor, be it plate armor or a tank for that matter, will maximize the angle at which any blow strikes its wearer, reducing the amount of force transmitted and diminishing the risk of injury. Bascinets during the Hundred Years War became so good at deflecting arrows that they will do the same to a .45ACP bullet.

This is done by having convex shapes all around your body. A flat armor will take a blow or projectile much harder, increasing the chances of penetration or blunt damage. A concave angle is even worse, and is nowadays known as a shell trap. At best it will redirect a projectile straight towards your chest, at worst a blow to it will drive the wedge shape it forms straight into your sternum. Boob armor by definition needs concave angles, and is therefore a poor design choice.

Related Vocabulary

Sexism: a whole other can of worms.

Bikini armor: add insult to injury by removing what little protection boob armor provides.

Heroic cuirasse: another name for a muscle cuirasse.

Coming Soon(ish), a Boob Armor Disingenuity Flowchart !

#art tips #armor #history #what is

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littleeyesofpallas · 6 months

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Not to be a weirdo and go all anime tiddy detective(again...) but I've been seeing my awkwardly salvaged Gigi/Senjumaru post getting notes, and among other issues i have with how that post wound up I do feel like I didn't actually articulate my characterization of Senjumaru's design very clearly.

Kubo's got certain sensibilities about his character design. Usually i get fixated on his love of dramatic "crazy face" and the fandom at large fixates on that one big breasted body type he knows the fans love, but he also has a pretty robust cast of modestly proportioned girls. That being said, he walks a line on that, and is very deliberate in making sure to always remind everyone that his small breasted characters do still have a noticeable chest. It's a little weird but it's pretty specific because you'd think it would be easy enough to let their silhouette flatten out for the sake of simplicity, or speed, or just because sometimes a camera angle won't naturally emphasize the bust, yet time and again he stays consistent on it in a way that predicates intent.

Also worth noting in the context of things here, Isane sort of implicitly binds on account of otherwise conflicting omake details vs her strict canon appearances. Unohana implicitly binds due to her traditional style of dress that fundamentally includes flattening out the chest silhouette. AND YET in the face of those facts they're still drawn to show distinct curvature to the chest line. Rukia, Hinamori, and Shino are all generally infantilized as a part of their design aesthetic, Rukia passing as a 15yo, Hinamori being demure and doll-like(ala her name), and Shino being part of an expressly younger generation than the heroes when she's introduced. They're still drawn with noticeable breasts: moreover there is every opportunity to just entirely lose their silhouettes to the featureless blackness of the shinigami uniform, and Kubo goes back in with the white ink anyway. SuiFeng and Hiyori actually both nearly dodge this by wearing clothes that do actually obscure their body shape, but then Kubo seemingly compensates for that modesty by giving Sui Feng her sideboob outfit when she throws off her haori(and its apparent attached sleeves?), and giving Hiyori almost out of place cleavage(well, that and almost constant midriff shots)

Point again being that these are characters with distinctly small breasts, for whom one should imagine no one would be up in arms about being drawn without some subtle bumps in theri chest line, and yet Kubo still does not miss the detail...

So with that intentionality in mind, the fact that he then went out of his way to... I don't want to call it "cleverly"... but eh... """cleverly""" avoid drawing attention to Giselle's chest by putting her in an oversized top, and even changing its design around the sleeves, and subsequently part of her silhouette(she was slightly curvier, and her outfit was less fluffy in her early appearances?), as her "reveal" chapter got closer, becomes a noticeably meaningful choice. In particular in proximity to the "reveal."

And you know who else he seemed to have taken similar care in how he drew? Shutara Senjumaru. And granted, as i prefaced this whole post with facetiousness, not as insulation but as disclaimer, this is a ridiculous angle of approach. it's a ridiculous premise. the evidence and logic underpinning every step of it is dumb, but in spite of any of that, Shurata's silhouette jumped out and grabbed me from her very first appearance. The line from her neck/shoulder down to her waist is unlike how he's drawn any other flat chested/small breasted shinigami. And that comes in conjunction with the rest of her aesthetic:

She is dressed like something between a Geisha: high class personal entertainer, a Tayu or Oiran: a high class prostitute, or a Kabuki actor who could likely be playing a character styled after or explicitly in the role of either.

