#but that's bc outside of those 3 songs they only had one or two in the entire list......

[dumbseee]

soft launch.

in which, mick is soft launching you.

mich schumacher x reader.

fc: sophia birlem.

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mickschumacher: holiday season 🏝🗺

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fan1: wait a damn minute…

fan2: WHO IS THAT

fan3: with all due respect you look delicious but WHO is that lovely lady?

fan4: the pic is so cute omg

fan5: whoever that is i hope she’s good to him

fan6: NOT MY HUSBAND

fan7: mick soft launching?

fan8: the rings 🫠

fan9: who is that slut next to mick?

fan10: new wag alert

fan11: those comments are not it, he’s a grown ass man let him be

fan12: i bet he’s going to ditch her after summer ends lmao

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y/n just posted a story!

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y/n: say hi to mickey <3

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fan1: YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL OMG

fan2: mick is one lucky mf

fan3: they’re going to break up in a month mark my words

fan4: i’m literally heartbroken rn

fan5: my new parents

fan6: girlie run they’re coming for you

francisca.cgomes: cuties

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fan7: they compliment each other so well tho

mickschumacher: hi pretty lady

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fan8: mick i hope you can fight bc your girlfriend is GORG

fan9: the pictures are so cute omg

fan10: the mick girlies already crying in the comments

fan11: he hid her so well wdym he had a whole gf this entire time?

fan12: i’m so happy for him qjjabakzlzm

fan13: thanks for your service y/n, we now have tons of pictures of bf material mick

y/n: 🫡

fan14: the BIG ASS hickey in the first picture wtf

fan15: ew you can tell she’s classless

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y/n: my camera roll is full of cats we met on the street and mickey

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carmenmundt: ♥️

fan1: their vibe is so chill, they really match each other

fan2: i’m a lil sad that mick is dating someone but she seems nice

estebanocon: i see two owls in that pic

fan3: nooooo they’re so cute

fan4: she’s getting so much hate on twitter but she’s just minding her business??

fan5: WHORE

fan6: don’t worry guys she won’t last till the end of the season 🤭

fan7: the obsession y’all have with random men who don’t even know y’all exist is insane

fan8: so CUTE

fan9: i bet mick paid for everything lmao

mickschumacher: she actually paid the whole trip, i’m just her sugar baby

fan10: JAKQOSPSPPSPSOS BRO

fan11: and that’s how you clap back at haters, guys

fan12: if only others drivers were defending their gfs like mick is defending y/n

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y/n: ‘cars outside’ is out :)

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fan1: not it being a love song for mick :(

fan2: WHY am i crying hysterically about two adults being in love

fan3: "oh darling, all of the city lights, never shine as bright as your eyes." GOD

mickschumacher: why did i do to deserve you?

fan4: they’re so in love it’s almost disgusting

fan5: esteban will have to third wheel now lmao

estebanocon: i’ve been third wheeling for a year now

fan6: A YEAR???

fan7: THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR??

fan8: a year like 365 days? damn schumacher

fan9: nah but hiding a whole gf for a year when you have crazy groupies up your ass every single day is insane

fan10: the cutest couple if you ask me

fan11: i just fell to my knees

fan12: WHEN IS IT MY TURN GODDAMNIT

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[s-4pphics]

omg i need smut for ballerina reader x tattoo artist ellie

pleaseeeee

hi hon i didn't forget ab u trust me trust me

…. but hi guys🤭 since i finished sotp and this at literally the same time why not post both.... teeeheee

wc;cw: 1.9k😳, MDNI, ellie and reader r both freaks! nasty little harlots, these two are!!, kinda exhibitionism bc car windows, weed, shotgunning(failed), mentions of daddy kink and breeding and face sitting, readers a bimbo but we knew that we love u bae :3, more monologues, cocky ellie, dirty talk, spanking, mult. orgasms and squirting, slight dumbification, titty and pussy slapping mmm, das it

… i wrote this while high soooo if there’s a typo no there’s not! bye yall :p

when ballerina!reader and tattooist!ellie fuck for the first time the world damn near melts from the inside out. 

you had finally gotten into the passenger's seat of ellie’s busted up car after she wrapped up your brand-new tat. you asked her multiple times if she was going to kill you in some nearby forest after smoking you out, in which she replied with a sly maybe. it depends on how you act when it hits. her response shook you a bit: you had just scored the lead in the nutcracker and your costume was so pretty, you had to wear it at least once and then she could do whatever she wanted with you as long as she destroyed your guts beforehand! :) 

your little tote bag was near your feet on the floor as you hummed along to the rap song blasting through her speakers, lightly bobbing your head. ellie’s—large and veiny and tattooed—hand had been sitting on your upper thigh for the entire ride as she drove in a relaxed position, head resting against the back of her seat. you caught glimpses of her out of the corner of your eye whenever she licked or bit her lips. her small habits made your thighs squeeze together, before she silently pried them back open with her free hand to rest it there again. you wanted her to make you cum so bad you’d pay her extra for it—

“this your place?” she rasped out in shock as she parked in front of your dance academy dorms. damn, she thought. you weren’t kidding, you’re not a stripper. 

“uh huh! it’s even prettier inside! marble floors and everything, i love it here so much!” you said with an excited grin that made her smile lightly. such a cutie, she thought. 

“huh,” she hummed in acknowledgment. she reached over your lap to pop open her glove box to retrieve the little ziplock baggie filled with green buds and grinder before your eyes widened in shock. 

“oh are… um… are we smoking right here? like out in the open?” 

“mhm.” she replied blankly before she smirked. “what, is your headmaster gonna come out and give you a spanking or something?” 

you wanted her to spank you so bad—

“no! i’m just asking, i’ve never done it outside before!” 

“oh yeah? you never done it outside?” she replied silkily while she packed the spoon of the pipe. 

you shivered and she caught it and please fuck me right here! i don’t care who sees!—

“i never used one of those before, it’s pretty,” you nodded towards the packed bowl. 

“thank you,” she said simply. “lemme show you how to do it.” 

after some simple instructions that you haven't payed attention to because her hands were distracting you, you nodded absentmindedly. what the fuck was she talking about again—

“are you even listening?” she said with a raised eyebrow that had a fucking slit in it oh, ohhh you might die—

when you shook your head no, she snorted before she grabbed her lighter from your hand. 

“here. watch me.” 

you watched closely as she lit the crushed green buds in the bowl, finger over a little hole on the side of the pipe before she lit it and breathed in, exhaling the smoke in a circular little cloud in front of her mouth. she looked back at you with a little see? simple. 

she’s so fucking sexy and you’re probably dripping all over her leather seats—

“show me again?” you squeaked out. 

she only slightly nodded with a cunning grin as she looked at you before she repeated her previous actions and blew the smoke away from you, handing you the pipe again. you pushed it away from you gently. 

“you’re gonna make me smoke all this by myself?” 

“i want you to do it for me… like blow it… blow it in my mouth?” you said shyly. your mind was cloudy. 

she didn’t say anything, but you could see the pleasant surprise on her face, releasing a light chuckle before she lit the bowl, yet again!, inhaling the smoke and holding it before she gripped for your cheeks with her slightly calloused hand, pulling you so close that your noses were touching. your mouth dropped open on instinct, and slowly exhaled the smoke into your mouth. 

you could barely inhale due to the pounding in your head and your chest and your swollen fucking clit—

ellie hardly even cared about you wasting a rip that good. she slowly slipped her tongue into your already open mouth, making you whimper as you wrapped your lips around it, sucking it further into your mouth. she released a satisfied hum that rattled your throat. and speaking of your throat—

she released your cheeks, sliding her large hand down to wrap around it, squeezing the sides and gauging your reaction. you were about to call her daddy, holy fuck, you wanted her fuckin’ kids—

“c’mere.” and fuck, you jumped her bones so quick. 

you were finally in her lap and you immediately started grinding on her leg like a cat in heat. 

she hurriedly sat the pipe on her dashboard, her free hands quickly taken in yours, bringing them up to your tits as you felt her squeeze them, tossing your head back with a whine.

“yeah? feels fucking good?” 

“yeah, yesyesyes—“

you weren’t even high and you were so close to cumming, you couldn’t imagine how crazy you’d be going if you smoked properly. you’d probably be creaming all over her seats and windows by now. 

you grinded down harder on her, your clit bumping up against your lavender sweats and her jeans and toned leg and you couldn’t stop crying out and oh, you were gonna cum in your panties—

ellie must’ve sensed it because she dropped her hands from your tits to your hips, mindfully avoiding your freshly wrapped tattoo(she’s such a sweetie, isn’t she?), and pulled you down onto her leg as she lifted it up to press harder against your clit just right and you lost it. 

all that tension that built over the last two hours crashed into you as you threw your head allll the back and came inside your sheer little panties. you bounced on her thigh as she held your hips to help you grind out your high. ellie slowly licked up your exposed throat to your chin to your bottom lip before she shoved her tongue into your mouth in a messy, wet kiss. fuck, you were so in love already—

“take these off, baby, c’mon, wanna see,” she said dazed against your mouth, tugging down  the waistband of your bottoms. you clumsily rested your weight against her wheel as you leaned back, a loud honk! ringing through the dimly lit, empty lot. it made you both jump and laugh as she wrapped her arm around your back to move you away from it. she used the space between you to pull down your panties and sweats just enough to expose your sopping cunt. she looked like she wanted to tear you apart. she could rip you to shreds if she wanted you’d let her do anything to you—

she didn’t say anything as her thumb rubbed your clit, making you buck your hips up against her hang with a whine. 

she dipped two fingers down to your slit that was practically dripping all over her seats, and she hates herself for not bringing her dick with her because, fuuuuck, she would’ve slipped right in—

you felt her fingers push inside with little resistance, her car immediately being filled with both your groans and wet noises of your cunt. your walls squeezed the shit out of her fingers to pull them in closer.

you were a mess: at some point you’d removed your sweatshirt and tee, your tits out, and she was watching you play them, entranced, until you slipped a hand down to where she was inside you, grabbing her wrist to pull out and brought her slicked up fingers to your nipples, rubbing your wetness into your stiff peaks. ellie let out a quiet groan of shiiiit! before she slapped them both, bringing her head forward to suck the wetness from your tits, moaning at the taste of you.

she dropped her hand back down to slip her fingers inside your cunt again, wiggling them around until she pressed up against that one spot that made you see god—

“yeah? right there, baby? like that?” 

