#but my girlfriend literally did

[delicourse]

My three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed.

#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #jjba #Jolyne Kujo #hermes costello #Foo Fighters #foolymes #deliart #legends only best post on this website #FINALLY i did a remake of my three weed smorking girlfriend foolymes art #i pretty much got it done in one sitting so if it looks wack its your problem now #its actuallt 2 in the morning here but oh well #im gonna sleep now i actually spent the whole day touching grass literally!!! #went on a walk thru some fields <333 #saw horses a pheasant and a lizard. also a french guy. in the woods. very exciting

[bumblingbabooshka]

In 'vis a vis' Janeway doesn't mention B'Elanna in the list of people who're worried about Tom which implies that B'Elanna didn't report the fact that "Tom" grabbed her arm, called her a disappointment and broke up with her (as Janeway definitely would have mentioned it as evidence of him acting strange if she knew about it) which makes sense on several different fronts but also makes me scream and cry loud enough to break glass.

#it reminds me of that time in 'Alice' (NOT related as vis a vis takes place seasons BEFORE 'Alice') but when B'Elanna says Tom: #'practically assaulted me' Janeway's not taking it seriously at all she says 'that doesn't sound like Tom' and I was like CAPTAIN??? DEATH? #but again that has no bearing on this in-universe bc that hasn't happened yet. REALLY I'm screaming and crying about B'Elanna's self esteem #issues which Steth literally manifested the worst case scenario of #Tom's little gesture when he gets back also goes over so well bc of this in MY mind. #Tom wanting her and Tom being with her is something B'Elanna wants regardless of how he actually acts in their relationship #(as long as it isn't abusive). He rarely puts her first without prompting or complaining BUT...he's a handsome human guy who wants her to b #his girlfriend. Ostensibly. And that's a prize you wanna hold onto. #God I love B'Elanna............ #did she tell ANYONE or did she just sit with that interaction alone??? #her not telling anyone implies that she DIDN'T go 'hey that's not like Tom! I should inform the captain of this incident!' #and that KILLS me dude...she's not like 'Something's terribly wrong with Tom or maybe that's an imposter!' she's like 'Tom said/did that to #me.' SCREAMING. SCREAMING. TOM. YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS /BAD/ WITH B'ELANNA.

[axel-tiredstudent]

Happy birthday to Cain from the Bible I mean Dabi from MHA

#sorry for so many different version im a libra (thats a lie) #happy birthday to my girlfriend my problematic bisexual babygirl everyone's favorite patricide THE eldest daughter of all times #i literally did this in 30 minutes cause i forgor #i also forgor shotos bday so sorry sweetie #murder kidnapping arson terrorism attempted patricide attempted fratricide ... #hes so <3 #dabi #mha #touya todoroki #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #fanart #my art

[softnow]

i just took a dance class taught by theee vincent rodriguez iii??? and we learned don’t be a lawyer choreo????? 2018 holl is screaming

#literally so much fun #and so scary lmao #i’ve never taken a dance class before #and my relationship with my body is. an ongoing battle lol #but i’m so glad i did it #because i mean???? #crazy ex girlfriend helped me through some of my worst times in college #and is the REASON I MADE THIS BLOG #and i know i’m not on here super often anymore #but like. softnow is still very much a part of who i am yknow #anyway #i’m sweaty and tired and waiting on a pizza now #do the thing that scares you! #personal

[spaciebabie]

absolutely obsessed w/the idea that fluttershy is taller than twilight. giant lanky pegasus and her tiny alicorn girlfriend

#spacie spoinks #a literal god should NOT be this teeny #ohhhggg my gioddddd #i get twishy brainrot once every couple of months #and twilight will obviously outgrow her since she's an alicorn but man. #oooo and like imagine when twilight is finally taller what a bittersweet moment that would be #fluttershy: omg babe you're so tall now looks like you'll be the one doing the swaddling from now on ^_^ #twilight: heh yeah (dying inside b/c she can no longer be smothered by her girlfriends size) ((totally not tearing up at all)) #shes being so strong abt it #b/c fluttershy deserves ta feel the way twilight did when she was swaddled!! safe. secure. loved. #but man. does she really miss being the short one #they'd find a good balance tho :] #they care each other so much #she is the small spoon 2 me #even when she's huge fluttershy will still be big spoon #fellas is it strange 2 think abt colorful horses being sapphic 2gether #mlp #my brain. #twishy

[saetoru]

one thing about me is that my jjk au ideas are never ending

#every day its a new one #why ?? bc canon is bullshit and these perfectly beautiful characters could be utilized in a story that has so much more to offer but instea #theyre miserable #so the newest au is policeman gojo #and ur his lil girlfriend that he pulls over with his sirens any time he recognizes your car #u pull over like 'here we go' with a roll of ur eyes #and as soon as u roll down the window #hes like maam im gonna have to charge you with theft #and ur like *sigh* 'what did i steal officer ??' #just to indulge him #and he literally says between giggles #'you stole my heart'

