#but thats not what these two have at ALL how are yall being like ‘omg she said it’ when thats not love???

[norrizzandpia]

okay so you know how oscar sleeps like anywhere, can we have some thing about how they claim they are friends but theres all these photos that lando has (or anyone really) of them two sleeping in the most random places and lando posts them as a joke (sorry if it doesnt make sense!!)

This request is 💋

Sleeping Buddies or Dating? (OP81)

Summary: Oscar and Y/n love to sleep next to each other. They don’t love each other. That’s it.

Warnings: Lando and the other drivers being menaces, language

y/nnn this is payback for making me think you have pics of me and oscar asleep together

Comments:

landonorris I LITERALLY DO???? YOUVE STARTED A WAR

- oscarpiastri lando….

- Mclarensgirly LEAK THEM LANDO

- ln4op81 plz. my bday is in a few days. that would be the best bday present.

- landonorris happy bday then

landonorris ALSO I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD IN THIS IDK WHAT TF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING

- y/nnn you actually don’t stop being delulu

- oscarpiastri YOURE SPURRING HIM ON

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landonorris this is for not shutting up 🫶🏻

Comments:

oscarpiastri THIS MANY????? EXIST??????

- landonorris yes.

- danielricciardo yes.

- logansargeant yes.

- alexalbon yes.

- charlesleclerc yes.

- y/nnn oh!

y/nnn were you silent or silenced?

ln4andop81 YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME. AND THEY ARE STILL NOT TOGETHER??????

- mclarensgirly in my heart they are 😥

F1gossip they have to be dating no way you fall asleep like that in the second pic and are just friends

- f1fan2023 idk man they’ve done some questionable things in the past and stayed friends

- papayafan481 TRUEEEE like that one time Oscar said in an interview he spends nights at y/n’s all the time and they “get up to some fun” BROS GOTTA KNOWN WHAT THAT MEANS

- mclarennnnn ALSO when he won his first podium and ran up to her and KISSED HER CHEEK???? THATS THE BIGGEST MYSTERY OF F1 BC HE WAS SO CLOSE TO HER FUCKING LIPS. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME HE DIDNT KISS THE SIDE OF HER MOUTH AND REALIZED HE WAS ON LIVE TV SO GASLIT EVERYONE INTO THINKING HE KISSED HER CHEEK. HE KISSED HER. HE DID.

- f1fan2023 that moment is fs my roman empire. i think abt the logistics of that moment every day

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logansargeant thought I’d hop on the train ;)

Comments:

y/nnn BRO I DIDNT DO SHIT TO YOU

- logansargeant i am SICK AND TIRED of hiding

- mclarensgirly sorry… HIDING WHAT????

- mclarennnnn HE KISSED HER ON LIVE TV.

oscarpiastri you got the audacity from where?

- logansargeant you.

- f1fan81 BYEEEEEE

- mclarensgirly LIGHT HIM UP AMERICAN BOY

- ln4andop81 WTF IS A KILOMETERRRRR??????

mclaren are we sensing a soft launch?

- oscarpiastri ADMIN.

- y/nnn UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- mclarensgirly WHAT.

- ln4andop81 MY MANIFESTATIONS ARE COMING TRUE OMFG

- f1fan2023 i can die happy now (i am going to live out the rest of my days living for their relationship)

- landonorris oh shit.

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oscarpiastri yes, i did kiss her on live tv and tried to gaslight everyone into thinking i kissed her cheek (it worked on all you bitches don’t lie)

Comments:

F1fan2023 WE WON YALL

mclarennnnn I WAS FUCKING RIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS FUCKING RIGHT HOLY SHIT

- oscarpiastri your comments were concerning me ngl

- y/nnn yea he thought you were going to expose us

landonorris this hard launch took way too fucking long omg

- y/nnn shut tf up bitch

mclaren we can die happily now 🥹

- mclarensgirly mclarens just like us fr

- oscarpiastri y/n and i no longer wish you death after you outed us

- mclaren NO LONGER?????? YOU DID AT ONE POINT???????

- y/nnn shhh, admin. “no longer”, that’s what you need to pay attention to

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y/nnn he’s mine now bitches 👹

Comments:

oscarpiastri idk what your obsession is with these two pics

- y/nnn YOURE FUCKING HOT LEAVE ME ALONE

landonorris happy for you ig

- y/nnn I know the heartbreak must be painful

mclaren we would like to take the credit for dressing Oscar in the second pic

- y/nnn you deserve the world for putting him in that jacket.

mclarensgirly im rlly kicking and screaming tho

F1fan2023 i know i said i would die happy bc of this news but suddenly i hate the fact this man is off the market

- landonorris well that sucks bc pastry is sickeningly in love

#mclaren #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 fic #lando norris x reader #mclaren formula 1 #oscar piasstri #oscar pia #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri fluff #oscar piastri fanfiction #oscar piastri imagines #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri #oscar pastry #alex albon #daniel ricciardo #charles leclerc #logan sargeant

[spideysbruh]

Thank You GQ

a/n- the lil ~ means a passage of time

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tchalamet GQ.

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tstan your shoots are always the best

GQ let's do it again some time mr. chalamet

y/n oh my

timmylaurie he's so cute omg

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y/n what's everyone asking for from santa?

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timmytimstan omg t liked

yourfriend what are you getting me for christmas 🤭

y/n literally no clue ❤️

tchalamet a vinyl record would be nice

y/n liked

y/n 🤔

timmytimstan omg t commented !

timmysgf who is she ??

tchalamet oh wow.

kylesballs not him simping for a random insta model publicly LMAOO

timotheeandall y/n is NOT an instagram model omggg 💀

@y/n tweeted: need. need so bad

@sinusandsocks replied- me too girl 💀💀

@lauriesarmpit replied- no way the first tweet I see of hers is ab timmy 😭😭💀💀

@tsgf replied- how do you know it's about him?

@ynsleftear replied- trust me, she's been like this for a while 💀💀 she stays shooting her shot!!

~

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y/n honeymoon fades

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sabrinacarpenter caption. i love you.

y/n liked

ynstan BEAUTIFUL GIRL

tchalamet need.

y/n liked

chalametgirl BYEEEE LMAOOOOO

tchalamet oh my.

rachelzegler absolutely gorgeous. when are we hanging out 🥺🥺

y/n im free next week <3 let me dm you w my schedule LMAOO we need to have a sleepover again I got so much to tell you

rachelzegler omg this is happening ill see you next week love

~~~

tchalamet just posted a story!

@y/n tweeted: the average person was never meant to have this much lore.

@realchalamet liked and retweeted

@ynsblanket replied- oh god what happened girl

@ynandtimschild replied- you're literally dating timothee chalamet it's okay 😩😩🙏🏼

@y/n replied- exactly!!! life is crazy.

@realchalamet liked

@timoatreides replied- wait what💀💀

@realchalamet tweeted: life IS crazy

@paulswhore replied- BROOOO !?!?!!!

@ynsgf replied- HELPP!?!?!!! at 2am is crazy

~~~

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y/n two years. you've dealt with every part of me and you're still here with me. I love you more than anything my silly boy. I'll always remember the GQ issue that finally gave me the courage to dm you 💀💀

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tchalamet ohhhh THATS why its framed in our place 🤔🤔

y/n but also cause im so proud of you 😍things can have two meanings 🫶

paulsdune TWO YEARS ?!?!!! it took yall forever to make it official huh

y/n you're telling me...

tchalamet thank god for GQ cause i was too scared to dm you myself 💀💀

y/n liked

lauriesyn NO WAYYYY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY YALLL

kyleshair literally my parents omg

timosbirthmark tbh it's good they waited a while to actually date, people be so quick to jump into relationships LMAOO

rachelzegler our double dates are some of my favorite memories

y/n same we gotta do it again

mariastory timothee and josh being friends omg

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tchalamet thank you once again GQ. i think i'm much more mature this time around. and thank you for getting me the love of my life with the 2020 issue, I am eternally grateful.

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y/n oh my 😍

tchalamet liked

laurieslaurence YOU ATEEEE the lil part about y/n and how much she's helped shape you 🥺🥺🫶🫶

atreideskyle i ❤️ my boyfriend

zendaya OKAYYYYY

willyswonka he seems like such a good boyfriend to y/n

florencepugh so proud of you!!!

charliestimo the comparison to the 2020 and this one 🥺🥺 he's already grown so much 😭💔💔

ayoedebiri 🫶🫶

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tchalamet my love deserves a post of its own. when we're apart i count down the minutes until we can be together again. you make me the best possible version of myself and i thank you for it. you are the most beautiful person inside and out, and I'm so lucky to get to not only know you, but love you as well. i love you happy two years my pretty girl.