“ye—aaAhh, el, oh my fuckin’ god your gonna make me cum again!—“ 

“fuckin’ want it, nasty fucking slut, give it to me, wan’ it all over me.” 

your eyes were rolled into your skull, yes im your slut i’m your slut! being the only thing on your mind. your legs were trembling and you were so. fucking. wet. and you couldn’t fucking think about anything other than her her her—

“cum on my fingers so i can take you upstairs and stick my tongue inside you.” 

and you died. you’re dead now. you screamed her name out into the car as you squirted all over her arm and jeans and seats and you just kept fucking cumming and ellie swore that she was going to marry you one day!—

you finally started to come down after she slapped your pussy a couple times. your orgasm had felt like it lasted minutes and you almost plopped onto the car floor in exhaustion, but ellie caught you before you could, pulling you back to her chest to connect her mouth with yours in a heavy kiss. 

she grabbed your ass in both hands before bringing her hand down in a loud slap! as you moaned in her mouth, and it made her hit you again, harder. 

she allowed you to pull back to regain your composure before you said with a pout, “i have to be up at five tomorrow.” it was almost midnight. 

she laughed loudly before bringing your panties and pants back up around your waist before helping you put your shirt on before easing you back into the passenger's seat. you missed her warmth already. you grabbed your tote off the floor after carefully placing the discarded pipe and lighter into a small pocket with a soft c’mon before you opened the door to get out. ellie rolled the window down so she could respond. 

“wait. you want me to come inside?” 

“inside me? yeah.” 

she let out a choked laugh before she said, “you’re nasty as fuck, jesus christ.” 

“i sure am! now come sit on my face? my roomie’s sleeping so you might have to stick my panties in your mouth just in case!” you said with the brightest grin. “you can wake up me up for rehearsals with your tongue in my pussy, too, if you want!” 

oh my fucking god? ellie thought, her eyes glossing over with a hazy look on her face. yeah. i’m making her a fucking housewife.

#ballerina!reader #ellie williams blurb #ellie williams smut #ellie x fem reader #ellie williams #ellie x reader #black!oc #black!reader #lesbian #works 𖧧࣪ #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x black!reader #amitycat #tattooist!ellie ✎ ᝰ

[random-lil-illing]

Call of Duty Ghosts headcanons bc im bored

things these hcs will not have: angst, nsfw, reader/ocs, death (i know ajax died but no he didn't. and logan didn't get kidnapped/taken by the federation wdym)

things that will appear: lots and lots of keegan, a lot of teen! keegan and ajax, logan and hesh, fluff, silliness, lgbtq+ themes, elias, merrick, some rorke, and a tiny bit of neptune and kick. Also riley is there!!! gotta love the dog. also theres swearing. oh and this is a somewhat long post

okay so first up teen keegan and ajax hcs (aka when they first joined the ghosts)

-they lied about their ages for the first few months and then randomly went 'yeah we're actually 16/17'. elias and rorke decided to keep them on the team bc they had potential. merrick was very against it at first but was like 'yeah okay'

-those two definitely confused everyone else with their slang just like hesh and logan do now

-they insisted they were best friends but nobody believed them bc they acted so fruitily with each other (it was all jokes they said)

-if we go with the keegan is trans hc i feel like ajax did a 'diy at home' top surgery

-speaking of the walker bros. keegan was their main babysitter, with ajax as second choice if keegan was unable to. elias paid him like 20-30/hour and gave him an extra thirty dollars if he gave keegan the kiddos before he had time to eat

-keegan was amazing at eyeliner (he still is but tries to convince the rest of the team he doesn't do it anymore. they know better than to believe him) and almost always incorporated it into his eye black for missions

-following this up ajax was the master of painting nails and no one was safe from painted nails until he turned twenty two, including logan and hesh as kids. the only one who was sort of safe was rorke bc ajax never had the patience to convince him

-keegan exclusively wore baggy, graphic t-shirts and sweatpants/jeans/shorts outside of missions. occasionally wore tank tops for training. ajax almost never wore baggy clothes, wearing form fitting clothes instead - tank tops, normal t-shirts, sweatpants, jeans, etc. The two always stole each other's clothes

-keegan had (and has) the absolutely strangest eating habits. cannot eat three full meals a day without complaining about being full, but two meals a day + a bunch of snacks before and after each meal is fine. refuses to eat something he had a bad experience with once in like second grade but will gladly eat something that could kill him. Cannot cook to save his life (can you tell im projecting)

-ajax on the other hand has fairly normal eating habits but could not cook at all back then. he's okay at cooking now, but he till refuses to eat anything raw (including sushi and raw vegetables) or anything too cooked (mushy vegetables and such)

-keegan definitely set curfews for everyone anytime they decided to go out. he wouldn't strictly enfore them but he'd be a bit upset if they weren't followed (he's anxious and cares abt his teammates just doesn't know how to show it)

-i feel like both listened/listen to ayesha erotica atleast a lil. obv they have other music they listen to (metal, rock, etc.) but they definitely have atleast five ayesha songs in their playlists

-keegan has no idea what the p in his name is for. his birth certificate says 'keegan p. russ' (or katherine p. russ if we go with the trans hc). he tried to ask his parents/siblings but they dont know either. ajax always joked its for 'pussy' and logan and hesh followed in ajax's footsteps

-you know those baby tees with like 'i <3 pathetic men' or 'i put the hot in psychotic' on them. yeah ajax and keegan have those but as like oversized shirts

-keegan rarely ever cried/cries bc hes always forcing himself not to. so to encourage him to cry when he feels like it the team gives keegan ten/twenty dollars after everytime he cries and they tell him to 'get himself something sweet to make up for the tears'

-on that note keegan used to have the biggest salty cravings but now he has a terrible sweet tooth. ajax used to like savoury but hes a sucker for spicy now

okay enough teen headcanons lets move on to the present

-we all know logan and hesh are gen z so i propose: the walker brothers confusing everyone with gen z slang/humour/behaviour. things like 'slay' or saying 'im gonna kms' at any minor inconvenience. logan saying 'nice girl dinner' whenever keegan makes his weird but lowkey bomb lazy food

-some of the ghosts (mainly keegan, logan and kick) listen to music on missions. they mainly have appropriate songs for the occasion like phonk or metal but sometimes when they're fighting or killing an enemy inappropriate music starts playing and they have to try so hard not to laugh. i mean keegan slicing someones neck with 'make u cum' by ayesha erotica playing in the background

-logan rarely swears but when he does they are the most brutally creative swears ever. i'm talking 'pussyy-eating son of a French whore' sort of shit, and worse. much worse. hesh swears regularly but gently, elias the same but a bit harsher, rorke swore like a sailor but gentler than logan, neptune only swears when other do, kick never swears (you gotta bribe him to do it), merrick only swears when hesh, logan and keegan can't hear, and keegan swears a lot but nobody ever catches him doing it

-sometimes the ghosts mix their masks up to keep the federation on their toes

-also lets pretend that at the end of the game elias didnt die and logan didnt get captured by rorke and ajax didnt die at the beginning bc that made everyone else sad which makes me sad and just no. no angst here (pls humour me sadness is a very uncomfortable feeling)

-they tried to have separate rooms at their base but eventually they all just moved into the same room minus elias bc they just feel safer that way

-riley is the community service dog no arguing. whenever someones having a panic attack riley helping them. nightmare? dont worry he sleeps in the same as everyone else he'll just cuddle you. trouble eating/doing something? he'll do it with you

-also keegan, kick and logan 100% spoil riley. everyone treats him amazing but these three treat him like a king

-also i think it'd be funny if atleast one of the ghosts kept getting riley's gender wrong and calling him 'she' 'good girl' etc. bc thats exactly what i accidentally keep doing

-riley's very smart but the one thing he doesnt get is why nobody will eat his dog food with him. his logic is that he can eat human food so that means they can eat dog food. the only person that has eaten dog food with riley so far is keegan bc he will eat basically anything as long as the texture/taste/memory with said food is fine

-speaking of which occasionally keegan will just crack an egg and eat it raw infront of the others bc he thinks their reactions are funny. nobody else but neptune and hesh find it funny

-one time kick switched out keegans eyeblack with sharpie ink and keegan couldnt get it off for a week and didnt speak to kick for a month, not even on missions. he had ajax talk for him.