Obviously her most striking feature is the bizarre headdress, which appears to be made of kanzashi[簪]: a rather broad category of hair accessories typical of geisha and oiran.

She appears to be wearing two exaugurated pins to create the shape of a crescent moon with what look like they would be the sort of hanging elements of a bira-bira kanzashi; meaning that each of those vertical bars hanging from the underside of the moon would be free to swing back and forth from a connecting link or chain(s).

The radiating golden bars from the top I assume would be a kind of hanagushi hair comb, again with obvious exaguration given its size.

And the under hanging radiance being something like miokuri.

It also gives off super distinct vibes of an art movement that I hate that I cannot for the life of pinpoint right now... I want to say it was Spanish colonial(???) that used to specifically carve halos in this style, not as a round solid disc, but as a series of geometric rays... I hate to say that the thing I always think of is how Death Note borrowed it for its pseudo religious imagery. (although I guess the French did it too a bit during the reign of King Louis the XIV, but i always associate it with the mexican art of catholic saints, but I'm not even sure if I'm thinking of the right thing.)

In any case those are motifs or themes that we never get to see explored. boo...

Shutara is however kind of unexpectedly underdressed for a super powered clothier. Her one exterior cloak thing is as bas I can tell not anything real, even ignoring its defiance of gravity. If she were an oiran you would expect more layers, and the distinctive thing i don't know the name for that they hold in front of them and conceals their hands... She does however have the unmistakable oiran raised shoes.

And finally her makeup is a little vague but with relative consistency she's been depicted as extremely pale, which strongly suggests white makeup, typical of unfortunately all three aesthetic culprits, thus not actually narrowing the reference down at all.

Taken then with her theme of clothes and costuming in proximity of theater, the power of clothes/costume and thus presentation and roleplay, Kubo's super distasteful conflation of Giselle's transgender identity as some kind of "disguise" or "deception," kabuki using onnagata --male actors specifically trained in female role performance and upheld and even coveted at times throughout history as an apex of femininity, even above and beyond that of ciswomen-- the fact that Senjumaru is just straight up a masculine name, etc...

Like i said in the other post about all this, which i'm reluctant to even link back to, without any further elaboration it's impossible to say what this actually means for shutara as a character, and any inworld logic that applies. I don't think she is supposed to be a literal actress, like she has some personal history of professional theater training and performance.

That feels like it should be obvious. But understand that while all of this was a pain in the ass to try and lay out explicitly, it's something that, knowing all these disparate factoids already, I didn't actually have to think about at all when I first saw Shutara. I just clocked her as a queer woman immediately. It felt super obvious.

But now for my due diligence.(i actually totally thought there woudl be more of it at first...) Because as confident as I am in my theory, even I can recognize that it is not without holes. For one, entirely outside this pattern is Liltotto, who is actually very consistently drawn without the otherwise ubiquitous indication of AFAB breasts I point out otherwise. And she is certainly given no particular trans coding the way I associate with Gigi and Shutara.

i was going somewhere with this and i forgot... i think i though there dbe a bigger string of tangents to go off and when there werent my brain just kinda fizzled out without drawing a conclusion...

#no im not tagging this one #no one really needs to see it #its just me griping about my old posts #instead of editing them #because my compulsion is fickle in its methods #okay no i lied #bleach meta #if only so itll actually show up in my archive correctly later

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noctualagenaria · 2 months

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OK. THANK YOU TUMBLR URL @THELUNATICGHOST FOR SPONSORING ME AND MY THOUGHTS.

[im going to use he/him pronouns for furina (and focalors by extension]

furina genshin impact. you know him, the guy who acted a part in a play that wasnt his own play for like 500 years the guy who yes, can be annoying but is honestly just a silly little guy!! thats all he is!! thats all hes ever wanted to be; himself

furina genshin impact is in canon, a she/her, i heavily disagree with this because of his design, and his overal character being made 1) from someone else and 2) "[he] was made to be the perfect human" that focalors created for himself, focalors is also trans but more genderfuckery because his gender is Divinity and also dead. anyways.

focalors design is a mirror image of furina's "archon" outfit the light one, pneuma version i believe, and in focalors top part of the dress, its quite revealing! theres a lot of chest skin showing there and the most important thing about this; flat. literally no tiddy there at all in the slightest.

