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houseofchalamet · 1 year

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Dating Timmy - Random Headcanons

He always eats and leaves crumbs in the bed, so... enjoy that🙃

When he's sick, you bring him anything he wants, cuddle him, and rub his back.

And he does the same for you.

When you can't sleep at night, he'll sing to you. Whatever song you want.

Except Statistics.

And Yeet.

Sometimes when you shower, he'll sit on the bathroom floor like a puppy because he just wants to be with you.

His love language is physical touch, so he always wants to kiss and hug and cuddle.

It doesn't even have to be romantic touching, it can be something as small as your knees brushing while you're sitting next to each other. Just so he knows you're near him.

When you sit on the floor and do your makeup in the full length mirror, he'll sit and hug you from behind. Sometimes he'll rest his head on your shoulder and watch you through the mirror. It's especially cute early in the morning, when his hair is messy and he's blinking at you sleepily.

Sometimes he'll let you put some blush or lip gloss on him. He's adorable.

He knows you love his hair, so he lets you do whatever you want with it. Pigtails, braids, buns... One night, he let you straighten it.

You then realized that you'd made a huge mistake and forced him to wet it so it would curl again🫣

He holds your undershirt down for you when you take his your hoodies off.

You're both very private but your relationship definitely isn't a secret.

You're both extremely busy, but you try to have date night at least once a week.

It doesn't always have to be going out somewhere; sometimes it's just sitting at the table and playing a board game, baking something, or watching a movie in bed.

Just as long as you're together.

He likes to match his outfits to yours.

On the red carpet, but also just in daily life.

He's not a jealous person because he trusts you so much and he knows you'll never do anything to hurt him.

So he loves showing you off.

He's always weird about sharing his problems because of who he is; he feels like other people have it so much worse and he should just be grateful and not complain.

So he just acts like everything is fine, even when its not.

And of course, you know him better than anyone, so you know when something is bothering him.

It can take a while to coax it out, but eventually, he'll be honest and you can help him work through it.

He feels like you always know the right thing to say. He loves that about you.

You're more "online" than he is and you like to see what people say about him. His fans are so hilarious and creative. He likes it when you read funny tweets about him. He can see all the good stuff posted about him without having to sift through the hate; you're his own personal filter.

You get him into shitty reality TV.

He doesn't see the appeal at first, but after a few episodes, he's picking sides and needing to know what happens on Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Speaking of TV, he's very good at guessing the Masked Singers.

Like he gets it right almost every time.

Sometimes when you're sad, he'll do Pennywise's dance from It to make you laugh.

It never gets old.

He has a hundred notes in his phone with random things you've said. It's usually just a song or snack you mentioned in passing and he wants to remember it for later investigation.

You both start to use the same slang, phrases and references. You're literally the same person.

And sometimes no one else gets your references but you and Timmy. So one of you will say something and you'll both just die laughing while the rest of the room looks at you like wtf..

He's very good at taking Instagram photos and he loves to gas you up.

"Oooohh damn, you're so hot. Yes, do that! That's my (girl/guy)!"

The whole time he's looking at the phone and giving you the thumbs up like a proud mom videoing her child's dance recital.

He likes to open your car door for you.

He can be forgetful when he's stressed out.

"Timmy, your phone is in your hand."

"Timothee, your sunglasses are on your head."

No matter where you are, you like to watch the sunset together.

Sometimes you'll sneak a quote of something miniscule he said in a movie or smth into a normal conversation and he'll cringe.

Him: "Teresa is going to prison on RHONJ😧"

You: "I can do prison."

Him: "eufheufh why are you like this?"

You're his person🥺

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etherealdiva · 2 years

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Astro Observations: Solar Returns

Source: Predictive Astrology the eagle and the lark by Bernadette Brady

Aspect Edition: 2022

☀️Neptune- ascendant: changing your personality from how you’re seen from the outside perspective. This happens usually by an unfortunate event or when traveling to escape. Ending the image that you present to the world.

-how it manifested for me: my mom passed away this year and I feel I lost my identity and am just dissolving my upbeat positive personality that everyone saw me as happy go lucky. I feel my humor is darker and I just resonate more with despair and darkness even though in general I’m still a positive person. It’s like life is whooping my ass but I’m still smiling lol.

☀️Neptune- sun: confused about your role in life, wanting to escape and travel.

- how it manifested for me: I feel absolutely lost in life because of everything I’ve lost this year (my full time job as well) and I had identified myself as that role. I’m sometimes conflicted with my role in the astrology world as well. Anything in the esoteric because I feel I’m living a life in the 3D and then another life somewhere else (online actually). I don’t feel I fit in anywhere with people but I can mesh well with others. Also, I’m dying to travel and start a new life. I wanna travel internationally.

☀️Uranus- MC: expect a sudden change in your job/career and your social status. For better or worse.

- how it manifested for me: my company laid me and 109 employees off 🙃 I guess I’m not suppose to be there 😅

☀️Saturn- Uranus: frustrated because achieving your goals is a slow progress.

- how it manifested for me: I’m so impatient cause it feels like everything is so damn slow. I have goals I wanna reach but it feels like I have to work even harder. Normally with my fitness goals I’ve had great luck and maybe it’s because I’m not as strict as I was before. I still think for the most part I look good with my body but I was at my fittest in 2019. I was also frustrated cause I worked hard and I wanted a raise and then we all got laid off so now I gotta start over.

☀️Saturn- moon: feeling of loneliness and wanting to isolate. Feeling like no one supports you.