-(over comms on a mission)

kick: hey keegan do you need help?

keegan, fighting for his life against about five enemies alone: ajax tell kick i am about to DIE

-i think it'd be really funny if the ghosts started a tiktok account where they pretended to be airsoft/military cosplayers. theyd get unexpectedly popular and people would be like 'yo wheres ur gear from' and theyd panic and respond with smth like 'we stole it from the government' so theyd just be known as THE anarchist airsoft tiktokers (theyd obviously use different names and masks than usual)

-keegan is the most innocent ghost regarding sexual matters. it was banned talking about/learning about in his house and he never bothered to learn later. he knows the basics (how sex/getting pregnant works) but otherwise no

-merrick, neptune and ajax never had siblings growing up so whenever they see logan and hesh fighting they always wait until either keegan or elias intervene to see if its serious (elias is their dad and keegan grew up with four other siblings). why not kick? kick can't be trusted to intervene if they were tearing each others limbs off bc he and his siblings chased each other with weapons for fun

-keegan loves sugar but doesnt like showing it so he just eats chocolate/ice cream/cake at like two in the morning

-also he moves around a lot in his sleep to the point he could go to sleep on his bed and wake up underneath the same bed like two hours later

-rorke and elias were definitely best friends i refuse to believe they werent. also rorke taught the walker bros how to swear

-the ghosts watch cartoons in their free time. anytime they have a free friday they have movie nights - not limited to cartoons but its mainly that. when they watched the barbie movie they wore pink (also yes they're all feminists no theyre not any -phobic/-ist)

-i know they would never meet him but if they ever met ghost (simon riley) theyd make fun of his accent and maybe mask (especially the 'foap' side profile). they wouldnt take it too far tho i feel like they actually kinda like ghost. he wouldnt like them much tho i feel

-they have game nights and they have rules as to who can play what

-keegan cant play any card games bc he automatically wins everytime or he cheats, no inbetween. hes also banned from twister bc hes the most flexible

-neptune and merrick aren't allowed to play jenga (neptune cheats and merrick always gets way too mad about it). oh and neptune cant play would you rather bc he somehow always is the loser

-logan isnt allowed to play poker or go fish bc he cheats. he also cant play truth or dare bc he always picks truth and never dare

-hesh isn't allowed to play chess because he flips the board. also cant play 'sorry' bc he doesnt like killing off the other players

-kick isnt allowed to play any board game bc he somehow always finds a way to cheat

-elias isnt allowed to play would you rather bc he takes too long to decide

-ajax isnt allowed to play jenga, 'sorry' truth or dare bc hes either cheating or leaving halfway

-merrick also cant play twister bc he cant even do a crab for more than a second. neither can elias but he doesnt want to play anyway

-they have two groupchats - a professional, strictly bussiness one and a free time, silly one. sometimes they'll be talking about a target they have to kill in one groupchat and a minute later theyll be sending memes in the other one. they have the professional chat instead of meeting bc nobody likes those. sometimes someone (usually logan, hesh or kick) will be texting in the casual gc while theyre supposed to be talking abt important stuff in the bussiness gc and merrick or elias will go 'pay attention to the meeting boys' even tho there is no meeting

thats it for now lmk if you want more :]]]

#cod #cod ghosts #ghosts #call of duty #call of duty ghosts #cod headcanons #cod ghosts headcanons #keegan russ #thomas merrick #elias walker #logan walker #david hesh walker #neptune #kick #ajax cod #god i love making headcanons #also thx to anyone who confirmed/helped me with the info in my last post #i appreciate it 🙏 #also mentioned simon riley #simon ghost riley

[headkiss]

hii anna!! how have you been??

I have an idea that i think needs to be elaborated on.

eddie(or steve for that matter) and ballerina!reader where reader goes up on pointe to kiss eddie/steve.

hi!!! i’m good and i love this idea so here u go <3 i went with eddie for this one bc the contrast of him and a ballerina gf is too good | 0.6k words of fluff

Nobody would have expected you and Eddie to get together.

It was one of those opposite attract type things. His metalhead edge and your gracefulness only possessed by a dancer. His leather and ripped denim clad body next to your ballerina pink tights and wrap skirts.

Despite the contrast, the two of you fit together like he was custom made for you, and you him.

It started with an intrigue. Eddie had seen you dance and he couldn’t get you out of his head since. The way you moved across a stage was captivating, and he knew. He knew he would find his way to you. An invisible string, a magnetic pull.

When he finally mustered up the courage to talk to you, to compliment your performance and tell you how pretty you looked up there, how pretty you looked still, it simply felt right.

A click, a key unlocking a door, never to be closed again.

The rest was history, really. You became friends before anything, a mutual pining always there, waiting. Then, he asked you out and you’ve been his ever since.

Things feel completely natural with him. Such as now, as he drives you to the studio where you booked some time for some practice alone. His hand in your lap, holding onto yours or your thigh. His singing voice filling the car, his smile urging you to sing, too.

When he parks outside the studio, he picks your hand up and gives your knuckles a kiss.

“Have fun, beautiful.”

He always calls you things like that. Beautiful, pretty, gorgeous. It never fails to bring butterflies to your stomach.

“Thanks for driving me, Eds.”

He didn’t have to. You could have easily driven yourself, but he insisted. To spend more time with you, he’d said. Though the drive was short, you were happy with the extra time, too.

“‘Course. I’ll walk you in.”

He always did when he drove you. Proving himself as the best boyfriend you could possibly ask for all over again. Your fellow dancers were always talking about him, how he treated you. Even they could tell he had a heart of gold, it’s so bright.

Eddie grabs your duffel bag for you, carries it all the way to the room you’d booked. He stays with you as you put on your pointe shoes, watching you wrap the straps around your ankles carefully.

When you’re done, you stand and wrap your arms around his neck. His hold is familiar around your waist, his hair a welcomed tickle against your cheek as he leans down to press a kiss just below your ear.

“‘Kay, I won’t distract you. Be back in an hour, baby.” He says, his hands trailing down your arms.

You’ve always appreciated how understanding he is. How he makes time to see you between dance and his band and everything else that keeps you busy. How he’ll drive you just for some stolen minutes.

“Bye. Love you,” you say as he leaves.

“Love you right back.”

The time passes quickly, your focus blending the minutes together. You’re not sure how long it’s been but it certainly wasn’t an hour when Eddie shows up again.

He couldn’t help it, he hadn’t even left the parking lot. He sat in the back of his van working on a song while he waited for you, pen ink is smudged on his hand to prove it. However, he really wanted to see you dance. He loved it.

So, here he is. Twenty minutes early.

“Eds, hi,” you say from your place at the ballet bar, looking at him through one of the mirrors that spans the front wall. “Hasn’t been an hour, has it?”

“No, sorry, baby,” he comes to stand facing you at the bar, copying your pliés the best he could. It draws a giggle from you and he loves the sound.

“That’s okay. Missed you anyways.”

You go up on pointe, and you’re close enough to Eddie that you can’t help yourself. You lean in and give him a kiss, soft and sweet and just what he needs.

“Mmm, missed you too,” he kisses you again. “Show me what you’ve been working on?”

You nod and he steals another quick peck before getting out of your way, ready to watch you with hearts in his eyes.

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[meetmyothersouls]

I'd like to request a fic of timothee playing piano late at night accidentally waking up his gf. They end up having piano sex (think Pretty Woman lol). It can even be at a swanky hotel like the movie if you want lol. Or just in their apartment. Your choice. Thank you!

I changed it..kind of! Hope you like it still!! <3

Sex and Piano Keys

Warnings: smutty smut, didn’t proof read bc I am lazy

You startled awake, taking in the unfamiliar surroundings and the empty bed you were sleeping in. You slid your hands across the mattress, feeling the spot where Timothee should have been sleeping. It was still warm, so he hadn't been gone long...but where did he go? You placed your fingers on your lips, remembering last nights events. You recalled certain key events: the snow storm leaving you and Timothee stranded at an airport in North Dakota...of all places. Somehow, Timothee was able to call in a favor from a friend and managed to get a room in a very nice and very secluded hotel. Then you remembered the sex. The intensely passionate sex that happened multiple times that night and into the morning. You shared each others bodies and gave each other everything the two of you had, and then some.

Sliding off of the floral sheets, you realized it was still dark outside, and the snow was still falling in thick, fluffy chunks from the sky. You looked at the time, 3:45am. Where was Timothee?

Faintly, you could hear Mozart's "Requiem" playing, and found it odd that the hotel would have a piano player or music in general this early in the morning. Wearing only your silk slip, you made your way out of your room and down the winding staircase of the seemingly vacant hotel, though you knew it wasn't empty; just filled with sleeping guests. You followed the sound of the sweet melody coming from the keys of a piano and found exactly who you were hoping to find, in a white unbuttoned dress shirt. It hung open exposing his creamy skin, devoid of imperfections. He wore nothing but his boxers on his lower half, you couldn't help but stare. He paused when he noticed you, smiled, then motioned for you to come sit on his lap.

"Want me to teach you?" Timothee asked once you took your place on his lap.

"Sure," you said through a yawn.

Timothee chuckled and kissed your neck, placing your hands on the keys, he lightly pressed your fingers into the keys he wanted to you to play. His touch was so tender he it felt like he was barely there as he his hands covered of yours.

"There," he said, "now play those 5 keys in that order." He removed his hands from yours and moved your hair over to one side of your shoulder. You faltered on the keys as you felt his lips press into his neck, but you kept going, determined to continue the song he'd taught you.

"That's beautiful baby, keep going." his breath was warm against your neck, and you could faintly smell wine on his breath. Timothee's hands ran easily down the silk of your slip. He let out a small "mmm" when his hands traveled over your breasts and peaked nipples. His hands explored further, until his fingers hooked under the lace hem of your slip, hiking it up to your hips.

"Timothee...Tim, what if someone sees?" It was hard to continue playing, especially when you remembered you didn't put your panties back on before venturing out of your hotel room.

"It's 4am, and everyone is sleeping, and by everyone, I mean the 4 guests that are here. No one will see. Keep going, you're playing so beautifully."

