#but lets be honest here

[spencerbleds0e]

imagine taking out felicia because you're worried about her being a bitter jury member and persuading others, when your social game is horrendous. social game is equally if not more important than comp wins

you have a whole ass showmance still in the house who will gladly evict you a second time if given the chance, yet you're going after meme and felicia who can't win shit. make it make sense

#i love meme #but lets be honest here #bb25

[temporarypenintraining]

I highly recommend "when you think you're all alone" by MondotheBombo on Ao3. It's a totally canon-compliant fic about Jay's time on Nadakhan's ship and it is heart-wrenching, gut-punching, and overall a FANTASTIC fic. Cannot give it enough praise. Warning it is incredibly graphic and has some elements some audiences probably shouldn't read (including graphic depictions of torture, detailed descriptions of injuries, and multiple cases of attempted rape. JUST attempted though). But seriously this fic is what season 6 should've been, and even COULD'VE been (again, it is 100% canon-compliant. All it does is fill in the gaps of what we don't see, it doesn't change or delete anything that actually happens). It's also unfinished but that doesn't mean you shouldn't read it because you'd be missing out on an awesome fic. Anyway here's the link!

#ninjago #it is very dark #seriously be warned #do not read if you think you can't mentally handle it #i will not be responsible for people's mental health declining #jay has a couple suicidal thoughts but they're very brief and not super serious #and yes the attempted rape is a thing #oh also non-consensual drugging #but lets be honest here #pirates were just like that #they're assholes #it's a thing #Jay's mental state is NOT OKAY in this #he is completely hopeless but he is trying to hard to be strong #this fic may keep you up at night #jay walker #skybound #nadakhan

[the-whumpers-soiree]

People who are into whump are invariably sociopaths with no sense of compassion or remorse. Change my mind.

Oh dang, I get this stuff on both blogs?

I'm honored by you taking your time to ask twice. Shows you care.

#soiree asks #but lets be honest here #sand asks #im too tired for this guys #someone get me a pillow

[darlingtaylorswift]

glittery gel pens this glittery gel pens that. no. quill lyrics are the backbone of reality. i need the corsets, the jane austen, the forbidden romances. what is the point of a song if it doesn’t make you feel like a young princess running through stone dark corridors while pining over the smith’s apprentice 

#clearly i love and appreciate all three #but lets be honest here #quill lyrics are just so me

[otomelavenderhaze]

I know that I ride hard for Alastor and I have self awareness, I know meow meow is bad, I know if he had his way he would eat each one of his victims, I know he's a manipulative liar, but at least, Alastor has class and do not offend me personally in ways that society already offends me in my daily life.

Cute idea having Adam as a huge dickhead, yes, some of the jokes are funny, I agree, but honestly, what his ass would really bring to the table after Lillith got introduced? After we have build up Alastor for many and many episodes? After we realize how the Vs operate and how they can impose a threat if they really want to?

Like, I don't care about Adam, gonna be honest. Small dick energy. Not that funny. Glad he died. Hope the next one is Val. 🫡🫡 Can the next season happen in like 2 months or so??

#personal #I knooow #rich coming from meeee #I know I know #but lets be honest here #you guys can love Adam but the plot already have no many holes why add another one????

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Good Morning, World.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #'Good Morning World' because to wwx the jiang household is what grounds him. It is his burrow and blanket. #The familiar soup and banter is his home. The familiar arguments and tension are also his home. #Notice how quickly he throws LWJ to the side once he has JC back in reach! 'He was so boring; I wish *you* were there!' #WWX is very quick to constantly remind himself that he fits within a very specific power structure and role. #He pushes boundaries but almost always only the boundaries that he knows he can push against. #Sitting here now and realizing that if WWX did take life more seriously and act more diligent he would totally usurp JC. #Because the contrast with Them (tm) is wwx is the one that gets in trouble and JC is the one that sticks to the rules. #That responsible appearance especially in contrast is the thin line that holds JC's self-esteem together. #And lets be fully honest. From JC's perspective the last week was also extremely intense and stressful. #It truly was a feat to travel so far so fast despite also being exhausted. Never knowing if it is all in vain. #JC said with his actions 'I would move mountains for you and dig through stone with my bare hands if it meant reaching you.' #and WWX said '[read]' #It's about wwx chronically asking 'why would someone care for me? I'm always tool to be used' than accepting that people love him.

[scalierpepper]

something from twitter i never finished all the way

(prints available! :))

#someone go give her a hug #by someone i mean griddle but lets be honest here she could use a hug from anyone #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #canaan house #tlt #the locked tomb #my art

[jollyimposter]

If Vox hates Alastor so much why in the HELL does the hearts here on the walls resemble deer prints?

Either it’s supposed to be broken hearts (or just a design choice by Valentino), or Vox was the one who requested this design, either way Vox is obsessed with Alastor that is all I’m getting from this series, ta-ta folks.