- how it manifested for me: I moved to another state all by myself. Despite it being a busy and social city, I felt alone and wanting to isolate myself. I felt like I met people but couldn’t make connections 🥲

☀️Saturn- ascendant: being seen as more responsible and mature. Being as an authority.

- How it manifested for me: despite my Leo rising mannerisms and how I get along very well the youngins, I feel my piscean old soul def came out more. Also much more responsible especially since I lived on my own.

☀️Uranus- moon: events occurring so fast that you don’t have time to process them or react. Being free of your emotions.

- How it manifested for me: so much happened this year that I don’t think I processed my moms death, losing my job, being dumped and also moving away. I know it happened but like I think I reacted for a bit and then moved on to distract. I’m in therapy which is nice but yeah. Also could be that my moon is in Taurus in the 12th house so I feel much more emotionally stable but also repressed cause I still don’t believe it or I do but I’m like idk…it happened?? Weird?? I’m dreaming right?

☀️Uranus- sun: wanting to be free and re-classify yourself

- how it manifested for me: literally moved away because I felt trapped at home. I was more open about my love for astrology in my new city than I am in my hometown.

☀️Neptune- North Node: finding your spiritual path and a group/your “tribe” that’s in the category of the healing arts and esoteric. Diving into the metaphysical which pushes forward the person into a new life direction

- how it manifested for me: met you all in the Astro tumblr community 🥹🥺❤️ also dug deeper into astrology! I’ve studied it since 2018 but I went 💯 on it this gear. I also have a 9th house stellium in Aquarius in my SR.

☀️Pluto-Venus: intense fated connection with an intimate relationship or an emotional ending of one.

Note: Pluto represents mother figures and family members and people connected with death & dying.

- how it manifested for me: I did meet a man and he has a Gemini rising and Taurus moon in the 12th in his natal. My SR is Gemini rising and Taurus moon in the 12th. He impacted me greatly and how I viewed men. He was great and I’m grateful for him 💛

2021: significant events

☀️Neptune- Venus: illusions in romantic relationships. Love life could be wonderful or will leave you to deal with the harsh truth after it’s ended. Could possibly be conned.

- how it manifested for me: met a guy who is an Aquarius rising (my ascendant sign was Aquarius that year also) and when we dated I felt happy when being with him. But he ghosted (then he came back again and ghosted again) and I had to face the harsh reality of that. I’m sadly still recovering but I’ve made a lot of healing progress! I just know better now.

☀️Uranus- ascendant: changes to a persons life such as name and physical body. A huge drive for change/freedom.

- how it manifested for me: I got cosmetic surgery 😅 but I love it 🥰

I love astrology 💛 enjoy!

#astrology #astrology tumblr #astrology notes #astro community #zodiac #astrology observations #astrology101 #astro #astrologer #solar return #solar return placements #aspects in astrology #astrological aspects

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odinsblog · 2 months

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Tankies be tripping like a mf

Sometimes I see tankies posting their usual bullshit and I’m just endlessly smh hard enough to cause myself brain damage

I could, if I wanted, make a dozen social media accounts across various platforms and proceed to talk as much shit about Joe Biden or Donald Trump as I want. I could do that 24/7/365, all day, every day and every night, and do nothing else but that. I mean, I could talk straight up bullshit about either of them or both of them, and their spouses and their families, and as long as I don’t make any threats against their lives, guess what would happen to me?? NOTHING. Not a goddamn thing

I know this for a fact because I’ve done it (talk shit about them, not make troll accounts), and I see people do it every fucking day

Meanwhile, in “glorious” communist countries™ like Russia or China or North Korea, if anyone dares to publicly say anything even slightly unflattering about those country’s leaders, they will be punished, arrested, jailed, disappeared or murdered. And God forbid if you’re an actual journalist or dissident or a political activist trying to speak out against Putin, or Kim Jong Un, or Xi Jinping — your corpse will never be found (except maybe for Russia, where you would either “accidentally” fall out of a window, or “accidentally” ingest a rare but deadly radioactive material) ☢️ 🙃

Look, this isn’t me going, “America is soooo great and everywhere else sucks,” because as a Black man living in America, I’m well aware of how thoroughly anti Blackness is weaved into our society, and as someone who has LGBTQ loved ones, I am also aware of how homophobia and transphobia are also woven into American culture. So no, America was never great. But anti Blackness, homophobia, and transphobia exist everyfuckingwhere. And yes, that most definitely includes the tankie fantasyland utopias of Russia, China and North Korea

Anyway, I’m just blowing off some online steam because every time I see a tankie profess how communism™ will make everything equal and just sO much better, and how Russia, China and North fucking Korea! are heavens for love peace + equality, every fucking time I see that BULLSHIT on tumblrdotcom I wanna pull my teeth out with a rusty pair of pliers 🤬

I just do not get it

Only tankies could look at murderous dictatorial authoritarian regimes and go, yeah that seems much better

LOL, I could almost overlook Russia and China, but when I see tankies defending N. Korea?? I’m like, that mf is farther gone than the Voyager space probes

SN: I know that despite their political party names, Russia and China aren’t really “communist” countries, but I often wonder if tankies understand that fact

And please don’t get me started on the allegedly “pro-Black” tankies who stayed on mute about Brittney Griner, because I guess saying anything would have made Putin look bad 😒

I mean don’t get me wrong, I dO understand that capitalism has utterly failed people so thoroughly and so fucking completely that literally anything else might seem preferable by comparison, but ☭ ain’t it, fam