Your fingers went back to stroking the keys, just as Timothee went to spreading your keeps apart, and sliding a finger along your slit. You let out a shaky breath, as his finger dipped in a little further, collecting your slick and taking it to your clit, rubbing it delicately. Suddenly, you forgot what keys to play and in what order they were supposed to be in. Timothee licked a line up your neck until he reached your ear lobe, which he took between his teeth, pulling lightly. His fingers, still expertly working your clit, you gave up on the piano, laying a palm flat on the keys and spreading your legs wider for him.

You had each other four times the night before, but suddenly it didn't seem like enough. You felt him hard against your back and it only made you want him more.

"I think," he said, pulling his hand from your core and hooking his hands underneath your arms. "I think I'm going to fuck you on this piano."

"Tim. No!"

"Why not?" He pouted but placed you on the piano anyway. "I'll make you feel really good. See?" He spread your legs again and licked a long, slow stripe from your hole to your clit, circling it with the tip of his tongue before pulling away again. It sent chills down your body, and you had to bite your lip from moaning out loud.

"Let me make you feel good, right here. I don't think I can make it to the room...I need you now." He was already pulling himself out of his boxers. You sucked your teeth at the size of him and nodded your head.

He grinned eagerly, "how many times do you wanna cum before I fuck you?"

He didn't give you a chance to answer before his mouth attached to your pussy, licking, sucking, eating you like he was starved. You were already close as he sucked your clit into his mouth and when he released it, it only took three more flicks of his tongue for you to shatter on top of the piano. You laid back, and your rode out your orgasm on his face, your hands in his hair holding his head against you.

"I hope you don't mind; I can't wait any longer," Timothee said as he shoved his cock into you.

Shockingly, sex on a piano was easier than you thought. Timothee kneeled on the stool you had both been sitting on, which turned out to be the perfect angle for him to fuck you. You felt every inch of him hit every spot that made your toes curl, and your eyes roll back into your head. Timothees fingers dug into your thighs, you silently hoped they'd leave bruises for you to look back on.

"Could fuck you all day, my love. God damn, you are so perfect."

He pulled almost all the way out and before shoving himself back in and you swore you could see stars as he pounded into you. Occasionally, he'd hit a key on the piano, playing the soundtrack of your sex with him; the thought of it made you smile. You sat up, propping yourself up on your elbows, you wanted to look at him as he cam inside of you.

"I'm close. I'm gonna cum." Timothee whimpered.

He reached a hand over your right leg and began toying with your clit again you arched your back a little, giving him a better look at your breasts. You let your head hang back as your body completely let loose and you cam for him while he cam for you.

He remained inside of you as you both caught your breath. The black, night sky had begun turning into a deep, blue color that illuminated the lobby and gave it a relaxing hue that made your eyes heavy again.

"Let's get cleaned up and go to bed," you yawned again, "I'm so tired."

"We did spend half the night...and morning fucking," Timothee chuckled as he slid out of you and pulled his boxers back up. You laughed with him, sliding your slip back down to your knees. "I hope it never stops," he added.

"What's that?"

"The constant need for you. I hope it never stops."

It had been three years since you and Timothee started dating, and the sex had been desperate, longing, and passionate from the beginning. You didn't see it changing any time soon.

Tags: @imnotoverlyobsessive @dayafied @soulofendlessbook @fashphotolife @chicchanelcigs @scentedkittenperfection @weasleytwinscumslut @mxciscastleintheair @timotheeisthelomll @marvelmaniac2000 @lovelyrocker @divine-1 @louievr @love-poems-only @starberry-cake @inlovewithphantasy

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #writing #timothee chalamet x reader #timothee chalamet x you #timothee blurb #timothee chalamet imagine #timmy chalamet #smut

[multifandomwhore-003]

Sunshine, nice to meet you²

Pairing: bisexual! JJ Maybank x bisexual! female! reader because I'm bi and I said so

Summary: You stole JJ's snack for the night, and he's not happy about it

Genre(s): Smut

Warnings: mentions of weed and alcohol, implied smut (fxf), explicit sex, switch! reader, switch! JJ Maybank, fingering.

A/N: Thank you sm @severa-kane for the help, everyone thank her bc this wouldn't exist without her, love you babes.

Taglist: @pankowfruitsnacks @youdontlikethatdoyoucupcake @fdl305 @rafecameronswhore @prettiestgirlontheblock @barbiekatz @gabiatthedisco @l-o-v-r-s @kaitieskidmore1 @slutsinthestoneage @llpovi @slutsinthestoneage join the taglist here

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Part one on the masterlist!

𓆉︎𝙹𝙹 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚁𝚞𝚍𝚢 𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𓆉︎

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The glitch of surprise that suddenly your face presented was new, you were used to saying reckless shit all the time without a second thought or a glimpse of regret, however, you were now both in unknown territory. Perhaps a few sexual innuendos were shared between the two of you a couple of times, but you were always companioned by the other pogues, never in such intimacy or silence despite the music blasting from outside. Your eyes locked with one another; you took a sharp breath and closed your sight which served as a confirmation of a moment of vulnerability, you almost choked on your second hit when you heard the door lock and before you had a chance to protest, he snatched the weed off your fingers.

"What if I do?" Through all the snarkiness and confidence that was now transpiring through his body, his voice managed to betray him with a hint of hesitancy before inhaling the burnt plant.

You gulped, —Better death than a fucking coward— your dad used to say that fucking little phrase all the goddamn time, so much so that he ended up in a wheelchair, but a hero nonetheless, and just like him, those simple words felt right this second like the death of you, "Sure you wanna play the teasing game, Barbie? You won't keep up," you whispered almost campily.

"Words aren't the only thing that I'm good at 'Sunshine'," he grabbed your jaw gently before joining your lips and exhaling in your mouth the dense smoke.

A nerve you had never in your life felt snapped from the bottom of your lip all the way down to your belly while you inhaled rather shyly, an action that could cost you the certitude of your stern glance.

What was it about JJ Maybank that just now, he was the cause of your entire body betraying your very being? Every second of every minute, of every hour, of every day that you’ve spent completely uninterested in him, was now as useless as the effort you were putting into building up the tension. But if you had to, if you really had to, if you were gonna fuck JJ Maybank at the chateau’s bathroom, the least it could be was as fucking earth-shattering as your brain had presented it to you for a while, a really funny contrast to what hanging out with him in a more normal scenario felt like.

If you had to put it in words, JJ Maybank felt like being trapped in a black room filled with neon lights and your favorite songs of all times blasting in your ears, like your favorite breakfast being served to perfection with the strongest and sweetest cup of coffee on the side, like a stormy beach with the most beautiful sunset, like a warm shower at 3 am in the middle of a party; chaotic, comfortable, mesmerizing; you were used to finding comfort in chaos, comfort in who you were, comfort in this specific word that couldn't describe you better.

Perhaps what made this situation appealing was finally seeing the two of you in a different light, desperate, needy, yet still proud enough to contain your impulses, even when you separated, you held back, not out of fear, but out of pure, raw enjoyment that obviously helped to pent up as much anticipation as you could.

"That wasn't too bad now, was it?" you tucked his hair behind his ear, "You still managed to taste what she left on me,"

"Where else is she?" he almost groaned.

"Why don't you figure it out, baby?"

"You would like that wouldn't you?"

"Me?" you asked innocently, "Projecting isn't a good look on you JJ, we both know you've wanted this since before Kiara and I broke up,"

"You've been taunting me for months, you've also wanted this,"

"Maybe, the difference is I haven't done a shit job at hiding it, because I wasn't even trying," you confessed, "Truth is I've been dreaming about it, constantly, I'm surprised you've never noticed considering how loud I sound in my mind," you guessed by his dilated pupils that you've won control, "So, speak now, or forever hold your pea-"

He cut off the distance so brutally you had no choice but to moan in response, out pleasurable pain, the same sensation you were quick to reciprocate by tugging on his hair rather harshly, so much so that he really groaned this time, he proceeded with this mellifluous reaction down your throat without forgetting to ever so slightly press his fingertips on the naked mushy muscles he could reach. You practically ripped his already damaged shirt off, feeling plastic flying out of your almost ancient button-up.

By the time he reached the knot on your bikini he got patient, still wanting to make a full show out of the whole situation, delicately separating the cloth from your breasts and dropping it possibly in the shower. He bent down just enough to have you at the top of his vision. His ragged skin brushed everything in between where he began and his goal. Out of nothing but pure spite, he got knuckle-deep in you without a warning or even so much as a look.

“Fuck,” you murmured holding on to the edge of the stone.

Satisfied with your response he did it again, capturing your lips on his, as you moaned on to him, he started to fuck you with his fingers whilst slightly crooking them to tease your spot. His other hand sneaked behind your neck pulling you closer, he wanted more of you, he wanted all of you, something in his mind could only beg for more, he wanted everything, having power over you, allowing himself to feel powerless, anything he could get to fulfill his pleasure right now and for as long as he could hold on to you desiring him as well.

You gathered all strength you could to start undoing his pants like you had all the time in the world.

“Wasting no time I see, good girl,” he nodded in approval, he only paused for a split second to taunt you more.

You paused at his underwear, just sightly bothering the edge but two could play that game, as if faking lack of skill, he clumsily let his tips dance around your tied bikini pieces, he eventually undid them but not before you lowly whined out of desperation.

“Jesus Christ, ‘Sunshine’, all of this for me? No wonder your mom’s an artist, you’re her ultimate masterpiece,”

You didn't answer, instead hazily wondered why it took you so long to not be such a prideful asshole and get properly fucked by JJ Maybank.

