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spoonv · 3 months
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finally got to play the Stardew Valley board game and it took like four hours 😭 it was better once we figured it out but man it is not a game for the weak 💀
also I'm so upset that Harvey's eyes are closed on his villager card bc we still don't have confirmation on what his eye color is 👹
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mollysunder · 8 months
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Is Jericho a Jinx Stan?
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I'll admit it, I cheered when I finally saw this shot. Like, there's Jericho from the back wearing his clothes in a way that looks like Jinx's pants and shirt in one go! It's such a fun way to show that maybe Jinx's more popular in Zaun than we think. That maybe there's people outside of Silco who are looking out for her but don't necessarily align with Silco.
The scene happened so fast it's like the artists wanted you to miss the hint. Seriously, I wondered why this endearing show of support wasn't on random extras or graffiti in Jinx's image. Instead the creators chose to use a character named Jericho to rep her colors.
And then I lost my mind because I remembered there's only one other character in League that has that name.
Jericho
FUCKING
SWAIN!!!!!!!
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The grand general of Noxus himself. Idk what he wants exactly, I'm just gonna enjoy the fact that Jinx effortlessly endears herself to problematic old people.
Update 1: This all makes me remember the initial buzz around Swain's potential involvement in Piltover and Zaun's conflict. There was a lot of speculation that all the crows that began to appear were a sign of his presence. But that was more or less shot down as a reason because Swain employed ravens, while crows were more associated with Fiddlesticks. But now we have two examples of two things that rhyme with Swain but just aren't. There's the 'not ravens' and now, the 'not that Jericho', so instead of a red herring this is turning into a teaser.
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ladyelainehilfur · 1 year
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Weaktober Day 24: Crush
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bobbimorses · 2 years
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In your opinion what's the worst panel for Hawkeye?
your honor this is adverse to my client's interests
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nuthin-up-my-sleeve · 2 years
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I think I’m the only person out there that has fun with scammer calls.  My favorite is the one I just answered a few minutes ago.
Scam Robo: Hello is Glenda there?
Me; Yes
Click (live scammer): Hello Glenda?
Me: sorry not Glenda
Scammer: Can I speak to Glenda?
Me: Nope sorry she’s busy
Scammer: Too busy to talk to me?
Me: well she has a dick in her mouth, but if you take turns she’ll be able to talk.
Click (hung up)
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vamprisms · 24 days
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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batshit-auspol · 2 months
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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.
Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
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violence:
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drinking their own urine:
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or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
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Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
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anartificialsatellite · 3 months
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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
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brightlotusmoon · 3 months
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lesbianwithchainsaws · 4 months
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
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hunny-k · 8 months
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This is the funniest way you could've put it
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fluentisonus · 4 months
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trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed
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mushroom-punk · 1 month
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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE
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happy episode 11!
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yuri-alexseygaybitch · 6 months
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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
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original character in chinese wuxia style by 旋风博文
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