To be crystal clear: I hate capitalism as much as the next compassionate human being and I know capitalism ain’t it, but neither is communism, sorry

I genuinely do believe that a better world is possible, but seeing people (surprise - disproportionately white dudes) constantly blathering on and on about how good Russia is, makes me feel like 🤮

#politics #odin rants #☭#tankies #russia #china #north korea #putin apologists #communism

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amarriageoftrueminds · 10 months

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a reason why the current captain america comics + sentinel of liberty feel so Out Of Character + damaging to the characters or sometimes feel created out of spite for the existing Bucky & Steve + feel like they're more worried about having every combination of characters punch e/o + mainly beat up the flattened and OOC stand-ins for spectacle,

the reason is probably because once one goes online they can see the people who worked on it announcing their work who are people who literally and openly despise the characters and have years of hate tweets against them, who even threw reference their long standing reputation for hating the characters in their announcement post 🙃

that and the main guy working on the admitting he doesn't like reading comics but listed an exception that's such a wildly different genre/style .... which honestly explains a lot

no wonder so much of the Cap comics feel so meanspirited/edgy/antagonistic towards the main characters whose stories we're trying to follow, so many of the people working on them hate Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers and mangle their characters so much and flatten them to cartoonish levels

and sadly most "fans" don't even care how the characters are treated and praise SoL for having good art.. which okay on a technical level I agree but whoever ordered the character designs must also be part of the higher-ups at Marvel who decided Steve & Bucky's characterization should be axed, because their designs keep making them more and more ugly and tropish than actually them, and in the context of the everything else it feels purposeful !

I can't help thinking of that old analogy about Colonialism, that it's like moving in to squat in someone else's house, saying 'wow I love how you decorated it!!' but then... redecorating to make it a carbon copy of their own house, anyway??

That's what Disney does when they take over an IP.

Film and now comics too.

The people given control of these important blue-collar Jewish characters don't give a shit about their origins, why the characters are supposed to be a certain way, to express certain values (or that to express the opposite makes a nonsense of their very design). And certainly don't want to hear that it was those very values, antithetical to their own, which made the characters popular in the first place.

(A broke Jewish Spiderman?! But how is a rich Christian supposed to find him relatable? A Cap who punches Nazis, befriends minorities, protects Jews, defends his out gay best friend, fucks up corrupt businessmen, and doesn't give a shit about chasing pussy? But what will the cishet shareholder bros think?!)

They just want to have IP that matches the Company Brand -- a Straight Man for a Straight Woman (with the promise of a future Nuclear Family in Suburbia), expressing values that won't alienate potential right wing customers.

And Hollywood's much the same, which is why they picked the (ugly, mean-spirited, OOC) Ultimates run of comics for Whedon to adapt, and not another.

#hey nonny #dat's me #toAyourQ #comics #anon idk anything about that announcement tweet ur referencing tho #any chance of a link? *as much as it will no doubt enrage me*#anti disney #anti mcu #SoL in particular from what if I've seen is just blatant smearing of Bucky and sabotage of a decades-long relationship #with (of course! what a coincidence!) an MCU-style piggy (cynthia the nazi) shoved in as if she has any right to be there

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inakielgato · 9 months

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3 ships, same trend/skit 😉☺️ (my first time posting IN TUMBLR, so PLS PLS PLS DONT JUDGE 🙏😭)

~🖤🍮~

Kenma: I rilly RILLY HATE KURO 😒

Yamamoto: Then y r u with him? 🤔

Fukunaga: Yeah, y?

Kenma is offline.

Everyone: …?

Yaku: What’s with him?

Lev: 🤷

Kenma is online. Kenma kicked Kuroo from the group.

Kenma: …9 inches.

Yamamoto: AYOOOO!!!- 🫣✝️

Fukunaga: 💦🌊

Lev: 🤯 how is THAT possible, Kenma-san?!

Yaku: It is possible, Lev. 😐

Lev: 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🥹🥹🥹😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

~🤍🤎🦅~

Shirabu: Y r u guys pestering me abt this?!-

Shirabu: I DONT LIKE SEMI, I HATE HIM LIKE FUCK! WTH, MAN?! YALL DISGUSTING. 🤦

Taichi: *sends an attachment* (Indian accent, srry and no offence 🙏) Y U STILL WITH HIM, SHIRA?! U STUPID LITTLE OFFENDER!

Yamagata: IF U RILLY HATE HIM THEN Y TF R U BOTH FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER THROUGH ARGUMENTS AND FIGHTS?! 🤦

Tendou: I just don’t get u guys! 🤷🙃

Sagae and Yamagata: ^ 🙄

Shirabu: …ó/////////ò

Shirabu: this will get him online instantly but…

Yamagata: WHAT?! TELL US. Y DO U STILL WANT TO BE WITH HIM?! U LITERALLY SAID U HATE HIM. SO WUT ON THIS FUCKING EARTH MAKES U LIKE HIM STILL?!

Shirabu: 9 inches… 😓😮‍💨

Sagae is offline.

Taichi: (//////////) GOD BLESS US ON THIS FUCKING EARTH PLS! THIS IS TOO UNHOLY! AND IM ALSO ASHAMED OF MY BESTIE 😭😭😭

Yamagata: Woah. That is…massive. Srry abt everything, we won’t budge into ur luv life anymore. 😅 We take it back.

Tendou: Imma peace out on this! 😳😧😎

Semi is online.