#jj maybank #jj maybank smut #jj maybank obx #jj maybank x pogue!reader #jj maybank x y/n #jj maybank x reader

[redgoldblue]

Fic Writing Review 2023 🌈

tagged by @itwoodbeprefect - i have also been thinking about this so thank you for taking the initiative!

tagging @faorism @gallantrejoinder if you'd care to do this in any form (including as writing/art review)!

Words and Fics (on ao3) 📚

words posted: 52,220, apparently. Which is actually... basically last year's but minus 10k because I didn't do H50 Big Bang this year, because med school. most things in my life now can be stated as 'because med school'. (actually I just realised I didn't do it last year either, but that was because I was already finishing a 10k H50 fic. so my point stands)

fics posted: either 6 or 29, depending on whether one counts the advent calendar as one fic or 24. plus 3 posted only on Tumblr.

first fic: love don't treat you like that (babe, I'm letting you know) (H50). on the NINTH of january, apparently. i've already lost my first-fic-of-the-year contest to last year, unless i unexpectedly finish something today.

last fic: Advent Calendar 2023 / ...Zaph Kilkane, the pre-eminent climate scientist of the 22nd century...

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Ships and Fandoms ⚓

would you believe I literally did not repeat a fandom this year, outside of the advent calendar. and this year's AC had the most fandoms since 2019.

Hawaii Five-0 (McDanno)

NCIS: LA (Sallen)

Starsky & Hutch (S/H)

House MD (Hilson)

MASH (Punnihawk)

and then AC-only ones:

Star Trek (Spirk)

The Man From UNCLE (Napollya)

911 (Buddie)

Due South (i don't know ship names. are there ship names? Fraser/RayK)

Good Omens (Azcrow)

Leverage (thiefsome)

Almost Paradise (Ernesto/Alex. alesto. i'm coining it)

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Top 5 Fics by Kudos 🏆

I mean, I have 6 posted fics that can be kudosed separately.

love don't treat you like that (babe, I'm letting you know) (H50)

When You're Loving Me (That's When I'm Loving You) (NCIS: LA)

Advent Calendar 2023 (see above. nine fandoms)

my powers of expression and thoughts so sublime / could never do you justice in reason or rhyme (House MD)

Finding A Cure In You (S&H)

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Top 5 Favorite Fics 💖

okay, I'm going to count distinct chapters of the advent calendar for this. in no particular order and subject to mood change:

When You're Loving Me (That's When I'm Loving You) (NCIS: LA) - I cited this as a contender for my favourite fic I've written a couple months ago, so obviously it has to go in the year's. what can i say, fake dating is an immaculate trope, and this also all came onto the page very easily which is always vaguely miraculous.

there you go pulling me right back in (H50) - sometimes vague prompts i've had down for ages write up as something that's. fine, but a bit clunky, and I just have to move on bc it's the advent calendar and a new fic each day. sometimes I start writing them and they spring into life with joyous delight. or in this case, uninhibited grumpiness and love.

singing yesterday's songs wishing i could be with you tonight (MASH) - the one that didn't make it into the top 5 kudosed, I assume partially due to being locked and partially due to being a serious tone, not terribly shippy, and Peg POV. But I've had some version or other of it for a long time, it's one of those stories I'm genuinely proud of, and I was glad to finally post it.

Totally Normal (Due South) - it's fun. it was fun. I was slightly nervous about it, because the only prior Due South thing I'd written was Dief POV and this was Fraser and RayK POV and the first time writing either of those, but it turns out watching + liveblogging four and two seasons, respectively, of a character in four months is. enough to cement their voices in my head. it was unexpectedly easy and also. fun.

Festive Spice (MUNCLE) - i just think it epitomises the advent calendar. in the words of coolbreezemage, 'yesssss bake cakes and kiss your partner'.

HMs:

Finding A Cure In You (S&H) - this doesn't make it to the above list due to the fact that I haven't actually managed to reread it since I posted it. but just for the amount of time I spent with it, how different it is to my usual M.O. of writing, and the weird way I wrote it (entirely in the notes app, with almost zero rereading while writing), I have to somehow mention it.

A Thousand Words / To Be Spared (Good Omens) - I don't know if they're favourite but I do think they're good. and the format of to be spared was pleasingly experimental and i think it worked.

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Fandom Fic Events 🤝

also the Starsky & Hutch SHarecon zine! which the zine still holds copyright on, but will be posted in April.

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Projects for 2024 👀

mmm gonna sort this differently and also ramble

Ones that will definitely be finished in 2024 and if they aren't you have free rein to come to my house and tie me to a chair come November: MUNCLE wip, The Unwitting Truth Affair/The Honesty Affair, I haven't actually decided which title yet;

Starsky & Hutch, the still-unnamed Huggy & Pete wip.

Ones I have both hope and some amount of faith will be finished in 2024 and if they aren't you have free rein to come into my inbox and harass me about them: Hawaii Five-0 wip, Much Ado About Something (*salutes squares*);

other Hawaii Five-0 wip, state of disrepair. yes, I'm manifesting state of disrepair 2024. probably november/december 2024, but i'm manifesting it anyway;

Leverage wip, all that I want is a kind heart to haunt

Ones I would like to be finished in 2024, and if my brain decides it likes them might be, but all you have free rein for is to politely ask me about them once per business month: Hawaii Five-0 cath/steve/danny pwp, Wait A Minute Let Me Take You There;

horny S&H wip, Previews Of Your Body Driving Me Insane;

S&H Vanessa coda, so cordial / so rotten (don't ask me);

Good Omens wip, love won't you be as you've always been

Ones I don't expect to finish in 2024 but would like to get some words down in: angsty S&H wip, Relentless As The Rain;

ridiculous undercover H50 wip, Four Seasons of Love;

other ridiculous H50 wip, The Irritating, Annoying, Infuriating, (Effective) Seduction Techniques of One Steven J. McGarrett;

SPN ..wip? depending on the time limit on 'progress'?, Smells Like Turpentine.

vague thoughts: i'd like to write a full-length (for whatever value of that. the AC ones actually were full-length, especially the second one, but what I really mean is AC-independent) due south fic. they're very weird and i enjoyed writing them, and I'd also like to write something with RayV in it. maybe if I successfully inspired @itwoodbeprefect to write new ds, when she does that it will inspire me to write something, and we can set up a ping-pong game. no, wait, that's mixing fandoms.

I expect more MUNCLE fic. this one's already 3.5k and rocketing along, and i'm only two-thirds of the way through season 1. what form that will take i don't know at this stage but we'll see.

....i was discussing the vague concept of house/h50 crossover fic with squares literally yesterday and on the one hand I haven't written a crossover since 2014 and also don't want that to be my legacy, but on the other hand i think there is at least a 50% chance it's going to stick in the back of my brain and keep niggling.

#someone: plays ping-pong. me: nice starsky & hutch reference #mine #my writing #tag games #Hawaii Five 0 #The Man From UNCLE #MASH #Starsky & Hutch #NCIS: LA #i will not tag literally every fandom mentioned here bc that would just be a) mean and b) tiring

[angelhummel]

okay so in honor of pride month, i have something i wanna get off my chest for real. sorry if this is super long

I have a tendency to go outside of tumblr spaces when looking at glee content — something i frequently regret. but in my time in those spaces, i often the most delusional take ever. it is basically, “kurt was always kinda pushy towards finn. so did he actually DESERVE to be called a slur??? 🤔🤔🤔 let’s discuss.” this shit boils my blood to no end and while it’s obvious why, i feel the incessant need to defend my boy kurt at all costs.

for one, he wasn’t any more pushy than any other character in the show. i mean for god’s sake, rachel quite literally THREW herself at finn as early as the first episode and i guess that’s fine??? what kurt did was virtually no different bc all the characters do weird, out of pocket shit throughout the show. it really only bothered finn bc kurt is a boy and finn is OVERLY bothered by the prospect of a boy having a crush on him. (more specifically that its kurt — he just simply dislikes kurt being attracted potentially straight guys. thats why he took so much issue to kurt singing with sam. it’s always been about his personal issues with kurt)

moving on to the actual scene in question, so much of what flop accused kurt of was grossly unfair to him. like he says something along the lines of “im scared to even take a shower when youre around,” implying that kurt is some ‘predatory gay’. which is ironic, bc we learn from kurt himself that he never showered after gym JUST to avoid be labelled as something like that. at no point did kurt’s advances move towards remotely ANYTHING sexual in nature, finn just instead assumed that of him

finally, i do believe that flop WANTED to call kurt a slur. he knew that kurt wouldnt call him out for it and you can tell from his tone that that had been building up inside of him for awhile. he wanted something that would push kurt away/scare him. he just went for the cruelest method possible in the moment.

so all this was to basically say that flop hudson sucks and that kurt did not deserve any of the shit that he endured. he was pretty much taught by his peers that it is inappropriate and unacceptable for him to have the same wants and desires that literally any teenager would have simply bc he was gay.

thank you for tuning into my rant. this has been stewing for awhile lmao

lmao yesterday i saw a gifset where cory as finn was doing some good fun acting and i stared at him for like a minute going "if i focus on the cory of it all, can i trick myself into liking finn even a little bit?"

