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starsandhughes · 1 year

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Penalty Box— Trevor Zegras (Part Eighteen)

SERIES MASTERLIST

previous: seventeen

next: nineteen

THURSDAY, MARCH 23 (i am tragically behind i’m so sorry)

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yourusername welcome to my postgame penalty box update show: the og edition! the ducks photographer was very kind this game and gifted me (us) the best pictures of z imaginable!

my personal favorites are him sitting on the ice, and him flying through the air post getting slashed (which was labeled as “following through” on the image description). he also got hit in the face with a puck— how quintin of him! (aftermath slide six)

just like the amount of ducks goals scored tonight against the jets; z is now at two games since his last penalty! you’re doing amazing sweetie! keep on girlbossing! i love you, always🧡

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trevorzegras “how quintin of him” how does it feel to be attacked in my post @_quinnhughes ? (ps i love you, forever, y/n/n🧡)

_quinnhughes injured emotionally

yourusername i’m surrounded by cry babies

_quinnhughes @/yourusername i live in a different country?

yourusername @_quinnhughes emotionally surrounded

_quinnhughes @/yourusername weirdo

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes precious weirdo**

user1 THAT SECOND TO LAST PHOTO!!! Z LOOKS SO HOT!!!

jamie.drysdale that’s our son!!

yourusername he’s thriving!!

trevorzegras i’d like to file for emancipation

user2 it’s like “pretty fly for a white guy” except it’s a pretty white guy flying

user3 AHA

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras that puck was karma

trevorzegras for what?

_quinnhughes existing

yourusername HA GOT EM

jackhughes quinny’s a bit unhinged today

yourusername @/jackhughes i’m pro unhinged

user4 manifesting a ducks win soon

lhughes_06 just when i was thinking of changing my bet…

yourusername don’t do it lukey moosey!! support your mom!

lhughes_06 mmmm

trevorzegras 🔫🔫🔫

lhughes_06 okay okay okay i’ll still bet on z!!!

jackhughes @/lhughes_06 mama’s boy

_quinnhughes @/jackhughes you’re one to talk

user5 slutty z moment>>

jackhughes ur doing amazing sweatie

yourusername ur being annoying ex-husband

jackhughes we aren’t supposed to fight in front of the kids!

yourusername ONLY ONE IS HERE

edwards.73 hi parents

yourusername f u c k

user6 i want y/n and z as my parents! or y/n and jamie… or y/n and jack… do y/n and quinn have kids? i’ll be their first

trevorzegras @/yourusername when are we gonna have kids?

yourusername @/trevorzegras you’re gonna have to get down on one knee first

edwards.73 step dad?

lhughes_06 step dad?

trevorzegras step dad?

yourusername we’ll see, boys. we’ll see (😉)

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername divorce

user7 y/n’s comment section is a game of russian roulette at this point as to whether it’ll be sweet or bullying

jackhughes i bet bullying

#penalty box series #trevor zegras #trevor zegras insta edit #trevor zegras x reader #trevor zegras imagine #trevor zegras fic #quinn hughes #quinn hughes imagine #jamie drysdale #jack hughes imagine #jack hughes #jamie drysdale imagine #luke hughes #ethan edwards #anaheim ducks #nhl #nhl imagine #hockey imagine

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impunkster-syndrome · 3 months

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Do you have suggestions for other blogs you like or mutuals that talk about similar things? I have learned a lot from you and would like to do more learning and I think there’s probably more information and personal experiences and opinions out there but I’m having a hard time finding it. Thank you

I don't tend to follow people because I'm mentally ill (BPD is not happy if I miss my partner's posts and everything is buried by the photosensitivity blog since I follow it to make sure all tags are on outreach posts). I'm also pretty scared to interact with people in close ways generally. I keep pretty mainly to myself because of my mental illness sort of makes me like a ticking time bomb and if I get into a community and call something out it goes south fast. Too hard to be around in a community and too hard to be around outside of one. There's plenty more stuff on these topics I would suggest if you have specific topics in mind. It's just nearly midnight and I need to sleep.

Wannabe mutuals/mutuals-in-spirit (Just tell me to fuck off and I will, it's fine. I am also literally scared of talking to you all):

@/crippled-peeper

@/briarpatch-kids

@parrhesia-at-the-discourse (The only one in this list that sees me make an ass of myself often)

@/nightmaretour

(Realized I pinged people by accident. F u c k)

Useful disability stuff (Includes most blogs above):

@/avpdcultureis

@/a-psychopaths-diary

@/loverofmirage

@/narcissisticpdcultureis

@/a-sip-of-milo

@/schizotypalpd-culture-is

@/cultishhellvent

@/thedisablednaturalist

@/crippleculture

Your Eating Disorder Is Valid. - Of Herbs and Altars

@/hell-on-sticks

Fundie stuff:

Part One: How The Rich Ate Christianity | BEHIND THE BASTARDS (Highly suggest finding the other part, I wish I was as cool as Robert Evans)

Evangelism is Sales (and Annoying) - Belief It Or Not

How the Quiverfull movement kills kids (Turpin, Yates, Pearls) - Fundie Fridays

Media analysis:

The Pale Man: Physical Fascism - The Morbid Zoo

The Vriskamentary DEFINITIVE EDITION - Funk McLovin

Lolita: The Most Misunderstood Novel - Shanspeare

Is Kitty Softpaws Disabled? - Oakwyrm

Disney's Racist Ride | Dreamsounds

Harry Potter - Shaun

Who's Afraid of Modern Art: Vandalism, Video Games, and Fascism - Jacob Geller

Bad Nazi Documentaries - Quinton Reviews

The Lost Trans Mystery of The Oblongs - Lily Simpson

Silly stuff:

Deadbeat Punk Songs For Rebel Teens - Pagefire

You're Beautiful - jordan go to sleep (I miss "This is my angry face" so much. Can't find it anymore.)

Extra:

The Never-Ending SCAM of "The Blind Side" | a 20-Year Grift - Savvy Writes Books

TRANS PERSON INFILTRATES A HATE CHURCH - Dead Domain

What "Parents' Rights" Really Means - Zoe Bee

The Future Is A Dead Mall - Decentraland and the Metaverse - Folding Ideas

Sovereign Citizens: Pseudolaw & Disorder - munecat

The PewDiePipeline: how racist humor leads to violence - NonCompete

How the Alt-Right's Fake-Estrogen Scam Backfired Spectacularly - Caelan Conrad

understanding snapewives: religion, fandom, sociology & erotica - biz

The Disappearance of Blaire White - dangelowallace

The White Guilt to God Pipeline - Foreign Man in a Foreign Land

THE MOST SAVAGE PHILOSOPHER OF ALL TIME - Sisyphus55

#the blackbox askbox #long post #Anon I am so sorry this is so long I just rarely go in depth about media I interact with like this here #I go feral over some of this

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viktheviking1 · 7 months

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Fizzarolli was laughing his *ss off in the dimly lit corner booth of the bar that stank of lost hopes and dreams. Though still in a jester hat, the rest of his outfit was surprisingly normal. He wore a cropped sweatshirt and high rise shorts. His limbs were wiggling everywhere and if it weren’t for the obnoxious laughter, one might have thought he was having a seizure. Blitz prayed silently that no one noticed him blushing from embarrassment. He put his hands in his leather jacket, and spun around on his heel, lifting one leg up to start taking long strides out of the situation.

