#but on the plus side

[officialah]

Sad to see what happened to the office :(( sending you guys lots of towels, love and good vibes for everything to get resolved quickly 💖

thank you so much! we really appreciate it <3

#achievement hunter #ah inbox #yeah its been low morale bc of the that #but on the plus side #we've been making lots of really funny jokes to offset the sadness

[writefightandflightclub]

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#getting frustrated with my yo-yo energy levels #gah #resting this afternoon #instead of what I was hoping to do #but on the plus side #I might be able to share a lil Frankie blurb I was working on?

[evermorecountsastherapy]

me: I'll cap this oneshot at 4k. that way, I can be concise in what i want to convey to my readers. no biggie at all whatsoever :)

also me: *over 10k words in with 3 smut scenes and counting, sweating profusely* yea I think I fucked up my soup

#all i gotta say is #10k Words of Pure Gale Smut is soon coming to a theater (tumblr) near you 🫵 #for realsies i'm going insane rn #but on the plus side #i might get this posted tomorrow! or tonight! yipeee! #gale dekarios

[enchantedlandcoffee]

Being home is great. Having to sleep in awkward positions so I don't disturb my cat? Not that great.

#but on the plus side #cat

[pacificwaternymph]

Me, looking at my outline and realizing that Xornoth doesn't have another happy moment until Chapter Seventeen: =D

Oops.

#This poor boy is going through the WRINGER #I'm so sorry xornoth i promise you get to be happy eventually #but on the plus side #things are getting SERIOUS #kid xornoth au #empires smp

[the-great-kraken]

so. how about that sun and the star preview.

#it was five chapters of misery #but on the plus side #nico would canonically date darth vader #rhi rambles #the sun and the star #tsats #tsats preview #tsats spoilers #nico di angelo #will solace #percy jackson #solangelo #pjo

[youretoosweetforme]

Time to do the sleepys

If anyone else is going to do the sleepys soon i wish you sweet dreams <3

#i tired #and none of my muscles are working quite right which sucks #but on the plus side #i feel pretty rn :))) #and thats always nice #anyways goodnight #antiopa

[miraofhearts2point0]

tempted to write a (platonic) Aguni, Heiya and Doudou fic where they spend valentines day (night) painting and eating candy. idk.

#but the thing is i cant write #and also if i wanna get it out in time i'd have to get it done in three days #so it'll be both bad and short #but on the plus side #we need more of THEE found family content #so i might have to do it anyway #alice in borderland #ima wa no kuni no alice #heiya akane #akane heiya #aguni morizono #morizono aguni #doudou hayato #hayato doudou

[thundergrace]

The lamest thing I've seen on tumblr is the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo tag. Seems Iike all the top posts are the American version. Disrespectful. Lol

And also, was there only the one movie in the millennium trilogy here? Was it really just The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo??? What the hell happened?

#the girl with the dragon tattoo #honestly i barely remember #anything about it #except it wasn't as good as the Swedish version #cause it was a lot um.... well it was less gritty #but on the plus side #i do remember that bangin as soundtrack which #was basically just Trent Reznor being Trent Reznor

[victorluvsalice]

Merry Christmas Newt!

@dont-offend-the-bees I know you didn’t have a specific prompt, so I decided to go with blending two fandoms that you’re very fond of, in what I felt was a funny way. Hope you enjoy!

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“So. Let’s recap. Vampires are real.”

“To be fair, Todd, we already knew that one,” Dirk said, brushing off his jacket. “Or have you managed to forget the quartet of lunatics who lured your sister into their grasp?”

Todd rolled his eyes. “Okay, fine – blood-drinking vampires are real.”

“Better. And yes, very much so, apparently.”

“And they really like virgin blood.”

Dirk nudged the man currently laying groaning at their feet. “So this fellow says.”

“And he that is why he grabbed you off the street and tried to drag you off to their house.”

“Yes. I found it quite insulting,” Dirk grumbled, hands on hips. “Do I look like someone who has never had sex?”

“. . .well. . .”

Dirk shot him a wounded look. “Todd!”

“I’m kidding, I’m kidding,” Todd said with his best shit-eating grin. “You merely look like you don’t fuck often.”

“Todd, continue on this track and the universe tells me you’re not going to be fucking for a good long while.”

Todd rolled his eyes. “Okay, fine, you’re a golden god of sex.”

“. . .I know that was sarcastic, but I’m allowing it all the same.”