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timosatreid "MY PRETTY GIRL" GOD WHEN 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺

y/n you just had to outdo my caption huh.

tchalamet liked

addisonraee yall are too cute pls stop

sabsyn THE HAND PLACEMENT IN THE SECOND PIC WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE. HAND. PLACEMENT.

ynschals imagine how many pics they have of each other on their phones that we'll never see... 😖

yourfriend no other guy could make her as happy as you, timmy!

tchalamet and y/n liked

y/n idk if you know this but i love you

*

#timothee chalamet fanfiction #timothee chalamet x you #timothee chalamet x reader #timothee chalamet imagine #timothée chalamet #timothee chalamet #timothee imagine #timothee x reader #timothee fanfic #timothee chalamet social media au #timothee chalamet smut #timothee chalamet au #timothee chalamet smau #timothee chalamet instagram au

[newtkive]

shift shenanigans - social media au (pt. 2)

note: yes there’s the main work chat w carmy, the secret coworker chat w/o carmy, and the secret secret bestie chat w syd, marcus, and yourself. it would be canon.

warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes

part one

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chefboyardee: life lately

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syd_adamu: that pho was life changing

↳ chefboyardee: i think it was the best i’ve ever had

marcus.brooks11: feet off the table @syd_adamu

↳ chefboyardee: leave my girl alone

↳ richietheking: I knew you guys were lez

↳ syd_adamu: we aren’t and you can’t say that

↳ chefboyardee: oh.. we aren’t? ☹️😔

↳ syd_adamu: 😑

carmyberzatto: 🍲🔥

THE GOLDEN TRIO

[ 7:45 AM ]

y/n: did you see

did you see

did

you

see

ogmgokggkowkfofsk

syd: pardon??

what did richie do oh my god

did he post another picture of him with the gun from that one day

fuckkkk carmys gonna be so mad

marcus: nope i wish

y/n: he commented on my post 😭😭😭😭

syd: who

marcus: think about it

who else would cause this reaction

y/n: carmy!!!!!!!

i woke up to him commenting 🍲🔥 😍😍😍😍

syd: woah and the heart eyes?

y/n: no that’s my addition

syd: the bar is in hell

HES YOUR BOSS

y/n: AND I WANT HIS BABIES??

marcus: y’all so hype to be pregnant THEN BOOOMMM ‼️ THE BABY’S UGLY AND BALD WITH ECZEMA 😩🤨

syd: LMFAOOOOO WHOS YALL THO????

y/n: bye im done

im leaving for work.

don’t talk to me ever again

done.

marcus: bye 👋

why do you leave so early fool

syd: so she can be teachers pet

marcus: smh always there before everyone

y/n: not true.

syd: i thought you weren’t talking to us

y/n: 😒

marcus: want me to bring y’all an iced latte again

y/n: …. 😁

WORK

[ 8:15 AM ]

y/n: AYOOOO

great job cleaning up after work yesterday 😊👍

richie: Is this a joke?

y/n: why would i joke about such a thing

carmy: Y/n what are you doing

y/n: u said to tell everyone their housekeeping is shitty

carmy: No I said I was going to tell them that, and you said no I’ll do it

This is not what I meant

y/n: well you yell too much

marcus: ouch

that’s my station 😔

carmy: Well clean it better

y/n: im using reverse psychology and positive reinforcement

carmy: Not what that means

y/n: well notice how no one’s mad at me

im making alliances day by day

richie: You’ve worked here for two years and we are already friends

y/n: so you’re saying you aren’t my ally

richie: No

We are definitley in an alliance

y/n: love u richie

richie: Don’t go that far

chefboyardee’s instagram stories

WE HAVE THE BEEF 🥩

[ 3:25 PM ]

y/n:

he so fine im bouta cermmmmm

syd: …..

marcus: :O

y/n: why are you acting shocked

like i haven’t said this daily

tina: Woah girl who?

y/n: HUH

richie: I’m not in the picture I don’t get it

syd: let’s just keep working before carmy notices

tina: I don’t care I’m on smoke break. Who are you talking about girl? Spill the tea..

marcus: she was talking about me you guys

y/n: the guy in the back

oh i mean yeah marcus

tina: The meat delivery guy? He has a wife..

y/n: we are having an affair

marcus: no it’s about me

richie: I didn’t know Marcus and Y/n were a thing..

tina: Something ain’t right. No way they are.

marcus: we aren’t it’s just our sense of humor

y/n: i was just being funny!

tina: What did Jeff just yell inside?

syd: came out of the office and said “just cuz we’re slow doesn’t mean you can play on your phones” 👍💯

tina: Whatever. No chance Y/n meant Marcus. You got the hots for Jeffrey?

y/n: what no

tina: Well I wouldn’t blame you. He’s cute

y/n: OMG RIGHTTTTTTT

its the tattoos isn’t it

richie: You have to be fucking joking

tina: I was playing..

y/n: im confused

syd: that was cruel

marcus: who cares it’s not a big deal

y/n: so you don’t think he’s cute tina?? ☹️☹️

tina: No he is cute… for you 😝

y/n: this is humiliating

richie: I’ll tell him

y/n: NO

stop

sSTOP THATS NOT FUNNY

richie im not joking i’ll put a bomb in your floorboards

richie: I’m just fucking with you kid

tina: This isn’t over.

THE GOLDEN TRIO:

[ 3:40 PM ]

syd: y/n….

marcus: you look like a ghost y/n

y/n: i cannot believe i sent that to the wrong gc

i’m done im so done

marcus: stop looking so sad it’s making me feel bad

syd: it’s okay! just be thankful it wasn’t to the work groupchat with him in it..

marcus: true it could be worse

y/n: i guess so

thank you for trying to cover for me marcus

marcus: anytime you know i got you

syd: let’s get back to work before we start looking obvious

#carmen berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto #the bear #the bear imagine #carmy berzatto imagine #x reader #carmen berzatto imagine #sydney adamu #sydney adamu x reader #richie jerimovich #richie jerimovich x reader #the bear reader insert #the bear text au #carmy berzatto text au #crack #fluff #social media au #text au

[moody4world]

In my business pt 2

A/N: ik i take ages to post stuff guys but some things in life been kicking my ass and i either dont have time or im just not in the mood to write. I hope yall like this tho. next part will have more jack!!!

summary: AU where reader is an all around artist (writer, singer, model etc) and after being spotted with jack harlow she becomes the talk of the town. What will her baby daddy/ex central cee think???

previous part

moodymagazine

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moodymagazine Uh oh moodies! It seems like #Y/n baby daddy #CentralCee not too happy about the circulating rumors after she was seen getting cozy with the first class rapper #JackHarlow. He posted a photo of himself with the middle finger from a page of his interview in a #DazedKorea magazine, captioning the foto with “Current mood”. So far we have yet to receive any confirmation from Y/n or Jack Harlow about their current situation.

What do you guys think, let us know in the comments below⬇️

#moodymagazine #moodymagz

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ryyannexox 1h

omg here we go again he is so pettyyyy. he nees to move on and leave her alone didnt he cheat on her multiple times???? men always act like trash then get mad when you leave them.

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iammari 1h

@ryyannexox How does it feel to be loud and WRONG! You people just say anything on the internet. Cench and y/n both have said that he never cheated on her and the fact that they still follow each other should be a sign that they're still on good terms so stop projecting lmao

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yungkelly 3h

Idk why yall bother arguing about these twos relationship. They break up and make up more than me and my man thats not my man

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nia2pretty 3h

LMAOOO not my man thats not my man bitch im deaaad

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bridget82 2h

They're both alays in a different country i hope theyre kids are well taken care of

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y/ncloset 1h

@bridget82 yall ALWAYS worried about THEIR kids did you cook dinner for your own kids yet miss BRIDGET?

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amylai 10m

the white boy she raps about in her unreleased song is probably jack!!!! hear me out guys

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nianiania 6m

@amylai YOURE ONTO SOMETHING FR

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❤️ 🙌 🔥 👏 😢 😍 😮 😂

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y/n

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y/n he be feedin me 🍝 & 🦞 #areacodes out @ MIDNIGHT !!

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icespice 2m

😍😍😍😍

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bbgrlashly 9m

y/n im begging you to give me one chanceee😫

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_ell.a 3m

@bbgrlashly Get in line bby girl!

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cyabiah13 1h

It's the body for meeee🔥

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amore2.o 1h

maam are you not gonna address the rumors???👀

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missjanay 1h

Stomach said "what kids?!" share the routine sis

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davespi 1h

Jack harlow out of all people? thought you were different

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cassinspace 1h

@davespi boo fucking hoo go cry somewhere else. as if you ever had a chance with your ugly ass

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y/ncloset 1h

MOTHERRRR❤️

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❤️ 🙌 🔥 👏 😢 😍 😮 😂

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pt3

#jack harlow #central cee #moody4world #moody fics #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow x y/n #jack harlow x you #central cee x reader #cench

[flashbangstars]

How People Found out you two were dating

NCT Dream Edition

pink ~ y/n

Blue ~ dream

Green ~ secondary character/another dreamie

Mark

"so um Jeno found out about us dating"

"oh, I thought we were waiting until game night to tell them"

"well yeah uh funny story, I tried to put my sweatshirt on at Jeno's house and your hot pink thong fell out of the sleeve onto his carpet."

"I WAS WONDERING WHERE THAT WENT"

"Yeah I know me too, besides that. Jeno got mad and lectured me on not leading you on if I had other girls I was doing stuff with, so I uh.."

"you told Jeno the hot pink thong was mine"

"yeah basically"

"and I have to face him on friday knowing he's seen my panties"

"to be fair he did say they were cute"

"you know that actually didn't help at all"

Renjun

"hey babe can you help me really quickly, I need help moving my monitor, the cord is stuck somewhere behind my desk"

"Y/n can it wait like 10 minutes"

"No it literally can't I have a assignment due in thirty minutes and I will literally jump off a fucking cliff if I don't get full credit for this"

"Nice Hello Kitty Underwear"

"Renjun you're the one who bought me these, you've seen them and taken them off me numerous times"

"oh he has!! has he!"

"go put some pants on please sweetheart"

"I'm so fucking terrified why were their two different voices just now"

"Hi y/n"

"I'm gonna start crying please tell me Jaemin didn't just see me in fucking hello kitty underwear"

"Y/n please go put some pants on"

"yeah....yeah I'll go do that...... Uh just so you know....im not letting him hit for free.....he did ask me out"

"congrats to the happy couple"

"fuck you"

Jeno

"so how did you all manage to fail the same test?"