Semi: Is everything ok?!

Shirabu: NO.

Semi: ok, ok! Calm down, love 😳

~🧅👅~

Kunimi: WHEN WILL U GUYS UNDERSTAND?! I HATE KINDAICHI, AND I WILL NEVER EVER LIKE HIM! WTF?! 😒😑

Oikawa: Were wondering y ur still with him tho. Thats our question, were not asking whether u like him or not! 🥲

Makki: Cmon! Just tell us and well move on to another topic! 🥺

Yahaba: Kunimi, stop being stubborn and stupid and just tell us. We don’t have ALL day 🥱🫤

Matsun: There right, now spit. We’re dying to hear y! 😀

Kunimi: OH CMON!

Makki kicked Kindaichi from the group.

Makki: See? We kicked him! Now pls tell us! U can delete it after we add him!

Kunimi: 9 INCHES. 😃🔪🩸

Kunimi deleted a message.

Oikawa: 😳 HOLY JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH! 🫠

Makki: HOLY MOLY MOTHER FUCKER 🙀

Yahaba: I actually didn’t see that coming 😀

Matsun: THATS DOUBLED OF MY LENGTH! I DONT GET HOW THAT ENTIRE 🍆 STILL FITS INSIDE OF KUNIMI- WTFH?!

Kunimi: STFU ALL OF U! OMFG!

#kuroken #semishira #kinkuni #haikyuu texts #haikyuu #dirty mind #haikyuu smut

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imagine--if · 2 years

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Could you write something where the reader is a chronically online watcher of the Riddler stream and falls in love with him despite the fact that he's a literal terrorist and they have a really sweet online chat with each other and decide to meet irl? Thank you!!

A/N: So I’ve got a few requests for dad!riddler hcs.. u guys up for that? 😅💚 side note: by the end of this month I’ll be able to catch up on a lot more matchups/earlier requests/To My Hope since I’ll have a laptop by then 🙃 thanks for all the requests and ur patienceeee

Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: Fluff, stalker stuff (reader’s a bit unhinged 🥰 )

•❥ Gotham is a near-hopeless city for you, always dark and gloomy and selfish, full of corrupt people in power. So you most likely found The Riddler through his streams after trying to find advice on how to cope with it or something, and once you saw and heard the impact the mystery man is gonna make and his sinister way of describing the world, you were hooked.

•❥ You try commenting advice on stuff he mentions or asks for, and are borderline obsessed with everything he’s doing. Even though the dude’s a literal murderer, you think that the immoral people he’s targeting deserve it.

•❥ What you didn’t expect was for The Riddler to message you privately after him as Edward Nashton saw you drop a notebook or something with his iconic question mark symbol drawn on or as sticker as you rushed out the diner one evening…

•❥ He sent a riddle where the answer was loyalty when you first chatted, and you being you got it right, which cussed his reply to be: > Clever thing, aren’t you? There aren’t enough people like you in a cesspool such as this... >

•❥ Which led to you basically telling him your life story and answering how you ended up in Gotham in the first place, you’re flattered and kinda shook because The Riddler’s talking to you?!? He’s interested in you????

•❥ Little do you know that Edward Nashton has literally grown obsessed with who you are: so pure and pretty, but with the perfect attitude to life as you aren’t blind to the disgusting stuff of the city that makes it so unbearable.

•❥ With not a lot of time The Riddler sometimes let’s you preview the traps and locations he’ll be catching his victims - and even The Batman once - in. The ominous green sprayed messages on the walls, codes and the like. It’s fascinating and amazing to you, horrific to anyone else.

•❥ You usually speak to The Riddler through his special site, but you don’t quite realise that he’s hacked into the camera of your laptop and tracks the location of your phone 😏 he’s not so much a psycho stalker, more of an overprotective soft yandere who makes sure none of the scum get to you and you can see everything in the front seat while chaos erupts. You’re his new inspiration 💚 he’s even sneakily mentioned ‘A new hope’ in one of his lives, but never gives too much away, he’s careful.

•❥ Even though The Riddler trusts you to a pretty large extent by now, he’s still somewhat insecure that the idea that you have of him might be shattered by actually revealing his face and meeting up in person, but you assure him again and again that you could never think badly of him one bit, he’s your hero 😍

•❥ Edward loves that idea

•❥ You do eventually end up meeting though, just before he goes ahead with the final Batman plans for Gotham, and he’s really a lot like you expected… a little nerdy and blushy for someone who screams in a crazed rage and bashes peoples’ heads in, but looks can be extremely deceiving

•❥ You got your first kiss from a very bashful and overexciting Eddie Nashton that night, you could see the madness and overbearing love in his green eyes.

•❥ “I’ll clean up the city for you… my clever thing~”

•❥ Damn, I hope you’re ready for the relationship you just signed up for, cus now you’re The Riddler’s partner in love (and possibly crime) he’s gonna treat you in such a beautiful and crazily clingy way….

•❥ 😍😍

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moonjxsung · 4 months

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Can I join the group therapy 🥲 I’m gonna tell strangers on the internet about something none of my friends know lol

My first ever relationship was when I was 15 and we were together only for a year because his mom hated me because my family wasn’t rich (his family had a loooot of money and she basically thought I wasn’t worthy of dating him) and my own mom started hating him too cause she thought he was like his mom. So basically we had to sneak around to date. His mom was a realtor and we’d sneak into houses she was selling and jump the fence just to hang out and skip school to be together (we were stupid) and we were so in love it was disgusting and that’s all my friends know so they always say our relationship could be a book or a teenage movie BUT

What they don’t know is that I found out I was pregnant just before I turned 16 but I ended up losing the baby. His mom called me that day and said she was glad that happened lol 🙃 then he ghosted me until I gave up waiting for him. Years later, he followed me on Instagram and apologized and said losing the baby was traumatic to him etc etc but he never even asked ME how I felt about it. Anyway. Tragic shit.