“Ooh, no you don’t.” Fizz extended both his arms and grabbed Blitz, pulling him into the seat, “Soooo~ Blitz! How are you?! Last time I saw you, we were tied up.”

“Don’t make it sound sexual. What are you doing here? I was supposed to be on a date with a guy named Fozzi. I figured he might be a furry or have a muppet k*nk, but this," Blitz gave a dramatic gesture in Fizz's direction, "this is so much worse.”

“Well, I thought I was going on a date with a handsome fellar named Bluez, who I thought might be a mopey faced grump or have sh*tty taste in music. So, I guess we’re both sooooo disappointed.” Fizz crossed his arms around themselves, a couple of times over.

Blitz opened his mouth to say something, but stopped himself and instead said, “Hang on; What do you mean, Blues?”

Fizz rolled his eyes, pulled out his phone, and shoved his extended arm right into Blitz’s face, “This is the account I’ve been messaging. See right there? B-L-U-E-Z. Bluez.”

Blitz took the phone from him. “Oh, ****** on a stick. I made my account so fast, I must have typed it out wrong.” He tried rubbing the stress out of his eyes.

Blitz looked up again at Fizz, who was grabbing his phone back, “Wait, just a f**king minute. Why are you on a dating app, anyway? And with a different name, to boot. Things not going so fantastic with the big c*cked rooster, afterall?” Blitz would never admit it, but he was genuinely concerned for his old friend.

Fizz sighed and placed his head on the table

“Ozzie says it’ll help our image . . .” He sat upright again, “I mean, my image. As a sexy entertainer and celebrity, I’ll get more press if I have a personal love life for paparazzi to dig their teeth into, something which I don’t already have, obviously. Because the thing with Ozzie is purely sexual. Because his d*ck-”

“Yeah, yeah. It’s huge, I know.” Blitz rested his chin in his hand; elbow on the table.

“YOu kNoW wHaT?!?!?!” Fizz stood up and extended himself really tall, which would almost be intimidating, if he didn’t look like, well, a clown. Unless you were afraid of clowns, which Blitz was (mostly) not.

“Because you told me, jeez.” Blitz rolled his eyes.

“Oh, oh. Right, yeah. Ahem.” Fizz settled back down in his chair, trying to pretend he’s not blushing as dabbed the sweat off his forehead with a long *ss handkerchief.

“You know, you’ve always been pretty bad at lying.” Blitz cocked an eyebrow up at him and grinned.

“What- what do you mean? I never- I haven’t-” He paused, “Hey, you two buff chicks. Dontcha got anything better to do?” He turned his attention to the hellhounds guarding him.

One turned around, “Asmodeaus said that we were not too-”

“Yeah, yeah, I know. But this is Blitz! A childhood friend of mine who is basically a pro level gunslinger or some sh*t. Not to mention he literally rescued me from being, I don’t know, sold off to the slaughterhouse or something. Point is, I’m safe now. Why don’t you two go on a date? I can see you two eyeing each other, and it’s f**king annoying. Go, get.” He motioned, shoeing the two away, who both blushed awkwardly, but complied.

Fizz turned back around and went stiff with surprise when he saw Blitz on the brink of tears, “Uhhhhhh, what the f**k”

“I’m your childhood friend . . .? Who you are safe with?” Blitz tried not to squeak as he spoke, failing miserably.

“Okay, first of all, I specified childhood. As in, I was friends with when I was a child. And second of all . . .” Fizz blushed a little, “I uh- you know- I mean, you did kind of get me out of that bind, pun intended, and you didn’t have to do that. You could have decided at any point that I was dead weight and left me. But you didn’t, so you know, um, thank you for that.” He shrunk a little, looking away from Blitz, heat filling his face.

Fizz sat up straight again, “And your punishment for helping me is having to save my sorry *ss again should another d*ckhead take me as his prize. So, ha!”

He meant it as a joke, but Blitz smiled and said, “It would be my f**king honor.”

They both sat there for a second before Fizz spoke up, “You know while I’ve got you here. There is something I’ve been wanting to talk to you about. You and Princey . . . Are you gonna fix that?”

Blitz rolled his eyes, “Ugh, not this again. I don’t know how many times I have to tell people. We can’t get back together, because we were never together in the first place. It was just a mutual agreement that it was time to move on.”

Fizz looked Blitz up and down, seeing that depressed undertone he was hiding so poorly, “Mhm, yeah, mutual, whatever. Honestly, who you f**k with or f**k up with is none of my business; that is until it starts to affect me.”

Blitz was taken by surprise and went into immediate defense mode, “The f**k does my s*x life got to do with you?!”

#fanficromance #feels #romance #blitzxstolas #gayromance #fanfiction #gayfanfic #helluvaboss #blitzo #fizzarolli helluva boss #fizzaroli helluva boss #fizzarolli #fizzblitz #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva fizzarolli #pansexual character #hellaverse #vivzieverse #vivziepop

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spacemancharisma · 4 months

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big day for annoying people

ok I’m putting my hlvrai2 liveblog all in one post lol

WE ARE SO FUCKING BAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK

That Noise stopped and every muscle in my body clenched I got so excited

my edible kicked in riiiight on time hell yeah

HUH??????? HUH???????????

NVM THIS WAS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME FOR MY EDIBLE TO KICK IN

THEPNGS???????

“jesse I think i’ve got secondhand meth”

“this issssss….. my power”

the wooden cutouts are FREAKING ME OUT

so I think the same is true here as was true for the last couple eps of hlvrai- there isn’t the same charm to it when it isn’t 100% improv. like rtvs is still very funny and obvs they don’t have a script or anything, but I think a huge part of the appeal of hlvrai from the early episodes is the like,, random XD factor, and it doesn’t have the same inexplicable magnetism when you don’t have that nonsense going on.

jesse mario noises and I have remembered that I’m high

*cut to flaming corpse* “they’re cremating the bodies, we need to leave”

THE FREESTYLE?????????????

for some reason the doppler effect on scorpy’s audio as he ran past wayne going “whAT The f u c k” really got me

“your cancer is in remission!” “YES! 🔫” “🧍🏻‍♂️”

“a glass of whiskey, etch-a-sketch, and diesel jeans.”

the fucking songs are more than I can deal with

THE FUCKING SWEET VOICE

mike tea sequence made me feel like I was about to die

I bounced at intermission cause I wasn’t that invested, will watch the rest later

#pretty solid!#definitely the best way they could’ve handled people demanding hlvr2 #bc it was such a contained little piece of art and really didn’t need to be added onto #and they had fun with it so that’s what’s important #personal #brbavrai #hlvrai

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thestarminstrel · 3 months

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Aside from nichoji and eugesse, are there any other fence characters that you are interested in?