now because focalors made furina based on himself, they have the exact same body, just duplicated, meaning! furina also has literally no tiddy!! nothing!! zip zilch na da!!! he has a very rectangular torso (adding evidence to my transmasc idea), even if he did have canon tits (which he does not this is proven) he is purposefully covering them up with the french ass ruffles hes got going on up there, /purposefully/ covering.

the most exposed furinas design is, is his legs, he has rather short shorts (akin to hu tao who Also has no titty but there is room to see a curve there because hu tao doesnt have. the chest ruffles) ((this could lead to how hu taos design is also quite tmasc coded but sadly enough im not a hu tao insaner)) so i could Maybe sort of if i squint real hard i can see why people would want to exaggerate the legs a little

But when people ( the horny + uninformed.. usually..) give him the most hourglass shape figure?? or even Big Boobs im like??????? first off did yall play the archon quest and second ????????? of all genshin characters you think furina deserves boobs??? Flawed logic he is not who you think he is, like even ignoring my headcanons In Canon he is very much jus living his best life being a theater director !!!!!!! hes not an actor anymore !!!!!! furina genshin impact is the wrong character to put your horny beams on !!!!

and for the people in the back

Furina Genshin Impact Is The Wrong Character to Put Your Horny Beam On

does any of this make much sense? probably not,, do i care not rlly i jus hate how the fandom treats him so so so so much its why i cant really consume fancontent of him anymore that isnt made by a trusted mutual of mine, we are saving him from fanons grabby dirty hands and putting him in our own grabby dirty hands :3

what makes it worse is neuvifuri. there are people who believe that neuvifuri are either 1) father/daughter (this is the same crowd who think zhongxiao are also father/son) 2) siblings or 3) a cishet married couple with furina as the UwU Wifey and neuvi as the gigachad husband.

These are All Wrong

pushing most of my headcanons aside, literally in canon neuvi is the one constantly down bad for furi, Constantly!!!! he had a moment of realisation in the archon quest, realising he appreciates furina a lot more than he first thought he did (see furina story quest AND neuvi birthday letter)

and also in canon furina is Terrified of losing him, so he distanced himself (see his about neuvillette line)

now headcanon territory kinda ; neuvi watched focalors fucking Die in front of him, whilst givhim the original dragon power back, that shit was still traumatising as all hell , i think neuvi is just as equally afraid of losing furi as furi is of losing him

,, if i keep going i wont stop about how much i adore their specific dynamic but ANYWAYS. back to the point;

Fanon is Wrong

(have an old doodle as thanks for reading,,,)

thank you for reading all this, it sounded more composed in my head i swear i jus uwauwuuawu biting fandom so hard

#making this its own post rather than adding on to the og..#ehe..#nya.txt #thank you lunaaaaaaaa

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plaindangan · 1 year

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Inspired by that wonderful pic from bluueygooey

After Shuichi met her teasing sis momo, and her absolute sexy godess milf of a mom harmony, Kaede is getting kinda anxious about keeping Shuichi for herself! She just KNOWS momo will get touchy with him any chance she can get, as for her mom?.. well she’s a bit of a seductress sometime… and Shuichi will never manage to say no to her! (Probably).. I mean, even Kaede isn’t really able to resist simping for her mom, it’s not weird! She’s just.. very very sexy and motherly and mind numbing… but Kaede has the solution!.. today is shu’s b-day… and as a gift ? She used miu’s weird "sexithiccanator" raygun she stole from the babbling genius bimbo while she was "occupied" under kirumi’s butt. She also did the same with some weird books himiko had, some VERY risque clothing tsumugi made under junko’s order, and even prayed Atua for all she had.. all in order to transform her bod temporarily into the THICC QUEEN with curves and softness that could melt anyone… with the side effect of a through the roof libido~.. she then (gently) kidnapped shu, him waking up on her ultra comfy bed hands attached by somehow soft handcuffs~!… it’s time for the ultimate thicc fuck! And she doesn’t care if her sis or mom can hear all the lewd noises, if anything she wants to see them get jelly of the "flat" girl in the house~.. especially since they both don’t know yet… that Shuichi his packing an XXL SIZE PYTHON AS A COCK~!