Relationships are hard, stick to fiction.

~🌷~

Oh my god???? Bestie :( I literally teared up reading this I am so so so sorry :( I hope you’re doing better these days, thank you for trusting me enough to share this with me I know it’s not easy being so vulnerable (especially with strangers online !!) I can’t believe his mom would say that my jaw literally dropped HOW can you as a woman say something like that to someone….. and it’s SO like a man to make something like that all about themselves. Apologies from them don’t even mean shit to me anymore I’m like you’re probably just sick of the fact that it eats away at your mind that you’re a shitty human being !!! I’m not one to forgive easily at all and I really don’t think I could after all that… :( May you find all the comfort in fictional men and pretending to date ur kpop idols fr, it’s like one big group hug in here 🫂🫶💓 I love you always and I hope you’re okay. Please know my inbox is ALWAYS open if you need to vent or talk!! Sending you all the love in the world my lovely tulip anon you deserve everything and more ☹️💞🌙

#🌷 anon #ask

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oh-my-damn · 9 months

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If we go by that this is real, they know we know everything, so why still hide this extremely? Why take off your ring that you proudly accepted from your boyfriend that proudly offered to you? He obviously isn't ashamed to be with her, to take her and her friends on vacations with him, to give her reign over house reno after only 2 years, so why the hiding? I get privacy, but for to not even have a single picture of Tara and her together, to not see Chris in a group photo with them, to make sure you completely seperate the two groups publically? That's not fucking normal, there has to be something sketchy still going on with this mess. This is not normal behavior. None of this is normal. This did not happen with Minka or Jenny, so why is this happening with Alba?

The only thing I can thing of is that he is ashamed of being with her publically and so fearful of the backlash that he has told the people around him "Hey, make sure to never include my face with hers in any photos to the public, because I can't loose fans." What??? I'm sorry, what self respecting woman is OK with that...oh, one who isn't self respecting and loves the vacations and bottomless wallet and last name she will soon have.

Like he really cares more about his public image that Alba. Because he stepped out with a MARRIED woman and gave 0 fucks. Flirted online and offline with him, had casual normal sightings (with and without photos, but credible) and had normal Pap photos, and had normal leaked private photos come out of them just being together. Nothing to invasive, just yeah, those 2 people are together. We can't even see him and Alba together on vacation, because his thin skin. 😆

We spent literally an entire year not being allowed to see Alba in real time, where she completely ditched social media as a normal 25 year old, and how she only interacted with Chris relates topics or people. She trolled - she reacted to the fandom (Her moms age and Yoga certificate 😆) - she hid. Chris hid. Everyone involved are the reasons this is so disturbing and disgusting. And now we're allowed to see Alba in real time, and we see her in Portugal with Joanna right after Bermuda, and Justin trolls? Like how is anything normal in this mess?

I want normal happenings at this point so I can move on from him. 🙃

If he can't proudly go on vacation with his friends and fiance, how the hell does he except to still be in Hollywood? He might be in Mass but he still wants his cake and to eat it too, but it's not possible if you can't fucking acknowledge your SO without your own SHAME and FEAR of internet strangers.

This Bermuda vacation was the perfect opportunity to finally turn the tables, to show Chris' I don't give a fuck attitude, I want her' to the online fandom (you know, the ones they have been catering to this entire time, not the GP...normal, right? 😆) to post even just a couple's photo of them smiling in the same place her and Justin were, and call it that. Hands dusted, move on. And then be seen walking Dodger, maybe having normal social media moments online. No more trolling - no more stupidity. The Online fandom knows they were together, so why are they still hiding like we don't know about them?

Because Chris has the upper hand and cares more about his reputation more than her. He can't even handle the GP getting ahold of his face with hers. 😆😆😆

As the queen has said over and over again

THERE WILL BE NO EXPLANATION. THERE WILL JUST BE REPUTATION.

The only problem here is that I don't believe Chris can make a comeback the way the queen did.

So yeah.

