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#but that's not the point
rosego1dd · 5 months
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i could be productive but i'm losing my shit over block game instead
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hello-there-42 · 2 years
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If you watch your otp become canon and you aren’t:
- physically injured after accidentally kicking nearby furniture
- pausing the media for 15 minutes and 37 seconds to process *THAT* moment
- having the people around you question your sanity because they just don’t understand
then are you truly shipping them as hard as you can? Be better for your blorbos and little meow meows
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hecoxthirst · 3 months
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he ian on my cox until i smosh. is that anything?*taps my mic* can anybody hear me? hello?
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prokopetz · 1 year
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Vampire: The Masquerade posts are weird for me because my brain insists on misreading "Gangrel" as "Gargamel" every time I see it, and the resulting mental image is probably not what the poster intended.
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hey-scully-itsme · 1 year
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congrats to the happy couple and a happy 'sherlock holmes is fully in the public domain' day to all who celebrate
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hydr0phius · 4 months
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Loki & Thrawn 🤝 wanting to save everyone from the bigger threat that's going to annihilate them all even if they destroy themselves in the process.
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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year
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As much of a power couple bingqiu is, the funniest is moshangbingqiu, because that is the ULTIMATE power poly. There is not a single thing in the three realms they could not take down, especially as a group. There is not a single pie they don't have their fingers in, no place they cannot reach. There is not a single thing under the blue red or burning skies they don't know about, combined.
It's a tiny group of messed up people. Two terminally online nerds who can't spell romance, a orphaned crybaby with a horny sword, and the world's most emotionally repressed ice cube. And THESE PEOPLE are the realms' most dangerous beings???
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thewormsheep · 5 months
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Real talk, but when it comes to Narnia's beliefs, I am much more put off by his will to exterminate ''magical beasts'' than I am about his whole hatred for humans.
#let's be real#humans are food for demons#it's a whole school anthem#''humans are imaginary and it'd be like singing about eating unicorns''#yeah but if given the chance they'd eat them#like#are you telling me you wouldn't eat a unicorn steak#but that's not the point#the ones who've been positive about iruma being a human already knew iruma for a while#bachiko saw how hard he worked and how he's really the only one qualified to be his disciple#kalego has known iruma since day 1 and KNOWS how hard he works and how much progress he made and how GOOD he's been for the school#balam was already obsessed with humans (and he did say to iruma coming out randomly to someone was a big mistake)#but other demons?#you can't look at me in the eye and tell me that the average demon doesn't see humans as a 'less than' and as food#i don't think narnia is weird for this (about humans specifically)#it's also his job to keep people out of the netherworld if they don't belong thrre#and Iruma might be an exception due to his upbringing and he's really doing better in the netherworld than he would be in the human realm#but it doesn't change the fact that he doesn't /belong/ in the netherworld#so having the literal guard dog of the netherworld wanting him GONE doesn't?? strike me as odd???#also we don't know much about the naberius clan#or how they view the world#we just have kalego and narnia as references#and we now know that kalego had to go through a lot of mental gymnastics when he figured Iruma was human#anyway food for thought#yeah....#caen rambles about narnia (again)#caen rambles
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difeisheng · 2 months
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something some of you don't know is that in the sha hai novel, li cu and liang wan kiss after one of the times they run from danger on the second gutongjing trip, which would feel like a weirdly forced het romance being shoehorned in if it was under literally any other circumstances EXCEPT. it's such a deeply cringefail experience to the point that it works. li cu is too stunned to do anything except lie there uselessly while it happens because he's an 18-year-old who's had zero past relationship prospects. liang wan is clearly on the verge of a nervous breakdown. according to li cu's brain the kiss lasts a full three minutes, and yang hao and su wan are standing right there watching in silence the entire time. once she pushes away from him liang wan yells at the boys to fuck off, tries to walk away, and immediately trips over into one of the haizi. none of this is mentioned or followed up on at any future point in the story. npss just chose a hilariously awkward scenario for a kiss to happen and it's so thoroughly embarrassing for all the characters present that it turns out great, i could not be irritated even if i wanted to
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weewoobrainrot · 2 years
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"the navy needs maverick. the kid needs maverick. that's why i fought for you"
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no but lee hong-jo really is stronger than those marines not to pounce on jang sin-yu when that boy has been looking at her with those puppy eyes for god knows how many full moons
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theowlseye · 11 months
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Fandoms will literally look at a leading female character of color and go "yeah so we've all headcanoned that she's a lesbian and also a trans woman, but we're also gonna say she's mean, even though at most she's stubborn in canon. Mostly she's just not a push over in the original IP. Being mean is gonna be her only real character trait in our eyes. Maybe we'll say 'step on me mommy' in the tags of fanart we occasionally reblog. We're not going to create any fan works exploring her trans or lesbian identities, or try to reconcile why someone with her life experiences may be perceived as angry. We're really not gonna even make fan works about her in general. She might show up in a fic for the main MLM ship of the fandom featuring two white guys. She usually just makes a snarky one liner or two. See, we don't hate women and contribute to the idea that women of color, lesbians, and trans women (especially trans lesbians of color) are aggressive and angry people! We even gave her a one sentence acknowledgement of her romantic involvement with an off screen female character in this one fic!" and think that's normal behavior.