[static-scribblez]

The bride and the ugly ass groom

#👻🪲 #<- oh right this is a tag I use for all my self indulgent doowop bug bullshit #what is wrong with me. #someone made a funny comment about how mama doo wop’s girlfriend is the bug woman #that’s literally all they did #and now i’m fixated on the idea of two one-time characters who we’ll never hear from again being together why am i like thi- #oh yeah i’m autistic. #ah. #charlie stfu #shitpost #digital doodles #life in the world to come #litwtc #litwtc fanart #chris dunne #will wood #mama doo-wop #bug woman

[laniidae-passerine]

but genuinely you can’t be doing the whole ‘oooooh two divorcees looking for emotional connection after heartbreak!’ and ‘I believe in romcommunism’ and ‘is it Ted that Rebecca is texting on banter???’ and ‘watch as they grow independence and self love but constantly with the feeling they’re intertwined in some lovely, chosen way’ just to go ‘actually they never get to together and Ted fucks off back home to the place that is now shaped by not great memories’. The fuck??? I’m bisexual, I was so there for the deeply unlikely TedTrent but I always thought TedBecca would happen because it makes more narrative sense. For two whole seasons they orbited around each other with this impending sense of collision, this hope they could find love in the strangest of conditions, in a stranger they’d never have chosen, only for that to be completely ignored??? This isn’t about ooooh heterosexual couple didn’t kiss (I will die on the bi4bi or at least Bi Ted hill fuck you) it’s about the fact that now, tons of moments are stupid as fuck! You played that with a hint of romance! You played that like something was going to happen! You wouldn’t shut up about Rebecca’s love life and Ted’s need to let go and have somebody else handle it all for him, they seemed made for each other from the start and you went ‘nah fuck it’????? WHAT IS THIS????

#ted lasso critical #sorry to tedbeccas!!! sorry to you!!! #coming from a ted multishipper who would have cheered if beard and him kissed with tongue #you guys were the ones who were supposed to win! we were meant to go ‘ah shame about tedtrent but we did see this coming congrats’ #and then all go back to ao3 together in peace!!! I was going to read tedbecca celebration fics invetween roykeeleyjamie and tedtrent ones!!! #AND WE ALL FUCKING LOST #I’m enlisting in tedbecca army now how did this happen #FOR A SEEMINGLY CISHET WHITE COUPLE???? THEY LOST??????? THEY NEVER LOSE???? #wow. literally the one couple like that I was rooting for above all the other options and they went fuck you. ted gets nobody and goes home #yeah you wish you were crazy ex girlfriend. but you’re not. they EARNT that ending. you earnt none of that. lord above it sucked #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #also sorry back in my notes to clarify as a person who is also mixed race #I know cishet couples can lose if it’s a biracial couple <3 but like #just used heterosexual as shorthand sorry

[roboobin]

hello internet please give me the strength to leave my house and interact with people

#roboobin #going on an adventure today #by all means i should not be anxious #considering i literally did basically the exact same thing on Friday last week #but tsk tsk #im going to the zoo!!!! im going to hunt down the fish #and talk with my beautiful kinda girlfriend #not really #basically #sigh

[bylertruther]

mike telling will it's not his fault he doesn't like girls and will destroying castle byers to symbolize the loss of not only childhood innocence and what was but also the loss of his most treasured safe space. mike threw that back in his face—his biggest, most sacred and unspeakable truth; the one that's haunted his entire life and damned him to this—and he specifically ripped their photo down the middle while calling himself stupid and tore everything down because god dammit he WANTED to play dnd with mike forever and never get girlfriends because they were supposed to go crazy TOGETHER and being friends was the best thing they'd EVER done and now castle byers can't be his safe space anymore because it's been tainted. there's too much mike. there's too many reminders of his stupid, stupid dreams. it's no longer a safe harbor—it's just a reminder of his naivety, his childish dream that someone like him could ever get what he wants. and he's clearly still hurt by that because we knew previously that will trusted mike more than any other party member and even his family. he told him first about everything with the upside down and he was there through every part of his possession. will loves mike more than anyone, but after that rain fight he just doesn't trust him with that stuff anymore. "because what if they don't like the truth...?" with that knowing, searching glance. because he WANTS to tell mike. even now, after everything, he still wants to be honest with him. to be himself with him again. he's DYING to and we know that because will doesn't like to lie, least of all to mike, but he's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't so he rips the band-aid off and confesses under his own sister's name. an ugly compromise because he can't keep lying and he can't keep listening to mike think so lowly of himself but he can't be honest either. because he doesn't trust that mike will still like him afterward. if mike said that to him before he knew, what would he say after will confirmed it? like. GODDDDD THE ANGST OF IT ALL.....

