"I was surprised you'd stick up for Astarion"
Shadowheart. GIRL. He's biting me every night. You sleep right next to us. I'm bending my goody-two-shoes paladin ass over backwards to get him to like me. Do you not have eyes? You tought I'd sell him out to a monster hunter??? Girl. Girl, I figured out what your hand wound does. It's selective blindness. Shar, goddess of darkness, makes perfect sense, girl, Shadowheart, listen-
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Honestly, I'm surprised that there aren't more Lockwood and Co Modern AUs / No Problem fics which adapt Skull as Lucy's online friend.
Only she can talk to him (she's the one who connects with him online and he's never met any of her irl friends or family, who also have never met him)
He's sarcastic as hell and feels like he has free reign to say all sorts of bullshit bc he knows the people involved will never hear him (not a feature of all internet friendship but can be)
Doesn't know his actual name, only knows him as 'Skull' (he doesn't share his real name online, maybe the nickname is derived from his username or icon)
A connection that can have elements of danger (99% of internet friendship is a blessing but talking to people online can be dangerous/toxic)
The risk can make it difficult to explain that despite the fact Skull could be planning to kill her if given the chance, he's still very important to her and probably her best friend
Idk, just food for thought. If anyone knows any fics which feature Skull in this role, do link them for me! I've never actually read one but it seems like too good an adaptation for nobody else to have ever thought of it lol
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I was carefully frogging some rows on my knitting while my cat sat on my lap, so without me noticing he bit the yarn and split it in half :')
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Irondad fic ideas #45
Peter finds a tiny kitten in a car engine one night (could be on patrol or on the way home from school) and May, surprisingly, is on board with keeping it. Peter reads online that in the early ages cats need to socialize a lot so that they're more friendly with new people, so, since he's on summer break, whenever May's not home he just takes the cat everywhere. Just holds it in his hand.
He shows up to Tony's lab like, "Hey Mr. Stark!" completely normal, and Tony's like, "...what's with all the meowing?" and Peter pulls a cat out, presenting it proudly.
Tony's heard all sorts of animal horror stories from his parents because Howard didn't want a pet, so at first Tony's like, "Get it out of my lab." But he can't resist Peter's puppy eyes. The cat stays. Cut to like a month later and Tony has to watch Peter's cat for some reason, and Tony does that thing that dads do where they're like "we're not getting a pet >:(" then "this is my child and if anything happened to it I would kill all of you and then myself."
He says it's because Peter would be devastated. But really, that's only half of it.
This fic idea was submitted by @derpmallow !
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I swear to God my house is fucking haunted (I mean I knew it was but like MORE haunted) like theres been shit falling over for no reason all fucking day
The hair spray bottle that hasnt been touched in months fell off the sink. Something in the kitchen fell, I did not investigate. The tv antenna was knocked down. And just now there was a fucking stuffed animal avalanche bc like three fucking stuffed animals that havent been touched in YEARS launched off the top shelf and knocked my hello kitty water dispenser down (thankfully I do not use it, it is decorative), both the doll rooms off (breaking one :( minor damage but still), the one apparently load bearing plushie behind the dispenser fell in the empty space, and the stupid straw hat I have kept falling when I put it back.
Like what's your fucking problem??? Am I not paying enough attention to you fucking ghosts?? Are you trying to get my attention to tell me something? Bc if so I ain't gonna listen if you keep knockin my shit down. I fucking have two drinks on the nightstand where the dispenser is and I'm so fucking lucky they didnt get hit bc god I would be LIVID. Like cant you write on the bathroom mirror or send me coins like yall usually do?? What do you want?????
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MISO WHY ARE YOU BLOCKING THE DOOR??!! I NEED TO GET OUT
This took like half an hour of in game time to actually nudge him away, this asshole cat istg
Coming back into the house to cook something oh my fucking gOD! DAMN YOU CAT!!1!
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Not a fan of redemption Mapleshade headcanons and storylines, not because I don’t like her but because let women be evil!!
Also Mapleshade kinda read as a metaphor for parents who uh let their children die because of their own beliefs and shit. ( cough parents who refuse to vaccinate children ) so personally I really don’t like the idea of redeeming her for this very reason 😭 although I think it’s cat fantasized enough that call her a silly gal all you want or whateva
Been a lot of discussion about gender and evilness on warrior cats tumblr lately so here’s a summarized version of my takes:
-Rainflower and Crowfeather are equally awful, but don’t treat Rainflower any better because of how some fans treat Crowfeather. I don’t think Crowfeather is written particularly well but it’s also worth noting that a lot of fans like him more because well. He’s a protagonist and has a lot more content to theorize over than Rainflower who just straight up bullies her disabled child. Although you can still like Rainflower if you want, just let’s not bbygirl ify parents like Rainflower or Crowfeather.
-More Bramblestar slander on my feed PLEASEEE
-Sometimes people blame things on characters when… babe the writing is just awful. I know a character is told by the narrative to do something cool but then never actually is shown doing it, I don’t believe that’s a fault of the character I believe that’s bad writing.
-Not related to any fandom discourse actually but can we talk about how boygirl and girlboy core some of the warrior cats characters are because I have never come across this many in fiction
-I also think it’s worth noting that despite how much I really don’t like Mapleshade and Rainflower for their actions ( not as characters I actually like them as characters and the roles they fill in the story ) the actions of the male villains and antagonists in Warriors are way worse and often are not acknowledged for how awful they are and it’s good to acknowledge them but you shouldn’t try and apologize for characters who have in writing no mistake on the writers, done horrible shit. You can still like Mapleshade and Rainflower without excusing what they’ve done. Mapleshade blatantly murdered her own children due to negligence, do I like her tho? Yeah. I do.
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Helppp there's a little cat hanging out outside my house trying to come in and it has a collar on so I went outside to check for a number or something and there's nothing the the collar, just a little bell and it is so cute. But we can't figure out who's cat it is??
the cat system has just given you your assigned cat. good luck soldier 🫡
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