"I cheated off of Haechan, and Haechan Cheated off of Jaemin, so its basically Jaemin's fault"

"hey I thought Jaemin knew what he was doing"

"Haechan, Jaemin never knows what he is doing"

"fair"

"oh fuck, I have to go babe I'm gonna miss the bus if I dont run, I will see you soon" *phatass smooch before leaving* *leaves*

5 minutes later....

"alright I'm back I missed the bus"

"DID YALL JUST FUCKING KISS?"

"....no"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO I FUCKING WATCHED IT HAPPEN"

"oh thats so crazy I think I just heard the bus, I have to go omg byeeeeee"

"so you're leaving me to deal with this"

"yes, bye pookie, smooches I'll see you later tonight, bye Haechan!"

Haechan

"are we gonna talk about it... or should I just ignore it"

"ignore what"

"im not following"

"are you two being serious"

"dude what the fuck are you talking about??"

"Haechan."

"what"

"you've been sitting in y/n's lap the entire time we've been here"

"and...?"

"we are literally just close friends"

"dog you are literally hand feeding haechan french fries"

"im literally baby"

"even that was a lot for me"

"im sorry pookie"

"allllriight get off, I wont be this couple"

"pookie did you just make it official!"

"can you please be normal"

Jaemin

"Hypothetically what do you guys consider too much for a gift for your significant other"

"well how long would you two have been dating"

"like 6 months...?"

"umm anything ring related, thats kinda scary, too reminiscent of marriage"

"well fuck"

"what do you mean oh fuck? what the fuck did you buy"

"a ring"

"what"

"what...."

"for who??"

"y/n"

"WHAT"

"Y/N?"

"WHY?"

"YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR 6 MONTHS?"

"STOP YELLING AT ME"

Chenle

"the guys know you and me are dating"

"what? how"

"I got in trouble"

"what did you do..."

"they all got kinda mad at me and said I was kinda mean to you and asked what my issue with you was"

"and what did you say"

"please don't be mad"

"chenle"

"I told them not to worry because you think it's hot when I'm kinda mean"

"chenle"

they didn't believe me at first... and I was feeling pressured!...they literally cornered me!"

"chenle"

"so I showed them a little bit of our texts when you said...itwassexy whenIwasmeantoyou"

"run"

"I WILL TELL THEM ABOUT THE MOMMY KINK IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER?"

"run. now"

"ok!"

Jisung

"hey guys, just wanted to let you know me and jisung are dating now officially"

*shriek* "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!"

"Jisung what..."

"I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE"

"jisung park"

"please ma'am stop spreading that!"

"ANDY"

"I'm so sorry guys I dont know whats gotten into her!"

"jisung...She's literally your lockscreen"

"I literally have no idea what you are talking about"

"jisung I WILL do a coochie ban"

"this is actually bae 4 lyfe, she my day one and I worship the ground she walk on fr"

"thats what I thought"

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Hi! here is a little something from the drafts that is basically finished, I hope you like it! I am fr just getting back into writing so excuse any errors. But i hope yall have a good night/day!

#nct #nct dream #nct u #mark #renjun #jeno #haechan #jaemin #chenle #jisung #nct dream imagines #nct dream fic #nct dream scenarios #nct dream fluff #nct dream suggestive #mark lee #huang renjun #lee jeno #lee donghyuck #lee haechan #na jaemin #zhong chenle #park jisung #jisung imagines #renjun imagines #jaemin imagines #jeno imagines #chenle imagines #haechan imagines #mark imagines

[lomltrentarnold]

sweetness — jobe bellingham ₊˚ෆ

warnings : insta au/smau, crack/humor, my awful attempt at being funny, a lot of 💀 jokes, everyone has a crush on her <3 faceclaim is marsai martin!

🍓hana’s notes : for my beloved @iissza <3 thank you for the ideas sweet cheeks love you lots <3 pls tell me what yall think since a lot of you are excited for this 😭 || MAIN MASTERLIST

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[ Y/N L/N EXCLUSIVE! ]

“So Y/N, since the fashion show is over, what are some of your favourite outfits?”

“Oh! Good Question! My obvious favourites were Zendaya and Beyonce’s!”

“But also I love my boyfriend’s look, he looks very handsome.”

“Who’s your boyfriend?!”

“Someone.”

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user8 heart been broke so many times 😔

user7 cats out of the bag 🤭 that’s actually me guys

⤷ user6 ur mom would’ve been more believable

user9 thats my hand he should be holding

user12 Once in an interview she said that she’s currently with someone who plays on the pitch!!

⤷ user4 omg!!! they are always liking each other’s posts 🤭

⤷ user3 and she once post that she was at a match he was playing in!

⤷ user2 how do yall know all this shit 💀

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jobebellingham 😍

isabelamerced So beautiful!!

hallebailey 😍😍😍!!!

user1 QUEEN IS SLAYING

user2 mother is mothering!!!!!!

user9 whats jobe doing here 🤨?

user3 marry me pls 🥹

user4 shes so gorgeous i might cry

user5 is this the girl that was seen with jobe???

user6 how did jobe bag this beauty??

⤷ user8 i honestly have no idea 🤣

user7 jobe must a rizz master

user8 the comments are killing me lmfaoo 💀💀

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judebellingham ❤️❤️

yourinstagram my love 🫶 but why that last picture babe???

⤷ jobebellingham Cause you look too cute 😘

user2 AWW OMGG

user1 GUYS??? WHAT IS THIS???

user3 my heart 🥹🥹

user4 she’s so lucky!!!

⤷ user5 no jobe is lucky!!! she’s so pretty!!

user8 no jobe dont do this 💔

user6 what if this was my last straw

user7 i’m not even mad bro she mad pretty

user9 HERE WE GO!!!!

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jobebellingham Love you ❤️

judebellingham love you guys 🫶 (especially y/n)

⤷ jobebellingham I’m blocking you

⤷ yourinstagram hey!!! don’t be mean to him 😡😡 (we can do it tomorrow)

⤷ jobebellingham I’m blocking both of you

⤷ yourinstagram aw baby come here lemme give u a kiss 😘

judebellingham just so you guys know he immediately lit up and ran to meet her

user1 aww thats so cute let me check if my toaster is waterproff

user2 You guys are adorable 🥰 (laying on the highway)

user3 y/n?? What is this? I thought we had something 😔

user5 you don’t have to lie y/n we all know you’re with me 😘

user7 you guys are goals!! get it? cause he plays football 😀😀😀

⤷ user8 you should erase your whole existence

⤷ user9 That joke deserves an award 😂

⤷ user10 the contrast between the two comments lmfaooo

user11 this is so sweet my teeth started to hurt

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[greasyghosts]

Hiii, I saw that you're going to make a part 2 of the "when they're drunk" ? Is it possible for you to do Sigma as well in it please 🥺? Ofc, if you don't want to, thats completly fine as well. Your writing is super amazing btw, I really enjoy reading it! <3

Omg thank you anon, you're so sweet!

Ofc I'll do sigma, thank you for popping in!

❝ when they're drunk part 2 ❞

Part 1 here!

Featuring: Sigma, Fyodor, and Ango

A/n: I know so little about Sigma character, so im so sorry if it's ooc, ALL SFW BTW!! Smut reqs can be made :)

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Sigma:

He works at a casino so obviously he's gonna be around it a lot

Super responsible even so

Never drinks on job and also never really drinks enough to get drunk

But let's say this, yall we're having fun on a night out, and he accidentally drank more than what he can normally handle

Super sweet, showers you with compliments (already does when he's not drunk)

Gets super protective? Even if you guys are alone, he still needs to be by you at all times

Super embarrassed about it when he wakes up and remembers that he even got drunk in the first place

Your loving boyfriend set up a date for both of you, with him being so busy and overworked, he felt that it was time he set up a day or two where he could just focus on you.

"How is it?" Sigma asked. A sweet smile full of adoration laced his lips

Your eyes flicked up, mouth full of deliciousness. "It's good!" You muffled out

He'd chuckle lightly before taking a sip of his water.

"I missed seeing you like this, I apologize. Work has been.. absorbing, to say the least."

You'd shake your head, a smile pulling at the corners of your lips

"Don't apologize, love. I understand. " God, was he grateful to have you.

After the two of you paid and left, you'd suggest heading out to a bar and after... well, that's where we pick up.

Sigma kissed your head as soon as you made it back to your home, "Thank you, you're so pretty," tipsy words spilling from his mouth when you'd help him into your bedroom.

He was sober enough to change by himself, so you did your own thing before returning to the bedroom with Sigma sprawled on the bed

You'd shake his shoulder a bit, "Hey.. I gotta get in, too," giggling as his eyes snapped open at the sound of your voice, immediately making room for you next to him.

When you finally pulled the blanket over your body, Sigmas arms found themselves wrapping around you protectively, almost as if you'd disappear.

He'd let out a huff, "Some.. guy-.. he kept staring at you.."

When you heard this, you were certainly shocked, to say the least. Sigma was never the jealous type.. but I guess that changes when he gets tipsy

Stroking his hair as you speak, "I didn't even notice darling. You were my sole focus." You'd reassure him that you loved him and that you only had eyes for him.

At this, he finally seemed to settle down, "I love you," whispered from his lips as he closed his eyes

Falling asleep in eachothers arms, the excitement of the night finally wearing off into the night.

When he'd finally wake up, he'd rub his face in embarrassment at the fact that he was even drunk in your presence (he's so adorable ACK)

Please comfort him and tell him it's alright :)

Fyodor:

Mfs a day drinker-

There's no way he gets drunk even REMOTELY easy

Like.. if you've read part 1, you know that I said that like dazai and kunikida have very high tolerances..