#mandy answers #chris evans #taylor swift #alba baptista

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its-spooky-bitch · 9 months

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So I get tarot reading Instagram reels, they are usually about love or you’re going to be an abundant billionaire or some shit. I watch them anyway because I like to make fun of them (Very Specific Example: reading says that the person you are separated from is coming back to declare their love and I laugh and roll my eyes because my crush left our place of work 🙃) anyway I’d just brush them off because they would be so vague and could be about literally anything so I just would watch them when they’d show up because I’d be bored. I’ve noticed a creepy ass pattern of the love one’s saying some stalkerish things that are allegedly happening like this person is watching your social media and they realize they have to be with you and no one else. It’s creepy and toxic but it’s portrayed as romantic. However, this isn’t the thing that scared me about these readings. I recently got recommended a reel and watched it to make fun of it like I usually do but this one was talking about a star gate and it was saying shit like it’s the ascension of the 88th gate or whatever and I was very concerned because that sounds like a fucking dog whistle I hit the this reel makes me uncomfortable but I honestly wish I would have reported it. I’m aware that the New Age to AltRight pipeline is a documented phenomena but seeing a new age instagram reel with dog whistles and seeing a family friend I know following some of these people and knowing that people I work with who I consider friends and care about be really into astrology and numerology scares me. I want to make it clear that there’s nothing wrong with liking tarot and astrology but unfortunately some people online who post it also post rancid stuff too and combine them. @pondering-the-kaiju has some very great posts about how a lot of new age stuff has links to f*ccisim and is actually really scary when you look into it. I’ve talked about how fundamentalist Christianity has caused damage to paranormal investigation (Ed and Lorraine Warren, everything is demonic etc) but I think we should try to look into how some of this new age stuff could also be influencing paranormal fields especially ufology and cryptozoology. I’ve gotten way more skeptical about the paranormal over the years but after I went down the rabbit hole of how truly scary some new age stuff is I wonder if it has made its way into paranormal spaces…unfortunately I think the answer is yes, but I’d like to know what other paranormal blogs or skeptics etc think.

#tarot readings #new age #tw stalking #tw abuse #tw nazis

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brightgnosis · 5 months

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I'm really sorry if this is the wrong way to ask this but here it goes:

How did you find the Jewish community and know it was for you? And what's been your favorite thing to learn about/during your conversion?

I've always had Jewish friends online on and off growing up- and one of my favorite things to talk about has always been Theology. So it's natural that you get to talking Theology with your friends, especially when you're of different religious backgrounds. And there were a lot of times that they'd explain some Jewish belief to me and I'd have a sort of ⁉️‼️ moment, because the belief was either exactly what I believed, or incredibly close to what I believed.

But y'know, I was Pagan. I didn't know any Jewish people in physicality. I didn't have a Synagogue near me. I didn't have transportation. And "there were so many rules" (which is such a very leftover Culturally Christian mindset in the end). So it never went anywhere, really, save for the occasional article read.

Then I found out thanks to DNA testing that my family lied about pretty much 90% of what they'd ever told me "we were" ethnically, and I got access to a lot more records than I'd ever managed to find access to previously. Established contact with family members I'd never even knew existed, etc. And I found out that we weren't "Native American" like I'd been told, and had been actively chasing information for my entire life ... I was roughly ~3 (4?) generations down from Ukrainian Ashkenazi immigrants who'd left the Pale in the 1890's 🙃 Which was absolutely mindblowing to me, because my family had never once ever mentioned this. Ever. Never. (Though when I finally got the opportunity to confront my Aunt about it, she was all like "oh yeah, they used to talk about their life "In Russia" all the time!" ... Like ???? Thanks ????)

Anyways. That made me finally start looking into Judaism a lot more seriously- at minimum, to find out what it was my Ancestors potentially lived while in Ukraine, and ultimately likely left behind when they immigrated. Especially since I was already kind of in an in-between state where I was trying to figure out where on Earth to go after leaving Irish Reconstructionism because of the toxicity, anyways. And it was like ... The more I read about it, the more my Soul was just singing. I really don't know how else to explain it.

Like, the Gods made me happy, sure. And the faiths I'd been a part of had always allowed me an opportunity to "live by my beliefs". But nothing had really truly resonated so deep in my bones like this did. And the more I learned, the more I just knew, so deep within myself, that it was literally what I'd been looking for the whole time- and why I'd never really completely given up on God after leaving the Church when I was younger, and kept finding weird paths back to It.

Then I found out we actually had a Synagogue here where I lived, and so I started trying to contact them. And in the meantime I found out about Noahidism and started practicing that while studying. And I just ... Kept this faith that HaShem would open the way when it was time. And that did happen; I eventually managed to make contact with my local Synagogue after trying for 2 years, and they bounced me off to a Reform Rabbi- who very kindly bounced me off to a Conservative Rabbi who happened to be in full support of Interfaith marriages ... And here I am! And I literally have no words for how incredibly wonderful this entire journey has been, and how exciting and fulfilling it's been to learn, and to go to events, and to become integrated into Jewish life and my (two!) communities; I adore my Rabbi, and what my Synagogue is doing, and the people I've met.

I love ... Everything that I've learned about. I can't pick a favorite. I truly can't. But I feel most connected to Jewish Ecospirituality, I think; books like 'God in the Wilderness'. The way Maimonides and Breslov speak about Nature. My experiences using the old Sailboat Launch at the Lake, here, as a Mikveh. The concept of Humanity and the Torah as Trees- and the imagery of HaShem as an Orchardist. The entire story of Genesis, the creation of Chava and Adam, and their instillation in (and subsequent exile from) the paradise of Gan Eden. “If you have no Tallit, wrap yourself in the four corners of the Earth and pray”. Tu B'Shvat ... Everything; the entire way that Judaism is so intrinsically and deeply connected to Nature at its very core, and the way you fundamentally cannot separate either HaShem or Humankind from the Earth, is breathtaking and sings to me in the same way that Judaism as a whole sings to me.

I have never felt this way about any religious community I've tried to be a part of in my life. And I think that speaks testament to how right this path has been for me, and how HaShem has honored me with it. This all probably sounds like utterly insane ramblings at this point, though, ha!