#vox loves alastor lets be honest here #hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #vox x alastor #radiostatic #hazbin hotel episode 2 #radio killed the video star #first post 2024

[ballisters-lawyer]

You can’t tell me that Ballister didn’t think that he had just been with Ambrosius in this scene omggg

^ so here we se Ballister waking up and still being tired or sore or something, which would normally be because he’s just been running around and fighting off guards with a Rhinoceros, BUT, he doesn’t know that because he has just woken up after being knocked out. So it’s only right to assume that he is currently wondering why he’s sore

^ he looks over and sees a FRESH and HOT cup of coffee or tea or wtvr, and freshly lit candles. Like the last set of images where there would’ve been something that tells him that there would have reminded him he wasn’t with Ambrosius (the last one being his prosthetic that was under the blanket), this one is the axe handle, but he doesn’t notice, instead looking at the candles and mug. The candles and mug themself are very caring and sweet things to have, and we know that movie Ambrosius is very caring and attentive, so this is definitely something he would do, and Ballister knows that

^ you can see how Ballister relaxes and smiles comfortably, contempt with having assumedly spending the night with Ambrosius

^ then this is where Ballister kinda wakes up to himself and knows that he’s not with Ambrosius (this is more implied when he’s slowly sitting up and looking at Nimona, knowing Ambrosius wasn’t there and now just confused with what had happened)

This is so silly and I am going FERAL over Bal and Ambrosius, so expect to see more of them, including a fic that’s currently being written trehee

#he thought he had just been railed or smth but nope you exploded shit #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #ballister blackheart #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #I still can’t get over how ambrosius’ name is just ‘immortal big dick’ #bal would probably second that claim tho #let’s be honest here #Nimona

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Prompt in Memes?! Yes.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #memes #Knighthood #knighthood ship #Let Jason be a literal Reaper type ghost #Danny is not ghost king but Fright Knight got attached & shall protect his Core as he heals #This can be de aged Danny if you want or not lol #Ghosts deserve to be eldritch #Undead deserve to be eldritch #Crime Alley: Ah yes Undead Punk & Eldritch Knight gotta be my fav genders #Batclan: Please we just want information about the person who dropped off a dufflebag of heads at the GCPD- #Crime Alley: I'm sorry we can't hear you over the sound of our favorite show going live here #Crime Alley is watching their disaster cryptids while munching popcorn like it's their fav sitcom or something lol #Jason deserves to be able to spar with his Allblades #halfa jason todd #star core jason #shadow core fright knight #Space Core Danny #Pfft that can lead to misunderstandings lmao #Stars + shadowy darkness = space lmao #Let Jason be feral- let FK go a lil feral too #Fright Kerian Knight #Also lets be honest they're probably both nerds #And they both bake #LET THEM BAKE TOGETHER #knighthood

[sp0ckism]

"old soul" in that much like 1960s housewives i also wanted kirk and spock to fuck in the sands of vulcan

#we're all friends here let's be honest #amok time #spirk #tos

[grimme-and-specs]

You know I had to do it to 'em too

Bonus:

EDIT, 2024-4-5:

If this gets to 213 notes before 4-13 I will personally redraw this earlier than planned.

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #fanart #grimdorks #GRIMDORKS SWEEP #somebody told me that one on discord #thank you person that made my day #john egbert #rose lalonde #lets be honest #john has nerd rizz #its like a coinflip #either the hottest thing you have ever heard #or its the corniest shit known to mankind #i mean both would work on some people (cough) rose (hack cough) #but yeah that was my point here #thanks for reading the tags i guess #i appreciate it #:) #wait also #forgot to add but the man is oblivious to said rizz #he just says shit. guns blazing. with his full chest #makes for very fun dynamics in my opinion #this is probably the most tags i have ever added to a post in my life #i had a lot to say apparently

[corviddrawsstuff]

BREAKING NEWS: local fish guy is in da wata!!

#xbcrafted #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #xbcrafted fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #im gonna be honest man I made everything up here I dunno how water works #I have no idea what I’m doing who let me make art #every few months I get an uncontrollable urge to draw Xbcrafted sirencore #I’ve never watched a single video of his #I love his vibes from other perspectives tho #thanks fish man for taking away my artblock yippee #k done with my ramble back to your regular scheduling

[matan4il]

you lost your claim to humanity the moment you became a coloniser

So... when I was 5 months old?

When my parents abandoned everything they ever owned in order to bring me to Israel to save my life from the antisemitic abuse that almost killed me as a baby in Communist Romania?

I lost my humanity before I could speak, that's what you're saying? Due to a decision I didn't make? A life saving decision? What exactly would you suggest my parents were meant to do, leave me to die due to antisemitism in Romania?

Which one of us actually lost their humanity here, oh person who doesn't even dare send this hateful message under their username, for others to see what kind of hatred you're capable of spewing?

#ask #ask anon #antisemitism #hatred #jumblr #frumblr #israel #personal #israel under attack #israelunderattack #jews under attack #let's be honest here #that's what asks like this mean

[wolfjackle-creates]

Got some bad news today and I want to forget it. So I'm gonna share a bit of something here as a distraction.

Earlier today I referenced a smut piece I've started working on. Dead on Main. How would you guys like to read the set up for it? (No actual smut in this snippet.)