I’m personally fond of the Leventis twins from Exton :)

aklsjlf i love that i'm so obvious in my love for those four- i should really start giving some love to the other guys

first off, i also love the leventis twins!!! i love the sunshine and grumpy twin dynamic so much and it's so cute on them 😭 i do hope we get to see more of them in upcoming issues. on that thread i also love marcel a lot. just love the exton team so much 💛

outside of them, kyle,,, listen he showed up in whatever the fuck volume/issue (not the first one tho) and i went "oh he's annoying as f u c k and i love him. rip to the fandom" (like. for context my friends and i will watch something and some Annoying mfer comes on and they all Look at me bc they know i'm adopting them as my blorbo. and then they're right.). then @applesandbannas747 fanned that flame so passing "oh haha annoying dude :)" went to "b a b y g i r l".

coach brooks also has my whole damn heart. she's so spectacular and ugh 💛 incredible woman. would love to know if she's just a chill fencer or someone insanely impressive and nonchalant about it. robert also has been a fav of mine for a long time. tbf most of that love IS just hcs and fanfic roberts and i will be So Sad if robert is some fame-obsessed, terrible and horrible father. hopefully, robert gets cool points and i don't need to be sad about him 👍🏻

suCH an honorable mention to the weightlifting bros from striking distance i will carry them with me in my heart forever. again, totally fandom and hc-based reading of them and i know i am. never seeing them in the comic. consider that i am silly 😎

thank you for the ask!! 💛 hope you enjoyed your little visit into the depraved landscape that is my fence-filled brain uwu

#asks

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twistedappletree · 5 months

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OMFG OH MY F U CKIN G—

NEW GIRL ALREADY GOT FIRED

Let me first say, my client is NOT a difficult person to work for btw like not at all. It has nothing to do with her and everything to do with people apparently having like 30000000 different personalities because what in the actual f u c k

We have a routine where we throw out any of my client’s leftover food for the coyotes (it’s never anything bad for them, it’s just so food doesn’t get wasted and they don’t have any human association with getting the food). This new girl took the food outside and threw EVERYTHING OUT INTO THE ARROYO, INCLUDING ALL THE CONTAINERS/TRASH

WHAT THE FUCK

And her excuse to my client was “oh well you weren’t clear about how I was supposed to do it”

BECAUSE ITS COMMON SENSE THAT YOU DONT LITTER???? BRO HOW IN THE HECK- I DONT EVEN AJDHAJHDJAZ

she was straight up giving my client the most annoying combative attitude too for like, the entire day

and to make it worse, I ALREADY CANCELLED THE OTHER GIRLS INTERVIEW and she never wrote back so she probably wants NOTHING to do with this job anymore. I reached out to a few other people so now I’m just waiting for responses but oh my fucking god OH MY GOD

what the actual HECK is wrong with ppl I don’t understand how anyone is surviving at like service jobs and shit if they can’t even handle walking dogs in a forest???? bc service jobs are absolute soul sucking shit compared to this like????? it’s literally why I took the job bc it’s so much less stressful and it’s really not hard at all, even with my little complaints here and there which are rarely ever serious lmao

AKHDAKJDJAJSJSKAJJX

fml honestly lmaOOOOO

#I gotta rant I gotta rant I gotta lmFAOOOOO #FUCKING H O N E S T LY CAN IT GET ANY WORSE #apple babble 🍎#non fandom #rant #aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ateezyuri · 2 years

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a to z with . . . yuri !

a is for ... “ATINY are the prettiest and most loveliest people in the world...i love you more than my cats!”

b is for ... “BITCH, you better be joking.” “never quote euphoria again.”

c is for ... “CATS are forever superior. i don’t care if leo keeps knocking your stuff down! he does it to show his love! hONGJOONG DO NOT THREATEN MY CHILD!”

d is for ... “DUDE — i am just trying to summon good vibes, i am NOT trying to hex wooyoung...why would you say that?”

e is for ... “ENOUGH of this madness!! if i hear the ponytail song ONE more time, i will rip someone’s head off.”

f is for ... “FRIENDS who really love you will deal with you even if you are being the most annoying or most overdramatic person ever. ateez deals with me all the time — so i think that they are my best friends.”

g is for ... “GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! will you PLEASE stop trying to manhandle me? LET ME WIN PLEASE, WHEN HAVE I EVER WRONGED YOU?”

h is for ... “HONGJOONG said i wasn’t allowed to attempt to murder my members...but hongjoong isn’t here so you better choose your last words wisely!”

i is for ... “I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR, AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR, SAID ‘I’M FINE’ BUT IT WASNT TRUE — I DONT WANNA KEEP SECERTS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUSTER TO SEAL MY FATE — AND I SCREAMED FOR WHATEVER IT’S WORTH — I LOVE YOU AINT THAT THE WORST THING YOUVE EVER HEARD?”

j is for ... “JOKES on you, i already cry myself to sleep every night — so your comment didnt mean shit to me!”

k is for ... “KILLING eve is one of the best t.v series ever. i would let eve and villanelle run me over and call it a day.” “YURI?!?” “I WAS JOKING!”

l is for ... “LETS be honest...i AM the hottest person in the room right now.”

m is for ... “MINT chocolate chip icecream is for hot people only — if you don’t like it then...sucks to suck i guess.”

n is for ... “NEVER thought i would say this...but wooyoung is right, for once.”

o is for ... “ORIGINALLY, i was going to tell jongho i loved him. but now it’s time to unlock phase two — blackmail him.” “YURI NO—"

p is for ... “PAIN. all i feel is pain.”

q is for ... “QUICK! spit in yunho’s drink! i’m not doing it — you can face his wrath, and if he asks, i had nothing to do with this.”

r is for ... “RESPECTFULLY fuck off if you dont like taylor swift, this is NOT a safe spot for taylor swift haters. end of discussion.”

s is for ... “SANNIE is just like a little kitten, he’ll come up to me, lean his head down and ask for head pets. somedays i just want to put him in a chokehold and give him all the loves.” “you mean a hug?” “yeah that too.”

t is for ... “TEEZERS? are you calling us teezers because we always spoil?” “you mean YOU always spoil?” “....what makes you say that?”