But let me tell you, fyodor solos them both.

I don't even know if this man can get drunk ngl

And if he does, it's so subtle

A drunken smile and flirting is the most you're gonna get from him

It was a busy day. Running around, collecting papers, settling petty disputes.. who knows.

Seeing your boyfriend was the only thing keeping you walking at the moment, but as soon as you opened the door to his office... oof

You'd see him press the edge of his glass to his lips, bottles of wine tucked away somewhere

His eyes met yours before they trailed down your figure

"Busy day?" He asked, though he already knew, he had to make conversation of something.

You'd simply nod before slumping in a chair, "drinking a lot?" Which made Fyodor chuckle a bit before setting down his glass

"Well, I had to do something while waiting for you, myshka." Intertwining his fingers

You realized that his face has a prominent flush the closer you stepped to his desk.

Pushing his stray hairs away from his face, you'd lean in to place a kiss of his forehead

As you pulled away, Fyodor would pull you back in by the collar singlehandedly, meeting your lips to his.

He tasted of the red wine he'd been drunk off of, but to you, the taste was a different type of intoxicating. Especially when it came from him.

When you finally left the warmth of his lips, you couldn't tell if his cheeks had gotten redder or not, but the sly smile he had on his face definitely did.

All I will say is that you two definitely had some quality relaxation after that- (p.s if yall want a separate smut for him, that's a continuation of this, please ask! I'm trying to keep this little series sfw :D)

Ango:

We all know he doesn't drink often

Manages his alcohol very very well

And on top of that, with how busy he is, he can't just come to work hungover. His work is intense, and it shows

But since I'm the writer and I have omniscient control... I'll give him mercy

Aka, I'll give him a couple of days off in this segment, obviously not canon. Poor guy never gets a break

To be honest, I think he'd get rlly political when drunk- like, he will just randomly start talking about politics and work, but that's boring, so I won't write it out, but yk

(Ango fanclub wya 😭)

Today was the day Ango came home not entirely worked to the bone for once, letting you in on the fact that he got off of work for a handful of days.

At that news, you went out and grabbed a pack of beer to celebrate

Your dining room was filled with conversation and laughter. It was nice seeing Ango laid back for a change.

When you'd say something particularly funny, and he'd laughed at it with a smile... oh, it just warmed your heart

But then Ango would sigh

"You know, I'm not sure if I'll ever get a chance like this with you again." He spoke before taking a swig of his beer

Of course, you knew this already. That's why you were celebrating in the first place, because you knew how much he needed to relax and have fun.

"I know Ango, let's spend these days to the fullest.. 'kay?" Holding his hand in yours as you spoke

He'd smile at you before pushing his glasses up "Well then we should head to bed before I embarrass myself." he'd chuckle

As the two of you walked to your shared bedroom, he'd wrap an arm around your frame, holding you close to his.

The same thing happened when you and Ango got comfortable in bed, his chin rested on top of your head, sleeping soundly.

A/n: I apologize for angos being so short, and I also apologize for Nikolai not being here, I had so much trouble writing him in character that I just scrapped it.. I might just settle for an ooc ver for him and add it later. Who knows... ANWAYS PLZ LEAVE SUGGESTIONS, CHARACTERS, OR PROMPTS!! thank you for reading!!

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[madameminor]

WHY I DON'T LIKE TECH x PHEE: An unintentional essay

Alright, yall, I've figured it out on my end. I think. I just need to get some of this out so that I can move past it. I'm not even gonna tag it under tech x phee, cause you know what, I don't want to harsh the mellow over in that space, I'm just voicing what I've discovered.

This is long.

Wanda Sykes: I LOOOOOVE Wanda Sykes, love her - love her so much that I can't see anyone else with her voice. A 60 year old lesbian comedian... and you want to make her a 20 something pirate captain flirting with a male cl- no. No. Capital N. O. Like, I thought she and Rhea Perlman were going to be a fun comedic, older duo playing off of each other. Or that they'd have some sort of sassy relationship. But instead she's a coy, fun adventurer who starts to join in TBB family? Nope. No. Didn't sell it for me. Gimme someone else, might have worked. Try Anika Noni Rose, or if you need that star factor, Halle Barry or Beyonce or, for fucks sake LIZZO (can you imagine her beautiful voice as Phee? OOOO I just shivered. Loved her as the Duchess, but her as Phee! Instantly WAAAAY more excited about that character.) Not Wanda Fucking Sykes (like I said, LOVE her. But no. Choices.)

The Build Up: You guys. We are all literally writers. Where were the beats? Where were the moments? You naturally want there to be a moment the audience goes 'ooooooh yeah ok I see it'. IT HAPPENED WITH HUNTER. The next day I remember quite a few of us going 'OMG YES!!! Yes, totally ship that, saw the chemistry with Phee and Hunter! Into iiiiit.' I resisted that one too, cause of the Wanda Sykes thing, but you know what? IT. WORKED. I went with it cause it worked. Was actually kind of excited. Was looking forward to the fics. Did not happen once with Tech, never saw anyone go 'oh look at that chemistry between pirate and genius'. NOPE BTW SUDDENLY THEY'RE ALL TEASING TECH AND TECH AND PHEE ARE IN A SCENE AND THIS IS ALL ABOUT THESE TWO TAH DAAAAH! No. Nope. Not how it works. Feels like my favorite is getting the shitty end of the romance arc stick. Fuck off, no. We have all written better.

Toxic Matchup: The way Phee (see dude, I almost wrote Wanda. Thats how much I can't not see her in this character) treats Tech. One of my mutuals on here, @shadestepping, put it perfectly - "It’s because instead of understanding who tech is as a person and being respectful of how his mind works, she tries to force him to mask because it’s what she wants/it makes communicating with him easier". The example that keeps popping into my head is when Phee sarcastically says "when two people are talking its called a conversation". My eyebrows shot UP, like, this is one of the FIRST THINGS YOU LEARN about Tech- his face is in his datapad. Treating him like an idiot (which is what it sounds like in Wanda voice) because he is doing what he is always doing is not ok (seriously, WTF, dude?). Another mutual, @dumfanting agreed and shared how that hit them: "As someone whose been forced to mask for her entire life, that is wrong and damaging and perpetuates the idea that we as austitics are only worthy of love if we continue to suppress ourselves." And it really doesn't have to be that way. I can rewrite every scene they are in together, still have her be sassy, have her show interest and respect for who he is, and still move him out of his comfort zone. I will do it, if I need to, just to prove it. If the writers are trying to give her some growth too, cool, then TAKE THE TIME TO DO THAT - instead we only hear how HE's being taken out of his comfort zone. How about HER? You want to be with him? Maybe you have to meet him half way, honey

Ultimately, I could have gotten behind this if it was done another way - but the way they went about it missed so many marks. And for my man, that's unacceptable to me. He deserves the best, not something thrown together.

I have spoken.

(Ok, I think that is out of my system.)

#kind of geek therapy #geek therapy for me #cause expressing thoughts and feelings appropriately are good for me #tbb tech #the bad batch

[jaehyunsprincesspeach]

HI💞

Could I request a skz reaction to their partner riding a motorcycle and loves working out?

You don't have to do this btw.

i’m obsessed with this omg

thank you so much for the request!! stay healthy <3

all the love ~ lunar

SKZ s/o Is A Gym Rat with a Motorcycle

skz ot8 x gn!reader

Bang Chan

the first time chan sees you is at the gym

he gets there at the same time, and sees you pull up on a motorcycle

honestly he is slightly shocked when he sees you take off your helmet

love at first sight honestly

after that, he follows you into the gym, and sees you lifting

he honestly is thoroughly impressed with how well your form is, plus the weight that you are using (big boss moves)

he wont talk to you right away, honestly he is intimidated at first (if you’re like me, rbf is unaviodable at the gym)

he probably wont talk to you first, so you’ll have to make the first move

but once he gets comfortable talking with you, he cares for you like he does with the rest of stray kids

very caring and compassionate with you

thinks that you are such a badass, and wants to show you off once you two are dating (if he could he absolutely would)

knows that you can absolutely take care of yourself, though he might still try to baby you a little

every time he sees you he’s like “damn right, thats my partner”

loves everything about you honestly, and the fact that you are a gym rat is so attractive to him

asks if you can teach him how to ride a motorcycle

even asks for advice in the gym, especially on form, since yours is immaculate

asks so many questions on dates, like where you got the idea for a motorcycle, and what makes you want to be in the gym so often

gets nervous when you zoom off on your bike, he just wants you to be safe

overall, i think that chan would think you are literally the coolest person in the world, and wants to learn more about you and your interests

Lee Know

the first time lee know sees you, you’re pulling up to a cafe on your motorcycle

he’s not really intimidated, more so impressed

thinks motorcycles are super cool, though he doesn’t know enough about them to confidently have a conversation about them

I dont think he would be against talking to you, but at the same time, I don’t think that he would make a big deal out of the situation

until he sees you at the same cafe again, and lets his curiosity take over

once he does start talking to you, its probably something like “hey i think your bike is super cool.”