#genderfluidgothwitch #Answered Asks #2023 Asks #2023 #A Direct Look At My Practice #Just Potential Jewish Convert Things #Witchcraft Asks

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karaage-chicken · 2 months

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🎀 Where to buy clothes 🎀

WEGO - great for buying accessories like arm warmers, belts and bags, really cute skirts. good for more cybercore + y2k/acubi styles, only in japan BUT has international shipping

CHEEP STORE - only in australia 🥲, but has really cute + cheap clothes, literally whole racks under $5 aud (about $3 usd), perfect for y2k kind of style (+ i literally saw the iconic shuhua/sakura/winter dress, but it was too big 😭)

HYPERBEES - very y2k + acubi style, generally super cute + in multiple diff places and online too, also good for more coquette? styles

Dangerfield - more grungey, goth? clothes, perfect to buy corsets + harnesses from, lots of diff places, plus sizes as well

KiraKiraWorld - only online, but all sorts of styles, really cute, y2k + kpop + grunge, lots of diff brands, they also sell really pretty bags + accessories

DRESSVY - mainly korean? style clothes, really pretty dresses, generally quite cheap, only online

Depop - online second hand clothing store, great for buying + selling clothes, u can find clothes from all around the world but it's mainly from the UK

VOLCAN & APHRODITE - only in japan 🥲, but really unique + emo/grungey styles, expensive-ish 😭, but really great quality, everything there is huge/baggy and heavy if ur bringing overseas, but they

NEW YORK JOE EXCHANGE - most of my favourite clothes come from here, generally quite cheap, its only in japan, however, the quality of second hand clothing is amazing (+ i bought a vintage burberry coat for under ¥100 000 (about $66 usd) and the quality is so good 😩)

KEIKO - really pretty korean style clothes, international shipping from australia, good quality, but expensive-ish...

SPINNS - only in japan, but has really cute clothes, not too expensive, sells really all kinds of clothes, but would suit y2k aesthetic well

ok, sorry, ik a lot of these are only in japan or aus 🥲, but i hope this is still helpful? if u dont know where to buy clothes, or would at least like some ideas 🙃

love, kara 💕

#clothes #japan #australia #fashion #brands #japanese clothes #love #pink #🎀｡ﾟ･｡ﾟᐠ( ᐢ ᵕ ᐢ )ᐟ｡ﾟ･｡ﾟ🎀#girlblogging #helpful

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legacyshenanigans · 11 months

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🐰🙃✨🐸🦖

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

Yeeah loads 😅

The main one being "Bex" That's what most people call me.

I get called my surname by a few people in my life, as a nickname (but I'm not about to drop my govy name here 😅)

My Dad rarely calls me by my actual name, literally my whole life he's either called me "Spud" or "Tank" 🤣 so I guess those are nicknames too

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

The way they interact with other people from the get-go I guess. I know everything I need to know about a person in the literal first minute of talking to them, online or IRL. I know in that one minute whether I wanna get to know you better or not.

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

Titanoboa!

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redemptiionss · 2 years

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Trying to learn ASL, any tips?

Hello! I’m glad that you've taken an interest in learning ASL; I wish you luck on your language learning journey and that I hope you enjoy learning it!

**This applies to all sign languages, not just ASL.**

So my main tip— If you truly want to learn ASL, then you also need to make friends in the Deaf community and socialize at Deaf events. Just like with any other language— language immersion is how you learn best as you are being exposed to language in its most natural context / environment.

Second tip- Be conscious about WHO you are learning ASL from. There are legitimately millions of ASL teaching/learning videos out there online made by hearing people who 1) are NOT native ASL signers and 2) barely know anything about ASL and the Deaf community, and/or literally JUST started learning ASL. I’ve seen plenty of videos, and they’re honestly so bad. The truth is, they know that what they’re doing is inappropriate and wrong. They do it for clout, tbh. Fame, views, whatever. They know that other hearing people who are genuinely eager to learn ASL are not going to know whether they are actually learning ASL signs correctly or not. These people often have more power and influence than the Deaf people who are expressing their genuine outrage over this, and they know it. And these Deaf people who are expressing their concerns get ignored and labelled as being unreasonable and whiners as a result. I’ve literally seen this happen so many times online. 🙃 So yeah, try to be conscious. There are qualified Deaf native signers out there teaching ASL & offering ASL classes. Give them your support and attention please!

Third tip - During conversations, don’t be afraid to tell us Deaf people that you are new to learning ASL, and to slow down if needed! We know what it’s like to nod nod nod and grin and say yes and pretend we understand a hearing person who’s talking at us, when we actually don’t understand everything that’s being said. We can often tell when you aren’t understanding us so don’t be afraid to ask us to slow down or to repeat what we said or ask about a new, unfamiliar sign!

Fourth tip -

ASL signs are not English words.

ASL signs are ASL concepts.

Many hearing people misunderstand and think that ASL signs are basically English words, or that there is an English vocabulary equivalent for every single word in ASL. That’s not how languages work.

ASL signs are ASL concepts, which may have an approximate equivalent meaning in English buuuut may not 100% fit. OR may not have an equivalent at all.

I only say this because I think it’s important to remember this! You may already know this. But many hearing people don’t realize this. Same thing with ASL’s grammar being different from English. (A lot of hearing learners end up signing word for word in English grammatical order-- which, of course isn’t ASL.)

Fifth tip- A lot of ASL grammar is on the face and the body (also known as non-manual markers, in ASL linguistics)-- it’s a very important part of ASL. So don’t be so stiff with your facial expressions! Non-manual markers influence the meaning of signs, and serve a role of modifiers, adverbs, tone, etc in ASL. There are some rules regarding facial expressions, which you’ll learn-- and should be learning from your ASL instructor.