u is for ... “UNTIL you give me a valid reason on why i should not self sabotage tonight — i am going to do it. and telling me my therapist wouldnt be proud is NOT going to do it.”

v is for ... “VERY bold of you to assume i know how to do basic math — i got held back a year for a reason.”

w is for ... “WHENEVER i think i have it bad (living with boys), i remember others have it worse.” “who?” “lottie.”

x is for ... “XOXO, a mentally ill bitch.”

y is for ... “YUQI is my favorite person in the world, she’s my girl — she’s my best friend! i love her so so so much, i don’t know what i’d do without her.”

z is for ... “ZOOM in on hongjoong, doesn’t he look so cute right now?” “do you have a death wish?” “i’m not scared of no man, especially not joongje, LOOK HOW SOFT HE LOOKS!”

tags: @chaerincore @atzaria @softieteez @ateezjuliet @lunarxsun @m00niesk7 @filmyoongs @shinyddeonghwa

#ㅤ 𖤐 ʾ ⠀ ❪ ⠀ TWISTING MY STARS INTO SHADOWS ⠀ ╲ ⠀ MISC⠀ ‧#aesocnet #mochiocnet #deluxeocnet #kpop oc #ateez added member #ateez female oc #ateez oc member #ateez extra member #ateez ninth member #ateez female member #ateez addition #ateez female addition #ateez 9th member #ateez blurbs #kpop added member #kpop addition #kpop extra member

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sosooley · 2 years

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Rec list update. AGAIN. second part here and first part here

Wyatt Earp. Frontier marshal - Stuart N. Lake Well. This is where fame started. Earp would have been forgotten in the Arizona sands (as he wanted), but after the scandalous boxing match between Fitzsimmons and Sharkey, the forgotten Earp was remembered with unkind words by the entire biased press of San Francisco, and after, many years later, Lake became interested in him. And accidentally made him a national hero at a very hard time. Of course, he SIGNIFICANTLY embellished the biography and wrote it as if from the perspective of Wyatt himself, which caused further confusion. Western knight in a white hat on a white horse, defender of orphans and the poor, an ideal man. Uh-huh, yeah, damn it. But we owe everything to this book.

There is an opinion that the old man didn’t like Lake, so he sabotaged his story in every possible way, telling the writer less than a captured partisan would say.

Tombstone. An Iliad of the Southwest - Walter Noble Burns book that started it all, and produced a number of fictional but iconic phrases (like i’m your huckleberry). It's funny that the book came out before the Frontier marshal, but didn’t hit the jackpot. In general, this is understandable, the Frontier marshal is aimed in structure and style at the reader who needs an interesting spirit-uplifting reading. This book is hard to read, isn’t focused on one person, but as an introduction to the origins of the legend (and this is really the creation of a legend) - definitely a must-have.

Wyatt Earp's Tombstone Vendetta - Glenn G. Boyer the author claims that this story was told to him by the son of a man who once personally knew Wyatt VERY closely since the time of Tombstone (the person chose to remain anonymous) and that this man accidentally got involved in almost all historical events (and the author also personally annoyed a bunch of Earp's relatives, Kate's relatives, Matty’s and McLaury’s). And sometimes he gives out SUCH unexpected facts that it’s just really hard to believe. But it's wonderfully written. There is a GORGEOUS DOC here, he is just GORGEOUS. Well, ship-moments are just f u c k i n g good. I recommend reading with a touch of critical thinking. But if at least half of what was told is true - boy oh boy.

The World of Doc Holliday - Victoria Wilcox is the perfect source of material where Doc lived and traveled. Written in the spirit of travel writing in short articles. A golden book for people with ADHD, the brain receives interesting information in short articles about the life of those times, about the transport system of America. A very nice reading. But the information regarding Doc is outright bullshit occasionally.For a biography, you'd better read Gary Roberts.

Tombstone's Treasure. Silver Mines and Golden Saloons - Sherry Monahan is the holy bible of Tombstone's material. A VERY detailed description of the inner city cuisine, saloons and mines, just a hell of a lot of interesting and useful information, written in an easy and entertaining way, I strongly recommend

Kurukshetra and the O.K. Corral: A Comparative Narrative Analysis of "Wyatt Earp" and the "Mahabharat." - Scott R. Stroud Mahabharat. And the history of the Earps. And a huge number of COINCIDENCES. Incredibly hilarious reading, incredibly hilarious references. No, I'm serious, the parallels are incredibly transparent and obvious, you wouldn’t believe me. And another beautiful parallel are Krishna-Doc. oh god, I'm crying. The quote about death-the-destroyer-of-worlds sparkled with new colors.

Hour of the Gun - Robert Krepps novelization of the 1967 movie. That was directed by the same man who directed the 1957 movie Gunfight at the O.K. Corral. The level of gay tension is just overwhelming. The author ships docatt with the fury of a thousand suns. Strongly recommend. gay gay homosexual gay.

The Earps talk - Alford E. Turner a series of sanitized and annotated interviews that Earps gave throughout their lives. A good insight into the heads of the brothers, but we must remember that Earps formal education sucked, although they were smart men, but speak SO artistically, as they allegedly did in the interviews, they hardly could. Doc could. Brothers? I don’t think so

TOMBSTONE An original screenplay. Fourth draft - Kevin Jarre basically the title speaks for itself. 4th version of the script, there are a lot of scenes that weren’t included in the film. The script was greatly reduced and cut, which only benefited the movie, as there are no side lines and a bunch of unnecessary characters. Well, the cherry on the cake is a canonized docatt, I showed this quote once. With an almost spoken declaration of love. Lord, we've been robbed

Wyatt Earp Meets Doctor Death - Andy Rausch an outright fanfiction. Imagine Jack the Ripper in the wild west. The dialogue is golden, but the characters are fucked up. And Josie is also The Ripper. Have you watched the Miike Snow clip Genghis Khan? There's a manic woman at the end - that's the same vibe

Tombstone: The Earp Brothers, Doc Holliday, and the Vendetta Ride from Hell - Tom Clavin is a nice non-fiction book, with more attention on Earp and Doc than Clavin's other books.

The Saga of Doc Holliday - Victoria Wilcox

books:

Southern son

Dance with the Devil

Dead man’s hand

AUTHOR CAN *:･ﾟ✧ S U C K MY D I C K *:･ﾟ✧ sorry but thats shit

#docatt #wyatt earp #doc holliday #tombstone #my stuff #other tombstone stuff

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jakeyt · 1 year

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I was tagged by the lovely @gold-mines-melting, @bananno, and @joshym to complete this challenge. And honestly, I’m shit at getting to fun things like this…I think it’s an ADHD thing FOR SURE. 🙃

But anywayyy…I’m finally doing it!!! THANK U, @gold-mines-melting, for putting up with my procrastination 🥲🫶🏻

So, here we go. Jsyk, music has always been my main love language, so (mini) DEEP DIVE TIME!