even after you two start dating, hes constantly asking you things about motorcycles because he wants to learn

after some time talking, when he finds out you are a gym rat, he thinks thats one of the most attractive things

he might even start going to the gym more consistently, so that he can see you more often

when he sees how strong you are, hes gonna start asking if you can lift heavy things for him (jokingly of course, even though you do it anyways lol)

he thinks that having a partner who is as strong as you is the coolest thing

low key gives him a confidence boost

like “yeah, they’re strong, and they’re mine” something like that

considers himself lucky that you even talk to him at all, though he wont admit this outloud

if he gets into an argument with anyone he would say something like “be careful, y/n would kick your ass for me” or something like that

he’s low key jealous that you are stronger than he is, he wants to be your protector, but he wont let that stop him from protecting you

no matter how long you two are together, he will never stop being impressed

having a strong partner is great for him honestly, like yes hes a protector, but having someone that others are intimidated by is so hot to him

low key the most intimidating couple, people secretly fear you until they get to know you

thinks its funny when yall walk into a cafe and people are visibly intimidated by the two of you

secretly, hes so soft for you, like even though you are stronger than he is, you’re his precious baby

overall, he is constantly impressed by you, and loves that you have the ability to seem intimidating, even if you have the softest most gentle heart

Changbin

this man is in heaven omg

literally love at first sight

someone who is visibly a badass, plus a gym rat??

cupid really got him good

like chan, the first time he sees you is at the gym

though hes already inside, he sees you pull up on your motorcycle, and his jaw hits the floor when you take your helmet off

when he sees you lift, he becomes intimidated

though he would probably move somewhere closer to you, hoping that he catches your eye

also so that he can show off his own progress as a fellow gym rat

consistent gym dates when the two of you start dating

the two of you share different workouts together, and help with each others form on different lifts

even after the two of you are together, he might still be slightly intimidated, but he wont show it

likes that you can keep up with him, and match his vibe

asks you things about your motorcycle (might even consider getting one himself)

loves that you intimidate other people, even though you have a heart of gold

he’s in heaven when the two of you are able to connect on things other than the gym too!

knows that you can take care of yourself, yet he’s still your protector

refuses to let anyone hurt you, which you also do for him

truly soulmates omg

overall, yall would have a best friend type of relationship with the interests that you share, and he would be head over heels for you omg

Hyunjin

the second he sees you, he is scared and intimidated at the same time

like he wont even look at you kind of thing

he sees your motorcycle, and your tones muscles, and just knows you could absolutely kick his ass

sees you for the first time at a coffee shop

after he orders his coffee and sees you, he spills the coffee when you make eye contact with him, which prompts you to help him clean it up

thats when he finds out you are a kind and gentle person

feels bad that he judged you for how you look, though he wont talk much about it

still wont talk much to you at first, he just doesnt want to say the wrong thing

even after the two of you start dating, he is highly intimidated

sometimes joins you at the gym, though he mostly just goes to keep you company (might join on some lifts, but not a ton)

you become his rock, he sees you as someone who protects him, and that helps him a lot, especially with his career path

people refuse to mess with him when they find out who hes dating, cause they also know that you could kick their ass

hyunjin loves the fact that even though you have a tough exterior, you are always so soft and gentle with the people you care about

he loves that you can scare others, but with him, you simply love him unconditionally

he becomes so comfortable with you, and feels like you protect him better than anyone else ever has (other than chan ofc)

he confides in you with all of his worries and insecurities, and literally anything that would be bothering him

paints and draws pictures of you, and is very detailed with them, including the tone of your muscles, and your bike

has a personal sketchbook of drawings of you, or drawings that he think somehow resemble you

could be a future tattoo that he thinks would look good, or even just your favorite flower, the whole sketchbook is dedicated to you

buys you things that he thinks would go with your bike, like if you put stickers on your bike (rare i know, but maybe lol) he’s buying all of them for you, and gives you a new one once a week

gets beyond excited when he heard your motorcycle pull up

the only time that anyone would see him excited to go to the gym is if he is going with you

honestly he just loves everything about you

overall, he would be really intimidated at first, but once he gets comfortable, he’s back to his normal self, and is beyond loving

Han

Han would be so intimidated, but he wouldn’t let you know

the first time he sees you pull up on your motorcycle, his instant thought is “damn they could beat me up in a heart beat”

when he sees you take off your leather jacket, and he sees your toned muscles his next thought is “damn, they could snap me like a twig”

yes, he would be intimidated, but I think it would be in a more impressed sort of way ???

like he would just be drawn to you immediately, despite being intimidated

something about you is just so mysterious to him that he wants to know more about you

when he finally gets the confidence to talk to you, he finds out you’re an absolute sunshine and he’s thrown off of what he was gonna say

like his brain short circuits right then and there

after the two of you get to know each other more, he will go back to being his normal goofy self

he makes it his personal life goal to make you smile and hear your laugh

he just loves seeing you happy, but he also loves that you are intimidating as hell

the dualities that you have are so mesmerizing to him omg

would do literally anything in the world to make you feel happy

loves going to the gym with you, and asks you to teach him new lifts and techniques

like hyunjin, you become his rock

he comes to you with his anxiety and his insecurities

the two of you definitely build a relationship that is safe and comfortable, no matter what the situation is

100% the ride or die couple

asks you to teach him to ride your motorcycle

buys you a new one when he knocks yours over cause he thinks its beyond fragile and that he broke it

secretly now you have two and he can ride one of them lmao

takes the busted one though so you have a brand new one (cute)

overall, he would be hella intimidated at first, and his small bursts of confidence is what would get him to you, but once he becomes comfortable, its like dating your best friend

Felix

i think that felix would be very impressed

like I dont think that he would be intimidated necessarily, maybe a little shy

but his open mindedness lets him be intrigued in you without being intimidated

he just wants to get to know you :((

is immediately drawn to your aura, thinks you’re the coolest person the second he sees you

the first conversation the two of you have, hes probably asking about your bike, as if hes an expert already

really, that was his reason to talk to you, his curiosity led him to asking you questions, as well as three hours talking together lol

when he hears that you go to the gym, he asks which one

not because he wants to go, more so because after the two of you start dating, he shows up at the gym with flowers for you

he wants you to know that you can rely on him for anything, so hes always offering to take you places

honestly you end up driving him around on your bike instead lol

would for sure go to the gym with you, and hes your personal hype man when the two of you are there

when he breaks the walls you built up and finds out how sweet and caring you are he feels like he just won the lottery

literally thinks hes the luckiest man in the world to have someone as versatile as you

constantly invites you to the dorms, the guys dont mind either, they love you too

always has a fresh batch of brownies made (says they’re for the guys, but really he makes them for you)

takes you on the literal cutest dates

does not at all mind if you’re sweaty after the gym, he is latching to you and not letting go

would love it if you surprise him too with little gifts or things that made you think of him

he wants to be your rock, and he 100% is, but its also a mutual thing with the two of you

hes the one to hold your face in his hands and wipe away your tears, while trying to hold back his own

overall, the most loving relationship you could ever dream of. honestly it doesnt matter what you look like or what you drive, he loves you for you <3

Seungmin

minnie omg this menace

i feel like he would see you get off your motorcycle, and he would see your toned muscles, and no matter how intimidating you look, he would still say that he could kick your ass

doesnt make a big deal about anything

until he goes to the gym with you

when he sees the weights that you use, his jaw literally hits the floor

hes treating you like royalty for the next week

after about a week, hes back to being a menace

constantly teasing you regardless of the fact that you could easily knock him out (please dont lol, keep dandy boy dandy)

he never takes his teasing too far though, not because you intimidate him, but because he actually does have feelings for you

honestly, he treats you like a queen in the most nonchalant way

hes your rock. hes your shoulder to cry on, especially when he finds out how gentle your heart is

loves the tough exterior and soft interior kind of vibe

honestly he takes such good care of you

hes got no issues going to the gym with you, but hes not gonna lift or anything

honestly hes there to either sit in awe of you, or scroll through his phone

very supportive of you riding a motorcycle, though he still tells you not to drive like an idiot (his way of saying be safe)

gets secretly excited when people ask about you like “yeah they’re mine”

sneaks pictures of you on your bike or at the gym

the dualities you have drive him insane

like this absolute badass who has such a kind heart

basically worships the ground you walk on, but denies it when anyone says anything about it

overall, so chill once he gets to know you for you, but thinks that you are the most badass person hes ever met (big slayer hehehe)

I.N.

this man omg

he would be in literal heaven

not intimidated in the slightest, honestly when he sees your bike, hes by your side before you can take off your helmet telling you how cool he thinks it is

and when he hears you are a gym rat ?!

hes immediately asking what gym you go to so that he can join you

honestly he would get so excited to have a badass s/o

like “yeah thats my s/o, best be careful, they could knock you out”

but what he loves even more is when he finds out you wouldn’t even hurt a fly

he loves your gentle caring nature

but also that you have the coolest vibes

constantly asks you opinions on his OOTD if the vibe is similar to yours

takes you shopping constantly

he just wants to pamper his baby :(

another one to nonchalantly worship the ground you walk on

like you are his baby hes not gonna let anyone talk bad about you whether you’re around or not

loves to cuddle with you, but wont tell anyone

honestly the guys get jealous when they see him cuddling you lol

hes your emotional support through everything

just wants to take care of you fr

loves that he can be himself around you

really opens up when he finds out the two of you have similar interests

offers to teach you his favorite games, in exchange for you teaching him about motorcycles

overall, the most carefree, go with the flow kind of relationship. like the two of you get along so well its too cute omg !!

#lunars alternate reality #lunars dimension #lunars love #stray kids #skz fluff #skz imagines #skz scenarios #skz stay #skz x reader #stray kids fluff #skz #skz headcanons #skz fanfic #skz chan #skz lee know #skz changbin #skz hyunjin #skz han #skz felix #skz seungmin #skz jeongin #stray kids x reader #stray kids scenarios #stray kids headcanons #stray kids reactions #skz reactions #skz ot8 #stray kids x y/n #stray kids soft thoughts #skz soft hours

[zukikoof]

dtqk + calling them pretty

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im so tired rn and no proof reading went into it so yeah

cw: mentions of overworking

pronouns : you /your

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Me? Pretty???????