#byler #say wht u want but they filmed both 'not my fault you don't like girls YET' ANDDDD 'not my fault you don't like girls' and they went with #the latter. right after s2 aka the mike being fucking batshit devoted to will and his number 1 indomitable defender and protector refusing #to leave his side only to then abandon him and LITERALLY CANONICALLY FORGET THAT HE'S EVEN THERE in s3. #bc he has a girlfriend. and he wants to be Normal. and he doesn't want things to change. bc he's scared of change and changing. #he just wants to be normal. please please please he just wants to be NORMAL and he doesn't know why will doesn't get it. #'did u think we were never going to get girlfriends' 'yeah. i guess i did. i really did.' #aka i thought that we were the same i thought it would be this - us - forever #because it isn't JUST about dnd. #i just #GOD!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #mine

[usernameproxy]

i made Joan Church talksprites! Providence (act 1) version, Grimd'arc version, and godtier version! (knight of hope) more propaganda is in the tags :3

Vote for Joan Church in @original-character-championship!

#my art #digital art #joan church #homestuck fancharacter #knight of hope #talksprite #shes really really smart (she knows advanced calc and linear algebra and speed solves sudoku puzzles) but also soooooo stupid (her- #boyfriend actually knew she was an asexual lesbian WAY before she did. im talking years here) #shes president of the abstinence club which has a total of like 3 or 4 members (her best friend/future girlfriend who only joined- #for joans sake and dest and maybe triton.) #she eventually becomes butch or at least butch adjacent and is butch4butch nerd4nerd with mary :) #mary is the best friend/future girlfriend btw. mary's post scratch son is literally jesus. and also they're both jewish #joan church's planet (sburb mechanism) is the planet of PYRES and MARTYRDOM. there's no quest bed because the planet is covered in golden- #pyres which yes. she does get burnt on one but as least not alive (already killed by her boyfriend directly after grimd'arc)

[favvnsongs]

rvb introduced the bodily/psychological horror of poor private jimmy being a prisoner in his own body and puppeted around by a pissy ai who doesn't Know he's in someone else's body and his only fucking freedom from that was being blown up ;___; and then literally they never revisited that concept again

#like it's established in the pfl flashback seasons that an ai and its host at least Somewhat share thoughts and emotions with one another #but alpha literally has like. no clue. are there no thoughts or feelings or base impulses coming from jimmys end? how. what did they do #to that poor fucking kid. bc he was aware and conscious during initial implantation if im remembering correctly #the 'jimmy was a good kid. everyone liked him' breaks my heart okay ;__; #like i know that early seasons stuff and the anthology content are sorta *vague hand gesture* but #he would have been like twenty one at the most ;__; he had a girlfriend he was gonna propose to ;__; #they left his mangled corpse to rot back in blood gulch what the fuck #rvb nonsense

[jinglejanglemornings]

google search how do i stop missing her so much i can't breathe

#she's literally not all that. i am 100% out of her league. #i cannot stress how much this girl does not deserve to have me pining over her and missing her and crying about her months after the fact #my standards are SO low and she did not fucking meet bare fucking minimum #and yet i'm still like. she could call me and ask me to take her back and i'd do it in a heartbeat #anyway lol i had a dream about my ex girlfriend ibn which we were back together (and also both working at an aquarium?? idk) #and now i'm like. ugh. #also imagine asking out a kind loving girl who is head over heels in love with you and would do anything for you #treating her awfully and breaking her heart AND NOT EVEN GIVING BACK THE FUCKING BOOKS YOU BORROWED! #i'm just saying lol. i wish someone felt about me the way i feel about her #and i wish she wasn't so unbelievably fucking immature #and i wish i had better taste in women #and i wish i didn't still think about her alll the time #okay i'm done i swear i'm so done #talking to strangers on foreign phones

[anonymous-tals]

In season four, Gob hears The Sound of Silence whenever he has a particularly low moment or just spaces out, but in season five, this changes. After weeks of trying to go back to the way things were, go back to denial and repression, “go back” to being straight, he ends up opening up to his dad and while opening up, he realizes that he doesn’t want to be friends with the Darkness anymore. He has things in his life that are actually real.

Hello Darkness, sorry, he’s taken.

And from this point on, instead of The Sound of Silence, Gob hears various other moody songs:

I think I got the height difference right.

#i always have to reference the darkness from crazy ex girlfriend whenever i write about gob and the sound of silence #the pronunciation and the audience stuff was not planned #all i did was put my name down as a musician named gob #the stars literally aligned #this was my halloween project #i need a reason to dress up haha #gob bluth #will arnett #tony wonder #ben stiller #arrested development #blunder #gay gob is musician #Youtube