Enjoy these 800 words!

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Danny’s leg was bouncing and the girl sitting in front of him in the lecture hall turned to glare at him. He forced it to stop and pulled out his water bottle, only to realize he was down to his last few drops of ectoplasm.

It wasn’t enough.

He’d thought Gotham would have enough ambient ectoplasm that there’d be a bunch of other ghosts hanging around, even if they were weaker than the ones Amity got. But apparently not. It was already mid October, almost Halloween, and he hadn’t met a single other ghost. He’d even gone looking.

He needed some ghost-on-ghost interactions. Non-liminal humans were fine, necessary to hang out with from time to time even. But not enough for him anymore. His ectoplasm intake had tripled since he moved here to make up for the lack and it wasn’t working.

The girl in front of him turned around again and hissed, “Cut it out.”

Shit, his leg was bouncing again. He stopped it and looked up at the powerpoint the professor was teaching off of. Then back down at his notes. Well damn, he’d missed a few slides.

He ground his teeth and shoved his things into his bag. Clearly sitting here was a waste of time if he couldn’t focus. As quietly as possible, he slipped out of the lecture hall and made his way outside. He was wound too tight. Needing to do something, anything, he loosened his control on his aura, letting it spill out around him

If he’d still been in Amity, everyone would know Danny Fenton was having a bad day. Here, no one spared him a second look. He stalked off campus and through the streets of Gotham, taking turns when needed to match the street lights or avoid getting run over by a car. He had to keep moving.

He didn’t know how long it had been or how far he had traveled when he felt it: the brush of another ghost’s aura against his. Another ghost who was just as angry and frustrated and lonely as him. Danny was moving in their direction—into a park—before he ever consciously made the choice.

The other ghost was moving closer, too. Danny grinned, showing a bit too much teeth. Maybe he’d finally have a chance to let loose, get rid of the frustration he’d been feeling.

And then a man in a leather jacket came running into view. Danny allowed himself a moment of surprise at seeing another apparently-living human who set off his ghost-sense. Could he be a halfa, too? Whoever they were did not seem to be surprised like Danny was, however, and moved faster as soon as they saw each other.

Danny shook off the shock and laughed as he rushed into the fight. He needed this.

Though his aura, Danny sent out his feelings of frustration and isolation and delight at finally meeting another ghost. Then they were trading blows.

He got the same sense of anger and frustration from his opponent, mixed with some confusion. But Danny didn’t bother trying to parse out the guy’s emotions. That could happen later, after they were both finally sated.

His opponent didn’t use any ghost powers, so Danny followed his lead. He dodged a kick and blocked a punch only to return both. He managed to get a grip on the guy’s jacket, but the other did something that twisted his wrist painfully, forcing him to let go.

Danny dropped to the ground and tried to kick at his opponent’s legs. But he only got a glancing blow that barely tripped the man up. Danny jumped up, and managed to head-butt the other’s chin. His opponent growled and kicked out; Danny was sent sprawling. Then, the maybe-halfa had him pinned to the ground.

They both paused for a minute, just breathing. Around them, indistinct voices cried out in panic, but Danny ignored them. He let his hands be pinned above his chest, his legs held down by the other ghost’s knees. Even his aura was pressing down on Danny, holding him in place. Danny could’ve fought back, but something about this felt right.

So, for the first time, he let himself look at his opponent. His ghostly nature was evident in the streak of white hair that fell over his forehead and the ectoplasm-green eyes that stared down at Danny. But what really struck him was how much physically larger he was than Danny. How they appeared to be about the same age.

He was fucking hot, too. Strong as well, if his aura was anything to go by.

Danny licked his lips and let a little lust leak into his own aura. He quirked an eyebrow in question.

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Next

This song is the inspiration for the fic and will help set the tone for how things're gonna go. (NSFW lyrics, make sure you listen in an appropriate location or with headphones.)

#dpxdc #dead on main #danny fenton #jason todd #leaning into ghost communication and needs here #as a halfa #danny (and jason) need time with humans and ghosts #and they've been pretty one sides lately #(jason since his return lets be honest) #they're gonna have fun ^^ #Youtube

[kairospy]

I’m sorry but everyone at school wanted Regulus. He could’ve had anyone he wanted.

A Black? Rich? Quidditch star? Hot as shit?? The confidence from being told since birth you’re better than everyone else???

Yea this man could’ve snapped his fingers as have 17 people in his vicinity undressing

#if he wasn’t terrifying he would’ve been every students crush #when I say he had an ego I mean an Ego wit capital E #he just kept it to himself #he wasn’t loud about it yknow #but he knew he could have half the school on their knees with a look let’s be so honest #‘reg was so shy’ be realistic here for a sec. no Black is shy. they’re all egomaniacs who at some point saw themselves above everyone #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #regulus black #regulus x james #jegulus #marauders #regulus black x james potter #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #regulus arcturus black #the marauders #james fleamont potter #the pantheon #bartylus #regulus and barty #regulus x barty #regulus headcanon #regulus black headcanons #regulus black hc