#but its skincare

[alllsunday]

Sabo’s not being serious though he’s just forwarding from Garp (who is not being ironic) . But in all seriousness Sabo would probably say “GOOD MORNINGGGG” and scornfully demean Ace’s lack of energy and the fact that he said good morning at 1:37pm in the afternoon. Anyway, this continued for about 2 years before Ace realised he was not in the family group chat and was not receiving these from Garp anyway. Suddenly everything made sense.

#portgas d ace #one piece #asl brothers #monkey d. luffy #sabo #monkey d garp #revolutionary sabo #ace : you guys made a family gc without me??! the best member of this family? alright #Sabo getting his ass beat for not adding him 😭😭 #Sabo said GOOD MORNINGGGGG at 6am doing his 37 step skincare routine #Luffy said his greetings at around 9ish #Ace staggered in with his half assed ‘morning!’ at 1:30pm in the afternoon like bitch its past lunchtime #it’s either that or he’s up at 3am / pulls an all nighter cause of that narcolepsy I’m sorry King

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

I dont have a long funny title for these Nimona headcanons

Nimona will steal the boy's stuff all the time 

she’ll eat food off their plates when they’re not looking or will steal their food from the fridge 

She also steals all of Ambrosius’ rubber bands and claw clips 

And when she thinks the boys aren't wearing their clothes enough she’ll take them and either upcycle them or wear them as pajamas 

They’ve asked her a million times why she does this and her answer every single time is “It's fun”

The trio all have stims that the others view as harmful 

When Bal is stressed he’ll grind his teeth or bite his nails 

Nimona will bite his lips or pick at scabs that he let form

Ambrosius will bite the inside of his mouth or pull his hair 

And they all have little signals for each other to make them mindful that they’re doing it 

They don’t try and stop each other they know it’ll just make it worse but it’s a little reminder that they’re doing it 

Just a little “Hey I know you know yourself best and what you can handle but you’re also starting to bleed so please be careful” 

When they have their mouth stims the other will do things like whistle or hum just small things that you can’t do easily when you’re grinding your teeth or biting your mouth/nails

When Nimona is picking at his scabs the boys will tap their feet or drum on their legs 

And when Ambrosius is pulling his hair Nimona and Bal will offer to tie it up or braid it and sometimes they’ll just slide a rubber band over to him

If he doesn’t want the rubber band or doesn’t want them touching him they don’t force him they consider it a success because they still got through to him 

And if he lets them mess with his hair they consider it a bigger success because they love braiding his hair

When Ambrosius doesn’t have to go to work or doesn’t have to be in early Bal and Nimona take turns styling his hair

It doesn’t matter if it takes 5 minutes or 50 he’ll wait patiently for them to finish

And he leaves the house like that too no matter how crazy or stupid it looks

They have a little collection of pictures that they/civilians took and posted of their “masterpieces” 

Ambrosius has an 8-step skincare routine that he does every single day

Doesn’t matter if he’s witnessed every atrocity the world can throw at him he’s still doing it 

He also has a dedicated hair care routine that he spent hours researching 

Bal doesn’t give a singular solitary fuck what he puts on his face

As long as it’s cruelty-free not expensive and works he doesn’t care 

When Bal and Ambrosius first became friends Bal told him that he didn’t really wash his face even after he joined the institute 

Ambrosius almost passed out while whining about how the world is a cruel and unusual place 

He has worn Bal down over the years and made him use two products face wash and moisturizer 

He also found out that Nimona doesn’t take care of their skin at all

And when they saw how shocked Ambrosius was they continued by saying “In fact I take dirt baths like a chinchilla”

All he could choke out was “My lovely little tornado why?” They started laughing and claimed it’s “good for my immune system” 

Which caused Ambrosius to ask almost hysterically “What immune system?!”