the answer was already no, but if it hadn't been, this ask wouldve set me straight. thank you <3

i've definitely talked about that before tho bc omg. finn has the nerve to call anyone else pushy. i know its not like it'd happened in the show already but. this is the boy setting up a whole kissing booth to manipulate quinn into kissing him aksljfsdlk. or the way he got drunk at the wedding reception in s4 and was hounding rachel. that literally gives me the heebie jeebies lmao sorry to be dramatic about it but i hate it

and god yeah it just breaks my heart bc we know that kurt is always walking on eggshells around these people anyway. and literally 2x04 has become one of my least favorite episodes bc of how hard it is to watch as a kurt stan lmao. sorry it has like two iconic songs but finchel are so fucking manipulative and awful and i've had several rants about this episode before aljsfdlks but basically boils down to them literally making kurt feel like he's committing a crime by asking sam to sing a duet with him and isolating him to an unhealthy degree

and then wanna act all :O four eps later when kurt is like "im getting tf out of here to go to school with people who are nice to me" aslkfdslfjsd

anyway literally just search "2x04 anti finn" on my blog and you will find more posts than you would ever care to read lmao

#glee #lol glee #anti finn hudson #asks #my thoughts #cryscendo #flop hudson

[candy-pants]

Oh no I’m so sorry!! I hesitated to say anything cuz I wasn’t sure if you were just taking your time lol. Sorry we’re down to the last day but let’s pack in a lot of questions in that case!! First off, Ashley is kinda slaying in that vid ngl. And I love learning more about latam Disney channel, thanks for sharing!! What show were they on?? And you have a point about Sabrina lol. Switching gears, ofc ik you love descendants and mal and Ben in particular, who are your favs outside of the core four and why? What are your fav ships besides bal and why? And what are your biggest hopes for rise of red? I hope you have a great holiday and enjoy your gift tomorrow!! Sorry again for the miscommunication!! -gcwca secret Santa

don't worry! i was thinking you were busy or something so i didn't say anything either sdjhdhdsj i know tumblr tends to be the worst functioning website on the planet but we're all still here so i guess that says something about us

okay this is gonna be a long one buckle up

1 - they were in a show called que talento! (yes with an exclamation point) and they were basically playing themselves if they went to high school and were still amateurs lol i really liked the theme song but only the show version bc the studio version sounds awful sorry bruno i know you produced it but it sucks

2 - out of the core four (and ben) i have to say uma is a huge fav for me, probably my 3rd favorite character of the franchise. when i heard china anne mcclain was back on disney channel to play her i was sooooo excited and i can't imagine anyone better for the role. i love that she has such a strong sense of justice and community even if her ways aren't necessarily the best. obviously i love that the franchise makes sure to let us know she and mal are two sides of the same coin and if they weren't both so proud and stubborn they'd be friends, but i like that uma isn't just a carbon copy of mal like they're very much two different characters. uma is driven by collectiveness and she cares so hard about everybody it's almost aggressive and she's such a great example of leadership on the isle (as acknowledged by both ben in d2 and mal in d3 (and as a side note i'm obsessed with mal, ben and uma's dynamic and i could ramble on about it for the next 10 years but that's not the point)) and if i don't stop now this is gonna turn into a mal vs uma analysis

3 - i really really love the idea that mal and uma are exes. like to me that's just canon and no one is gonna tell me otherwise bc it doesn't contradict anything! "and how would you know, mal? you've never had [a boyfriend]" so in my head she could have dated uma idc it was probably quick and messy bc they would have this toxic power struggle which ultimately ends in mal not letting her join the gang. i think they would absolutely kill each other as a couple now bc of how similar they are but as exes? hell yeah that's a vibe

as for present day relationships i'm a fan of harry and uma getting together at some point in the future bc lbr those two are in a weird situationship lmao i also love jay and gil!!! very unexpected but jay realizing how jaded he's become after seeing the beauty of gil experiencing things with such wonder and then deciding to do a gap year so they can travel the world together is something that can actually be so personal

ALSO i'm not usually one for crackships but harry x evie had me like 👀 in d3 bc sorry wtf is this

for the record i don't think they should realistically get together, i don't think they'd work out, but the chemistry is there and for some reason kenny chose to highlight it so idk

4 - oooo so rise of red. here's the thing. i'm fully expecting this movie to be bad sdjdshjdjhsjdh i'm mostly worried about these seemingly amateur writers they got. like. even if descendants is its own little fanfiction thing let's at least try to make things coherent inside its own universe. the fact that they all went to school together defeats the purpose of beast UNITING THE KINGDOMS but well anyway let's see what they're gonna do

i like jennifer phang as a director though! she did two eps of cloak and dagger (one of which is 2x01, one of my personal favs) and the pilot of secrets of sulphur springs, so i know she's competent. and mark hofeling is coming back which is GREAT bc changing the production designer would be a terrible move for a spin-off partly set in present day. i just wish kara saun would come back to do the costumes but oh well

i'm so excited to see your gift!!!!! i hope you have a great holiday as well!!!!!!

#ask #gcwca secret santa #this was such a fun ask!! #too bad tumblr fucked us up

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

hhhhhello hey hi !!!! I'm the podficcer that asked permission to podfic your ghost series and -- I had a strange question for the sangcheng one!!???? I keep thinking about nhs alive in 1920s NY speaking in some 1920s slang and I can't help but uhhhh picture him talking in a 1920s NY accent but is he FROM ny?!!!! 😂 a NY accent keeps popping up every time I read his lines out loud, and I'm not sure if that's weird, so I wanted to ask for some feedback!!!!

for jiangzaix3 I am finished recording the first two chapters and 2/3rds finished with the last chapter. I just have to edit in music! the accompanying Playlist is amazing! I also wanted to ask if you had any other additional songs or Playlist for the other three fics or if I should just pull from the one? I have an idea for which songs go with which stories -- jiangzai x3 has at least 3 songs lol bc there are too many good ones!

thanks again for granting permission! i am attempting to get these done, for spooky season is upon us, but I will try my best!

Hello, my dear! 💜💜💜 I'm so excited to hear your podfics--prior to getting into MDZS, the only person I'd ever heard read my own work was me, so between you and the person recording "this humble fox" I'm practically basking in the exciting novelty of it.

Anyway, that's not a strange question at all, it's a very good one! No, despite his tendency to hang out in fashionable areas of New York City when he was alive, Huaisang is not from New York, he's actually from New Hampshire. The Nies emigrated to the USA significantly before any of the other cultivation clans and initially settled down in the White Mountains, where they made quite a lot of money as trappers. They eventually opened up the butcher shop rather further south in the actual populated areas, and Huaisang attended a private school, so I think the most appropriate accent for him would be what's called a Mid-Atlantic. If you're unfamiliar, look up clips from Bringing Up Baby on YouTube--Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn are the shining examples of the early 20th century Mid-Atlantic accent, which was a very mannered, deliberate way of speaking. (The house Mingjue had built for him, the one into which Jiang Cheng eventually moves, is in Georgia, because Huaisang hates to be cold and loves to garden and placing him in Georgia meant the Jiangs could maybe keep an eye on him.)

The Yus, meanwhile, settled right outside Boston, in Newton, and Yu Ziyuan did her level best to instill her children with the value of speaking "properly," so Jiang Cheng speaks with...about half of a modern upper-class Boston accent, which shades into a more classic Southern when he relaxes, since he did grow up in Georgia. (The Southern accent gets noticeably more prominent when he's talking to/arguing with Wei Wuxian, who was born in Kentucky and spent the first seven or so years of his life learning to speak from Cangse Sanren and Wei Changze--Cangse had a thick accent, it was one of the things Yu Ziyuan disliked about her and her son after her.

As for music, the other three fics don't have specific playlists--"Jiangzai x3" was fully written in a sort of mad hallucinatory dash, and the playlist sprang up as part of that--but I do have general WangXian and XiYao playlists, if you'd like to look through those for inspiration, and of course all of the chapter titles for "Gimme Shelter" are themselves song titles. Unfortunately, I have sorely neglected Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang as far as playlists go, and I do need to remedy that. In the meantime, if it helps at all, Huaisang listened to a lot of jazz when he was alive--think Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, any luminary of the Harlem Renaissance who was recording before 1927--and loved to go out dancing. I'm honestly not sure what sort of music Jiang Cheng listens to, or if he habitually listens to much at all.

#calyxcurl #headcanon #writing

[luimagines]

It's ME AGAIN

The link not dying in the forest ask.

So I've got another question going on:

The four Beasts

Vah Ruta : princess Ruto

Vah Rudania: Darunia

Vah Naboris: Naboru

Vah Medoh: Medli

We all know this right?

BUT

Why Medoh?

How do they know a sage in the Wind Era?

I personally think botw plays after the child Era because when zelda blessed Link in that memory, she mentioned the hero of twilight so its kind of logical that botw comes after the child Era, no?

So how are they aware of the sage Medli if she's In a whole different Timeline

... And it kind of doesn't make sense for me if botw shares two timeliness at once bc huh??

How can you be in one Timeline and know what's going on in the other are you a God???

Or do you think nintendo had no idea what to name Revalis Beast 💀

Granted, I wouldn't know a name fitting for a bird beast either.

The other 3 make sense because these are the sages of Oot, the core of all timelines.

Side rant: in Goron city, they have a large stone Darmani ingraved - Darmani is a Goron in Majoras Mask, which comes after oot, the child era

In Zoras domain, they have big glowing walls that mention Princess Ruto

In Rito village they play the song of Dragon roost Island (so there's kind of a connection there)

And Gerudo Village has a mountain named Naboru but that's kinda weak I think

I've got so much going on my head, I'm obsessed with zelda theories I tell you

Well actually there's references to all three timelines in BotW. As you mentioned there's a lot of references to the child timeline in BotW.

You can see the Twili Mirror my Lurelin Village (if memory serves me correct) and there's also Majora's Mask (I don't know if that's DLC or not).

And yet, as mentioned before, the island names are still the same even in BotW. People have been able to pi point where exactly Wind Waker took place and it helps that those point on the map are also some of the highest elevated areas in all my Hyrule.