He's so confused

Especially because of the location

So it's when you guys are out

Yall went to an amusement park

And Dream is a pretty tough guy, it's hard to get him scared ig

But this man is the embodiment of terrorised when it comes to heights

But you, live life on the edge yk

So when dream hears that you want to go on the rollercoaster

He goes with it because I mean it's you

Now, the second you get off your just laughing at him ( but of course you were laughing at him on the ride too)

You decide to tease him about his fear

And just say something like

“Awwww were you scared pretty boy????”

With the cockiest smile you could ever have

He's just like

“N-no i wasn't”

All that stuff and it's just insanely funny

Obvs telling this to Sapnap

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george

———————-———————-———————-———————-—————— Yeah he is

And he knows but still is super shy

His fans call him that so he's used to it but you saying it is just ANSBJAKA

Its George so it happens when you two are almost asleep

Like you guys probably came back from something stupid but casual

Most likely got some fast food

And you two are just next to each other y'know just vibing

Until you look up to him to break the comfortable silence with the most piercing thing

“You're very pretty like this”

He looks at you like :0

“Oh uh okay”

But hes freaking out

Stutters like a lot

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sapnap

———————-———————-———————-———————-——————

Ikr bbg

Just so chill about it

But the fans weren't

He was streaming

A boring valo stream

With you just sitting somewhere off camera but the fans know you

And know you're there

He just won a match and was like so insanely happy about this win for some reason you don't know about

You heard his cheering and turned to face him

You do it for a while as hes just talking to chat about his “epic win”

Until he turns to see you staring

“Whatcha looking at?”

You look at him wondering for a few minutes

Waiting for your brain to come up with a witty response

And it doesn't disappoint

You look at him with more concentration and just flat out tells him

“You're pretty”

Thats it from you because you continue what youre doing on your phone

Leaving him being like

“Yeah i am”

Tells chat even though they heard for confirmation

Lets just say, it got clipped everywhere, trending on twitter and going in a “y/n and Sapnap cute moments”

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          karl

———————-———————-———————-———————-—————— So giggly

Now, let's imagine you have a polaroid

Okay so when you got your polaroid you just would take pictures of things you like and Karl was one of them

You two were on a picnic date

On a hill, with a very enchanting forest behind that let trees fade into your spot

There were an abundance of flowers too :]

Therefore you made him a flower crown

And Karl was laughing

So you took the opportunity to snap a picture

A very cute picture

When he realised he was giggling even more

“I like taking pictures of things I find pretty”

Yeah lets say his hands and head were magnetised to each other

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          quackity

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Sad boy

I mean, college is hard :(

He's becoming a lawyer and that's very impressive so that means a lot of ups and downs but you still stick with him

But still, hes sad

So you make appearances during his little study sessions to help him out with flash cards and stuff (idk how law study works)

Quackity would love it sm

His favourite person helping him?

Omg

Well you also come to remind him stuff or to ask stuff

But today you noticed he was wayyy stressed

So you went to check on him

Hes sat at his desk with tears ligning his face

You, a concerned partner, go check on him

You tell him that he means the word to you

And you make him take a break (breaks are important)

He obliged

Now you two were on his bed cuddling, his head in your arms

You looked down at him and muttered “you're quite pretty y’know?“

He was sat there in shock but he was so absolutely in love

Quackity’s  eyes were literal hearts staring at you <33

#mcyt fluff #Mcyt headcanons #dream tean fluff #dream team hedcanons #crew boys fluff #dream fluff #dream headcanons #dreamwastaken fluff #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound fluff #georgenotfound headcanons #gnf #sapnap fluff #sapnap headcanons #karl fluff #karl headcanons #quackity fluff #quackity headcanons #mcyt x reader #crew boys x reader

[aeferkssr]

dumb conversations, we lose track of time. - playlist

CHARACTERS. the vigilant yaksha, the balladeer, the chalk prince

WARNINGS. emotional neglect (x), fake dating (s), scaramouche is a dick

SYPNOSIS. they tried their best to show you that they cared, that they did love you. but you wanted more

NOTES. "cianna ely comeback collab🤔🤔" "YESSS" omg yall its the long awaited collab with @elychee !!! this collab is basically a lyric prompt thing hut we stiched our specialties (mine being tooth-rotting fluff and theirs being angst)

XIAO

if you'd ask me, i would say that dating - or even falking in love - with xiao was a bad idea. he looks so emotionally distant, c9nstantly in hisbown head and just not ready to be in an intimate relationship.

however, what i didn't know is that xiao felt the same way about you that you did of him. he longed for your prescence, and even went out of his way to watch you as you went home in the days. to "protect" you from any dangers he says, but you know why

and if he loved you so much, if he was so enamoured with you, why is he so distant? you barely see him in the days and almost never in the nights. he comes to you as a form of consolation, but is that all you are to him?

youre truly flattered at the fact that he trusts you enough to be vulnurable, but thats all he seeks you out for. as his lover, you wanted more. since you were the one always comforting, you didn't know what it was like to be conforted in this relationship.

and you wouldnt dare to bring up your concerns while xiao's karmatic debt is consuming him whole, that would be insensitive.

when you had have enough of his emotional neglect and broke off the relationship, xiao was comsumed with extreme guilt. he started to blame himself, how dare he not notice that you were feeling this way.

as you were leaving, he stretched his hand out towards you but no words came out, you didnt even know that he tried to call out to you. the farther you walked, and the weaker your prescence got, the more overwhelming his karmic debt got.

the only thing he could do was whisper your name before falling unconcious, hoping that the wind would carry his cry along with it.

ALBEDO

the alchemist sighs as he subconciusly fills his notebook with more sketches. the sketches were differnet angles of you doing different things: smiling, laughing and even eating. brushstroke by brushstroke he captures your beauty on paper and wishes you were there to comment on it.

you never really saw thw multitude of sketches he has done for you during your time togther so he desnt really know jow you'd react to it.

maybe you would havw stars in your eyes as you vocally praised him for being such an amazing and talented artist. littering kisses all over his face as a thank you.

or maybe you were on the shyer type when receiving compliments, hiding behind your hair or hands while your face flushes with a bright pink.

now that he thinks more on this, he never really complimented you, or avknowledge your prescence in the first place. the most he would do is to nod his head into acknowledgement of what you were saying.

he could guess that you thought he wasn't listening but you were wrong, he listened. he listenend to every word that came out of that pretty littlw mouth of yours. even the words that ended what you two had, a relationship. a relationship that has been broken down into hundreds of thousands of particles.

he snaps out of his day dream as he looks at all the sketches of you he had done. signing, he tears the page out of his notebook into the trash. relationships were quite troublesome anyways.

SCARAMOUCHE

of all the harbringers who would be in a relationship, scaramouche was universally agreed to be the least likely.

just look at him, constantly shouting at his colleagues, subordinated and even cussing off the tsaritsa herself when hes not in shneznaya. what makes you think he would be fit for a romantic relationship?

scaramouche heard this and decided to prove them all wrong. and who better to date than one of his underlings subbordinates. you have always been a little too eager to follow his orders and you had this dumb smile on your face whenever you would walk into his office.

when he summoned you into his office and proposed the idea, he could see your eyes light up at the idea of dating. fake dating he stresses, but you defend yourawlf by explaining how fake dating is dating nonetheless.

not even a month into the relationship and this has to be the lowest you've ever been in your life. everyday was a new headache, either it was the constajt shouting at you for doing thw slightest thing wrong or from dehydration of you crying so hard.

the feelings you once harboured for his went away as soon as they came. you knew he was mean, but you didn't realize he started to harbour feelings of his own.

when he thinks about the fact on how or even when he started to feel this way he can't pinpoint the exact time but he would always comment on how pretty you looked when you cried.

but scaramouche would rather die than compliment you, so he made you cry even more. degrading comment after degrading comment and eveeytimw yoyr eyes started to gloss he would have a small smile on his face, admiring you.

with the month gone, so were you. within the same week of "breaking up", you also resigned from the fatui. saying you needed rime to collect yourself after a personal incident.

scaramouche can now see you in the frozen parks of shneznaya smiling with your supposedly new lover, holding a cup of hot chocolate as yoy slowly sip the beverage. he walks by you two and overhears your lover's words: "you're so beautiful when you smile"

this remark made scaramouche scoff, you clearly looked prettier when your eyes were swollen and nose red from the harsh rubbing. to scaramouche, you looked your happiest when you were sad. and if being with him made you sad, then thats what makes you the happiest person ever.

#idolteyvat #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact headcannons #genshin headcanons #genshin impact angst #genshin angst #xiao #xiao x reader #xiao x you #xiao x y/n #xiao x reader angst #scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you #scaramouche x y/n #scaramouche angst #albedo kreideprinz #albedo #albedo x reader #albedo x you #albedo x y/n #albedo angst #cianna ely collab real

[edensqx]

Mashle actor Au ( this is how I see it :,] )

Mash

- a happy boi.

- "I'm glad with the sweets but don't I get too much of blood sugar?"

- "Lemon, we're in a relationship but we can."

- is concerned of his gf's behavior

- " Ah shit another workout? "

- Most of the time they had to re-do the scenes due to him laughing at the green screen guys.

Dot

- " fuck. "

- gamer + streamer boy

- " Comedy is better than dying " he recommended it all

- likes to tease Lance's actor's fear.

- a teaser

Lemon

- " I do wanna marry Mash's Actor, lol."

- aesthetic girl

- would really cheer for Mash deep inside her core but there's a limit.