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #I love them #I just know Nimona and Bal don't take care of their skin #they have a very if its not broke don't fix it attitude about skincare #where as Ambrosius has been raised to believe if he's not pretty no one will love him #we love the different sides of trauma showing up in quirky ways

[spaceinvadeeer]

vegan werewolf x scrawny vampire imp

#its the only time i will allow todd to have chest hair. #skincare time boy #wallace is supposed to kinda melt into the shadows hence the blackened parts #inspired by a post by the amazing @/basilpasttta on twt!!! #my art #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram takes off #illustration #wallace wells #todd ingram #toddallace #toddallace week #artists on tumblr

[vibewithvi]

MC is doing a skin care routine. Mychael is intrigued.

#can he even DO skincare? #or is it bad for his skin #this firefly wants to know #mushroom oasis #mushroom oasis vn #mushroom oasis fanart #this took me only an hour #its a lot but I'm happy #I'm awful at digital art but i tried my best

[badn3w]

dennis is so babygirl in this scene and also every other scene he's in

#iasip #always sunny #its always sunny #sunnyblr #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #got me kicking n giggling n shit #chewing on wires or wtvr #hes just so glamorous #whats his skincare routine #he's effervescent #mac's there too i guess

[ickyrainbows3245]

#made this mid watching the movie #american psycho #idk what else you'd tag this plus its low effort its just fycking hilarious #i did it!! i got too silly!!! #patrick bateman #most unrealistic thing about this movie is the fact this man had a 12 step skincare routine

[transfaguette]

im in this quantum superposition of skincare where I feel like both using and not using skin care products contributes to or prevents acne simultaneously. So i basically use products half the time and i’m perpetually unsure if the quality of my skin is because of or in spite of it.

#coyote.txt #skincare #anyone get me #its like i cant just stop or commit to it because which one is the culprit

[sundere1181]

Hc Hobie wears this to bed

#in case its not clear the bonnet is replacing the silly nightcap #he still has the fucking. candle thing #atsv #hobie brown #spider punk #hobart brown #headcanons #atsv headcanons #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #he has a whole night routine #skincare and everything

[jadewritesficshere]

18+ Only MDNI

Steve who loves every inch of you. Steve who kisses you silly and holds your hand during sex. Steve who makes sure to call you beautiful every day, because to him you are the most beautiful person he's ever seen and every day he falls more in love with you.

Steve who finds out you don't see yourself as beautiful, who thought you had brushed his compliments off because you were shy not because you didn't believe him. Steve who holds you as you cry over your insecurities. Steve who spends extra time kissing where you are most insecure, making sure to lather you with love. Steve who washes your mouth out with soap every time he hears you talk bad about yourself (it's supposed to be a punishment and he knows you would enjoy being spanked too much). Steve who makes you watch yourself in the mirror while he fucks you, so you can see how he loves you and how hot you are. Steve who buys a thesaurus to find synonyms for beautiful that he can call you. Steve who loves every inch of you and hopes that you can start to love every inch of yourself.

#Steve Harrington is the most boyfriend to boyfriend like he is a hopeless romantic okay #He would be peak boyfriend material and he would love you no matter what #He canonically holds hands during sex HE WOULD 100% LOVE YOUR INSECURITIES #Stretch marks? He thinks they look prettier than lightning during a thunderstorm #Moles or freckles? Hell he has them too but he thinks they are prettier then constellations on you #Stomach? He loves it he loves to kiss and bite it #Thick thighs? He loves to feel them grip around him he loves the power in them #Hip dips? He knows you dislike the dip but he loves them he thinks its prettier then a mountain range #Acne? Doesn't bother him he will pop the ones you can't reach and if you don't want that he invests in a skincare routine you both can do #Eczema? He buys special lotion for you and massages it in (he would give you massages regardless) #Crooked teeth? He finds them charming but if you don't like them and are that distraught he would offer to get you braces (but he loves #Crooked teeth and thinks they are beautiful no one can replicate them and they are so uniquely you he loves it) #Listen idc what your insecurity is and neither does Steve he loves you regardless #Steve Harrington x reader #Steve Harrington/reader #Steve Harrington x you #Steve Harrington/you #Steve Harrington x y/n #Steve Harrington fluff #Boyfriend!Steve Harrington #Stranger Things #Jade is Talking

[sunslants]

i do think jonny/alex are probably going to pull some kind of sleight of hand magic trick with all the blatant signalling in tmagp so far (norris & chester, the very clear categorization of entities in the first 3 statements, etc.) and its making me so nervous. but on the other hand like oh my godddd. thats literally jmart IN THE COMPUTERS and sam is pursuing the same desperately hubristic beholding path as jon and its going to traumatize him in increasingly horrific ways. god i cant wait to watch this cast go through the horrors.