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aki-shun · 11 months
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I couldn't find any title (Eng is not my own language)
Leona x Reader
(There is no care in this post. It's just a weird fluff(?) or similar so if you're reading this I'm not responsible. Whether you read it or not is up to you. I'm not pointing a gun at you and forcing you to read. So again I am not responsible.A strange thought that came to my mind as I was trying to get home on the crowded subway. And I don't regret it.)
Oh and Leona and reader is married. Probably.. I don't know...
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In the garden of the residence, you sit in an area made of cushions in the shade of various plants. He took you in his lap, his left hand gripped your waist, his tail wrapped around your dangling legs. Next to the area where you are sitting, there is a table with sweets and cool drinks (or something that looks like a tray). Desserts are covered with a kind of sauce and cream (This is an important detail). You both fed each other.
Some of the sauce smeared around your mouth. Instead of saying anything, Leona leaned towards you and licked the sauce-stained part. He was startled and you tried to back away, but before you could move he grabbed your chin and stopped you from moving, fixing your head. When he was done, he licked his lips, looking into your eyes.
After you had recovered a bit, you took a piece of the dessert and holding his chin with one hand and fixing him, pressed the dessert to the corners of his mouth. Then you started to lick the sauce you put on. He had a genuinely surprised expression on his face. (Not the pikachu face. The Leona Face;) When you're done, you look at him and lick your lips, but soon your face turns red with embarrassment, but you still look at him, even if it's hard not to spoil the situation. He couldn't stand it any longer and laughed at the slacker and you simply hit him on the head. Then you couldn't stand it and buried your face in the crook of his neck.
Herbivore, you don't just surprise me, you make me fall in love all over again and again~
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Yes it's done. That's all for the subway. Fortunately, the people next to me don't speak English. So I hope so. Do you think I should take a break from other articles and draw a sketch of it, or should I not bother at all?
Or should I write something short like this for another character? I won't bother voting for this, ask if you want. If you don't want it, there's nothing I can do.
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takethatandparty · 6 months
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We need to talk about something really important
✨Jason Orange✨
Look at him
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This man simply doesn't know what it's like to have a bad phase
That's it, thanks for coming to my TED talk
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humanbeanisnotamused · 8 months
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i wasn't done. okay so you know how in that one conversation with zerxus, asmodeus is like. we need all of these bad things so that the good things can thrive. so i took on the job of doing the bad things. and now the other gods look down on me for doing the work that needed to be done 😔😔😔
consider: how much zerxus fucking hates his job. that they told him someone had to do it, and that someone had to be him, and now he's the villain (his son won't write to him and he knows it's his fault) and he doesn't even like this fucking city and now he's one of the only people in the city who actually work and the fancy ass mages who talked him into this are out there partying it up
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performativezippers · 7 months
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please let this be your quarterly reminder that i have not "forgotten" about any of my fics, i will finish all of them eventually, and fic writers do not owe you chapters or timelines or literally anything.
nd saying "have you forgotten 🤪😽😮‍💨" is not funny, not cute, and not cool.
if you can't handle waiting for new chapters, click this button:
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that's it. if you don't click this button and can't handle waiting for updates, this is a you problem; please stop making it a me problem.
thanks byeeeeeeee
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