Disclaimer: Below is content that's more on the racy side! If not for you, you probably shouldn't read!

This...this should do it. That raygun. Himiko's grimoire. Tsumugi's snug bra and panties that she filched, and finally, Angie's guide on how to 'Pray to Become a Big Tiddy Harlot with a Badonkadonk'....

She was all set.

Kaede couldn't let her mother or Momo win. She can't allow it, she wouldn't! Shuchi was her's and her's alone!~ But, she wasn't stupid. She may had a shot prior to their arrival, but her big sis and mother were just too stacked physically for her to stand much of a chance in the long term. Momo was too flirty with that 'peach' of her's and her mother?

Her m-mother...those...boobs of hers....!!! Shaking her head, Kaede snapped out of it. Y-yeah, if Kaede couldn't resist those for long, Shuichi was a dead man walking. She needed to be on their level!!

Steeling her resolve, she pointed the ray gun herself, all whilst chanting from Himiko's book. "YDDIT YDDIT! SAA SAA TAF TAF! CCIHT CCIHT!!!" slowly a warm tingle spread through her body...the changes...she could feel them! But she wasn't done yet!! Angie's turn!!

"Ah...Angie's God? Um, I know this might be egregious of me to ask since this the first time I'm talking to you...but.....I have a request!" Clasping her hands and shutting her eyes, she prayed loudly.

"Please, oh merciful one, make me a tall, soft, curvy woman!!! Even if just for a day!! Just to ensure my boyfriend doesn't stray from me! Please!!"

...

"Nyahahahahaa!~ Wish granted!~"

Wait, isn't that An-!!

She couldn't focus on that, suddenly a white light enveloped her. Washing over her with motherly, gentle warmth. One that would make anyone feel as if they would be safe. That the world was right...

Only to be slapped in the face with a deep, inner, sense of pure lust!!! A need to fuck! A need to find the nearest person to her and give them all of her love! Her body, her soul, her essence - and completely take that's person's sticky, wet load aaaaaaaall for herself!~

This was it...this was how this all comes together!

A deep laugh emerged from deep within her as she felt the effects of her work all mix and mash into one. How she felt her body grow and be enhanced to its true potential!~

"Sh...Shuichi!~ My sweetheart!~" She whispered. Focusing all of her being onto that one man.

Shuichi...she's coming! She'll make you her's! Definitively!

It's time to officially prove that!~

"Gh...."

It had been a long day. Between Kyoko, his superior, still having him on the case for the 'Missing Panties' or Miu's complaining about one of her inventions being nabbed, he had been run ragged. Thus, when he got home, he changed into his pajama pants and seemed content on just sleeping away his worries....

Which was why when he woke up to find himself in a completely different room, he began to panic. EH!? Wh-what!? How the Hell did he get here!? Was he kidnapped!? Where on Earth....where...um?

"Huh? Wait, isn't this Kaede's room?" While not completely calm, he was rational enough to realize that this was her place given the wallpaper, items, scent (wait, scratch that last part)! Plus, having laid on it for 'personal' reasons, Shuichi knew that this had to be her bed! As soft as ever!~...Wait, this was no time to be admiring that! He had to get out of here!

The bluenette tried to rise up only feel something fuzzy and soft keep him restrained. Handcuffs? Gah, what even was this situation? If he was in Kaede's place, than what was her situation? Was she okay!? Where-?

"I'm right here, Sweetheart!~"

The door to the room opened...and Shuichi saw her. The new her. The True Kaede Akamatsu. Breathless, all he could do was just...stare. Stare in awe as she walked over and stood right over him.

Kaede had grew exponentially. She was standing at a whopping 10 feet tall with her head nearly reaching her ceiling. Yet Kaede didn't seem at all disturbed by such sudden growth, looking down at the detective with a sense of mischief, love and...hunger? Yeah, no, those were definitely the eyes of like a predator than anything else.

In addition, it was impossible to ignore the other blatant change to her body - how...full she had become. Her thighs had become unbelievably plump and looked so soft, Shuichi could probably bet they would beat out any pillow in terms of comfort.