1. Five songs you’ve got on repeat right now (no specific order)

I’m a big Beyoncé fan (it’s been on and off the past few years, but with this song releasing…the love has re-emerged) And with the Renaissance tour starting, seeing her perform this song live = a very emotional me. 😭

R&B is my absolute FAVORITE genre…no questions asked. And this song?

Sexy as f u c k. 🥵 Been on repeat for weeeeks now.

A sweet (more recent) classic that’s stayed stuck in my heart since I first heard it 🤍🥹

Without any context (save for the song itself), this song has helped to heavily inspire/support my ideas for Covet.

My favorite band of all time. My first real discovery of music when I was just a little girl. And this album is a very under appreciated one. I bounce back and forth with what my favorite Beatles album is based on seasons of life.

And a bonus. I start almost every day with this song. I didn’t want to include Greta (bc we all know I listen to them, and this is an exploration). Buuut, I had to put this one on here considering I literally start all my days with it.

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2. Last album I listened to all the way through

Revolver (by The Beatles). On vinyl.

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3. Any other shows coming up

Greta x3 (not pit bc I’m scared to do that again) w/ @joshym 😭😭😭🤍

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4. Favorite piece of merch that isn’t gvf related

Probably something Michael Jackson. I have a stuffed bear from Michael Jackson’s This Is It tour. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love Michael Jackson. His music has gotten be through the hardest times of my life.

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5. Artists on your gig/concert bucket list

Where do I begin??? I’ve been fortunate enough to see many of my favorites (Bruno Mars, Ariana Grande, Lake Street Dive, for example). But… Usher or John Mayer, I’d say. Sentimental reasons I won’t dive into right now. If you’re curious of the sentimentality, you may ask! 🫶🏻

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I’m v sorry I talk so much. If you made it this far, thank you for caring and I love you. 🤍🤍🥹 See why I don’t do these? I’m annoying as hell lol.

Again, thank you for the tag, friends!!

I’ll tag @joshym to complete the questions. I’d love for her to share her answers with you! And then I’ll tag @indigostardustchords, @jakeytkiszka, @indigofallingsky and @jakeykiszkas. If you’ve already completed it, I apologize! And if you don’t want to participate, don’t feel obligated. 🫶🏻

#I love music #SO MUCH #it is the way I live and breathe #I’m a blabbermouth #it’s a curse #personal #text post

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paulum--mortis · 1 year

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nsfw a-z for fennel

bc i'm thinking bunny thoughts and i can't sleep and if this is incoherent forgive me

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

BIIIIIIIG softie,,,,,,whether he topped or bottomed he don't care he wants snuggles !! and kisses !!!!!

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

painter boy has some niiiiiiice ass hands and he knows it. wonderfully long fingers for SURE. def a hip enjoyer,,,,, grips em a lot

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

uh it. it sure is. cum. ig. likes finishing on his partner's chest ig

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

closet exhibitionist,,,,,, like he wouldn't fuck you in front of a crowd but he's absolutely jacked off to the thought yk???

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

uhhhhhhhh i'm doing 24y/o fen and. decently experienced??? absolutey picked up on mieran and vesper's flirting skills for sure. he Knows What He's Doing, he j gets a lil shy sometimes if there's feelings involved <3

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

depends on the mood??? he's a slut for some loving missionary but he s not above the temptations of like. valedictorian yk

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

he's not all that humorous??? but like he knows how to go along w the vibe and if the vibe calls for a giggle he giggles

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

he trims some of it from time to time?? it's black tho lmao no pastel pink pubes i'm afraid

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

ooooooh he can be SUCH a sweetheart... hold his partner's hand, tell them how much he loves them, cover them in kisses,,,,,, the whole package

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

mutual masturbation is HIS thing bro he LOVES IT he DIES FOR IT he finds it so hot,,,,,, gets a li more domineering w it too it's v v 😳

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

it's all about the b's. breeding, bondage, blindfolding, and breath play <3

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

again, he's got a few public/semi public fantasies, but for what actually goes on i think he's v fond of his dorm room??? someplace where they can't actually be annoyed, maybe even his and mieran's studio at the manor

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

kiss his collarbones while he's painting and he'll make the neediest squeak on recorded history, nibble on his neck while he's reading up on some magic and you'll be getting slammed against the nearest wall

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

if his partner mentions piss, even as a joke, he immediately summons his shotgun.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he's v v good at giving oral but he just loves receiving so much,,,,,,,, soooo needy <3

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

also depends?? if he's on one of his softboi moods he's v slow and sweet, but he's also so rough and fast and mean when he wants to be,,,,

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he obviously prefers proper sex but he wouldn't really turn down a quickie,,,, not his preference but finds em a lil hot ngl

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

again, dreams of fucking in a stage, but yeah !!! he always places a billion safety nets first but he's down for most shit

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

he naturally inclines, physically and magically, to bunnies. there's your answer.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

maybe a vibrator or two??? not really his thing tho, doesn't cross his mind all that much

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

fennel rarely STARTS the teasing but if you dared tease him a lil you're in for it. a slightly spicy comment at your coffee date is retaliated with a hand between your legs under the tablecloth (punish him for it tho he'll love it)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

if he's on top? a lil chatty, grunts, pants, the occasional low moan... on bottom he's so loud tho. whiniest mf ever. shut him up w a kiss (he'll melt)

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

partner in his clothes flips a switch inside of him. it's the "prevent fennel from railing his partner absolutely speechless". it flips it off.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

i do Not Know how to describe dicks i'm fully ngl to you. 7.3in tho.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

moderate to high... good thing he gets a decent amount of bitches ig

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he'll wait til the mood is right and everyone is clean and all but the second all is said and done?? conks out lmao gn a mimir

#asks #fennel destan-mixtio

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onestept · 2 years

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Day 6

I almost forgot again today! I was literally carrying my bedtime stuff and having the boy follow me upstairs.

We didn’t talk a lot today but, that’s okay... I guess. It was my first day of work and I basically texted you the gist of it.

I have to worry about something at all times so, now I’m thinking... OF COURSE I miss you SO F U C K I N G much however, what if I get too used to the distance? For example, I correctly set up all of my computer equipment on my own. Before I accomplished this, I thought “Ugh. I could REALLY use your help with something like this”. After I got it done on my own, I felt like it probably would have been annoying if we’d done it together. I’ve already kind of told you that you can be a bit of a know-it-all and I think this would have tested my patience in some ways during the process... Maybe we could have done it a bit faster but, I’d rather be satisfied at my own pace than annoyed and getting the task done early (technically, I was still done early anyways haha).

This is why we need to live together! I need to know if we can actually tolerate each other.