- *stares at staff and other co-workers menancingly*

- idk she's the type who could watch kill la kill with a straight face.

- a menance to society

Finn

- He's not shy nor anxious, thats his character, not the actor himself.

- is actually strict sometimes.

- " My brother can't cook. "

- " this shade for the hair looks out of place. "

Rayne

- genuinely likes bunnies but cant express his true emotions because of his character to be strict.

- scary in show but a cutiepie irl (if yk that one korean actor then yk)

- idk whats his personality gonna be

Lance

- his fear of bugs and ghosts are so true that they even joined in set

- "I can't believe yall added that shit"

- " I SWEAR I AINT A SISCON—!"

- a silly billy

Domina

- "Wdym I had to go goku rage to Mash's Actor?"

- "The perks of being alive is that you don't."

- "Wow dude, the role of our father is handsomely crap."

- the person who would definitely decorate Lemon's actor to be magestic to be with Mash's actor.

- " Can I be a waterbender? "

- :3

- >:3

Love Cute

- valorant player.

- " OMG! I'm quite an observer, aren't I? I have way too many lines ● - ● ; "

- " Can I go home now? "

- aesthetic gal like Lemon

Wirth Mádl

- league of legend player.

- never wanted to be an actor but money is money

Another one!

I wanna headcanon that both Lemon and Mash (in this au) that theyre actually in a relationship way before the show. :3

Orter's actor would tease his little neighbor friend, Wirth's actor, and show to the cast his baby photos. Certified sibling-like relationship between the two.

#mashle #mashle actor au #mashle lemon #mashle mash #mashle lance #lance crown #mashle dot #mashle domina

[nippleplayer0]

PJSK BOYS x STONER READER

Cw : Basic weed stuff idk lolol :3

favoritism lol

No one really remembers when exactly you transferred to Kamiyama High. But just about everyone remembers how distinct you were.

You barely showed up to school, weren't necessarily in any groups, yet still- you made your way to the lives of many at Kamiyama.

You were certainly a character..! Every two classes you'd slip into the bathroom for a 'break.'

Even though you had a usually laid back personality, you were also the quickest to be up to some trouble.

Especially, for a certain someone..

AKITO

Id like you to take a look at his 1* and tell me he didnt fit the fent pen a bit too hard.

He is the #1 penjamin cartthalowmew loser 4 life

Yk when ur high at school n just made eye contact w another high person

thats you two ALL DAY

His battery died and you let him hit yours ?

Next day hes offering you some gummies

That's kinda how it starts

You're always kinda teasing eachother, but doing sweet things back n fourth to 'repay the favor.'

Without realizing it, you two were together like. All the time.

But for so goddamn long 😭😭 yall DENIED. EVERYTHING.

"Oh are you guys dating ?"

"Oh, no were ju"

"EWW NO WHAT THE FUCK"

💀💀

You two tried being friends for so long but it js wasnt right.

You guys eventually just got high and made out.

End of story got married had 2 kids.

TOUYA

Doesnt even know ur high lol.

Like he knows about it, hes not dumb, he's in highschool, and I also think akito smokes so. When you tell him, he doesn't rlly care.

I just mean he's more aloof, and wouldn't even rlly think about it.

Doesnt change that much though.

OMG YOU KNOW WHAT HE GETS YOU.

Those chocolate boxes w weed and crystals in them with chocolate

The best bf either way, supports u in anything.

As for him possibly smoking..

I think he might every once in a while.

During parties, or if it's just you two, he might smoke a lil. He likes the rebellious factor, but its not rlly for him, so he doesnt to it often.

Really giggly when high (+ drunk)

TSUKASA

I am a firm believer of Smoker Saki

Just trust me bro

So i feel like when he first heard you smoked, he lowkey locked in

Automatically more caring towards you, even if you don't smoke it for the same reasons as saki, he still takes care of you like you did.

It was a new feeling for him, wanting to make someone smile like this.

Likes just being around you.

You have an almost mystical aura to you, or, atleast that's what he says.

He's very eccentric, perfect for a sativa lover

As for him getting high ?

Indica does like nothing lmfaaoaoaoaoaoaooaaooaoa hes still super hyper and loud

Sativa though ??

Pretty fun

RUI

you know his ass is baked

all day everyday

mizuki and him have been smoke buds since junior high fr

loves smoking w u

before school

during school

after school

very adamant about getting his best ideas while fucked up

dates w him where you yap about whatevers on your mind while hes 8 blinkers in listening while making a 4 dimensional machine gun

#high while writing lolol #pjsk x reader #proseka x reader #akito x reader #tsukasa x reader #rui x reader #touya x reader

[allieebobo]

Just wanna say that i shed a tear or two reading merry crisis. Like your writing is so damn delicious and immaculate, I got introduced to you through the tennis story and i realized that you have a side wip aboht merry crisis and i decide to read it cause like, why not. AND I SHED TEAR. LITERAL TEARS MAN. MY PILLOW IS WET CAUSE OF IT. and its because of nat route at the chp 3 where we call them like jdnsisjdosnsosnsosnsksn my heart. I cant. love nat even though their route broke my heart :"""""" and qiu too like- why so cute. Madam why you make if games that makes my heart breaks, either from fluff or angst. Miss, madam, queen, I just want to say on how much i enjoy merry crisis is and I shall put my words on the tennis if once im done through it. Your writing is damn good and i just love all of it, the eay you write it and I be able to experience the story your telling is like. So amazing of you, as someone who doesnt know anything about tennis, reading the tennis if is kinda like a maze but i somehow got it from your explanation like- maam how does it feel to have such a briliant brain (I love complimenting people with that line).

Thats all I got to say, I apologize of the typos that is gonna be there. Maybe its the lack of sleep that lead me into being a lil emotional that i write this. But just so you know, that paragraph i gave you is what my heart trying to formulate a praise and my love for you created into sentence  <3

Also reading your wips makes me wanna write like you despite not having any writing skills before hand, its that good know. Your writing. Its that amazing your wips. Makes me want to write beautifully like yours <3

Have a great day dear author<3333

AWWWW OMG ANON you cannot believe how happy this ask makes me!!

Ahh goddamn it always is so cool to have yall discover and enjoy both WIPs. And lying horizontally weeping into a pillow while consuming media/interactive fiction is my absolute favorite 2am activity.

Thank you so much for this extremely kind message, and I wish you the best in your own writing endeavours!!! You can absolutely do it!! 💪 I would love to read, play, hype, or support what you create/write in whatever way I can :)

Hope you have a great week/what's left of the weekend ahead!! 💙 💜 💖

#merry crisis #if #asks #interactive fiction #kindest ask aww thank you again

[groupiewhoreee]

AC/DC headcanons!! (nsfw)

bon scott

loves to please you literally anytime, just ask and he'll love too

that also applies to everywhere, as well. hes willing to do it backstage, under tables, all that stuff, but likes doing it over tables, and things like that

dude absolutely goes feral for blow jobs, he loves when you blow him, if hes mad or upset, just blow him he'll feel better

he has a thing for eating you out for some odd reason, ig he just likes to taste you

he is pretty chill with any kink, and hes willing to try pretty much anything you'd want

but, he really likes it rough. he likes to spit on you, call you his whore, and names like that, loves to degrade you and all that, but if that isn't want u want he's willing to just go slow and very soft with you

he isn't willing to share you, he doesn't want anyone else to see ur body, and how you squirm underneath him and cry his name out

he cums pretty much anywhere you'd want. he likes to cum on ur tits, or ass.

has a thing for spanking and grabbing ur ass as he walks by or is standing behind you (angus caught him doing it but didn't say anything)

love's reverse cowgirl, or doggy style. sometimes just anywhere yall land up in mostly with him on top of u.

aftercare >>>>>>

brian johnson

he has a thing for being submissive, how you don't let him cum, and all that. he likes to be called good boy.

although, he is mostly dominant, and when he is, it's crazy.

is chill with any kink, but if its too weird, and he doesn't like the sound of it, then he won't do it.

is very sensual and slow with sex, but sometimes he gets rough, when he's in a bad mood. he'll most likely degrade you, and stuff like that.

doesn't wanna share you either, he doesn't want people seeing ur body and how he pleases you. seeing you moan sweet moans of pleasure because of him,

marks you, a LOT. angus and malcolm seem so confused and concerned why there are purple love marks all over urself.

also has a thing for blowies, loves them and practically begs them from you.

gets hard seeing you in revealing clothing, and will likely pull you aside if he sees you in clothes like that while the boys are around.

any position, does it wherever you two land on in the bed. cums anywhere but likes doing it on ur tummy, though.

loves to just cuddle you and pamper you after sex.

angus young

he's always so sweet, and sensual in sex, but sometimes it does get a bit heated at times when he's upset and angry.

angus when he gets upset or angry, he's rough. he'll start degrading you, and practically does what Bon will do, and of course he got all the tips from Bon.

angus doesn't mind much, but if the kink is too weird, and the description of it just sounds gross to him, he won't do it at all, not even eventually.

he doesn't mind eating you out. he actually likes it somehow. he didn't have the chances to doing it at first, but once he knew how good you tasted, he started doing it more.

loves ur thighs, gropes and touches them a lot.

he's always so sweet, holding hands while you too have sex, pampering you with kisses and sweet love bites.

blowies. he loves them. just give him one and hes fine. sometimes its not enough, though.

loves seeing you in lingerie, has a "small" book with you in it. cliff was curious about it, and angus started wacking him with the book.

does it anywhere, couch, bed, over counter tops, stuff like that.

cums on ur tummy, but does it anywhere you'd want.

any position, missionary, or cowgirl/reverse cowgirl.