But! For the downfall timeline, there's actually a lot of references to Link's Awakening as well. But wait! Koholint was an island in a dream. How it can be references in reality?

Well there was Gaponga Swamp and Mabe Village (as fully seen in Age of Calamity, even if it's fully destroyed in BotW) and there's even Koholint Rock. For the names ot be carried on, there would have to have been someone who named them, right? Someone who did so purposefully with the knowledge that the name existed to begin with.

Personally, I think it was the Link of that adventure that renamed a few placces to keep the memory of Koholint alive. But that brings us to your other point.

More timeline in one place? Whaaaatt.

Here me out. This is where The Theory kicks in.

Now, anyone who's played Hyrule Warriors (2013) knows that the game is not only not canon but within the game there was a sorceress outside of the timelines that was supposed to watch over them. That being said, then she got corrupted by power, there were multiple portals that opened which caused Link and Zelda (ad company) to travel through worlds and timelines.

Warrior (the Link from that game) ends up meeting Midna and Ghirahim. Along with Ruto and Daruk. In the DCL he even meets Wind, Tetra, the King of Red Lions, Skullkid, Young Link along with Ravio and Marin.

Here's my personal pitch to why it should be considered canon.

It would then make sense as to why there's so many references to all three timelines in BotW.

Somewhere in trying to fix the problem of all these portals and send everyone to their respective homes, it would have been the merge needed to put everything in the same timeline again. Or at least keep it that way since they would have all ended up in the same era anyway.

This would put Warrior under, Hyrule, Twilight and Wind but before Wild in terms of who came before who in the timelines we have.

He's not canon so it doesn't count. >:( But I think that would be a simple solution to why all three very distinct histories seemed appeared in the same place when they should have very different outcomes.

#pinky replies #those are just my two cents anyway #I think if they made Warrior's game canon is would fix that issue #in my heart of hearts i see it as history #but until then- i wonder if there's going to be another reason that nintendo comes up with #because it's heavily implied that the three timelines no longer exist #but they haven't given any clue to why that might be #I'll have to wait until TotK to see if anything changes

[pardonmystardust]

okay now YOU have to give me your top 3 Bandito Tour Things™️ bc I’m foaming at the mouth over your tags

Top 3 is probably not feasible because gosh there just was not a low point there was not an off beat it was iconic moment after iconic moment for like 3 hours I can't even but I can probably keep rambling lmao.

I haven't found anything to back this up and I feel like I'm crazy but I SWEAR they changed the exterior of B stage after the first leg. Like everything I've seen online since then i've only seen the icicle lights that draped down around the perimeter to form a kind of curtain, but I feel like I remember during my first show it was more of a translucent projector screen and so you had these super close up shots of the boys' faces as they're performing, like projected onto the space in front of them from all four sides like the drunk Mike Wazowski meme 😂

I literally ran out of space in my tags for the first time ever but I was about to talk about that very last moment- and it's not unique to that tour and I love the tradition of it, but then coming back on stage from the Trees platforms, and holding up the |-/ finger symbols, bowing, and then Tyler with the "We're Twenty One Pilots and so are you, we'll see you next time, peace." I LOVE that moment because you just feel so seen

Also the little moments that single out Josh and let you love on him, especially the "Not Done, Josh Dun" moment during morph where he got out and had his surfing solo I love it.

Speaking of funny little Josh moments, I'm now just remembering too how like, Tyler came across the sky bridge to get to B stage during Nico and the Niners and Josh just kinda,,, awkwardly shuffles over around the outside of the pit at the end of the song. I legit don't know why, if it had to do with the production itself or maybe it was just an anxiety thing and they were accommodating him but they always kinda took a second between songs to joke about it.

And yeah the whole B stage moment was really cool, I loved Tyler's silly little dance in the yellow blazer during Bandito.

The way they got people to get funky and dance during My Blood and the cameras always went to the security guards getting down with it 😂

And also like gosh this is a bit more abstract but I really liked the balance they struck in terms of like? Tone? They come out the gate full force and red hot and they're being all badass and in character for jumpsuit/levitate/fairly local but then like--- they have moments where they calm down a little bit and talk to you like real people. They're going to give you everything they have and they're going to bring that intensity, but they also don't sacrifice on authenticity and warmth and just showing they're gratitude to you for being there.

I didn't meet my wife until incidentally just a week or two after my last Bandito tour show, and even tho I got to take her to the takeover tour to see what a show was like, I still so deeply wish I had gotten to share that moment with her.

Trench was absolutely my favorite era so far and the album itself, the story and the iconography all played huge roles in that, but those shows completely cemented it for me.

#thanks for letting me ramble about it i forgot how much i loved and miss that time and im kinda sitting here vibrating thinking about it

[wildhosh]

for the ask game id love to know about svt, enha & p1h!! you can pick and choose too i don't mind lmao 💗💗💗

YAY these were so fun to answer and i ramble so much i’m sorry for all the extra info i just love to talk about myself and my love for these groups <33

for svt:

★ my first bias: joshua!! when i was in middle school i loved him so bad. still do but he’s not high up on my list anymore.

★ my current bias(es): HOSHI !! <3 (=^ェ^=), dokyeom is a notable second place though, i am very much in love with him as well.

★ my album and/or era ranking (or favorite of each): my favorite albums are definitely the more recent ones which surprises me since i’m usually more attached to the earlier works of any artists. face the sun and attacca are definitely my favorites. i love those albums so bad. THAT BEING SAID… i think my favorite era is either pretty u or thanks era. both have such sentimental value for me and got me through incredibly hard times so i’m forever indebted to them. additional info: my absolute fav svt songs are shadow, to you, rock with you, heaven’s cloud, lie again, and ash!!

★ how i got into them: i got into them during mansae era but it was so long ago i don’t even remember specifics. it was definitely a youtube discovery, i probably just found their stuff in a recommended section LOL. it’s been off and on since then though!

★ which member would be my best friend: i would pick hoshi or dokyeom but i tend to see them more romantically as well as platonically but if we’re talking entirely platonic best friendship, i think dino would be my best friend!! although i would catch feelings for him for sure

★ something i associate with them (or with a bias/any member): early mornings when it’s dark outside and i can barely get out of bed because the air is so cold (reminds me of when i woke up at 4am to watch the thanks mv the moment it came out), tigers (i have a small tiger collection forming in my room and wardrobe because of my hoshi <3), and my 9th grade drawing class (i used to open up a separate tab on my laptop and listen to mvs while i worked, most notably lilili yabbay and the other unit songs from teen age)

for enha:

★ my first bias: jay!! i’ve always loved him. there was something about him at the beginning that just stuck with me!

★ my current bias(es): honestly, i’m still figuring it out. i love jay so much i really really do but i also find myself really drawn to jungwon, i think i hold back because i’m older than him so it feels a bit weird (idk if it’s actually weird but i just sometimes feel like i should be really careful with boundaries). and i also love heeseung!! i’m incredibly attracted to him. but yes for now, my bias is still jay. coming back to this question from the other questions because Yes my bias is jay i cannot stop thinking about him

★ my album and/or era ranking: i’m honestly being really slow working my way through their discography. there is still a good handful of songs and music videos i haven’t seen yet. however, i loveeee given-taken. that song got me through this fall semester; it seriously never gets old. recently though, i’m obsessed with fever. heeseung’s adlibs? don’t get me started.

★ how i got into them: i had only been back into kpop for a month or two when i got into enhypen. i had pretty much been on a year long break from kpop unintentionally and my life was literally terrible but that’s a story for another time but i got back into kpop through ateez in the summer of 2022. i think that’s how enhypen ended up on my youtube recommended. i literally had not heard any of their music but i had heard of them and that people loved them, so when “so so fun” came up, i watched it! and i fell in love with them. i started watching i-land that night. it was instalove fr.

★ which member would be my best friend: i feel like sunoo is such a classic answer bc i think a lot of ppl friendzone him LOL but i do think we would be really good friends BUT i think niki would be my best friend <3 i just think he’s perfect and our humor and values seem to match up so well

★ something i associate with them: walking to campus for my painting class in the heat and humidity (i used to listen to given-taken on repeat for the 15 min walk hehe), my apartment bedroom (watching i-land on my tv, the pictures of jungwon on my walls, …. self explanatory), books (i think about jungwon and sunoo reading on the bench in so so fun almost every time i read outside)

for piwon:

★ my first bias: theo!! he caught my eye almost instantly. he’s so pretty and kinda tsundere so i was drawn to him

★ my current bias(es): INTAK!! i love him so bad. i want him to be my boyfriend so incredibly bad. he’s just a boy idk something about him feels so authentic. he feels like someone i would meet in class and i love that. the whole group are bias wreckers tbh but i think jiung and theo are the main challengers for the bias position, but i’m so head over heels for intak i don’t think he’ll budge.

★ my album and/or era ranking: i am still new to p1h so i haven’t done a full deep dive into their discography yet, but i am obsesseddd with back down. i’ve watched the dance practice at least 15 times in the past two days because the song and choreo are just so fun. i also love doom du doom and scared eras though!! so far from everything i’ve heard it’s allll no skip i love it

★ how i got into them: i have honestly only been into them for like two weeks now!! my first bit of p1h content was the clip of keeho picking the outfit for that girl on youtube and i thought it was cute and funny LOL so yeah keeho reels and little clips are what got me into them. but i think the thing that really did it for me was the fo squad interviews with them! they are the first piece of content i saw other than the keeho vids and they are so fun. comfort videos for me.

