#but omg is it pronounced like

[dizzybizz]

herta 👍👍👍👍👍👍

#honkai star rail #herta #my art #woke star rail like HERta #where did that meme or post or w/e go omg #with the samPRONOUNS #and the and the and #dan HEng #yknow #someone send it to me if u have it #there could even be HIMeko #omg bigender himeko? anyone??? #PRIDE MARCH 7th. #ok thats it thats the highest i will get with this #better end on a good note lol #okay just wait hold up- #qingQUEER #ik her name isnt pronounced like that just shhhhh

[natelia-aldelliz]

Guys imagine, Roach died, before the creation of 141, but Soap is able to see his ghost. He was originally following Ghost around, really annoyed that he was using his death as an excuse to not get close to anyone, but when he found out Soap could see him and talk to him he started following him around instead.

And they get really close, like two peas in a pod, except they have to be discreet about it because no one else can see or hear Roach, and they'd think Soap was crazy if they saw him talking to no one.

They use that for shenanigans too: Roach will go follow someone else and report back to Soap, Gaz is genuinely starting to believe Soap has superpowers or something. It's really useful on missions as well, and Soap managed to successfully rescue team members thanks to Roach being able to move through walls and everything.

(Roach is not the only ghost Soap is able to see btw, just the only one he's talking to.)

And then Roach is witnessing his past lover trying really hard to not fall in love with Soap, and Soap trying really hard to not do anything about the love he already feels, and he has to try and convince Soap that he is dead. During that conversation he finds out that something else that keeps Soap from doing something is that he feels very confused about everything because he also has feeling for Roach.

So now Roach has to try and convince him that even if he was still alive he wouldn't have a problem with that. He's known for a while that he was polyamorous, but he hadn't really dared talking to Ghost about that because he thinks he's jealous and possessive.

And Soap is like "oh yeah, you want me to go say to Ghost 'don't worry about your dead lover that I'm not supposed to know, he's actually polyamorous and also in love with me, I know because his ghost told me!' ??? I'm sure he's gonna take that well!"

But Roach is nothing if not resourceful and he manages to put Soap in situations where he's forced to interact with Ghost, and eventually they kiss and their relationship is beginning to be something. They're not really sure what.

And Roach is sad, because he has to watch the two men he loves being in love without him, yes, but at least they're both happy, and it makes him feel a bit better. And then during a mission Ghost almost dies.

Because he was alone and Soap and Gaz were together, Roach was following Ghost this time, ready to fly to Soap in an instant if there was any problems. But there was and he didn't have time, so he instinctively grabbed the gun being pointed towards Ghost's head and moved it as the person was shooting, saving Ghost's life, giving him enough time to shoot the enemy himself.

But even as the threat is eliminated, Ghost is still looking up from where he's on the ground, staring right through him, looking shocked. No, not right through him, he realises when he moves to the side and Ghost's eyes follow him. He also realises that he grabbed the gun. He's never grabbed anything before, in all his years of being a ghost.

Then suddenly Ghost's eyes move wildly around, and he figures he disappeared from his view. He can still go through the walls, but he's kept the ability to grab stuff when he wants. It gives him a ton of new possibilities, to fuck with people and, of course, to touch Soap.

"I wish you were actually alive," Soap whispers to him, holding his hands against his face as he's falling asleep.

"What the fuck," comes Ghost's voice the next morning, waking both of them up - wait, since when could Roach sleep?

Soap doesn't understand immediately, because he's always been able to see Roach. But Ghost is standing in the door, looking straight at dead past lover.

Turns out Soap is a necromancer and he had no idea, though the whole 'I can see dead people' should probably have told him sooner that he wasn't normal... The more he wishes Roach is alive, the more he actually is. And they all end up happy and together. And Gaz is very happy to have won the bet that Soap indeed has superpowers.

The day Roach says, in a wondering voice, "I... I think I'm hungry" is the day they understand that something is really happening and he's actually coming back to life.

(Also, Soap has no control at all on his abilities, he has no idea what does what and why, he knows nothing. No one knows.)