malcolm young

okay, this is similar to angus's. he is very sweet, kind of rough but mostly sensual and sweet.

he pampers you during sex a lot. holding hands, kissing you while having sex and all that sweet stuff.

aftercare is just.. omg. he cuddles you, washes you up, and makes sure ur okay after he just pounded into you.

gets a bit sloppy after a while, but tries to not get too sloppy.

he does get rough if thats what you want. he doesn't want sex the same all the time for you, and if you want it different he is okay with that.

if you have a weird, unusual kink, description of it sounds gross, he won't do it, and refuses too.

missionary, he loves it. but if you want another position then he's willing. he's an open book during sex, definitely.

prefers bed, but anywhere is okay with him at this point. he even tried doing it under a table with you when angus and his girlfriend were there.

has a giant thing for blowies, adores them a lot, and begs for them from you.

loves to taste you, and have you cum all over his fingers.

cliff williams

cliff is definitely a rough one during sex. he likes to just go all out. but he'll be slow sometimes.

having you in lingerie would be the last thing he'd wanna see when he dies, loves seeing you in it and begs to take pictures of you with it on.

literally doesn't mind any kink at all, yes if its too weird he won't do it at all, but mostly he's okay with it.

says you taste like candy, so he loves eating you out a lot.

having a blowie would also be the last thing he'd want.

anywhere is fine with him, but prefers somewhere with pillows and comforters.

cums about anywhere he feels like, but if u don't want him to cum a certain area, just ask.

reverse cowgirl and missionary for him >>>

adores having aftercare with you. he loves it, just tending to you is something he love's doing.

he's willing to share you with one of his bandmates.

phil rudd

okay phil basically is like cliffs and angus's. he is very sweet and sensual, but sometimes he's rough and possessive during sex.

any position. prefers just doing it wherever you land even if its weird.

cums on ur tummy, but is willing to cum anywhere else if you want him too.

aftercare is the best! he cleans you up, washes you if u want him too, and just kisses you all over and tends to you.

prefers somewhere comfortable like cliff, but public areas is fine with him, like bathrooms and backstage.

used to have a small photo book of you in revealing clothing, but it was gone and he thinks bon or someone else in the band took it.

any kink is fine with the guy, even if it consists of piss and all that. just ask and he'll test it with you. he'll ask if he's doing it right, lol.

explained to his bandmates that he won't share you, and he won't ever want them to watch you guys and how he pleases you in sex.

blowies >>>>>>

he's just a sweet big ol' goof during sex.

#ac/dc #angus young #malcolm young #phil rudd #brian johnson #bon scott #smutty #headcanon

[writinandcrying]

Sexuality / gender preference (if you aren’t comfortable with labels)

HI OMFG OKAY

This can be any version of the TMNT preferably bayverse or 2007? I don’t mind do your thing fr fr LMAO

straight / I enjoy men / she/her

5’1/gym rat so I’m a lil muscular/usually curly hair but I have braids in right now/glasses/ lots of piercings & a few tattoos :) but we follow each other on ig so idk why I just gave you my physical description LMAO

INTJ :)/im pretty funny if I do say so myself/very independent/sarcastic/I have a weak social battery but depends on which group im with/impulsive

My love language has to be touching or cooking- No in between :,)

Y’all know I love me the 2007 TMNT movie as bad as it is/im going to college to be an English prof :)/my dream job would have to be one of the nicest schools where the area I live in is suburban & I get a fun lil house to myself that I can host parties in >:)

I really love horror games/art/working out/cooking

I think one of my toxic behaviors is that I fall out of love as quick as I go into it, so if someone does something I don’t like it’s sort of a deal breaker for me

Pet peeves: guys that chew with their mouth open/guys that yell to get their point across/uneducated men/Pisces men/guys that aren’t into or against spiritual things like saging rooms or crystals or incense :,)

Deal breakers: if he’s rude to other women or doesn’t respect his parents/doesn’t have an education/is very anti-weed to the point that they’ll break up with someone over it (like bro it’s never that serious)/if he doesn’t take care of himself physically and mentally

How do I usually act: I don’t ever ask for anything, im very independent so I never ask a guy to buy something for me or pay for something :)

HIEEE omg im so excited for this one hehehe

i really need to thought this one through but like..... Jas i need to be 100% serious..... you are 100% perfect for rottmnt leo fr like idk i think you both would have such a nice time together lmao

i match you with..

Leo

Surprise!!!! no but seriously- honestly this could go either Bayverse or 2007, i know rottmnt is extremely different from these two, but like... i can recognize all those personalities being different and still making it work with you! ur a leo girl what can i say lmao

I usually don't focus or comment much or physical appearance, i only ask bc its easier for me to visualize the match up, but since i do know how you look like, how your voice sounds, i can 100% confirm he would be down BAD by first glance (mikey would too, but like its mikey he gets crushes left and right) specially with bayverse, Leo is a an adrenaline junkie, he's too introspective borderline shy to actually voice it, but like..... tattoos, piercings, everything that society would deem as a "rebel" look(? do i make sense i hope so) Leo would be into it. He can deny as much as he wants, but he's into badass looking people idc yall can fight me on this one (this also applies to rottmnt, although i kinda see Rottmnt Leo being a bit... like almost every version of Mikey, he gets crushes easily on a wild range of people, but he most def LOVES when someone knows how to use slangs and has a funky lingo going on, and you DEF have that, he would 100% fall for you ever harder after exchanging a few words with you)

Every Leo version deserves a funny s/o. Bayverse and 2007? they NEED to laugh, a light hearted relationship is perfect for him and i def see that going on with you two (: he loves how you can effortlessly can deliver a punch line when he least expects it, my personal head-canon is that all Leos like to joke around, due being introverted, the oldest sibling and the leader, Leo closes himself a lot around his brothers, the only one chill enough to truly explore that side is Rottmnt Neon Leon, so if he ever decides to test the "imma make you laugh" waters with you, thats a sign he not only trusts you, but wants to impress and deepen your relationship with him

Thank GOD you can cook cuz this man cant LMAO

Leo's Love language is def Quality time, he will need some time to adjust into physical touch as your way of showing appreciation, but soon enough he looks forward to it! loves to mindlessly caress your hand, back, tights when you are hanging out, gives killer massages! likes to hear about your day as you both lie down on his futon and your head is in his lap or your you are both lying down and your legs are above is tights, soon enough he will discover he's actually really into gentle touches, give him time to ge used to it tho cuz he never really considered even having a s/o, so, baby steps regarding physical affection is the way to go!

He's so interested in your major, i shit you not he asks to see your assignments and homework. Leo loves to read, and if college was a possibility for the turtles, i can see him either doing something related to Linguistics, maybe Anthropology (def more focused on Japanese culture) he def likes to dive in those topics and he geeks the f OUT with you regarding your college major

The bumps on the road; 1-he cannot deal with someone impulsive. We all know his relationship with Raph, and we ALL know he can be controlling on his worst days, you both would have to compromise during missions or even daily tasks, he wants to be part of the planing, he wants to know whats going on, but at the same time he cant micromanage you like shit that sucks a LOT. 2- he needs someone steady. he fall in love extremely slow, so for his to work out, he would either have to speed the process up or you to pump the breaks with falling out of love rapidly 3- ..... give him time to be more pro-weed please LMAOOO (although i know this points can be """solved"""with loooads of talking, and thats something nice about your relationship, at certain stage, both of you are completely honest and open about your issues, and both can be understanding of each others limitations and personal growth that shall occur on future)

"if he’s rude to other women or doesn’t respect his parents" Leo gotcha, and honestly? he feels the same, if you cant show respect to the elderly (aka master splinter) wtf you doing?

"guys that aren’t into or against spiritual things like saging rooms or crystals or incense" Leo def knows anything related to Japanese culture and i think he (and mikey.. and Donnie) would be the most open-minded towards new healing / spiritual activites and techniques? although there are different reasons to each one of them; Donnie is bc he's curious about well- everything, Mikey is bc he always wants to try new things and lowkey finds it cool, And with Leo, he wants to be part of your life just like he wants you to be part of his, so please be open towards learning Japanese costumes and he shall participate in your costumes as well.

Loves that you are independent, he likes being there for you don't get me wrong, but.. he's a busy turtle, if you cant handle yourself once in a while, that might be a deal breaker for him. Chivalry is kinda big for him tho, so let him treat you when he can, he likes to woo you sometimes so just let him lol

Ok so i know Raph is like, the gym king or whatever but if you ever briefly mention you would like to use it the one the boys have around the lair, he will "randomly"show up there, Raph will def tease him if he tries to help you out on a machine that you and Raph combined know way more than he ever could lmao. He does asks you if you would like to join him into his training sections at the dojo, he's way more comfortable in there and he swears is not as stinky as their gym after Raph uses it, really looks forward to the day you accept his invitation into teaching you some self defense moves here and there

Ok you didnt mention this like...he loves how you always reply REALLY FAST!! like at first he's taken back cuz? usually april or casey take a few good minutes even hours to respond, humans have their things to do on topside and he gets it you know? he's also relatively busy most days, so when he almost automatically gets a reply from you, Leo def got surprised on the first chats he had with you, he begins to love it how fast you can come back to him with texting, he doesnt have to worry if you are in danger after escorting you to your home, or when you are leaving college, work, yadda yadda, he knows its not extremely healthy to be on your phone 24/7 but when you are away from him, he loves it he can have almost imidiate contact with you

Over-all: Really chill relationship but still has some fire into it??? at the same time?? both of you just gets eachother, and he feels free to show his funny, daring, flirty / teasing self he almost NEVER shows to anyone, so lucky you!

hope you liked it!

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