#im excited to see jonnys new terrors but i hope sam gets his skincare routine inflicted on him by a clown i think that would be the funniest #possible running motif. does it make sense? absolutely not. and its also creatively bankrupt i GUESS etc i just think it would be hilarious #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers

[starrynightsxo]

nobody, ever:

me: *heavy sigh* oh, how I wish jurdan was real :(

#this was a joke lmfao #idk it was just a mid skincare thought #:( #the sadness #jurdan #i miss jurdan #going through withdrawals rn #i just wish it was real #its real to me #real #judecardan #jude #cardan #jude x cardan #books #bookish #the cruel prince #jude duarte #booklr #cardan greenbriar #tfota #the folk of the air #*sigh* #holly black #the cruel prince book #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the folk of air #jenny anna jude #love

[july-juneandsummer]

Yuki Tsunodas effortlessly clean and smooth skin and Carlos' fluffy "shampoo only" hair is actually soooo unfair

#formula 1 #f1 #yuki tsunoda #carlos sainz #mens skincare being literal 5 year old soap and its the clearest ever

[sendmyresignation]

social media is just new and excruciating ways of seeing cleanliness being upheld as an indicator of morality (same with health) which make me want to claw my eyeballs out of my skull.

#on one level its like. lmao none of you have had depression 🤪🤭 #but on a more frightening level its hard not to see the ways this feed into shit like 800 step skincare routines #but as long as people are still out here believing its hygienic to shave your bush im simply not invested in 'hygiene' #insomuch as i am taking care of myself and my body bar minimum and living my fucking life #same with 'wellness' like your simply not a better person bc you eat well go on walks dont smoke (saying quiet out loud) arent fat #women used to douche with lysol i just. maybe we should use more critical thinking b4 calling someone disguisting for an internet own #my posts

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(idc, there is no reason that face masks shouldnt be available for purchase in every high trafficked area ((e.g. AIRPORTS)) as a basic first-aid item. the same way you are able to buy hand sanitizer and advil and toothpaste. you should be able to buy a face mask)

#better yet they should be free! #and food service workers and support staff should just have them behind the counter #but at the bare minimum #for PURCHASE #idc that ‘covid/the panini is over’ #(which its not) #they should be AVAILABLE #is it my fault for forgetting my little mask pouch at home yes #but a pharmacy inside an airport #should have them #like i could buy a whole mini skincare set #but not a face mask #hm

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

he looks so smooth

#don't be shy anakin drop the skincare routine #once i stopped screaming hysterically #all i could think was how smooth he looks 💀 #like he never looked that smooth before #he was always to angry to be smooth #i think i'm saying smooth too much #anakin skywalker #anakin #ahsoka series #ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka #no but fr i almost cried when he showed up #for a hot sec i thought she might go get kanan #but nah its just this mf #star wars #hayden christensen #cgi #smooth anakin

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

one of the biggest scams in the modern day is high-end makeup and skincare. how has the industry convinced hundreds of thousands of women that 40 dollars is an acceptable price for a lip gloss. everytime I walk into a sephora I feel like I've entered an alternate dimension where everyone has hundreds of dollars lying around and they all like the same five shades of brown

#LIKE HUH???? some skincare is legitimately 90 dollars #'oh but its got higher end ingredients-' what can a 90 dollar moisturizer do that my big ass tub of cerave ive owned for 2 years cant #if you are paying more than 20 dollars on skincare or makeup i will be laughing at you sorry #even palettes are pushing it nowadays #i cant even justify spending the 10 bucks on the liquid eyeliner i use how do people regularly buy expensive makeup #me posts