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #soapghost #ghostsoap #roachsoap #ghostroach #ghostsoaproach #accidental necromancer soap and ghost roach au #this is not organised at all bc my head has been hurting for days and i feel like i'm dying (i'm being overly dramatic don't worry) #this came to me when i was watching megamind don't ask me why #anyway i can't even read that again bc the words make no sense to me when my head hurts so sorry if it actually makes no sense for real lol #omg imagine ghost being interrogated bc someone reported him for sleeping with soap and he goes 'do i sleep with my sergeant? #yes i do but i don't only sleep with one of my sergeants i actually sleep with two of them; one having been dead for 4 years' #and they go 'dead as in... pronounced dead but actually alive?' 'no no dead as in actually dead as in buried; dead dead' #'so you *were* sleeping with him in the past?' 'no i am currently sleeping with him. with both of them.' #and then price has to gaslight sooo hard to make it all right they're literally taking years off his lifespan #and when he complains they giggle at him saying that it's alright bc soap will bring him back anyway if he dies for their sins

[no1raulesparzafan]

sam seaborn has kenergy

#saw one of those characters as textpost memes and his was 'guy who hears about any career and goes oh like barbie' & holy shit it's so true #also i luv the way he talks. like the way he pronounces his words is so specific and funny to me #i keep going 'i'm sam seaborne' doing an impression of him it makes me giggle #sam seaborn #IS THERE NO E AT THE END OF SEABORN omg. #let me fix the actual post then ig omg #the west wing #tww #kenergy #barbie 2023

[h0nkshroom]

What's the silliest name you've given someone in one of your cotl saves?

mine is probably sex and sex II because I thought it would get filtered out by the switch filtering system. They had a kid and it's a golden egg

THEY MADE SEX III... THE ULTIMATE SEX..

And I'm unsure!! I haven't really given followers custom names yet! I think i'll start taking name suggestions on stream though :D

#i would just choose the auto names and then try my best to pronounce it😭😭 #i wanna give them silly names now though #asks #blurazz #ALSO YOU #YOU.. #YOU ARE SO SWEET OMG THANK FOR ALL THE LIL TAG MESSAGES IM SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOU LIKE ALL MY SILLY DOODLES 😭

[axel-ambassador]

TDS Prologue Page 6

Oh Courtney, so temperamental...but then again Duncan wasn't very nice either...

And yes, gidgette will be present for the first few chapters or so, but as we begin to focus more on the main 4 they will slowly fade into the background

Speaking of backgrounds, I'm very bad at drawing them 😔

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#total drama #my art #fanart #td au #total drama au #total drama supers au #td courtney #total drama courtney #td duncan #total drama duncan #td bridgette #total drama bridgette #td geoff #total drama geoff #I like to make cheeky references when I can :) #duncney #gidgette #Bridgette's dialogue color is so painful to deal with omg #Gidgette is cute but pronouncing it is like summoning a demon #Real nice of Tumblr to just decrease the quality of my pages by like 360p that's real fun

[shut-the-burrow-door-pls]

Queek sniff a lot tho (my brain somehow recall this randomly)

#😫not gonna lie dog/rat sniff around is so cute i cannot stand it #So means that officially lizard-meat is delicious-tasty?? that's good-good #tried my best to understand their accent lmao not that difficult might because it is as broken as my english #but horn-ned rat is omg how pronounce like that

[icras]

doing a redraw

#wilbur soot #c!wilbur #wilbur #wilbur soot fanart #guys i got better omg who would have thought!! #icras art #tho there is something to the bedore one like the general Depression Vibes are just so very pronounced in that one

[lineffability]

patron saint of writing good omens fanfiction that captures the voices of the characters PERFECTLY

unpatronly saint of trying to summon their voices directly into my mind and going 'would they fucking say that?? maybe' and that's all we can all hope for really

#ask games #but omg im genuinely flattered you think i capture their voices #i DO try #and i think i often do succeed (hopefully) if not always #but sometimes you write a like and then you pronounce it in their voice in your mind and it FITS like crowley's tight pants #those are the good ones

[homosexualtransexual]

There's a whole two episodes where Gwaine and Percival are just shirtless together and yet I can never find anything on Ao3 on it this is faggotry at its finest

#merlin #gwaine #also side note #why DID agravaine pronounce gwaine like that omg it pissed me off so bad #oh shit #i forgot #percival

[wriochilde]

holy shit i havent had icun in yeaaarrrssss......

#i was watching a somali food review because the way white people pronounce suqaar is really funny #and i started remembering random ass somali food i havent had much in the past few years #also i saw a slideshow listing somali food and some kid in the comments was like 'ive never had bariis iyo suugo' like omg? #finn.txt

[akunemayo]

i’ve literally been so upset at xo, kitty for days

because it’s the cringey whitewashed koreaboo version of a kdrama like it fucks up representing korean culture and language so bad that watching it makes me want to rip out my eardrums

but people still think it’s so cool and it’s really popular and it’s like,,, man. they really did that. they really represented korean society in the most inauthentic, wish version, whitewashed way possible. and people are fucking eating it up.