Her stomach was also quite soft looking, with juuuust the right amount of pudge that made it super appealing to look at and really want to squeeze.

Yet, that couldn't compare to gargantuan boobs she now had. They could rival Harmony's size, being absolutely overflowing and larger than even the blonde's head. What would it like being under such things? Shuichi's mind grew fuzzy from all the details.

It didn't help matter at all that Kaede was only wearing three articles of clothing: a black bra (which was only doing the bare minimum in covering up those titantic tits of hers), a black thong (which seemed be getting stretched to its absolute fullest) a black choker that only enhanced the curvy, pale, figure that Kaede had now and lastly, black gloves that matched perfectly with the others. Overall, a very skimpy fit for a very provocative woman.

His woman...and by now, Shuichi was becoming quite a horny boy with an erection was really starting to strain

"Do you like what you see, Sweetheart?~" Turning around, Kaede showed off the Jupiter-sized globes that she couldn't help but clap right in front of him. Taking pride in how he was seemingly hypnotized by her actions.

"Heh, knew it!~ Perhaps we should take this to the next level?~" Slowly, she crawled on the bed., right next to Shuichi's crotch. Licking her lips, she gently began tugging down his pants. For her reward for all her hard work?

Why not indulge in herself in having a equally large cock for her equally large body!~ And boy was Shuichi erect with an anaconda that that stood straight at attention. Awaiting for his Mistress to claim it!~ A healthy amount of pre-cum was gathered too, which was something Kaede eagerly took a lick of. A shudder went down her spine.

It was delicious!~ A low moan came from Shuichi from the lick, his entire being in a lustful haze. "K-kaede...." he whispered, with such a cute reaction just aiding fuel to the fire that pushed Kaede to do this.

"Just relax, Shuichi...let me do this!~ I'm introducing you into a much better world! Once I'm done with you it doesn't matter! Mom, Momo? No woman will ever be able to claim you!~ Not one except me!~ So..." Those striking, starved eyes of Kaede looked straight at Shuichi just waiting for the signal.

"Let's get to playing!~"

"Eugh...what's with the racket?

"Honey, my munchkin? What's going on?"

Dressed in white and black nightgowns, both Momo "Melody" and Harmony were gathered in the hallways of their home. Both having been woken up by an intense noise and sounds coming from Kaede's bedroom. Yawning, Harmony opened the door up so both could get a peek over what was going on...

...Which is when both got a full view of the situation, with their jaws going wide in both amazement and shock.

They clearly saw the new Kaede - even more grown up and no longer the 'runt' of the family. She now dwarfed Momo and Harmony for their sizes, with her's in particular being put to good use at the moment...

Bouncing up and down on that massive, alluring, addicting fuckrod of Shuichi's!! Her boobs bounced up and down with each thrust!~ An intense clapping sound from both her ass and her own bounces echoing loudly throughout her room!~

Heart's were in Kaede's eyes as she never stopped, or rather couldn't stop, her fucking high as his dick fit juuuust right around her pussy. Further proof in her mind that he was hers! Both of their juices running down his girthy shaft in an ultimate mixture of visible 'love'!~ Love that wasn't going to stop anytime soon!

"F-f-f-fuuuuuuck! I looooove youuu!~ I love youuu!! Shuiiiichi, babbyyy!! I looove youuu!!~ M-moooooreeee!! Love meeeee!! Ooooonlllyyy meeee!~"

"K-Kaeeeeeedeeee!!! Y-you're amaziiiiiing!! Amaziiiiing!! Th-thiiiiss iisss just for youuuuu!! Ahahahaahahaha!!!" Yeah, there was no doubt both were waaaay too occupied with themselves to noticed the duo at Kaede's door. Slowly, Harmony closed the door, a blush on her face as she looked at her eldest daughter.

"...Perhaps, it best we let out little munchkin have this moment with her boytoy? What do you think?"

"U-uh...y-yeah! I'll just...um...gonna head back to room now! Bye!!!" Quickly, Momo shuffled off. No doubt to give herself some personal 'alone time' and Harmony couldn't blame her! With one last look at Kaede's door she looked positively proud of her daughter. "You really pulled out the stops, hm? Great going, sweetie!~"

It was her defeat, but she was still satisfied nonetheless!

...