★ which member would be my best friend: LOL i don’t want to friendzone any of them but if i had to pick one to be simply platonic i think it would be keeho or jongseob!! i think i would get along so well with either of them and we could have some funnnnn for sure.

★ something i associate with them: um um um honestly nothing comes to mind yet but i love the harmony forest videos and watch the dodgeball and soccer ones often so i think i would say sports in general remind me of them. and american hip hop like kendrick lamar LOL and cup stacking.

#ask game #anna speaks !! #sarah <3 #svt #enha #p1h

[heybaetae]

forever sad i was the only one that got a presale code between me & my friend and i dont regret being day 3 at all but goddamn day 4 got an extra song with them and coldplay like bitch??? and got to see them last like ;-; how do you feel being apart of that? coldplays love for bts (and esp chris with jin) makes me happy cus coldplay is going to be them years from now but most importantly, genuine friends in the music industry, period. like how does a group outside of korea have more respect than their peers have for them? (at least thats my impression) bc the world of kpop makes them seem like they're voldermort or blantantly disrespects them. cant wait for chris and jin to reunite 🥺

it was really surreal to have experienced my universe live in a stadium and i’ll remember it forever. there had been whisperings that it might happen a couple days prior, but by the time it actually happened i had totally forgotten about the rumors and was taken COMPLETELY by surprise. my soul left my body i swear 😂 i literally have my reaction on video because i was recording the ending of ptd and then the intro to my universe started and I WENT BALLISTIC 💀 it’s embarrassing to watch back and hear myself scream like that, but also hilarious and i’m glad i have the moment captured forever. the energy was so electric, everyone was so happy and it was such a fun finale to those shows.

anyway, i agree coldplay’s genuine love for them has been so beautiful to watch blossom since their collab. i think it takes a special kind of person to be as open minded as chris martin is and even though he had hesitations in the beginning, he understands the importance of human connection and he was willing. he made the effort. that is something i wish more people learned from him and his band. coldplay and bts are groups who know what kind of message they want to put out into the world and that’s why my universe resonates and why they get along so well. if one of the most successful bands of the last two decades can bond with bts and cherish them as people and as friends, idk why it’s so hard for everyone else in the industry to see them as peers instead of a threat or beneath them because they’re korean. it’s so refreshing to see them taken seriously and cared for by musicians as respected as coldplay are. not that i care about western validation, but i do want them to be respected and the fact that a band like coldplay who they’ve looked up to and always dreamed of working with makes it all the more serendipitous and precious. it shows people that bts ARE worthy of the respect people refuse to give them. i’m so grateful that collab happened. it’s definitely a friendship i see lasting for a long time.

#ask

[phantaloon]

our fandoms unfortunately do not overlap anymore but! tell me the BTS for a fic of your choice, i'd love to hear <3

first thanks for the ask neha!

and second, god you have no idea how much i miss reading your writing lmao, like more than once i've considered reading your fics despite me not knowing what's going simply bc of how wonderful you are, but in the end i chicken out bc i really wouldn't understand a thing (i do love reading every short snippet you share, like fuck you're such an amazing writer)

but getting on with it, i have to admit i took so long with answering this bc i had so much trouble choosing first a fic and then a passage, but i think i feel confident about this one

BTS: I’ll write a DVD commentary about my personal favorite passage from no big deal (i love you) from my song fic collection

i'm warning you it got long though, lmao, like i'd totally understand if everyone just ignored this

okay so this was the latest complete fic i've written, it's quite short so i'm just gonna go ahead and comment on all of it lmao

the thing i actually really loved first was the song, i just played it on repeat for an entire day and while i was just trying to do my best when the semester was almost over, and really no big deal by dodie is such a good fucking song

like in dodie's style, it's so genuinely heartbreaking, with her voice the pain and the pretense of there being no pain is so authentic, and the vibes are immaculate

so of course my first thought was, "hey this could be andreil angst"

and i did pretty much going verse by verse, i think there are only one or two lines that i didn't use, but it was actually so easy to write this, in the emotional way, because the vibes and the context in which i wrote the story complimented each other perfectly

so it's a fwb situation, but going by what happens in canon, and taking into account that neil is demisexual, he never was in it for the sex, it was always something far deeper and more emotional than either of them was prepared for. and even though neil is too mindful of andrew's boundaries to realize it, of course andrew wasn't in it for the sex either.

so it's like the song says, and like how i included it, they do this dance of pretending they don't care for each other too deeply, even if their hands and their actions and the softness of their not so no-strings-attached sex, neither of them say or admit anything, at least outside of not so casual praise during the sex

and it's all really just a big crisis inside neil's head, about him trying to convince himself that he neither loves andrew nor cares about the fact that even if they both know that their thing is not emotionless they can't say what they're feeling

it's neil hating how easy and hard even thinking about love and having something with andrew feels, it's him pretending that if he did love andrew, of course he would be able to say it, it's him convincing himself that the looks they exchange and their teasing and how easy life with the other is, it's really not a big deal

except there comes a point when he realizes fuck, i love him, and i think he loves me back, but they're too complicated, and just admiting to each other that they love the other would be way too easy for them, because neither of them knows anything but complicated relationships

and i think my favorite part is near the end, when neil is watching andrew sleep, and he can think of nothing else except how much he loves him, but it's morning and they're both to vulnerable, so instead of even daring to whisper it, not having the guts to say it yet

it's quite a sad moment of neil just screaming those three little words inside his head, kind of just vowing that he'll tell andrew soon, once he wakes up, once he's ready, but he can't say it out loud yet, and it's all kind of interrumpted thoughts and italics and even caps and

and in the end, he doesn't dare to say it just yet, even though he swears it's not a big deal that neither of them can say it, even though he feels the warmth and the courage to say it, he can't bring himself to do it

it hurts not to be able to do it, it hurts that they have something good, and neil wants to say it, but he can't, so he smiles but he doesn't feel like smiling

and it ends again, simply with the words "it's no big deal", because really, it's not, love doesn't have to be this grand thing, revelations of love don't have to be anything special, but neil wanted it to be, in a way

neil wants to say how much he loves andrew but doesn't. out of fear maybe, most likely, and it's sad how it starts and ends with neil trying to convince himself that he doesn't care, when he hasn't cared about anyone else this much in his life

and i'm so fucking sorry i talked so fucking much lmao, i just really really enjoyed writing this short piece even if it was only like a thousand words, i just really loved the soft but painful vibes of both lyrics and music of the song, and how emotional it was to translate it to something neil would feel

like it's short as fuck, it's part of a short collection of song fics, and i don't even know how many people have read it because it's just a chapter from a fic with 25 ish kudos, so ik it's not special in the grand scheme of things, but it felt really special to write, and i think i'll cherish this small thing with my whole heart forever

again, thanks for sending the ask neha ❤️ it was really fun to do this

#ask game #my writing #theghostofashton

[angelhummel]

Controversial opinion time! I see a lot of people saying Kurt didn’t get this solo for sectionals or whatever. But he did get a lot more than others - like a fully developed characterization and relationship. He also got a relationship with a developed parent and family which others didn’t. So his fans are lucky in that respect.

okayyy obviously i dont disagree with you about all that bc its true. i really think kurt was THE most developed character on the show. plus he really seemed to be (one of) the only characters that actually kept growing forward instead of having a dozen redundant backslides like everyone else seemed to

but

it's a singing show i wanna see my baby sing xD

okay so. kurt did get a ton of good solos. aaand i think almost every one of them was amazing. like maybe some aren't my personal faves but i think they're all good (except i'll remember, my worst enemy </3 [and even then its just the context thats stinky])

it wasnt like with rachel or blaine or yes i'm sorry even mercedes who had like a dozen throwaway solos that all sound the same and it's like obviously you sound good but we've heard this a million times before and im boreddd. obviously personal music taste is going to factor in but i think kurt's range of solos were like the least repetitive and boring lmao (out of those listed above. i think other characters had a good variety)

plus like a good chunk of the "solos" listed on kurt's wiki page are like "album version only" bc it was a duet in the show. defying gravity, dcfma, bring him home, and a house is not a home are all listed under his solos (and out of those, i still count ahinah as a solo cause finn had like one dusty line and its easy to ignore) but he only had 13 real true solos throughout the show

he was the only original club member not to get even one last solo in s6 (while rachel had 4, mercedes had 3, and even sam and santana got their own)

also there were plenty of instances of him having a solo line in a group song that was also album only and got cut in the show version :|

Also they weirdly limited his number of duet partners?? like he had a million duets with blaine and rachel, and outside of that, two with mercedes, two with elliott, and two with maggie (that chris had to write in himself) and 5/6 of those were in s5 alone... where were his duets with the rest of the glee club?? where's my kurtana duet, my hevans duet, my kurtina duet, my kartie duet, i could literally go on all day for every club member

ALSO it's like they purposefully wrote in moments for him to sing just to have him not sing. he organizes a whole wedding for his dad and gets the glee club to perform but he doesnt actually get to sing. he organizes a vday party at breadstix but doesnt sing. literally every other major soloist in the club is gone and his big competition moment is like 2 lines. he forms his own goddamn band just to not sing a single word in the first song that they perform. and when his band does perform its 1) in a fantasy sequence and then 2) happens off screen

so idk like i think if you just look at everything he did, it's all pretty good. but once you look deeper and really start to examine it you're like ...wait a minute. like even if he got a lot (especially compared to like quinn or tina) the show still manages to make it feel like he got cheated lmao and i just think they were playing dirty at times

but idk he's my fave so im always gonna want more for him but i am happy with what we do have. and happy he's the best character ever no questions asked uwu

#glee #kurt hummel #long post #my thoughts #asks #anonymous #unpopular opinions