Oh and there’s classifiers too, but you’ll also be learning about that from your ASL instructor lol.

#answered #sorry.. it's been a while yikes. i finally had the energy and the brains to finish this. lol #but yeah ummmmmmmm i hope this was at least a bit helpful lol #txt #asl

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yung-griffyndork0 · 3 months

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So I’ve had a few messages about the story of my 2 year old. So. Here’s the full thing. (I will not be naming names for respect of the people but I honestly shouldn’t give them respect because 🖕🏼)

Warning. Kind of long🙃.

A close friend of mine gave this lady (she knows her) my number because she needed help. Social serves were taking her child (3 months) for neglect, abuse, etc. So she asked me to watch him for a week while they got everything sorted. Both parents were arrested for child abuse, drug possession, peeping, Voyeurism , sex offender, etc. So they got out on bond and the ‘mom’ texted me personally saying AND I QUOTE! “I don’t want the fucking kid. I never did”. Ok then.. so we went to court. I officially became a foster mom. I then found out the parents tried to sale him for $45,000 to a random person ONLINE. So. The child abuse was from 1: he had a hair wrapped around his toe and the mom didn’t care because she didn’t give him a bath for 3 weeks. 2: she threw him on the ground. 3: she dropped him like 4 times in one week. So. I said I asked if I could adopt him and the mom said “please. Get that asshole off my hands”. So. We went to court and the mom said that in court and the judge said “ok. I give the parents supervised visitation”. HUH- the mom went to NONE of them. Neither did the dad. The dad was too drunk and high to care. So. We went back to court. (This point it’s almost been a year). The judge says “let’s wait a few more months to see if they get their act right”. UGH find whatever. 7 months later. Went BACK to court. Nothing has changed. The dad said he didn’t care if the baby was on the street at this point that all this was annoying. So the judge says “let’s give it a few more months and see what happens”. He never took us again for another year. So at this point it’s been 2 years. FINALLY. Finally. I called and went off. And the judge said “well I guess I have to give the kid to the foster mom if she wants to adopt”. HUH! I took care of this kid when he was starving and dying. LITERALLY! So. He is 2 now and I’m officially a mom. Have been for almost a year now. (In July) and I couldn’t be happier. So. That’s the story.

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juneviews · 1 year

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Plastic surgery anon here: Just wanted to clarify that I wasn't really despairing over Tay getting work done, but over society making people feel like they need to get it in the first place. 😓

I remember a few years ago when my sister made me watch Love Island with her and literally all the female contestants had at least one procedure done, so it became a big debate online but all of it focused on "let women decide what they want to do with their bodies and don't shame them for it" vs. "women who get plastic surgery are dumb/vain/shallow and the surgery made them uglier anyway" instead of on THE ACTUAL SYSTEMIC ISSUE IN SOCIETY (of telling not just women, but people in general, that they're not good enough and that they all need to achieve this impossible beauty standard that society itself made up in the first place).

Anyways, every time I learn someone felt the need to get aesthetic work done my soul dies a little, but not because I'd judge those individuals or anything, just because it reminds me of the state of society/capitalism we're living in. 🙃

oh yeah don't worry bestie I got what you meant! also definitely agree with everything you said, I never blame the people who get plastic surgery but the broader capitalistic, racist, ableist, fatphobic, etc. society that we live in. as someone who spent all of her teenage years working on stopping to hate myself & finally accept myself for who I am, it has become so obvious to me how much our world profits from our insecurities while we only lose, so it is a bit heartbreaking when I realize most people are still deeply insecure even when they're considered more conventionally attractive than me, or most people in general. but hey, hope we all grow from here bc at this point that's all I can hope for, sadly we can't undo centuries of beauty standards :///

xxx

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4uru · 1 year

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There is smth I have been thinking about for a while, as a writer, and as an artist.

to me compliments from people who didnt see me grow up means so much more, I literally started taking art more srsly bc my Teacher from 6th grade complimented my art and i didnt believe her, i wanted her praise on smth that is not kid shit, but an actual master piece.

That being said, the first people to compliment my work, or i guess the first compliments I actually accepted were by @a-dream-dirty-and-bruised and @thevagabondexpress

I remember @a-dream-dirty-and-bruised commenting on my art and my writing in the same hour and me reading all their feedback over and over again, even though we are good online friends now, I still go back to that first keysmash comment they made. They were the first person I actually believed when they complimented me. And now i send them anything and everything i can about my culture and my art (i spam them alot, sorry for that, ik ur busy with work)

@thevagabondexpress was the first person to comment on my fic. That first comment made me see what actually makes my writing stand out even a bit from the rest, bc of them i figured out why i write the way i write. And they always listen to my unhinged bullshit and guide me to a mature solution. Sometimes i am truly surprised by ur patience.

And now I realise how lucky I am to be friends with the people who were my firsts in this craft. I have been in this fandom since 2020 but these two made me feel welcome in this whole new platform, i was literally a kid giggling and squealing my fucking ass of reading and reading every word they wrote under my works. Even now, when i write smth Alastair centric my first thought is @a-dream-dirty-and-bruised will like this song with this art,

They inspire me to be a better artist and a writer

Theres also all of our deep hatred for cassandra clare that bonded me together with these two, but like we are more than that. Tho being a hater is rlly fun with them 🙃

#tumblr mutuals #fanfics #ao3 writer #writer on tumblr #artists on tumblr #Theres also all of our deep hatred for cassandra clare that bonded me together with these two #but like we are more than that.

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