63958... That was apparently the boy’s message to you since he decided to try and walk all over my goddamn laptop while I write.

I “worked out” today. I’m not sure what my goal is here but, I feel like I want to be as skinny as possible when you get back. I have no idea why my mind went that direction, you have never complained about my weight gain... I just wasn’t happy with how I looked and I guess now I want to make sure I don’t look the same when you get back? At the same time, I have so many months until you get back, it’s really silly to try to lose all of the weight right now. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’ll work it out in therapy.

Last thing! This morning I was half asleep and I just could not stop thinking about having sex with you. A very specific position was in my mind but, I won’t get into that here.

I think the “One step at a time” thing is getting kind of cringey so... I love you and miss you so much babe... see you soonish?

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multifandomfanficss · 2 years

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Drunken Confessions

Adrian Chase/Vigilante x Reader

Adrian Chase Masterlist

Prompt: After a difficult mission you go out to the bar with your team and decide to get hammered. When your teammates suggest you have a crush on Vigilante you just get more embarrassed and drink to avoid the feelings. You just hope you can get through the night without Adrian finding out you actually have feelings for him. AKA Adrian Chase taking care of you while you’re drunk.

Warnings: Vomit, swearing

A/N: I’m back! After I saw how many of you liked my Good Omens drunk fic, I decided to write one for my new fav. I’ve been very into writing for Adrian lately. I’ve finished 2 fics this week to post for him. The other one is in my drafts and will go up shortly. I don’t believe there are any major spoilers for Peacemaker, just a few references to minor jokes or events. I hope you guys enjoy!

You were with your team at the bar after another successful, but difficult mission. You decided after that ridiculous mission you were going to get hammered. You were sitting between Adebayo and Adrian with Economos, Harcourt, and Peacemaker on the other side of the table. The only one to not drink was Adrian. He volunteered to drive. Come to think of it you had never seen him drunk. You figured he probably just didn’t drink. You had a little bit more than you were intending to tonight and you were starting to get a little too silly. You didn’t want to embarrass yourself. The truth was you had a small crush on Adrian. Who were you kidding? It was huge. On top of you two being the youngest on the team and the closest in age, you just had so much in common and he was cute too. Most people found him annoying and you could see why, but he never annoyed you. You enjoyed his endless jokes, even the ones that weren’t meant to be funny and you thought he was sweet. The drunker you got the bolder you got. One second you guys were all laughing and the next second something stupid was coming out of your mouth.

“Hey Adrian, you play DND right?” You ask him. He nods.

“Yeah. I used to play a lot more than I do now.” He admits.

“You should teach me how to play sometime. I’ve always wanted to learn.” You admit.

“Aw (L/N) has a crush on Vigilante!” Economos starts. Your face goes beat red.

“No, I don’t!” You protest.

“Vigilante and (L/N) sitting in a tree F U C K I N G!” Chris starts. Economos and Peacemaker laugh and high-five. You hated them right now.

“It’s okay, (Y/N). They’re just messing with us. Peacemaker fucks with me all the time. I don’t think you actually have feelings for me” Adrian admits. You bite your tongue. You wish you could tell him you liked him, but there was so much fear. Fear of rejection. Fear of losing him as a friend. Fear of losing him on a mission. You could lose him in more ways than one so you just kept your mouth shut. Hell, you didn’t like him. You loved him. He was one of your closest friends and you were head over heels in love with him, but you could never tell him that. You decided to get drunker out of spite. You just wanted the embarrassment to go away.

As you got drunker your body started to feel wavy, like if you closed your eyes you could feel the waves wash over you in the cool ocean breeze. All you wanted to do was lay down and feel everything. You laid your head down on the table.

“Uh is she okay?” Adebayo asks.

“She can’t just pass out in the middle of the bar.” Harcourt adds.

“I’ve got this” You hear Adrian say as he leans down to get closer to your ear. He moves some hair out of the way to see your face better.

“Hey (Y/N), why don’t you sit up?” He asks.

“Why?” You ask.

“You should sit up with Adrian, (Y/N)” Harcourt pleads in her kinder voice. It was nice to see such a friendly side to her. You reluctantly sat up with Adrian guiding you.

“There we go. That’s it.” He says softly as he sits you up. You lean back into him. This was a mistake. He stiffened at first not knowing quite what to do, before settling on wrapping an arm around you. You’re not sure if this is for him to be more comfortable or if he thinks you’re going to fall over. You immediately hear a few chuckles and remarks about you liking him again. You were so drunk you didn’t even care anymore. You begin to hear a debate on wether it was time for you to go home or not. Of course everyone, but Peacemaker agreed to send you home because Chris said you were “fine” and they were all “just being pussies”. After agreeing he would come back later for the rest of the team, you leaned forward so Adrian could get up. He took your hand and helped you up as well. Once up, you didn’t let go of his hand. You needed it to steady yourself to walk out of the bar. Once outside he loaded you into the car and he ran to the other side, hopping in. The first part of the car ride was silent, but it didn’t feel like it because you had so many thoughts going through your head, mostly about how you felt for Adrian.

“What are you thinking about?” He asks noticing you deep in thought. You think quickly.

“Remember that PowerPoint that Economos made?” You ask.

“Yeah.” Adrian answers.

“I’m thinking about all the adeventures that man and monkey could have gone on” You tell him.

“Aw. It was kinda sweet how he wanted that monkey and that man to be friends” He agreed. You smiled. He was just so cute. The silence continues again. It’s time for you to break it.

“What are you thinking about?” You ask him.

“I’m thinking about how if it was 1920 I could shoot you in the face for being drunk” He tells you. He starts laughing. You laugh too, not knowing if he’s joking or not. You finally pull up at your apartment.

“I’m sorry I’m so drunk” You apologize.

“It’s okay. I’m sorry they were making fun of you and saying you had a crush on me.” He seems a little sad. You feel it building up like vomit. You have to tell him.

“Adrian, they weren’t wrong I do like you.”

“Oh.”

You feel the build up. It won’t stop coming. You don’t feel like you’re going to vomit. You are going to vomit. You open your door and start throwing up. In front of the guy you have a crush on. Lovely. He immediately turns to the side to grab your hair to hold it back. He pats your back as your struggle for air. Fuck that was embarrassing.

“Let’s get you inside” He says escorting you out of the car and into your apartment. You struggle, flustered, to unlock the door. Adrian makes a motion for you to hand him the keys and you pass them over. He opens the door with ease. He immediately leads you to your bedroom, getting you a glass of water, and helping you into bed. He puts the trash can next to your bed.

“I don’t feel so good anymore. I used to feel wavey, but now the room is just spinning.” You admit. He sits down next to you on the bed.

“Everytime I close my eyes I feel like I’m falling.” You inform him.