Okay, well, maybe in the morning she'll need to educate her little Maple about lowering her tone when the house was 'occupied'!~ It's just good etiquette after all!

Though even when morning came, that would have to wait. After the night they had, the couple had taken to sleeping in for the day. Arms wrapped around each other, with Shuichi's face in particular being buried tight and snug in those boobs of Kaede's.

Both safe, sound, and Kaede being at peace knowing this was totally worth it...

Up until she had to go on a quest to give back those items she stole, but, hey, that was a matter for another day!~

#DRakamatsu-R18 #DRsaihara-R18 #coweade asks

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peaches2217 · 9 days

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Dude u dont look "almost good" u look good. Im acis male and if I can be totally blunt w u it just looks like u have a slight case of moobs like most non-skinny dudes. I know a lot of cis dudes w a similar chest to u, being flat isnt like... what's the word . a universal thing with us. hell i got a lil bit of tiddies too bc Im not skinny. Its ok to have the goal of looking completely flat but just know u look just as much "naturally" (in quotes bc some trans peopl might not want to tie their chest back maybe) like a dude w it showing a tiny bit (and even so its legit fine) they look manly.(oh and ur bigender so also womanly too? ignore this if Im being a dumbass) Ur all good tho keep ur chin up

I feel a lot better reading this, anon, thank you so much 😭😭😭 that’s honestly more my goal: just looking natural. Being bigger, I tell myself “Bigger guys have chests too! You look fine!” but there’s that voice in my head saying “But yours looks UNNATURAL, your torso looks so fucked up, your chest’s in the wrong position, everyone knows you’re full of shit.” So hearing that it maybe actually looks okay makes me feel a lot more confident. (Also, you can say I look manly or womanly without reaffirming the other gender as well — I’m happily both! Thank you so much for your consideration 💗)

(In reference to this post!)

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callmearcturus · 1 year

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No it does not but wow you're pretty. I'm really sorry for macking on your sister, please don't kill me.

Each door has one of the bosses of the game behind it, which is pretty fun. I did the original Priestess--

wait I did the Priestess before I started recapping. Y'ALL NEED TO SEE THE PRIESTESS, IT IS PEAK MEGATEN SHIT.

why yes her tiddies are the columns of solomon's temple. well i think it's strongly implied her vajaja is the temple itself but yanno, whatever, it's MegaTen

(if I was a navel-gazing nerd, I would point out its interesting in theory to see the Priestess, who is the protector of the wisdom beyond the Veil, who works to reveal what should be revealed and the hide what should remain unsee, for her to become the veil itself and to lose her power in that way, unable to ward off transgressors and only to be seen, it IS interesting, but also they made her tiddies the columns, so we're just buying into the Sacred Feminine i guess lmao)

ANYWAY it was fun to go waaaaay back to when FemPC, Yukari, and Junpei were so young and stupid and trying to stop a runaway train.

Otherwise, I am working my way to the top of Tartarus.

I REALLY LOVE THIS ENEMY TYPE, THE FLOATING EYEBALLS, bc when you hit them they do this

and the first time I saw that I was like "GAH!" IRL which is very fun

also also i keep talking about how fucking brokenly OP Akihiko was. like, many levels ago, his Fist Master skill replaced his ONLY special physical attack, Sonic Punch or whatever, and i was like "did this game just make Akihiko useless?"

but no

This is the kind of bonkers fucking damage Akihiko does. On a Crit, he's nearly at 500 dmg. On normal hits, he's usually around 325 dmg. Even Yukari, who has extremely high magic stat, hitting an enemy's weakness with Garudyne does, like.... flat 270?

HE'S JUST THAT POWERFUL. Also just for the comedy of it, I put the Omega Drive accessory on him, so his crit rate is through the roof. The CLOSEST I can get to matching him is the FemPC using Deathbound.

Akihiko + Omega Drive + start every battle with Revolution = comedy gold.

Sanada Akihiko cannot be contained, I don't know what to tell you. When he says "Yeah, we're going to defeat Nyx" I'm kinda like.... aki honey the ONLY reason you cannot beat Nyx is I bet they have some stupid Plot Armor shit. in a fair fight, yes. I have full confidence you could punch Nyx to death.

#persona liveblog

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