Todd huffed. “Anyway – back to the point. So this guy–” Todd gave the man a much less gentle nudge “–snatched you up, hogtied you, and carried you off to turn you into vampire food. Only to run straight into us because we’ve been searching the city trying to figure out where you’d wandered off to this time.”

“The wonders of the universe!”

“Yeah, yeah, exactly – and while he’s distracted trying to get away from his kidnappee’s two very angry boyfriends, you manage to nail him in the crotch right at the same time Mike catches up to him and smacks him over the head with that flashlight he was insisting on carrying around.”

“I’m still not sure I didn’t cause him massive head trauma!” Michael squeaked.

“Dude was trying to kidnap Dirk to feed him to vampires, I can’t say I particularly care,” Todd snapped. “But Dirk – you are now convinced that we should actually fucking go to the vampire house because you think this is the beginning of a case?”

Dirk shrugged. “Why else would the universe arrange for me to be nearly kidnapped and fed to vampires in the first place?”

Todd pulled a face. “Dirk. Our first case together, you nearly died from a fun combination of electrocution and blood loss – and let’s not even get into everything that happened in BergsBerg and Wendimoor. There’s a possibility the universe just doesn’t like you.”

“Hmph. I find that supposition quite insulting too,” Dirk declared, arms folded. “I think I’m quite the ray of sunshine.”

“You do dress in a lot of yellow,” Mike said placatingly.

“We can debate just how annoying you are on the way to a church to pick up some crosses and holy water and shit,” Todd decided. “Because if we are doing this vampire lair crap, I’m not going in unprotected.”

“Oh, don’t worry too much, Todd,” Dirk said, grinning. “From what I gathered during the kidnapping, these particular vampires are – um – not exactly mentally enhanced?”

“Honestly, I think stupid vampires might be more dangerous. Find us some priest willing to hand over holy bullshit without asking a lot of questions, Mr. The Universe Always Leads Me Where I’m Meant To Go.”

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#dontoffendthebees #merry xmas #christmas fic #xmas fic #yes that is supposed to be Guillermo #who is having a bad night #but on the plus side #case might involve finally getting Nandor's head out of his ass regarding their relationship #so that's something! #but yeah I just liked the idea of the Dirk Gently characters wandering into the WWDITS's verse #causing chaos #well more chaos than normal XD #queued

[moonflwer-gutz]

so maybe Dyke Docs Thursday was a bad idea...

#i walked 6 city blocks #6 GODDAMN CITY BLOCKS #my achilles is on fire #swear to christ my sock is gonna be soaked in blood when i get home- #the things queer people do for fashion </3 #but on the plus side #art regents are done #so thats good #and im staying home tomorrow so i get to bother you guys ALL DAY <3 #moonflwer shitposts #lesbian

[xenon-noble]

MOV: Brucan Nekkal

My version of Brucan from Fight for Endworld... He dies in episode 1. You probably don’t remember him.

His corpse is a more important character than him. Not even joking.

#bionicle #lego #MOC #MOCs by Xen #busy with a big project #MOC posts might be slower #but on the plus side #I will have something really cool to show soon.

[lawyeryuri]

i am so eepy... but still, i perservere

#but on the plus side #hamlet for 6 year olds script is done! yippee #lifes small mercys #pepper's pthoughts

[realasslesbian]

I dunno, but I think there’s an age that you get to when you gotta mourn that no more new music is gonna appeal to you, and your playlists are where it’s at and where it’s always gonna be at for the rest of time😭

#but on the plus side #my bangers are in the supermarket these days #which is dope #I be getting my canned tomatoes off the shelf and be like 'yes cyndi lauper these are my true colours' #gen fuckin z or whatever the hell letter we up to dni

[natsbaby]

As someone who’s about to leave her first job and immediately start her second job, i just learned (after a few bottles of beer) that corporate politics sucks more than student government politics

#allys rants #i never thought something could be worse than student government #but on the plus side #this guy who’s the same level as my immediate supervisor was super sad abt me leaving #which kinda stroked the ego HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA #and apparently people in higher positions tend to be more down to reveal corporate gossip when ur abt to leave HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[commissionsdarian]

How is it going? How was your vday

Been eventful so far. Which is great, we like having stuff to do, but I had a whole schedule sorted before and it's just gone to shit

#but on the plus side #nobody's bleeding out #which is so much better than any alternatives #so #win win 👍 #darian answers stuff #tua rp #oc