“Well, try to get some sleep. I’ll be here to catch you if you fall.” He promises you. You smile and drift off to sleep.

The next day you wake up with a wicked hangover, but you get ready to go into work anyway because you have to. You’re not ready to feel all of the embarrassment again. You look around your apartment and Adrian is nowhere to be seen. Adrian… He must hate you. When you get to work he’s the first person you run into.

“Do you still want to learn DND?” He asks you.

“Yes” You tell him, surprised he asked.

“I’ll pick you up at 7 o’clock. It’s a date” He tells you and gives a cheesy wink. You start screaming inside. You give a stupid nod. Peacemaker walks up behind you and starts singing his little song again.

“Vigilante and (L/N) sitting in a tree F U C K I N G” He laughs. You don’t care. You got what you wanted: a date with the cutest superhero in the world.

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explicitred · 2 years

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Xiao Swimming/Pool Headcanons - (Male Reader)

Xiao Swim/Pool Headcanons - (Male Reader)

Childe Swim/Pool Headcanons: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/667663759802793984/childe-swimmingpool-headcanons-male-reader

Zhongli Swim/Pool Headcanons: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/667754362938048512/zhongli-swimmingpool-male-headcanons

Albedo Swim/Pool Headcanons: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/668026149456183296/albedo-swimmingheadcanons-male-reader

Scaramouche Swim/Pool Headcanons: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/668116744078032896/scaramouche-swimmingpool-headcanons-male

Might be a bit awkward, but can be easily flustered by you because he knows that you both are having a date🥺😘👀 So have fun and treat this poor hardworking baby well! 🥺✨❤️

It was another regular day. Fight, almond tofu, and no sleep.

Xiao thought for a moment as he finished defeating the Hilichurl camp.

‘Hmm… I feel as if I’m forgetting something…’

But as before, Xiao brushed it off and was about to continue his duties.

When suddenly, he heard footsteps coming towards him.

“Xiao, how are you? Do you need help?”

“Hmph, we Adepti do not need any help. And I’m doing fine, you have no need to ask.

What are you doing here? I thought you had duties.”

You walked closer to him and spoke as he crossed his arms,

“Oh? Don’t tell me you forgot about something we scheduled already?”

Xiao furrowed his brows in confusion, “Something I forgot...?”

“Our date?”

“Ah-”

Xiao’s eyes widened a bit as he blushed brightly, realizing his mistake.

There it was again, his blush.

Why did he seem so much vulnerable around Y/N? Was a question Xiao had asked himself more than he could ever remember.

Xiao did not know why he showed so many emotions when he was with Y/N. Why did he even agree to the date anyway?! And to add to the embarrassment, he kissed Y/N before willingly! All these actions and thoughts resulted in him blushing more and more.

Xiao blushed harder and harder until he looked like he was about to faint from embarrassment and covered his face with his hands hurriedly.

You sweatdropped at him.

“...”

(Xiao being a literal tea kettle with steam coming outta him rn 😗😅)

You kept silently staring at him, questioning him inwardly on what was happening to him.

Now, you weren't oblivious. You could read emotions easily, a skill that complimented you well.

Until he f a i n t e d from humiliation

Your legs quickly dashed towards him and held him before he could fall.

‘So uh- now what do I do without looking like a kidnapper?’

-Because of the recent incident (him fainting from humiliation), Xiao will be on his guard around you and trying not to embarrass himself again 🥲

-So he might seem like he hates the date and is grumpy at the moment, but he adores you very much, so you don't need to worry! 😅☺️

-Since Xiao forgot about the date, he wants to make it up to you but doesn't know-how

-A grumpy, caring, annoyed combo Xiao is what is resulted

-He believes that Yakshas don't need to have what mortal calls “dates”

-Xiao has to fight for Liyue, yet he can't find himself leaving anytime soon

-You managed to coax him into wearing duck floaties

-Yes, d u c k f l o a t i e s

-Absolutely MARVELOUS 😩

-He doesn't get why this is a “swimming date”

-Do you like swimming that much?

-But Xiao can't lie to himself, this was relaxing

-Xiao can swim decently, so you won't need to help him swim

-He was a bit interested in all the sweets and light snacks that you had prepared

-Xiao had wanted to eat the sweets that insisted of:

-Dango, Mochi, Tea Cookies, Parfait, Furutsu Sando (Fruit Sandwich), Crepes, Daifuku etc.

-Usually, he would've passed, but since they were made by you he was a little biased

-When he did try them, he had wanted more

-Xiao had made sure to not eat a lot

-This was a swimming date after all

-But he will note that you can make good dishes

-And yes, he will eat all the almond tofu

You moved a plate of the almond tofu towards him, seeing as he was eyeing it for some time.

You already understood that Xiao liked almond tofu. You were wondering why he was just staring at the tofu; rather than eating it.

Truth be told, he might've remained cold at the exterior; but he was just sheepish.

“Xiao?”

“What is it?”

“Your almond tofu.”

“Thanks.”

Xiao took his fork and ate the almond tofu bit by bit quickly.

You suddenly had an idea.

“Hey Xiao, can I have some too?”

He paused on what you said for a second.

‘It's just sharing food’ Xiao thought to himself. ‘Nothing wrong with that.’

Xiao looked at you, and then his dish.

He felt that one specific feeling again, the one that he felt when he was blushing earlier.

Trying to hide it, he tried suppressing his emotions again. He quickly grabbed a piece of the tofu with his fork and fed you, an attempt of getting this over with quickly.

There it was, he was blushing a bit again.

A hint of faint pink covered his face.

You chewed the tofu while being amused at his reaction.

“Xiao, you do realize that that was an indirect kiss, right?”

Xiao swore he wanted to dig himself up in a hole right now

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retroaria · 3 years

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Sapnap: Fluff Alphabet

cc!Sapnap x reader

pronouns: gender neutral

warnings: just swearing

here’s my 500 Follower Event ^o^

A is for Affection (How do they like to show affection?)

sapnap would give you so many compliments omg. he loves making you all smiley and blushy :) he just wants to make sure that you are always aware of the fact that he thinks you’re the most perfect thing to ever exist

B is for Bond (What kind of bond do you guys have? What could your relationship be labeled as?)

the best friend couple!!! sapnap tells you literally everything. any drama going on or any strong emotions he’s feeling, you know about it. most of the time, the second something happens his brain immediately goes “omg i have to tell y/n”. you guys always complain about the same things and get excited over the same things. you are genuinely one of the most important people in his life and he doesn’t know how he’d do it without you.