Lowkey pissed at the disrespect to my culture and language (chinguseok, anyone? go fuck yourself.) and the fact that very few people seem to recognize that it’s not an accurate portrayal at all.

#source: i am first generation immigrant korean #this show makes me want to empty a full clip into my skull i swear #a NETFLIX show #A POPULAR FAMOUS SHOW WITH BUDGET THAT WENT INTO IT #and THEY ARE PRONOUNCING KOREAN LIKE A WHITE LADY WHO JUST LOGGED 20 MINUTES ON DUOLINGO #like there is this one clip i saw #where kitty bumps into a girl and goes 'omg so sorry my fault' and the girl says in the worst possible whitest accent ever #'gaeynchayenhaeyo' like GIRL. that made me want to kms. and then she BOWED at kitty? #not only is that korean pronunciation murder worthy #koreans dont do that #they dont randomly use honorifics and bow at people in the street #koreans dont give an f man if you're walking around in pangyo and you bump into someone and say sorry #theyll like nod and walk away #literally so annoyed #cause this is just a White Person going like o koreans famous and then doing a really really poor representation of them #and honestly who's surprised at netflix #but people got mad about cleopatra! #very few people are mad at this #pissed

[radbound]

my sona now has a fucked up doppelganger (right) but instead of them being nemeses they like, spend quality time with one another and are genuinely great friends

#doodles #wizardsona #his name is zow. pronounced ZEEEEOWWW!!!! like you just stubbed your toe #saying it how it reads is his nickname / humanspeak name #he's a shapeshifter that tried mimicking woz out of malevolence but woz wasnt fazed and was like omg!!!! i have a brother now :)

[triedpklove]

there’s something rly funny (sarcasm) when people do videos like “pronouncing washington city names challenge!!!” and it’s only the city names named by/after local indigenous tribes

#like no i want to hear these people pronounce shit like Bellingham. Leavenworth. fucking Shelton even. #i don’t want to watch a video of white people butcher indigenous names and then go ‘omg washington has the weirdest city names!!!!!!! #what is sequim even supposed to be!!!!! teehee!!!!! so stupid!!!!’ like. #hi. i have something for you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coast_Salish

[echidnana]

literally the new taskmaster cast is so good i can't wait to see more of them :-)

YES ok we don't totally remember their names but sam and Lucy are so fucking funny. we absolutely LOVE the group task groups, the chemistry both groups have is genuinely so hilarious. we weren't expecting to love them all so much but this might be one of our favorite casts :)

#we dont remember his name bc of how they pronounced it. julian? jillian? but he was hilarious too 😭 #the contempt for alex right off the bat was wild #and susan is so cute omg #we watched her interview and like. her laugh is so contagious #and SUE she has such vibes What is going on!!! like her walking the duck on a. leash??? was that her. am i thinking of someone else #idk its been a day #basically YES theyre so funny #confluence.ask #vassyflorence

[cowardlycowboys]

got called kara by this receptionist 😔 haven't heard that name since my grandma

#omg kiera no one cares #dunno how you get kara from kiera like...at least pronounce the e even tho that's also wrong

[monstertsunami]

Help I was on here for PAFL content and I saw your header or whatever it’s called and

Fainéant Girl reference????

I couldn’t contain myself for a solid 5 minutes straight. I don’t know how I didn’t read your header when I’ve been checking out your blog for a while but I’m so glad I did now

words aren’t enough for me. if I knew you irl I would bake things for you it’s the best way I show appreciation

seeing another fan of weevildoing made me so irrationally happy, so thanks, and have a great rest of your day/night/whenever you’re reading this!

THIS IS LIKE THE NICEST ANON IVE EVER GOTTEN AAAHH WE R EATING BAKED TREATS WHILE WE LISTEN TO WEEVILDOING TOGETHER OKAY.. WE R VIBING OUT TOGETHERR WAHHH

thank u sooo much i just woke up n this rlly made my day<3<33 if u wanna say hi to some other weevildoing/pafl fans @gender-eater is the one who INTRODUCED me to weevildoing!!! and then i completed the cycle and introduced their music to @penguin--person :3 theyd both love it if u said hi!!

#faineant girl is SUCH a song it makes me feel better every time i have an ibuprofen morning like omg weevildoing reference #also feel free to execute me over this but for some reason i always pronounce weevildoing as #weevil doy-ng in my mind instead of doing. i cant stop. ive tried. cursed with eternal doing #god anyways. ahaah ppl look at my bloggg ppl continually return to my blog for pafl content???? *tugs at shirt nervously**turns into wolf* #boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i answer asks on company time