C is for Comfort (How do they comfort their s/o?)

he will literally drop everything just to hold you and not speak for like hours if you so needed. he strikes me as a naturally comforting person to the people he really cares about so I say he gets an A+ in this department

D is for Dates (What are dates with them like?)

dates with sapnap are either really chill or super fun. he’s the type of guy that would take you to play laser tag or to an arcade or a trampoline park. he’s like a little kid i love sapnap :3

E is for Emotions (How do they express their emotions around you?)

he’s a pretty expressive person when it comes to certain things. at the very least he definitely wears his heart on his sleeve a little so it isn’t hard to tell even if he does try hiding stuff. and like I said he tells you everything.

F is for Fiancé (How long into the relationship before they propose?)

I feel like he’s so young and he really just wouldn’t be thinking about that too seriously for awhile. like he loves you and you guys have talked about having a future together but he isn’t in any rush at all. hell just do it when he feels is the right time not matter how long it takes.

G is for Gentle (Are they gentle?)

it depends on the situation. he’s definitely the type of guy to pick you up from a super comfy position and just body slam you on the bed. but if he can tell you’re not in the mood to play around like that he’ll just sit down and hold you, so yeah he can be gentle. but most of the time be prepared for playful fist fights and getting picked up and thrown every now and then lol.

H is for Hand Holding (How do they like hand holding?)

sapnap always holds your hand. in fact he makes an effort to search for it whenever you aren’t holding hands. and sometimes he’ll even get whiny about it especially with like a lot of people around he’ll be like, “babe, why aren’t you holding my hand :( what if I get lost how are you gonna find me this place is big”

I is for I Love You (Who said “I love you” first?)

he did !! the first time sapnap said “I love you” was probably one of his most confident moments. he was so proud to be able to say it and so sure of himself and his feelings for you.

J is Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

YES OH MY GOD. he gets super jealous and it’s so easy to tell omg. his attitude starts to get like super bad and he is very clearly annoyed by the situation. he won’t ever be too overbearing about it and if you ever feel like he is once you sit him down and explain that he’ll back off a bit. but he’s still gonna be bothered by it so just always remind him that he love him and no one else.

K is for Kiss (What’s kissing them like?)

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IM ACTUALLY GOING TO BE DESCRIPTIVE SO IM SORRY IF ITS CRINGE. anyways, he’d be a pretty deep kisser but not like full on making out every single time. he just likes to make them last and he isn’t one to just give you random kisses all throughout the day so it always feels special. kissing him makes you feel all warm and happy inside.

L is for Love Language (What’s their love language?)

sapnaps love language is quality time or acts of service!! i’d say mainly quality time. even while long distance he just likes having you on call while he does stuff or even just complaining to you about how tired he is while actively not going to bed so he can keep talking to you lol. he just likes having you around it’s a huge comfort for him. i say acts of service because he would get so giddy and happy anytime you did something special for him. he would show it off and brag about it forever and it would genuinely mean so much to him aahhajdxh i love sapnap

M is for Memories (Their favourite memory with their s/o?)

For your first time seeing each other irl, sapnap flew to where you live and you guys spent a whole week together. his favorite memories are definitely from that first week of seeing each other in person. of course you guys already had an amazing relationship while long distance, but there’s something so different about finally meeting the person you’re with in real life. it felt like he had to start over from scratch and you guys had to get to know each other all over again. also the idea of now having to build a physical bond. it was just such an amazing and beautiful experience. definitely the one that made him realize he really is in love with you.

N is for Nicknames (Their favourite nicknames given and received?)

IM SO BAD AT THINKING OF CUTE NAMES USHSJDH. probably just babe tho lol. for fem!readers, i can totally picture him using princess in a slightly sarcastic tone.

O is for Open (At what point do they start opening up to you about their life and feelings?)

mmm i’d say he actually starts opening up to you pretty early into the relationship. If you guys were like really close friends before hand he’s definitely already opened up to you. He doesn’t really have that many people in his life that he doesn’t trust.

P is for PDA (Are they into PDA?)

not really but he isn’t like super shy about it if that makes sense ??? like he’s 100% fine with hand holding, hugging, and light pecks when saying hello or goodbye.

Q is for Quiz (How much do they remember about you?)

I don’t think he really tries to remember stuff but he just does and he’s always making connections to you and things he sees and stuff it’s so cute :)

R is for Romantic (How romantic are they?)

he tries but he isn’t exactly the most romantic boy. like I said before you guys have a best friend type of connection so when it comes to romance he doesn’t go too above and beyond because he just doesn’t feel like he needs to. but on special occasions he will do something nice for you. He likes taking you out places !!

S is for Security (How protective/possessive are they?)

very much of both. once again, total sapnap vibes. i’d say he’s a lot more possessive than protective. he would never stop you from doing things like going out without him and having guy friends or making flirty jokes. he trusts you so much partly cus he’s a little narcissistic LMAO. but when a serious threat comes about he can get kinda crazy.

T is for Try (How much effort do they put into the relationship?)

GAAAAAA HE PUTS SO MUCH EFFORT IN!! you would probably be like his first ever serious partner so he would try his best at literally everything. in the beginning of the relationship you could totally tell how nervous he was at times but as you guys got more comfortable he just became an effortlessly amazing bf

U is for Uphold (How do they show you they’re proud? What kind of support do they give you?)

he talks about you so muchjahsjxjxh mostly to dream and george or on stream and he brags about you too. he can get pretty cocky about it but his friends can’t get mad because it’s literally adorable how whipped he is.

V is for Vaunt (Do they like to show off?)

YES OF COURSE !!! it’s sapnap guys…come on. literally any little accomplishment you make is turned into a way bigger deal than it should be because of him. he’s so proud of for literally just existing and he talks about all the cool stuff you’ve done all the time

W is for Wild Card (A random fluff headcanon.)

you guys really like going to different food places and eating different items compared to other places. THIS IS SO RANDOM LMAOO but like…sapnap would definitely have fun doing that

X is for X-ray (How well can they read you and your emotions/feelings?)

mmm he can usually tell if you’re acting strange or being distant. he cant always figure out exactly what’s wrong but he knows it’s something and he would confront you about it like almost immediately or whenever he thought would be a good time for you

Y is for Yearning (How much do they miss their s/o when they’re gone?)

he literally talks about you non stop when you’re apart. and when you guys are on the phone he comes up with all these plans for you guys to do when you see each other again and he always wants you to join vc on his streams if you can. in conclusion he misses you like crazy

Z is for Zebra (What kind of pet would they want with their s/o?)

A CAT!! or like a bearded dragon lol.

IM SO SORRY IVE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS HAGSKDHD

school is literally kicking my ass so hard man 😔

i’m gonna try to write more, working on a karlnap weed fic rn too LMAO

I’m taking a major creative writing class rn so between writing for school and writing for tumblr i am so drained but i promise i’ll get back into the swing of things soon :)

love you guys, thank you for everything and stay safe <333

@crackityy @fantasy-innit @joyfullymulti @k-l-a-w-s

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